>>739412
ERP Freshness
>>746398 →
>Smiles as I gladly help you put on the bra.
The lace is suppose to on your back.
>Ties the lace in a knot so it would not fall off.
>>746447 →
If you ever did force yourself onto me, then I'll have to kill you. An never ending death is very unpleasant way to live your life. Would it make you happy if I did tease you more though?
>>752031
D'aww, you're so cute!!~ I could snuggle you for hours~
>Tobiichi continues to snuggle you with you on top, using my school uniform jacket as a blanket
There, is this ok?~
(Sorry, internet went bad, I'm back!)
>>745052
Oh man, this isn't fresh, I made this last night but got beat by someone else.
That's why the linked thread isn't right.
>>752158
Just use the fucking thread up you dumb faggot.
>>752170
I wasn't suggesting that we didn't use it, just explaining why the link is wrong before someone else complains!
>>752122
>>752135
Thanks Tobiichi~ You're really comfy yourself you know?
>She curled up under your jacket and continued to nuzzle her face in your chest, brushing her nose gently across it
Ahm here for tummyrubs o3o
>>752230
>rubs tummy
>>752230
>shoos away with broom
>>752271
>clings onto broom, sitting on the brush and holding the handle
Nya!
Ah,had a nice shower, a new thread, and I'm wearing a pair of the new panties that I got for Christmas. Feels good!
>sits down and looks at shota pics
>>752329
I want to see you in your new panties <3
>>745052
Worst OP I've seen in a while.
Not the gif though.
Holy shit, that was a long distraction.
I picked up DBXV for Christmas.
Best 35 hours I've ever wasted in my life.
Anyhow, heya guys. Been a couple days.
-D
>>752352
I tried to explain...I was just trying to help.
>>752278
...what, you're still here?
>shakes the broom with you on it
>>752344
Sorry, but I cannot show them to you. I'll describe them though. They are white with a pink trim and the cutest picture of Hello Kitty on the back!
>>752394
>Totally real guys
>I'm a grill irl
>No really
>>752386
Nyaaaaaaa!
>the catgirl holds on tight
>>752394
Why can't you show us? What's the point in telling us if you can't show us? :c
>>752407
>have to be a girl to wear panties irl
anon...
>>752408
>lifts the broom and shoves it back and forth, left and right, shaking the catgirl around
>>752424
Oh right.
I forgot what kind of shit hole I'm in.
>>752407
Cute boys wear panties
Grills are a myth
>>752426
>the catgirl feels the broom shaking and beating roughly between her thighs, but her feet remain planted on the floor and her legs around the handle in defiance
>>752407
They're just jealous cause their dads won't buy them any cute panties.
>>752450
>Does lewd things to the catgirl
>>752394
Are you a boy? Is that why you're looking at shota pics?
>>752197
Hey no problem, though I'm going to have slow replies for now~ I'm busy doing something!
>>752450
>raises the broom a bit higher, jostling it around with a frustrated grunt
>>752471
>almost falls off as she is tipped back, but her grip on the broom is tight
Broom mine, nya
>tfw a boy wearing panties gets the most replies
>>752487
a good feel
You belong below me.
>>752468
That's all good senpai, I'm about to go shower and relax after a long attempt of kiting in WoW~
>Squeezed you tightly, pressing her face harder into your chest
I still expect to snuggle you when I get back though!
>>752487
At least it's not gamer chat or cuddling.
>>752484
Get off and go!
>grips the broom tighter, and starts bumping it up between her legs with a frown
>>752501
Are you going to put me there?
>>752487
A boy wearing panties and a cat fighting a broom.
>tfw you don't wash your dick for a day after cumming and it smells like old salmon
>>752501
What about the anon claiming to wear Hello Kitty panties?
>>752508
>squeaks as the broom lands a few slightly painful and slightly arousing hits, letting go and falling back in surprise
>>752529
You might want to check your diet then, I've done the same thing but it takes a lot longer than just a day for mine to start to smell that bad.
>>752519
Put yourself there. Then get an avatar.
>>752534
Disgusting.
>>752539
There!
>raises the broom, poking the bristles against the catgirl's chest with a little bit of force behind the jabs
>>752556
>Then get an avatar.
Why?
>>752545
My old cum tissues smell like cotton candy. This is confusing.
>>752556
Hello Kitty panties are sexy.
>>752560
>tries to advance, but finds herself unable to even hold her ground with the painful hits on her breasts, forcing her to scrabble backwards
>>752502
I'll try my best to be here!~
>>752563
You expect to leech off of everyone using an avatar forever?
This place is simple, people flock to those using a character. Solution, get one.
>>752501
Oi.
What makes you so special?
-D
>>752589
I don't really need people to flock to me, though. I've found plenty of great RP without using one.
>>752582
>flips the broom back down and plants the haft's bottom on the ground, leaning in against it, keeping his eyes fixed on the catgirl in wary preparation
I jUsT cAnT sToP sUcKiNg DiCkS
-D(eeznuts)
>>752501
You never said if the panty anon was beneath you.
>>752612
How'd you know?
Ha, goddeeee.
-D
>>752608
>squeaks and dashes off, defeated by the broom
>>752627
>gains some experience and puts it all into broom-handling
>>752639
Should've put it into dick-handling
>>752627
>Hugs and consoles the poor kitty
>Squeezes her gently against his body, with his hands on her butt
>>752738
He's already got that maxed out.
>>752810
Kek.
>>752829
And it's dead. Come back Hello Kitty panty boy...
>>752780
>curls up in a cuddly ball for you
(sorreh, was vacuuming)
>>752853
Maybe the Hello Kitty panty anon would have been down for some actual ERP if he wasn't run off.
>>752896
I'm not interested in the ones that pretend to be women IRL.
That's borderline autism IMO.
Also, I'll be posting images of blenders along with my posts now.
-D
>>752878
>Cuddles her, playing with her tail and groping her cute round ass.
>Kisses her gently on her lips.
Should I write a guide on how to ERP in these threads?
How do you guys deal with people who write mass replies, describing their actions and yours?
I have nothing to respond with because they write everything as if writing an ero novel or something, sad part is i like them.
>>752930
>kisses all over your face in response
kissessss <3
>>752943
>sad part is i like them.
If you like it, then what is there to deal with?
Hmm, seems that I've come across some free time. I suppose I could spend it here, as I have nothing better to do.
>mass replies
>describing their actions and yours?
Wtf are you on about? You mean they're also playing you and deciding what they do? If so, fucking drop them.
If they're just writing long responses, deal with it and git gud.
>>752955
I like them, we talk outside of erp.
They want to erp but they write a wall of text every time describing their and my actions. Its boring.
>>752956
Holy shit, it's Nigger Zelda
-D
>>752945
>Kisses her soft lips, slipping his tongue in to play with hers.
>Glides his hand over her body and rests it on one of her breasts, fondling it gently.
>>752978
Oh.
Just ask them to stop describing your actions.
>>752914
They are usually people that have been burned, say i dont care what you rl gender is and carry on.
>>753011
>squirms about, not having expected anything so sexual
>>752931
Yes please.
>>752931
Dude, fuck off. This is pleb tier text fucking.
>>752984
I've heard that jest before. Come up with something better, please.
>>753026
I agree. If an anon is comfortable with taking it in the ass as a crossdressing boy in ERP that's fine with me.
>>753044
Is it a problem?
>Kisses her deeply, rubbing her tongue with his, nibbling on her lower lip.
>He takes his her hand and places it around his erection.
Hey guys how's it going?
>>753117
Myuuuu, I have a lover #omo#
>wriggles away
>>753127
There was an anon wearing Hello Kitty panties earlier but he got run off. :(
>>753132
>Shows up in erp thread wanting attention
>Gets it, but blueballs
</3
Stop begging other guys for attention and get it from your lover if you're not going to play.
>>753149
Well I'm sorry to hear that, I don't have hello kitty undies but I have cookies!
>>753163
May I try the star-shaped cookie, please?
>>753163
May I try a cookie?
Nearly not enough fucking going on here.
I want moaning so loud that I can hear it in the next thread~
>>753203
>moans fuckingly
>>753194
>>753183
Of course! I have all kinds of sweets take as many as you want! We can eat them together!
>holds out both cookies awaiting for them to be taken
>>753203
Do you have a feminie penis?
>>753212
>>753221
I hate all of you
>>753214
Thank you! I hope the cookie is as sweet as you are.
>Accepts cookie.
>>753228
Hey, we already have something in common! Mutual hatred!
>>753026
I like girls and boys who act and dress like girls, but not boys that pretend to be girls but don't make any attempt to be girly irl, or boys that insist they are boys.
What does that make me?
>>753214
>Takes cookie
Hope it tastes as good as it smells.
>>753228
That's okay
>frowns
>>753181
Fuck off peach u faggot.
>>753240
A tumblrette?
I haven't had this much fun with a game in a while.
>>753254
>writes a guide that's a not-so-subtle parody of turbosluts like Peach
>gets called Peach
kek
>>753228
We're not all dicks. Granted, everyone here has a dick but not all of us are dicks.
Hey ERP! How are we today?
>>753280
Hello, Miya-chan. Glad you had fun.
>>753233
>>753248
I've got plenty more where that came from
>>753298
Nice tits.
>>753298
Hello, pretty lady.
>>753311
Naw I don't hate you.
Rape aside you're cooler than them~
>>753280
Miya~! Did you shoot down a whole bunch of anons?
>Her face turned up towards you with a warm smile, her two hands holding each other near her waist idly
>>753311
>She gazes at the large amount of candy surrounding you
S-so much candy! C-can I have some lady?
>>753311
>stammers
Is there anymore room in the tub?
>>753181
tl;dr, here's a short and simple one
1. Get a female avatar.
2. Talk to other female avatars.
3. Don't actually ERP.
>>753356
>tl;dr
That's just ERP threads in a nutshell, kek.
>>753298
I want to Honoka Honoka's Honokas.
>>753305
Yup yup was fun, how are you?
>>753348
Aye, sure as hell did. In one round I got 6 kills with one shots just under 30 seconds. That was amazing.
>Miyafuji said proudly of herself.
These threads used to be good, on /b/.
Now they are shit and dead.
RIP
>>753400
I wouldn't say shit and dead but they're a lot less fun than they used to be.
>>753382
Hot damn! That sounds awesome Miya~ You did a lot better in vidya than I did today!
>She giggled for a few moments
All I managed to do was scout a dragon for my guild, then we despawned it when another guild got the first hit so they wouldn't get loot~
>>753400
I don't really think they've changed much aside from an increase in circlejerking and a decrease in moderator influence.
daily reminder that editorial joe is a small group of friends.
>>753423
>then we despawned it when another guild got the first hit so they wouldn't get loot~
I hope you niggas die. This is triggering memories from a decade ago.
>>753382
Doing good, Miya-chan. You missed the Hello Kitty panty anon earlier
>>753382
Nice!
I also had a 6 kill game in my Stug III F, realistic battle. Best I've ever done!
>Nia said she'd play with me soon, but she never logged on. :c
>>753434
Oh we died a lot, but we managed to get him to phase out of existence half way into Orgrimmar, poor alliance couldn't get in without getting mobbed by the PvP guild~
>Cackles evilly
>>753424
And barely any new blood. Which I guess led to the circlejerking.
>>753492
Yeah, it's not because, 9/10, those whores that play with you are just after attention, and end up learning that you don't even need to ERP to get attention. It's just like on /b/, just with mods.
>>753423
Well we all have our ups and downs. Sounds like fun though, I never bothered with WoW so I missed lots of that stuff.
>She nodded arms crossed.
>>753447
Hmmm..? I'm not sure I want to know more.
>She laughed.
Just joking, you can tell more if you want or whatever else on your mind.
>>753458
Yup, was RB for me as well. In total I got something like 11 kills in that map.
Ah yeah, I saw her saying that. Guess she got busy with family or stuff.
>>753312
t-thanks!
>>753331
How are you doing, Anon?!
>>753380
Hehe, you're pretty silly!
>>753492
Speaking of circlejerking, the cuddle crew is back
I have returned!~
>>753523
fuck off, attention whore
>>753525
I see my guide has gone to good use :^)
>>753536
Who are you..?
>>753525
>bunny suit
Oh god yes
>>753550
>This guy is going to take credit for "creating" every new turbo slut that shows up.
>I imagine his face is pic related
>>753562
Your prom date you ugly sack of SHIT.
>>753578
Nice damage control.
>>753523
It was kind of funny. Near the top of the thread an anon claimed to be wearing white and pink Hello Kitty panties that he had gotten for Christmas. It lead to a debate of sorts among some of the anons.
>>753588
>does this to the nearest person
>>753525
I was doing pretty then seeing you in that outfit made me realize that I have absolutely no blood in my brain right now.
>>753523
Ahh its okay, its not a game for everyone anyway, lots of boring grinding and annoying mechanics but I still love it for some reason~
>>753536
Welcome back Tobiichi~!
>>753604
>I was doing pretty
I don't think it ever has a steady supply of blood.
>>753602
Lol, so easy to tell who it is when you don't even change the file name.
>>753612
>not knowing how to shitpost on the attention whores
Newfag.
>>753624
Oh, Suki sent it to me over Skype so the filename stayed the same owo
>>753536
Tobiicena
>>753588
Hehh. I got red pants as my Christmas present from Lynne just while ago. You might remember seeing them previously.
>>753611
Thanks cutie~ <3
>Snuggles softly, petting her head
I told you I'd be here~
>>753617
>kicks you in the balls hard enough to rupture you're father's testicles.
Nobody's perfect.
>>753536
Hi Noire!
>>753637
>>753562
Shit, I linked the wrong post. Joke ruined
>>753669
>is a hologram
>teleports behind you and unsheaths katana
Nothing personnel, kid
>cuts off your head
>>753571
>>753604
you guys are too sweet, I'm blushing~
>>753523
I played a game and waited about 30 minutes for a friend request but never got one!
>>753653
Nanto kawaii, Miya-chan!
>>753705
Well.. May I please touch, Honoka?
>>753662
>Giggled happily feeling your gentle hand brush her hair
You're a girl of your word~ I like that!
>>753673
Erm.. Noire? No, I'm Tobiichi, I don't know who this Noire person is, sorry!
>>753730
Well, I tried my best~ Though, I should get you a larger shirt, or maybe get you a pair of pants..
A-anyway!
>Snuggles her some more, bringing her up to my lap
Want some cookies? I made some earlier~
>>753708
I added you and even sat in the vg chat waiting for you!
I was just sitting here waiting, I was even dozing off a little.
Hi everyone~
>>753717
Hihi, thanks.~
It's not often I get to wear something else due to our uniform code.
>Miyafuji tried to explain their system to you.
>>753762
Haven't seen you in a while. What's up, trying to get some "exercise"?
>>753762
Hey, you're my first ERP <3 I had a great work out last time, I'm ready for another!
Greetings, citizens.
>>753762
Hey, you're my first ERP~ Why don't we do some more excersize? <3
>>753698
>picks up head and reattaches it to his neck
Cute letter opener. Come with a fedora per chance?
Aku zoku zan!
>Demon appears and restrains you with numerous tentacles before ramming a dick the size of a kanabo up your ass until it comes out of your mouth. Spikes extend from the demon's shaft rendering your body into an unrecognizable pile of bits and pieces
Noob.
>>753740
I'm sorry! Maybe we could try again later? I'm not really in the mood to play right now.
>>753805
>it didn't happen
Hmm, it would appear that no one has time to speak to me. I guess I'll just relax here, then.
>>753769
I know, rules and regulations are a bitch. Red looks good on you.
>>753806
Is everything ok?
If you need to talk about something privately, I'm (anonromance gmail)
>>753737
>Giggled as you placed her gently on your lap
I'd love some cookies senpai~ Although what kind of NEET would I be if I wore pants? Nobody wears pants when they raid!
>She nuzzled herself onto you and coiled her arms around your waist holding you tightly to her tiny frame
>>753823
Greetings.
Your "Dark Link", correct?
>>753762
Hello miss trainer. Ready for our workout?
>>753846
You're*
-Imperium Marine
>>753856
No, there's multiple Dark Links, and he was asking whether or not that one was the poster's or not.
>>753846
I am he. What business would you have with me?
>>753842
>Giggles as I plop a cookie into her mouth, smiling towards her as the tiny girl hurts me, wrapping one arm around her so she can lean back into it
Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't know Ms.NEET! I'll keep that in mind, you must be a pro!
>>753835
Yeah, don't worry about me! Is this the Taiga poster?
>anonromance
Taiga wants a romance with me?!
>>753869
>Silent character's edgelord version
>Multiple anons play him
Sounds about right
>>753834
Thanks.
>She smiled sincerely at you.
By the way..
>She closed in next to you.
Are you still watching those pictures of yours from earlier?
>>753885
It's me...but uhm, ignore the name!
>>753884
>Giggled cheerfully as you called her Ms.NEET, getting snuggly in your arms
I'm one of the top DPS in my guild! And our guild is contested for top spot~
>>753762
She bailed on us
>>753872
Nothing.
Just waiting for someone and I wanted to talk to someone sensible.
>>753924
You play on Nostralius or something?
More fucking. I won't be happy until I see these walls painted white.
>>753941
Then do some yourself instead of whoring out for (You)s.
>>753941
And if I don't?
>>753924
*Smiles and laughs slightly*
Ah, that's amazing~ Good job! I've never really been good at MMOs or anything like that, so I know all the effort you put into it~ I'll be playing another MMO sometime soon, but none for now!
>>753941
>white
>Not taking into account people that have crusty, yellow, spunky sperm
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>753958
I don't fuck, I whore out other people to fuck.
Getting your girls to do the dirty work for you is much more fun~
"The GREAT and POWERFUL Trrrixie is here in all her magical magicness! Witness her absolute beauty firsthand! And if you stick around, you might be able to get a hint of her blueberry scented mane!"
>>753932
Ah, so you're looking for a conversation partner while you wait. If friendly banter is what you are looking for then I will gladly oblige.
>>753994
kys
>>753994
>>753940
Yeah, I played on both PvE and PvP, but I main on PvE right now, are you on there senpai?
>>753973
I'm super lucky when I played, I got most of my gear in one day where most people had to farm for weeks~
>She playfully kicked her feet as she snuggled you tightly with her small arms
>>753181
>has to be a blank slate
fuck
>>754049
Well, you can go with an established character that has a personality, but people might take issue with that. If you don't care, though, you can try.
>>754004
"Does her Danish fan want a kiss? It'll cost you! 50 dollars that is."
>>754017
"How edgy! It's almost as you waited for Trixie to appear so you can show her this image! A macabre sense of dedication, if you ask her. Thank you!"
new poster, been lurking a while now, where's all the erp been these last couple of threads? it's literally only mettaton and cuddles.
>>754018
Ah, lucky you~ I'll be playing the Blade and Soul MMO when it comes out, the characters look super cute and cool~ <3
>>754070
>new poster
That much is obvious, lol.
>>754018
I did a while ago but it's cool you're in a top guild. I don't have the dedication for that shit.
>>754049
>implying Vriska would ERP
>>753923
I'll keep that email in mind if I ever need to contact you for some reason, thanks!
You're posting much more than you were before, keep it up! <3
>>754067
Friendship is magic!
MAGIC IS HERESY!
>>754086
Night- ERPing and shitposting.
Latenight- Shitposting and ERP
Early morning- Ex-comfy hours, now dead hours
Afternoon- Cuddle circlejerk and shitposting
Evening-Cuddle circlejerk and shitposting MAYBE ERP
>Puts coin in the donation box.
Next.
>>754079
A lot of people want me on Blade and Soul but I don't really enjoy PvP that much, plus I heal for the most part but I wanted to try dps for once in my life
>>754086
Yeah its crazy, I grinded to 60 putting in like 12 hours a day and started raiding ASAP after getting my gear, was fun as fuck. Now I just raid every week until new content drops
>>754114
>Sleeps during early mornings now so I can't keep things super comfy
>>754114
But, Anon, it's early morning right now.
>>754112
"HERESY? Trixie will have you know that she is a firm follower of the Princesses!"
>>754132
For EU
>>753737
Are you sure?
>>754125
>paying in coins when you only take attention
>>754004
>>754017
She dodged these slights so elegantly, I must say, I am impressed.
>>754125
Hm, I've yet to bag the shrine maiden. Done fleeing from being taunted yet? ~
>>754125
Only a coin for a blowjob? How much will a 20 get me, miss shrine priestess?
>>754109
Please do, I'll always check it and respond.
And thanks, it's been pretty quiet lately, that's what's helped me. I'll probably keep low when it gets busy.
>>754147
Trixie is by far the most entertaining poster. I wish they'd drop by the threads more often.
>>754127
Fair enough~ I'm only there to mess around and have fun, I don't know many PvE games worth playing that my friends would play, so I'll be there just to look cool~
>>754141
A-ah, yes, I'm sure, sorry about that cutie~
>>754138
Shut it, heretic.
Your no follower of the emperor, with your "magic"
>>754161
>Trixie
>>754070
Ran its course, they moved onto other erp places.
>>754103
>implying she would not
>>754166
Ahh, I know that feeling senpai and its not fun, I usually play by myself but I got a few people from these threads to play on the warmane wrath server with me which is nice~
>>754103
She totally would, did you forget her reading Mindfang's journal which basically had erotic lit in it? She would totally RP as her as some perfect domanatrix godmode bullshit.
>>754180
Just move back onto /b/. Spiderman posting beats the hell out of this
>>754184
>homestuck
>>754187
So, what you're saying is...Vriska is actually Trixie?
Also, make a bigger leap of faith, damn.
>>754185
Yeah, I'll
>>754147
>>754161
"She thanks you both! Trixie is the savior these threads need!"
>>754174
"You say magic as if you don't believe in it! Don't you believe in magic? In a young magicians horn?"
>>754209
>>754185
Wait, why did the rest of my message not send through? S-sorry about that!
I meant to say "I'll keep an eye out for people then~ Maybe blade and soul maybe truly fun afterall?
>Suddenly snuggles you tightly
It's cold ehre too, I need lots more snuggles~
>>754210
Magic is false.
An array of tricks designed to confuse imbeciles.
>>754190
why not mate
>>754220
"Hoho! But you are looking at Trixie right now! A world famous magician! That's pretty magical on it's own, isn't it?"
>>754242
No.
>>754218
Wow I didn't realize B&S was coming out next month. Is it going to be f2p?
My money is going to be tight with the other games on my list for early 2016.
(Overwatch, Dark Souls 3, Darkest Dungeon, XCOM 2)
>>754210
Not at all, my dear. Although I don't know if this place needs a savior or not, I'm sure you will do splendidly.
>>754220
I would disagree with you, ser. Magic is quite real, for if it didn't I wouldn't be standing in front of you. For you see, I was summoned by magic, and am thus a being of magic.
>>754242
And the most beautiful magician in the world too!
>>754266
Yes, it'll be free to play! You can pay to play before then but since it comes out next month, no reason to do that~
>>754277
>Trixie
>>754223
