/ERP/ Chicken Alfredo edition
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>>2201529
RIP best Meow
>>2203513
You clearly did though, but you were looking like Aigis at the time, don't YOU start lying now.
(tfw I maybe put more effort into a shitpost rp than the real one I'm doing....sorry Nui)
>>2203486
>>2203620
b-bastard!
>>2203461
>>2203513
>Ryuko takes the chainsaw and runs it into his shoulder, blood splattering everywher as she slowly works through the bone and drives it down until comes out at his hip, leaving him in two pieces. As the slowmo activates and his pieces seperate the camera cuts to a close up of her lips as she whispers "Search Results
How to Pronounce 'Requiescat In Pace'". Avenged Sevenfold plays in the background
>>2203524
>Ryuko shoots up off of her back, sitting up, her stomach pressing into the top of her head as she squeezes your head tighter
F-fcuk what are you doing??
>She pants and squints her eyes, tilting her head back, all the stimulation becoming way too much, sweat starting to bead on her skin, her legs quivering more against your head, her ass repeatedly squeezing on your fingers, and slit practically leaking at this point
>>2203331
I totally don't have 1.5K hours.
>>2203335
It'll happen soon.
>>2203360
I'm a fucking Shaco main, bro.
>>2203351
I'm on EUW, punk.
>>2203633
>It'll happen soon.
What do I have to do to win your love sooner?
>>2203518 (J)
>finally, the dildo bottoms out in your throat, bulging your neck out, every desperate swallow clearly visible through the stretched skin. Her hand releases the device impaling your throat, moving to the base of it, fiddling until a click is heard. From within the toy, two pull cords are retrieved and wrapped behind your head, then latched together, securing the rubber cock in position as the cords strain against their latch, as they automatically retract like a measuring tape when released. Hands now free, they move to your nose, pinching it shut.
Now, either you cum, or you pass out. I'll let go before you suffer any lasting damage, but Trixie's cock isn't going anywhere. Looks like a snug fit, hope it's comfy!
>>2203633
Shaco was the last jungle i learned before i quit actually, i was Noc before he got nerfed beyond use and i haven't felt motivated to go back since then
/ERP/ Dota stack when?
>>2203515
>Licking off all of her juices from his face and his fingers, feeling and watching her swallow his cum..he was satisfied. His cock now recovering from the intense orgasm, excess semen leaking out of his tip, his breathing was heavy as well. A sheen of sweat covered his forehead as he turned to look at Iowa who was equally as tired. A weak but loving smile crossed his face as he held her in his arms. They were naked, covered in a mixture of sweat and each other's juices...but they loved each other.
Iowa..I'm so glad I met you.
>He muttered softly, holding her tightly and caressing her golden hair.
>>2203590
Hehe~
>She hugs you tightly.
Well enjoy your stay here! it's good to have you around.
>>2203587
H-heh...
>Dokuro shakes nervously to his touch, slowly but surely leaning in.
T-that sounds nice...
>>2203618
T-thanks for the advice...
Still, why can't a angel and devil be together...
>She softly spoke, voice going soft as she looks down.
I, don't know what to think...
>>2203378
>She places her foot against his forehead
You're just saying that to make me feel better.
>>2203620
Erica?
>>2203632
>"Search Results How to Pronounce 'Requiescat In Pace'".
Wait wha-
>Sawing noises
>>2203547
Hmph
No imagination
Grab your dick then...and...jerk off I guess
>She pouts with her eyes closed for a moment before opening them again
Do it faster than before, but hold it more loosely, grope around with your balls some more too. And...you know what...spit out your underwear, you're no fun!
(Not feeling at my best for JOI anymore tonight. Hate to do this, it's not like me. Just going to ERP with the other Anon for now.)
>>2203597
>She lowers herself to the ground and walks toward you
Well, I thought since you were so good last time, maybe I could do something I don't normally do...
>She sits down beside you
Since I scared off that little anon with a bit of history, I had nobody to answer my question! So, to enlighten you all just a bit more today, in 1792 on this very day, President George Washington, a legend among giants and a giant among legends, he who would show us all the path of democracy, issued the first veto in the history of the United States once again carving another path that others would follow in the future.
The North attempted to enact a bill the divide up seats in the House ultimately favoring their own side, General Washington, a man from the noble state of Virginia, was obviously biased against this. However, it was the wise words of Thomas Jefferson that convinced him to veto it, as it would have unconstitutionally provided for a number of representatives higher than in the Constitution.
Though it was attempted to be overthrown, the bill was ultimately scrapped and remade to equally favor both sides. The veto power was one of the most controversial aspects of the President as the Founding Fathers feared that the Executive may become a tyrannical King who could throw down laws where ever he pleased. However, time would show through General Washington's leadership that power could be handed down peacefully from elected leader to elected leader without fear of usurpation.
>>2203651
But I'm only 4.5k MMR ;_;
On a side note, I was thinking about doing Lina in these threads for a while....maybe I should go through with it.
anyone here prefer or just like erping on steam? always looking for new lewd buddies.
Someone was looking for me?
>>2203673
I was 4.2k until I hardcore tilted down to 4k.
>>2203583
>He swallows and bows his head, still happy he was given another chance
I will, princess.. I'm sorry for letting you down.
>new thread
>>2203682
do you have room in your sperm tank tonight? i need to desposite
>>2203650
>nerfed beyond use
Nigga what, I main Noc and always wreck face with him.
Hell, all that I feel that they nerfed was his ult.
>>2203592
>>2203607
(Yeah, that was me...)
>>2203589
(Hmm, I see...)
>>2203661
>Link lets himself fall back, looking up to Midna in confusion.
Is there something wrong, mistress Midna?
>>2203682
I require a robot lady to keep me company, surely you can sit beside me and satisfy this request.
>>2203682
Yes I was.
>>2203695
Man it must be awkward for Roger to clean that shit up.
>>2203690
Hmph!
Just keep that in mind for next time, Richard.
You were still pretty loyal I guess.
help
- HG
>>2203671
Something you...d-don't normally...?
>I shudder a bit at your approach, gloves on my hands as I nervously watch your strides
>>2203661
Erica speaking.
>>2203534 (Lupin)
>Alarmingly enough, as you warp behind her as if you disappeared into thin air, you reappear only to meet her burningly curious gaze yet again. It seems like you warped right back in front of her actually, you didn't even see her turn to face you as you reached your new location. And there's her knife-edged smile, and perplexing, shining blue eye. They're almost the only parts of her body visible to you, simply because she is standing so absurdly close to you again
Awwww, why not~? What's the harm in me wanting to have a little fun~?
>>2203632
(Oh you're doing fine, don't sweat it. Although expedience would be appreciated, I've got an hour or so to get on outta here.)
>Nui drinks deep of the outright fountain of sweet, sweet honey drooling from your tight pink pussy, siphoning up every last drop and swallowing hefty mouthfuls of your girlcum like it's the most delicious beverage in the whole wide world. Her fingers slow for a fraction of a second, and then her fourth finger intrudes upon your ass, stretching it even wider to accommodate for her pushing almost her entire hand into your less used hole. She's got no room to move from your lips, not even enough space to slide her mouth up and fasten her pearly whites around your stiff clit, so all she can do is push herself to go as fast as she possibly can. And you, knowing how fast Nui can go if she really devotes herself to it, aren't even prepared for the whirlwing of movement her tongue becomes. Her appendage tornadoes and whirls, lathering a thick glaze of saliva across your entire sex, and letting its run-off drip down your taut, firm asscheeks. And she doesn't know even a single sign of stopping or slowing, not until you cum for her
>>2203660
Why can't a angel and a devil be together? Well, I don't know Dokuro. That's answer you have to ask God for. Not me.
>>2203673
....My knowledge of such events are... failing me at the moment.
>>2203663
Can I keep your belt if you die here, Deano?
>>2203618
Mmhmm! Thanks!
>She bobbed her head up and down as she continued humming and scrubbing her own arms down. At the occasionally touch, Iowa would flinch towards the source.
Need any soap over there?
>>2203657
Ah...
>She didn't resist as she was brought into his arms. All that was required of her was to close her eyes and bask in their radiance, only nodding into his chest at his words.
Mmhmm...
>>2203514 (Nui)
>still reeling from your manhandling, muscles screaming in pain, pinned to hard floor, he shouts up at you, rage etched into his features
What the fuck!? I said I liked freaky, not getting beaten to death! No, you know what, I'm done with you, psycho bitch. Let me up, or I'll knock your lights out. Cops won't have a problem believing these bruises, so don't try to pull that card.
>>2203632
>Shitpost RP
That Stings darlin.
Stings just as much as it does back home waitin.
H..Hey you guys..
Hopefully-y I'm better ton-night..
>>2203651
>pokes butt
>>2203712
>She leans in close and smiles, pinching your cheek
You're pretty cute~
>>2203499
Sleep well~
>>2203565
Lelouch, it's fine if you wish to spoil me, I can teach you to understand more but first you must speak with her~
Other than that I feel you need to tighten your defenses...
>>2203720
Hey uh, could you fit another anon in there?
>>2203729
>she ran towards Kuga and lunged onto him, keeping him in a firm lock so he couldn't escape the hold.
Kugie~
>>2203720
the way you say that... its probably the right kind of harm when you have fun~
>he moves closer to her.... sure he cant get away now
>>2203618
Likewise
>>2203659
>Chuckles and gives her ass a good squeeze
I know I'll enjoy myself here....
>>2203673
. . .
>>2203646
His eyes widen, his cock throbbing hard as his airways are obstructed, his panicked groans muted by the large toy. He looks up at you, pleading with his eyes, gagging even harder on the horse cock now.
>>2203671
>He continues to play with himself, looking to the side shamefully, though he does not immediately spit his soaked boxers out, suckling at them even still.
(Hey, it's all good. You're just helping tease me, so I'm happy. Hope you have a good night anyways!)
>>2203700
(Hard to say whether Vanilla or cute Link works better for me tonight)
>>2203663
(did you like it? :3)
>Ryuko throws the chainsaw to the ground and leaves the corpse
I should get a cookie
>She skips off at the thought of treats
>>2203715
>Hugs Erica
I killed the bad man for you
>>2203720
(on it holmes)
>It takes all the stength in her body to turn you over, not letting your mouth leave as she puts you on your back and puts her weight on your face, planting it firmly
I-I want to beg you to stop, my ass hurts, but y-your tongue feels so good, d-don't stop
>On of her hands remains on your head, making sure you push back into her slit as it pushes down on you, and her free hand gripping her breast, kneeding it softly
>>2203739
ur dead
>>2203695
Subtlety is not your forte, is it?
>>2203702
Company? Yes, I can spare some minutes.
My name is R. Dorothy Wayneright, what's yours?
>>2203703
How can I help you?
>>2203744
I'll speak with her... what do you mean has my defenses become damaged?
>>2203673
You should do Death Prophet. So you can suck as good as her E... Balance of power. Hah.
>>2203708
>He smiles weakly and bows one last time
Yes of course princess! I'll show just how loyal I am next time!
>>2203700
Nothing is wrong. I wanted to see if you were fragile is all.
>>2203715
Is everything alright?
>She floats close to the German girl
>>2203743
>I blush, swallowing hard as your black fingers squeeze around my cheek.
Tha...um...thank you...~
>>2203740
Hi cutie.
>>2203660
>His head scratching turns into sensual rubbing, becoming slower, softer.
So if you say it shouldn't be rushed, do you wanna take the lead?
>>2203748
> Doesn't even try to break your lock.
Erica trapped me, ooohhh the humanity...
>>2203773
How much maintenance does it require for a robot to remain operational? I forgot.
>>2203773
Well.... um how are you on this lovely night? I.... um may have a request.
>>2203773
Avrin Nevarius Of Neverwinter
But you can call me Anon
>>2203740
Chihiro! Jjust who I wanted to see.
I have something for you.
>He runs back to find something, then comes back to hand you a pink stuffed rabbit, twice as big as his head
Just as promised. You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
>>2203729
>>2203748
Aren't you two 2 young to be doin Dirty Deeds.
>>2203771
Yeah about that.
YOU FUCKING MISSED MY HEAD DARLIN.
MY RYUKO WOULD HAVE KILLED ME ALREADY, NOT THIS CHEAP FAKE.
>>2203754
Mmeh~..
>She leans into you feeling her plump ass being squeezed.
Looks like you understand this place..
>>2203771
Thank ye Matoi
>she squeezed Matoi as a squeaking noise was heard when she squeezed
>>2203778
Yep, everything is fine, why do you ask?
>>2203784
You need to put a happy 3 face on, I cant enjot Kugie if he's not a smiling one.
>>2203723
I, don't understand...
A-and yet...
>She blushes, chortling softly.
I don't, want to lose you...
>>2203783
>A low purr noise can be heard from Dokuro, as if she didn't hear the question...
>>2203778
O-oh...
How did I fair, mistress? Did I do well?
>>2203768
(I guess Link since I already have him out...)
>>2203807
No were not, and if you were cut in half, wouldn't you have bleed out?
>>2203740
Ehehe!
Ehehahahaha!
Found you!
>Stealthily Iowa approaches him from behind, he eyes glowing with anticipation that she found the little boy again. She pounces on him, sweeping him up into a large bear hug.
Got you now!
>>2203760
>she coldly watches your eyes bulge as you begin to panic, unmoved by your silent pleas
Look at that faggot cock go! Don't tell me...the thought of dying on your mistress's cock is getting you off. Maybe...maybe I shouldn't let go once you black out, maybe you'll cum harder than ever right on the brink of death. Only one way to find out!
>>2203809
Only food can make happy Erica.
>>2203733
No no, I got it.
>She looks around for soap in her stall. Luckliy, she finds a bottle of shampoo. Asellus takes the bottle and squeeze the contents into her own hands. She rubs her hands against Iowa's back again, hopefully making this pleasing for her.
Are you... relaxed by this Iowa?
>>2203810
Then I shall stand by your side Dokuro.
>She walks over to Dokuro's side, not wanting to leave her alone now that she has said such a thing.
I will also please you... in anyway I can.
>>2203807
too bad, suffer
>>2203809
<3 cuddle me later
>>2203782
Hi..
B..But um.. I..I'm not cute..
>>2203806
>Chihiro gasps as soon as he sees the bunny, he run taps in place. He seems very excited.
H..Haaaaaah! It looks so amazing!!
>He runs towards you, hugging its mass and almost knocking you over. You can feel him rubbing his head across it, still in your arms.
S..So soffftt-t..
>He says rather dreamily, arms clutching the bunny.
>>2203822
A..Aaah! Wh..What the heck!?
>He struggles, but then stops as he realises who it is. Her massive breasts pushing against the boy.
O..Oh.. It's you I-Iowa..
>>2203673
>4.5k ELO
that's actually alot
>>2203780
>She shifts around behind you and slips her gloved arms under yours, wrapping them around your chest and whispering into your ear
Nervous?
>>2203810
Oh...well in that case~
>Lifting the angel up to set her onto his lap, he starts to undo her upper layers of clothing while nuzzling the back of her head with his nose.
>>2203826
>He shakes his head, almost trying to talk around the girth stuffing his throat and blocking his air. He continues to look up at you pleadingly, eyelids already beginning to flick and flutter slightly.
>>2203838
Make me happy *
>And some sleep
>>2203849
You are cute. Very cute. As much as I'd like to keep calling you cute, though, I'll leave you alone to tend to the others that have your attention.
>>2203816
(Hmm, maybe I should have looked at the clock a bit more. I'll try to get at you later)
>>2203777
(Hope you enjoyed it!)
>>2203774
No not at all, I am suggesting you seek more firepower.
>She take another bite of her pizza.
Lately it seems there's an increase in female ships, battle ships. I don't know much but from what I seen, these girls can be powerful assets. I know of the one named Nakano, she is pretty and very loving. I haven't bothered her today mainly due to myself being busy and letting her play with her friends.
>She takes one more bite of the pizza.
I suggest gaining new allies on your conquest
>>2203821
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M RUNNING OUT OF BLOOD FLY GIRL?
>>2203846
>Points a severed arm at you
>Bleeds all over you
FAKER.
>>2203856
>I swallow hard again, eyes darting around in an attempt to avoid eye contact, my face growing red as you tease my chest.
M...mhm...
>>2203872
(I could of gotten on 2 hours ago. But I wanted some time thats on the PC that isnt with ERP. Sorry~ Also.. Tfw nobody thinks of me as their favorite ERPer.)
>>2203876
I..It's okay.. I can talk to m-multiple people..
>>2203735
>As you shout up at the bouncy, happy blonde haired Couturier, her eye suddenly ignites with a fire you haven't seen in it before. Her curious blue iris flares into a cool blue star, shining down upon you, boring into you with a look that sends shivers up your spine. But her smile stays the exact same wide, ecstatic grin as she slicks your bare shaft with her juices, rocking her hips faster and faster for several agonizing seconds of white-hot pleasure, before she stops. With slow, calculated movements she raises her hips, teasing your raised head just inside the barest fraction of her moistened folds, before she drops her hips like a weight and forces you inside her crushingly tight, drooling wet pussy in an instant. But her eye never leaves yours, her hands moving to your face and cupping it in both of her palms as she looks down on her prey
You really think I'll let you leave~? Silly little toy... didn't I say already~? You're mine now, and this is your new home, and I won't ever ever EVER let you go! I'll milk you every day and every night, over and over again, whether you want me to or not, because you're mine to toy with as I please~!
>>2203745
(Ah fuck... I really wish I could, but I've only got about an hour before I gotta run, so I doubt I'd be giving you a good enough scene in that time. Sorry!)
>>2203751
>The girl in the pink dress doesn't waver or back away as you advance forward, moving so close to her that you could probably kiss her before she even had time to react. But she simply meets you gaze calmly, still as a statue once more, before she reaches up and boops you on the nose with one of her long, lithe digits, a disarmingly childish gesture from the chilling girl you just witnessed she is under that cutesy exterior
I just realized I don't even know your name! Should I~?
>>2203886
Holy shit Dean! Are you alright man!?
Any ships set sail yet?
>>2203787
Not as much as you'd believe.
Humans need maintenance too, do they not?
>>2203795
I am doing fine.
What kind of request is that?
>>2203802
Anon. Anon. I see. There seems to be a lot of Anons around here.
>>2203838
Hmm..
You can eat the sweet mobile!
>>2203886
Yes it does, your screaming doesnt help your case either.
>>2203846
Will do~!
>>2203879
(Oh I did! Same to you!)
>>2203863
>she raises her free hand into the air, slapping your cheek harder as she finishes each sentence
Hmm, what's that?
>smack
I can't hear you, there's a massive horse cock in your throat
>Smack!
You'll have to speak louder!
>SMACK!
>>2203897
I'm sure you can, but I wouldn't want to make things difficult for you, or slower for them. So, we'll talk another time, cutie.
>>2203886
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, i am standing here with a very messed up Dean Ambrose, now tell me Dean, what is going on right now as we speak?
>>2203906
Anons do not require much maintenance to survive. Social skills are traded off for this survival technique though, so it's a bit of an even trade off there.
>>2203890
>She presses herself into your back as she reaches down to your thighs, draping her chin over your shoulder and teasing her hot breath all over your blushing face
>>2203839
Mm! Not too bad Asellus! You certainly know how to use those hands...are you a masseuse or something? Actually...what do you do? I don't even know.
>She throws her head back letting out a relaxing sigh of relief as you worked her back.
>>2203849
You better believe it! I'm not letting you go this time!
>She swings you to and fro in the air like a young girl with a new puppy.
How's everything going, adorable?
>>2203754
No need to be afraid, Abyssal.
>>2203776
Hm...not a lot of DP content out there...but ghost blowjob I guess?
>>2203853
I mean, it's alright. I've queued into RTZ a few times if that counts for anything
>>2203872
(I dunno, I feel like I'm getting lazy lately...but thanks anyways <3~)
>>2203922
Dubs have spoken.
>>2203771
>Nui's eye widens a little as you shift positions, pinning her head to the ground under your hips and beginning to rock your sex against her swirling, lashing tongue. Though she quickly takes the new leverage in stride, moving her free hand up in a blind, desperate reach, straining hard to be able to reach up and pinch your unattended nipple between two of her fingers, before she twists it cruelly hard, sparking a fire through your nerves in a whole new way to add to the sensation of her literally trying to tongue your dry. But as per your request, she doesn't let up with the movements of her other hand, and her four fingers plunge as deep into your ass as they possibly can, wriggling and worming against your tunnel as they go, and moving with more and more intensity the longer you dare to hold yourself back from letting your mind break into the pure, all consuming void of your climax
>>2203849
>He stumbles a bit, surprised by the tackle. He smiles and chuckles, wrapping his arms around your back.
I'm glad you liked it! It wasn't easy to find. But I managed to snatch the last one they had!
>>2203933
They speak through all of us, in the best of times and abandon us whenever we lose our way.
>>2203902
Oh hey, you finally decide to fuck that boat yet?
>>2203907
>>2203918
Oh fuck this bullshit, I'm going back to the Hunger Games.
At least there, Ryuko cares about me enough to actually hurt me inside.
>Walks out of the ERP thread
>>2203904
Karl and DMG are both desperately trying to get one ship to set sail from port. Meanwhile Innocent Boy got friendzoned by Miyafuji.
>>2203808
Considering I cold smell the jizz from miles away....Yes~
>>2203927
HA! I don't fear you Kanmusu....And I never will!!
>>2203927
>DP
Windrunner for the kinky shackles
>>2203927
I guess so. Even if I was using a joke and we have a Bow here. A ghost blowjob sound nice.
>>2203809
>She turns away from Erica with a frown
I see...I guess I'm not noticeable to you lately.
>>2203816
>Her magical neon orange hair creep up to Young Link and flicks him in the nose.
You're still sturdy even as a sissy boy.
Is there an Anon that would give me their soul? I can make it painless!
>>2203954
Bye bye, don't let Brock's rock hard cock hit your pansy ass on the way out!
>>2203915
I..If you think so...
>>2203927
C..Carefull!
>He gasps, his feet coming off the ground.
I...I'm okay.. H..How about you Io-owa?
>He would relax in your arms, but your grip is so tight he cant move at all.
>>2203950
Let's go play with it!!
>He shouts, for once not stuttering. It seems he's very excited about this.
>>2203900
(No worrys love!)
>>2203914
>His cheek reddens more and more after each successive strike, the pain awakening him from his oncoming stupor. He looks up at you, gagging loudly around his member as he obediently tries to speak around the shaft lodged in his mouth.
Akh! Gllk!
>>2203967
But I've already done 3 genocide runs! I can only get past Sans so many times Chara.
>>2203927
What do I do? Well... I am a ruler of a country, I charm beautiful women... and... that's about it really.
>She goes on Iowa's shoulders, rubbing them gently.
And the name of my country is Facinaturu, home of the Mystics.
>>2203925
>I give a soft moan as you glide your silken palms along my legs, my lips quivering as you tease me with your warm breath.
L-Lambd-d-d...~
>>2203966
No no no!
>she turned Midna around with a frown of her own
Im sorry for not being there for you, it's just difficult you know?
>>2203954
>Follows back to HG.
>>2203977
(Next time, I promise you you'll get a chance to do torrid, lewd things to my petite young body!)
>>2203954
And no comments from the bleeding wrestler.... Why do i always arrive when he leaves?
>>2203900
>his eyes dart back and forth frantically as you grip his head, frozen with fear as your chilling words register in his mind, addled by the indescribable sensation of your walls clamping around his mast, waves of pleasure further confusing the frightened man. Regaining some composure, he calls out
I fucking warned you!
>and swings a fist at the psychotic visage looming over him, rearing up with force
>>2203990
>>2203954
Wait Dean! I'm coming too!
>Follows Dean out of Erp thread
>>2203957
At least Innocent Boy got a blowjob out of it.
>>2203959
Ahaha, I guess I just haven't noticed~! I've been around for a while.
>>2203969
OH RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YA?
THE LOSING EVERYTHING I HAVE THING I EVER CARED ABOUT THING I MEAN, NOT BROCK'S DICK.
>Slams the door
>>2203943
>It quickly becomes too much, your tongue lapping too deep insider her, even getting a bit of pleasure from her tortured ass, her body shivering as her entrances give one last squeeze, before her slit explodes, spraying one last burst of her sweet juice all over you, splattering your face in her liquid. it takes a bit for it all to release, and after it does she collapses forward, her ass in the air and face in the ground as she pants, still ontop of you just not holding herself there
>>2203954
>legit didn't know HG had a Ryuko
kek
>>2203957
>Will never make this chart.
>>2203995
But i want you to do lewd torrid things to me!
>>2203959
>Rubs horns
>>2204021
>Iktf...
>>2203957
>still not relevant
guess I need to shitpost more :^)
>>2203922
Fascinating. People keep finding ways to surprise me.
>>2203967
>death
>painless
>>2203957
Where is Len and Iowa?
>>2204008
>Sneaks a kiss on Nakano's cheek
Hey, you sneaky girl, I've seen how busy you were.
>>2203987
>In swift motions, she effortlessly unbuttons your pants and grabs hold of your cock with both hands, massaging it to full strength with her fingers
Yeah? Better than doing it on your own?
>>2203883
Hmm, I can see that! thank you for the report and the suggestion, I'll think of something don't worry, the overlord won't fail!
>>2203978
>she leans in, hand now cupped around her ear, placing it right next to your occupied mouth, asking in a mocking tone
Hmm, I think I know enough sissy-speak to understand. You're thanking your mistress for fucking your faggot throat, using you like the worthless toy you are! Actions speak louder than words, bitch, and I don't see those hefty, aching balls unloading their pent up seed. Clearly, you need more time to properly appreciate the wonderful gift that is her glorious cock.
>>2203957
>tfw your ship is bound to sink
>>2204007
FRIEND
Z
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N
E
>>2204041
I suppose so Dorothy. I suppose so.
So do you run off semen? I can't think of any reason why I robot would want to have sex if not for the sake of refueling.
>>2203959
You're lucky you're little sister is there otherwise this conversation wouldn't be occurring. Only those with a death wish don't fear the United States.
>>2203972
Don't worry, I'm always careful!
>She spins him once more around before letting him back down to the ground, though not letting her embrace go.
Fine, although it's been a slow day today. Not many people in sight!
>>2203984
Huh?
>Her head tilts back at the word 'ruler' so quick it would make a Shaft animator jealous.
You? Wow...I never knew...I guess you do have that 'noble demeanor' thing going on. Sorry if I come off too crass! Ahaha ha~
>Her last laugh trails off into a delightful sigh of relaxation. She's let down her guard completely.
>>2203962
I was also thinking Enchantress for that sweet sopping wet doe cunt~
Or Bradwarden if I was to go male and rape a few of you bitches into submission~
>>2203982
But I need it!
>>2203965
My ears are burning~
Or they would be, if I had any.
>>2203927
HO, YOU LIKE DONALD TRUMP. BLONDE, STUPID, AND FUCKING UGLY. I SINCERELY HOPE AT SOME POINT IN TIME YOU CONSIDER TAKING A FUCKING BUZZ SAW TO YOUR THROAT AND KILLING YOURSELF. YOU'RE A FUCKING SLAPSTICK JOKE.
>>2203943
MAYBE THE REASON YOU'RE GETTING RAPED IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE. YOUR PARENTS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IS BUT A FUCKING FIGMENT OF YOUR OWN SELF-INDULGENCE. WHEN YOU DIE, NOBODY WILL MISS YOU.
>>2203954
DID YOU GO TO SUPLEX CITY YET?
>>2203959
IF YOU CAN SMELL JIZZ FROM MILES AWAY I HOPE YOU START SMELLING THE BLOOD BEFORE I EVEN START STABBING YOU TO FUCKING DEATH YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE.
>>2203962
I HOPE SOMEONE SITS ON YOU AND CRUSHES YOU TO A FUCKING PASTE.
>>2203966
WHAT A DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY FUCKING CREATURE OF DARKNESS. ONE DAY, I HOPE YOU WALK OUTSIDE AT NOON AND YOU GET FUCKING BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BY A FUCKING SUNLAMP..
>>2203967
EAT SHIT FAGGOT YOU'VE GOT LESS SOUL THAN A WIGGER BLUESFEST
>>2203969
WOW LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>2203972
WOW I APOLOGIZE LAST DUDE BECAUSE -THIS- FUCKING PERSON TAKES THE PRIZE FOR MAXIMUM SHITTER. THEY'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON, THEY'RE JUST A FUCKING ROBOT OF A DEAD FUCKING CORPSE IN THE GROUND WHO HAS ALREADY BEEN INFESTED BY MAGGOTS.
>>2203984
YOU'RE ALSO A FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>2203988
MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A CUNT.
>>2204052
>My mouth hangs open as I lean back against you, your smooth, silky strokes quickly bringing me to a throbbing length squeezed between satin hands.
Yes...o-ooooh, y-y-yes...mmmn...~
>>2204049
>>2204064
Which ship is that, anon? Maybe I could send a few lifeboats your way
>>2204063
>He shakes his head slightly, once more beginning to fade slightly, his aching cock throbbing still as he tries to relay his message once more.
Guhk...ffff...
>>2204070
No, what I'm saying is I already gave you my soul! I can't just give it to you again!
Do you want something else instead?
>>2204065
Poor dumb bastard. Will this set him over the edge and forge him into the next Rape Man?
>>2204068
D-Don't lump me together with all of these "bitches"
>>2204081
Nah, it's more because of me and I doubt you can do much to help that.
>>2204046
Busy me~? I don't think I'm that busy, just..sorry if I haven't spoke to you recently!
>She hugs you tightly, clinging onto you.
>>2204074
Thanks. I love a lewd ghost. Around with time? I will like a ghost blowjob before going to sleep.
>>2204076
The madman returns.
>>2204079
made me kek
>>2204085
It would be like poetry.
>>2204086
Why not?
>>2204079
Yay! You're here!
>>2204018
>Chihiro gently takes the bunny, and then proceeds to jump onto the couch, using it as a cushion. His skirt flies up, showing off his cute panties for a moment, then fluttering back down. Chihiro is giggling wildly.
Aaahahaha~ It's s-so soffttt OOOoh I love it~
>>2204068
O..Oh.. Well.. "Owner of a l-lonely heart. S..So much better than a ow..."
>He tries to sing the song, his finger twindling along with the music, but gets embarassed and stops. He simply burys his head into you, wondering why he even tried.
>>2204066
I assure I don't run off semen. I don't believe that's even possible.
Sex, is that all they do in this place? I was just looking around.
>>2204087
Still, inquiring minds want to know the next ship that's going to be sunk.
sorry for leaving unexpected
>>2203957
Karl x his hand
>>2204082
>she shrugs her shoulders as your muffled words fall on deaf ears
Oh well! Looks like we'll never truly know what fuck-boy had to say.
>she leans in close, whispering in your ear
At least he died doing what he loved, worshipping Trixie's cock.
>>2204098
Because I'm not one.
>>2204008
YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE ONE OF THOSE NIGGAS WHO EVER GO TO THE FUCKING PARK AND STARTS FLASHING CHILDREN YOU PEDOPHILE FUCKING ROBOT.
YOU'RE BASICALLY A DILDO STRAPPED TO A BODYPILLOW.
>>2204019
I SINCERELY HOPE SOMEONE CURBSTOMPS YOU WHILE YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING GROUND, WHORE.
>>2204046
ELVES ARE SHIT
SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>2204068
FUCK THE UNITED STATES I HAVE ACCESS TO MILITARY ARCHIVES LARGER AND ARMIES MORE POWERFUL THAN THE MORTAL WOULD COULD EVER COMPREHEND. YOU'rE A FUCKBOY.
>>2204074
NO FUCKING GHOSTS ALLOWED. CALL ME THE FUCKING GHOST BUSTER BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING BUST YOUR FUCKING LIP, WHORE.
>>2204103
I IMPLORE YOU TO FUCKING CALL BIG O SO HE CAN STOMP ALL OVER THESE FUCKING USELESS CORRUPT CRETINS AND GRIND THEIR MUSHY MATTER UNDER HIS BOOTHEELS, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>2204102
I HOPE THE RABBIT GNAWS YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF.
>>2204104
It's an easy guess or somebody will eventually bring it up so I'll just pass and continue my lurking.
>>2204053
Do not worry, I have full confidence in you, Lelouch.
>>2204088
>She allows the ship to hug so closely and tightly.
It's fine, I didn't want to bother you when you were having fun.
>>2204097
It would be like Luke Skywalker going over to the dark side.
>>2204103
Well no. Sometimes people get into pissing contests, and try to insult each other in order to preserve whatever sense of pride they got. That is because those people are insecure, or just want to fight with each other for some other reason.
So essentially, if you're ain't here to get a re-tuning then you better off just springing on out of here, and leaving everyone else in the dust.
>>2204008
>Laughs and ruffles her hair
>>2204034
>Raises an eyebrow
Out of all the things you could have rubbed...You chose my horns?...
>>2204068
I FEAR NO ONE!!!
>>2204076
(Oh god yes!!)
>>2204085
>disheartened and detected, Innocent Boy takes up the mantle of Rapeman himself
Bravo, Nolan.
>>2204078
>As you lean your head back, she softly presses her lips to yours, slowly jerking your cock with both hands and planting kisses at the same rhythm.
Mmph..
Up...
Mm..
Down...
Mmmnn...
Up...
>>2204130
Ask us, so we can remind you that's the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life.
>>2204103
you are sexually capable correct?
...morning.
>>2204001
>Your fist doesn't even have time to connect with her face. Before you even see her hand move she's caught you fist, one of her hands that was cradling you skull so softly having shifted in the blink of an eye. And then she pushes it to the ground, pinning your hand to the cold stone as she picks up the tempo of her movements, shaking her hips and stirring your cock inside her walls, her legs twitching with pleasure as she rides you with despicable slowness, thereby forcing you to feel every fold, every contraction, every bead of honey dripping down your tool as she bounces her sex up and down its length with mind-numbing clarity. But yet again, her eye never wavers, staring manically down at you as her smile grows wider and wider, hotter, lewder and more pleasured as the sensation of being filled with your thick, hard cock, whether willingly or not, starts to bloom in her mind
Come ooooooooon, don't be like that! I promise I'll make it all feel so good, you won't even mind being my slave~! Can't you feel it already~? How my walls cling to you, ripple up and down your big fat rod, and glaze you with my juices~? Just give in to me, and it'll all be worth it in the end...
>>2204019
>Nui almost chokes as the literal explosion of girlcum sprays across her face, filling her throat with fluid and making her cheeks balloon out with the sheer effort required to keep as much of your cum inside her mouth as she can. But valiantly she gathers as much of your honey as she can, before she sucks it all down in one long, satisfied gulp, panting openly and letting her tongue hang free of her lips as the tie of sweetness sinks into her belly. She makes no effort to throw you off, merely taking the allotted few seconds to catch her breath, before she sings out in that clarion tone of her to taunt you one again
Ooooh... Ryuko, look at you! Was it really so bad to finally play with me~? Was it really such a horrible thing to let me taste your body~? I don't think so~!
>>2204004
>>2204076
Wigger Bluesfest?
>>2204083
I already took your soul? Well I'm not sure what I want from you now...
>>2204115
YOU -ARE- A FUCKING BITCH, YOU ARE A DEMONIC WHORE OF A SLUT AND YOU DESERVE TO BE PILEDRIVEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND IN FRONT OF A MILLION SCREAMING HULKAMANIACS, BROTHER.
>>2204121
DID YOU KNOW THAT ELVES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RAIDING AND DESTROYING HUNDREDS OF HUMAN SETTLEMENTS AND THAT ALL HALF-ELVES ARE A RESULT OF RAPE WITH ELVES AS THE ORIGINATOR?
THIS IS BECAUSE HUMANS DON'T RAPE ELVES, WE JUST BURN THEM TO FUCKING DEATH BECAUSE THEY ARE A PLAGUE ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING GALAXY, FUCK YOU.
>>2204133
HEY ALBINO ROBOT FUCKBOYS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING LICK A BATTERY WHILE SHOVING YOUR FUCKING DICKS INTO ELECTRICAL SOCKETS YOU WALL-E LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>2204023
(That can ALSO be arranged!)
>>2204102
Ahaha, why'd you stop? You have such a lovely voice for a boy!
>She pats him on top of his puffy head trying to relieve his embarrassment.
And, hey, where do you have your head planted, anyways?
>>2204115
Are you so sure?
>>2204133
Oh you poor Godless Abyssal, so far damned that you don't even have the fear of God in you. I can't even be angry, just sad.
>>2204068
It's understandable... I don't bring it up that much. And not a lot of people think of me as a noble. So please, just continue thinking of me as the same person you met.
>Noticing that Iowa let her guard down, Asellus began to massages her bountiful breasts.
>>2204076
A cuck? This is a new term for me.
>>2204148
U-um.
H-how about a reward for being such a good genocider C-chara?
>>2203900
I am Lupin, that is all the name you need to know~
>he puts an arm around her hip
and if ryuko is her name and she hates me, she would hate the idea of us mating correct?~
>>2204143
(Morning~)
>>2204138
>I groan against your lips, my cock now fully engorged as you pamper it with your gloved strokes, each one causing me to whimper into your kisses.
Mmmph...mnn...mmmfff~!
>>2204157
You're so mean...
>He thinks typing random bullshit in caps lock is shitposting
top kek
>>2204115
*H-hugs*
>>2204143
Morning to you sir.
>>2204117
>is relevant enough to be meme'd at
yus
>>2204144
>Ryuko doesn't respond for a while, still catching her breath. After a long enough silence she sighs
Actually...
>She sits up and pulls you into her lap
I think I liked it too much, because I'm thinking about making you my official seat. Since you enjoyed so much I can only guess you have no objects
>She grips your ass to pull you closer, facing her and bringing your chest closer, softly giving your bare skin soft kisses, an abnormal lust in her eyes
>>2204102
>As he catches a glimpse of your panties, he blushes and feels a slight twitch in his crotch, which now shows a bit of a bulge. He scoffs and sits next to you, hoping you didn't notice. He gazes at you, smiling and enjoying your excitement.
I'm glad you like it so much. I was worried you wouldn't like it.
>>2204121
It's more fun together though isn't it? I don't think of you as a bother.
>>2204133
It's good to see more of my sisters are here~
>She nudges her head toward your hand more.
AHHHH......
>>2204182
hoshman pls
>>2204182
>>2204178
Nymph ily
>>2204182
>>2204186
Buy next set of wards please
>>2204198
;)
>>2204121
Well of course! that's why we make such a strong team.
>>2204182
It's literally Penguin of Doom tier.
>>2204171
(I will never engage in having fun times with this beautiful woman.)
It's a curse I tell ya..
>>2204200
>one pump man
>>2204171
Mmhm. Hello, Misaki. How are you today?
>>2204188
Greetings, unfamiliar person... How do you fare?
>>2203988
>She turns back to the German girl with a raised brow, she was a little confused what Erica meant.
...Difficult? I only asked because at first you use to surprise me and hug me is all.
>>2204091
Sure, I could go for a tasty cock right now~
>>2204117
Boooo~
That's no way to treat a lady, Blackula!
>>2204182
Show 'em how it's really done, Hoshit.
>>2204201
I love me too
>>2204143
GO THE FUCK BACK TO BED OR I'LL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT.
>>2204144
HARK, CREATURE OF DARKNESS, YOU MONSTROSITY OF HATE, RELEASE THE YOUNG CHILD YOU ARE RAPING BEFORE I DESTROY YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE. I WILL OBLITERATE YOUR FUCKING SENSIBILITIES UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING SCREAMING AGONIZED SHIT-SLATHERED CORPSE UNABLE TO ACHIEVE DEATH.
>>2204148
WIGGER. BLUESFEST. NO SOUL, FUCKBOY. NO SOUL. YOU DON'T GET MUSCIAL JOKES WHATSOEVER, NIGGA.
>>2204157
FAT DISGUSTING WHORE. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A BLIGHT? GREAT JOB LITERALLY KILLING 11 MILLION NATIVE AMERICANS THEN CONVINCING EVERYONE IT WAS MANIFEST DESTINY. YOU WERE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER.
>>2204164
I APOLOGIZE THAT MY TERMINOLOGY IS TOO COMPLEX AND INTRICATE FOR YOUR LIMITED VOCABULARY AND SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC HUMAN SPEECH PATTERNS, SO I WILL EXPLAIN IT IN A WAY THAT WILL APPEASE YOU.
FUCK YOU, NIGGER.
>>2204169
YOU ARE NOT LUPIN, YOU ARE NOT EVEN THE THIRD LUPIN, YOU'RE JUST AN ASS-BLASTED RECTALLY RAGNAROK'D REAMED RUSTLED RAMROD OF A REKT FAGGOT.
>>2204178
MEAN? MEAN?! I DO NOT THINK YOU COMPREHEND WHAT MEAN FUCKING MEANS. I WANT TO BEAT YOU TO FUCKING DEATH BY USING YOUR LEGS AS A LEVER TO GRIP YOU BY , THEN MURDER A MOTHERFUCKER WITH YOUR BUSTED CORPSE. I WILL USE YOUR BONES FOR MY FUCKING BLOWDART GUN. YOUR DEATH WILL CAUSE THE DEATH OF OTHERS.
>>2204189
THE ONLY MEME I SEE HERE IS YOU, AND I'M ABOUT TO WIPE THIS MEME OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
>>2204214
I HOPE YOUR SPIRAL INTO A DEPRESSION YOU WILL NEVER WORK OUT OF AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, YOU SLAVE OF A WHORE.
>>2204182
>he thinks propping up the corpse of a shitposter is shitposting
>>2204157
>Chihiro jerks his head back, just now realising why she was so soft. A look of utter embarrassment overtakes his face. He tries to step back, but your grip does not lighten.
A..Ah! I'm.. I'm sorry! I didn't..
>He looks down, but off to the side so he isn't staring directly into your tits again.
>>2204193
>Chihiro gets on his back, putting the bunny at his lower half, he wraps his legs around it. He turns to you, looking very pleased.
It's so a-awesome!! I l.. Love it~!
>>2204172
>She gently nibbles on your bottom lip before slipping her wet tongue into your mouth and sealing the two of you together in an extended kiss. She pumps on your cock even faster with her silky hands as she holds your lips shut with hers.
>>2204240
Whoopsie!
>>2204045
I think Len wants that to be a ship but Iowa seems to just love shotas in general. He has been shotazoned if you will
>>2204167
A reward? I wouldn't know what to reward you with though
>bitching about Blackassula
top kek
>>2204230
Post tunes you jew-loving nigger.
>>2204230
>ASS-BLASTED RECTALLY RAGNAROK'D REAMED RUSTLED RAMROD OF A REKT FAGGOT.
>>2204219
I am doing quite well sir. You may call me Asellus by the way.
>>2204230
Um... alright.
>>2204240
Oh nothing of importants. I just need to massage your breasts as all. Is this a problem?
>>2204222
Awesome then~
>He quickly undid his trousers before pulling them down. Grabbing the hem of his boxers and pull them down as well letting hang free his cock between his leg and beckoning her with his finger.
>>2204117
I'm afraid I can't call upon the Big O. You'd need to get in touch with Roger Smith for that.
>>2204132
I understand.
Humans are more complicated than I thought.
>>2204142
I haven't had a chance to try it, but I'm pretty certain I am.
>>2204200
>>2204216
Wouldn't he just...you know obliterate your pelvis?
>>2204240
Well you're acting awfully bitchy for someone who isn't a bitch.
>>2204214
( Who says you can't? If I'm Available I don't see why we can't have fun!)
>>2204219
( About to crash on my bed!)
>>2204245
>Blows kiss
( Love you sis~!)
>>2204182
I loved you in the One Punch Man opening.
>>2204266
Lift your dress, i shall examine your sexual capabilities, for science ofcourse
>>2204189
>Nui actually looks a little shocked at your sudden insistence, and the gentle kisses you lay across her chest make her eyelid flutter gently with pleasure. But soon enough she resumes her old routine, giggling manically and squeezing you tight against her, revelling in the afterglow lent by your orgasm and the warmth that still clings to your bodies, mixing and melding between you until the heat is more akin to that of a small furnace
Ryuko, you're so forward all of a sudden! All of this attention is enough to make a girl blush you know~!
>>2204103
Of course, this is a place where men come to relieve themselves of their pent-up stress, usually from kind and humble servants.
Tell me, have you ever thought of engaging in the selfless act of relieving a man's stress?
>>2204244
>I lean into the kiss, sighing and gasping against your lips as the faint, scratchy sound of your gloved strokes on my swollen cock mix with the harmony of breaths, my nostrils flaring as I groan in approval.
O-ohhhhhnnnnngh...~
>>2204251
R-really?
Um, well, killing monsters makes me really tired, and after a long day of knifing, I just want to lay down with you in a nice soft bed and um.
Do some stuff.
yeah.
>>2204266
Not really. We just like to pretend to be more complicated than we really are.
>>2204144
>for the first time since they met, fear breaks through his face, a small whimper escaping as you pin his arm to the ground with ease. Finally, the realization of your true nature cracks through his mind, scattering his thoughts to the wind, your words echoing in his brain. Slowly, his expression slips, pleasure erasing horror as your immaculate interior drags across his cock, milking it slowly, easily the greatest physical sensation he'd ever experienced. Will to fight eroded, he gives into your blissful body, thrusting upward in time with you.
>>2204150
(Oh god...yes...MORE!~)
>>2204157
Yankee whore.....
>>2204196
>Sits down and sets her on her lap holding her close
Hopefully more of us will come
>Smiles and kisses her forehead
How many of us are here little one?
>>2204278
Splendid! I can't wait for that day to come!
>>2204238
That's all I wanted to hear.
>He can't help but glance down, and his eyes get stuck on your rear end. He gets lost in his thoughts, just staring in silence.
>>2204261
Excellent to hear. Kawai, is the name.
>>2204278
Have a good rest soon then, Misaki.
>>2204222
YOU'RE NOT A LADY
YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST
YOU ARE -DEAD-. YOU LACK A FORM, SOULS ARE GENDERLESS ENTIRELY. ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO FUCK YOU IS LIKE TRYING TO FUCK A PIECE OF PLASTIC. JESUS CHRIST, JUST GO GET A FLESHLIGHT YOU PATHETIC FAGGOTS.
SPEAKING OF WHICH YOU ARE WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS A PILE OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR.
>>2204238
PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO GET YOUR FUCKING THROAT FILLED WITH PISS YOU FUCKING TOILET.
>>2204240
THEY'RE GRABBING SILICONE YOU FALSE CREATURE OF DARKNESS, DIE DIE DIE.
>>2204244
I HOPE THEY EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR.
>>2204251
PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO REWARD YOURSELF WITH A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.
>>2204255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
HERE, THIS IS THE MARBLE MACHINE, A MACHINE THAT PLAYS MUSIC BASED ON JUST USING MARBLES.
>>2204266
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD, YE ARE NOT GUILTY. I LITERALLY TRIED CALLING THAT FUCKER BUT HE'S TOO BUSY BEING AUTISTIC AND FORGETTING HIS CAR KEYS OR SOMETHING.
>>2204268
WHY AREN'T YOU OBLITERATED? YOU'D BE MUCH HOTTER IF YOU WERE A FEW THOUSAND KELVIN HOTTER.
>>2204282
GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROBOT
>>2204278
PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO CRASH YOUR FUCKING CAR INTO A DIAMOND WALL OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
>>2204288
I HOPE HE PULLS OUT A FUCKING KNIFE AND STABS YOU TO DEATH.
>>2204298
ONCE THE VALKYRES OF VALHAL RAISE THEIR BANNER AND THE LEGIONS OF THE UNDERWORLD CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF THE OPPRESSIVE DEMONIC ENSLAVERS, YOU WILL BE PRESSED BETWEEN HEAVEN, EARTH, AND HELL BEARING DOWN UPON YOU, SLUT OF DARKNESS. I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING TORTURED FOR ETERNITY AS YOU SUBJECT OTHERS TO.
>>2204230
>showers with baby juice
>>2204230
r u an anime?
>>2204288
>She cocks a wicked smile and grabs your chin, pulling your face down to her, your lips locking together and her tongue assaulting yours, very similar to how your assaulted a different set of her lips, breaking it as quick as she started it
Don't get too attached, but you're growing on me, so I'm going to keep you around, got it?
>>2204312
>he
;-;
>>2204222
>Lady Bow has returned
My dick
>>2204293
Mmphuaaah
>She pulls off with a loud, final kiss, leaving a wet trail of drool between you two. She flies around to between your legs, looking up at you with a smile as she continues to work your cock
How was that?
>>2204238
>A devilish smirk overtook Iowa's once cheerful demeanor. His words does little to dissuade her from her thoughts.
You didn't? Or are you sure you did?
>Still maintaining a hold on Chihiro, she pulled him back, his hand landing right smack dab in her bosom.
I didn't realize you could be so forward!
>>2204261
N-no, just maybe needed a warning...ehehe...
>As Asellus's fingers glide over every inch of flesh, Iowa began to feel a heat swell up from within. Her nipples perked up from the constant stimulation while she looked away in order to try to hide what was going on.
An-anyways, so where is this country or whatever again?
>>2204268
I'd obliterate Sonic's pelvis
>>2204276
But I didn't say anything!
>>2204278
(Right back at you doppelganger)
>>2204298
Heartless hiveminded scum
>>2204298
I've come to kill you, demon
>>2204263
My, someone's quite eager~
>She promptly floats all the way to your penis, and immediately grasps it between her short limbs. She begins to tug on it, anxiously waiting for your erection, kissing and licking your tip.
>>2204196
That is true...That's nice of you to say.
>>2204210
That is good to know.
>She extend her arm out.
Hold your palm out, I have something to give you.
>>2204214
Did you forget about little me? Knight~
>>2204348
..Eh.. I'd need that.
>>2204334
>I gaze down at you in awe, my tongue still protruding as I gasp for breath, dribbling onto my shirt as my chest rises and falls erratically.
A-ahnn...a-m-muh-mazinnnnghh~
>>2204294
Well I'm not really tired, nor do I have a bed but if that's what you want I guess
>>2204308
I HOPE YOU PLAN ON IMPALING HER ON A FUCKING PIKE LIKE VLAD DID INSTEAD OF TRYING TO STICK YOUR SPEAR IN THERE, FAGGOT.
>>2204319
I AM WHAT BATMAN WISHES HE FUCKING WAS. AND YES, THAT IS A FUCKING 'HE'. ALL OF YOU ARE MEN TRYING TO FUCK OTHER MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN PRETENDING TO BE MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN. YOU'RE ALL HIDDEN BEHIND SO MANY WALLS OF DENIAL THAT IT MAKES ME FUCKING DIZZY.
>>2204334
I HOPE YOU GET HERPES YOU FUCKNG DISGUSTING FAT WHORE OF A FUCKING BITCH CUNT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? MY WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I HATE YOU IS BEYOND ANYTHING I CAN FUCKING SAY. MY HATE FOR YOU HAS REACHED A POINT WHERE THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE CONVEYED IS THROUGH VIOLENCE AND INCOHERENT SCREAMING.
>>2204348
AND YOU, OH FUCK I HATE YOU, I WOULD MURDER A FUCKING INFANT AND SACRIFICE IT TO JESUS JUMPING JACK CHRIST IN ORDER FOR HIM TO SMITE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR UGLY BITCH FACE.
>>2204370
TAKE UP ARMS. ENCHANT YOUR WEAPONS WITH THE HEAVENSNARE. DO NOT FEAR THEIR SIZE OR STRENGTH. SIZE ALONE HAS NO INTRINSIC MERIT, UNLESS INORDINATE EXSANGUINATION CAN BE CONSIDERED A VIRTUE.
