Give me 24 entries with an image and name.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>>750269
Sanya Litvyak
Sans
>>750269
Shadow
Lenny
>>750269
Mii
>>750269
Lambda-11
Miern
Campo Elias Delgado
Saitama
Lord Beerus
>>750269
Hotler
>>750273
>>750274
>Both start with San
CONSPIRACY?
Eggman-kun
Batman
Araragi
TR-8R
Zero
Kurusu
>>750269
Fujiwara no Mokou
Touko Fukawa
very fast dog
>>750269
Popple
Minion
>>750269
Yaranaika
Darkbeast Paarl
>>750269
Nigga Rape Train
Affluenza
Dead Jamie Vardy
Microwave
>>750279
...?
Well then what's your name.
>>750290
WHY DID YOU MAKE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA PAGE
YOU CANCER MADMAN
>>750275
J-Just stay there! And don't move an inch!
>>750319
There is no reason for me t-to tell you...You would just forget it anyway...
>>750275
>giggles
>>750295
Yes.
>>750290
Update the fucking ED page.
>>750290
Based
>>750318
>beeps angrily about post times
>>750295
yee
>>750290
Good job on the ED page, ma nigga
>>750323
I'm sure I wouldn't, I have a knack for remembering names.
Shorty
>>750321
The better question would be why didn't someone make it sooner.
>>750326
Maybe one day.
>>750327
>>750332
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
>>750290
doing god's work.
>>750265 (Fyuria)
...If you are certain. Perhaps if I had assumed the form previously, you might not have doubted for as long as you had.
>>750267
I know who you are, Lea.
>smiles slightly
I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
>>750323
....
*Crawls closer*
>>750324
*Crawls Closer*
*Lays down around her*
>>750338
I enjoyed every fuckin minute of readin , ma nigga.
>>750340
[nods]
Hi!
>>750333
>I edited the face out instinctively, I don't even know who you are.
>Mion
>>750342
Heheh. What are you doing?
>>750349
>Somebody better edit DIOs face on there
Huh, well I am pretty forgettable, y'know, with the whole being a harem protag.
>Sneaks around.
>>750338
>I didn't like it.
>If what's written in it is serious, it's degenerate.
>If what's written in it isn't serious, you broke the facts>lulz rule of lurkmore.
>>750338
why wasn't my ava featured in the ed page? :(
>>750338
If you update it, don't put my ava in there.
>>750338
>To be honest it's pretty comical. A gives a good laugh
>>750350
*Lays its head on her lap*
.....!
>>750352
*Perks up*
*Scouts the area*
>>750356
You werent cancerous enough
Here it is. Point any mistakes or make any swaps.
>>750351
I don't have my Dio template, have an Adachi face.
>>750368
Looks good.
>>750351
No Dio, just Chaika
>>750368
It looks fine to me.
>>750368
With the God of Destruction, huh...
>>750349
>>750339
Thanks, skelefuck.
>>750346
To be honest it's startclass. There's a lot more stuff that I need to put in.
>>750353
ED is satire. I don't really think that way, it's just pandering. But thanks for the criticism, I'll see what I can do.
>>750356
Tell me who you are and maybe I'll find someway to shoehorn you in.
>>750363
Tell me who you are and maybe I'll find someway to not shoehorn you in.
>>750364
Thanks, that's what I'm aiming for.
>>750368
Lets go.
>>750372
>>750376
>I love you fags
>>750364
>smiles and pats head again
>>750368
Looks good on my end!
>>750340
The past is just that, huma-..
Lambda.
>>750364
>Continues sneaking around.
>>750368
Lookin' good pal.
No complaints. We will be ready to start soon.
>>750379
>Berserker walks in, Ilya on his shoulders
Hello everyone!~
>>750372
>now that's scary... Kek
>>750368
*Claps for the coming game*
>>750380
>I mean does anyone take anything on ED seriously...Only thing I worry about is getting new people from ED, other than that keeps it up..
>>750389
*Sniffing around*
*Finds nothing*
*Lays down on the floor*
>>750386
*Purrs some more*
*Gets comfy*
>>750368
No one will be spared, not even the children or the elderly. Let's go!
>>750380
Nah, fuck what niggas are thinkin. Dont change shit. That's the shit.
>>750395
Hello.
>>750380
>The general rule, at least from Lurkmore days is, in fact, facts > lulz. You may make it satiric, but it has to be obvious satire, and satire can't outweigh fact (which it does here).
kamina slipped on the soap in his shower broke his neck and died
>>750395
>Shoulders
That's one fat ass
>>750348
This shall all be righted.
>>750395
Illya...!
>for once, there appears to be a notable sound of concern in my voice
>>750387
Something I take in to regard, thinking of my own first life.
But still, if my appearance bothers you so...
>a massive sword, larger than my own body, appears in the air behind me with a soft flash of light, stopping a few inches from the ground
Besides, this is something I...rarely demonstrate.
>>750395
*Waves a hello*
>>750383
>>750368
Come on, let's race!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0hV3dea9g
>>750395
...
>>750395
...
>>750411
A summoned weapon?
You know magic?
>>750380
this is late
but props
I havent kekked at something that hard in awhile
>>750395
Hi Ilya!
>>750399
...
>>750415
Let's do this.
>>750395
That's one ugly monster you have there, little one.
>>750415
....
>>750413
>I love you, no homo.
>>750415
No survivors!
>>750415
Let's begin.
>>750404
Hey there!
>>750411
Lambda!
Something wrong?
>>750412
>Berserker waves back
>>750423
Hello there!~
>>750419
...
>>750420
Hello there.
>>750422
I know right? And salty niggas tryin to make him change it. What's up with that?
>>750415
Time to start this shit show.
>>750429
>She nods.
Human.
>>750395
i want to fuck Berserker
THE MIGHTY KAMINA-SAMA
AAAAAANNNNDD WE'RE BACK, THANKS FOR STEPPING UP GARNET, EVEN THE MIGHTY KAMINA-SAMA NEEDS A BREAK.
>>750429
Who is that.
>>750395
Oi, keep it down ya palooka! I'm tryin' to steal somethin' here, see?
>>750399
>Still sneaking around.
>>750415
Racers try to sabotage each other. But what you should really be worried for is your airbags.
>>750432
I dont know man
its nothing but harmless fun
>>750415
*runs away*
>>750429
*Extends hand to berserk*
...!
>>750423
*Licks her face*
*Gets up*
*Runs off*
>>750426
>>750440
Welcome back!
>>750429
Did you ever get around to making those cookies?
>>750447
That was scary.
>>750450
O-okay...
>>750420
Essentially only in regards to my Nox Nyctores.
>the sword drops to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust, which settles quickly, the sword having disappeared in favor of the armor
>>750429
...Illya. Her talking has returned to how it was previously, she has forgotten entirely about us, and...she is intangible.
>>750447
Hold on... Hold on... Where's my wallet?
>>750447
Nyoro~n...
>>750447
>>750447
...
>>750447
You won't be in the victory circle that way.
>>750395
Morning, Ilya.
>>750451
>>750446
>Saving all of this for future use.
>>750447
Even the Shadow Thief's gotta eat, see?
>>750454
>>750429
>mean Lea
>>750447
>close enough image
>>750454
You summoned armor..?
I've never seen that done before..
>>750443
*Falls asleep*
*Holding an item in its hand*
>>750447
*Push random button*
>>750447
Mmmph
>>750437
Not quite... but oh well.
Doing well I hope?
>>750441
Berserker? Just my protector.
>>750443
Really? Not very good if you talk you know?
>>750450
>Berserker just kinda looks at your hand
>>750453
Not yet.
>>750454
Her.... Lea?
Hmm.... one of a few things must have happened then.
I had Berserker bring her body containing her soul from another dimension. What probably happened was that the soul was unstable and broke down into its simplest form, which in this case would have been her prior state. Sadly... I don't think I can fix this... not without another soul to cannibalize.
>>750463
Morning.
>>750463
Fukuwa gets a taste of her own medicine.
Mokou gets her vehicle destroyed again.
>>750407
I-I did?
>>750453
Thanks.
>>750482
Why is he your protector?
>>750483
...Damn
>waves at everyone
>>750483
Great, I'll just have to work this out later.
>>750483
>>750470
>Slowly tiptoes up to you.
>>750482
Well boo on you for talking while I'm sneaking? What good is sneaking if you're just gonna blow my cover, see?
Now hush up, knucklehead.
>>750483
Convenient.
>>750482
Well tell me when you do. I don't want to miss it.
>>750485
>kisses cheek
>>750485
Boop
>>750482
I'm doing fine.. Why do you care?
>>750483
She's just a bad driver, the other guy made it out just fine.
>>750464
>>750483
*Does something*
>>750482
*Waits*
........
*Hisses*
>>750488
*Waves a hello*
>>750467
The Nox Nyctores known as Lux Sanctus: Murakumo is...unique to myself and my sisters. It is...essentially part of our own body when in use.
>the floating blades briefly pull together behind me to form a circle and spin, before returning to their wing-like pattern
>>750482
Please, at the least...look.
>>750504
>Truly an anon after my own heart
>>750483
Nothing much happens other than Lenny wishing for a cab again and Mokou's vehicle getting damaged again.
>>750488
>Waves back
>>750496
*Still sleeping*
*This was seen in its hand*
*Do you take it?*
>>750487
Because I summoned him into this world.
>>750496
Hmm...
>>750470
HEY LOOK OUT!~
>>750499
Mmkay, I will!
>>750501
Generally I want to help the people around me feel at least contented. Why would I make an exception for you?
>>750507
>Berserker stares at you
>>750508
Where is she?
>>750512
Oi oi, any of you wankers fancy a pint?
>>750512
>>750507
Oh, hey, it's you again. Hey.
>>750513
B-but what's with the wink?
>>750512
....
>>750517
And why did you do that?
>>750520
Ask around for Souda, Hikki or King Knight.
>>750520
Hit me up, family.
>>750512
This is some Road Runner shit!
>>750517
Nearby, I believe...
>>750348
Lea...?
>>750508
There's no doubt, then.. You're not human.
Amazing. I've never even heard of something like this.
>>750517
...I don't know.
I've come to expect as much, though.
>>750512
That was fast. Then again, nothing is too fast for F-Zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXHcZZcbFA
>>750522
*Hisses*
>>750517
*Stares blankly*
.....
>>750533
*Speeds away*
>>750524
Sorry mate, i dont drink with gay boys.
>>750525
Next round's on you.
>>750533
Are you kidding me? Watch where you're going!
Good afternoon.
>>750512
What is this, Paarl? Why not simply go over these tiny birds?
>>750533
>>750533
GOTTA. GO. FUCKING. FAAAAAAST!
>>750523
Now that is something I won't tell you mmkay?
>>750530
Hmm...
>>750348
Lea?
>>750532
I can tell that much at least...
>>750537
>Berserker stares back
>>750500
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC, I REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO INTO GIFS.
>>750499
I MISSED YOU TOO!
>>750520
WHAT'S THAT?
>>750533
It was too fast, too furious for these racers.
>>750537
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Oh wait, no I don't.
>>750542
*Waves a hello*
>>750548
*Pokes berserker*
>>750549
A pint? It's beer mate
>>750533
And out I go.
>>750548
Alright then.
>>750549
marry fuck rape kill
>>750549
So what are you going to wear for prom?
>>750552
Zero makes sure this night isn't peaceful. Maybe she wanted to be the only silver haired female.
>>750566
I need my sleep
>>750566
...Why do people keep pouring sugar in my fuel tank?
and more importantly, why is my car still working?
>>750556
*Stares blankly*
>>750566
*calls*
>>750566
>>750558
THIS EARLY?
>>750562
W-what?
>>750563
I'M GOING NAKED. HOW ABOUT YOU?
>>750557
Now I recall meeting another creature similar to you. I think it called itself Blood Beast. Charming fellow. But the thing is, it could speak. Can you speak as well?
>>750566
Now what will sugar do to Kurusu's vehicle, I wonder?
>>750532
>removes visor
Is this form more...comfortable?
>replaces it
And I had a feeling you might have reacted as such...my apologies for not doing so sooner.
>>750548
>shifts slightly, clearly looking concerned
>>750566
I hope it's a bomb.
It looks like one.
>>750573
EVERYTIME I LOOK IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>750566
After that, we then have peace.
>>750573
>I am fucking loving these.
>>750577
I wouldn't say "comfortable," you look more or less like a human wearing armor, but..
It's definitely assuring.
>>750575
It's never to early for a pint
>>750575
Wh-what?!
>>750557
>Berserker pokes you back
>>750577
>Ilya places her hand on your shoulder
Don't worry Lambda, Lea is fine.
But if my suspicions are correct... it is doubtful she will speak again. I MIGHT be able to reach the memories in her soul... I'll do what I can okay?
>Hugs
>>750587
Last person I knew who thought like that was a raging alcoholic.
>>750588
YOU HEARD ME! NOTHING BUT MY CAPE AND GLASSES!
>>750515
>Reaches for the object.
>>750517
>Turns and starts tiptoeing away.
>>750591
Now that's just plain rude
>>750581
The Mokou hate train continues. Lenny's out.
>>750591
Y-you're kidding.
>>750581
It was good, ok?
I wanted some more.
>>750576
*Hisses*
...!
>>750581
*Served blood tacos*
>>750589
*Happy Hisses*
...!
>>750593
*wakes up*
*Stares blankly*
>>750596
>>750600
>Makes eye contact. Continues to try and take the object.
>>750584
I see...well, at the least I have evidently cleared what little suspicion that remained. Would you prefer I remained as such?
>>750589
>doesn't look very reassured, but returns the hug slowly
...But what of her physical form? Or rather, the...lack thereof.
>>750596
OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
>>750596
Yes I am.
Good day, everyone.
>>750595
I think we get off on the wrong foot. The name's Kamina.
>>750597
NOPE!
>>750596
The feast arrives. If he was going slower, he would have seen that lake.
Zero tries the same plan as before and botches it completely.
>>750608
>punches
>>750606
I don't mind.
Do whatever conveniences you.
>>750610
Ciao.
>>750605
*snarling*
*Begins to generate electricity from its body*
>>750612
Only an idiot would go to a feast
>>750614
What are trying to do? tickle me?
>>750600
...
I'll take that as a "No". Well that's a shame. I was curious to what a voice to something like you sounded like..
>>750612
The very fast Dog was too fast for his own good it seems
>>750608
Well, hello.
>>750610
Later then.
>>750620
I fucked your grandpa last night
>>750611
Pete Dunham, head of the GSE
>>750612
Tacos again...
>>750623
Hey shadow
>>750611
W-well, you have fun with that. I'm going to wear my nice outfit.
>>750625
Well that's fucking gay
>>750617
Let it happen, fuzzball. The Shadow Thief isn't easily intimidated by the likes of you, see?
>Tugs on the object.
>>750632
Just like you little boy
>>750612
Araragi now has something to complain about.
>>750610
Later.
>>750606
Her original body? Most likely returned to where I brought it from. As with most of her soul.
>>750600
>Berserker growls
>>750639
When would I ever need this?
>>750621
*Stares blankly*
>>750612
*TACOS!*
>>750635
*Hisses*
*Discharge a wave of electricity*
>>750637
You wish
>>750626
GSE?
>>750631
I WILL! SHOW ME YOURS!
>>750639
...Down you go.
>>750645
Green Street Elite, West Ham's firm
>>750642
Ow, OW! Boo! Boo on you fuzzy-wuzzy! I won't be so easily deterred, see? I've dealt with rougher mugs than you before.
>Walks back up to you, going to try and take your object again.
>>750645
I'll be wearing this.
>>750640
*Tilts it's head*
.....?
>>750639
*ponders*
>>750639
The harem protagonists uses their charisma to get results.
>>750615
...Very well, then.
>there is a shimmer of light as the armor disappears, though the cloak and collar remain not present
And I feel I should note, the one you talked to before, Illya, is an artificial being as well. A...homunculus, I believe she called herself.
>>750640
No, I had meant...her current one. As I said before, she is...intangible. Having attempted to interact with a panel I had summoned for her to write on, she...lost her balance, and fell. Straight through myself. Thankfully, she did not move through the ground itself.
Good afternoon ~de geso!
>>750642
Anyways. Have you ever tasted a Spark? I have a fresh one right here. Ready to be devoured!
>>750658
Well that was very traitorous of you, Araragi.
>>750658
....
>>750658
The madmen. We are left with our final three.
>>750663
Hello ~de geso
>>750646
You need more than that Batty.
>>750658
Finn did nothing wrong.
>>750663
Hello.
>>750660
...I see.
She is not human either.
I still don't trust her.
>>750663
Afternoon, little one.
>>750670
I believe the Rodent man may win
>>750670
>>750676
.....
>>750663
>Pets
>>750649
THAT SOME GANG?
>>750655
It's just as stunning as you are.
>>750650
*Embeds its claws with electricity*
*Claws at the male*
>>750670
*Gets sad*
>>750667
*Nods a no*
What's the worst otp?
>>750670
Batman breaking his number one rule leaves us with our final two.
>>750693
All the forced ones.
>>750673
How are you doink today ~de geso?
>>750674
Eh? What does 'de geso' mean ~de geso?
>>750679
Hey there! I don't believe we've met before ~de geso.
>>750686
Wow, you're a big robot! Or... are you a little guy inside a big robot? If so, where'd you get a robot like that ~de geso?
>>750689
Could it be.. that kind stranger from last night ~de geso?
>>750693
Shovel x Nonon
>>750693
HajimexStocking, no question
>>750690
Heh. Thanks.
>>750697
No.He is just in shock,
>>750693
any source-canon ship
>>750688
?
>>750697
Oh fuck, bat vs bat.
>>750699
You can call me Shadow.
>>750690
Kind of... but we're a far cry from all that Bloods and Crips bullshit. I mean shootin' a machine gun out of a movin' car at an 8 year old girl, that's just cowardly. See, we might be into fightin' an all that... but it's more about reputation. Humiliatin' another mob in a row, doin' somethin' the other firms get to hear and talk about
>>750699
Fine, thanks
>>750692
Ah, yikes, YIKES! I get it, I get it! Boo, boo on you! I'll be back, see? And next time, the Great Shadow Thief won't mess around when it comes to dealin' with fuzz like you!
>Flees.
>>750692
*tosses spark in its direction*
>>750699
Heh. No, I am not some vehicle for a little being. This is my normal size.
>>750697
Don't fail now, Bat
>>750699
I have no clue ~de geso