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Who else is committing to not fapping this year? On average, people who fap are far less likely to have a relationship with a woman. Fapping stagnates your sexual drive and women can subconsciously feel it when they are around you; they know you jerk it and think you are a loser. Why give in to the Jewish cuck porn and pictures both here on /pol/ and your cuck websites that you visit daily?

It is common knowledge that orgasms due to masterbating release about 10 times less oxytocins than real sex. Oxytocins are responsible for a quick restoration of testosterone and studies show that low oxytocin releases after masterbation is positively correlated with autism.

The reality is that historically men have been primarily the empire builders, the conquerors, the creators, and destroyers who have moved humanity the most. Masturbation DEFUSES this impulse. It kills that drive, or at least sublimates it. Men who don't jerk off thereby prove their sexual viability and become motivated to redirect that impulse to the betterment of themselves and/or society.

Do not fall for the fap Jew in 2016.
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>>821979
This is literally impossible.
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>nofap

It is the most cuckies thing I have ever heard.

Anyway enjoy your placebo effect.
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>>821979

No fap increases prostrate cancer risk
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>>821980
We are what we say we are. We do what we say we do.
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>>821982
Breathing air increases risk of lung cancer. Stop breathing you moron. A 0.0000001% increase is meaningless, stop with this meme.
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>>821984

a 15% decrease in prostate cancer risk.

enjoy your cancerous ballsack
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>falling for the nofap meme

You need to fap about every two weeks (will depend on person). Fapping too much and no fap kill your sex drive. You need balance.
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>2016
>letting the no fap jew constrain your natural impulses
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why would I want a relationship with a woman?
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>>821987
>2016
>fapping to 2D when there are 7.5 billion people on the planet, exponentially more pussy than ever before.
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>>821979

Masturbation is degeneracy and people who fap are weak.

The faggots who defend fapping are more often than not pathetic basement dwellers who have so little self-control that they can't go more than one second without touching their cum-crusted dicks.

If you fap, you're pathetic.

>b-but muh prostate cancer risk

Your body releases excess semen in its sleep and the rest is reabsorbed into the bloodstream.
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No fap lowers testosterone lmao.

I have 18" arms and I Bench Press 300lbs for 8 reps, touching chest, no back arch. And I wank everyday.
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>>821987
Oy ginger cunt you never gave me da sauce for that pic in the last thread
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>>821990
This. Its basically Betas defending their state of being at all costs.
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>>821990
>>821993
Low test, vegan faggots get room.
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>>821989
3Ds give you syph
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placebo effect. If it "works" for you, great, but this is on the same level of those anti gluten people.
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>>821985
You really have no clue what you are saying. You read too much Jewish propaganda.
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>>821992
wat one?
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>>821998
the same you posted above
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>>821994

Nice try masturbator, but high testosterone indicates self-control, something you don't have. No amount of pseudoscientific lies will save you from reality.

>>821993

This is because it provides them pleasure. Masturbators are so concerned with their own hedonistic gratification that even so much as suggesting that its harmful will cause them to become defensive, as though they're being threatened.

They are weak-willed scum who cannot face reality.
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>>821989
half of that number is men,a good lot of those women are a different age to you, race, culture, temperament, body type etc.
stop feeling like you're entitled to a woman just cause they're are more you autist
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>>821979
Just fapped to furry anal vore and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>821999
Idk myself to be fair desu. I asked the fella who posted it in a thread I got it from and he told me to fuck off ;( right in the feels
its a vicious circle
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>>822001
Does a magnet feel entitled to the force of another magnet? Nope, they just happen to attract each other. Quit being a fedora libtard autist.
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>>822002
lewd
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>>822002
You will eventually get the error of your ways and at least you will have a frame of reference which is this thread. Good luck.
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anyone here considering a full technology fast - no internet, no owning a PC

I think it's more than just porn and the whole internet is just as harmful
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>>822003
Post a cute redhead from your fb then, only 1 pic but make it worth
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>>822004
you're the autist. you think because there are more women that its a given you'll get a gf
don't waste your time with it desu.
porn never lets you down, its just constant pleasure.
don't waste
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I came less than 30 seconds ago.

Mini vacation.
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>>822007

Recognize that you're on here because you like spending time on here.

In a similar vein, many people really like cake, but eating it everyday for every meal will transform you into a gelatinous tub of lard.
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>>822009
too much internet use of any kind makes one an autist. internet addiction is real, porn addiction is just the worst subset of it but posting here has the same reward effect in your brain
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>no fap
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>not just having sex
You aren't just some virgin, are you /pol/?
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>>821987
I'm trying do nofap but I can't stop looking at this qt
how much am I allowed to look?
have I failed already?
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>>822009
>you're the autist
Great argument mate, I am stunned. Maybe if your hand wasnt covered in your semen you would be able to form coherent arguments.
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>>821979
checked

day 3 ... so far, so good
same for herbal jew
not so much for nicotine jew
stay strong lads
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>>822008
there you go broseph
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>>821985
Fuck a woman like a man instead of fapping to clear out your ballsack you faggot incel
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>>822018
gross
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>>821987
>>822013
>>822014
Let me ask you fellas a question. Imagine a barrel of crabs and one crab decides to escape. What will happen? All the other crabs will pull the escaping crab back. This is what you are literally trying to do here. Pathetic.
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>>822018
Alright alright ill take it
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>>822015
go for it mane. don't torture itself. live life.
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>>821979
As a Jew I plan to masturJew and smoke as much herbal Jew as I want because I am clearly immune to the negative effects given reptilian anatomy.

Goy are suckers.
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>>822020
this guy is fucking the cute blonde next door you have a crush on
and you have the balls to say THAT TO ME
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>822015
She has nothing to offer other than her current equity. I have no doubt shes been defiled by 10s of men. Im not sure about you, but I dont drink out of the same cup as others.
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>>821979
Already failed. But ill try again. 1-2 weeks is enough usually to restabilize yourself. Lets be serious how can you not fail with this.
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>>822021

Because masturbators want to drag others to their level.

'Oh, you don't masturbate?! What's wrong with you it's healthy!'

'Lol fap faggot you know you want to.'

They are tempters, the equivalent of the junkie who persuades his friend to try heroin. They are subhuman filth who should be left to fester in their degenerate lifestyle.

Know this, if you don't masturbate, that by default makes you better than those who do.
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>>821979
you just cum in your sleep after a while
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>No Goyim! No-Fap is clearly a scam. Just continue masturbating to my nice pornographic movies and hentais. You dont need higher energy and testosterone to make talking to women easier, just let Jamal and Muhammad take care of that
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>>822029
Which is why the prostate cancer meme is stupid.
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>>821979
Im going for one month starting this January
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>>822030
It's weird because I've always masturbated a lot and had plenty of success with women. Must be Jewish nepotism.
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>>822021
makes no sense
>>822012
so is sex addiction that just makes people crazy. porn restricts that impulse of violence
>>822016
you think no fap makes you a noble person. so that makes you a deluded autist
masturbation is natural. has been around since the stone ages. it isn't "jewish degeneracy"
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>>822030
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>>822021
That literally never happens.
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>>821979
Not only am I fapping.

I'm fapping to [spoiler]ponies[/spoiler]
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>>822031
And also why no-fap is stupid.

So long as you're not a chronic masturbator who does it daily and thinks about it all the time, you're fine. You can do the no-fap if it helps you feel better about yourself, but don't expect anything amazing.
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>>821979
>inb4 that Russian Jew shows up and try's to convince against no fap
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>>821979
>On average, people who fap are far less likely to have a relationship with a woman.

No, we fap /because/ we can't get women.
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>>822039
Yeah that guy has been pretty consistant
>>822038
See >>822030
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>>822021
I just think it's funny
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>>821979
Been nofap for over a month

feels good man
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>>822042
post another middle eastern qt
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>>822043
4 days here and i feel amazing compared to when i have been consistently fapping.
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>>822037
This is the typical Anti-NoFap. Its either degenerate brony / furfag or a subversive Jew.
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>>822034
But Jewish made Porn is a more recent phenomenon... Remember who your master is tonight as you reach for the Kleenex box with your pants around your ankles you piece of trash
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>>822041
>retarded jew shitposter to disprove me

I said it's pointless, not that it's some kind of scam. You can do no-fap if you want to feel better and don't like the idea of fapping, but it will simply be a placebo effect like other anons have said.
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>>822042
You are only making us stronger by exposing your low self-esteem and jealousy.
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>>822043
>>822045

Also nice quads to the second person.

This is what NoFap does, it allows you to regain lost energy that was depleted. Devoted masturbators, AKA human garbage, will just call this 'the placebo effect.'

Don't believe their lies, this has nothing to do with placebo.
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>>822048

>muh placeburr effect

Case-in-point.
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>>822048
>le placeboo effect meme
can you just fuck off to reddit already? I feel MUCH BETTER ever since i went no-fap. I sleep better, i wake up better, i am on average happier.
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>>822050
Seriously. More energy more gains more confidence the girlfriend is happier no more dead dick and less fucks given.
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>>822052

The people who cry 'placebo effect' are the people who spend all of their time on here, all of their time devouring endless amounts of junk food and junk media, and that's why NoFap fails them.

They only removed one degenerate trait and overlooked the others. And, as expected, they fall back into their old ways.
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>>822052
most drugs are literally placebos, its the willpower and belief that makes them work. Many studies have shown that the "placebo effect" is a better cure than the real chemical
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Still hanging in there. Yesterday I was really horny whilebrowsing 4chan but today it's like I have no sex drive at all. Looking at scantily-clad women doesn't even arouse a response from my dick. Is this normal?
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>>822051
>>822052
>it's not a placebo effect because I say so, I just feel better immediately after getting on the "no-fap" train just cause!
>f-fuck off back to reddit
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>>822052
It's a placebo you retard, you said you haven't fapped for 4 days and feel ''MUCH BETTER'' ?

At first they claimed it took months to ''rewire'' your brain and feel better, now faggots like you come out WOW I HAVEN'T FAPPED FOR 2 DAYS AND MY LIFE HAS CHANGED FOREVER

top kek
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>>821987
Fuck you
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the PornHub family is a massive online porn empire. It is owned by the multimedia firm MindGeek. MindGeeks holdings also include YouPorn, RedTube, GayTube, Xtube, and many more.
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>>822057
see
>>822055


your thoughts are literally stronger than most drugs. the so-called "placebo effect" is a real superpower we've always had and been taught wasn't real. See: brain-immune and brain-endocrine interaction.
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>>822057

>greentexting in a mocking fashion means I'm right and you're wrong

As expected, masturbator.
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Oh no, fuck that. I'm going to spank it hard, hard to tranny porn. Goddamn shemales are the fucking best. The rest of you are closet sheckel grubbers.
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>>822060
Who owns MindGeek?

DAVID MARMORSTEIN!

A DIRTY JEW!

Every time you use internet porn you are inevitable enriching some sleazy kike.
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>>822060
the whole internet is modeled and made for porn pushing. The truly revolutionary act is to go noTech.
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>>822058
>hey guys lets blow things way the fuck out of proportion becsuse we ran out of maymays
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>>822019
involuntary celibacy is nothing to joke about
its a serious debilitating disease, like being Canadian
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>>822062
>he says after he also greentexted in a mocking fashion
>while he disregards the "immediately after going on the no-fap train" part that points out he only feels better due to the idea of no-fap
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>>822064
>Founder Ouissam Youssuf

Looks like sand niggers are in on it to. Please don't call Jews "dirty" it hurts my feelings.
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>>822058
>>placebo
a "placebo effect" is YOUR MIND literally controlling your body in ways that fake science tells you isn't real.

it's something that was always well known until big pharma discredited it
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>>822000
No. I'm a natural bodybuilder, and if I didn't have raging testosterone, I wouldn't be Bench Pressing 3 pl8 for 8 reps. I wank every damn day. And just seeing a nice arse walking by, makes my dick twitch and my brain soar with lust.
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>>822068
>the idea of no-fap

Because actually implementing a lifestyle strategy is just 'an idea.' Nevermind the fact that I'm actually not fapping and benefiting from it, but it's just 'an idea.'

IT'S THA PLACEBURR EFFECT!!

Masturbators, while weak and inferior, can still prove to be amusing.
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>>822069
Jews are dirty though. Reports from the old days say that you could smell the ungodly stench rising from the Shtetls for miles around.
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I already fapped around 12:30 am on new years day so i blew the whole year without fapping thing.
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>>822074
And it was amazing and i don't regret it.
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>>822072
If you're benefiting from not fapping, you had low test to begin with.
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>>822059
what did you just say to me?!
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>>822072
Of course, 4 days without fapping yields some revolutionary change in attitude. It's clearly not him getting off to the idea that he's feeling better by partaking in the no-fap trend.

Like I said, you do no-fap if it makes you feel better about yourself. If it helps you get a girlfriend, all that's good. Just don't act like it's not a placebo effect.
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>>822073
Well yeah but we're clean now what with newly installed non-Zyklon based showers.
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>>821979
>Nofap

What an awful meme, just fap less instead and limit your porn usage
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>>822076

You're a bodybuilder. Your lifestyle is one that involves eating an excess of calories and engaging in strenuous exercise. No wonder you can fap and have the gall to claim NoFap is for 'low test' people.

Your lifestyle enables you to have a lot of energy. That energy would skyrocket if you stopped fapping and you'd be far better than you could be but, hey, keep fapping if you insist.

I'm not trying to stop anyone, just calling masturbation for what it is: a sign of personal weakness and impaired impulse control.
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>>822078
you know what that definition means?

it means that the drugs were never helping you at all, it was your belief in them!

your belief can do more than any chemical!

this is a simple concept that everyone understood before atheism took over. It's not even unique to Christianity, pretty much every religion ever has a version of this
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I've heard that when you abstain from fapping, you become more confident around women and feel better in general.

Is this true? The longest I've gone is like 10 days and all I could think about was blowing my load all over the ass of every non-ugly girl I saw.
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based mods
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LITERALLY BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHA PLACEBO FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELF
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>>822083
You become a horndog that makes you want to fuck anything that moves and you become more willing to approach women because of it.
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>>822130

You become a horndog if you have a weak will and no self-control.
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MODS=GODS
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>>822154
No, you become a horndog and it requires strong will to keep yourself contained and composed. When you start raping people or chronically masturbating is when you have no self-control.
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>>821979

>M-muh placebo

>I gotta defend my addiction

I bet most of you who fap to porn on a regular basis don't have girlfriends. The fact that you guys get so defensive about it truly proves it's an addiction and you should probably get some help. Porn causes the brain to release a bunch of dopamine, making everything else in your life dull in constrast. Lol remain bitter faggots, it's your choice to be a weak fapping zombie.
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>>822078

Even more hilarious. The very definition of placebo, 'implementing a treatment,' IE, taking sugar pills, and you're here equating NoFap, IE, not relying on an outside source of consumption, to being a 'placebo effect based treatment.' That's like saying if I stop eating junk food to lose weight, then that's just the 'placebo effect.' No it's fucking not, that doesn't fit the proper definition.

How about this instead? For 'not masturbating,' it's called acting like a man and not an uncivilized bonobo.

Another thing? Masturbation itself is a placebo effect if we're adhering to your definition.
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>>822204
>guy makes a thread talking about no-fap and acting self-righteous
>other fags come in saying everyone should just praise and agree with him for an epin circlejerk thread
>you're a porn addict if you think otherwise

Cute.
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>>822285

Have you tried nofap?

It made me more confident and assertive

Can function perfectly on only 4 hours a sleep, though sleep better if i choose to.

Got me a girlfriend, which you probably never will, and if you do, your relationship probably wont last since you probably have ED from wacking your little pecker all day to women you will never have

I literally don't care about convicing you losers to stop fapping, but it's sad to see you be smug about bustin your nuts on your pants. lmao
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>>822313
>>822313
i've wondered whether we've been lied to about needing 8+ hours of sleep a night, and that fasting from sleep might actually be beneficial
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>>822336

The 8 hour sleep thing as the ideal is a lie. It varies depending on your personal constitution.
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Mods are fags. They remove this thread but allow nigger porn to stay. Pathetic.
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>>822313
Nothing but assumptions, but you're proving the point that you felt better solely because of the no-fap meme. There are people who partake in the most degenerate acts and still have the guts to acquire a girlfriend, and there are people who don't get girlfriends due to legitimate issues beyond "muh dick" but you had to join some boastful campaign and brag on the internet about it to feel confident enough to get a girlfriend.

No-fap is a psychological campaign to help people that hate themselves for fapping (when they probably did it too much before) feel better when they don't do it. You're a prime example of it, and it's good that it worked out for you. Just don't look at this anon who said "I haven't fapped for 4 days and feel MUCH better!!!" isn't experiencing anything more than a placebo effect.
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>>822436

Fapping itself is a placebo effect. Claiming 'placebo' is redundant.
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>>821979
Let's start a subreddit or something.
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>>821979
Fapping also reduces the chance of you getting bowel cancer. Scientists have proven that a wank a day makes you far less likely to get bowel related diseases
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i'm not gonna fap until i have a prostate orgasm just because i wanna know how it's like

i'm determined to not touch my dick until my ass is in ruins
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>far less likely to have a relationship with a woman
thank god for that.
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Almost fapped at day 12 just finished a workout so I think ill be fine.
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>>821979
>"I can't get women just because I masturbate! I promise! I-It has nothing to do with my social retardation!"
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>>831490
Nofap isnt even about that only beta fags do no fap for women
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...

Why? I mean, even with all of those reasons you gave... really. Why?
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