ERP Thread
Post-Christmas hangover feat. cum edition
Previous thread >>708142
>>712620
Time for beer week till New Year's!
H o w d y
Heya
>>712633
Hey there, blue-hair.
>>712603
>>712582
never 5get </3
>>712650
Hey there, anon.
>>712649
I want Risette to dance lewdly and tease me!
>>712685
I won't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>tfw too shy and insecure to make friends
>tfw too lonely to stay away
>>712688
B-but whyyyy~?
>>712692
iktf
>>712593
>Nia squealed and giggled loudly
Aaaheheheh!~ Your "lips" tickle!!
>She placed her hands on your cheekbones and gave you a big kiss on your forehead, leaving a faint outline of her pink lipgloss on your bone white head.
And you're my favorite! <3
C'mon! let's do something fun, Ainz!! Lets raise an army and siege the ERP thread!
Mwahahahahah!~
>Her face still wore her usual joyous smile as she cackled evily
>>712688
Why won't you, Mrs. Resseti I didn't save my game
>>712692
Come and take a seat on papa bones gigantic lap. I will tell you a tale of the emperor who is also gigantic
>>712706
You have such cute eyes I want to fuck
>>712673
How's post-Christmas? Enjoying some time off from, well, everything?
>>712692
I'd like to be your friend!
>>712706
>My bad had to leave for a bit
The mouse I got is a razor naga thing with mad buttons, tryin to get the buttons to work but its bein all retarded lmao
>>712673
Whaddup senpai~
>>712718
I am stoned and playing Fallout 4 and I am trapped in a swamp
>>712697
I'm not that kind of girl, anon!
>>712707
Well that's your fault, now you're stuck with that yukiko slut!
>>712730
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>712706
>>712706
>The skeleton lifts nia up over his head now adorned with the lip shaped battle paint
FOR GLORY! FOR BONES! FOR ERP!
>adorning them both in magic armour the skeleton charges the throng of ERPers holding nia up above the chaos cackling all the way
>>712730
Sounds like a good time.
>>712715
You hurt that smile i break that face
>>712738
FOR YOU
>>712745
You break my face I'll spread your nuts on my breakfast toast like butter for protein
>>712718
I am, just had lunch with my family. Sadly have to go into work in a few hours.
>>712722
Nice digits. What's good senpai. I'm just scavenging in DayZ atm.
I'm also sick of these gift box captchas.
>>712743
Atmospheric games like that are great when you're high. I liked to play STALKER.
>>712750
You're nuts if you think a skeleton has nuts
>>712751
You have blue hair is it natural or blueberry
>>712757
YEAH? WELL I AM NUTS! RAAAAAH
>>712752
The only thing I don't like about open world games when high is trying to craft my gear as I always forget the components and I feel too lazy to craft my shit
>>712758
Natural, obviously
Also blueberries are good.
>>712770
I fucking love blueberries almost as much as I love you, you cool ghetto cat
>>712780
I dunno if I'd rank myself above blueberries, but thanks senpai.
>>712803
>>712780
>>712770
>>712809
>not blue raspberry
>>712751
Giftbox captas easy as fuck tho senpai tired of that street sign shit lmao
>>712817
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BLUE RASPBERRY
>>712826
>maximize magic, create greater blue raspberry
>>712858
d r o p p e d
>>712738
AINZ!! YOU LOOK AWESOMELY TERRIFYING
>She shouts amidst all the ensuing chaos. Nia, feeling like the Queen of the world as she soars through the air in your arms, raises her hand up and points at >>712826
Let him be our first target! Mwahahah!~
>>712875
NO NO WAIT DON'T TARGET ME DON'T SHOOT
>>712863
>>712858
Of course tiny blue raspberry one
>>712879
>the skeleton charges the foolish unbeliever fists full of lightning. Clearly this anon was about to be rectally ravaged as the adorable Nia rides him like a horse
MAXIMIZE MAGIC ELCECTRO COLONOSCOPY
>>712908
Who's riding who
>>712722
I'm sorry, I missed your reply amidst all the action!
Ooh, well a pro mouse for a pro gamer! I have a razer deathadder and I barely use the side buttons it has, and it's only 2!
>>712919
Nia's riding me and Anon is riding a tier 7 electric fisting
>>712937
Who's Nia
>>712934
Its nice for WoW but I wish I got the buttons to work before raid lmao whatevs tho, its all chill. I used 2 buttons for 5 years with my old mouse, its the perfect amount honestly
>tfw Nia misses your reply
Dead thread rip
>>712886
>Takes a swig from the glass of milk, giving herself a milk mustache
Thanks senpai, you're the best.
>>713061
That's not milk that's my sperm donation to the sperm bank
>>713070
>>712908
Mr. B-Bones... How could you?
>>713048
Why did you let it die anon, why?
Can I cum now?
I was trying to get home after the christmas party and i ended up here... What is this place?
>>713088
A place of wonders and joys.
>>713078
I do not posses semen raspberry blue. Only delicious milk.
>>713087
That depends, is your cock out and is it hard?
>>713095
You know what'd be a wonder right now? An aspirin... My head is killing me.
>>713097
Oh, good. I felt betrayed for a minute.
>Takes another gulp of milk
Ahhh~
Onyxia dropped no rogue helm this is shit nigga god damnit I just want my T2 helm, how we all doin right now, y'all niggas chillen hungover from christmas?
>>713265
just woke up, chillin. not doing much yet
tfw came here to jerk off
tfw am disappointed
>>713363
iknowthefeels.jpg
>>713358
Dope shit senpai, how was yo christmas? You hungover or just relaxin?
>>713265
I wish. No money for drinks and my hookup was a no show. Shit sucks.
>>713265
I wanna sleep desu, I'm super comfy right now.
But I have work.
>>713410
not hungover since im not really a drinker but my christmas was alright.
>>713410
>yfw I'm actually Nia
Who else is playing with their Christmas gifts?
>>713487
tfw dont have anything to play with
>>713506
me neither anon. at least not from christmas
>>713435
>yfw I'm 2 of the sluts you masturbate to in these threads
>>713535
which 2
>>713535
Twice the autism
>>713554
You'll realize soon enough~
>>713563
>yfw I've made you cum
>>713581
will i? kinda doubt that
>>713581
make me cum anon
>>713581
>I jerk off to any of you here.
>>713592
I don't care either way~
>>713608
I bet I already have
>>713611
>I jerk off to the thought of you jerking off to me
Glory days when?
>>713659
there are a few sluts ive jerked off to here and there are a bunch i havent so its entirely possible youre not any of them
>>713659
but this is my first time coming here
tfw am sleepy
>>713659
>I jerk off to the thought of you jerking off to me
Your thoughts are all it'll ever be.
>>713673
But there's also a possibility I am one of them. And guess what? I was stroking my fat, meaty man cock while you were~
>>713674
I'll make you cum in your sleep
>>713722
o-oh. okay..
>>713740
>I was stroking my fat, meaty man cock while you were~
well i sure HOPE you were
>>713740
bring it on your filthy succubus
or incubus
I dont care just make me cum
faget
>>713763
I am right now, too. My fat, meaty, jew micro cock
>>713779
>yfw I'll never post as a slut again
>>713862
enjoy your fap, 2sluts. thats what im going to call you, by the way, 2sluts.
>>713862
thanks for the sex, homie
>>713893
>>713917
>>713917
>tfw there will never be a huniepop character ERPed in here
>>713984
Jew!
You can't beat me in jewjitsu or Hebrew vocabulary!
The autism is strong in these ones.
>>714130
I won't argue that fact.
Looks like the thread is suffering from real hangover.
>>714193
miyafuji pls save us
>>714193
I'll suck your cock.
>>714202
I ain't no Jesus, even though there's a 'meme' about it regarding Miyafuji being mary sue.
>>714224
maybe not but you are cute as fuck so i guess that'll do
>>714224
Why are you still here
>>714210
I fuckin' love kitties
>>714236
If that works, that'd be great.
>>714237
Where should I be then?
>>714193
Miya!!!
>Appeared behind you and leaped onto your back hugging you tightly
>>714254
Take off your pants.
>>714257
>tfw ignored
>>714257
On my cock, playing some chess and getting high as fuck where else
>>714165
Come fight me, I am a level 73 rabbi
I'm back bitches.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s3AvRHoNmq
(I've said multiple times that I can't sing for shit.)
Who wants to shit post and chill?
>>714258
D-damn it Anzu, one of these days I'll get a heart attack from your cuteness.
>Miyafuji staggered a bit with Anzu on her back.
>>714272
I am fine with that
>>714264
I'm taking them off, Sergeant Flufferton
>>714294
>>714294
Stop eating you fat fuck
>>714292
AY STOP IGNORING ME MAN, WTF? YOU'RE SO MEAN.
>>714296
Hissss!
>>714272
shitpost and chill is about all im good for so sure
>>714294
>>714306
>>714311
>>714294
>>714320
>>714316
Why are they all throwing up
>>714294
>>714332
>>714292
>She held onto you a bit tighter and frowned
S-sorry senpai, I wouldn't want that to happen...how should I greet you then?
>>714336
>>714294
>>714292
Miya! Check out what I I'm building~
>>714338
Haha. It's fine, it's fine Anzu-chan. You can use CPR to revive me then.
>She laughed sincerely at your cuteness.
>>714348
Hot damn! What material is that exactly? M-metal?
I've never seen anything like that before for miniatures.
>>714348
I could build a better tank with nothing but a spoonful of semen
>>714372
You can't fly without wings
>>714396
Tell that to my striker units!
>>714372
Yup, it's laser etched and cut steel.
>>714407
No fair I didn't know you had striker units, I wasn't a good boy so I got no presents
>>714372
But I'm not certified for CPR...
>She nuzzled her warm face into your neck and blushed slightly
>>714425
Yeah but you are certified for CP
>>714425
You know what you are certified for, though?
This dick.
>>714409
Looks fancy but what's with the barrel muzzle?
>>714419
W-what?
>>714425
No worries, I can teach you one of these days.
>She pet your head whilst saying so.
>>714443
Its a solid piece, smaller than most toothpicks, so I can't complain too much on the lack of detail there
>>714481
>smaller than most toothpicks
Hahaha! Kind of reminds you of something, doesn't it?
>>714491
Yeah, it sure does.
>>714433
>Double dubs confirms certified
>>714443
>She squeezes onto you tightly turning even more red
T-that'd be really kind of you senpai...
>Wiggled her noggin against your hand and smiled
>>714514
Hahahahahah!
>>714527
Hahah.
>>714565
W-What's a penis?
>>714565
>>714578
>>714523
There, there.
>She caressed your hair through with her hand, feeling it and whirling the hair tips.
I'm feeling awfully tired for some reason already. Guess it's time to open that smoked juniper beer bottle I've been holding onto.~
>>714614
Nice kimono, Miya-chan.
>>714565
Ooh, very funny~
Wanna see it?
>>714889
yes pls
>>714810
Domo arigatou anon-san!
>>714955
Domo arigoto Mr. Roboto
>>714939
Too bad I'm not in the mood then, isn't it sweetie?
>>714955
Do itashimashite.
>>714973
that is too bad. i would have loved to have seen it
Ohayou~~~
>>714982
Really is a shame that nothing really arousing is going on right now.
>>714982
It's a nice cock. You don't know what you're missing.
>>714989
Oh hi.
>>714995
i agree again. not much point in posting your dick if it isnt fully erect, huh?
>>714995
I agree. It's been pretty dead.
>takes sip from from flask
>>715048
>>takes sip from from flask
Well, if anybody would like to play league of losers with me I'm Gimme the Nues on NA.
I'm really bored.
>>715101
id love to play with you but i dont play league, sorry
>>715091
Typing error. Accidentally copied and pasted the word "from". Stupid touchpad.
>>715101
I'd love to play with you, but you fucking suck
>>714614
>Sighed contently as you played with her hair, mellowing out happily
Gotta get drunk~ I wish I could join you but I missed out on last nights drinks
>Ate mad fuckin food and now I got Ice cream, so happy
>>715202
Hmm, seems like things have slowed now that the holidays are here. I assume that most are spending time with their families.
>>715164
Oh, ok...
>>715275
This beer is so damn tasty it makes me want to cry Anzu..
No wonder it's frigging 7€ per bottle.. But enjoy your ice cream.~
>>715311
Damn senpai that sounds like some dope beer, all the beer I drank tasted like fizzled sewage, but all I get to drink is shitty cheap stuff. And you already know I'm goin in on this ice cream, I could die happily right now~
>>715302
>>715164
https://youtu.be/cFpqbHUiabc
TELL ME HOW MUCH I FUCKING SUCK
Hello everyone.
How is everyone?
>>715343
Doing alright. Taking it easy and really just relaxing.
>>715343
Doing well so far. What of yourself?
Now in the hall of the necro lord,
Flash of fear when he sees my sword,
Raped his women, smoked his bone,
Leave a booger underneath his throne!
>>715393
King Rau, BEAT OFF!
Fucking...WANK!
King Rau, BEAT OFF!
Fucking...WANK!
Can't wait to feel it again,
And I need to feel home,
When I was somebody else,
Well I was just a boy...
METAAAAAAAAAL!
If you're going to pretend to be a little loli grill, why ruin the illusion with posting your dumb LONDON voice and penis?
>>715427
Because Nue wants to ruin everything until everyone wants him gone.
Also Nue has posted their dick? Where? I want to see.
>>715469
Mission accomplished?
Hi~
Checking in thread today <3
I'm so tired ;-;
>>715611
Nice to see you.
What have you been doing that's made you so tired, though? It isn't THAT late yet.
>>715628
I o-overslept until 4 pm today x:
I had to catch up from being awake since 7 am on friday with just 3 hours of sleep from the 24th...
>>715611
I'm really goddamn tired sleepy drunk tired right now as well, with the help of this amazing 9,0% alc. beer assisting.
Gonna drop soon. Hoping for nightmareless dreams..
>>715650
Hope there is someone to snuggle with you to help with the nightmares. Take care, Miya-chan.
>>715647
Ah, the wonder of being able to sleep whenever the hell you want...
Having days off is nice.
>>715647
Where's my rainbow cookies?
>>715647
Good evening, Princess.
>raises glass
>>715689
Thank you.~ You guys are the loveliest. <3
>Jumps into Anzu's bed and falls asleep bat off immediately over the covers..
>>715647
Tell them what you did last night!
>>715828
You're name shall forever be, Blue raspberry
>>715427
I was doing the vocaroos seperately until somebody figured out it was me.
>>715647
Howdy pleased to see you!
>>715823
>Curls up next to you as she wiggles in her sleep feeling a warm body near her
>>715828
>>716093
Ready to please~ or pleased to see me?
>>716093
>It's hazy
Well, we all know what happens when you get drunk...
>>716093
Cough twins cough
All these cucklords slurping on Nue's dick kek.
>>716126
For now, just happy to see your face~!
>>716153
Really? I guess I don't...
>>716157
O-Oh yeah...I got double teamed by two Mizukis...and then we all passed out at 3 am..
I'd do it again and again, actually.. <3
>>716183
>tfw you'll never be ranked a cucklord in anons eyes
why live
>>716190
as a fellow NYer who likely comes from an italian family, surely you too have a ton of leftover baked ziti sitting around which you and your family are working through no?
>>716203
I am Italian, and we do that "7 fish" thing from tradition..I'm sure you know about that~
we ate most of our left overs yesterday, tonight I think we're making burgers <3
I'm so hungry :c
>>716236
i dont have a big enough family to do all that seafood bullshit but yeah i know exactly what you mean. we made an entire pan of baked ziti even though theres only 3 of us here so now theres like 4 pints of it sitting in the fridge. ill be eating leftovers for a week, but im not complaining cause i love this shit.
>>716190
Man and some people struggle to get even one Mizuki.
>>716279
I really want that right now ;-;
>>716260
It's pretty good, anon <3
>>715953
Maybe you should give up on Nue and come back as a different loli, cause all I can think of now is a hideous britbong.
>>716332
You're getting burgers. Have patience with that hunger.
>>716332
ill trade you like an entire pint of ziti for just one rainbow cookie. those things are crack
>>716336
That wouldn't be fair to the people who dislike me as a person and would rather avoid me.
So I'm sticking around as Nue for their sake of not being paranoid that anybody could be me.
>>716332
That's awesome to hear. It makes me heart feel better to know that such a cute person like you is having a nice day
>>716359
If you were that concerned for people that disliked you, then you'd stay in discord or whatever other containment exists, or just leave all together.
"Trrrixie has heard that a certain Princess of the Night requests for Trixie herself! She will patiently wait for her!"
>>716415
There's a princess of the night here?
Also, can you at least be eye candy for the rest of us while you wait?
>>716415
Howdy I hope you are doing good tonight sexy
>>716425
i can easily answer that question for you
"trixie is eye candy just by virtue of existing"
or something to that effect
>>716425
"Princess Luna! Trixie is eye candy just by virtue of existing!"
>>716437
"She is doing great!"
>>716447
>>716457
Trixie's the hard, licorice-flavored type of eye candy.
Some people like it, but they're faggots.
>>716475
(You)
>>716457
Mmm could you do a show? Like getting yourself warmed up for her. Also I'm glad she is doing great
>>716457
Trixie, you've got a great cleavage and I'd love to stick my dick in between those gorgeous tits of yours.
Just so you know.
>>716510
Hi Trixie.
>>716475
"If Trixie was a candy, she would be Chocopologie by Knipschildt Only the rarest and finest chocolate can personify Trixie!"
>>716513
"Trixie isn't even sure if Luna wants to fuck her."
>>716518
"Thank you, thank you! They are absolutely divine."
>>716521
:^)
>>716377
There are still people who like me here.
I need to prove them wrong first.
Also somebody said they don't want me leaving just because things are rough and I respect his wishes.
>>716538
kys
>>716538
Divine indeed.
.... can I touch them?
>>716557
kek
>>716559
i like you. prove me wrong
>>716559
I hate you, you are annoying as fuck and please stop role playing as Nue and actually role play someone hot
>>716538
I'm pretty sure there is a lot who wants to fuck you or be fucked by you
>>716561
"No!"
>>716571
"Also no. The last time Trixie offered her tits for a man to fuck, he fled! She won't be fooled again."
>>716594
That man sounds like a fucking faggot.
I promise you my dick is completely erect and very much looks forward to being placed between your breasts.
>>716594
Can you tell us the story of when you fucked the Ursa Major?
>people actually welcoming Trixie
wtf happened?
Rhin posting in!
>>716579
This more your taste Anon?
>>716620
She stopped being a tease and fucked a few guys.
I think.
>>716620
the manchildren who get pissy about seeing a character they dont like left
>>716631
not him but yes
>>716593
"Obviously."
>>716611
"And he probably is! Shame, he ruined all your opportunities to titfuck Trixie."
>>716613
"Trixie never fucked the Ursa Major, but she did fuck it up! She saved an entire town from annhilaton by using her more-advanced-than-Twilight-Sparkle spells on it! The monster didn't stand a chance."
>>716620
"She is loved by all!"
>>716624
"Hello, Rhin!"
>>716620
I take what I can get. I would prefer 4-hooved Trixie, but if anon wants to play anthro/human Trixie, who am I to judge?
>>716642
Here's yet another (You). (You) earned it.
>>716631
No I like girls, and when I mean girls I actually mean regular girls without cat tails, no metamorphosis, and no dicks
>>716646
you're so fucking annoying. here's your last (You)
