ERP Thread: Sponsored by the SOS DAN
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>>2170437
Reeeee
As usual the Chief s-sends her warmest regards and th-thanks you for your support
>>2170310
Rude rhymes with lewd.
>>2170320
I'm sure you have a nice staff yourself <3
>>2170327
Well.. I can't say no to a nice seat..
>She skips over to the smirking anon, turning around and lifting her skirt she exposes her plump, round bottom, planting it on your lap
How's that?~
>>2170343
I love those messy lovey sessions <3
>>2170351
>With a faint blush covering her cheeks she looks at you confused for a moment, but soon changes to a wide smile, nodding in agreement
Sure thing Blake Cakes~ How would you like it today?~
>>2170437
Beautiful.
>>2170363 (Asellus)
The feeling's mutual, maybe one day we can help each other.
(One last advertisement in case mistress-Anon is here)
>>2170465
Maybe we can exchanges tips if possible. I like the sound of that.
>>2170438
Well, I seem to be a little stiff. Think you could help?
>I lean in even closer, my face mere inches away from yours while my hand slowly moves down from your shoulder towards your breast
>>2170458
Mmm, perfect..
>He shivers slightly, his bulge already pressing into your lovely rear through the layers of fabric, his hands resting on your wide hips.
Comfy?
>>2170458
It isnt too shabby. Especially when youre around. Gets even harder than usual then
>>2170458
DMG can you teach me the proper way to do the mating press?
>>2170476
Well I don't think I can help you much, since I'm not as suave or beautiful as you.
Does ERP have a Skype group for PM's?
>>2170458
(Ooh, I hope you're around when I come back.)
>>2170437
I endorse this thread!
>>2170458
Same here!
>>2170477
Haa~
>She moans a little when you grab her breast and you can feel her hot breath pat down on you. Mika then places her palm on your chest and slides it down to lets a single finger stroke the top side of your cock. She smiles as her finger continues and the wraps her whole hand around it and start to pump you gently.
How's that sweetie~
>>2170488
Very!
>She says with a bouncing, wide smile, wiggling her chubby hips across your slowly growing member, her round cheeks pressed on it
You?
>>2170490
Me? Making it harder?~ Now why would that be?
>>2170491
Mating press? Sounds like a wrestling move. Ask Mika!
>>2170437
i want to creampie that pussy
>>2170409
>a lusty, satisfied, groan booms from their side of the wall as your virile pre slides across her tongue, slipping down her throat alongside your leaky cock. Spurred on by the salty appetizer, her head bobs faster, throat clamping down around your immense girth. On each back swing, the tongue attending the delicious underside of your cum cannon twirls around your head, loud, needy moans begging for your release, pushing your manhood further and further towards the brink, milking you madly for her savory reward. Taking a fast breath, she calls out in a desperate voice
Cum for me, baby! Fill my mouth with your seed!
>>2170507
There's the discord, someone can get you an invite if you ask, but not me.
>>2170502
Nonsense, I know you can help me out. If Wiggins can do it, then so can you!
>>2170524
I want to make her squirm in delight... and play with her all night long.
>>2170458
>he smiles back teasingly, replying
Well, I believe I requested a dom the other day. Let's see what you do with a boy toy, Damage. If you want a boy that is, you are da mage after all.
>>2166407
His cheeks glowed red. "O-Oh, right! My bad, big sis! I didn't think of it like that.." He hugged her tighter, sitting down on her lap and resting his head upon her pillowy mounds.
>>2170586
Well that's sweet of you ma'am. If you need help with anything let me know.
>>2170514
>He groans quietly, his length throbbing against you warmly.
Nnng...for the most part. Feel a bit stuffy in all these clothes, though..at least, down there~
>He grinds his cock against your backside eagerly.
>>2170513
Nnn...that definitely helping
>Contrary to my words, my cock seems to get even harder and occasionally twitches in your hand
>I then close the distance between our mouths, our lips locking and my tongue slowly pressing into your mouth. The hand that was on your breast slowly increases its grip, squeezing and kneading.
>>2170602
Thank you sir!
>>2170514
Oh I think you know why. You seem to have that effect on people
>>2170612
You're welcome.
>>2170463
>>2170513
>Bows over and over and over
Thank you both for your support it really helps the SOS DAN provide services for you
When will it end?
>>2170621
Services?
>>2170456
God damn! You're a sexy messenger.
>>2170621
I'm still worried about how they treat you. But if you're fine with it, then i'm fine. Just... slow down abit Mikuru.
>>2170606
Mmmmph~hmmm~
>Her tongues strokes and swirls along yours and she starts to moan through the kiss as you play with her breast. Her hand applies more pressure and begins to squeeze your cock while doing long and hard pumps. She then takes a deep breath and closes her eyes as her head plunges into the water to get a taste of your cock. You can feel her wet mouth on you for a couple seconds before she come back up.
H-heh, guess I got a little excited.
>>2170627
When everyone are reduced to bones
Eh? Someone asked for me in the last thre-
I mean...
Eh? Someone asked for me a few threads ago???
>>2170673
Well, it wasn't me, but might I ask your name anyways?
>>2170643
Y-Yes...You see I offer services by the Chief's orders...And I always follow her orders
>>2170648
>She blushes a bit and bows
T-Thank you very much Anon
>>2170655
Oh...I-I thank you so much for your kindness and concern...I'll try not to work myself too hard
>>2170673
Y-Yes I believe someone did...An Anon I think
>>2170687
Lambdadelta~!
>>2170437
i cant even count how many doujins i've seen of haruhi pimping her out then ending up being "raped" herself
>>2170698
But could I get services from the chief?
(Sorry I left you hanging! Hopefully you're still around)
>>2170127
I didn't think you'd have the courage to actually...do it.
>Her words trail off into a soft moan, as soft yet firm mounds begin to sprout from her front, slowly taking the shape of an ample, bare bust.
>>2170698
You better keep your word Mikuru. I hate to see you in pain like last time.
>>2170702
A pleasure to meet you, Lambdadelta! I'm Blake.
>he extends his hand outwards
>>2170668
>I give a confused look as I see you dive under out of nowhere like that. Then with a shock I feel your mouth wrap around my shaft, which causes my whole body to quiver momentarily. The sensation was strange, as the inside of your mouth was actually cooler than that of the water we were in.
>As you surface all too soon I reply
Holy fuck! Come here!
>I pick you up and place you on my lap, my cock nestled snugly between your cheeks. I Run my hands down your front until they reach your mound where they start to go to work, slowly moving around its outside. All the while I softly kiss your kneck
>>2170721
Hello Blake!
>She roughly returns his handshake, leaving a purple piece of grape flavored candy in his palm
god fucking damn fuckbuddies motherfuckers and dicksucking dickgirls.
In other words.
God damn DMG
>>2170718
>I feel your breasts form and get larger in my hands. Although this is getting very strange, it also seems to be turning me on as you can now start to see a tent forming in my pants.
Why would you think I would refuse an offer like that from such a sexy ghost?
>>2170744
Drink your troubles away.
>>2170698
You are just too cute!
>>2170758
But my trouble is DMG
>>2170702
Are you a witch?
>>2170739
>withdrawing his hand, he stares at the foreign object quizzically for a few moments, then replies
Oh! Uh, thank you!
>shaking away his curious look, he attempts a sincere smile, unwrapping the confectionery deftly, popping it into his mouth
>>2170771
Drink until you can't see her anymore.
>>2170771
Solution, drink DMG.
POST YOUR F-LIST CHARACTER or an F-list.net character you fap to
>>2170709
(HA! I know right?)
>>2170714
I-I'm afraid you'll have t-to speak to the Chief about that...I can't give you a proper answer on that....I'm sorry Anon...
>>2170719
O-Oh I promise to do my best...Plus I almost have enough money to purchase a scooter to help me when I need to travel to fill our tea stocks again
>>2170767
O-Oh my....Um...Th-Thank you Anon
>>2170781
F-list?
>>2170729
W-whoa!
>Mika is at first shocked when you grab her, but gets instantly turned on when she feels your thick cock between her cheeks.
I didn't realize how strong you were~
>She mush her ass on your crotch and squirms and moans as you fondle her thick body. He head leans back and starts to kiss you back.
If this keeps up, you're gonna get me real horny Anon~
>>2170773
I am
>>2170776
Sure, uh, what was your name again...
Oh yeah, the "disobedient doggy" Blake! That's right!
>She laughs into her gloved hand
I'm SO sorry I left anons. Some serious irl shit came up an-
>>2170779
GERT!
>hugs gert with tight squeeze
>>2170781
Why?
>>2170787
It's fine, I'd love to see her come here. But I'm happy just seeing you Mikuru.
>>2170804
I mean, stuff happens. You gonna be continuing or what?
>>2170804
Oh the joys of being hugged, just look at the happiness in my face.
>>2170806
for fapping purposes
>>2170787
I can give you some money for a bike. It's no big deal my dear.
...
>>2170803
>he looks from side to side once, brow furrowing, them stares intensely into your eyes, a quiet fire burning behind his pupils
What did you call me?
>>2170751
Oh, nothing...you just don't seem like the type to act out his impulses.
>She teases you with a smirk and examines you from head to toe, immediately noticing your growing bulge.
Ooh, is that a present for me?
>>2170832
The disobedient doggy who Bern had to tie up because he was soooooo impatient!
>>2170795
Thats what I'm hoping for
>I say in a husky voice as my finger suddenly enters you, quickly fingering you for a few seconds before returning outside and going back to slow, sensual rubbing.
>I let out a soft moan as I feel you press down onto my cock. Your squirming on it makes it feel better by the second. Eventually, I start grinding my hips into you. All the while we continue invading each other's mouths, braking only momentarily for air
>>2170527
>DD's body shook in pure ecstasy as the female beyond the wall worked hiis shaft with wild, hungry intent. Often he would be able to hold out for longer, but this time around he simply couldn't resist the wave of pleasure milking him for all he has. Hearing her begging for his thick, hot cum only pushed him further towards his orgasm, and now he could feel it about to wrack his body any moment now. DD cries out and calls to the stranger,
F-Fuck, I'm cumming!
>DD grits his teeth and throws his head back, letting out a loud cry as the first hot load pumps its way into the female's mouth, immediately painting the squishy walls of her oral cavern, and drowning her tongue with his salty seed. He groans very loudly over and over, as his hefty nuts tighten. Another thick rope of alabaster cream pours out across her gullet, happy to be feeding her a nice, creamy reward for her efforts.
(Sorry for the huge delay, got pulled away.)
>>2170830
Hmm...
>She walks up to the mysterious woman, with a rose in hand.
Hello my lady.
>>2170858
...
Hello, I am Rei Ayanami.
What is your name?
>>2170817
To tell the truth I'm not to in the mood... Maybe in a bit
>>2170824
If you didn't want to be hugged why did you come here?
>She squeezes the little girl a little tighter before releasing her
Sorry... don't get the axe again.
You bet it is. And I'm thinking I am going to act out quite a few more impulses pretty soon
>I let go of you so you can float down and better examine my cock, already throbbing against my pants
I was given some alcohol
I would like somebody to join me in feeling good.
>>2170869
What's wrong with my axe?
>>2170787
So...what kind of services does the pretty girl provide?
>>2170869
Welp. Third time tonight that stuff has been sidetracked for me. Great.
>>2170851
Hah~hoooh~man~
>You can feel her tight slit quiver around you as you play with it. She starts to breath heavily and her nipples perk up. Her body keeps shifting from your touch and her meaty ass continues to push on you.
H-How long are you gonna keep teasing me~?
>>2170882
>Hnnnnnngggggg
>>2170868
My name is Asellus, Seeker of Beauty. It's a pleasure to meet you my darling Rei.
>She extends the rose to Rei
Take it.
>>2170524
O-Oh my....
(Sorry for missing your post)
>>2170815
Oh...I'm sure she'll come by one d-day and I'm glad you're happy Anon
>>2170827
Oh...Um..W-well...I wouldn't want to be a bother...
>>2170901
Oh..Well everything...From Making tea for you to serving you a meal...To simply sitting down with you and listen to you...And...Well other services as well
>>2170787
unfortunately almost always written (or at least translated) by people who think Haruhi would have the superior pussy
I have a mighty need to fuck a robot right now.
>>2170894
It's sharp... and it can hurt me
.. you wouldn't hurt me. Right Gerty Pie?~
>>2170903
Sorry sweet pea <3
Have best booty
>>2170916
Anonymous are you okay? Is something wrong with your heart? That is a sound I have heard from people with things wrong with their hearts.
>>2170894
And FLUFFIN apprerantly my FLUFFIN dead headed citizen can't deal with their own SHISH. I'll take my FLUFFIN leave now.
>>2170930
>>2170934
Not even horny at this point, but thanks, at least.
>>2170903
Hey anon. I'll fuck you. What's your type, and what kind of sexual stuff do you want to go down? No pictures, if you're OK with that.
>>2170917
God, those perfect features.
>>2170936
G-gone already?... Bye Gerty! Come back soon!
>>2170950
Thanks anyways, anon, but I'm just so out of the mood now it's not even funny. Glad to hear that someone cares, though.
>>2170917
>Rei takes your gift, not yet understanding your implications.
You came here to seek beauty? What is your criteria for beauty? What do you do once you find beauty?
>>2170924
>She stares right back with her orange eyes and grins with pride
I spied on you two!
Bern is a special friend. What's wrong, are you embarrassed? She's good with her hands isn't she? It would have been sooo much better if you'd just let it all happen without resistance.
>tfw nobody will ever play Marie Rose or Honoka
>>2170908
Your ass just feels so good I didn't want to leave it.
>I pick you up slightly so you are hovering over my cock. Then I slowly lower you so it slides into you pussy. As you bottom out I start to play with your nipples.
Thereeeee we go.....damn you are tighter than I remember
>>2170968
There was a Marie Rose once upon a time, like back in the days these were on /b/, but they'd only post 2-3 times and be a massive tease then vanish.
>>2170879
I guess I better unwrap it, then...
>After floating down to your crotch, she messes with your pants and lets your hard cock free, examining it lustfully. She gently tugs on it as her tongue licks its underside, from the base of your shaft to the tip of the head.
>>2170968
We all got that one thing we want people to play.
>the no plain doll
>>2170935
N-no Im fine. I will take you up on your offer for fun though!
>>2170922
You're never a bother to me Mikuru. You should've known already.
>She takes out her wallet, and hands Mikuru money.
There we go.
>>2170952
They are to die for... right?
>>2170963
How robotic of you... I just find women beautiful as all... and what I do to women I find beautiful? I try to please them to the best of my power.
>>2170994
I'd prefer to live for you rather than die for you.
>>2170922
This is weird.. I really want to touch you, but at the same time you're so sweet and.. calming to be around.
>>2170979
>My legs nearly give out from this new sensation as your slightly cool tongue and hand do their work.
Oh fuckkkk.... Ive never felt anything like this before
>>2171007
Then live. I have no control over you.
>>2170975
Haaaaa~aaah
>She lets out a passionate moan as you slide into her sex. While nice and tight, it had no problem letting your thick shaft in due to how moist you made her. She bites her finger and starts to begins to pant as her body starts to move up and down on you. Her soft bottom pats your waist and the water starts to splash on your bodies.
A-and you're biii~iiger than I remember~<3
>>2170922
Other services huh? How about you show me whats under that top of yours?
>>2170990
Yes, fun, excellent.
>She leans towards you, her eyes unfocused and a slight smile on her face
We should get acquainted.
>>2170994
...
Is it not normal for one to ask questions when they are unsure? You find all women beautiful, including me?
>Rei looks at the rose you gave her.
This rose is a sign of your affection?
...
You are appealing as well.
>>2171033
I'm just getting started, hun~
>Her tongue wraps itself around your cock and balls, massaging them all over. The ghost then thrusts forward, swallowing your member whole. The cool, wet interior of her mouth envelops your member, rubbing it gently as she bobs her body up and down.
>>2171053
I'm glad that you find me appealing lady Rei.
>She bows before Rei, and stands right back up
I am not worthy of such words. And the rose? It is a sign of affection, and our first meeting together.
>>2171078
Hm.....
>>2170930
>>2171041
>I grope your massive tits as they bounce up and down, squeezing firmly. My body quivers occasionally as your insides are rubbing against my dick head in just the right way, causing intense stimulation. Because of this, you feel sporadic, yet hard and powerful throbbing inside you
>>2171048
The name is anon. What is yours?
>I can smell the alcohol on you.
How much did you have to drink?
>>2171082
>She began to sweat a little when Parsee stared at her.
Um... h-hello Parsee. I've see that you have arrived.
>>2171078
...
You are welcome, Asellus.
...
Are you afraid I will forget you? I do not think I can.
>>2171086
Perv.
>>2170964
>his features grow worried as you elaborate, a slight tremor in his voice
Special friend? Does that mean you can also do what she does?
>>2170855
>hearing your cry, feeling your madly pulsing member leap wildly in her mouth, her lips clamp down in preparation for the long load ahead. As the first wave blasts into her mouth, she begins to swallow madly, frantically keeping pace with the flow of viscous fluid. Her own lustful cries are muffled by the copious cascade of creamy cum, brought to her own orgasm by the magnificent meaty manhood mauling her mouth. The loud groans are interrupted by a hacking as she chokes on hot semen, overwhelmed by the sheer volume spewing forth. She collapses backwards, still in the throes of her glorious peak, jamming her fingers into her dripping wet sex as your powerful shaft looms above her, shooting its last pearls across her body, marking it like property. After a minute passes, her breath finally slowing to normal, she rises back up, planting a loving kiss on her new favorite attraction. She calls out,
Don't you think about not coming back. I'd kill for another crack at this cock.
>>2171096
Rin, Rin Tezuka..
>She pauses, closing her eyes deep in thought
As much as there was.
>She nods certainly, then opens her eyes again, looking at you
>>2170989
I want someone who posts as the Touhou Alice that actually fucking plays instead of teases then vanishes.
>>2171071
Ohhhhh my god ohmygodohmygod this is crazy
>My legs start to shake and I slowly have to sit down. All the while you keep sucking. Clearly I do not know how to handle this foreign sensation of a ghost
This is getting too intense.
>>2170989
I want the plain doll here already.
>>2171121
She plays in private.
>>2170994
>She shyly takes the money and tears up....She hugs the woman tightly and sniffles softly
>>2171020
I-If you want Anon...We can start with the much...Softer services
>>2171044
>She blushes and slowly began to lower her top so he could get a good look
>>2171116
Mmm I knew the familiar style. But I wasn't sure who was it.
>>2171088
Mmmmph~uuuhnf~hmmph~
>Your nipple teasing starts to drive Mika insane and her pussy tightens around your pulsating girth. She moans with each thrust. With out pulling you out, she start to turn her whole body around and her dripping muscular leg passess your face. You are now face to face and she wraps her big arms around you and kisses you as her body bounces on you.
>>2171121
We always want what we can't have.
>>2171105
Well... I just think of myself as someone that is forgettable. So I leave a rose, is that wrong of me lady Rei?
>>2171140
>She holds Mikuru closed to her, letting the tears onto her clothes
It's okay... I just want to make you happy.
>>2171120
>Slowly, I move in closer to you, my eyes looking up and down your body
Well then, Rin, what would you like to do for fun?
>>2171116
I sure can
>She slowly reaches her arm out to your sweaty face with a devious grin
And more!
>She quickly slips the purple candy out from between your lips and pops it between her own
>>2171153
tfw /erp/ will never get a Bloody Marie player.
Why even live?
>>2171163
W-why?D-do you not love me?
>>2171172
Do not sexualize Lady Maria.
>>2171167
It is not. But you are not forgettable.
>>2171153
I can only hope the Ace Attorney anime will bring a Franziska RPer.
>>2170511
I hope you're ragyo when you come back
Softer services? Then could.. Could I rest my head in your lap?
>He looks a little uncomfortable making the request, still torn between love and lust
AHHHH......
>>2171106
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>tfw no one to talk sweetly with while we both lay in bed
>>2171168
The same things everybody else do for fun here, right?
>She stares into your eyes, eyebrows raised playfully
>>2171180
No! I was waiting for when you would get back!
>>2171143
Sometimes you get bored and turn into a spicy temptress. Happens to everyone. Hope you liked the show!
>>2171171
>eyes now wide with trepidation at your confident touch, his mouth hangs open as you sensually steal the candy, frozen in place. He asks softly
So...I should learn from my mistakes with her...right about now, yeah?
>>2171204
WHOOOOOOOOOO
>>2171148
>I almost lose it completely as you spin around. You feel my cock twitching like crazy inside you
UNGG FUCK!
>You barely get all the way around before my hands latch onto your ass, half squeezing and half pushing you up and down. I start to thrust so powerfully that we can barely keep the kiss going.
>>2171195
Thank you very much for your kind words Rei. I sometimes worry about that fact, it's a nightmare for someone that wants to please others.
>>2171133
Too intense? Oh, poor guy. Try not to cum just yet~
>She floats a couple of inches away and spreads her cunt wide open, before slamming herself against your crotch at full force.
>>2171106
ey bby u wan sum fuk?
>be me
>never really fully explored my sexuality
>start coming to these threads solely to shitpost
>eventually decide to adopt a female avatar as a "joke" and see how long it would take for people to start ignoring me
>many did, but a few didn't
>talk with some really awesome people
>realize how much I enjoy being treated like a girl
>start shaving everywhere
>everywhere.
>notice my mannerisms and way of speaking in real life have become more feminine
>tfw /erp/ is changing my life
>>2171206
This is it. This is the last one you're ever going to get from me. I'm sorry, but, I've got to move on sometime. So, that being said, here's your last one. Please treasure it, as I've treasured you.
>He takes a deep breath, and then sighs out.
No.
>>2171207
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>>2171220
HA!
You think I'm gonna fuck you?
>She jumps up and lands in mid air on an invisible seat, floating around in front of you and laughing - a bucket of popcorn appears in her hand
>>2171217
Well then...
>I close the distance between us and give you a quick kiss followed by a much longer and passionate one. One of my arms wraps around you as the hand on the other one slowly goes toward your breasts
>>2171219
R-really? T-thank you.
>>2171207
(l-lewd... holy shit)
>>2171226
How do you please? Do you have sex or do you perform different services?
>>2171167
>She smiles and dries her eyes
Thank you so very much
>>2171204
>>2171213
>She smiles, nods and sits down on a lounge bench
Of course you can Anon
>>2171250
(Sup Bootylicious~)
>>2171250
>Little white disk
Ha.
>>2171224
(hey sorry to cut this short, but I'm about to pass out, do you have an email so that I can reach you?)
>She squeals with your powerful shoves into her insides and she grabs you even tighter, her muscles start to tense back up and her hand grabs the back of your head so that she can lick all over your face.
>>2171247
lol i posted it again .jpg
>>2171250
>mfw no Augmented games
>>2171121
As the others said, I just don't play in the threads. I can give you my email address if you really want, though I'm kind of busy with work related shit today.
>>2171195
>>2171280
>nibbles ears
>>2171280
I do what the lady finds most enjoyable, and go with that.
>>2171281
It is not a problem Mikuru, just making you smile is enough for me.
>>2171265
>he remains rooted in place, eyes tracking you carefully.
No, but whatever you have in mind, it seems like playing along is my best option.
>>2171235
D-don't worry. I can still hold my-
>I cant even finish my sentence as I suddenly find myself inside of a tight, cool cunt. My eyes rock backwards and a small amount of drool dribbles from my mouth.
>After nearly a minute I manage to tell you to continue
>>2171215
Hi Nue.
>>2171300
>mfw no Fumi to fuck.
>>2171270
>She steps back surprisedly as you kiss her, but then leans forward into you, returning the kiss just as passionately, closing her eyes
This is pretty forward of you, Anon..
>>2171332
Please don't compare me to him.
>>2171220
I will take a time to play with you in the future tho. I thought you only play male.
>>2171310
>Rei moans out loud and arches her back into you. Her hand reaches up behind your ear, giving you a welcoming scratch.
H-hello, Polt. How are you doing?
>>2171322
...
What do most women find enjoyable?
>>2171280
Hm...... Hello Rei.
>>2171300
>picks you up
This is no safe place for a junior scientist fumi. back to hg with you little lab assistant.
>>2171250
You too Aaliyah, dont make me force that into an order. You know what they do to toasters here.
>>2171281
>He comes over and lies on the bench, his head resting in her lap. The tension seems to be visibly draining away from his face already
Ooh.. Mikuru..
>>2171362
dem tittays tho
>>2171361
I'll do whatever, man. I'll play as a god damned paraplegic sea slug.
>>2171362
It depends on the type of lady really. Some just want to talk, others want me to have sex with them... and some just love my presence.
>>2171369
I'm old enough to be wherever I want, Baron. But since you're so willing to not let me walk let's go back to HG.
>>2171343
But we did, there are certain conditions you meet when you worked for me remember?
>>2171286
(No problem. It is [email protected])
>>2171323
Aw...you're trying to be tough!
>She flicks her wrist at you and you fall on your back
What do you want? What do you reeeeally want? Huh? You want to fuck me? Take out your dick!
>She stuffs a handful of popcorn into her mouth, speaking through the food in her cheeks
You'd be cowering right now if it were Bernkastel dishing out the commands! You should know I can be just as cruel if I want!
>>2171274
Anything for you!
>>2171362
Im feeling-
>she whispers into your ear slowly moaning into it
hot tonight~
>>2171365
Hello.
...
>>2171380
...
Females enjoy titties?
>>2171395
Then I am not... wrong. You are not unlike a host that Misato brings home with her.
>>2171351
Well, you said you wanted to do what the others were doing
>My hand makes it to your breasts where it grabs gently and squeezes
We could have some more to drink first if thats what you want
>>2171397
>>2171343
>>2171300
>>2171250
>>2171417
everyone likes boobs
even gay guys like them
>>2171415
>Rei's red eyes stare at your face so close to hers. She reaches out and gives your nose a lick, making sure to hold your head close.
...
I see. Perhaps you should take of your clothes?
>>2171408
goodness gracious that booty!
>>2171417
Care to elaborate?....There have been a few...
>>2171438
GOOD GRACIOUS
ASSES BODACIOUS
>>2171417
Misato? Is that a friend of your's by chance? Also i'm glad to be compared to a host of sorts.
>>2171428
>She gasps slightly as you grasp her breast, biting her lip
No.. do not stop..
>>2171405
>sprawling backwards, he quickly sits up, supporting himself with his hands. Panic taking hold, he blurts out an answer to your first questions, stopping himself slightly too late
No, I-
>shutting up with haste, not wanting to be seen as insubordinate, he quickly undoes his button and zipper, retrieving his half hard member. He replies to your warning
Yes ma'am! I understand. Please don't hurt me!
>>2171441
Misato you owe me a drinking contest
>>2171322
>Kisses her on the cheek gently
>>2171370
>She smiles warmly and begins to stroke his hair gently while humming softly
>>2171441
The hosts you bring home with you, after you have gone out to consume alcohol, who you later have loud sex with or talk to all-night.
>>2171453
She is here: >>2171441. She is my handler.
>>2171434
I am not surprised.
>>2171485
and everyone loves rei ofcourse
>>2171471
>Squeezing harder I return to kissing you. The hand on your back drops down and starts to treat your ass in a similar manner to your breasts
>>2171449
https://youtu.be/66p5aHWk7T0
>>2171441
Hello there! Havent seen you since that champagne in the hotel
>>2171397
I don't.
Any Anons who would like to graciously donate their souls?
>>2171408
Let's get married!
>>2171482
Oh? I... wasn't expecting that from you. I guess I should return a favor
>She kisses her on the cheek as well
>>2171485
Handler, so she watches over you. I see. But I must say, she looks mighty beautiful.
>>2171435
>she flinches and wriggles her nose after doing that and laughs at the reference.
Hmmm. Sure! Sit down rei, and let this doggy sit on your lap~
>>2171515
>hands you my soul
>>2171474
>She spits out the popcorn onto the floor as she busts out laughing
Ahahahaha
Jeez...don't actually cower...
You didn't answer my other questions you know
>>2171324
>She giggles devilishly as she stares into your eyes. She rams against your penis, constricting it against her tight walls. Every thrust is faster and rougher, aiming to milk you for all you're worth.
(Why is the new captcha so shiiiiit. You have no idea how long it took me to send this one post.)
>>2171515
Does it hurt?
>>2171417
You're looking well than last time, even after you did leave.
>>2171116
>DD moans continue from the other side of the wall, as his orgasm finally begins to slow. His balls had thoroughly emptied themself into the female's mouth and across her body as she directed it, having complete control over where he cums. His cloudy spunk plasters her face and chest, and DD's moans start to gently eb out as his orgasm begins to slow, and the sweet ride that is his afterglow fills his head with satisfied release. He hears her words, and drones out a response the best he can with his head in the clouds
I-I'll certainly try not to, that was incredible!
>>2171493
Mh...
>She lets out a quiet moan into your mouth as you grope her ass, leaning more of here weight against you, her breasts pressed tightly against you
>>2171543
I try to make it painless as possible but it will probably hurt, if I were to do a favour for you would that seal the deal?
>be me
>be a kissless virgin
>start coming to these threads solely to jerk my dick to cute anime grills
>eventually decide to adopt a female avatar as a "joke" and see how long it would take for people to start jerking their dick to me
>many did, but a few didn't
>talk with some really clingy virgins
>realize how much I enjoy being treated like a goddess because these virgins put me on a pedestal
>start masturbating everywhere
>everywhere.
>notice my mannerisms and way of speaking in real life have become more pathetic and awkward
>tfw /erp/ is changing my life
>>2171574
Nue
>>2171535
>I start to lean backwards, my arms shooting out to prop myself up. Within seconds my arms give out and I am barely holding myself up with my elbows. The entire time drool continues to leak from my mouth I try and say something but what comes out isnt even words at this point.
>>2171574
>>2171490
...
>>2171521
Yes. She watches over Shinji and Asuka much more than I.
...
She is appealing as well.
>>2171522
>Rei nods. She gives your cheek a kiss before sitting down on the edge of the bed. Her pale legs hang off the side. She pats her skirted lap for you.
>>2171547
...
You hurt me.
>>2171582
Please have sex with me.
>>2171590
And?
P-please be my gf
>>2171574
>>2171515
Sounds like it would be extremely painful.
>>2171590
>>2171600
I think i'm sensing... some animosity from the two of you. Mind asking me the problem?
>>2171608
ok
>is ur gf now
>>2171206
There's a jinx here now?
>>2171518
M..Married? YES! YES! YES!
>>2171560
>As you lean into me you feel my cock throbbing through my pants against you. The hand that was groping your front is now slowly moving down your stomach. Even in your drunken state you have no doubt where it is headed
>I break the kiss, only to move my mouth down to your neck and I start sucking on it
>>2171530
>he stares up at you with a mixture of confusion and desperation, fear pulsing through his veins. He cries out in frustration
I want to fucking make it through this with as little pain as possible! That's what I want! You're the one knocking me down with fucking magic, yelling at me to take my dick out, threatening me! Tell me what it is you want, or are you just fucking with me!?
>>2171582
You the same anon as before that I ended up drinking?
>>2171627
>replying to yourself instead of me
O..Okay.
>>2171619
Ya!
>>2171618
>sucks your dick exuberantly
>>2171570
Now im interested, do you have any special talents.
I DEMAND CUTE BUTT PICS NOW!
>>2171637
This isn't about you kid, scram.
>>2171651
pls no
you'll wake up the alice shitposter again
>>2171617
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
>>2171614
I try to not make it painful, so how bout it?
>>2171651
>>2171600
I did not enjoy it.
>>2171615
Parsee hurt me. She dug her nails into my chest.
>>2171615
She was the one that wanted to play, but she could handle just a little pain. So she ran away.
>>2171620
>She presses her own crotch against yours as she notices the stiffness in your pants, letting out a quiet gasp as your mouth starts to suck on her neck, and her eyes following your hand down to her lower regions
>>2171623
>Her face turns phlegmatic and serious as she gazes down at you
I don't want a thing, Blake, you came to me.
>>2171664
I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE PICS
>>2171645
Well, I certainly can't complain.
