/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dead Wife edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
fuck you, wait for image limit
first for unresolved abandonment issues
If dubs peridot thread
>>664079
thank God I didn't go for the edition I had in mind
I hope Marty dies soon.
>>664062
Rose is hot.
WHATS IN THE CHEST
>>664107
The truth about 9/11
>>664107
THE CHEST IS INSIDE IT
>>664100
>>664107
your virginity
>>664107
dubs
>YD will be in the next bomb
You have no idea how hyped I am
>>664107
Brad Pitt's wife head
>>664107
rose's huge dildo collection
>>664139
she won't make an appearance
if anything it will be a cameo flashback
>>664145
I'm thinking she'll make an appearance via video in message received.
Reposting this once more, for the requester to see.
Sorry about this taking so long, it would have been done hours ago. But I have been busy as a bee.
I had to make it a little shorter than normal, but I hope you like it.
I want to dry Peridot's tears.
>>664153
nah, i bet will be a weak blurry signal with a few lines of dialog
>>664153
We need more of this AU.
>>664153
Knowing Sucrose, they'll do the exact same shit they did at the end of Political Power
Probably some coded audio crap, messed up ending credits theme song.
If they interrupt the ending credits with an all frequencies alert I'd grow a dick
>>664167
That's what I'm hyped for; first appearances, initial impressions, Crystal Gems reactions etc.
Hyped as fuck
which of the gems would give the best footjobs? I bet pearl
>>664186
the best footballs?
>>664177
>all frequencies alert
Oh god your making me hard just describing it.
I trust Sugar enough to make the appearance memorable
>>664186
Nanafua
>>664179
ikr, maybe they'll do the same that avatar
>>664199
she's not a gem
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/Tfht7jJ.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.18].png")
>>664186
Marty
If YD is the one sending the message.
What kind of message is she sending? The cluster is about to burst, so there should be no need in transmitting something to a, supposedly, exploded planet
>>664196
I just hope this Stevenbomb redeems the last two we had. Those were horrible.
>>664232
i hope there's no more
>>664225
YD doesn't know the cluster is about to burst. For some reason, Peridot didn't include that in her emergency transmission (probably because they wouldn't pick her up if they knew).
I think the message isn't really a message; its a video call, like skype. The title is message received, which suggests that YD got the message, and tries to contact Peridot. This is when YD see's the Crystal Gems and Steven.
If that's incorrect and its just a one way message, I'd imagine its a 'We got your message, Homeworld forces are on their way'.
>>664232
I thought the 2nd one was ok but stevenbomb 3 did suck major ass
>>664232
Sardonyx as a bomb was fine.
Although bombs very existence is cancer.
What are the chances that Yellow Diamond will be the milfiest milf that ever did milf?
>>664225
>The cluster is about to burst
lol where did you get this?
She's sent two of her kind to experiment on the cluster. She needs their whereabouts and the info they have back.
Besides I'm assuming she'd also wanna know what happened to her ship, why Jasper didn't report back or why she's not back with her prisoner nor her technician.
If I had to wagerr I'd say it'll be exactly like the title says, a signal from HW interrupts all frequencies and an automated voice communicates that the message has been received.
>>664269
Up there
>>664269
just look at her majestic hair and those heavenly hips
I want Max Gilardi to voice Yellow Diamond
>>664262
>>664221
I hope he dies soon.
>>664269
But will she be better than Disco Milf?
>>664295
clearly Christopher Walken is the only option
>>664273
>automated message
Logically, that would make the most sense.
But I feel it will be different.
This is abit of fantheory but eh, fuck it.
See pic? Its the new intro video. It clearly shows the Gems off earth, and I imagine they are on the moon.
In the previous episodes of the bomb, we'll be going onto the moon. I theorize that they find a Gem communication array or some kind of device that means they can receive messages from homeworld.
With this, they can have either a more sophisticated video message left by YD, OR a video call with YD.
>>664306
Peridot+Pearl fusion is reserved for Michael Cera
>>664179
>>664301
You have issues.
>>664306
maybe pearl is like the watch in pulp fiction
>>664322
What you gonna do about it? Major in psychology?
>>664107
Id guess its gonna be part of the end arc. The key is probably going to show up in roses room when steven is at his lowest, connie gets kidnapped, a gem dies, something like that. Steven goes in roses room, "Mom please, what do i do" badaboom key aquired. Key into lock. Item in chest plus bismuth equals happy ending. We all pretty much agree the bizmuth is for repairing broken gems so there's that
>>664333
dubs of sick burn
>>664259
i don't think so, sardonyx would be better on usual schedule, garnet's anger would been longer, and the atmosphere in general more awkward. those episodes on a bomb were a mistake
>>664305
>Implying Ragyo is best MILF
Bitch, check your eyesight
Sukuyo a best
>>664097
so whats the schtick with this ?
Are stevenbombs times for upcoming episodes? I dont get cn so i have no clue, how long must i wait for some sugar
>>664321
Thought this would look better.
>>664379
learn to write you autism
>>664315
>and I imagine they are on the moon.
the moon is behind them
>>664383
They all air at 5:30 est supposedly.
http://strawpoll.me/5452909/
>>664315
It doesn't really look like the moon, the surface is weird and reflective, like they're standing on water or crystal. Maybe it's a gem probe left over from the war with a working galaxy warp on it?
>>664397
>learn to write you autism
Everything in your response is flawed.
>>664315
it's just a better take on the galaxy warp
>>664464
just like your autism
>>664430
yeah, but felt kinda rushed. those five days would definitely worked better as a month
So how long of a hiatus can we expect after the Steven Bomb?
>>664568
1 month or strike
>>664097
Gosh, whatever happened to Lapidot? I guess it died when Peridot got developed.
>>664580
yeah, now nobody is shitty enough for lapis
>>664568
Until May
What is /sug/ listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM
>>664568
a year, or more
>>664592
There is still one...
>>664568
Late February/early march
Anything more is taking the piss
>>664614
The sweet sound of you fucking off
>>664580
Dead. Just like Lapis will be
>>664614
>is /sug/ listening too?
I am now.
I'm back faggots, drop your requests
>>664614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6xnheA3Zc
M E M E
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>>664621
that crab is too good for her
>>664718
Homeworld
>>664715
It's mostly CN's fault. Sucrose can't decide the schedule for her own show, only CN can.
>>664715
You mean CN's schedule management team staff
>>664718
Rose doing an atomic wedgie to Young Greg
>>664824
To be fair, they usually pirate the show. Hell, most of this board pirate.
>>664835
Fair enough
Stumpgrinder is a massive faggot.
>>664715
Each season is 52 fucking episodes. To get through them they'd have to play an episode a week nonstop for two years and that just isn't sustainable for how long it takes to make an episode. I get what you're saying but the real problem is all these fucking bombs burning through episodes which is what's causing these hiatuses.
>>664824
The best part is you actually believe this.
Jesus Christ you're so pathetic.
End your life.
GreenText Request time!
I ain't busy no more so I should be able to get one quickly done, unlike last time.
Post em my boy's.
>>664718
Garnet and Pearl dressed as droogs kicking Amy's gut while she's on the ground
>>664860
Pearl molesting steven in his sleep.
>>664718
Jasper licks Lapis's gem and it shatters or as it shatters
>>664860
Steven and Peri being cute together
>>664860
Steven and Lapis being cute together.
>>664860
Steven dumping Connie
>>664860
Steven.
>>664892
u monster
don't u want more stevanny?
>>664718
Bad Pearl crowd surfing
>>664718
Pearl wearing a witches hat with a tight fitting outfit and netted tights :^)
>>664718
Lapis being a drunkard
>>664860
Corrupted Sapphire
>>664860
Stevonie bending the female character of your choice over a table and fucking them
>>664718
Amy ska skanking shapeshifted as Purple Puma
Who's a good pearl?
>>664958
Bad boner
>>664718
Purple Puma arm wrestling Jasper
The winner is your chioce
>>664919
not if they look like that
>>664718
Marty and Young Greg sharing some drinks
>>664718
Marty teaching Young Pearl how to smoke
>>664718
Ruby slapping Amy
>>664901
Probably the need to slam Tumblr for no real reason.
>>664718
Steven listening to some Foghat
>>664975
is this not what the characters are supposed to look like?
>>664718
Steven playing FNAF while Connie is breaking up with him in the background
I wonder when we are going to see more Pearls.
They have to exist, right?
>>664718
Rebecca Sugar high-fiving Lauren Zuke. Draw her as an alien.
>>665050
yeah like this
>>665050
We might see some in the upcoming ep
>>665074
From the thumbnail I can spot Greg, so I won't read it
>>665074
I wonder when Greg is gonna fuck Steven
Jasper is the best mom
>>665036
oh god
>>664718
Garnet breaking Anon's teeth
>>665107
Why the fuck do you post low quality thumbnails on purpose?
>>665107
DO NOT SAVE IMAGES FROM FACEBOOK
>>665111
Got a problem, clod?
>>665148
This has to be deviantart
>>665123
To annoy indexer
>>665160
dude
>su_peridot_icon__see_description_before_use____by_manyminigamer-d95kh7f.jpg
>by_manyminigamer-d95kh7f.jpg
fav.me/d95kh7f
>>665160
It's art alright
>>665181
You annoy all of us retarded faggot
>>665141
this is good, jasper best gem
>>665148
im going to go hang myself now
>>665226
Allow your final thoughts to be of this good Connie pic I found
>>665201
You are so easy to bait.
>>665245
why are they so fucking shiny?!
>>665258
they all just got back from the gym
I want Jasper to pick me up and carry me around like a whiny child.
I want to pick up Peridot and carry her around like a whiny child.
>>665246
You got that evil Pearl two paneled comic? The one where she wants to fuse with Steven
Post the superior Jasper
I want Jasper to rape Peridot up the butt while she screams and cries like a whiny child
Fresh from the drawthread
this thread is as dead as lapis
I want Steven to rape Pearl up the butt while she screams and cries like a whiny child
I want to take Amethyst out to an indian restaurant.
I want to make her overeat on curry and other shit (no pun intended)
I want to take her into the bathroom
I want to fuck her up the asshole
I want her to shit as I give her an anal creampie
I want to blow hot, sticky shit-cum all over her back.
I want to rub Staph medicine all over her
I want to lick it off so I can keep doing it
>>665455
i think you need therapy
>>665455
>>664207
WHAT YOU SEY, CHILD?
>>664062
What if Pearl got pregnant instead, and Rose was the victim of self-inflicted NTR?
>>664734
>Lapis, that's a crab. I don't think you can have a crab as a boyfriend.
>YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE, STEVEN!
>>664845
uh oh
>>664718
Adult Steven marrying Opal.
>>665586
I doubt a Pearl is capable of creating a Gem-Human hybrid. Only a Quartz or extremely strong gem could
>>664718
The Gems bullying indexer
>>665610
As long as she can shapeshift I don't see why she couldn't have her own child.
What if Greg knocked up Peridot
>>665627
I'm thinking the qualification is 'diamond or higher'
>>665591
>>665258
wrong application of a style seen in cartoons as a simplication of hair's opaque reflectivity to light?
>>665383
i fucking hate this 50% opacity stroke that makes it look like it's vibrating at high speeds
tell that guy to stop
>>665245
>>665190
>>665148
>>665036
>>664919
Even this nightmare fuel is better than that garbage
>>665704
What is this from?
>>665726
don't ask
>>664845
>>665744
Well now I really need to know, anon.
Jasper makes my shirts musky
so how many here would say yes to fuck pearl time?
lets see if i can get four pearl fucking posts like the radio show host casey kassum
Finished it. Their love ends, in a different way.
Enjoy everyone.
>>665787
No, only happiness.
>>665746
>>665781
It's not that bad.
>>665781
>>665703
>>>/co/78368634
ayyyyyy
>>665803
no anon like this.
Ok /sug/, I know you can do it:
Pearl should ___ Seven while ___ watches
>>665873
As long as she's still happy.
>>665889
Take care of
Lion
>>665889
Pearl should train Steven while Shippers watch.
>>665889
>Pearl should ___ Seven while ___ watches
>Seven
>>665894
just not with steven.
and happy in a really twisted masochistic self depreciating way right?
>>665889
Fuck
Everyone in Beach City and /sug/
>>665889
Pearl should hug Steven while no one watches,
>>665889
Pearl should fuse with Steven while Connie watches.
>>665889
Pearl should finger Steven while Ronaldo watches,
>>665889
Pearl should finger Steven while Greg watches
>>665929
She's gotta fuck Steven eventually, she's duty-bound to him.
>>665889
Pearl should rape Steven while your mom watches
>>665990
if trips, gem harem end confirmed
>>665977
Duty is one thing but pearl would never act on Steven, it's too close to home,too close to fucming whatever they have being in a mother/son relationship. Pearl can fuck the gems but no one can fuck the Steven or the Connie and not even the stevonnie.
Steven life took a turn for the worst when Connie died.
What happens if /sug/ GETs 666666?
>>665889
Anon should fucking kill himself to make the world a better place
>>666024
/co/ would let us back in
>>665977
My favorite part is he' dreaming of fucking Garnet
>>665993
>540
FIX IT
>>666024
Spanish satan will be back
The pendejo shall live forever
>>665381
Yes. YES. Please.
>>666070
FOR PENDEJO!
>>666019
>no one can fuck the Steven
It's OK to fuck adult Steven.
We should play the waifu game again.
Hey will a kind anon please post the >>666666 GET when it happens?
Please?
>>665105
Soon I hope
>>666054
Well she'd be better for him then Pearl
>>666096
we all know that it will be some furry shir
>>666102
Oh can we post Steven porn? Becaseu Gnome-no do a lot of that
>>666079
MAYBE if he's fucking adult Connie or some other non gem but him fucking any of the cg's is not canon. If you wouldn't fuck your mom why would you ask Steven to fuck on of his?
>>665956
Steven should finger peedee with his penis while ronaldo watches
>>666122
Nah I don't like gnomeno
Do I make my roaming gang of pedophiles joke now or later?
>>666122
We shouldn't, but they're probably not gonna ban us if we do. I've posted a lot of /ss/ and only got banned once or twice.
![[Sweats].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ps1wu0o.jpg "[Sweats].jpg")
You're on a date with your favorite character of your choice. The number at the end of your post should indicate how the date went
>1-3: Date was shit, no chance at all
>4-6: Date was alright, plans for second date
>7-9: Date was excellent, scored a kiss, second date confirmed!
>0: Get laid
>Dubs: Pick two characters of your choice
>Trips: You get a threesome of characters of your choice
>GET: You get ALL the gems, fuse with them and marry them
Let's roll!
>>666139
fuk u
>>666153
The Line art for that got finished by the way
>>666102
>>666129
>>666139
>>666160
>>666169
Stop these heretical actions!
>>666169
He doesn't draw gay shota though, he's pretty much useless
>>665993
>>666123
If he can control his age he'll live with the Gems for forever. He's eventually going to stop thinking of them as his moms.
And what if they fused instead of fucked?
Post bad pearl so I can not kill myself
>>666165
ROOOLLLLING OUT
>>666196
We're drowning in pedophiles and little boy cock help us /freaks/
>>666165
How bad do I fuck up?
>>666214
yes, im not a complete loser, but then i am
>>666196
This. Fuck I hate that shit
>>666216
>>666204
Fusing is better than fucking because it transcends the human side of mating culture.
I highly doubt a 20 something Steven is going to all of a sudden want to fuck his mom figures because he's finding out about girls or whatever.
>>666234
Peridot is a shit gem tbqh
>>666243
I'm talking about way into the future after Connie dies and Steven decides to live on.
>>666256
Says you pee Dee fucker.
>>666234
>You will never learn about sex together with Peridot
>>666165
Let us see
>>666165
Rolling for a really fat best gem!
>>666290
>>666272
Nah Steven is the peedee fucker
>>666288
Fuck yes
>>666293
Rolling again!
>>666301
Fuck right of with that shit you heretic
>>666271
Your going waaaaaaaaaaay far to grasp at fucking our Steven.
While I'll admit pearl is a cute wreck and I'd even go so far as to allow the ooc of her wanting to fuck like a human go on I still can't condone the headcanon that allows him to fuck his gem moms.
