ERP thread: roullete edition!
Old thread >>826034
Who wants to bump the Trump?
Roll singles are cuck, dubs fap, trips get action from yours truly~ <3 Quads get to fuck me!
>after 5 paymens of $99.99
>>829440
Oh, it's just Samus with a different body, never mind.
What happened to the good sluts?
>>829411
>>829355
Oh really now? So you call the shots for once?
Fine by me, as long as you do it from behind..
>Bends over in front of him, presenting her rear for him
>>829440
>Implying I'd want to fuck something as hideous as you.
>Scoffs fuckingly
>>829440
Yeah let Joey Wheeluh show you summa his quads! If Yuge can do it, I can!
>>829454
>Being you
>>829450
There was good sluts?
>[waiting for daily dose of rock lobster intensifies]
>>829450
>Not realising I prioritize cheerios over sucking cock
Any sluts free?
>>829470
Honey if you were me, you wouldn't need to whore yourself off in these threads to get your hourly dose of attention.
>>829477
>slides a bowl of Cheerios your way
There.
>>829481
>Moans in ecstasy
Yeah.
>>829486
>Cums violently
>>829482
Nigga I just got cheerios for free, unlike the country you're failing to run for
>>829450
>samus
>different body
I'd actually fuck my good cucks, wouldn't cost a thing neither
though this is a bad time
>>829495
>failing to run for
That's funny coming from you. Looks like you've failed to run your entire life with a body like that.
>Scoffs with euphoria
Have eurocuck hours officially started?
>>829511
LITTLE
>>829511
RICE KRISPIES
>>829502
>two numbers
>quads
Can you not count anon
>>829502
That's dubs, anon
>will be on ERPing officially when it's more busy, more cocks = more business!~ <3
>>829507
I was going to say something about your wig but that gif did it for me, piggy
>>829511
Only 1pm here in England, give it 2-3 hours
>>829452
oh, you've already forgotten about the other times I was in control~ I guess I need to make sure you remember this~
>he pulls up her skirt, then tugs her panties into her crack, he then starts to sensually rub has ass while kissing and licking all the sensitive parts of her ass
>>829514
after shinoa im terrified this could be an actual ryuoko we didnt notice
>>829513
EUROPEAN
>>829514
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU ALWAYS POST THAT SAME GIF. I LOVE YOU.
>>829516
I don't really wanna fuck right now, I just want some hugs and love
>>829519
DICKS
>>829512
Hey, you have an F-List, right?
>>829512
Hey there, nice body Erza~
>>829520
>>829518
Tfw no femdom Satsuki still
>mfw so good at erp everyone is too intimidated to reply
>Cries out in agonizing lust
>>829529
Yeah, but I usually I erp with female and shemales.
Why are you asking?
>>829532
Thank you~ But probably for now I only will lurk.
I'll wait for more people.
>>829538
>>829546
Well, maybe I can see more of that ass? You know who it is, and why I want to see it~ <3
I set up an email account for the people who wanted it but I can't promise I'll check it very often!
[email protected]
I'm going to go to bed! Goodnight everyone!
>>829517
Oh yeah, now I remember, you've been in charge once or twice...
Fun times
>She laughs, giving out a soft moan or two as she's being licked in all the right spots
>>829518
"After Shinoa"
Shinoa roleplayer WHERE?
>>829568
you missed it,the smug poster is top ERP,
>>829553
Well, I can post a few pics I guess~
>>829572
That ass of yours is amazing, babe~ <3
>>829571
Different people. You got tricked anon <3
>>829564
Glad you remembered~
>he pulls down her panties then spreads her ass hard, rubbing his nose against her tight hole as his tongue reach down to rub against her lower lips
>>829578
Thank you very much~ Here, have a little more.
>>829605
May I see your amazing tits too, babe?~ <3
>>829546
Thought I saw you post it, was thinking of shooting you a message.
>>829546
>Erps with shemales
>>829571
Just went back to check and holy shit that's 10/10 ERP should have checked on the thread sooner.
>>829616
Okay, but this is last pic.
>>829617
I don't mind at all. Actually I'm on chat right now.
Write if you want. Do you have profile or should I link it again?
>>829632
>not being a sub slut who is raped by dom strong shemale
>>829641
https://www.f-list.net/c/ella%20devinter
>>829641
are you... "red"
>>829597
Ahhn! Karl!
>moans as her lower lips are teased by his tongue
>>829708
Red? I must be retarded, because I d-dunno about you're asking.
>>829708
Which Red?
>>829715
>he moans as he takes a deep wiff of her ass as he laps at her pussy more, his right hand circling around her hips then start circling around her clit, his left hand spreads her left ass cheek roughly to give him better access to her ass
>>829727
>>829715
someone who talked to chaika alot
im far to lazy to write jacko today...
>>829740
ahhn... I had almost forgotten how good you were with asses Karl
>Elena pushes her ass towards his face
~
Why's it so hard to get back to sleep after waking up prematurely....
>>829801
Hello there, haven't seen you around here before.
>>829809
Thread's dead and Miyafuji is asleep. You're better off taking your chances on attempting to sleep.
>>829809
Because there's no one to fuck you gently into slumber.
>>829809
El a cute
>>829814
"Greetings! The reason may be because it's my first time here. You may call me Nikou."
>>829809
probably because your bodies full of adrenaline, just need to calm down
>>829783
>pulls away and smiles kissing your ass deeply ruining my tongue along your ass with the kiss
your ass smells really sweet today~ are you sure you weren't waiting for me to have my way with your ass?
>he slaps her ass, then licks the place he slapped roughly
I'll just need to make sure this is an ass fucking you'll never forget
>>829824
But it's haaaaard. Maybe i'll just relax for a bit?
>>829825
That's really vulgar, mister! But that lurid dream from a few days ago is still on my mind...
>>829827
You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Anonymous.
>>829649
Oh, this is up for anyone else interested too, by the way.
>>829840
Welcome aboard, Nikou. I promise that you're going to have lots of fun here.
>>829845
You wouldn't mind if I help you relax, would you?
>>829840
SHE HAS NIPPLE MISSILES!
>>829856
Unless you refused to fuck one anon, or you don't fuck them the way they want
>>829863
Ummm, sure! But how can you help me relax, I wonder?
>>829844
I'm pretty calm....I think. Don't even have much on my mind.
>>829884
I could help you relax by you sitting on my face.
>>829856
Nikou snickers softly to herself, hand to her lips.
"Interesting. It does seem like people... enjoy their time here."
>>829873
"Nipple missiles? Huh?!"
>>829844
I might have... lotioned it up a little for you... Might have...I'm not admitting to anything
>>829888
>points at the now missile-less top
And now they're gone! What sorcery is this!?
>>829884
Mhmmmm how about hugs? Hugs and cuddles are always nice.
>>829888
I bet you'll have a willing anon in just a few moments with you having such a perfect body and cute face.
>>829884
maybe you just wanted to come hang out
>>829885
>relax
>makes her do the work
anon pls you'd lay her down then you'd eat her out
>>829891
I thought you ass felt nicer then normal, though its hard to tell, since it always feels nice
>he giggles a bit
though I admit I do love your natrual smell and taste too~
>he kisses and laps at her tight hole roughly slowly pressing it in with each lick
Too horny to include an image? ;D
Do you guy do requests? I want someone to write me a short story or is that too much
>>829907
Throw me a premise, the characters, and a basic sketch of what you want the storyline to be, and I can do that.
>>829885
That doesn't quite sound comfortable for either of us, Mr. Anon...
>>829895
That sounds absolutely delightful! Maybe that's what I need.
>>829905
Mhm, that could be, I think you guys are the bee's knees! Shame i've been so busy.
>>829910
its fine elphy, it just makes the days your here all the more special
>>829904
"'Willing'...? Ohoh, my, I should tell you right now-- I don't operate that way, dear. I am not... hmm. Very open."
>>829894
"I'm not sure where you're going with this anymore."
>>829909
Male human passionately fucking a female luxray or female umbreon. Like she teased him into fucking her also he's the trainer.
>>829934
...I have no idea how either of those Pokemon work.
>>829910
Welcome to the cuddle circlejerk, Elphelt.
>>829905
(God damnit)
Mnhahh Yeah well, a little treat every now and then can't be too bad can it?
>Elena giggles and moans as her tight hole is being licked with such passion
>>829920
Sorry about that, Mr. Anon. Things like that are kinda foreign to me, not even Mother explained those sort of things.,...
>>829915
Ahh, that made me feel all warm and fuzzylike on the inside. Thank you, mister!
>>829940
Eh? The what now?
>>829938
Google porn of them then try
>>829932
Ah that type. I like it. You're going to make a even better addition than I thought.
>>829959
the sight of you makes us all feel warm and fuzzy like on the inside~
>>829966
>Ah that type.
You mean the: "I'll do it with someone, I promise. Actually, I lied, Im just here to hang out" type?
>>829977
It could be worst, anon. It could be Nue.
>>829977
Some people dont like anons, its quiet hard since you work with nothing interaction wise and they can flip out if you dont ifll out their fantasies
>>829959
I have no idea. Just heard another anon mention it before.
>>829999
>Some people dont like anons, its quiet hard since you work with nothing interaction wise and they can flip out if you dont ifll out their fantasies
Sorry you suck and have thin skin then.
>>829938
Sooooooo any progress
>>830006
for me its more that when i use my female character, i have to make assumptions of how to work the anon, then there are the people who go out of their way to be pathetic... mightaswell just stick to people who put the effort in to have some semblance of a character
>>830014
You literally just asked about ten minutes ago. Even if I did have an understanding of those Pokemon, you wouldn't have anything in ten minutes.
>>829976
Gosh, i'm already blushing...Hopefully I can spend more time with you all now that the end of year workload is waning!
>>830001
It doesn't sound so bad. Cuddling is nice, but it seems like no one wants poor El for cuddling.
>>830017
Oh so we're /hga/ now?
>>830023
im sure youll have alot of fun with all the anons and new members of this little home
>>830023
Would totally huddle up with on a cold night
>>830020
Sorry, I was asking if you were able to do it or not, not if you had finished it. I just wanna know if you can do it
>>829988
Everyone is actually Nue except for you. It's just us now.
>>830026
Not if I have anything to say to it.
>>830037
I should be able to, yes. Check back in these threads either tomorrow, or the day after, and you'll have a story.
>>830023
You may be beautiful but gingers have no souls
>>830023
>Lightly pets Eli
Just be careful not to suffocate me, kay?
>>830031
I bet! It's really comfortable here. Even this downtime is nice.
>>830032
The winter is just starting to get particularly cold here. Those days will be upon us soon enough.
>>829966
"That type? Hmm, I didn't think I'd get a special classification just because I wouldn't offer my body so openly~"
>>830023
>but it seems like no one wants poor El for cuddling.
I'd cuddle with you. My hands just would wander too much.
>>830060
>he wraps his arms around her and nuzzles into her neck
and yoru so cuteeee
>>830065
Expect to be put on a pedestal or shat on for the stupidest things. Honestly, so long as you actually do lewd when the circumstances meet your fancy, and don't just string people along, you're doing fine.
Otherwise, you should just find some other community that's more suited for idle chit-chat and slice-of-life roleplay.
>>830060
Would you like to Dirty Dance with me?
>people bitch if you go straight to fucking and have no personality whatsoever besides DICKS
>people bitch if you want to actually have a personality
>>830044
Thanks. You know any sites that I'd find stuff like what I requested?
How many roleplayer actually we have here?
>>830079
>people bitch
WOOOOOW
>>829949
making your ass taste nice is just icing on your delicious ass cake
>he chuckles at his horrible joke, then starts pressing his tongue into her ass as he wraps his lips around it, he takes his right hand rubbing your dripping lips
>>829910
>he holds her close
<3
>>830090
I don't know what I'm searching for and I can barley type
>>830089
WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>830065
Baby, you rock me like a hurricane...
>>830060
It's been getting gradually colder here, thankfully! Cozy, warm house fun will be nice.
>>830053
How rude! There's definitely a soul in me. Somewhere. Probably...
>>830056
I would never!
>>830075
Hehe, don't spoil me too much. I might get used to it...And spoiling someone is supposed to be a wife's duty.
>She sighs happily and relaxes in his warm embrace.
>>830114
>tfw even cucked for cuddling
>>830092
Hahhn...Oh god Ja...
>She moans louldy as her sensitive spots are assaulted
>>830114
Are you still accepting husband requests
>>830114
your spoiling me with being so huggable~
>Anon rubs his head into her neck, hands enjoying her soft figure
>>830114
You are so pretty, I just want to peel every layer of you...
>>830118
LITTLE
>>830118
Tfw cucked by the IT guy
>>830114
Do you.. actually have a husband?
Or are you just wearing that for fashion?
>>830090
Well thanks dude. I'll be waiting
>>830065
Hallo, willkomen
try to ignore the rude anons, how was your day?
>>830125
Always! Though likely later tonight. My body may be awake but my mind doesn't comply as easily.
>>830125
>She melts into his arms, craning her neck around to rest her head on his.
Myaaah, I feel it already.....
>>830118
Oh, please don't hate me, Mr. Anon! I'm just super bad at splitting my attention, I want to feel your warmth too....
>>830127
Layers? Can I be a wedding cake instead of a onion?
>>830157
hmmm, feeling what darling?
>his eyes attempt to lock with hers, hands now on her hips
>>830157
>I want to feel your warmth too....
Yeah, no, you'll just end up ignoring me.
>>830076
"Right, I understand. It's not as if I'll always be off-limits, however! Just, it takes more than a few sweet words and some cuddles to get between my legs."
>>830099
"As I said, you'll have to put a bit more effort into it, dearie. Uhuhu."
>>830141
"It was fine, hun~ Exhausting due to work, but not necessarily bad."
>>830121
Ich hoffe, man knn sagen, dass ich denke, dass du hier bist das Mädchen
beste
(hope that translates right)
>he moans into her ass as he massages it with his lips roughly, he slaps your ass with his left hand and moans when your ass clenches on my tongue then squeezes it roughly
>>830157
Baah. I'll have to catch you sometime when you're not so crowded. No worries about splitting attention, I'll get to cuddle up with you someday~
>>830183
>knocks you off your pedestal
>>830183
Good luck, newcomer.
Don't let all the horny anons bring you down.
>>830183
I really want to unload my load into you if you know what I'm saying...
>Suddenly falls over, not noticing the "wet floor" sign
>>830164
The c-comfy, I suppose? This is a really nice feeling...I could end up getting used to this.
>She stretches and shifts over towards him, her arms wrapping around his head to pull it closer and her eyelids fluttering shit.
>>830167
Jeez, now I feel kinda bad. I'll try work on my shortcomings, Mr. Anon, and be able to make you happy one day too!
>>830187
I'll be back later! Hopefully after a good rest. I have nadda on the agenda for tonight!
>>830183
I'm okay with putting you on a pedestal! I mean you look so soft and sweet, so cuddling up to you is its own reward
Ayo faggots, how you all been?
>>830215
>he rolls around infront of her with his hands switching the hip they are on so he can see her eyes
your built for cuddling and wife'ing afterall~
>>830215
What's been keepin' ya up anyhow? Waking up in the middle of the night is troublesome.
>>830223
Oh fuck it's Nue.
>>830223
Hello. Haven't seen you for a while now.
>>830197
bitch please
if you wanna be a slut then go ahead
>>830183
>holds her close
hope you have a nice day~ sorry all the anons are so salty
So, who want's to get fucked?
>>830186
Nur fick mich schon!
>>830230
Sup bitch?
I've been playing Dragon's Dogma way too fucking much in my spare time :^)
Seriously, DD is the only reason I still have my PS3.
>>830233
Yeeeeah man, had better shit to be doing then causing butthurt by existing.
Like butts.
>>830246
Nobody can understand you so just shut the fuck up
>>830227
Hmm, I dunno. I called my 80-something year old co-worker today to make sure she didn't kill herself over the holidays. She didn't so it's OK! Maybe it's second-hand depression?
>>830226
>She nuzzles into his head, giggling as his hair tickles her chin. She opens her eyes for a second to gaze at him warmly before shutting them again.
Built for it, huh? I guess people are made to share their warmth with each other.
>>830253
How about no?
>:^)
>>830250
Did you have a good new year's eve?
>>830238
https://youtu.be/kAHHFc-gIeI
FUCKING MIRROR GODDAMN B
I swear I'm having his theme played at my wedding or my funeral, whichever comes first.
>>830256
>he holds her body close to his own, stealing a quick kiss as he cuddles into her
>>830205
"Thank you, hun! Speaking of..."
>>830218
"Ah, how dear. That's sweet of you, anon~ I appreciate your compliments." Nikou gives off a warm smile, hands behind her back.
>>830214
"Dear, someone ought to soap down your mouth! I'm just kidding... You have to work hard for that, cutie."
>>830237
"No biggie~ It's nothing I can't handle. And, hmm. Let's not get too touchy-feely so soon~" She takes a small stride to her left, inching away from his grasp.
>>830223
Time for the thread to get shitty again.
>>830250
Just fucking cold here and browsing this thread as always. I swear this thread has taken away the last there months of my spare time.
Nue's here so everyone's gonna raise a shitstorm because it's what the 'cool kids do' and the cuck jerking is in full swing so I guess I'm off. See you when the threads aren't shit.
>>830261
New years eve I was a fucking mess, was considering drinking again and seeing just how badly these bloodthinners have effected me so far.
Then I got talking to some guy who got way too drunk and fucked up a load of shit in their life.
That conversation lasted until after he sobered up and ended up pretty damn releiving~
>>830282
see you sometime in the year 2525 then bruh
>>830275
I'll do anything to get my cargo to it's destination, which is your vulva, so where do I start?
>Unwraps piece of gum, starts chewing but begins choking, luckily manged to cough it out
>>830275
Mhm?
>>830289
Damn... What a night.
By the way you got steam?
>>830292
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>830246
>slides his cock into her aching wet pussy thrusting a few times to get his cock nice and wet then rubs his cock over her other hole pressing it all the way slowly, he reaches down picking her up so his chest is against her back, he reaches out and squeezes her nipples and tugs on them as he starts to kiss her vulnerable neck
>>830265
>She blinks, caught off-guard by the sudden warmness of his lips. It's not long before the smile returns to her face and she returns the peck to his forehead while running her fingers through his hair.
This was a much better idea than sleeping alone. Thanks...
>>830305
tidus pls go
>>830275
No it's fine. I'm okay with waiting a little..
>I return the smile, trying to hide how bad I want you and making sure I don't keep checking your body out
>>830256
Oh geez. I'm glad it worked out then.
And yeah, feeling bad at all or even the tiniest bit of stress can really mess up sleep, hopefully you do better soon.
>>830310
Marriage invovles always having osmeone to hold in the nights, the warmth of bodies fighting the cold together...
>his forhead reaches up rest on hers, his eyes captivated by her own emerald iris's
>>830305
G-Gah, you scared me! A-And it's snot funny, I could have choked to death!
>Blows nose
>>830305
Oh, Happy New Year, Jack I take it you've been doing alright? Still tormenting these poor anons?
>>830280
Man I know it, it gets even worse if somebody lies about liking you or loving you back you know when in truth they never fucking liked you at all~
Who gives a shit what bridges I burn throwing that out there, I want nothing to do with this fucking "community" anymore. I'm here to shitpost.
>>830282
Nah, it'll be chill as fuck m8, maybe even entertaining.
>>830303
Why you'd want it I don't know.
I don't really fucking PC game much lately and I'd been keeping it set to away or offline so people don't fucking check on how I am doing.
>>830322
Are you Jacko's sister?
>>830322
mhmm, tormenting the weak ones when i can sis~
>>830320
awwe, Could have, more should have anon~
>>830327
I just wanted to talk. Thats all.
>>830340
HA! GAAAAAY
>>830339
I ain't someone worth talking to man.
I'm a whiny little shit who can't move passed things that go wrong because I'm utterly fucked in the head and feel I need to either fix everything or tear it down to the point it becomes impossible.
GUESS WHICH I'M DOING RIGHT NOW?~
>>830292
"Oh my, you sure are straightforward." She scratches her cheek, only able to give off a snicker. "Feisty one."
>>830300
"The horny anons you spoke of are here! Well... They probably have been around before I even came here."
>>830315
"If you want something, hun, you have to work your way up to obtain it. No sense in waiting~"
>>830275
sorry, that was not my intention
I just know people like hugs after a hard day of work
>>830309
(I'm sorry, geting ocuupied with /tg/ stuff, raincheck?)
>>830336
Even though you can be so rude, I somehow still love you
>Almost falls over but regains balance
>>830358
Hey remember when people thought Nue and Clownpiece were the same person?
>>830319
This must be why marriage is so sacred...Warm cuddles like these are almost criminal!
>She squeezes him tighter, so that their both of their heartbeats resonated against each other's. Her stroking of his hair begins to slow as she starts to drift off into dreamland.
>>830329
Yup! Surprised you figured out, us Valentines barely look alike.
>>830336
Oh my. Just....don't break them, I supoose, hehe~
>>830358
Can you do that elsewhere?
>>830327
I'm just here to lurk or talk for time to time. Never really cared for ERP after noticing how horrible 75% of the community is.
>>830382
The people that are actually good keep getting driven off or retreating to email or skype or whatever. That's if they ever post at all rather than just Xbox360ing when they see the shitstorms.
>>830380
nothing this good could possibly be evil... i hope you sleep well my wife~
>he rubs his head into her cheek as she drifts off... so nice
>>830391
R.I.P image
>>830382
Fuck the community, fuck bitches. Only way to ERP
>>830391
>actually good
>>830400
Fuck you.
>>830391
The life of every good erper in this thread pretty much.
>>830358
If you weren't worth it, how come i'm still writing with you? Don't worry so much about it.
>>830361
I don't mean it like that.. I mean, I'm willing to work for your affection..
>I get flustered, still not sure how to approach her. After a bit I rest my hand on yours, stroking it gently
>>830400
Anyone know where the fuck that Russian Clownpiece went off to?
>>830380
How are you a ginger bu your sister is a blonde just how does that even work, but what do you mean by Valentines
>>830407
...what is that?
>>830415
I think she went off to Russia to fight Putin and reunite with Family
>>830417
We are sisters~
>>830364
"Ufu. It's fine~ Hugs from my coworkers are pretty nice... hmm. Oh bother~"
>>830414
"Dear, you're getting all worked up over nothing. Take a deep breath and relax~" She instinctively moves her hand, avoiding contact out of the blue. "A little touchy-feely, aren't we?"
>>830381
Bitch what's in it for me, people seem to want closure on the ballad of Nue.
Here it fucking is...
I'm why clownpiece left, I'm why Mizuki went circlejerk and he was just using me as a stepping stone to fit in.
I'm fucking a guy I met on new years no strings attached and I'm playing way too much vidya and looking after animals to be keeping up with this shit.
>>830382
Yeee man, and all the fucking shittalking behind people's back that shit is crazy.
Nobody here is nice really.
Clownpiece, DMG, Tomoko, that one cock tease who changes character a lot and preaches about 8ch's superiority and the Nazi are all alright, but everyone else? I wouldn't trust them for shit.
>>830409
Because you have no standards and no self control.
>>830417
They're basically alpha bitches given form by an eldritch abomination. They're all OP boss characters with the personality of an ironing board.
>>830428
Oh my G-God...
>Bulge quickly forms in pants, at the sight of all those beautify ladies
>>830393
Fair enough....give em hell, sis.....
>>830393
Haaah....nighty night......dear.
>Her breathing begins to get shallow and her arm begins to go lose it's strength, opting instead to drape around his shoulder as her warm breath radiates on his neck.
>>830417
Don't....make me think too hard...my head will hurt...
Yo~!
There's a lot of patients here~ Whoo boy!
>Surveys over the surroundings, perched on his scalpel.
>>830369
well I already came <3
just hope you remember it this time
>he holds her close and gives her a soft kiss
have fun~
fühlte es sich gut für Sie?
gute nacht und susse traume mein susse
>>830449
Don't think too hard, just smoke a blunt!
>>830415
ClownPiece pretty much left for an 8ch circlejerk board, keeps asking me to go join him because he hates this "community" more than I'm starting to.
>>830437
The only thing left is suicide
>>830437
>Yeee man, and all the fucking shittalking behind people's back that shit is crazy.
>
>Nobody here is nice really.
>Clownpiece, DMG, Tomoko, that one cock tease who changes character a lot and preaches about 8ch's superiority and the Nazi are all alright, but everyone else? I wouldn't trust them for shit.
WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER WITH A COMMUNITY ON 4CHAN? WHY?!
>>830437
And is that really a bad thing?
Come on i just want to know you better.
>>830462
In retrospect I ask myself the same.
>>830434
Sorry.!
>I take a deep breath, just as she says. I still don't feel any better, especially with the constant temptation to stare down her cleavage
You just look so amazing, it's hard to stay calm I guess
>>830456
You both have the annoying piece of shit thing in common, you might do well there.
>>830434
Your hair looks like cotton candy, but in a good way
>>830469
And there weren't people talking about the Discord and its state when you first came by? Come on, you should have known there'd be drama central going on in this place.
>>830449
good night, sweet dreams
>>830434
^
also I hope tomorrow is better for you at work
>>830482
I was stupid and optimistic, I thought people were liking me and I was having fun.
But that all went to shit pretty damn rapidly because in truth I was looking for friends and everyone here is 3 masks deep.
>>830480
he's on /lewd/ and a mod there don't fuck it up too hard.
>>830449
i wish ramey was here... she would enjoy it as much as me... and to have all of us...
>>830451
oh doctor probey butt~
>>830495
That's why you should come here for content and content only. Forget attaching a name or identity to you, just play characters or be anon, and don't bother forming connections. Otherwise, bullshit occurs.
>>830340
Me on the left
>>830496
Oh! It's you!
>Scratches head.
Why the name-calling? Or did you schedule an appointment? I can never remember.
>>830502
Man I wish it were that easy but some of the best actual friends I've had have been through 4chan and offshoot groups.
But I'm weird as fuck and try to connect with people anywhere any time.
Speaking of anybody want to play some fucking Sanicball?
>>830514
its not a name, you probe butts, doctor probey butt~
>she grabs the much taller mans hands and looks into his bag
>>830495
I'll probably just fucking lurk for a while first.
Fucking A grade community this is
>>830490
"Why thank you~"
>>830471
"Please, even if I am as 'amazing' as you claim, I am but a human still. Silly~"
>>830478
"I'll take that as a compliment, ufufu."
>>830519
>Slinks away before she really can see anything, stretching out to waggle his finger at her.
It's kancho! Kan-cho! Anal probing is much more delicate than that. So I've heard.
>>830490
Gute nacht, Mr. Nazi....
>>830451
Baaaaad....medicine....
>>830496
Uuuuu....Ram.....
(Until tonight, dudes and dudettes!)
>>830527
kan-cho?
>she keeps repeating to herself while she tries to learn the word
So you do it for fun?
>>830528
Ah~! You wound me, my little strawberry!
>Hides a syringe of sedative.
>>830539
I've never done it to you? It is pretty amusing, but it also smarts! There's plenty of nerve endings in the anus, so violating it violently ends up being painful enough to disable someone.
>>830548
youve done it once or twice... i dont find it painful?
>>830516
hello <3
>>830558
That must be why I don't remember!
Oh~ Your sort is just fascinating in all the wrong ways~!
...it makes me want to dissect you, sometimes.