My final gift before I head out for the night, hopefully a new thread will get things moving~
ERP Thread: Lala Edition!
Previous thread: >>857205
>>862369
And yet I don't get to give you my "final gift". How sad.
>>862369
are you from HG?
>>862427
I can tell you it is not.
>>862437
"It"
Ouch. What's your beef against blue-skinned girls?
-D
>>862450
I'm not pronouncing her as it.
Maybe i was just saying it wrong.
It was suppose it be like "It is not her from HG"
>>862468
I'm just fuckin' with ya, sempai.
-D
>>862479
Fair enough.
>Tfw you're pretty horny but also tired as hell.
Really tempted to just let D fuck my ass to be honest.
>>862369
Lala a cute
Hope to see you soon~
Anyone wanna do something on skype
>>862514
Holy shit this made me kek.
Same, senpai.
-D
>>862524
Something like what?
>>862534
Just take out your cock and ram it inside my tight asshole already so I can orgasm and sleep.
>>862559
>He frees his long, thick, 28yd dick from his sock and drops his pants, tearing through your asshole like a fucking drill.
>He cums.
-D
>>862575
T-thanks....
>>862597
You too
Let's go again sometime senpai
-D
>>862549
Lewd stuff, duh. What's your name?
>>862621
Lewd stuff like what though? Cybering? What kind? Text, voice, cam? And what fetish stuff are you looking for?
>>862635
Text stuff, I would assume. I'm into stockings and feet, and up for pretty anything.
>>862635
Wait, you do voice? Let me hear it
>>862643
And you're dom or sub? Looking for Guy/"girl"/both?
>>862673
sub, preferably "girl"
I summon Donald Trump to save us from this sex draught.
O-fuckmexicans
buldthewall-o
Save us Donald
-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTCEKaYFQQc
Where did everyone go?
>>862369
Tfw sleep took the best of me and I slept through all the runs I wanted to see..
Oh well.
>>862785
That sucks, fuji.
On the bright side, they all get uploaded to Youtube.
>>862785
>You wake up to an anon standing over your bed, fapping while watching you.
>>862785
Poor Miya-sama...
>>862673
anon where u go
>>862877
I'm here, just not what you're looking for.
>>862889
I mean, I can broaden my interests a bit.
>>862877
New take on a horny chick...
>>862911
>>862898
How so? That just makes you sound kinda desperate (which I don't mind.)
Moreover, I'm wondering what's in it for me.
>>862932
The satisfaction of lewd?
I am up for literally anything.
>>862930
This.
>>862813
It's just not the saaame. But for once I'll have to do that later.
>>862822
As much as I'd like to RP, I'm too tired and occupied for it now.
>>862869
>Miyafuji sighed deeply but gave a small smile at you afterwards.
>>862911
THAT STINKED
>>862971
Could you at least post lewds I can masturbate to?
>>862940
Not trying to be a prude, I'm just wondering what I get out of giving out skype compared to just sticking to this thread, is all. I'm fine with 1 on 1 stuff, and cybering too, but it's kinda hard to justify if I have no idea what I'm getting into. 99% of the time I do 1 on 1 stuff because of someone I met or started something in here with that I decided I wanted to keep going or get more serious with.
>>862971
>hugs you
Get some rest, Miya-sama
>kisses your forehead before letting go
>>863019
That's understandable, I prefer more serious stuff anyways. I don't really have anything to go from, so it'd probably be better to just stick to the thread. Have a nice night, anon.
Goodnight folks
>>862987
Hi guys! just coming in to say an and talk before I sleep
>she giggles a bit
>>863006
>Miyafuji flustered at the request before running away from the pervert.
>>863036
>She welcomed your hug and lightly hugged you back before yelping with a quiet gasp at your kiss.
But I just woke up! I'm getting now comfy just watching the Mario race.
>>863041
Good night anon, sweet dreams.~
>>863106
I'm desperate, but I will never be desperate enough to fuck an anorexic sharkdog
>>863123
Now I feel like an ass...
s u p
>>863213
h e y o
h o w a r e y o u
-D
>>863230
p r e t t y g o o d
Got off work on time for the first time in a while.
How's your night been, cuddle any cuties?
>>863230
D do you only fuck girls? You're not some sort of straightfag, are you?
>>863039
Eh, if you were more of a steam user I could introduce you to people, both males and 'females'
>>863286
>it usually isn't attached to a guy.
That's pretty straight. Don't be a straightfag, D.
You should consider getting dommed by a guy sometime, you might like it.
>>863308
Fun story, my first ever ERP was getting dommed by a futa, our local Renamon actually.
And my second was me fucking a shota.
But we don't talk about that.
-D
>>863286
>but I do have my eyes set on one cutie in particular.
>>863286
Ohoho~ Who's the lucky one?
>>863326
Sounds fun, but not at all the same thing as I'm suggesting. Who knows, you might like it. You never know until you try.
>>863342
>I dunno. Her name starts with a "K"
!!!!!
>and ends with "onata is the cutest."
Oh.
>>863355
>>863364
Yeah he's definitely wrong, anyone can see that Kanade is clearly the cutest.
>>863364
Kek
>>863364
>Noticing her clear disappointment, he can't help but laugh.
Angel, I thought you didn't want to cuddle anymore. Last time, you ran off somewhere.
-D
>>863355
>>863364
"Kanade, who is cuter than Konata is the cutest"
True
>>863382
>>863405
You're both equally the cutest, I can't decide.
-D
>>863364
>mfw getting angel beats flashbacks
>>863418
Booo! What a copout answer
>>863418
>>863418
>Whispers in your ear
It's Kanade, trust me... she's soft...
>>863382
Liar?
>>863390
Where?!
>>863401
Shy...g-gomen.
>>863405
Not true. Konata a cute.
>>863424
g-gomen.
>>863484
Who, me? I'm not lying. You're adorable.
>>863484
Welp, cat kanade clearly wins
>>863213
>>863230
>>863259
I . s e e . y o u . a l l . s p e a k . m y . d i a l e c t . t o o !
>>863484
Kanade a C U T E
>>863531
Two can play at this game!
>>863466
Well, I know she is, but you can't just ask me to pick one girl over the other.. Especially my two favorites!
>>863484
Don't be sorry, angel.
>He steps forward and wraps his arms around her.
No matter who else I snuggle, you will always be my cute little Kanade.
>He drops his voice to a whisper.
And just between you and me, you're the cuter one.
-D
>>863549
>>863546
O h . P l u t i a . i t ' s . b e e n . a . w h i l e . h o w . a r e . y o u ?
-D
>>863484
I-its okay....
>Background music suddenly starts to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLDptTV-h14
THIS THREAD IS DEADER THAN MY SEX LIFE!
>>863603
But the thread exists, unlike your sex life.
-D
tfw there is no lewd loli butt sex in an erp thread
>>863633
And would you like to be the loli or the buttsex?
>>863549
It's okay, she's obviously the cutest.
>Pats your head
>>863633
Sorry senpai
>>863640
D-Damn...
>>863636
If I wasn't so depressed by this thread, I would be the butt sex. BTW, I'm a boy...
>>863647
>He drops to his knees and lazily hugs her, burying his face in her belly.
It's not okay, I feel like I'm in one of those harem animes I don't like!
-D
>>863364
LITTLE
>>863572
T h i n g s . a r e . o k a y . I . g u e s s
>>863523
O-oh. Thank you.
>Kanade lowers her head at you
>>863531
Win? What did I win?
>>863548
Konata the cutest. Not a debate.
>>863549
>Kanade squeaked quietly from your embrace and went limp in your arms.
Ee-eh.. Not true! Konata is SUPER CUTE!
>She covered her mouth quickly and blushed profusely from her uncharacteristic sudden outburst
>>863584
>Listens to on repeat
;-;
>>863657
Are you a little boy who wants some buttsex? That can be arraigned.
>>863647
>>863663
E U R O P E A N
>>863647
One day you too could be as cute as cat kanade. Just lose the swimsuit that's too lewd
>>863678
>When you lower your head, he reaches a hand up and gently pats you on it.
>>863678
Holy shit too fucking cute. You won my heart
>>863689
PECKERS
>>863661
Is it so bad to cuddle a few cuties at the same time?
>>863678
>Pulls you for a hug, ruffling your hair
You're cute, admit it!
>>863687
Are you okay?
>>863692
You find my school swimsuit to be lewd, huh?
>>863718
>>863678
>He smiles and bends down, sweeping her from her feet and picking her up bridal-style like before.
I think you're even lighter than last night, angel.
>He sits down on his bed, snuggling close with his cute angel.
I think we have unfinished business, love. I didn't get to snuggle you like I wanted to before!
>>863721
>He opens his other arm and smiles sheepishly, making room on his lap.
Well, I guess not..
-D
>>863721
>Pulls you IN
plsnobully
>>863735
>plays a rousing game of sex chess with you
>>863682
Just be gentle...
>>863745
Foolish anon, I'm the world champion of sex ch-
>loses
>>863721
A bit bummed out. Loved seeing you in your swimsuit though.
>>863721
>looks at the ground slightly embarrassed
Well yeah it shows off your legs and emphasizes your butt
Does anyone into vore?
>>863819
I will both eat and be eaten
>>863819
I'm into cockvore.
>>863819
That depends are you female bacon
>>863735
>Crawls over to you, taking a seat in your lap next to Kanade
Mhmhm~ cuddle piles are always great.
>>863678
>Slides her arm around yours, taking your hand in hers as she interlocks your fingers
Comfy?
>>863761
Well I hope you feel better, anon!
>>863770
You're pretty lewd, huh?
How're my lovelies tonight?
>>863876
Fuck yes I've been waiting for you all night DMG
>>863876
Doing good. You? Planning on getting some action tonight?
>>863854
Holy crap your legs and your expression that's way too lewd. Well, you've got kanade beat in terms of sexiness. How can I not be lewd when you tease like that
>>863892
No way, swimsuit a cute.
>>863854
>He pats her thigh with the hand wrapped around her, nuzzling against her head.
You've got that right, kohai. D'you have any fun plans for tonight?
-D
>>863881
Waiting just for little ol' me? Oh you shouldn't have <3
>>863890
I might do a quicky or two. No 4 hour rp for me tonight, got work in the morning again.
>>863876
Hello DMG. How is the health?
>>863917
They are lewd by nature
>>863923
Peach been busy keeping you up too late again~?
>>863929
>. . .
>>863923
You're the sexiest woman to ever live, of course I would wait for you.
I've been so horny, DMG. Please relieve me.
>>863923
Well than, you're going to make some very lucky dicks happy when they burst real fast.
>>863694
>Kanade whimpers from your touch, but shortly warms up to it and stands on her tiptoes, pressing her head into your hand
>>863713
>You won my heart
..
>She holds her hand over her chest with a surprised expression
A-Anon's heart?
>>863721
>She plants her face deep into your chest and shakes her head
Blue hair cute.
>>863735
Wah~ D!
>Kanade kicked her legs and pouted while being helplessly trapped in your arms
Cuddle?! You said Cuddle was like...
>She covered her face with her hands, unable to finish the sentence
>>863854
>She turned her attention towards the joined hands and stared at them for a moment, her lips slightly parted
Mmhm.
>She nodded with content and looked back at you
>>863843
I came from a female pig. I would think that I am female.
>>863876
Hello! My my you seem hungry DMG.
>>863854
This will help. Thank you.
>>863948
>He leans over a bit so you don't have to tiptoe, gently petting your head and giving you a warm smile.
>>863936
You look so kawaii in your suit, Miku-chan.
Ayyy who wants their picture taken?
>>863927
Getting better, thanks for asking <3
Sore throat, but I'll be better next few days
>>863932
Been keeping each other up late.
We've been exploring each other's kinks and having so much fun <3
>>863939
Ever? Me? I don't know, that's a big much~
Relieve you? How would you like me to do that sweetie?
>>863940
I love making cocks cum fast~
It's like telling me I did really, really good <3 and the thought of ruining boys sex life by making them cum in seconds for me is hot <3
>>863954
Sorry honey. I'm only into Canadian bacon.
>>863992
Will you take nude pics? Of me, I mean.
>>863929
Maybe you're the one that's lewd by nature, eh?
>>863936
Back me up, Miya!
>>863922
>Pusher her her head against you with a smile
Just cuddles and some games, how about you?
>>863948
>Brushes her thumb across the top of your hand
Hehe~ I'm glad.
>Smiles warmly at you
>>863992
Ohoho~ More research, huh?
>>863997
Making boys cum in seconds? I wouldn't put it past you. Personally, I prefer to take my time and really enjoy myself, but quickies can be nice too, especially when you want to just rub one out.
Editorial Joe here, anything to edit?
Or should I just ERP?
>>863997
>Humiliation Fetish
>>863992
I'm ready for my close-up.
>>863948
>He shakes his head, patting her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her.
No, that was a dumb way for me to explain it.. It's more of just hugging a lot, and enjoying the other person's company.
That doesn't sound too bad, right?
>>864015
>He shakes his head, his eyelids drooping with a sigh.
Nope, just planning on being bored, like every other night. Glad you're here, though.
>>864015
Y..yes, of course!
Nothing more..!
>>864012
Maybe, what's in it for me?
>>864028
Long enjoyable ones are great~
But after awhile You're just begging they'll cum already... I still have nightmares about the 4 hour one ;-;
>>864035
This guy gets it <3
>>863983
H-hey at least get my name right!
>Miyafuji pouted at you despite the compliment.
>>864015
Swimsuit is part of my uniform. Uniforms can't be lewd!
>Miyafuji presented her Fuso (Japan) Empire uniform proudly to everyone who were watching.
>>864055
I don't know, what do you want? I'm fine with paying you if you're a professional. You're the one who offered, so you tell me.
>>864015
>blushes
I'm not that lewd. Maybe you want to pretend to not be lewd while being super lewd!
>>864061
I'm ready for you DMG. Put me inside you and don't hold back.
>>864070
Well.. sure!~
>>864042
>Quickly snaps lots of pictures of you, grinning as I.. take more pictures of your lower regions
Ah, nice~ It's so small though, can't you make it any bigger..?
>>864061
I remember that. That guy really took his time, huh?
I was talking about more extended, 1 on 1 kind of deals, though. The kinds of RPs you do over a series of days because they're so detailed. Naturally not the kind of thing you do in a thread like this, especially if you're just looking for a quickie, though. But then, even that kind of session could get you something more engaging even with a humiliation/premature ejaculation RP.
>>864064
Now I really feel like an ass...
>>864086
Okay, then. Sounds good to me.
>He begins to disrobe in front of you, removing his shirt and tossing it to the side, before working on his pants.
Did you have anything in particular in mind, or?
>>864064
Look at that butt of yours. How is that not lewd!
>>864064
Poor Miyabi. Everyone messes her name up.
>>864086
>sniffles
No, I can't...
>runs away
>>864082
>Disapproving glare from a distance
>>864088
Me and Peach kind of been doing that.
Where we would keep rps alive for days.
>Her favorite is when I play a 18 yo daughter DMG that would tease her daddy to get her own way
>>864049
>Leans her head back against your shoulder and yawns
Mmh, glad you're here to snuggle too. You're always comfy.
>>864055
Nothing more... I don't know if I believe you~
>>864064
That's the spirit!
>>864074
>Gasps
That's quite the accusation, anon!
>>863997
Thats good. We don't want a sick DMG.
Also for your own sake.
>>864099
>Giggles softly as I continue taking pictures of you, winking
Why, of course not~ Feel free to be in any position you see fit! I am.. studying, the human body you see~ <3 <3
>>864119
Hey, why not..?~ Also while I'm here, may I? <3
>>864112
Aww, don't run away! It's ok~ I can still take pictures of you if you wish. It's just so.. cute!
>>864113
That sounds fun! I've been involved in something for about a few weeks now, it's been great. I wouldn't mind getting to see some of yours, though, if not getting to do a few with you myself.
>>864113
I... I'm sorry. My only wish was to offer myself to a goddess such as yourself...
>>864131
I don't see why not~
>>864119
Well look, despite me telling you just how lewd swimsuits are, you're still wearing them in front of me. I think you secretary like to be lewd
>>864131
>wipes away tears
Okay. I'll try again. Is this okay...or should I go with something else?
>>863970
Feels good..
>She closes her eyes and enjoys the head pats
>>864015
I'm.. glad too.
>Kanade leaned the left side of her face onto your chest and exhaled a sigh of content
Konata is soft.
>She brought her other hand up and lightly caressed your cheek
>>864049
I enjoy you and Konata a lot. Does that mean we should always cuddle?
>>864131
...But you're charging me anyway? That seems a little harsh, don't you think?
>Having unbuttoned himself, he tugs down both his pants and boxers together. They quickly fall to his knees, and he steps out of them, sliding them to the side with his foot. He then turns to face you, his now completely nude body in full display, his flaccid cock dangling freely.
So, you just want me to stand here, then? I guess that's fine. I figured you'd have me pose, or something.
>>864089
Cheer up! No mistakes in the future!
>>864101
W-where are you looking!?
>Miyafuji gave concerned and slightly angered look at you with piercing eyes.
>>864119
No problem Konata.~
I like swimsuits after all, the classic piece one is so nice to wear and move around in with.
>>864150
>rubs the bulge in his pants
>>864150
>Begins taking lots of pictures of you, from ALL angles, even more.. indecent ones
>>864159
>Continues taking pictures of you, smiling
Ah, that's fine~~ Feel free to pose in any way you wish! <3 <3
>>864165
Well, feel free to pose however you want, I'll always enjoy the pose you're in.. after all, I'm... 'studying' the human body! <3 I'd love to take lots and lots of pictures of the anons here, hehe~~
>>864167
>kneels
I'm sorry, Miya-chan...
>>864176
"Any way I want?" That's not particularly helpful, but, whatever.
>He backs up towards the wall, leaning against it with his back and arms, his knees slightly bent.
If it's for anatomy, something like this should be fine, right? I can't promise I'm going to be very helpful if you don't tell me what shots you're looking for, though...
>>864176
How's this or should I be more cute?
>>864151
I don't think swimsuits are lewd though, that's just you being a perverted anon!
>>864163
>Nuzzles her cheek against your extended hand, humming happily
Hehe~ all the better for cuddling, hm?
>Pokes your tummy with her free hand, grinning down at you
You're nice and soft too~
>>864167
I agree!
>>864176
>Grins at you as you continue to take pictures
Hmm, you sure these are really all for research? Or could it be that some of these are for your personal collection...?
>>864204
Baka, I'm busy teasing Tobii!
Ever so slowly my cock has gotten harder and harder... it's about to burst. I need a. little. more. Please! Let me cum like the slut I am. Tell me what to do.
>>864223
If I'm perverted than so are you. Teasing is pretty lewd you know
>>864119
>The contagious yawn spreads to him, resting his head on top of hers.
I'm feeling way more tired than usual.. I think it's something about how warm and comfy you are.
>>864163
>He thinks for a second, flattered by her comment.
No, I don't think "always" is the right word, but it's nice to do sometimes.
>He leans down and kisses her cheek.
And I like you two, too.
>>864238
Spit in your hand, grab your cock firmly, and then stroke it completely, as fast as you can. Do not stop or slow down at all, whatsoever, until your orgasm has completely subsided.
>Mfw no Mettaton in this thread.
Shit thread already.
Hey everyone! I've been playing Monster Hunter 4U and I don't know what weapon is the most Poppy! Hammers are too slow to feel right! ;_;
Sup sexy people
>>864219
Ah, that's great~ Be as cute as you can be..!!
>>864214
Any kind of shot will do!
>>864223
W-well, it depends..
>>864260
Oh shit, my favorite game!
Did you just start? Email me your friend code!
>>864268
I HAVE BECOME THE SAVIOR OF ALL THREADS! HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE TONIGHT?
>>864268
>A frustrated expression crosses his face as he hears your words.
Is that so? Any kind at all, huh?
>He chuckles a little and a small smirk appears on his face.
Fine.
>He walks over to a nearby desk, ducking behind it, so that the only thing visible to you is his head peeking over the top. The smirk on his face grows a little wider.
How about this, then?
>>864277
I'm starting over because I was using my brother's old 3ds and I didn't want people thinking I was him when I wanted to play with friends!
Oh, I've not even made a Mii yet!
>>864186
N-no need to kneel. It's alright now.~
>>864204
Well.. I'm kinda used to it by now!
>Miyafuji spun few times all energetic. She blushed a bit at your compliment.
>>864298
Anything lewd on the program tonight?
>>864298
Bored until now.
>>864243
Shush!
>>864252
>Smirks at your words
I tend to have that effect on people, or so I hear.
>Lets her eyes drift shut as she enjoys the warmth
>>864260
Wah, I'm so bad at that game!
>>864268
Depends on what, hmm~?
>>864298
Where have you been? We're drowning in a sea of cookie-cutter anime waifs.
>>864326
I deserve to be punished.
Today seemed really low in terms of eroticism. Did anyone actually get off?
>>864298
Finally the thread became good.
>>864352
>Did anyone actually get off?
>>864322
Starting over on monhun? Ouch.
How many hours did you have before?
>>864339
>Another yawn
Yeah..
I think I'm going to head to bed, 'night.
>He leans down and kisses her on the head before closing his eyes.
(My internet's being all fucky, being forced to head out early.)
>>864339
W-well.. that's a secret! I-I can't tell you here..!
>>864285
You're so adorable..!!~ <3
>>864304
That's great too..~
>>864223
I enjoy you a lot. D said that means we should cuddle always. I like you being soft too so I don't mind.
>Kanade has really no idea what she's talking about, but felt as if she made perfect sense and nodded her head
>>864252
Oh.. Not always? Nevermind Kona-
>She was interrupted by your kiss and immediately froze up. Not sure how to react she immediately buried her face deep into Konata's chest and squealed
Ahhhhhhhh!
ERP thread in a nutshell.
>>864298
Good. How them leg joints?
>>864327
LEWD? WHO NEEDS LEWD WHEN YOU HAVE LEGS LIKE THEEEESE?! NO, DARLING, LEGS ARE THE NEXT STEP IN AROUSAL.
>>864330
BOREDOM IS SOMETHING WE USE TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH MTT PROGRAMS! LET'S CLEANSE THIS THREAD FROM IT!
>>864350
I MEAN, WHO CAN'T BE A LITTLE NARCISSISTIC WITH THESE LEGS? GO ON, I'M WAITING.
>>864355
THAT'S THE WAY OF LIFE, DARLING. SOMETIMES YOU GET SHOT IN THE RIBCAGE FOR NOT PAYING THE CHINESE MAFIA IN TIME, AND OTHER TIMES YOU ARRIVE LATE TO YOUR SHOW!
>>864378
EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>864386
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT IN ITS GLORY!
>>864378
more like nutted shell
>>864365
A few hundred I think!
I guess I'll post my friendcode here! It isn't like anybody could do anything bad with it?
3196 - 7166 - 7705
>>864399
>LEGS
>>864374
Wh-
>Your reaction catches him off guard, and his brow furrows as a confused look washes over his face. He stands up from behind the desk and crosses his arms.
You're fucking with me, right? Is this just a joke or something? Studies or not, how do you expect to charge people for something like this if you don't act professional?
>>864339
So you're agreeing that your lewd. Umm by the way
>looks down at the ground and mutters
Could you tease us a bit more
>>864378
>implying this isn't hot.
>>864399
Got my legs beat
>applauds
>>864399
Let's get this show started.
Any female or futa want to play?
>>864424
The game is Boggle. Go!
>>864365
>Leans up and returns the kiss with one on the cheek
Good night, thanks for the snuggles~
>>864374
>>864374
Hehe~ Alright, alright. I'll let you continue though.
>>864376
>Pulls you in for a tight hug, rubbing her cheek against yours with a big smile as she giggles at your behavior
Mmhmhm~ we can cuddle forever!
>>864386
Senor Huesos! Good evening.
>>864407
Tch, you're lucky I've gotta tease Tobii...
>>864374
>>864434
Slut
Tease
Erect
Arse
Tits
>>864422
INDEED, NOW WITH A MUCH GREATER AUDIENCE, MY COOKING LESSONS WILL MAKE THAT GREATER OF A DIFFERENCE!
>>864418
LOOK AT THE OTHER LEG!
>>864403
LOOK AT IT! IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OTHER!
>>864399
No, thanks. I'll just change the channel. Lewd is love, lewd is life.
>>864452
Well stick me in a mould and call me skeleton jelly. It is rather magnificent.
>>864435
Do you only like to see her? I thought you'd enjoy teasing me :(
>>864452
I can fap to it.
>>864424
I'm a boy who likes to crossdress. Close enough?
>>864452
M-Miss Mettaton, would you kindly consume me?
Hey there, your favorite is 8ack
>>864497
If you can pretend to be a girl or a futa, then yes.
>>864481
I'LL PRETEND YOU NEVER SAID THAT.
>>864456
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! YOU SEE, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, MY LEGS THEMSELVES WILL HOST THE SHOW!
>>864500
I WOULD SURE LOVE TO CONSUME LEG FATTENERS! NOT!
>>864516
Mettaton, my favorite ro8ot, youre 8ack
>>864512
Sorry, but I have no experience in either field.
>>864502
hey bby, you wan sum dik?
>>864530
Hi there cute looking werewolf thing
>>864516
>>864539
There's a first time for everything.
>>864516
*sniff* T-This must be what it feels like to not be loved...
>>864530
A-AM I REALLY YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT?
>My hands tremble for a moment.
>>864556
NOW I KNOW YOU MAYBE A LITTLE SKEPTICAL OVER MY LEGS, BUT TRUST ME, THEY'RE THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS IN THE WORLD! BESIDES MYSELF, OF COURSE. JUST ASK MY BUDDY ALPHYS OVER HERE!
>>864566
MAYBE YOU HAVE A TALENT, DARLING. MAYBE YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE NOT FATTEN LEGS?
>>864580
It's been a whole day. You said you were compiling a picture folder, since getting images one at a time from GoolgeImages was...something you didn't want to do for unknown reason.
>>864502
wait, you're not mettaton!
>>864563
B-but what would I have to do?
>>864580
....
>Faint giggling
>>864600
8ut we talked a lot yesterday, that was an impostor wasnt it?
>>864612
Yes, im not sure What you attempted to say there 8ut look at me dance
>>864619
No 8ut my temperature is high
>>864640
>Anon waves a dollar at you as you dance
(Woohoo, internet's working again.)
>>864376
>He stops in place, waving his hands in confusion.
A-Ah! What is it?? Are you alright?!
-D
>>864634
Get away
>rolls my fluorite octet
>you get destroyed
>>864644
I have many 8oon8ucks, but thank you anon
>>864625
Get on your knees.
>>864662
Hey I don't know your name but you want to suck my dick?
>>864662
W-what the hell man!?
All of you vanilla plebs don't even know what kinky is.
I bet none of you have ever gone anal snorkeling.
>>864662
They don't take 8oon8ucks at the ERP Thread stores. You may as well have papiermarks. You don't want to starve do you? You need these dollars.
>>864665
>kneels
L-like this?
ALRIGHT FOLKS! TIME FOR TONIGHT'S GAME! EXCITING, ISN'T IT? NOW, HIE ABOUT WE PLAY... AH YES! WHY DON'T WE PLAY ANOTHER ROLLING GAME. IT DEFINITELY ISN'T BECAUSE I WASN'T PREPARED BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CHINESE MAFIA FOR NOT PAYING THEM ON TIME, DEFINITELY NOT. SO ERM... DUBS GET TO TOUCH MY LEGS, TRIPS GET TO KISS MY LEGS! AND SINGLES GET KICKED BY LEGS! EXCITING, ISN'T IT?!
>>864640
NO NO, IT WASN'T... I JUST DIDN'T KNOW I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT...
>I twirl my hair around my finger as I look away.
Sup, jerks
Didja hear?
I'm back
>>864699
Welcome back. How are ya?
>>864694
Singles!
>>864435
>Kanade overwhelmed by your warmth gets caught up in the moment and speaks without thinking
Please never leave me..
>Not realizing she actually said that aloud, she casually sighed and pressed her cheek more into yours
>>864654
Wet! Icky!
>She wipes your saliva off of her cheek and presses it firmly into yours.
Take it back!
>>864476
Keep it a secret, baka.
>>864694
Roll 4 leg cuddles
