ERP Thread: Kawaii Edition.
My kinda thread!
>>795389
Well, well, well, would you lookie who it is
Been waiting a while
>She staggers in, rubbing her eyes
H-Hi everyone!
How are you all doing?
>>795389
Ah, hello again, little one! Poppy, I believe it was? I trust your New Year's celebration went well?
>>795442
>he glances over to the see the blue haired girl looking as if she just awoken from a wild night
I'm doing quite fine, how are you?
>>795442
Purge all loli's
>>795476
I guess for me it was ok! A friend has been really upset lately so I've been a little down but I've been meeting so many new people!
>>795512
My condolences on the tribulations of your friend. I hope they overcome them in grand fashion. It's nice to know you're meeting new acquaintances. Any fortune on your hero search?
>>795512
C'mon, you left so abruptly earlier
Least you could do is acknowledge me
>>795462
No peeking~
>Slips off her shirt before laying down on her stomach, stretching out
Alright, you're good now.
>>795484
plsno
>>795573
>He uncovers his eyes, admiring how attractive even her bare back was. He cracks his knuckles and rests a knee on each side of her hips, gently pressing his palms down against her lower back.
Yeah, I can tell you need this, you're really tense under this smooth skin of yours.
-D
>>795552
No luck sadly.
I'm not sure if a hero would come to a place that smells like this unless it is to save somebody!
*Her eyes gander over the surrounding room, the filth and grime of constant sex drenching the walls.*
>>795562
Oh! Sorry! I didn't notice you there.
I was really tired and was about to pass out!
And now I really don't feel much better.
*She frowns as she leans back in another long deep yawn.*
>>795462
How's it going, D?
Noo! Just woke up from a terrible nap.. bleh!
>>795476
I've been better, but I'm slowly recovering now! I probably just need to get some food in my system and I'll be all set! I don't think I've eaten all day
>>795484
Rude!
>>795633
Or perhaps to escape or relax after some deeds of heroism? One might find the most dazzling of diamonds in the filthiest of mucks, if you don't mind me philosophizing for a bit.
>>795653
Goodness! You simply must eat something. An empty stomach will do you no good for a full day.
>>795573
You can't stop me, your frail body is useless against me!
>>795611
>Hums in agreement, kicking her legs idly as you begin
Yeah, it's been a rough week.
>>795653
You as well!
>>795633
Happy accidents, right?
So I noticed, sorry to hear. Call me cheeky but I'm not feeling too well either, holding out for so long
And even though I know what could make us both feel better...
>>795668
Try me!
>>795633
Oh, come on. This isn't a den of villains, just... a private corner for less-than-decent pleasures.
>opens cardboard burger box
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
>>795689
I'm sorry anon but I really want to save doing such a thing for someone special!
*A blush emerges on her cheeks.*
a-and you're not very tactful!
>>795667
A hero wouldn't do things like this! I've not seen anything heroic here yet!
*She shamefully looks down at her feet and mutters under her breath*
So why have I kept coming here...
>>795706
I've heard very bad things about this place!
Like killings and rapes and horrible nasty liars!
*She pumps her fist in the air, clearly growing excited.*
Maybe if I sort that stuff out the hero will like me!
>>795713
>Groans as your fingers work over her muscles
Nnnh, it's just been real busy...
>Sighs and lets her body relax
>>795763
Wah, I can see so much from up here!
>>795790
You seem to have a highly romanticized view of a hero. I admire that but you must know that a hero is still a person. They have doubts, fears, are not always infallible. In fact some heroes might have urges or even be murderers. A hero is marked by history, not by the present.
>>795790
Even something as insignificant as a quick suck?
That special someone won't have to know~
Don't say that, I'm just being casual about it, it is hard to suppress my lust for such a beauty like you after all
>>795442
>How are you all doing?
Awful.
I think I'm going to stay away from here for a while.
Thought I should at least say "cya" to you and comfy squad.
>>795790
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Killings, rapes, and liars? Oh please...
... although I guess things can seem a little rapey sometimes. You know, if it gets rough.
Heck, a cute little thing like you should be able to enjoy this place just fine.
Might even learn some things that you could do with that "hero".
>>795790
Hey Poppy, I've got a joke!
So, A Demacian, a Noxian and a Poro walk into a bar. Well, I guess the Poro kind of jumped. Anyway, the Demacian said, "I want an ale!" No, wait, the Noxian wanted an ale.
Anyway, the punchline ends with the Poro wanting a Poro-snax.
...Can I start over?
-D
>>795667
I know, I know! I'll eat something soon! Are you new here? I don't think I've seen you post before, though I can be oblivious most of the time!
>>795681
Me? Rude? How am I rude?!
>>795713
Oh, it was just bad because I had some sad dreams! All is good though!
Maybe you should be the one to take a nap now!~
>>795829
Taiga! Why? Please tell me what's wrong ;-;
>>795824
Sounds like something a villain would say, honestly.
>>795854
You are a villain romney
>>795861
I invented free healthcare, pal. I'm a hero even by your baby liberal standards.
>>795820
Sacrifice! sacrifice!
>>795847
Oh! Forgive my rudeness, yes I am new here!
>he gives the girl a soft bow
I am Jiro, and who might you be?
>>795854
>he looks a bit taken aback at the comment
I am no villain, sir. I assure you.
>>795875
I'm not even american and I laugh at you
>>795881
>I am no villain, sir. I assure you.
Got my eye on you, boy.
>>795829
>Gives you a big hug
whatever it is, I hope you feel better soon senpai
>>795879
w-wait, no!
>smacks your head
>>795884
>Her cheeks grow pink at the unintended contact, smiling to herself
Hehe~ you're doing fine so far.
>>795824
I'm looking for a specific hero who will lead Demacia to greatness! So he has to be perfect!
*She sighs, placing the head of her hammer on the ground she leans against the handle.*
Just every time I've thought I found the hero they die!
>>795825
Who said I wanted to save it for the hero?! I didn't!
I don't want to do such lewd things with the hero and he wouldn't want me!
*her blushing grows yet deeper, her cheeks a deep shade of purple.*
I just want to save myself for marriage!
>>795839
Why is there a grave outside?! I heard about the guy being shot from the local crime reports! (I've looked through the archives! I've seen what's been happening here!)
*She stammers angrily.*
>>795841
Sure! I don't mind!
>>795829
See ya, I didn't really get to chit chat with you but you seem cool~
>tfw you have a blistering headache only more shots can cure
>>795935
How's it feel to be so shitty you lost to a fake president?
>>796004
>he looks at the hammer she's placed on the ground and looks back at her
Tell me about this Demacia, and what exactly you're looking for in this hero of yours. I assume a big burly man with mighty pauldrons?
>>795935
I dare say you'll be disappointed, sir.
>re-enters the room with several pies from the local bakery
Who wants some pie? I'm just an average joe like you! I like pie too!
>>795881
Nice to meet you, Jiro! I'm Nia!
>She giggles at how formal you're being but follows your example and curtsies
>>795884
Fair enough! I don't think cuddling with Konata is such a good idea then
>>796048
Go away Not-Trump.
>>795969
Am I? It's been a while since I've done this.
>He nods, pressing his fingers more firmly into her tight back, just below her shoulderblades. Each movement of her frail body grinds her backside gradually more against his groin.
-D
>>796029
I lost to an entitled, freeloading America. Barack had nothing to do with it. We're actually good pals IRL.
>>796004
You can save yourself, then
Just a little oral, you'll keep your purity
I've been pent up since this morning, waiting for you hasn't helped, so c'mon
Make a guy's first day of the new year
>>796067
>sensually struts over towards you
What the fuck did you just call me?
>>796079
You lost because Evangelicals only vote for Christians.
>>796105
Trump is the hero this country deserves. You're just political shill like all the rest.
>>796059
But that's always a good idea!
-D
>>796110
>prays sensually
I'm Christian as shit. The good American kind.
>>796046
Demacia is a city of order and justice! That will fight against any wrong and protect the weak!
*her eyes glimmer joyfully, her smile proud and her pose bold and imposing despite her tiny frame.*
He'd have to be huge! And strong! He'd need to be honest and brave and loyal! Generous and caring!
>>796095
I caaaaaaan't! I don't want to be a slut! I'm so sorry!
*she squirms nervously, she hides her face behind her hammer covering her embarrassment.*
>>796070
>Presses back against you as you continue the massage, hiding a mischievous grin
Yeah, this is great~ I could get used to this...
>>796213
>sidles up next to you, standing uncomfortably close
Hey baby, I've got room on my "team" for "heroes" like you
>winks sensually
>>796209
Is we count Mormons as Christian we have to count Muslims as Christian, and count all of them as Jews. You have a new prophet after Jesus, Joseph Smith, just like the Muslims have Mohammad, that means new religion, not new sect of Christianity. It's just a simple matter of categorization.
So which is it? Are you and Muslims all Christians? Or Are Mormons their own religion like Islam and that's fine?
>>796059
What brings one such as yourself to a place such as this, Nia?
>>796213
Sounds like quite the place. I can understand why you wish to fight for and restore it.
>he smiles at her pose, not in mockery but in that he is pleased that such a person would be so fearless and proud
Such heroic qualities to be sure, Poppy. I understand why you would think you wouldn't find such a person here. Though it is easy to know who isn't by all the people who proposition to you first without so much as an introduction, no?
>>796217
>He notices her pressing back against him and takes note, his hands slowly creeping around to the front of her body, his fingers lingering near her breasts.
>He slouches down, his lips brushing her ear, before whispering.
If that's the case, I think it's time we made this a bit more exciting, don't you?
-D
>>796213
Is that what you're worried about?
Nobody'll judge you, it's not like we're complete strangers at this point either
I've been waiting for that tip kiss for a bit now
>>796263
This post is a load of bullshit. No one believe a word of it.
>>796145
Very true, but I only said that because her cuddles are what caused me to get sleepy earlier!
>>796269
I don't really know how or why I came here in the first place, but all my cute friends are what make me stay now!
How about you?
>>796344
It's basic logic.
Joseph Smith
Mohammad
Both prophets of their respective faiths. Both faiths believe in Jesus. So either both are Christian faiths, or both are post-Christian faiths.
Are you saying there's something wrong with not being Christian? Is that why you're upset? Care to speak into the microphone so the Jews and Muslims and Hindus of America can hear you?
>>796213
As if anyone cares about being sluts these days.
Besides, if not being a slut is boring and missing out on a lot of fun, why would anybody ever not want to be one?
>>796313
>Bites her lip as she smiles, turning her head to the side to look at you
That's exactly what I was thinking~
>Leans in and leaves a quick kiss on your lips
>>796351
>Hugs you from behind, trying to lift you up
Sleepy cuddles are great!
>>796254
You seem kind of scary! Sorry!
*She runs through a door slamming it behind her.*
You reek like a Noxian!
>>796269
I guess... But I dunno who would introduce theirself here! I've not heard of anybody heroic here!
*She lets out a long drawn out sigh.*
>>796338
I wanted to save my first kiss most of all!
*Tears well in her eyes, soft sobbing escapes her soft thin lips.*
I'm so sorry! I really wish I wanted to give you what you're after!
>>796388
I do! I care!
Being a slut isn't a thing a hero would like!
>>796415
>He grins against her lips, his hands sliding to feel her perfectly-sized breasts, his fingers rolling and rubbing her stiff nipples.
This is the kind of massage I'm best at~
>The outline of his shaft in his pants wedges between her clothed ass, grinding against her.
-D
>>796351
Well, I will admit that my intentions were.. less than pure. And besides, I detected one of my own kind here and I wished to at least meet them. Now, I'm coming a bit familiar with the walls and the people within them, and so my reason for returning and staying are similar to yours.
>>796466
Well, I've introduced myself, haven't I? Of course that's not hero material but it goes to show that your search here isn't entirely hopeless. How would you know if you found your hero, by any chance? Would you judge by their size at first glance or would they prove themselves?
>>796466
Well, technically, it's not a real kiss, you'd be kissing, eh, something else
C'mon, your hero won't ever know, you'll be pure and I'll be able to relieve myself
We'll both be happy!
>>796415
>She giggles happily and kicks her feet as she's barely being lifted up
Konata! Aahhehe!
It's back up by the way!
>>796500
Ah, yeah! I did see another one of your kind, but his name wasn't Jiro! That's why I figured you were new here! Well it's always nice to get new regulars, especially during quiet hours!
So, welcome!
>>796344
Why'd you stop posting? I wasn't done dunking on you. Oh well.
I'm heading out into the disgusting 3DPD world folks, see y'all later.
>>796515
... Just a kiss ok? Nothing more!
*her will broken she nervousy looks over your body.*
If you try anything more than that I'll run!
>>796500
They'd have to be able to use this hammer like a natural! So in a moment of danger I'll throw it to them to see if they can save the day!
>>796379
>Are you saying there's something wrong with not being Christian?
I think you know the answer to this
>>796554
His? Another male? So that marks two others here. Thank you for most kind welcome!
>>796600
This hammer?
>he moves closer and he motions towards it with an outstretched hand
Do you mind if I tried?
>>796485
>She lets out a soft gasp as your hand make their way to her sensitive chest, resting her head against the ground again
A-Ahh, I can tell...
>She presses her rear back against your groin as you grind against her
>>796554
>Sets you back down with a huff
Ahh...Hahh...Alright...phew...
>>796466
I'm not scary
>whispers sensually in your ear
I'm a
really
nice
guy
once you get to know me
how's your first night of 2016? make a wish for the year!
>>796379
>They all believe in Jesus
No. They all ACKNOWLEDGE Jesus as a prophet, however they (Muslims and jews (?) reject the idea of Jesus being the literal Son of God. There is a subtle difference.
>>796466
But you'd be such a good slut! And able to make lots of people VERY happy!
>>796600
Aw, alright, I'll take what I can get
I'm pretty pent up, you know, it's pretty much aching for your soft lips on it
>>796655
Oh, I'm sorry! It was a female now that I remember correctly! Sorry, I'm really oblivious sometimes
>>796659
>She quickly turns around and squeezes you tightly
Mmm! I'll never ever get tired of hugging you!
>>796659
>He chuckles, flattered by her comment
Can you now? I'll have to ask for an evaluation when we're done..
>He uses the friction between them to drop his jeans, leaving only his bare cock against her ass. Keeping one hand on her chest, his free hand quickly shifts down to tug her shorts off.
-D
>>796740
Ahh, Angelisa. Yes, I've met her. She's quite nice.
>>796684
And a hello to you! My night was quite.. smashing. My wish for the new year is bonds, bonds with people that are strong and everlasting. Romance or friendship, I'll not care, I will not walk this earth alone no longer. What of you? Your night went well?
Reimu?
>>796655
Ok! But a lot of people have died trying to use it...
*A solemn expression sinks into her face as she steps away to make room for you.*
(spoiler: Poppy is the hero and she doesn't know.)
>>796718
Ok...
So can you pull it out for me? I've never done anything with a penis before so I'm kind of nervnous!
*She slowly walks toward you while she awkwardly makes movements with her lips as if warming up.*
>>796761
yeah, I had a nice night
I was freezing to death until I took a nice and hot bath, now Im just comfy on my bed with my computer
damn, I want to never get up
>>796761
>My wish for the new year is bonds
Good because I've called the police and they're going to be here any minute!
>smiles smugly and sensually
>>796812
>he nods and steps forward, he claps his hands together, rubs them and places each one on the handle of the hammer and with a grunt he struggles to lift the hammer, and he droops a bit and with another deep breath he gives it another go and lifts it, but the weight of the hammer nearly throws him off balance and it takes him considerable effort to hold it in a proper stance
My! Such a weapon! I'm more accustomed to blades myself. But perhaps if I...
>he tries to give it a swing but the weight of the hammer causes him to spin a bit off balance and the hammer slams into the ground with him nearly falling on his face
Well.. that's another to strike off your list of potential heroes, I fear.
>he gets up and starts rubbing his right shoulder
>>796830
Then don't. Rest. Rest all you like.
>>796838
>his ears lean back a bit in annoyance
You have no power here, sir and I've done nothing wrong.
>>796740
That's my line!
>Returns the embrace, rubbing her face against your chest
You're too soft~
>>796758
>Wiggles her hips to help you shimmy her shorts off of her before pressing back against you, nothing separating the two of you
You can only take so much teasing, huh?
>>796812
So no sex...
Then what about touching?
I mean, you have a beautiful body and I just want to... you know, feel it. Can I?
>>796900
You can touch on these biceps bro. All American thunder.
>>796812
Don't be nervous, you'll do fine
>i pull my pants down, my underwear along with it, as my cock springs out and into your face at attention, twitching a bit and a drop of pre having developed at the tip
Haven't had too much time to wash up, waiting for you and all, hope you don't mind the smell
>>796899
>He runs his shaft along her bare slit, spreading her lewd lips apart with his thick rod before responding with a joking tone.
It's not my fault you're so irresistible, and besides, don't act like you don't want this~
>He prods and teases her entrance with his tip, his index finger drawing rings around her tight asshole.
-D
>>796934
Hey everybody! How are you all doing?
>>796890
*Poppy smiles in relief, happy both that you're not dead and that her quest isn't yet over. She grabs the hammer's long metal handle in one hand and hefts it over her shoulder.*
I said I work out a lot to use this thing!
Don't worry! I didn't have my hopes up, I'm just glad you didn't crush your skull with it like the last guy!
>>796948
Ok I'll give this a try!
*Slowly she edges her face toward your hard cock, her eyes pinch closed in shame as she thinks over just what she is doing. Losing herself in her shame she forgets where she is and her tiny nose bumps at your dripping tip.*
Oh ooops!
*She blurts out, utterly startled and her eyes swing open in shock, she murmurs and mutters as she presses her tender lips to your swollen manhood, a soft gentle peck clapping at your girth alike how a child is kissed on the cheek.*
Is that enough anon?
D-did you like it?
*She looks up into your eyes, simultaniously feeling disgraced and desperate for approval.*
>>796899
Well I stole it, just as you stole my heart!~
>She chuckles to herself at the cheesy line and pats your head gently, ruffling your hair up
And you're too cozy!
>>796964
>watching from afar with his hands gliding all over his scale form body and penis his body urges himself to join but his mind holds him back.
i hope they dont see mee.
>>797033
C-Cassandra?
What are you doing here?
>>797033
Doing great, thanks for asking! Ann is off at one of her yoga classes so I'm free to spend time on the internet getting naughty ;)
>sensually smiles
>>797041
Holy kek
10/10
-D
>>797033
Hey. Fancy seeing you here...
Doing pretty well, I suppose. Albeit a little bored. You?
>>797035
>he sits back down, his hand still on his shoulder
You must indeed be very strong to wield such a thing. I've not wielded a weapon in ages. I've replaced blades with words and muscles for intelligence. I fear that even I did lift that thing, I may not live up to your expectations.
>>797033
>he looks over at the new comer, giving her exposed thighs a nice long stare
And hello to you too. I am fine
>>796964
>Whines softly as you tease her, rocking her hips back against you in hopes of more contact
I n-never said that... now, what are you waiting for?
>Shudders against your frame as she pants lightly
>>797037
>Snickers at your compliment
You're too cute though, it's not faaair~
>Looks up at you with a big smile
>>797112
>I've replaced blades with words and muscles for intelligence
Let's all have a hand for captain brainiac over here!
>applauds sensually
>>797112
>he edges himself close with bated breath,his throbbing erection bouncing madly between his legs with every sneaky gallop closer to the two love makers.
i just have to be quiet....
>>797035
Oh, wow...
>i shudder a bit from the sensation of her nose bumping at my tip, a bit of the pre having wet it, leaving a lewd scent stuck to it
O-Oh...
>my cock twitches as you pull back, sensitive to touch from having waited so long for this, more pre dribbling at the tip, i let out a quick groan of pleasure as you give it a quick peck, the newly developed pre leaving a thin trail to your lips as you pull back
P-Pretty good, damn... dunno what you were worried about.. don't you think it's a bit cruel to end things here? I feel like I'm gonna burst
Surely it's ok to give it a good suck if you've gotten your lips on it already..
>>797114
>He answers her question by firmly grabbing a hold of her hips, pressing his waist into her small frame. The head of his cock spreads her lips and walls, penetrating her damp folds.
Hngh.. You're.. Tighter than I thought you'd be..
>He stops halfway inside of her, the tightness of her pussy stopping the thick base of his cock from entering easily.
-D
>>797058
That's my name! Just traveling silly!
>>797104
Peachy! Enjoying the day~
>>797112
Hello! Hmm... You sure are interesting fellow you.
>>797193
That's a sexy outfit. And maybe one of the best bodies I've ever seen along with it.
>saunters around room sensually
whyyy does no one want to BANG? I am a lonely boy and I want to BANG.
>>797193
Nice of you to drop by! You seem like a pleasant girl who'd be good to spend some time with.
Not to mention you LOOK good too.
>>797143
I detect sarcasm in your voice, sir.
>>797193
>he gives the girl a bow
My name is Jiro. And whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?
>>797177
>>797176
he hoists himself up raking his diamond dick against the chain-link fence and flopping over clumsily onto the ground ont he other side. as he picks himself up he pats himself off and grabs the head of his iron pecker to check for damage and stimulate. his lust moves him ever closer to the love making couple. his scale body heating up from long sexual hibernation.
>>797114
Not as cute as you! Everyone always wants cuddles from you!~
*She kisses your forehead*
You're so popular! heh
>>797176
Ok! I guess I really should make it up to you making you wait so long!
*Seemingly losing her inhibitions for a moment she wraps her slender lips over your drooling tip, her tongue dancing over your flesh in warm moist licks while her mouth suckles gently suckling at your pre.*
Damn it, where is the time flying.
Didn't even realize till now how late it is and been playing games all day.
>>797299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
here's some music for that sexual experience your having.
>>797242
>Cassandra gives a giggle
Oh thank you~
>>797247
Well I hope I meet your expectations!>>797248
Cassandra~ it's a pleasure to meet you Jiro!
>>797288
Why did I use asterisks..
>>797330
I just realized I'm a big dummy and have been using asterisks myself while everyone else is greentexting!
>>797330
Because meme arrows are on their way out
>breathes sensually down your neck
>>797329
Cassandra.
>he lets the name leave his lips like he sung a song
A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. Care to join me? The night is cold and you look ill dressed to bear the winter.
>he offers you a drink
>>797329
Of course. Although, that outfit is causing me a major problem.
I think it's only fair that you help fix it.
>>797362
Why didn't you offer me a drink? Are you some sort of sexist?
>looks at you accusingly with notes of sensuality
>>797362
hey my names fuck-wina care to poke this bee hive?
>>797329
Don't worry, I get the feeling you'll live up nicely to everybody's expectations.
A gorgeous thing like you could make guys extremely happy.
>>797299
Oh, J-Jeus...
>i'm taken by surprise at your sudden eagerness, bucking my hips as you drool all over my shaft, my cock pulsating inside your mouth, precum drooling from my tip in abundance
You sure you're inexperienced? You're too good at this..
>>797329
Mmmn, that costume is fantastic...
What do you, uh...d-do, looking like that...
>>797177
>Lets out a load gasp as you fill her, hands grasping for the sheets beneath her
S-So much- aahhn~
>Pants loudly as she waits for you to begin moving again
You can k-keep moving...
>>797288
I dunno about that, you're pretty cute...
>>797330
Things like this!
>>797414
>He nods and takes a breath, pushing a bit more forcefully to fit his cock entirely inside. His tip brushes her cervix; a close fit.
Hahh.. Are you alright, d-does it hurt?
>Impatient and overeager, he begins to slowly thrust into her before she manages to answer, his cock begging to be pleasured.
-D
>>797362
You got that right, the weather has been a cruel mistress...
>I take the drink in earnest
>>797371
My outfit? I hope I can help anon!
>>797398
Tell that to my sister~
>>797400
*Poppy begins to slide her mouth over your shaft, slurping wet claps echoing as she gradually takes you deeper into her damp mouth.*
Noh! Ay juff 'anna 'ayg if up oo oou! *she murmurs over your girth attempting to say how she's trying to make amends, her voice struggling to make sense as it shakes through your flesh.*
>>797305
Fallout4_jpg
>>797407
I'm just a simple warrior... Evil creatures be dammed!
>>797347
Aw, that doesn't make you a dummy! There's nothing wrong with asterisks, greentexting is just easier to read!
>>797414
Nope, you get all the attention, cutie!
Th-Things like what?
>She shoots you a puzzled look
>>797468
>sensually watches these two people fuck in public like goddamn animals
Who wants to hear about the good old days, back when America wasn't full of this sort of filth? When men were men and not women with limp dicks.
>>797467
>In a single movement, he unbuttons his pants, his fully-erect cock revealed and standing straight up towards her.
See? This is the problem your outfit caused. You'll help me get rid of it, right?
>>797497
If it is easier to read that makes me a dummy!
I need to be considerate to everybody reading!
>>797414
>>797400
>cuts his fart in the bushes from over stimulating his prostrate with his vicious grip and jostling,his dick throbs so hard it feels like it's going to pop but that doesn't stop his scaled hands from gripping it and jelqing the base to the tip. his eyes ravish the lovers with greedy intent and his bravery works up in his heart and loans to actually speak with the love makers.
...everything looks so slick....
>>797490
A-A warrior, huh?
You must be awfully b-brave...going out like that...~
>>797467
You have a sister? Oh my...
But your sister's not the one that's here right now.
>my eyes move down to your impressive cleavage
And... wow...
My head is still kinda pounding...
Hiiii Thread~
>>797490
Oh you're like a hero! Ahh.. so beautiful and strong~!
>I look giddy, even with my eyes taking in your body
>>797383
You accuse me of villainy, you threaten to throw me to the police and you wonder why I haven't offered you a thing, sir?
>>797391
Fuck-wina, hmm?
>he licks his lips
>>797467
>he motions to his lap, making himself look as comforting as possible
Come, warm yourself~
>>797468
You're doing a pretty job...
>i put a hand on your head, lifting my hips in pleasure as you suck my girth tightly, my cock throbbing as you run your tongue along my shaft
>>797551
Heya, Peach! One too many?
-D
>>797509
Don't worry guys, I got it
>sensually calls over secret service to remove your penis
>>797551
Christ, you've been tired/drunk for past seven days now in a row.
>>797551
Hey!
Got a hangover?
>>797508
Vote for Trump and make America great again.
>>797567
Yep!
>>797576
That's Christmas I guess...
>>797591
A slight one~
>>797551
Would getting fucked help?
>>797600
Better him than me, I say! I'd like to keep what money I have left!!!
>>797600
>>797573
/pol/ ERP thread when?
How are we today, /erp/?
>>797466
>Grits her teeth for a moment as you thrust back into her
Nngh... It's just- ahhh... been a while
>Slowly begins to press her hips back into you with each thrust, growing acustomed to your length
>>797497
Well you get my attention~
>Hugs you to her chest, falling back with you onto her pile of pillows
Don't worry about it, silly.
>>797603
I was going to ravage your drunk asshole last night but you must've fallen asleep :(
>>797603
Aww, our sweet princess has a hangover...
>I lean close and plant a kiss on the side of your head, at your temple
>>797603
Yeah I don't blame you, been drinking a bit too much myself as well and feeling tired.
But hmm.. your appearance just got me hard. What are we gonna do about this?
>>797630
Woah...
I m-mean, w-we're great, Miss...u-um...*gulp*~
>>797566
>Catching myself in the moment I realize just what I started doing, I quickly swing my drooling mouth off of your throbbing dick as trails of my spittle trail off of you.
S-sorry! I shouldn't be doing stuff like this!
Is that enough? Did I make you feel good?
>>797630
>Hugs
Long time no see, Honoka.
Nyanyanyanyanya
I demand ear rubs owo
>>797630
>stare at the immense cleavage
... Huh?
>>797620
Maybe soon <3
>>797630
Oh hello~
>>797645
Passed out more likely...
>>797646
>I smile and nuzzle into your warmth
so relaxing...It's 2016 though so that's neat~
>>797649
You're putting a beat up princess to work? I'm hurt </3
>>797643
>He grows more confident with her words, lifting one of her legs and resting her foot on his shoulder as he continues to pound his thick cock into her depths.
Hngh.. Good to.. Hear..
>He uses his closest hand to feel along her body, settling on using his thumb to satisfy her throbbing clitoris.
-D
>>797629
No time like the present!
*winks*
>>797677
>Rubs your ears while grinning at you
H-Hello~
>>797659
Don't be shy! My name's Honoka!!!
>>797665
>melts into the hug, my breasts running up against your face
T-thanks Anon! How are you doing??
>>797663
Aw, c'mon, at least let me finish
I was close! Don't be like that, might as well finish what you started
>i prod my pulsating member against your cheek, a mix of his pre and your saliva coating it, my cock letting off a strong, musky scent
You were doing great!
>>797700
Naptime~<3
>the catgirl leans on your chest, falling into a light slumber
>>797694
Well it's of no problem, I'll just let it stay erect under my pants in peace.
Just chill.~
Uhm...Anyone in here want to peg a very subby guy? A futa is fine too! ^^;;
>>797694
Ah, good evening my dear princess! How are you feeling tonight after New Year's Day?
>>797694
Oh yes, 2016 is starting off nicely with you here.
>I plant soft kisses, moving down your cheek and to your neck
>>797716
Good! I'm doing great over here
>Enjoying the feeling of your breasts being pushed up against his face.
Well good evening everyone! How are you guys who got a head start of me here feeling?
>>797716
H-Honoka...wow...
You, uh...c-certainly make for a nice casino prize, l-looking like that...~
>>797716
Is.. there anything you want from me Honoka?
You just look so beautiful~
>>797754
>He slowly strokes his cock and sits back, admiring her body.
ALL for you~. What will you do with it, I wonder?
>>797754
That? Comfy?
I mean, it looks awfully...t-tight...not that I mind~
>>797754
Don't be shy. I bet you look cute when blushing.
Also, a shy girl wouldn't display herself like that.
>my hands gesture at your chest
But why not, they look great! So big and shapely.
>>797695
>Moans loudly as you ravage her, biting her knuckle to quiet herself
F-Fu-Nnnngh~!
>Her walls contract around your cock as she whines noisily
C-Close- ahh!
>>797733
Eheheh~ my own catgirl...
>Leans in, nuzzling against your neck as she snuggles you
>>797723
I can't! I shouldn't! I only agreed to a kiss and nothing more!
>She bows her head and turns away from you, yet gazing at your cock from the corner of her eye. Her heart pounding in her chest she cannot even hear you speak over the sound of her own pulse echoing in her ears, two questions hammering in her mind over and over "Did I really just do that?" and "Was I really enjoying it?"
Sorry!
>>797771
Welcome back, goddess! I'm feeling wond-purr-ful.
>>797754
>he smiles as he feels her curvaceous ass settle on his lap, he wraps an arm around her waist and offers her a drink with his other hand, gazing at her with sultry eyes
Well, such a sexy lady as yourself deserves to be treated as such~
>>797512
No you a cute! A cute!!
>>797643
And that's all that matters!
Aaaheheh!
>She clings onto as we fall down, holding you tightly around your lower back
>>797840
No Nia! You're a cute!
>>797808
>as you bump her collar the label of it jingles, and her legs hug your waist while her arms drape lazily down behind you
Meeew -w-
>>797716
Hello, Honoka. Don't think we've met before.
Nice to meet you. You look like a fun girl.
>>797813
Ah, hey Vergo! That's nice to hear...
>She pulls you into a hug, smiling warmly as she kissed the top of your head.
Mmm, so how did you sleep after I became your furst?
>>797734
You can always just..take care of yourself real quick <3
>>797741
Hungover as shit!
>>797764
>I laugh softly and cuddle into you closer, sighing peacefully
I like 2016 already~
>>797808
M-Me too..-
>He shifts into missionary position, planting a long kiss on her lips as he lets his cock erupt inside of her, shooting his white seed far into her womb.
Ngh-!
-D
>>797867
Hello, Princess. I see you starting the New Year off properly~
>>797810
Don't be stubborn, you can't? You shouldn't?
Guess you were more into it than I thought, you already did
You looked like you were having a good time, I know I was, what's the harm in finishing up?
>my cock twitches in anticipation, the wetness of your mouth still coating it, a string of pre pooling down my shaft
>>797867
Naah, I'll just fight the urge and let you take care of it when the time comes.
>>797867
Oh, I believe I know that feeling...
You should really pay down and sleep it off; that is usually the best advice one can give to someone that's hungover. If it will make you feel better, I can come with you to ensure you sleep peacefully...
>>797865
>He happily hugs her in return, feeling confident enough to briefly squeeze her ass.
Greatest sleep I've ever had, goddess.
>want to fap
>none of the girls I like to play with are here by the looks of it
Maaaaaaan, 2016 is off to a start for me.
H-hello again, everyone...
How are you all feeling?
>>797974
I'm in that same boat.
Bayonetta has been impossible for me to find these days...
>>797935
>Tears stream down her face, still unable to even hear you as she loses herself in doubt and axiety.
My mouth, my first kiss! Why!?
>Guilt begins to hit her as the heat of your body nearby reminds you that you are still there and still filled with desire for her.
...Would it be ok if I just finished you with my hand?
>>797867
>my arms move around your waist and hold you close
Getting to start the year with my favorite princess... I like this year already too.
>I bend down a little and press my head into your soft breasts
Ah~...
>>797966
>Gasping a bit in shock, she smirks and slaps his own ass back with her tail in a playful way.
Me-wow; gotten cocky, have we?
>>797982
Hey there. Nice to see you here again.
Feeling alright. Starting the new year peacefully.
>>797999
*anxiety
ALSO TRIPS GET.
>>797974
Who?
>>797982
Welcome back, Amy, how are you?
>He pats his lap
Here, come sit, I've been wondering when I'd see you again.
>>797999
Don't feel bad, wasn't your first real kiss, right?
And hey, makes good practice while keeping your purity intact
You seemed like you were having a good time, and you can finish me off with a handy if you want... but if the deed's already done, and you were enjoying it as much as it looked like you were... don't see any harm in doing things like I said. Your choice
>>797931
Nursing a headache? I guess~
>>797947
That certainly makes me happier than you just jerking off for me!
>>797963
Yeah...just kinda relaxing right now with some tea
>>798001
>I pull you into my soft, curvy figure and let out a little laugh
You're so sweet anon!
>>797982
Hello there, I don't believe we've met.
>he gives the pink hedgehog a bow
My name is Jiro, and yours?
>>798074
>he chuckles a bit
Yes, but of course. For is not a hangover a mark of a New Year well celebrated?
>>798046
Piggu would be nice. Or that Fiona. Valentine but, pssh, she's a ghost nowadays.
>>797797
>I take my finger and start prodding the sensitive areas of your penis.
Looks like I got work to do~
>>797798
In the heat of battle I can't afford something like my skirt messing me up!
>>797799
T-thank you, they do tend to turn some heads...
>>797837
>In a second half the glass is already gone
In such a fine night to be treated as such~
>>798018
>He simply holds her perfect ass in his hands as he hugs her, casually shrugging in response.
I wouldn't say that, my goddess.. I just miss your beautiful body so much while you're away!
>>797840
>Lets her face fall into your hair, rubbing head face through it
So sooooft~
>>797851
>Lets her breath wash against your neck
Y-You're too cute... This is dangerous...
>>797902
>Moans into your mouth as she's overcome by her release, toes curling as she quivers, her tight walls milking you before going limp in your arms
Haaah,,,haaaah,,,t-that was...
>Lets her head fall back with a goofy grin
Wow...
>>797849
>She wraps her arms around your tiny figure and pulls you into a warm embrace, patting your head
You a cutest!
>>798025
Aww, thank you anon!
It's good being here to! There is so many nice people here...
>>798048
Oh, hee hee...
>She giggles, walking over to him and getting on his lap, a arm wrapped around his neck to help maintain her.
Thank you anon...
And I guess that time, is now!
>>798085
Oh, how sweet!
>She giggles, bowing back.
I'm Amy; Amy Rose. Nice to meet you Jiro.
>>797982
Do you like when guys tug on your tail when they fuck you?
>>798074
There we go...
Want me to sit down with you?
>>798097
>He chuckles, his cock stiff and unmoving to the touch.
It'll take a lot to get this cock to cum.. Do you have what it takes?
>>798121
>has fun playing with your cheeks, rubbing them in circles with her fingers while she also enjoys herself by rubbing and caressing your legs with hers
>>798074
And you're so sweet too, princess! So sweet and sexy and always happy to share yourself.
>I breathe deeply into your chest and inhale the scents of you and your dress
>my hands move down from your lower back and settle on each cheek of your ass
>>798108
>She hums in thought, smiling at his words, trying to hide her pleasure from her ass being groped again.
Well, you certainly got a confidence boost! Looks like kitty's milk has that side effect...
>She leans back, exposing her midriff to him, curious to what he'll do.
>>798139
Glad you think it's good to be here. Wouldn't mind having you here more often.
So, what brings you here? It's always nice to have a pretty hedgehog like you around, of course.
>>798121
>He nearly collapses on top of her from the energy he'd exerted, instead just repeatedly peppering her lips with small kisses.
Yeah.. "Wow.."
>He slides his cock out of her small pussy, cum streaming out of her entrance.
-D
>>798070
>Poppy turns her face back to you and looks up at you, reaching her hand for your twitching shaft she begins to jerk you awkwardly her hand pumping back and forth in janky movements in her tiny tight grip.
I can't! I need to be a good girl! I don't want to be a slut!
>Tears still stream down her face as her vicegrip on your cock beats at your throbbing meat, her hand growing coated in pre and spittle.
>>798126
>She blushes intensely, her cheeks growing a deep shade of purple and radiating heat into your bosom.
N-no you are!
>Her arms wrap around you in response.
>>798097
Turn some heads? At the very least!
I'm getting seriously aroused just looking at them like this.
>>798097
My my, thirsty are we~
>he finishes off the drink while letting the hand around her waist slide down to caress her bare thigh
>>798139
>he gives her a warm smile
Speaking of sweet, what brings a sweet girl like you to a place such as this?
>>798151
W-what?
...Um, I don't know; never tried it before to be honest...
But, I think my quills would be a better place to pull.
>>798213
Heh...thank you anon. I do try my best with looks.
It was just, I was here yesterday, and I had so much fun, I came here again...
>>798139
>He rests his hand on her thigh, pulling her close.
I suppose so. How's the guy you were trying to win over?
>>798270
You look great, don't worry about that. Very sexy and cute.
Have fun, huh? I'd love to have fun with you! You look like you'd be a lot of fun.
>>798270
>But, I think my quills would be a better place to pull.
Aren't those sharp and pointy? I don't wanna hurt myself...
>>798097
I s-suppose that's right...
It definitely seems to be...unhindering to movements and p-poses...
>>798121
Hehe!~ That tickles!
>A tingly sensation runs all throughout her body and she squeezes you even tighter
Eee~ You're giving me goosebumps!!
>>798234
Nope! You're adorable! The adorablest!
>She chuckles and leans down to kiss the top of your head
>>798234
>my cock, lubed by the spit and pre, makes it easier for you to slide your hand up and down it, clunky as the movements may be, it twitches and perks up as i feel your small hand massaging it
C'mon, quit crying, you're not a slut
You're a pretty good girl in my book, whatever that's worth
You gotta be true to your instincts, it's what stuff like this is about, and besides...
If a suckjob makes you a slut, does a handjob magically not? Enjoy yourself, live a little
>>798205
>He runs a finger along her belly, wrapping his other arm around her waist.
I won't lie to you, goddess. I am very-
>His finger reaches the bottom of her cleavage
very-
>His hand slides under her small shirt, groping her right breast.
horny.
>>798165
I'd like that...
>>798184
>I look at you and laugh
enjoying yourself down there?
>>798267
Oh you know...
It was just, yesterday I was here, and I had a good amount of fun, so I decided to come here again...
>>798278
>She softly sighs, head resting on his chest.
Oh him, he seemed to be trying to distance himself from me today. He seemed, tired of me...
>>798297
S-sexy and cute?
T-thanks anon! Sure; we can have fun...
>>798298
Only when I curl up in defense. Otherwise, they aren't sharp...
D-do you want to feel them?
>>798182
>Rests her forehead against yours as she rubs your noses together
How're you doing, cutie?
>>798227
>Shudders again as you pull out of her, drawing her legs together as she sighs happily
That was nice...It had been a while.
>Wraps her arms around your neck as she comes down from the high, humming to herself
>>798322
Hmm... I wonder...
>She slides her hands underneath your arms and tickles you lightly, testing your reaction
>>798363
Of course, my dear princess...
>I sit down right next to you, wrapping a arm around you and gently pulling you into my side.
So, want to talk about anything, dear?
>>798366
Yes, sexy and cute.
>he smiles, moves closer and leans down to eye-level with her
You know, I'd love to try and kiss you...
>>798385
Too cute for this guy ;-;
>>798173
Don't worry I've handled many swords during my life~
>My hands wrap around the shaft, stoking lightly as I feel your warm skin.
>>798235
Oh? Well I'm not one to disappoint~
>I puff out my chest as you admire my heaving flesh
>>798267
>My hand guides yours as you carress my supple skin
I'm not one to waste such a tasty drink~
>>798363
I'm definitely enjoying myself. Your body is so good~.
>my hands squeeze your ass playfully
Could enjoy it all day.
I could fuck you too. My dick is starting to feel pretty needy. But since you're hungover...
>>798385
I'm sniffy and my throat is sore, yet I'm in a super cuddly mood #>^<#
Also, I found out that with a game that I bought 8 copies of, the most predetermined recepitents there would be would be 7, so do you want one? It's Ring Runner o///o
>>798330
>She purrs in pleasure to his touch, hands wrapping around him as she got fondled, giving his cheek a lick.
Oh my; you surely got brave for the breast goddess ever...
Make sure to pamper me~
>>798366
>D-do you want to feel them?
Can I?
>I reach out tentatively.
>>798366
Oh my~ Is that so. Well, I'm sure you're in the mood for more.. "fun"
>he gives you a wink
>>798420
>he gives her thigh a soft squeeze
And speaking not wanting to waste anything tasty~
>he moves his face closer to hers, his steamy breath falling onto her face and his lustful eyes locked with hers
>>798385
>He closes his eyes and pulls her into his arms, exhausted.
We should do this more often..
>He yawns
I think I'm gonna hit the hay.. Glad you enjoyed it.
-D
>...
