ERP Thread
Open the presents edition
Previous thread >>695029
Hope everyone has had a pleasant eve and Christmas day.~
>>699116
I got coal for being naughty in these threads.
Neppy new year.
>>699116
We did cute lewd one~
(also incredible the show of last.night. I have cum lots)
>>699116
Miya chan~
>Hugging the 'cute husband'
>>699126
Cute little heart~
>she holds it like a teddiebear
>>699148
o-ok then, could you hold me then?
>>699148
>is squirming all about in excitement
>>699176
>she picks up the anon by the arm pits and holds him close into her cleavage, how her sister taught her people should be held
>>699178
your a willey one arnt you~
>her grip gets tighter
>>699192
>is squeezed tighter
>>699192
>wraps his arms around her and snuggles into her cleavage
you're the best
>>699211
>a hand cups her breast as he whipsers into her ear
well you do have some other holes im sure ill fit into~
>>699211
>he frowns a little as she takes out his cock from her mouth for air
If you wanted air you needed to ask me
>he said before showing up his cock into her mouth once again, this time he holds her head and starts to move it back and forth cross his length (enjoying so Far?)
Merry Kurisumasu
>>699259
>Precum was leaking from his cock by fault of the pleasure, moaning was escaping from.l his lips as he was getting closer with each thrust and he wasn't willing to pull back
Mmm fuck.. Get ready~
>>699276
>hurls brick
>>699346
>he groans as he gives a last deep thrust into her mouth and started to pour his cum. Ropes of the gooey substance hitting her back of hee throat as he was moaning outloud
Mmmmfuck ~!!
>>699385
I keep my head on the end of your cock as long as possible, but have to break contact after a point with a splattering of semen hitting my face as a result
I show you my salty bounty before swallowing it down.
>>699374
I jolt back and can't get a word out after realizing I'm feeling your stiff member in my hand. A slight trickle of precum connects my palm to your cock as I pull it away in a panic.
>>699420
you offered a handjob didnt you? changing your mind soo soon?
>his hand trails up her tigh as he gets close to her again, such a smirk accross his face
>>699420
>he grins and nods while petting her hair at the show she did for him as his cock was throbbing sensitive in front of her
Mmm good slut~ want to feel a load inside you as well~?
>>699434
Anon t-this isn't the same thing!
>>699469
>his hands reaches between her legs as he whispers warm breath in her ear
no... same general idea... i just want us both to get off~
>>699547
I'm very unsure about what you want to do here anon!
Despite my panicked tone I make no effort to move away
~ M e r r y C h r i s t m a s ~
Hope y'all have a good day!
>>699609
You too famo
>>699547
Anon, you there?
>>699609
Y-you too senpai
Heyhey~
tfw no aggressive, horny futanari girls to tie you down and rape you for christmas day.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I HAVE NO EYE-DEAR!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, I hope you all hae a great day.
>HGA fag
>>699832
You too!
Sure is quiet.~
>>700070
Pretty much is Xmas
Yo whaddup mother fuckers I'm awake and alive, I actually got some presents from my friends family which is dope as shit, how we all doin this morning? Merry Christmas niggas, whose tryin to get the hands in SF3/4 lmao
>>700138
Nothing wrong with that.
I want to shoot a hot load of jizz into one of you.
It's Christmas!
I slept for 3 hours and have a tremendous hangover!
:^)
>>700210
I'd take it but I'm slightly busy!
Unless you're fine with reallly slow people..
N-no, this is too lewd anyway!
>>700218
i just slept for 3 hours but no hangover
>>700220
Nue, I have a present for you
>Slaps his slimy cock across her face
I hope you like it!
>>700178
Ohaiyo Anzu-chan. Sounds like you actually had good time. I'm happy for you.~
>>700218
Don't get surprised when you fall asleep on your chair suddenly.
>>700220
I want to tie your balls up and smack them.
>>700218
God, I hate hangovers.
I've heard drinking a lot helps.
Non-alcoholic stuff, that is.
>>700270
It was nice! I got lots of food for christmas, some clothes, and apparently his family caught wind of the fact I wanted a wearable sleeping bag and they actually fuckin bought me it LMAO
>>700288
Water! I have mine here <3
>>700227
Yeah...we never do anything on Christmas Day, just stay home and be lazy~
>>700270
I look forward to it c:
>>700310
Haha! That's great.
>Miyafuji was smiling happily for you.
I'm back to drinking wine and some more alcohol later so I'm tipsy again already, hue.
>>700285
W-wha?!
Oh, -those- balls.
>>700250
N-no, wait!
I'm not Nue!
I don't even like futa cock... Much!
I mean, I don't like it so much that the sight of one would make me fall into a trance!
>>700326
>Rushes over and hugs you tightly, squeezing you with what strength she had
I think someone gifted us some spiced rum so I think I'm going to get trashed and see how I am drunk, I've still never been like shot out of my mind drunk yet lmao
>She glanced up at you with a cheerful smile
I'll probably just post about how cute you are honest~
>>700332
>futa cock
>implying
>>700342
Hihi, guess the Christmas Sis's will be drunk tonight.~
I still need to finish my second page writing for the smut story, also was planning to take pictures of cute doujin to upload on sad panda for Christmas present to everyone.
>>700378
Ouuuh I'll be looking forward to it senpai! You know I ain't got shit going on lmao I'm just eatin snacks and camping this world boss in WoW. Oh I almost forgot, I got a pretty nice tea maker thing, it heats up water quickly and I also got mad fuckin things of tea so I'm set for awhile~
>>700400
Oh so you like tea a lot, eh?
>>700419
>She nods excitedly
Tea is so comfy when you have cookies or other sweets, its my favorite hot drink!
>>700343
Don't give me that look!
>>700442
Sounds nice, I'm just a simply alcoholic beverage lover myself. Haha.
>>700504
I think if I could afford alcohol like that I'd probably be the same way, but I always get gifted tea since a lot of people don't really drink it like I will lmao, I'd love to drink with you though you seem like a dope nigga to sip with
Anyone want to make my christmas a little less depressing?
>>700691
Well let us drink together over the internet tonight.~
>>700807
How can we be help of lady?
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/cf/f7/cff726b5b0f029674bc438687b2fa91f.png
>>700826
403 forbidden
Also I guess I wanted to spend time with my family today, I broke up with my partner a few days back and they said they'd be busy, turns out they ended up going somewhere without me, all my sisters and all. So today is not a good day
And I have no idea how you could help, I'm just a little lonely </3
>>700826
For sure senpai, hopefully I can comprehend how to type while shot out of my mind lmao
>>700851
Its aight senpai, we all out here right now on christmas day, its comfy hours too so get wrapped up and snuggly, get a hot drink and relax in thread~
>>700851
Copy paste it directly if you get 403.
Either way, we're her for you if you want to talk about aaanything tonight. Some of us have no family left at all, me included. Only my brother. It's depressive, especially around Christmas. But I'll try to enjoy my days around if I can.
>>700867
No biggie, I probably will make lots of typos at some point too. Now I'm concentrating on the second page of the story, haha.
>>700807
Depends what you have in mind
>>700893
>>700867
Thanks guys, this really means a lot
Well first Miya, I'll take your cup size -- I'm kidding, I'll go grab a coffee and relax in chat, no point feeling bad about this now 'eh?
>>700916
Dope shit senpai, I'll pour myself some tea and get cozy with you~
>>700893
Calm before the storm, I hope I dont become even more of an asshole than I already am lmao
>>700916
Relax is the only way to go today!~
If you guys are up for it we could do few Draw-it fun games in epicmafia later tonight after I've done with my story and uploaded the doujin.
>>700941
>you
>asshole
Not possible.~
>>700949
>Draw-it fun games in epicmafia
aww I'm gonna miss all the fun! ;-;
>>700949
Doujin? Epicmafia? Maybe questions to be had... though I'm horrible at drawing
>>700949
Fuck that, let's get a boardgame going
>>700949
Senpai you should hear me in discord voice chat lmao, but thanks for having faith in my kindness~
>>701044
I don't know what Epicmafia is.. ;-;
>>700963
It's not like we can't do it later too.
>>700965
You don't know what doujins are? ..Wha? Also epicmafia is a site for the game called epicmafia but it also hosts a whole lot of other classic simple good games to be played on browser with account.
>>700971
But I love drawing and guessing!
>>701044
>voice chat
Thanks, but I'll try to refrain from those if you can get me, ehehee.
>>701132
I was wondering what your doujin i, I know what they are!
>>701136
is*
Ded thead. Make stando.
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
>>701132
It's all good senpai most people don't have mics they just listen to me yell and shit lmao its a riot, but I understand a lot of people are really shy and what
>>701136
Ah, well you'll see it if I upload it tonight. It's kinda shitty, since I only have camera and no scanner so it's hard to take good pictures with lamp lightning.
ive finally returned... might join discord for once..
>>701178
picture 4 ants
>>701178
Discord is no different than this thread, lonely people shit talking.
If you think anything else happens there you're in for a shock
>>701261
I think there are more people with brain problems there than in the thread
>>701261
Definitely what >>701271 said senpai and I'm in discord right now and all I do it shit talk and be retarded while waiting to post on here lmao
>>701271
Well yeah, because most here just want to fap.
Most at the discord are lonely people looking for friends.
>>701279
Not yours, the other one.
Merry Christmas again friends, what's going on?
>>701293
Not much. Just playing dota and lurking
>>701293
Your cup size is going on.
Speaking of which, what is it? ;)
>>701300
I wish I wasn't SHIT at dota, because it's fun with friends.
>>701305
>implying
senpai...
>>701279
Not you mang, you're good people.
>>701289
Its all good senpai I ain't even in the other one only in shit talkin discord for idiots~
>>701293
Wassup nigga how was your day so far? You get anything dope or just relaxing?
>>701327
>Smiles
Thanks senpai
>>701322
I was talking about coffee cup sizes -- honest! I'm just a large fan of coffee, did you want a small, medium or large?
>>701333
Nice digits. I got some dope kitchen gear and books, along with some records and shit. I've also had far too many drinks for this early in the day. Relaxing now until dinner. You have a good time?
>>701342
Whatchu got on pour over senpai?
>>701356
Well, right now I have a nice litre of caramel latte to burn through, then I'm whipping the orange and chocolate mocha!
>>701356
Dope shit senpai lmao I'm planning on trying to get smashed later tonight since my friend is bringing over some spiced rum. Yeah my time was sick, all I did was drink and play ghost and ghouls while eating food
>>701322
What is your steam?. It would be fun to play with friends for some time
>takes swig from bottle
Drinking my Christmas present.
>>701373
I like my coffee black tho...
>>701389
That's the life senpai.
>>701500
What's yours senpai
>>701598
Yeeeh it was real nice, relaxing and not the most awkward thing in the world lmao
>>701598
Ah, I can get you some black coffee if need be, that's the easiest coffee you can make, don't worry~
>>701598
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198179398239/
I wanna ERP, but only if there's a strange, interesting fetish involved. Anybody got anything to share?
>>701663
H-handholding?
>>701663
ᴰᵒᵉˢ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ ʳᵃᵖᵉ ᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ⋅⋅⋅
>>701675
> Takes my thick winter gloves off and holds your ice cold hand gently.
>>701675
That's my fetish
>>701677
I dunno. I'd find it hard to rape somebody if I was asleep.
>>701691
>someones sleeping
>you sleep next to them
>theyre having a dream
>you lucidly invade their dream and rape them in it.
>>701702
Now that is a movie series waiting to happen.
>>701663
Anal with a loli trap
>>701691
>Someone is sleeping
>You sleep next to them
>They're having a dream
>Try to fuck them while they are still dreaming
>>701739
>try to fuck them without waking them up
its a hot one id love to try out
Hope everyone got what they wanted! Merry Christmas anons <3
>>701838
I'd try it but I'd assume its hard to rp being asleep while being raped and actually typing things out
>>701845
I got another day of life.
Literally the opposite of what I wanted.
>>701876
>is being raped
...
>mumbles in sleep
mount Kilimanjaro
>>701885
>topkek/10
>>701888
nice trips, Anzu.
>smug anime face
>>701845
i saw rise lose her purity before christmas, so i got what i wanted
>>701898
F-fuck
Reporting in from Christmas Day again <3
I just showered and I'm very relaxed now~
How is everyone else doing?
>>701845
You look cute... I like!
>>701916
im doing good. i got a present for you. you want it here or in email?
>>701901
We can't all be saints ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>701916
Oh my, thank you Princess <3 you're much cuter though
>>701927
Uh...email c:
I wanna thank you personally!
>>701916
Doing good so far sweetie. HOw are you feeling?
So what are you guys up to today?
>>701929
Mmmm...I'm not sure about that, but thanks~!
>>701938
Way better! I had coffee and breakfast and now I'm just sitting here in barely any clothing because it's so hot outside my window is open!
Christmas in the North East shouldn't be like this.. ;-;
>>701946
Super lazy...I love it <3
>>701962
Don't even joke, you're the most perfect princess
>>701962
Sounds hot, in weather and you. I hope you have a great day Miss~
>>701965
Hmm...then you're the most perfect Idol!
>>701976
....well there aren't any other idols here but if there were I'm sure they'd give me a run for my money!
But you're very flattering, thank you miss!
>>701962
Nice! I got food poisoning so I feel horrid. Haha
>>702005
I'm sorry to hear that :(
I hope your day picks up!
>>701988
You're very welcome <3
Just remember that princess loves you c:
>>701974
I hope your day is even better!
>>702019
Mmm is going great so far!
>>702019
Thanks! I hope so too!
Kinda why I jumped on this thread. Get my mind of things and just enjoy the atmosphere.
Know what I mean?
>>702019
That's enough to get me through the rest of my days <3
>>702019
Hey Peach. Have you seen DMG lately?
>>702046
Yeah, she's busy with family stuff for Christmas!
>>702042
Smooches <3
>>702039
Yeah, It's very lax here isn't it?
>>702026
Wonderful!
>>702059
>smootches from princess peach
It's too much, my heart may give out~ ( ^ω^)
>>702065
Fuck shit always forget the pic
>>702059
Fair enough, How are you by the way?
Its actually first time i've talked to you.
>>702076
Oh my no~ I don't deserve such a cutie and sweetie and perfect woman such as the princesses ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
And besides, doesn't she belong to DMG?
>>702059
It is. It's a bit surprising actually. I don't think I have ever seen it quite before.
>>702089
I'm great, thanks for asking!
today is one of the laziest days of my life...I get to do nothing but sit around and relax <3
How are you?
>>702076
Peach x (Anyone) I think would fit ;)
but jokes aside, I can't help but agree <3
>>702065
Don't :c
who am I gonna force to blush then?
>>702091
I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind if I got a girlfriend <3
>>702094
That's Christmas for you...the next few days everything will be back to it's lewd, slutty self!
>>702091
Dear you deserve what you are. Perfect and cute girls~
>>702099
Do you think it would fit PeachxMe? And I know right!
>>702099
<3 <3 <3 I would be more than honored to Carry that title :3
>>702101
Oh stop~
Anons are being super nice today ( ^ω^)
>>702099
I'm great. I'm just relaxing right now after a long day with family. It was nice though. I'm just slightly horny now though.
>>702112
Do I get a reward for being nice Senpai? hehe
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOUR FAMILIES, FRIENDS, AND ADMIRERS! I SURE KNOW I DID, AND IT FILLS MY HEART WITH DETERMINATION TO BRING A GREAT SHOW TO YOU ALL. I'LL BE ON MY WAY TO THE SNOW, SO I'LL HAVE TO DELAY THE SHOW A FEW HOURS. KEEP BEING FABULOUS, DARLINGS!
Damn, Steam is shitting itself now really hard.
>>702125
>DELAY
Noooooooooooooooooo!
All I want for Xmas is my Mettaton show.
>>702123
How about a kiss on the cheek for such a sweetiepie?
>>702126
holy shit what the fuck is going on. is this the steam apocalypse?
>>702147
Mmm sounds good to me ^^
>>702153
Something like that, mite be big DDoS attack or something.
Either way, https://twitter.com/SteamDB/status/680490823226671104
Don't use the store for now.
>>702161
>Rise smiles and pecks the anon on the cheek, a bit longer than she needs to, and making sure to leave a lipstick print
Merry Christmas anon <3
>>702125
I killed them all, now its a nice Christmas.
>>702169
>tfw clicked the store homepage only
>right before i read that tweet
am i fucked senpai?
>>702172
>His heart skipper for a bit as she pecks his cheek, making him blush and nodding at her while smiling
Thank you Risette~. c-can I return the favor?
>>702188
Hehe ok I guess
>Rise turns her cheek to him
>>702169
>Has been playing sf4 all day
>Visited the store several times
>Posted things on the market
I'm fucked just kill me now
>>702193
ive only purchased through a paypal bounce, the shit i sold was just trading cards, hope your clear senpai
>>702193
me and you both senpai. gonna be fun to have to watch my fucking CC transaction history for the next month or so. RIP my ass
>>702191
>He smiles as he leans and pecks her cheek the time as long as hers, before pulling away and chuckling a bit
Hehe there Thank you
Merry Christmas everyone I hope it was safe and enjoyable~
>>702200
>>702202
I used giftcards and shit so I should be fine, but I just dont want my steam wallet to die because I haven't bought SF5 yet
>>702205
Haha you're welcome anon <3
>>702210
people can still make edits to your account and shit, as well ass see your email. some people have been getting emails from peopel who see their account
>>321434262
>>702218
I guess I should be worried Idk senpai I just wanna be able to play sf5 lmao if I get fucked outa this I'll do nothing about it
>>702209
I like where this thread is going.
Officer Lahey reporting on duty
How you all doing? You having a merry christmas?
>thread derailed by steam apocalypse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tbP9oJFhYB
Merry christmas everybody, I'm going to set up my new headset.
>>702312
Manhandle my dick with your stocking covered foot, Nue.
>>702343
And why would I want to go and do a thing like that anon?
>>702354
because you are a generous and friendly soul who loves to help others
>>702371
Honestly anon it doesn't sound too interesting right now.
>>702354
I asked nicely? And it is Christmas after all.
>>702381
you mean you arent a selfless lover, willing to pleasure others even when it brings you no pleasure yourself?
>>702388
I got tired of being that.
>>702385
Well, I sure as fuck haven't gotten anything out of it being christmas.
>>702381
It's christmas, Nue! Everything is interesting as long as it has something to do with food and booze!
Plus, that'd be interesting to watch...
>Takes long sip of vodka bottle
>>702401
what did you want for christmas? maybe its not too late
>>702401
I can give you affection and head-patting. Would you like that?
>>702417
Somebody cute to violate.
>>702410
Hmm, I haven't been drunk before... Maybe I should give it a try.
>>702460
Too intimate for me.
>>702497
>Somebody cute to violate.
i wish i could help you but im not cute and i dont wish to be violated
1 hour 30 minutes remaining of christmas.. I need to do something quick so I don't waste it!
Just added the doujin on sadpanda, now waiting for mods to review it so it gets shown in searches.
One paragraph left on smut story as well. Goddamn I've been relatively busy today for Christmas day.~
>>702497
But it's christmas, Nue! Everyone is drunk in christmas! Well, in christmas eve... Everyone is hangover in christmas. Luckily for me, i never stopped drinking.
>>702524
>pets your head gently
good job miyafuji, you are a good and a cute. merry christmas
>>702497
>Too intimate for me.
I could call you a worthless piece of shit then and not warn you when I'm about to cum in your ass.
Anybody wanna fuck? I'll roleplay your waifu.
>>702567
what if youre my waifu? wouldnt that just be cybering?
>>702567
hae you actually rp'd characters before? i mean like Kurumi or Junko or the generally RP'd sluts arnt here so im surprise dyou havnt taken them up
>>702567
Be lady Satsuki
>>702589
I've RP'd characters before, yes. I'll be whatever your waifu is. I'll even avatarfag for it.
>>702567
My waifu is too pure
But I'd still want to fuck her
Ngggghhh
how dare you put me in this dilemma!
>pic related
I can even handle multiple at once, I am that good an avatarfag!
>>702956
Is this good enough Anon?
>Your waifu giggles as she waits for your reaction.
>>702948
Alright you human garbage, is this good enough for you?
>Your waifu looks at you with utter dismissal.
>>702979
>>Your waifu looks at you with utter dismissal.
Yes that's fine, I was hoping it'd be a rape thing anyway
>>702567
Could you be her?
>>703016
Sure anon, anything for you~
>>702979
Nah I shouldn't, the temptation is strong but even though I'm tempted, I'm not in an ERP-like mood right now. Merry christmas regardless!
basicallymyexcuseforbeingtoolazytoerprightnoweventhoughimdiamonds
>>703023
Cmon anon, pleaase?
I want to reward your devotion and love for me so bad~ Just look how badly I want you.
>Your waifu spreads her legs and rubs her fingers against her pussy through her clothes, desperately goading your attention.
>>703022
Thank you~!
>>702986
Anon you're really pathetic, wait, were you hoping to rape me or that I'd rape you?
>Your waifu glares at you, a clear grimace on her face, thoroughly disgusted at your words.
>>703047
I rape you, like you're tied up and. I just fuck your ass or something
>>703023
>Still posting that low quality crap image.
>>703031
As much as I'd love to fuck Tobiichi, I'm really drained and tired today, I'm too lazy to ERP~ Thank you for the offer though!~~ <3
>>703080
I thought I saved over it to be honest, oh well. Problem fixed!
>>703082
Well fine! I'll go fuck someone else!
*Your waifu approaches a random stranger, her loins aching with desire as she asks the rough burly man to fuck her.*
Please mister, I just got turned down by somebody who claimed to love me!
"Ok baby, you look pretty cute."
>The man grasps at her body and pushes her down to the floor in an instant, his fingers sinking into her ample breasts as he presses his groin against hers.
>>703053
Anon that is disgusting, why on earth would I want anything to do with you?
>Your waifu yells in objection before unsheathing her sword preparing to ward off your approach.
>>703044
Sooo~ What would you like to do with me anon?
>Your waifu looks you over, a sly look in her eyes as she glares at your crotch.
>>703112
>>Your waifu yells in objection before unsheathing her sword preparing to ward off your approach.
Don't do that, let me tie you up and rape you
>>703112
That's where you're completely wrong, Tobiichi would never betray me like that </3 Plus, the reason I am being lazy is because I have work from 7am to 9pm tomorrow
>>703129
HOW WOULD IT BE RAPE IF I JUST LET YOU?
>She holds her stance, her katana gleaming as her body gently shifts with her breath.
>>703168
>He ties her up
I don't know?
>>703143
YOU BETRAYED ME FIRST!
>Your waifu groans as the man's hard cock slides into her moist damp folds, already slick and wet from her prior desire for you but now easily being penetrated by another man.
W-why didn't you ahhhhn~ want me?!
>The man on top of her moans in pleasure as his hard throbbing cock thoroughly enjoys her flesh.
>>703207
I think I'll take my leave now, my waifu is the last thing I have right now and I don't want to see a fake get raped, goodnight all, I will take my leave.
>>703211
M-maybe you could babysit little Georgina here while I go on a date with her father?~
Thanks Anon, you're the best.
>Your waifu leaves, abandoning you with her child.
I want a footjob for X-MAS!
>>703255
Hey you're not getting away that easily!
>Leaves Georgina on the couch and grabs your arm
I thought we had a deal!
Anyone down for a quick Christmas session?
Ho ho ho motherfuckers!
>drinks from flask
Ok, I thought this would be fun but it is just really underwhelming and I'm bored now. Sorry.
>>703383
For what? I just got here.
>>703327
It is the season of giving.
Givin' you this D.
>>703383
Its okay. i did laughed a little with the georgina thing.
>>703383
Mmm and what were you looking for? A good fuck?
How's everybody? I spent Christmas morning snuggling with my Miyafuji waifu pillow. It felt great since I was naked.
I'm bored as fuck, anybody want to chill out and play league or something?
>>703403
>waifu pillow
>not full glorious dakimakura
Pleb
>>703408
Hey Nue. Who do you main?
>>703416
I want a Nue waifu pillow so I can rape it every night. :)
>>703429
Top lane Nautilus typically.
Not played much lately and I'm trying to pick up Poppy though.
>>703403
>...
>>703445
The new Poppy rework is really nice. I don't play her, but she's definitely a lot viable now.
Any word if steam has been fixed
>>703440
Dakimakura with Fleshlightâ„¢ sewn in.
>>703480
>mfw I've actually done this
>zipped my fleshlight into my daki
>humped it like a rottweiler
>came oceans
>>703480
Two fleshights. One tighter than the other for anal.
>>703449
>snuggles "Miyafuji"
Mmmm. Miya-chan... You like it when I hopd you like this cause I'll do it all night long.
>>703508
>tfw part of this club
>tfw hump fleshlight like a horny animal on the daily
fees good
>>703537
>tfw you'll never be someones fleshlight for them to hump like an animal
>>703562
This seems like an easy dream to achieve.
>>703562
ill hump you like an animal, anon
>>703562
I know the feels, anon. :(
>>703562
Sex is easy to get if you're not picky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1nVisnK7U
>>703600
>Bisexual
>Immune to STDs
>No standards
Sounds like an ERPer to me.
>>703562
>TFW you're a fleshlight for your dad and he has a monster cock
guh
>>703655
I love Konata!
