https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvKHCK8NI0
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT
YOUR CHAMPION, HOTLER, DEFENDS HIS TITLE AGAINST 47 OTHER SUPERSTARS, IN THE FRIDAY NIGHT HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUPPPEEEEEEEEEEERRRSSSSSSLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
Lala
Haru-santa
>>627661
Miia
>>627654
Of course not Anon-kun!
Papi
>>627661
Fujiwara no Mokoi
Paras
>>627661
Rachnera
Lord Beerus
Spy Cena
Zacharie
>>627661
Garnet
Jericho
>>627661
Lilly
Matsuda
>>627661
Ririchiyo
>>627661
SETH ROLLINS
Zero
Komachi
Anhur
Zombina
>>627661
McGee
Bob Dole
CIA Klopp
Eggman-kun
Mami
Gary the Hot Soup
>>627661
Iris
Lea
Ebrietas
Kneesocks
>>627661
8 bit Adol
Hiro
male
Jack Frost
>>627661
Communist Soviet
Iceberg-chan
Sad Fumi
Engineer
IS-chan
THE SPIRIT SQUAD
ARMSHOCK
>>627661
Nega
>>627712
fyck
Rin-chan
Male
Lambda-11
r9k
Wild Tiger
El Rage
>>627644
This isn't a transmutation circle.
It won't work.
>>627643
>sigh
>claps hands together
>a small amount of flame and sparks appear in the air, quickly fizzling out
>>627656
>idly plays with her hair-crescent
Yeah, alright. Are you sure you want to take my soul? I mean, it tastes bad. You won't like it.
>>627664
....
>hesitantly bows in return
You're uh.. Surprisingly polite.
Nice to meet you.
Khajit
Khajit has many wares, if you have coin.
Sheamus
Late Shadow
>>627661
I can't wait to fuck up my knee and lose the title to a Celtic bastard!
>>627661
HAru the laaate!
>>627717
What's the matter?
>>627725
oh....wow... are you starting as a Alchemist?
that was very short-lived.
>>627711
>hugs
I am here for you, torpedo tits.
>>627725
I don't eat them, you sicko. They live on with me in purgatory. Where I guide them to the underworld.
Lenny
>>627661
>FRIDAY NIGHT
>It's already sunday where I live
>>627725
What did it do?
>>627711
What wrong?
>>627733
Since you hosted, i'll swap you in.
>>627736
Texan.
>>627725
Good. Now you dare insult me again I will erase you!
>>627736
Engie! Smack AK47 with wrench!
>>627741
Well fuck my ass, it's not friday, it's saturday.
>>627747
S-stop yelling.
>>627748
Much obliged, fella!
>>627686
woof
?
I'm kinda of sad that I don't see john cena here...
>>627760
Eyes?
>>627767
show progression of Circle Jerk.
>>627750
Well, what did Texas ever do to ya?
>>627760
You're still hostin' right?
>>627769
EXTREME CLOSE UP.
>>627747
Yes anon?
>>627766
Don't you need to go to bed, little dog?
>>627773
they shot me when i tried to didle their children.
>>627777
hello Quads.
>>627767
Why would you care about this relic when you have the best in the business right in front of you ?
>>627747
Is something the matter?
Slow thread
are Monster Girls the new dangan ronpa circlejerk?
>>627777
nice quads
>>627737
I don't want to blow anything up!
I'm the best alchemist in my world, I'll have you know..
>>627739
>twirls her hair crescent
Uh huh.. What?
Sorry, I'm not really paying attention.
>>627744
Nothing. It just won't work.
It's not a proper circle.
>>627754
One, don't threaten me.
Two, I won't, don't worry.
>>627772
Umm... sure I guess.
>>627777
>>627777
You call that extreme?
>>627733
Didn't say it last thread. Thanks for hosting.
>>627780
no...
>>627783
Eh... you're cool I guess.
>>627789
Thanks senpai.
>>627792
>
>>627794
I DON'T HAVE ANY SINGLE EYE SHOTS, DAMN IT!
>>627782
Well I don't think that was very nice of you. Did ya try apoligizin'?
>>627790
Then you do it. This iwas supposed to do the most equal. You can exchange 15 AKs for an arm and leg.
>>627788
Seems so.
>>627790
Prove it.
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
>>627788
The dangans are more interesting anyway. DR> Touhos, Shipgirls and Monstergirls.
>>627790
Very well. But now you caught my attention.
You said di not threatened you....if I do what ill you do?
>>627805
I'm gonna fuck you up.
>>627788
Yes but it's better because these are somehow easier to fap to
>>627808
I stabbed their cows.
>>627811
Swap me for >>627733
>>627805
>>627794
Two can play that game
>>627801
Why? Isn't it late for you?
>>627811
Looks good
>>627817
PLEASE STOP, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF EXTREME CLOSE UPS!
Well here's a preview of the thing. It's just Adol and The World chapter.
>>627811
Looks as good as it'll get.
>>627824
It is, I just don't want to.
>>627750
>>627821
So kiiind!
>>627811
Bob Dole endorses this roster.
Proceed, citizen.
>>627809
I don't need circles to perform alchemy. I myself AM a circle. Do you want me to make you something, or..?
>>627810
Alright, fine.
No explosions though.
>Claps hands
>Makes a fancy metal spear out of the floor
>>627816
Hey, just because you're big, that doesn't mean you can underestimate me.
I'm a State Alchemist, not just some easy kill.
>>627817
>>627822
i win.
>>627828
Shit! Here's the thing.
>>627811
>former champion sheamus
do past winners have former champaion on their names now?
>>627811
Very nice.
>>627821
We'll thats not very much "apologizin". But heck, they're not my cows. Didja make some bacon at least?
>>627825
bitch please
>>627811
>Former Champion Sheamus
You are going to laugh now, fella. But i'll win that belt back oneday and i shall whip ye arse with it!
>>627811
Let's get it started my dudes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
>>627822
Get your cropped images out of my face.
>>627825
AHAHA
>>627837
That's technically cheating.
>>627835
Elaborate more...
>>627811
Let us began.
>>627844
kek
>>627835
>drops 40 large blocks of iron
Make more AK47s
I want to remove Lala's head, hoist her upside down and use her throat to pleasure myself.
>>627840
Nah, it's just to remind our Irish fella he got his ass kicked on Monday.
>>627830
It's part of your teenage rebellious years I guess.
>>627850
YOU WIN THIS ROUND,
I'LL BE BACK!
>retreats into anime batcave
>>627840
Nope, that's just me making fun of him.
>>627821
DONE
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION
FROM BERLIN, GERMANY, HE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
ADOLF
HOOOOOTTLLEEEERRR
THIS MATCH BEGINS NEXT SLIDE
>>627864
If I can sleep here, I will go.
>>627839
>Sweet
>>627866
Lets go.
>>627866
>Adol is ready for the battle that is happeningat hand.
>>627863
I'd kick your arse if i could, but you are sittin' on it.
>>627854
I can control.. Pretty much everything. Besides actual life. Example, I can turn this dirt underneath me into a metal spear or really anything else.
There're plenty of rules, but they'd take way too long to explain.
>>627860
>claps hands together
>makes 27 AK47s
There you go. Might have to check them, I'm not sure if they're totally functional.
Should be, though, unless I messed up.
>>627866
Let's go!
>>627866
Let's go.
>Forgetting to play the champs theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps
RING THE BELL
>>627866
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps
>>627867
Maybe on the floor
>>627880
I will test everyone of them.
>fires all 27 AKs
They work. Good now to give these to people
>>627866
I expect nothing from my district until i see them in action. Let's go.
>>627865
Still undefeated.
>>627877
Not for much longer. Be ready fella, next time I step in your light I will not only claim it, but make sure you'll never unrightfully tastes it ever again.
>>627895
What will I get for that?
>>627888
When I win baby, let this theme be known! Let it flow through your bones!
>>627847
>>627888
>FORGETTING THE FUCKING SLIDE
JUST KILL ME NOW
Well, I've gotta go
>See you all sometime tomorrow
>>627901
ITS NOT MY FAULT I DON'T HAVE ANY SUPER EXTREME CLOSE UPS!
>>627880
I apologize for my sudden disappearance prior, Edward. To answer your question, there are many a mortal that identify me as an "old god". I however, am not mortal. Hence why I identify you and other beings with life spans "mortal". As a force of habit
>>627903
I'll Brogue Kick both your legs so you don't want to skip around on crutches. How's that for a coutner-offer, fella?
>>627911
Really, why did i enter anyway?
>>627911
Nice...kill...
>>627904
Absolutely nothing
>>627911
You can't run away from me!
>>627880
Can you construct stars?
>>627911
Let's began
>>627912
Farewell
>>627896
Awesome. Glad I could help out.
>>627911
This should work. Even has my face on it.
>>627915
No problem. So you're NOT mortal?
What, does that mean you live forever?
Have superpowers?
>>627911
>
>>627911
>Adol was impressed that this boy was able to pick him up.
>>627925
>>627923
It's OK I died in the bloodbath too.
>hugs
>>627911
I'm going to get that belt back...
>>627911
Let's do this.
>>627911
Now now, whats'a little girl's business doing being in a deadly arena? Come on now, follow me!
>>627911
Out of the way! Intoner coming through!
>>627911
Don't be scared youn- uhm, weird "girl" thing. I'm a veteran of these games and I know exactly what are the safest locations of this arena ! You just need to follow and trust me.
reminder if you are a monster girl your opinion is immediately discredited
>>627911
Poseeee~!
>>627926
I've never tried.
I think something on that scale would require a LOT of preparation, and I'd rather not even try it.
If I had to guess, I'd say I could make an EXTREMELY small star. It'd be hard though, probably the hardest thing I've ever done.
Why?
>>627927
I will survive anything. My body and my soul regenerate if destroyed, and I do not age, like all of my race. And as well as the rest of my race, my visage and true language drives mortals insane. So, I have adapted
>>627911
>>627932
That's why you should go to sleep at your own place.
Sheamus, are you implying that Survivor Series really was ISIS all along?
>>627911
I am CIA.
>>627956
okay bye
>>627953
Yeah, I knew someone who thought he couldn't die.
He died.
>>627839
Looks pretty neato.
>>627958
Leave me alone
>>627961
Good bed Aikawa
>>627958
I've been particularly strong this game, don't you think?
Too bad that won't last too long.
>>627962
What
>>627958
Only Bob Dole can defeat Bob Dole.
>>627958
Hey! You got lucky this time...
>>627961
Ok, goodnight
>>627958
Um.
Mister Host.
there's an Error, it's not "Beaing" it's "Beating"
>>627958
Why the heck are y'all runnin'?
I like the monster girl fags
>>627958
Hmph, sneaky bastard...
>>627962
I have been destroyed many times, by others of my race, as punishment of a challenge. And yet here I am. That should serve as proof enough, yes?
>>627958
Eh, I'll be fine.
>>627958
I AM GOING TO BOMB THE ENTIRE ARENA IF I HAVE TO!
That belt of mine! Th only belt that would look good on Roman Reigns is a belt made out of bombs.
>>627969
What what?
>>627978
"I say it, so it's true."
Yeah, no, I'll believe it when I see it.
>>627961
>waves
>>627978
Want me to put you in a nuke chamber and review to prove point?
>reply to this post with yfw monster girls become the new Danganronpa/Undertale/Fire Emblem/Shovel Knight
>>627972
30+ games and your the first one to pick that up.
Not bad kiddo.
Are everybody here happy?
I'm happy
>>627963
Thanks. Note that I have type up a lot of other things. I could show another preview.
>>627958
Reminder, this is just training. Not some of these weird japanese doujinshis or something alright ?
>>627992
>>627952
It is rather easy to do.
*Forms a constellation of stars above her head*
>>627958
I feel eyes are upon me
>>627996
Yes. Stay happy.
>>627987
Then do so for yourself. Destroy me, Edward.
>>627990
Nuclear arms would work well, thank you
>>627992
>>627987
The invincible thing. How does that work?
>>627992
>mfw
>>627958
>>627998
Right, just training!
I see how it is, ganging up on a guy cause he's strong enough to beat you all 1 on 1.
IT'D BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMEONE WHERE TO DRIVE IN THE PARKING LOT RIGHT NOW.
>>627992
>>628010
Thanks t oyou! I tripped and got a scratch on my knee..
>>628010
>Adol helped the young girl with her wounds.
Here is another preview
>>627980
Those hands will grow back? Then you don't mind if i cut you entirely into pieces right?
>>628010
And now we make sure you don't wake up.
>Stabs.
>>627968
>>628010
Ahahah... Called... It...
>>627914
Then it should teach you to not start something you can't possibly finish.
>>628010
I will take no part in this. The god is that way.
>>628010
Hi Miss Garnet.
>>628003
Woah, damn.
You're gonna have to teach me how to do that.
>>628005
I think I'll wait until we get into the arena, thanks.
Just saying, nothing CAN'T be destroyed.
>>628008
It works if you're cocky and egotistical.
It doesn't, no one's invincible.
>>628005
Yeah. Just walk there. Is not gas, just a chamber to show the extreme heat of nuclear blast.
>>628009
Snek. Come here I need to test something.
>>627996
Me.
>>628010
You guys look like morons.
>>628010
INDEED, IT WOULD BE A REAL SHAME
Thankfully, no one owns a car here so I have nothing to fear.
Right ?
>>628019
And I found a typo great...
>>628026
>not mummy
;~;
>>628031
Moron?
>>628004
Will do captn!
>>628031
That's the spirit!
>>628027
Well. Medic can make me invincible, for a limited time. Unless you Uber chain
Post memes
>>628027
I never said I cannot be destroyed, Edward. I said I am immortal. Even if my flesh and soul are torn asunder, my being shall persist, and re-create that which is destroyed. I am not invulnerable. I am immortal. There is a distinct difference
>>628036
>the little sister think "Mummy" is a bad word.
The champ already has his back to the wall.
Seth is still sleeping.
>>627992
Soon, my Yahari circlejerk shall overtake them all! Muwhahahahaha!
>>627996
It's hard to not be happy after having an edible.
>>628026
Lilly. Tell me how you are.
>>628037
Don't try those substances again though.
>>628040
For a time.
See, it doesn't last forever.
Like I said, no one's invincible.
>>628044
Immo-
..Do you know about the Philosopher's Stone?
>>628046
>Adol thanks Ebi for not killing him.
>>628027
Only being who are skilled in the arcane arts can perform such a task.
I can teach you..but it will be extremely weakened in comparison to my own
>>628046
Hmm...Forgive me.
>>628046
AAAAAARMSHOCK
>>628046
Go on, Knee-Knee, get the belt.
>>628041
I gotchu senpai
>>628046
Going to aim right at Seth's dick. He never uses it anyway.
>>628051
I'd fag Hikki's waifu.
>>628057
Hey, I'm skilled in the Arcane.
Alchemy's Arcane, right?
>>628046
That's not yours.
>>628046
He chickened out.
>>628046
Good times
>>628046
Look kiddo, I work my ass off 24/7 I have every right to get some rest. We'll do that another day, like when I want so.
>>628059
Yea, don't worry about it,
I already got then.
>She waves the belts
THE SUPERSLAM ROLLS ON NEXT THREAD.
BUT WAIT, WHOSE THAT WALKING DOWN THE RAMP?
>>628056
*Gestures curtsy*
I do hope we can stay allies.
>>628065
Hmm... I would not considered to be such. Due to the fact that it it made by man.
But I the question remains are you strong enough to handle it?
>>628053
Okie Dokie.
>>628078
Goodie... why'd we get it again?
>>628063
Which one? All of the characters from Yahari are my waifu.
>>628079
Shit.
>>628046
They're around here somewhere... I can taste them.
>>628055
I am afraid I do not, young Edward. Only hear-say and rumors amongst mortals
The drama on /ofh/ at the moment is making my dick hard.
>>628080
What's that supposed to mean? Of course I'm strong enough.
>>628082
I dunno, teamwork?
>>628084
You're your own waifu?
>>628088
Shit.
>>628093
Damn. Oh well.
>>628080
>Adol said likewise. He would hate to kill Ebi, heck he wouldn't even forgive himself.
>>628094
I kinda want to see it
