ERP THREAD
Tonight's Hero Edition
Why is Mettaton so perfect.
AInz is best skele
>>721959
I want that Albedo ass so bad
Rhin crawling in...
Lemme taste that Metabooty
>>721970
>rubs cock on rhins face
I'm gonna fuck yo ass when you done, bitch boy
>>721979
...Okay?
>blinks
(Is Dixie here?)
>>721962
Well it's uh...not mine. I'll suck you while you've got it on, but don't expect to get inside me with that.
Even I have standards~
>>721993
>presses it against his lips
get it nice an wet
>>721995
I'm here anon lemme suck yo peepee and chok on it
>>721887
>Nia burst out laughing watching you roll down the hill and fell back against the grass, kicking her legs around wildly and rolling side to side.
Aahaha! Ainz, are you okay?!!
>She managed to shout out between her laughing and deep gasps for air
>>721917
>Exhausted from all the laughter, Nia rested her head down against the soft soil, only to be meet with a love drunk Anzu slowly approaching her from behind
You need to do what, Anzu?? C-Clean my feet?
>She said with a smug grin. The slippery grass allowed her to easily pivot around and face the intoxicated Anzu and she lifted her feet up high in the air as she slowly approached. Nia wiggled her toes with excitement, causing little blades of wet grass to fall down back to the ground
>no one to be death bot for
Looking to be bullied and treated harshly by a pretty blond.
>>722013
>pushes the anon to the ground and steps on his crotch
hard for em already anon?
>>721999
Mnmf.. okay... for you, Dixie!
>I slowly tease my cock, pushing it up and down.
C-can you use your m-mouth?
(God that minus8 pic always gets me so hard)
>>722015
Please shit in my mouth.
>>722003
>he grumbles, trying to pop several bones back into place as the girls play on the hill
I'll be fine.. Just a little maintenance
>>722013
>thinking you're worthy of being bullied
You're not worth her time, Anon.
>>722031
That may just be true.
>>722024
>presses my shitbox against your tongue hole
>/// <
>>722003
A-anything p-please, just let m-me...Nia...
>She held onto your ankles as she reached them, bring her face close to them breathing long hot breaths onto them.
I-is this... what you w-want?
>>722030
>She glanced over to papa bones with a strange gaze, her face still crimson red
>>721995
(Sure am~)
>>722017
That, I can do~
>She bends backwards over the bed, her long hair hanging down torwards the floor, and opens her mouth wide, taking your tip in, sucking it and rolling her tongue over the tip, tasting the faint remaining flavor of her gum
(Is that an ok on the powerups? And I know, I love that pic~)
>>722051
>papa bones was focused on trying to re attach several wayward limbs, having just bent his arm back the right way
>sitting back in my chair, puffing off my pipe and sighs
>>722034
If it makes you feel better, or worse, just think about all the beautiful women who are ignoring you right now. Most of them don't even know you exist, and those that do certainly aren't thinking about you, they're thinking about real men, or about video games or some random thing, but not you. It's like a passive form of domination.
>>722073
What's the matter?
>>722073
Mettaton will be back tomorrow, Rhin Tin Tin.
>>722056
(That's actually an absolute yes on the power ups <3)
>My dick instantly falls in love with your tongue, it can barely hold back on twitching as you continue to tease on my tip.
>I place my hand on your head, slowly brushing your hair.
Oh... GOD... that feels so good, mmm~
>>722030
>>722051
>Nia was completely defenseless from the back as all her attention was focused on Anzu.
Yes! Clean my feet!~
>She moved one of her little feet up towards your nose and pinched it between her plump toes. Nia looked on with a huge smile, waiting to see if the love drunk Anzu would actually obey
>>722075
Kinda reached that point in the night/early morning that gets me feeling down. That and hella lonely.
>>722049
>begins to lick your shitbox wildly, cleaning away your asshole.
Hnngngngnnn
>His tongue hits something hard and he move sin for a better look
I-Is that a shekel?!
>He penetrates his tongue hole into your shitbox to fish it out
>>722080
Ah, I know how that feels. Maybe you should get some sleep, then. I'd also be up for something quick.
>>722076
I knows, and I like your rhyme!
>smiling a bit, taking a small puff off my pipe
>>722078
>Papa ainz finished snapping his bones into position again, gingerly standing on them again.
>climbing the hill and placing a hand on Nia's head his skull grimaced down
You shouldn't tease love drunk anzu.
>>722077
>She softly smiles as you stroke her golden hair, and fully sucks the gum off your cock, letting it slide out of her mouth, bobbing to its full height, slick and shiny from her mouth. She chews the gum she just got back as she pulls out from under her hat, a tiny vial of sparkling white liquid
Crystal coconut juice. Don't ask.
>She removes the cork and takes a swig, before offering it to you...
>>722080
Same here.
I kinda want to be friends with some of the people here, like Nia, but she's surrounded by shit, and it seems like most of the people here don't have hobbies outside of posting in this stupid thread.
>>722112
> it seems like most of the people here don't have hobbies outside of posting in this stupid thread.
You've noticed it too?
>>722112
>but she's surrounded by shi
What do you mean by that?
I've replied to your posts before, but you never respond to me!
God damnit
>>722104
I-I want to ask but I won't fuck up my chance!
>Takes a swig on the same side you used.
>My cock is harder than a million diamonds.
>>722088
Only if you want to sweetie. And I usually don't sleep, so I am down for whatever you wish!
>>722078
>Nods her head
>She placed her tongue on the bottom of the sole of your foot and lapped upwards to your little toes. After repeating the process a few times, she begun licking between Nia's toes with her soft tongue and suckling on them gently. Her love filled eyes gazed into yours as she kept cleaning your tiny foot, coating it entirely with her saliva.
>She retracted her head for a few moments breathing heavily while holding your ankle slightly tighter
L-like that...?
>>722125
Hey
>>722132
Do you have skype, or an email?
>>722125
Ello, Elena.
Late merry christmas
>>722129
(This shit can basically have whatever affects we want~)
>She smiles and wipes her mouth as you drink it down, and cups her breasts with her hands, holding them as they begin to swell several sizes larger...and you also notice her lower half rising up off the bed, her ass inflating at a similar rate
>>722147
Hey~
>>722151
Thanks~
>>721944
who /flist/ here
>>722112
Right?
The few friends I have around usually get flooded by shit around here.
>>722160
Looking for a guy to order around?
>>722150
Email yeah?
>>722158
Now this is something interesting to see
>>722160
Inb4 incoming anons wanting to be dominated
>>722176
Sounds good to me, what's yours?
>>722175
Not really, not today I'm not...
>>722179
Always.
Always someone wants to get dominated.
>>722158
JESUS WHAT WAS IN THAT THING?!
...I-I LOVE it!!!
>My dick grows bigger, a 16 inch, my mind is full of unsustainable lust rushing through ny brain.
W-Well now, this is gonna be FUN!
>I grab your huge breasts and lick between them while penetrating them with my face, my huge cock unavoidably touching between your legs.
>>722181
>>722150
rhin,[email protected]
I'm down to talk or whatever!
>>722122
It's not hard to see what he's talking about, the moment you post your discord friends immediately pounce on you and claim all your attention.
Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
>>722094
>>722144
>Nia pouted, but obeyed Papa Ainz and slid the sole of her foot against Anzu's face one last time before bringing it back down to the ground.
You... did a really good job, Anzu! Thank you!~
>She quickly stood up and brushed herself off as she looked on at Anzu's still love drunk expression. Nia leaned in towards Ainzs' ear hole and whispered
ᴵ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ᶦᶠ ʷᵉ ᵏᶦˢˢ ʰᵉʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏˢ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ˢʰᵉ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᶰᵃᵖ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ!
>She leaned back to her original spot and tilted her head while waiting to see if Ainz agrees
>>722125
>God dammit
was es ist?
>he wraps his arms around her pulling her into a close tight hug
>>722194
I'm not in a discord, they're just the only people that ever reply to me! I'd happily talk to anyone as long as they aren't being mean
>>722178
>She gives a groan as you push your way in, your heavy-hanging banana brushing her thighs.
Glad you're liking it~
That's more the size I'm used to...
>>722204
>Ainz nodded, leaning in and planting a kiss on anzu's cheek in time with Nia's
I hope that works
>>722191
So what happened to that anon obsessed over you?
Where are the glasses?!
>>722214
It's nothing mein liebling.
>She hugs him tightly
Missed you
>>722223
Turns out he's now in the sekrit club and I like him nowadays.
Might give him a treat sometime...
>>722191
Oh, that's a shame.
>>722216
Hehe... my dick grew, but did your pussy do as well?~
>I slowly rub my enormous cock on your clit, while I squeeze your tits roughly.
>>721944
At least bother to link previous thread!
Also good morning everyone, have I missed anything?
>>722241
(Sorry! Responded to wrong guy, hehe)
>She wraps her legs around your back, pulling you inside, moaning out loud as your enhanced banana stretches her
Ooooh <3
>>722251
Miyafuji is Cute
>>722251
Hello Yoshika.
I'm the anon who enjoyed cuddling.
>>722204
>>722219
>Seeing both your faces close in on hers she held both your heads and brought them to the front of her face to kiss you both on the lips one at a time, staying planted for a long moment before switching faces. She pulled away with a deep sigh, her breathing still heavy
N-nia...Ainz...
>>722251
I'm love drunk right now~ Welcome back Miya!
>>722251
Just classic lewd things
>>722256
T-thank you.
>She blushed with a smile.
>>722263
Oh hey there!
>Miyafuji waved groggily her hand.
>>722264
Love drunk sounds good, like real good.~
>>722268
So all in all good things!~
>>722235
Lucky anon
>>722275
So how are you today?
I slept a lot, though I'm still pretty tired.
>>722275
Like everynight! Is a shame I wanted to be lewd with a cutie like you
>>722252
>I instantly begin to thrust deep, fast, and hard without any kind of mercy. My cock kisses your womb various times, as it slowly begins to eat the entire tip of my lusty cock.
Mmmm~ fuck...
Cuddling?
>standing up, stretching a bit
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Anybody want to play a fun little game?
I know a lot that I don't let on, ask the right questions and I'll answer as best I know~
>>722251
Good morning to you, Miyafuji!
I have been rping with Anzu and Papa Ainz for what seems like forever..
>>722219
>Nia leans in and kisses Anzu's cheek in sync with Ainz with a loud
Mwaaah~
>>722264
>Nia's eyes shot wide open, not expecting Anzu to suddenly kiss her on lips. She quickly accepted it and closed her eyes, kissing Anzu back.
A-Anzu, a-are you okay now?
(sorry for the lesser replies I"m.. dead tired after drinking all night)
>>722290
Cuddling sounds nice atm
>>722291
Is the Yakuza series going to be okay in the West?
>>722235
>he pulls her head into his chest and whispers into her ear
Ich habe dich auch vermisst mein süßes
>he lifts her chin and kisses her deeply, then pulls away
I hope you had a nice Christmas
>>722297
Concentrate and ask again
>>722291
Here we have it, folks. The first ever Q&A with the infamous Nue.
>Skateboards into the thread
So how's the extreme role play going?
>>722292
Speaking of 'dead' tired. I'm hitting the sack. Sleep well Nia. See you again soon.
>>722302
Are you good at footjobs? Also, Who would win in a fight between Saitama and Power Man?
>>722281
I feel slightly hangover from yesterday and that delicious beer making me drop right off, also didn't sleep all that well. But I still feel pretty fine at the moment now.~
>>722284
I can't say every night since past few days have been kinda sluggish here. M-maybe one of these days anon.
>She twiddled her fingers in front of her blushing.
>>722292
Morning Nia, yeah I saw you guys starting something like what, 6 hours ago? Good grief.~
>>722235
which anon, the one who wanted you to dominate him, or the jew?
>>722302
give juicy gossip dirt pls
>>722294
>nodding, sighs
Yeah, it does.
>>722291
Odd question, wanna cuddle?
>>722275
I'm also tired as fuck lmao I should really be asleep
>>722292
>She shook her head and gently grabbed yours, bringing her face close and breathing heavily for a few moments before planting a long delicate kiss onto your lips. Her body leaned roughly against yours in an attempt to bring you onto the ground with her
>>722309
A drunk Yoshika, that sounds adorable.
>>722240
Sorry anon, not into the whole dom thing today.
It gets tiring.
Each and every single thread
"Please use me mistress"
"mistress"
yadda yadda yadda
>>722279
Lucky indeed.
>>722300
I did thank you, what with a little arguing here and there but otherwise everything's fine.
>>722312
The one who wanted domination.
I would never give anything to the jew.
That cocksucker still creeps me out.
>>722309
Mmm I'm pretty sure I will wait patient. Damn. The lewd thoughts that feel my mind now..better save them for later
>>722318
ive seen you say you want to sub but ive never actually seen you take anyone up on the offer
>>722318
>that cocksucker freaks me out.
>nods in agreement
>>722318
Can we just have casual sex on new years eve?
>>722322
Most of the time I'm either too tired or too busy to take up on all the good offers.
Which is kinda sad really.
>>722331
See? Someone else agrees!
>>722335
That I'd love.
Not many days to that either
>>722316
H-haven't you been awake since yesterday. Anzuu!!
>She pouted at you with a worrying face.
>>722317
Y-you think so? Ehehee..
>>722319
Good! Self restraint is a good thing to have anon.~
>She hit you in the back once.
>>722344
Though considering your personality I bet you get pretty grabby.
>>722343
Wonderful~ Will be looking forward to it.
>>722344
....m-maybe
>Twiddled her thumbs together shyly
B-but Nia...
>>722338
Yea, guy kills the mood whenever I see that face and makes me want to murder it.
And what's this about being sub/dom or whatever?
>>722306
Good night, Ainz! I had lots of fun tonight! Sleep well!
>>722309
Yeah! I don't know how time flew by so fast.. I guess the Alcohol helped with that. How was your rest thoguh? I hope you didn't have any nightmares!
>>722316
A-Aznmmmmmf~
>Nia's pleas became muffled from your relentless kissing and she fell down to the ground with you
>>722344
Yeah first make a connection then the lewd things get more intense~
>He chuckles at the hit then decides to return it
SUPRISE METTATON APPEARANCE ON YOUR CUDDLING THREAD! I JUST QUICKLY CAME BY TO GIVE YOU ALL MTT BLANKETS AND COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF METTATON, THAT'S ALL!
>>722379
>He unzips his trousers, pulling out his already erect dick.
You should prove it, then.
>>722313
Very doubtful
>>722357
I know that feel.
And the sub dom thing is that every time I get in a thread, suddenly, a swarm of anons appear and go all "Dominate me plz" and god damnit it gets tiring. Each and every single thread "Dominate plz"
Argh....
>>722353
As will I~
>>722348
G-grabby? W..what's that supposed to mean anon?
>She flustered looked at you with a worrying face.
>>722355
Hehee, I think Nia has witched her arm around you tonight hasn't she? I bet she's sleepy like a sloth right now too.
>Miyafuji teased you.
>>722366
Can't say I remember the dreams or any unpleasant things from last night, so that's a good start.~
>>722371
Uff, hihi. I see, I see..
>>722366
>Her kiss got weaker as time went on, her body mellowing out on top of you. Eventually the kiss stopped and she simply rested her noggin on top of yours breathing softly.
>She curled up and held your face close to hers gently, closing her eyes and resting there
>Senpai I'm dead I really should sleep, plus if you tired also we should continue tomorrow, eventually we'll get papa bones~
>>722378
I will treasure them forever.
>>722385
My sources say no
>>722355
Ayy Anzu I'm sorry about that stupid stunt I pulled.
Just by the time I was going to reveal myself innocently I had mistaken you guys making jokes about me for you all kind of hating me.
>>722378
>Anon reaches toward Mettaton as he leaves, opening his mouth just a second too late for Mettaton to hear him
.........I love you...
>>722394
I mean your hands will gain a mind of their own and grab other people... Inappropriately.
>>722318
that's good to hear, glad you had a nice holiday~
Bitte sagen Sie mir, dass Sie frei sind für die Nacht ~
>>722403
>He dejectedly shoves his dick back into his pants.
Oh.
Okay.
>>722404
WHATS THAT, DARLING?
>>722379
>blinks
No cuddles then?
>>722378
Hey there super star!~ Traveled far?
>>722420
>Anon blushes harder than Tsunderplane
>Anon's voice cracks
Y-you too.
>>722432
Most likely
(Real talk, I'm just doing an 8ball.)
>>722394
I ammmmm! but I'm gonna miss Miyafuji now when I go to sleep. Noo it's the toher way around! Anzu has been bullying me all night, save me!
>>722395
>Nia repeatedly gave your neck soft kisses as you rested your head on hers. She ruffled your hair and kissed your forehead one last time before snuggling up closely to you and slowly shutting her eyes.
>Let's fall asleep together~ <3
(im soooooooo tired)
>>722392
I like being dominated and all that, but I don't just friggen beg for it like a wimp... I am a sissy with standards...
...But recently I've actually started to be way more dominant then I have usually been and I love it...
But people already know me for... Ya know.
>>722394
If you ever want to play WT some time, you should email me (anonromance@gmail).
I don't think I want to look at thread anymore.
Though, I can't guarantee that I'll be good company.
>>722432
TRAVELED ACROSS THE LAND, INDEED SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE, THE POKE- WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SHOW...
UHH, ANYWAYS MIND IF I JOIN YOUR CUDDLES AND STUFF?
>>722435
...
>>722437
>Don't gotta tell me twice, I'm sleepin in my computer hair, goodnight Nia~ Lets get that papa bones good tomorrow!
>>722403
It's aight senpai you know we niggas talk shit bout everyone lmao shouldn't take a damn thing personally
>>722445
Go ahead, Mettaton. I don't mind.
>>722443
>tfw it's been 3 months since you've replied to my email
>>722445
>Anon's mouth moves but no words are coming out
>His life long (Since October) dream of cuddling with Mettaton is within his grasp, but he's so nervous
>Anon is trembling, he's such a fangirl right now
>>722449
Good night Anzu! <3
>>722406
O-oh..
>She thought for a second and began blushing slightly.
Y-yeah, you're kinda right on that. It does seem to happen rather subconsciously from me time to time.
>>722437
Teehee~ Is that so? I'm afraid you have to do it yourself, my sweetie.
>Miyafuji smirked.
And yeah I'm gonna miss you, but you still oughta go to sleep soon, or not. It's last December week after all, so it's probably fiine.~
>>722443
Oh hey, I was just about to go play in a bit. But why email, unless you don't want to share your nickname here.
Well then, we'll just have to bet on you being one!~
>>722449
Real talk though man, my covert spy game on point rite?
Nia is pretty
>>722461
Well I certainly don't mind, just don't grab me unexpectedly!
>>722450
>>722458
EVERYONE, TO THE METTATON-SHAPED BED!
>>722466
Nia has a pretty sexy voice~ :^)
>>722449
Ah, good night Anzu!
>She leaned in for a goodnight kiss on her forehead.
Sleep well cute neet.~
>>722468
But that makes me want to do it even more! Hehehe..
>She slyly smiled, showing her fingers move around a bit.
>>722471
>Anon sits down on the right leg of the bed
>>722473
TALK NUE WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
>>722471
>nodding and starts my walk to the bed
>>722473
No cuddles then.. Sorry to bug you.
>>722487
Concentrate and ask again
>>722493
How was Christmas, Nue.
>>722492
Sorry, the 8ball said no.
Some other time maybe?
>>722478
Well, I wouldn't stop you if you did.
>>722493
Spill the beans on all the avatarfags you know.
Which ones are twinky femboys, which ones are regular guys, and which ones are |real| females?
>>722410
Nun um ehrlich zu sein, ja, ich bin frei gerade jetzt
How about making a better holiday?
>>722439
Yeah I know, and the lack of dick on me has kept me avoiding you, sorry for that~
>>722479
>>722488
ALRIGHT,CUDDLE FRIENDS! UHH, HOW DO WE CUDDLE?
>>722497
Very doubtful
(This 8ball gets pretty damn accurate.)
>>722504
My reply is no
(There's only one avatarfag I have an idea of on physical appearance and they aren't an avatarfag, they're the one who wanted to start a tera group.)
>>722509
>Anon sweats loudly
We hold each other close, and wrap our limbs around each other, arms...and legs...
Maybe you can be in the middle, since that's the center of attention, a place befitting a superstar such as yourself.
>Anon reaches out to finally touch Mettaton's legs
>>722461
Looks like she passed out! Phew~ I think I'm gonna follow her lead and pass out too.
I hope you have a nice rest of your morning! <3
>>722466
Well thank you very much!
>>722473
H-how do you know? I've never talked to anyone here?
>>722498
Sure, if you want.
>>722506
Totally fine. I guess I can say that I can dom with the best of them? Eh, that just sounds weird...
But anyways, it's fine. Everyone has their own preference on what they like to do.
>>722501
Mhm?
>She pointed her right hand index finger to air to catch your attention as she quickly pinched you in the hips with her left.
Hihi, sorry I just couldn't resist. But now I'm off to play some games in the meanwhile, while lurking here.
>She skipped merrily out of the room.
>>722516
Thank you Nia, may you sleep well.~
>Miyafuji held your hand and smiled at you wishing the best possible dreams.
>>722518
Agreed, however it wouldn't be too bad to try it sometime?
I mean, we could have fun~
>>722530
I'm a little busy myself, but we can continue chatting later.
>>722515
AWW, THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL ANON! JUST DON'T GET THEM TOO DIRTY, ALL RIGHT?
>>722533
I would love to!~
Makoto here, finally started working on my 3D model of me!
I got a thread up to 59 replies basically discussing which way a particular bone of the rigging should be flipped 'owo
>>722509
>settles into the two of you with a cute smile, using my tail to keep you close into me
>>722539
Great~
>>722537
>Anon shivers as he runs his hand along Mettaton's smooth & cold metallic leg
Wow. These are pretty smooth.
>Anon looks at Mettaton, looking perfect as always
>Anon wraps his arms around Mettaton, and snuggles up close, looking into his eyes
>Anon intertwines legs with Mettaton, cause this is the best day of his life
>>722545
>smiling and blushes
Hehe, aside from that, how is your day?
>>722546
>Looks disturbed, looking left and right.
RIIIGHT...
>>722542
>My face turns slightly worried as body stiffens a bit.
>>722545
Loli Elena is super adorable
>>722551
Got room for one more?
>>722551
>Anon is unsure what to do
>He's blowing it
>This was his big break and it's slipping away
>>722551
Just relax Mettaton, okay?
>my tail softly rubbing your back
Nothing bad will happen.
>>722555
>Face shows nothing but true jou as my arms push >>722542 and >>722546 from the bed.
YES I HAVE ALL THE ROOM, ALL THE ROOM JOEL ALL OF IT LOOK, SEE ALK THE ROOM!
>Blushes while fangirling.
>>722565
Anon tumbles to the floor, dreams crushed like the lego tower he landed on painfully
>>722565
...
>pushed from the bed and stands up, walking off
>>722565
>Joel joins Mettaton in the bed, stepping over >>722542 and >>722546
Nothing personal, boys.
>>722578
No hard feelings, fella...
>shrugs
Rhin Khazarii... You are a fool for doing that...
>shaking my head as I walk off
Gah..
>>722578
WOW JOEL YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT AND STRONG AND TALENTED AND FANCY TEEHEE~
>Blushes whatever robot fluids are in ny face.
>>722550
Pretty good actually~
Yours?
>>722552
Have some more then
>>722582
>Joel waves his hand, feigning that he wants Mettaton to stop
Hey, I just have a talent, and as an entertainer, a responsibility to share that talent with the world. You know what that's like, you're in the biz.
>Is as naked as he is charming
>>722584
As of now, pretty good thank you!
>smiling, swaying my tail a bit
>>722586
Y-YES, OF COURSE! THE BIZ...
UHH SO MANY ANONS WANTED TO TOUCH MY LEGS TODAY, Y'KNOW MY LEGS, RIGHT? THE STRONGPOINT OF MY SHOW.
>Springs my leg close so Joel can see it.
YKNOW NOT ANYONE CAN TOUCH THOSE LEGS, ONLY SPECIAL PEOPLE CAN! HE...HE...
>>722584
>he turns you around, wrapping his around around you from behind and whispering into your ear as he presses himself against you
eine bessere Urlaub? aber ich habe ein schönes, großes Geschenk hinter Ihrem Rücken, und ich bin sicher, Sie werden es lieben. Ich weiß schon, es dich liebt <3
>>722596
>Joel lies on the bed with Mettaton, cool as a rather large cucumber, letting Mettaton come to him, not reaching out to touch or anything
Yes, I've seen the show. Those legs are the only thing that could stead the spotlight from the rest of you.
>[winning smile intensifies]
>>722612
>My Mettaton shaped heart melts as your words strike me, as my dreams collectively come true.
I...I...
>No being able to stand the hype, emotions, and happiness, I pass out.
>>722631
>Joel lies back and rests, it's not the first time someone in bed with him has fainted
>>722592
Excellent.
>Bites her lip
>>722607
Ein Geschenk? Show me?
>>722656
>smiling and giggles softly, my tail swaying behind me as I take a seat near you, looking you up and down
>>722662
Like what you see there darling?
>>722672
Of course~
>smiling with a soft blush, looking over you again, settling on your features and the features of your beautiful form
>>722631
>Joel leaves an autographed head-shot for Mettaton to find upon waking, which reads, "To my #1 fan, and TV's #1 host"
>Joel heads home to his loving wife Sarah
>>722656
I'll give you a hint, It's just like a panzer cannon
Big, long and ready to fuck shit up
>a smirks forms on his face as he chuckles at his own dumb joke, he runs his hand up the front of her body gently resting on her neck as he whispers into her ear
Ich hörte ein Gerücht, dass Sie dommed bekommen wollten, sind Sie bereit?
sagen Sie mir nur, wie rau Sie es wollen
Sad cause no renamon
Damn it, come back to life thread! Rhin demands it!
>>722826
Scalies are gross
>>722842
Gee, thanks...
>>722851
You could be anyone, or anything, even soft, cuddly, adorable bunnies.
But you choose to be a gross, scaly, cold, reptile thing with clawed toes.
Why not try out the furry threads? They might be more receptive to scales.
>>722894
Yep... Might as well call it a day, eh?
>>722895
...But this is where I have always been and always received well here.
>>722918
Your call. It's just a shame you choose to be ugly.
Fluffy is objectively better than scaly.
>>722940
Uh, o-okay? If that's your preference, sure...
>>722804
DID SOMEONE SAY MUTHA FUCKING RENAMON?
(I'm sorry. I've been playing Civilization V all night and it's getting to me.)
>>722951
Is that even supposed to be attractive?
I'm pretty sure it's the majority consensus that soft, fluffy girls are better.
>>722689
You're kinda cute when you're ogling~
>>722726
Ich möchte, hart, schnell und für eine sehr lange Zeit.
>>722940
>>722972
As much I don't prefer scalies myself, Rhin is a super cool fella to have around here.~
You can be the cute fluffy 10% animal girl if you want to. That's what I'm kinda as well here.
>>722972
I wouldn't know..
Besides, not really a girl, am I...
>swaying my tail and takes a seat
Why so mean, anyways?
>>722975
>blushing and smiles, biting my lip
I mean no offense~ I just know beauty and sexy when I see it~
>>722966
I would a renamon
>>722994
>waltzes up to you, wrapping my tail around your waist
Would you, now?
>>722966
Nice get Rena.
Civ 5? Nice, I'd want to play it but
>tfw nothing that runs it proper
>>722991
And I know excited when I see it.
You're just aching to get to know me more~ intimately... aren't you?
>>723010
N-nazi breasts..
>>723005
>straightens up a bit at the sudden touch
Oh most definitely
>>723017
Oh you like what you see?
>>723010
Funny... Didn't even notice...
>>723020
>giggles, shoving you onto the bed and straddling your lap
Good boy....
>>723010
Perhaps~ I wouldn't turn it down if asked~
>smiling and bites my lip still, my tail slowly rubbing your thigh
>>723025
Y-yeah..
(T-there's a high quality version of that bic in booru if you iqdb it!)
Jjjjiiiiiiiiiii...
>>723027
>landing on my back, the bulge in my pants is now in full view, i look back up at you expectantly
>>723048
Poke
>tfw Miya didn't email you when you wanted to play WT
Guess I'll take the hint.
>>723027
Well, I'm bored and checking gets is what I do when I get bored.
>Singles checked
>>723031
Oh just get over here~
>>723033
>33
>checked
(Thanks for the tip)
Well, wanna have a grab or something?
>>723061
Tfw you'll never be good friends with Miyafuji.
Why even live
>>723061
I asked you a question earlier anon!?
Here >>722443
I'm just really, really non email person. I check it like once in a month and use few times in half a year.
I'd rather prefer adding you through your ingame nickname.
>>723065
M-maybe one, if you post your best now!~
>>723065
>smiling and saunters to you, blushing and bites my lip, walking with a sexy sway, my large bulge in my leather thong prominent as I move
Very well~
>>723084
>not worth emailing
Forget I said anything. I'll leave you alone
>>723109
Stop being a babyback beta bitch.
>>723080
We could be!~
And never say things like that about not living, you should have more faith in yourself.
>>723109
P-please. I simply hate using email for anything. You have your ingame nick in WT which is easy to add, that is if you want to share it with me.
You're not bothering me or anything silly.
I want to stick my wiener in a witch.
>>723175
That sounds dangerous, wouldn't recommend it.
>>723182
Ohoho, still worth the risk.
>>723190
What if she sticks it into you?
>>723196
As long as it's not too big.
>>722966
Ayy, where you been?
Ich habe dich vermisst
>holds her close and shivers
it's very cold outside, hope you don't mind
>>723065
Oh, so enthusiastic~
>he gives you a deep kisses as he starts pulling your jacket open as I run my hands up the front of your body sensually rubbing the base of your perky tit before running my hands up the rest of the way rubbing both your nips before letting the shirt rest atop your tits
I wonder how many cucks it takes to slay a sperm whale
>>723065
>>723214
DO YOU LIKE MY GLOWING GREEN BALLS?!?
>>723326
Only if we can rub out rotting balls together
make some nice warm sausages
Nein-homo
>>723416
I vant to get closer and EMBRACE zeir pain
>>723430
Ja? can we start a fire?
>looking around
>>723452
Yes, the fire rises!
>>723456
Dead thread is dead
>>723456
Hi, how's it going?
https://www.tumblr.com/search/prinz+eugen
there's some good stuff you might like elena
>>723465
When thread will be more 'active'?
>>723469
It's okay. Just relaxing.
>>723084
I'm more for ass anyway~
>>723098
>Elena undoes her shirt buttons, and gets her pants off revealing her underwear
>>723214
Well you know me, head first into battle~
>>723452
FIRE! How wunderbar! Ja!
>>723474
>Linking tumblr
Anonnn!?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=prinz_eugen_%28kantai_collection%29
>>723482
I love both.~
>>723474
Dankeschön~
>>723486
Ah you're right, just the site I found it on :c
>>723489
Ah, the delicate flesh, ya...
>>723477
This thread should be more active soon, it usually is in the morning when the boys are still trying to jerk away the morning wood, but must I say you got a lovely pair of titties
>>723515
Oh, okay.
Thank you for compliment though! Unfortunately I'm not here for erp today. Just chilling.
>>723482
(Sorry cutie, I kinda dozed off there! Could we continue later in the day?~ I'd love to play~)
