ERP Thread
'D-did they just take 5 cocks at once?' edition
Previous Thread: >>654667
No one's here? I thought I'd be able to play with someone tonight~
A board that allows ERP and ponies.
What glorious new sun is that that rises upon the morn after the longest night of the year.
>>657703
Hey Samus ,what's up?
This looks like a safe spot. No demons. No girls with penises. No lewd boys. All the snugglers are asleep. Yay!
>starts licking an ice cream cone
>>659009
For now at least~
>>659021
I like where this thread is going.
>>659026
So do I Anon~
>>659021
Oh, hello. Forgive me if I sound like a retard but are you a unicorn?
>>659303
Not retarded at all, I am indeed a unicorn but in my world we call them Alicorns
>>659310
Oh my~
>>659324
Oh dear, I seem to have misplaced my trousers.
>>659343
Hiya boys~
>>659357
Nothing to forgive~
>>659378
So you're an Alicorn and a princess. So what do you do on a holy day such as this?
>>659369
Hello. My, you're a cutie.
>>659369
Hello there~
>>659375
>Smirks
>>659396
Well, we remember those who came before us, we sing songs, and enjoy lots of different kinds of food~
>>659415
Do you know any healing spells? I'm really hurt here.
>>659470
>Is bleeding internally
>>659433
Such a cutie~
>>659434
>Heals you for 90Hp
>>659470
It's a wonderful time~
>>659501
Much better, thank you. Now where did I put my trousers?
>Anon bends over and looks for his trousers
>>659501
I was just wondering. Are riding crops part of the festivities or something because I find it odd that a creature of equine origins would have a need for a riding crop.
>>659515
>Dat Ass
>>659519
Not really~
>>659521
If you would be a dear and tend to my hooves~ They are a bit sore~
>>659521
Wow. I never thought of myself as cute but I'm flattered that you think I am. In that case I would love to cuddle with you.
>>659515
Dude! What the fuck?!? Did you forget to wipe?!?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Certified_Cock_Polisher
>>659579
I like keeping the Zero Suit on too... my fantasy is we're both in suits together. :)
>>659589
Oh, sorry dear~!
I actually did change to Korra recently
>>659623
Too bad...
Though Korra is fun too ;)
> My other fetish is Korra in kyoshi-style makeup
>>659579
Do you people have no shame?
>>659683
no :3
>>659683
We have no use for shame here.
>>659683
So, you want to have some inter-species sex, or...?
>>659748
That depends on the other species.
>>659784
Wow.
What are you, some kinda faggot?
>>659792
I am King Faggot, king of faggots
>>659990
>Anon rapes you tenderly right in the feels
>>660047
Are you an adult?
Would you like to fuck?
>>660047
Rock....lobster, huh?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
>>660123
I'd hit it.
>>660148
Sure you'd like to hit me, but would I hit you? That's the question.
>>660155
Unf. Too late, I'm done. 2sexy4me.
>>660162
I'd never fuck you, not even in your wildest of dreams.
>>660168
My wildest dreams are watching you fuck a wood-burning stove hat's wearing a Donald Duck costume. Even in that dream all I can do is watch.
The fuck is even going on at this point
Hey guys what's u-... Did I accidentally go into /mlp/ again?
>>660191
no... this is the main thread... i think everyone went to sleep but trolls...
>>660186
Do you like watching me? It's ok.
>>660195
Being a eurofag truly is suffering.
>>660195
Sorry, I was bored. I'll behave.
...
>>660201
Im not even a euro, i just wake up at like 8 am normally... shits strange son
Yo whaddup niggas, how we all doin this morning? Anyone tryin to lose in some street fighter?
>>660215
What the fuck, why!?
>>660219
How do I get gud at fighting games senpai? Practicing against bots? Getting fucked online repeatedly?
>>660226
I use to work at 9ish and my body is used to that, not that anything good happens here in the morning since everyone is closer to pacific
>>660233
It all comes down to what you wanna learn first, if you want to learn good blocking go get fucked online, if you wanna learn some combos so you can punish if someone fucks up, go in training and practice some different combo strings cause you never wanna be predictable with them. After that its learning how to find patterns in other players shit which comes to you over time. I'd practice with you if you wanna git gud, after awhile of blocking my crossups you'd be able to block pretty well
>>660239
I feel you senpai, I just been wakin up at like 9 AM every day which is wack as fuck for me
>>660239
I see. Well, I wake up at 5am, so I can't really judge... I may or may not have mistaken am for pm, too, upon my reaction.
>>660219
Ayo my man.
>>660233
Getting more dubs.
>>660245
>>660247
Whoooo, team early morning... aka nothing happens
>>660267
Its 4pm here my man. I just got done with work.
>>660270
I'm bailin' from work, done with that for today. Gonna head home and cook me some good shit
>>660282
i spent last morning thread cuddling, last time ig ot my rocks off to a morning thread was elphelt
>>660239
PICTURE FOR ANTS
>>660288
Bouta cook up some lobbies senpai? Make sure to hook a nigga up I had some noodles for breakfast lmao
>>660298
Cuddlin is dope shit, honestly I don't really get off to these threads but I like being here so I try to help out since all I do is derail with snuggles and fighting games lmao. I been steppin my game up slowly
>>660245
I don't have SF4 else I would. Thing is I have almost no experience in fighting games other than casual games with friends over the years that I always lost.
>>660309
Nah man its christmas times now ain't got time for no lobs. Imma hit it up wit some real ass ribs my man. Top quality, my nigga. And ayo gimme your home address and imma mail you some, ya dig it nah?
>>660298
Sounds nice c:
>>660311
You could try out SF3 on fightcade for free if you want, but that game is a lot harder than SF4 cause of the parrying. I also got skullgirls but that game is poorly designed, even in games like super smash brothers I play a ton and I'm pretty fuckin dope at. I was one of the best around my area in Melee but I couldn't afford to go out and keep playing so I quit. If you wanna git gud just keep playing and getting destroyed, but look for reasons why you lost, not why the other person won. Try to see what hit you, if it was a crossup or just a missed block, how'd he grab me, did I DI in the wrong area ect
>>660326
Senpai if you tryin to mail me food I'd hook it up wit my address lmao altho I'd tell you my steam first in case of lurkers you feel? I wouldn't send me anythin till you know you got extra dough tho nigga, can't have a nigga worryin bout me till they straight
CABLE GUY
>>660337
My nigga don't worry bout my paycheck aight? I get sweet dosh, feel me? Ain't no normal nigga affordin my kinda dinner everyday, feel me? 90k a year my nigga for doin shit any black ass could do, feel me?
But for real tho, id mail if I knew a way to keep this shit fresh, ya dig?
>>660377
Aight senpai damn lmao, you a nice nigga freal, idk if you east coast but if we ever meet up I'll beat that ass in a gauntlet of fighting games better believe. 90k is pretty dank senpai
Jesus christ I don't know how I found this shit, but someone else please confirm this is hilarious or am I just shot out of my mind lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
>>660417
No worries my nigga. I'm a lover, ain't got time for hatin. Ain't no east coast man, I'm an oil baron nigga, feel me?
That ain't no achievement my nigga, I ain't no good at fighters, feel me? I'm a strategy OG, a mastermind nigga, feel me?
Ya for real. All I do is tell niggas what to do and those niglet interns how to do shit whilst I call around to places and buy shit for my minions, so 90k for nothin ain't nothin to laugh at.
>>660461
That made the shit out of my day.
>>660461
I'm not sure, but this is by far the best informercial out there
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI
>>660475
You got AoE2 then senpai? I ain't too good at it since I stopped playin to get better at fighters but I used to be aight with the mongols, them fuckin rams were crazy fast
>>660486
Senpai you gotta check out Grill skills and shit too, I'm crying how much I'm laughing lmao
>>660487
My god, I haven't seen this in so fuckin long
>>660493
WOLOLO
>>660503
14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14
>Anzu master spammer
>>660461
Holy shit, thank you for this
>>660493
Aye my man, got that shit real good. Ain't got the new expansion tho, ain't feelin' the Hun nerf, feel me? I'm a hardcore Hun player, ain't no better feeling than rushing castle age and then rush down them down before they get to castle with horse archers nd shit my nigga.
>>660487
Lmfao, I remember that one. Real talk.
>>660514
Smh how I know you be a fuckin huns rusher lmao hate those mother fuckers, they the reason I turtle in fuedal age and shit, gotta live till I can sneak some onagers in the woods and get rams in that ass senpai, shits fun as fuck to do freal. Altho I do put a tower next to ya gold mine so you get halted if you ain't stop it lmao
>>660508
No problem senpai, I just saw it and was needed to know if only I thought it was gold or not
>>660533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY
holy shit senpai these are killing me
>>660545
I hope the nigga that made these got paid enough lmao shits 24k gold senpai, although now after watching them I ain't got nothing to do, whose tryin to download fightcade and get smashed in sf3?
>>660533
Lmfao, yall niggas just mad you can't progress and win.
Ayo don't you fuckin touch my mines, they mine and my small workin niggas, they got wives and shit feel me? Ain't no tower gonna harm no civilian of mine, I'm the OG of mindless spamming feel me?
For real tho, my favorite strat game is Heroes of Might nd Magic. Rts is defo Battle For Middle Earth 2, tho ain't available no more ffs.
>>660545
Now I want a bowl of chili.
>>660559
Lmao gotta stop that rush some how senpai, rest in piece them niggas out there mining to feed they family casualty of war freal.
I ain't ever play those two games, I only played like AoE2, SC2, WC3, probably it rest of the games I play are fighters and halo2-3
Who should I learn in SF4? I'm tired of only being able to play a shoto and wanna try out a different playstyle hook a nigga up
show me your penis
Guten morgen!
Why did the other thread suddenly die despite only 150 pictures posted in and this got used now?
>>660552
Okay but this one
https://youtu.be/MbVDQKcxg00?t=3m43s
Now I'm done
Time to make food.
>>660583
Good morning Miya~ I have no idea this was the first thread I found lmao I didn't know there was another one. how are you doing today so far?
>>660583
>anon wraps his arms around Miyafuji
im in the same boat as the others, this one was at the top
>>660582
best girl
>>660594
Gotta go buy groceries at some point today into the awful Christmas masses so I have food for over a week due holidays.
>>660600
Huh I see, makes sense.
>>660607
*worst girl
>>660611
Ahh yeah that shit sucks senpai, gotta get some shit thats cheap but can go around, like some chicken and rice shit lasts forever, or a big ass pot of soup
>>660581
I'm impatient, Shan'do. Ain't got no time fool in around in half an hour doing jackshit, feel me?
Heroes of might and magic is fucking amazing my nigga. Ait, its turn-based and I got no disrespect for those folks who ain't fan of those. But for real HoMM3 is the real nigga shit. Years back me and my squad spent some real good time hotseatin' matches. I hear it got released on steam recently but I ain't sure, I don't use steam a lot, feel me? Tho, battle for middle earth was some of lotr shit tho EA stopped the distribution and internet access for it completely so ain't available at all no more. For real, not even pirate bay baka.
>>660611
i mean, it was some weird shit when i got here, seems we fixed it
>>660627
Damn that shit sucks, I like turn based games honestly but I'm still faithful to my fightin games till I die senpai, been attached to these niggas for more than half my life. Shame y'all niggas in thread scared to get the hands tho lmao
>>660633
Zuzu fix all the weird shit when she shows up, or she makes it worse. One or the other honestly
>>660638
I dig, my man. We all got our niches, feel me? But ayo, I ain't no fighting game nigga. For real, never played a single one my entire life.
found a car woo
>>660681
Damn senpai I hear a lot of niggas that ain't ever play fighting games in their life, you right tho nigga everyone got they own nack for games
>>660686
Dope shit senpai, goin to run over some peeps now?
>>660698
Naw, I've got to fix it up first, needs a few wheels and a battery, and it's fuel is pretty low. Gotta scavenge for what I need.
Good morning, world! And potential husbands that I deeeefinitely won't fall asleep on this time....
>>660698
We ain't had no money when I was a kid, so ye my man. I only played the games my neighbors played, feel me?
>>660686
What kind, shan'do?
>>660738
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelph!!?
>>660738
Good morning how you doing today?
>>660762
This civi sedan in DayZ lmao
>>660762
Yeeeh I know that feel, but all my niggas round here had SF2-3 and smash brothers lmao, shits wack senpai. Where you live really determines yo taste in games and shit I feel
>>660738
Who needs a hubby when you got all these cute girls around~
>Leans in close to your ear
Girl on girl is the best anyway~
>>660783
Well, fuck me. Ait my nigga, its something.
>>660785
Ye, I feel the same. What your squad plays nd shit kinda define your taste, real talk.
Anyone up for a quickie session?
>>660738
Yay, the soft and fluffy wife has returned finally
>>660779
If it ain't the lovely Miyafuji! How have you been dearest hubby?
>Elphelt's face lights up as she beams down at the smaller girl.
I really missed you!
>>660781
Just fine, Mr. Anonymous. And you?
>>660785
Oho? Husbands don't have to male, y'know. They can come in all shapes and sizes!
>>660830
>Too focused on SF4 forgot pic lmao
>>660817
I've missed you as well!
>Miyafuji hugged tightly around your waist happily.
It's been fun, but with you around it's always better. There's been even some anons who've missed you a lot past days.
>>660817
Doing good. Just finished.lunch and filling full. Preparation for Xmas are also in the way
>>660830
Nah my nigga, for real, the only RTS games with a solid fan base nowadays is AoE2 and SC2. I know more niggas diggin the fighting games than RTS, tho I ain't no expert. I'm a casual gamer anyways, play when I feel like and do what I feel like, ya dig?
>>660817
Hey! You're that really nice and sweet girl Miyafugi introduced me to.
How's the husband search going for you?
>>660850
Yeah I feel you there, I don't know senpai maybe niggas in these threads just ain't wanna get they ass beat by me or something lmao after about the first week people stopped walkin into the meat grinder and its been boring. Altho I got a nigga wantin to play after christmas so I'll be able to hook it up wit that nigga soon
>>660830
Mhhmm. They can even come in adorable, blonde, twin-tailed packages...
>>660840
>El delicately runs her hand through Miyafuji's short hair, tightly returning the embrace in earnest.
I'm glad you've been having fun, dear. I've just been reaaallly busy with things other than wifely duties lately. That just means i'll have to work twice as hard, right?
>>660847
Tis certainly the season, after all.
>>660853
Isn't she the best? And it seems to be pretty promising!
dude what the fuck is this shit
>>660889
Ya she is.
Promising eh? Got any takers as of yet?
>>660889
Well you are certainly right. I wish you good luck in the search of a husband. Just curious but what type of husband you are looking for?
>>660840
Good morning, Miyafuji! Did you sleep well?
>>660870
And good morning to you too, Anzu!
>>660897
Same thing as always.
Repost the same 30 images, pretend to be slutty girls, and break clingy anon hearts.
>>660870
Beat them once, shame on you, beat them twice, shame on them. Or something fuck if I know my nigga. But I feel ya anyways, I was the real shit in Pokemon few years back, like for real, smashed my entire squad with jokemons and all them niggas pussied out like baka ain't ya'll men?
Ayy, real talk, see ain't no problem if you look hard enough my man.
>>660905
Hmm, well they definitely have to be a loving one. Other than that, I can't think of much else! Like I said, all shapes and sizes.
>>660902
Not yet...but don't worry about me. Ol' El doesn't get give up easily. Especially with encouragement like that!
>>660889
>I couldn't do nothing but smile back at you whilst hugging.
Yeah! I still wait for that one thing to happen at some point but it's of no hurry.~
Just happy to see you around now.
>>660907
Mornin, Nia. Yeah I actually did, thanks for yesterday.~
>>660889
>Her face got a little red as you finished speaking, scratching her cheek a little shyly
I-I'm not really hubby material, I don't work or have a good skill set...
>>660907
Good morning senpai, how you doing today? Got anything planned?
>>660922
Yeah some shit like that lmao niggas just ain't like losing I guess, they lose like 5 times and just quit for good like nigga how you goin to git gud if you quit so fast. The only nigga I know who constantly loses is Mizuki if shes around, that nigga CRAZY done lost to me like 200 times and keeps goin, he gunna get good if he keeps playing with that kinda motivation real talk
>>660942
oh and good morning Miya, did you enjoy our cuddles yesterday?
>anon says as he nuzzles into her short head
>>660941
Well there are a lot of anons who are willing to be loving ones. Especially if is someone for you
>>660957
Ehehe, to you too and sure did.
>Miyafuji welcomed anon's nuzzling by hugging anon back.
>>660951
That niggas motivation gotta be crazy, like fuck that nigga gotta hold some grudge or something like damn nigga. But ayy, its good for something, like you have some pawn to dominate feel me?
Fuck I think I'm goin insane like fuck man, I'm hearing voices and shit. Ain't no nigga around yet someone's talkin and shit.
>>660981
... you said we could uh... lewd when you woke...
>his hands grip her a bit tighter with nervousness
>>660942
No need to thank me, I wanted to! I was really sleepy too and ended up falling asleep right after our cuddles, it was nice! Are you going to be a lewdie again tonight?
>>660951
I'm doing well, and yourself?! No plans other than lurking/posting in these threads as of right now, that could change though! How about you?
>>660942
I won't let you down this time, dear. It's time to shine, hehe!
>She puffs her chest out and nods triumphantly.
>>660951
That's nonsense! I firmly believe everyone is good at something. Deep down, there's a great hubby in everyone!
>>660979
Would YOU happen to be one of those anons, mister? I wonder.....
>Elphelt flashes him a sheepish grin.
>>660985
Right like lmao niggas nuts senpai, altho I enjoy it a lot cause it gives me someone to play with and actually interact wit so I'm grateful. They the voices tellin you to hook a nigga up or play some SF3 LMAO Nah but freal tho voices are dope its like you got a friend in ya brain chillin wit you
>No it aint nigga that shit weird but I know that feel
>>661015
>Anon let out a smirk and shrugs looking a bit at the ceiling
Mmm who knows who knows. How can you find out?
>>660997
D-did I?..
>Miyafuji's face flustered, still being groggy from waking up hour ago.
Y-you're not gonna let me recharge first and let do my groceries at some point? T-the markets won't be open around here for long soon.
>She asked with puppy eyes looking straight into your heart.
>>661014
D-don't ask things straightforwardly like that Nia!
>She blushed with a teased smile.
>>661015
With that chest (How're they so biig?) and your confidence this time, it'll should work out! That is as long you don't tire out yourself too fast.~
>>661047
you can do shopping later... since it opens later, we have time dont we?
>one hand traces lower, the other higher, he looks into her eyes with asking for permission look
>>661014
You know how it be senpai, straight chillin and posting non sense tryin to chit chat with some peeps maybe playing some SF with someone whose feelin ballsy. Tried to learn a non shoto character but that ain't ever goin to happen lmao
>>661015
>She thought about what she was able to do for a few moments before speaking
I'm pretty good at fighting games? And I'm very grateful to those who take care of me, t-those are the only things I can think of really...
>>661016
Lmfao you a crazy nigga.
But ye, they creepy as fuck my nigga, like getting caught watching porn or poppin niggas with candy by your senpai. That kinda creepy. Like "what now nigga you gon fuck me up I ain't got no time fo that but sit whatever", feel me?
>>661058
But anon! They close in the next following hours here and I wasn't planning to go tomorrow anywhere since it's even more nightmareish then!
>She kept her slightly red eyes looking at you intensely.
>>660941
You know, hearing someone talk like that in such a positive attitude makes me really happy.
I'm glad their individuals such as yourself that live with that type of mentality.
So in short words. Go You!
So I'm curious, what do you seek for in a huaband?
>>661047
Oh, sorry!
>Nia giggled nonchalantly, not realizing the embarrassment of the question she asked
I'll take that reaction as a "Yes" though! Watching lewd Miyafuji is fuuuun!
>Nia pinches your cheek softly between her tiny fingers with a smug grin on her face
>>661059
>Nia googles "Shoto Character"
Ohh, I see! How hard did you actually try, hmm? I know that lazy attitude of yours! Get into shape and keep trying!
>She places her hands on her hips and stomps the ground loudly, fortifying her words. She tilts her head back in satisfaction thinking he gave an amazing speech
Hey guys, hate to interrupt all this non-erp,but don't forget the Steam Christmas sale starts in an hour.
If you got any loose cash around, you might want to go deposit it so you can spend it on Steam.
Don't forget, erp sluts love $5 games on sale!
>>661032
There are an awful lot of ways one can express their feelings...
>Elphelt walks behind the man and brushes a finger across the nape of his neck.
D-Do I have to spell it out?
>>661047
Don't you worry, i'm all charged up and fueled by your faith!
>>661059
See? No one is without flaws, but the same goes for merits.
>She takes a moment to study Anzu, looking her up and down before nodding in affirmation and smiling.
Yep, I bet you'd make a great hubby!
>>661109
Woohoo, go me! And i'm looking for one that's loving and supportive. Sorta like...you?
>>661095
so we need to be quick?
>one hand reaches her breast and begins a gentle groping through her clothes, the other waits just above her other area
>>661128
Shut the fuck up.
>anons won't buy me a $5 game.
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>661098
Ye I feel ya senpai.
Anyways my squads comin over for some hardcore nigga shit. We gon watch the dopest show for real. So ayy, imma head off now. Cya later senpai.
>>661128
How long does that last? I should buy some actual multiplayer games.
>>661133
Mooo! I'm gonna make this very quick to you then meanie!
>Miyafuji said with a angry pout and lowered her hand around your groin and grabbed in firmly feeling the area with small force.
Since you asked for it.~
>>661129
>He shivers at the feeling of her finger teasing the nape of his neck but he let's out a chuckle as he turns around and face the lovely girl being just a few inches from each other faces
Yes why don't you show me. And then I show you deal~?
>>661129
Like me? Nah, idk. I'm all into lubby dubby romance stuff. Plus I have a very high sex drive. I don't let it interfere with work and stuff, but at the same time, I'm like a rabbit.
Know what I mean?
>>661122
>Is happy you didn't google shota character
Well, err, I sorta played like...I played one or two games with them...I'm sorry I can't live without fireball and dragon punch!
>She can't help but stand there shyly and twiddle her fingers at your pep talk
>>661129
>Took the opportunity to inspect you while you studied her, examining your frame and posture
>She smiled as you approved of her hubby rank
T-thanks! You'll make a pretty wife for whoever you choose senpai!
>>661140
>tfw anons have spent a lot more than 5 dollars on you
>tfw you are a dirty slut for steam games
>webm still makes me laugh
>>661152
Word up homie, hardcore show watchin y'all niggas better be shot out of your mind by the end of it lmao deuces~
>>661168
>his hand trailed to tease her lower region as he cupped into her breast more aggressivly, happy to have her hand on his groin
>>661129
Nee-Chan, What makes husbands so great?
>She looks questioning at the 'sibling' of hers
>>661181
Is it your fucking job to trigger me? I'd love to whore myself off for a fucking $5 game.
Who wants to see my titties? Send me a steam game and they're all yours
>same
>>661193
I said it's gonna be quick, then it'll be one!
>Miyafuji unhooked your belt and lowered the zipper, pulling your pants down revealing your underwear and the mass showing underneath before applying her tight slightly forceful touch on it.
>>661217
>His hand pulled her bottoms aside to show her little vagina and he teased it more
Then shouldnt you just hop... on it
>he groans to her actions, growing to full size
>>661217
You! I'm saying hi to you!
Still being lazy in those smut stories? Lol
>>661181
>Nia's face quickly turns from smug satisfaction to serious
One or two?! No! I want you to play at least 20 games with a non shoto character! Go go go!
>>661260
>She turns in a few directions randomly as if trying to escape
B-but who do I pick? I don't know where to start!
>Getting dizzy from doing circles she sat down for now
>>661174
>Close enough to feel his warm breath, she drapes her slender arms around his shoulders.
Show you, huh?
>El leans forward and locks her lips with his, kissing him deeply.
>>661178
Oh my, like a r-rabbit? You must have an awfully durable body...
>>661181
Such kind words, Miss. Anzu. I was born to be a wife so i'd better be damn good at it, hehe.
>>661207
Oh, a great many things! There's nothing quite like having someone that will stand by your side through thick and thin, the good times and the bad.
>>661246
W-what? You want it.. inside?
>She reddened from her face like a sun and yelped from her vagina being touched before removing your underwear with her hands. Revealing the engorged full member in plain sight.
This should be more than enough for a greedy lil anon like you!
>She took your dick in her right hand and started jerking it nonchalantly up and down between them standing, with her left hand fingers pinching your butt behind.
>>661252
Gonna post it on Christmas. And hey!
>>661285
I do, also high stamina. Btw, you have a very nice body.
What about you? Do you have a high sex drive? Or are you "sex is for the sole purpose of procreation" type?
>>661285
But Nee-chan... isnt that what we do? or my friends, what makes husbands so special?
>Her cute voice turns into a serious more mature one
I find knowledge of ... Marriage and bonds missing from my personality banks... you where... complete so assist me...
>>661300
Don't because then I can't bug you about it. How've you been? Good I hope?
>>661285
>he slowly wraps his arms around her waist before reciprocating the kiss, sliding his tongue into her mouth just to met hers while he gently runs his hands over her hips until her rear
Mmm well you are a good kisser~
>>661300
Itll go faster inside... you want it fast right?
>he yelped at the pinch and seemed to enjoy the stroking
>>661275
That's not my problem! My job is to whip you into shape!
>She pulls out a whip from thin air and snaps it on the floor near your feet with a loud CRACK
>>661314
F-fine! Do what you must, dummy..
>She pressed her clit against your member and sandwiched it in the middle of you two rubbing it up and down applying her juices on it. Her hands went under your armpits holding onto your shoulders.
Well, what are you waiting for?~
>>661311
You gotta come up with something new then! But yeah I've been doing fine.~
>>661337
>hi shands held her hips and pusherd her down onto it, filling her with his dick
ha... knew youd... like it
>>661336
Eeep!
>She ran away quickly, all the way to character select to hunt for someone to play as to not be whipped
>It'll probably be Dudley but fuck man not shoto is hard
>>661337
I guess I really should develop a character. But I don't know who to pick.
Maybe some asexual thing. Idk. I'll get back to you.
>>661366
>asexual
isn't the whole point to erp?
tumblr go home
>>661344
I'd like it even more if you'd would hurry it up!
>She said alarmed with slight frustration while feeling your member filling her tight hole causing her to let out a moan.
>>661366
Any strike witch, garupan or kancolle character is perfect in my books. Though not asexual!
>>661364
>Nia googles "Dudley" and pauses at the sight of him. She ponders for a bit, rubbing her chin in deep thought. Her lip begins to quiver and she struggles to maintain her composure and busts out laughing
Hahah! That character looks *perfect* for you!
>>661302
Even though it's embarrassing to say, I g-guess i'll admit that I have become quite accustomed to the act.
>>661306
How can I explain this? Friends are important and that goes doubly so for family. But the bond between husbands and wives is something inexplicable...almost magical! I know one day you'll be able to feel it too, dear little sister.
>>661312
>Her toungue begins to probe and explore the inside of his mouth and her hands wrap themselves around the back of his head. El's heart starts to beat faster feeling his touch on her rear as she breaks the kiss, a trail of spittle still linking the two.
You're not so bad yourself, mister...
>>661390
We just... started
>he starts to move her hips up and down... trying to hurry up with the quickie
>>661383
> triggered
Well I was thinking of using a ditto or Miss Vega 4. Something flexible.
You over privileged Cis Scum faggot
>>661396
>Had to google dudley to make sure it showed the dudley I was talking about and not the dog in the kids book
Its either this guy or Balrog, besides that...maybe Zangief some more but I won't be able to get him off the ground well
>>661421
FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.
Lets get some gender fluidity in here, fucking misogynists
>>661407
i understand then...
>she looks down and raises back up with her chipper and girly voice
This is Jack-O Valentine, i need a husband for educational reasons, Taking applications!~
>>661410
Mhmm..~ And I know you're eager for it.
>She made her hips and pelvis move around aggressively with the intention of making it as hard she could for you.
Hnnhh!~
>The member hitting inside her cervix made Miyafuji let out quick small moans amidst the panting. She reached out to kiss you on the lips smoothly to mumble her moans down.
>>661390
I have no idea what any of those characters are. Lol
>>661407
>he smirks at the compliment as he leans to peck her lips while his hands caress her buttocks
I know. Now it's.my turn to show you~
>he says before leaning towards her neck and plant a few kisses before sucking tenderly leaving a little hickey, his heart was racing and a slowly bulge was forming in his pants
>>661450
>anon kissed her as she rode him, smirking at every moan while he kissed
Ah... you seem to love it
Yo!
>>661465
AS IF!
>She furiously replied at your remark with anger and bit your in the shoulder but not too hard to break the skin. She grabbed your shoulders even more tighter and applied force into her swinging with slapping and other lewd sounds filling the air from the act.
>>661453
You don't watch anime? For shame, anon!
>>661407
Gotcha. I guess we're both guilty in that regards. Oh well. At least we have fun doing it, am I right?
So what are your plans for today?
>>661497
>he gives her a light nip on her neck... the sounds and feeling getting the anon close...
so im the only one who loves it then... to bad~
>>661497
Haha, nah. I actually binged watched One Punch Man the other night because my friend wouldn't shut up about it. I liked it.
But I generally dont. Never have the time to immerse myself into one.
>>661479
Lucy?
Good morning/afternoon/evening!
Wherever you anons may be~
>>661514
Hnn.. mmh.. Are you getting there yet?
>She asked with a smirk while jumping up and down in your care and your throbbing member twitching inside her causing her to tingle all around.
>>661526
But it makes knowing the characters a lot better when you know where they're from and act like!
>>661551
Hey Hestiaa! What a bad timing tho, I gotta go in a bit..
>>661559
Yea... getting close... you?
>his hands leave her hips, confident she is able to move on her own, back to groping her breasts as she bounces
>>661559
That's true. When I discover something I'll let you know. Sound good?
>>661421
Gender neutral != asexual
Hoooooly shit. Tumblrinas don't know the meaning of their own words, who would've guessed.
>>661567
Hey there, Miyafuji! Aw, that's okay. I'll most likely be around later tonight! I just dropped by to say hi and to see if anyone remembered me!
>>661443
Um, I hate to say it but something like that might go over as a little cold to people, sis. Feelings come from deep inside!
>>661454
>El lets out soft man as her neck and bottom are assaulted at the same time. She begins to squirm as her pale neck is sucked, leaving a red mark.
Then let's see~
>She hooks her thumbs around the waistband of his pants and suddenly yanks them down, delighted to see his erection growing for her. She leans down close and gently blows on his cock..
My, my, what a pleasant surprise! Is it all for little ole' me?
>>661500
Nothing too important on the agenda today, which makes me happy. What about you, mister?
>>661551
How are you doing?! It seems you are earlier today Goddess
>>661589
>he yelps suddenly at the yank of his pants revealing his cock in front of her life. He mumble a curse at the blow of wind making his cock twitch
Well.. Take it as a compliment because you are too damn hot and it is.. All for you~
>>661570
Mmmh.. I'm n..ot sure..
>She felt her bottom freed underneath but that didn't stop her swinging on you even harder. The pre and juices were dripping on the floor now mixed together.
I need to go, so hurry up!
>>661579
Fair enough.~
>>661591
Hello there, cutie~ Were you one of my worshippers last night?
>>661624
You could say one spectator cutie~ and future worshipper if you play your cards right heh~
>>661582
Fine, fuck you. I recognize myself as an Appache Helicopter. My proper pronouns are bird, plane and faggot. And if you say something otherwise then you are oppressing me with your microaggressions, you bigoted shitlord.
There, is that what you wanted to hear? Fucking happy now?
>tfw no cute bf to buy $5 steam games for and get rewarded with pictures of him in panties and thigh highs
>>661614
>Elphelt licks her lips, eyeing his rigid mast.
Then I don't mind if I do~
>She runs her sticky tongue all over his member, leaving saliva behind wherever it decided to wander. Once he was sufficiently lubed, her mouth moved to gently suck on his ballsack while her hand began to stroke up and down his length.
>>661589
It's actually my first day off in 3 months. So I have all day free which is weird. I'm not sure what I'm doing today. I might go out and do some more Christmas shopping but I'm unsure at this moment.
I figured I get some rping in but I'm not sure if I'm feeling up to it. Know what I mean Miss?
>>661641
If I play *my* cards right? I think you've got this all wrong, sweetie.
>>661543
Of course sweetie
>>661685
Well you are the attention whore afterall, he does kind of have a point.
He just wants to get off, you want to be popular
>>661679
>Her tongue sending shiver all over his body as she was licking all the way down, he let's out a groan at her stroking. Biting his lower lip he slowly runs his hand over her hair as he gulps a bit
Mmm good... Your husband will be a lucky man~
>>661689
I haven't seen you in forever! How've you been? Good I hope! How's your nazi gf?
Anon is one big meany for being greedy!
(I'm sorry I have to go now!)
>>661439
Right? Privileges are going unchecked!
>>661685
Mmmm depends I don't have any cards at the moment with myself~
>>661704
I've been alright I wouldn't know I haven't seen her for a couple of days :\
>>661695
>you are the attention whore afterall
>you want to be popular
According to who, you? You're completely wrong. I do this because it's fun, not to be "popular" And I most certainly don't do this to be an attention whore. I prefer one on one sessions far more than multiple sessions at once.
>>661681
I know all too well, it's a glorious thing to have a free day. But it sounds to me like you're just not in the mood now! Sometimes it strikes, other times you have to wait for it.
>>661702
>El begins to take his manhood into her wet, warm mouth, starting by sucking his tip and eventually enveloping the entire thing. She begins to bob her head up and down while noisily slurping his cock.
>>661709
Happy trails, sweetheart!
Papa Nito returns!
Who desires breakfast?
>>661773
That's unfortunate. Hope you two are doing well though!
Go on any hikes or any outdoorsie things lately?
Btw, I'm curious. Do you still remember that promise you promised me? Lol
>>661779
I'm home from school!
and now I'm on break!
wee~ <3
>>661780
>he grunts as she starts to bob up and down on his leaking precum member. He couldn't help to thrust a little back and forth into her hot and wet mouth making him moan her name
Fuck El... That feels so good~
>>661780
Well I could get in the mood if... some persuading were... in order.
But seriously, I love these lazy rainy days.
>>661808
I'll take some breakfast skeledude!
>>661832
>someone tries to please everyone
>ATTENTION WHORE
>someone ignores a few anons in favor of 1-2
>WOW WHAT A BITCH
People are never satisfied.
>>661826
Oh my..
>>661832
How else would I have come to the conclusion that I prefer one on one sessions far more than multiple ones if I never attempted it? Regardless, I don't think having multiple sessions at once makes someone an attention whore, in my case anyway. I started posting here to help move the thread along during slow hours and to help anons.
But, you're free to have your own opinion on me. I won't argue it any longer.
>>661878
At least the other turbo sluts know what they are and don't cop an attitude.
Nobody minds turbo sluts, we know why they do what they do though so the high and mighty attitude was funny.
>>661840
How did you function at school when you're up at 4am all the time :|
>>661921
I've always slept late all my life, It's not so bad!
I just catch up on weekends.
>>661808
So the undead do still need to eat, huh? These things are quite fascinating!
>>661832
>She is initially surprised as he begins to thrust into her throat but she quickly becomes accustom to it. She tries to keep up with his pace, grabbing his waist and sucking even harder. She attempts to say something but it only muffles escape her mouth, sending a vibration through his cock.
>>661871
Eh? W-What kind of persuading, mister?
>>661876
Here you are, small child.
>one of the skeletons dangling from him offers her the box of cereal
My name is Nito, the Gravelord.
>>661974
Well, I'm on a steady diet of souls and eyeballs, but I got a great contract deal with Post for this cereal!
I am going to post hentai.
uwu #1
>>661974
rape
>>661949
I can't function without sleep. I've went to a couple of lectures with very little sleep and couldn't get anything out of them but yeah everyone's different. Anyhows I got PM 3.6 I'm trying to find that version of dolphin that you use.
Yo whose tryin to beat my ass in SF4 I'm learnin a new nigga and wanna play him against some not robots, this yo chance to beat a nigga lmao
>>661988
>Looks up at you cheerfully, surprisingly not alarmed at the spooky skeleton towering over her. She takes the cereal politely and bows after she has it
Thanks Mr. Gravelord! How are you doing today thus far?
>>661974
>he sighs in delight as he thrust become more tenderly, getting closer to his orgasm with each thrust he looks at her and bites his lower lip
Fuck.. El.. I'm getting close..I'm gonna cum~
>he warns her as his thrust quickens a little bit but willing to pull out if she wanted
>>662007
7840 is the official one!
follow the guide on anther'd ladder
