/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Jihadi Jane Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
LET'S GO IN THE GARDEN
YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING WAITING
RIGHT THERE WERE YOU LEFT IT
LYING UPSIDE DOWN
Kuso thread OP.
-insert Lapis abuse bait to lure out aggressive Lapisfags-
>>609994
I want to punch Lapis until she cries
>>609994
But I like Lapis abuse.
>>609994
Lapis is such an idiot! I bet she can't even read!
>>610013
>>610012
That's not even close.
>>609994
Lapis will never have a child.
nth for /freak/
>>609981
>loves rose intensely
>>610024
Well I didn't want to post abuse. I wanted to post Lapis realizing Earth will never get her name right, ever again.
>>610045
There are people named Lapis!
>>610027
yes plz
>>610013
>>610059
Yes, but that doesn't mean Bob is gonna hear it.
>>609987
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuuuuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh uh
>>610023
NO, BAD ANON
>>610026
3rd panel: garnet sees steven watching some shitty anime, she is ashamed of her weeaboo child, steven is confused on why she is ashamed
>>610023
this doesn't surprise me, not at all
>>610069
i would never belittle lapis i understand she has a hard time with things.
i will continually vet lapis as an ok gem because she has a nice dress and and a water flute thing she does and she's just trying her damnedest to do the right thing i think which is why she has jasper in a fusion head lock at the bottom of the ocean.
pearl/lapis ships are fine.
>>610007
I'm sure she wants to do the same to you anon
>>610007
faggot, i want to do the complete opposite
i want to lapis lappy a lapis
>>610141
Lapis is a fine character and her pain is understandable and she is in a great deal of unneeded suffering and I hope Steven gives her a hug
That said I want to see her bloody, broken, crying, and having the living shit tormented out of her
>>610172
rocks don't bleed you fucking dumpling
>>610169
LAPIS LIVED IN A LAPIS WITH HER LAPIS ON A LAPIS
>>610172
gore fetish? me too
>>610185
No but I can pretend
>>610172
Me too, anon! I like you!
>>610187
God we have to see what it was like when she landed on home world
>>610027
i want that big tiger to step on me
>>609994
Lapis Lazuli is a filthy fucking homeless Gem!
>>610127
kek
>>610224
Look at this guy posting shit in two threads at once.
>>610219
Rough sex that leaves your body aching, followed by gentle cuddling for me, please
>>610172
see,now we're getting down to good taste and great feelings.
is this start or some nice su guro/emotionally jarring comics spam i feel coming on?
jasper is icky
>>610224
as if a beautiful blue space girl would be in an earth slum. she would probably make money in the circus because she can control water.
>>610141
>>610169
same lol
>>610256
>>610250
prepare for the shitstorm, faggot
>>610255
>pic related
>>610201
I guess so yeah
More the beaten and bloodied thing
>>610261
ehehehehe ewww weirddddd.
>>610253
Or as a prostitute.
>>610261
>Human Lapis fucked by animal mutant Jasper
>>610255
>>610261
Why are they wet? Why is Jasper a tiger and a shark? What is wrong with her dick?
>>610240
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEESSSSSSS
I don't care if it's useless slice of life shit. I want 20 episodes of Lapis losing her mind as she adapts to Earth and having to live with the gems.
>>610282
> What is wrong with her dick?
It's a feminine gem penis
Would Lapis be happy with a herd of Lapises?
>>610282
Lapis is a water, probably because fetishes, and that is a dog's dick, which is great because I fucking love dog dick compared to that tentacle shit
>>610260
same lol
>>610290
If we go by how Sugar and Zuke draw Lapis she's going to be a grumpy and smug little shit. Can't wait.
>>610304
tentacle dick is love
>>610282
That's a canine dick
>>610255
when will you come to the dark side of worldly pleasure straight edge pearl?
when will you turn 23 and drink your first beer?
>>610310
same lol
>>610304
lapis is a water
>a water
> A WATER
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>610304
Anon one day you'll learn to appreciate all girl dicks
>>610321
tentacle cocks
are a shit
always have been and always will be
they're lazy, boring, and aesthetically dull
>>610304
Dog dicks are best dicks desu
>>610336
same lol
>>610344
I love girl dick don't get me wrong
I just fucking hate tentacle cocks and have for years
>>610351
fuck you nigger
>>610359
same lol
>>610351
I appreciate their flexibility and potential versatility but wish they had a more interesting and stimulating design
>>610332
Never.
>>610390
oh you.
>>610332
>23 to drink beer
kek
>>610386
same lol
>>610386
but who is the real lapisfag ;_;
>>610388
What do you mean more intresting and stimulating design?
>>610403
i'm good with the jokes.
i do the jokes.
>>610366
It may be more cancerous than /co/, but here we're welcome. They've already implemented /sug/ players on the 4cc team.
>>610388
I mean they're great for that like any tentacle, but nobody ever USES it for that, dammit. They don't show it writhing, they don't show it squirming around inside, they don't have it do anything interesting or weird, 99% of artists just use it as an excuse to draw a lumpy vague dick!
>>610243
>>610261
MORE!
>>610026
Rocks don't reproduce like that.
>>610413
Maybe you don't draw, but tentaclecocks have been really lazy and simple in design. You could get into detail, make it look more interesting, but artists don't. Cocks are hella fun to look at and make varied, but these people just... have some simple mass they color in when they do tentaclebulges.
>>610406
>>610407
same lol
>>610443
Alright, we get it. We all see Lapis, you can knock it off now.
>>610351
but they're smooth and squishy, with much more possibilities than a dog dick
>>610460
I dunno, knots are pretty great
>>610419
if the worst thing we have to deal with is horse genitals and thrown away threads for the trade off of being pretty free to post whatever you like i'd take /trash/ over /co/ any day.
/co/ may have more people but the longer our general stays around in /trash/ the more the people will just know it as a open secret and it'll also server to filter out the poopy content posters.
/trash/ is great.
>>610460
Regular cocks are too. If you want something fat, just draw a fat dick, sheesh. Dog dicks have the knot, too; you can't beat that. Match it, can't beat it.
>>610483
i can never understand mlp horsecocks. They're all female, so are artists just being intentionally obnoxious?
>>610492
Do you like tentacle dicks or not? Make up your mind
>>610351
That's the point though. They are worst placeholders and they are distinctly alien. There is no pressing need for bells and whistles.
>>610443
same lol
>>610504
N O
O
>>610498
There are plenty of males on MLP
>>610473
I'm the only person that ships these two.
>>610528
So what you're saying is that Lapis has crabs?
>>610528
No you ain't
>>610528
LAPIS IS A SLUT
>>610505
I mean, I know, but I'll still hold that against the artist for not doing anything interesting with them. I saw a Homestuck one that was actually good once, showing off a gross and huge variety of weird fucking tentacle dicks that all did something different or odd.
But most artists just have some colored blob.
>>610528
I'm roleplaying them and their relationship on WoW.
>>610564
More so than Lapis and anyone else?
>>610576
A dumb slut no less.
>>610505
>There's no need for bells and whistles
You've obviously never taken a dick senpai
tentacle dicks are awesome and lapis should have one
>>610586
Uh-hu... and in what way are you roleplaying? Care to take a screenshot?
>>610592
No because I prefer Lapis without one so Jasper can do the ore mining
Oh boy, futa breeding frenzy, my fav how did you know artist
>>610591
Now you know my horrible shame, anon-kun.
what if they just don't have peens at all
>>610617
>no peens
What a gay
>>610608
she would still having a perfectly usable hole for her
>>610436
![tumblr_nz6fhpWoJd1uz4q02o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XVSRBNI.png "tumblr_nz6fhpWoJd1uz4q02o1_1280[1].png")
>>610576
Made for lewd!
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135396906890/we-were-the-most-reblogged-animated-tv-show-on
Still waiting to find out how Tumblr reacted to this. I got permabanned for putting "nigger" in my username, so I'm relying on you goys.
>>610651
Not with that attitude baka desu senpai
>>610658
Doesn't seem like something that'll merit an interesting reaction.
>>610587
>>610630
Yeah but that's boring too, splits the focus too much, and doesn't make the sexual dynamic as fun
>>610617
I don't understand
>>610651
You could have fooled me
WHATS NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA WHOA, WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, PEARL, WE HAVE CHERRY TREES, AND LOTS OF HOURS WITH YOU, SO GO AND POWDER YOUR CUTE SHARP NOSE.
PEARL, PEARL, THE WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO, YOU AND YOUR PEARL NOSE.
WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, PEARL, YOU'RE SO THRILLING, AND WE'RE SO WILLING TO CARE FOR YOU, SO GO AND MAKE UP YOUR BIG LITTLE PEARL EYES.
PEARL, PEARL, WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO, YOU AND YOUR PEARLY EYES.
WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, YOU'RE SO DELICIOUS, AND IF ALL OUR WISHES COME TRUE, WE'LL SOON ALL HAVE OUR OWN PEARL LIPS.
PEARL, PEARL, WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY LIPS.
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY EYES.
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY NOSE!
>Based off:What's New Pussycat.<
>>610640
tentacle dick lapis forever
>>610667
Have you ever considered applying your autism to a profession, Indexer?
>>610696
fuck
you
I want Lapis with a hole like a goddamn watering fountain for Jasper to do things to that'd make Rose blanch
>>610157
Punch Lapis until she laughs?
>>610696
NO. She has a regular normal penis
>>610706
Honestly, knowing Lapis, she would do that by default actually.
>>610693
And you thought this was worthwhile to type up?
>>610669
anal and lots fo cum are always fun, and they can switch
Lets take all of this thread so far:
>Someone making a rendition of What's New Pussycats.<
>And if Lapis has a tentacle or regular penis.<
Whut.
>>610709
Ignoring the penis she looks really good in that shirt with those pants
We penis now?
>>610617
They can shapeshift so it doesn't matter.
>>610700
I already am
>>610719
No, but i'm bored as all fuck, have all the time in the world, and finally had to get some un resolved shit done, like having a Pearl related rendition of What's New Pussycat.
>>610732
We've always been penis
>>610709
>>610751
jesus fucking christ indexer you sure had this one ready
>>610732
>>610732
>Hmm
>Greg's got a big one we can infer that much
>Which means Steven probably does
>Then multiply him with Connie which in fusion general makes shit huge
>Which means Stevonnie probably has a coke can down there for them
my brilliant deduction and reasoning teaches me this is 112% canon
>>610778
a cock. a big fat cock
this thread is severely lacking in dottie
>>610769
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Ftrash%2F1450470423295.png
AHAH OH WAIT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE CHROME YOU CAN'T DO THAT AHAHAHAH
Fuck you Hiroshima Nagasaki
Yes i do have a lot of these already, i still have a easier time using GRIS and then searching by filename instead of just searching in the 38k+ images in the folders
>>610809
What's GRIS?
>>610799
Sorry man, she'll get her time when episodes start up, right now it's about slapping Lapis in the face with Jasper and Stevonnie's bulldozen dicks until she's got matching black eyes
>>610814
Google Reverse Image Search
https://images.google.com
If you have chrome, you can just rightclick images and select "Search Google for image"
>>610799
i got you anon. our little racist is still in our hearts.
>>610785
>Stevonnie is equal parts male and female
>Stevonnie's body is femine
>all of the masculinity is concentrated in Stevonnie's huge penis
>>610778
What if setvonnie is a full futa, vag and penis?
Would tumblr be forced to accept this as a new sexuality? Could we get dickgirl surgery legitimized?
>>610863
>Could we get dickgirl surgery legitimized?
I hope not. If it aint broke don't fix it.
>>610863
>Would tumblr be forced to accept this as a new sexuality?
That's not a sexuality. "Straight" and "gay" are sexualities.
>>610843
Works for me
Concentrate the masculinity into her 4 pound nutsack too
>>610863
Legit we're never going to find out, save for denied-by-Sugar reveals after the end. I imagine tumblr would do the same thing tumblr always does; be a massive media site where some people are loudly excited, get yelled at with old-man-on-lawn predictability, and the rest have no real opinion and move on.
>>610879
it's tumblr
>>610879
anon he's talking about dickgirl surgery dude is fucking with
>>610879
eh, sexuality could mean anything in the subject of sex. If I had explicitly meant sexual orientation, I would have said it.
Who is the most meme gem?
>>610882
>I imagine tumblr would do the same thing tumblr always does
You mean attempt to drive any artist who draw porn of Stevonnie (or any characters for that matter) to suicide?
Nose Biting is a fetish, right?
RIGHT?
>>610873
> if it ain't broke don't fix it
The fact that vag+dick girls is not a real thing *is* a flaw in humanity. It's broke, we must fix it.
PERI CHERRY MAKES CUMMIES FOR DADDY
>>610910
>Pearl getting amorous with a giant woman
that's way more my fetish
I wanna see Pearl get all Pearl when she don't gotta torment herself over Rose no more and some other alpha gem is around for her to hang off of
Actually considering that feeds right into her fucked up problems maybe she should just hook up with Amethyst already
>>610879
>"Straight" and "gay" are sexualities.
Female and male are sexualities you ignorant asshole.
Straight bi and gay are sexual orientation.
>>610910
No, it isn't.
Monday, January 4: “The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
Tuesday, January 5: “Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
Wednesday, January 6: “It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.
Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
http://imgur.com/a/IifSS#pLWcYeW
^ is this real or is someone screwing with reddit?
>>610843
so who has a bigger dick, jasper or stevonnie?
>>610936
Sexuality and Sexual orientation are the same thing.
The word you guys are looking for is gender
>>610967
Stevonnie's is bigger, but Jasper's is more functional.
>>610945
Who the fuck cares about reddit?
Why do you even go there?
>>610981
Because you fucking thick-headed mere-slurping loaf, the image CAME from reddit, so they are asking for confirmation here.
>>610923
This is the worst sentence ever made.
>>610940
Is this real?
IS THIS REAL?
>>610939
oh thank god
>>611003
No, it's a hot dank meme. The show is cancelled.
>>610940
fake
>>610940
This is retarded. None of these match the titles we have.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-will-finally-return-to-our-screens-in-j-1748759386
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>611003
Yep. Press release sent to various media people. Multiple people reporting as much.
Stevenbomb 4 confirmed.
>>610974
Gender and sex is the same fucking thing
>>610992
jasper is a gem she can be a 1995 model ford truck with backseat lights and a car horn that plays the local top 10 if she fucking wants
>>610940
>STEVEN SHOTGUN
>STRAIGHT OUT OF NEW YEAR
>STARTS WITH A FLASHBACK TO THE WAR
>>610990
>fucking thick-headed mere-slurping loaf
Pft, you're trying too hard.
I don't even watch the show, I just like the rock people.
I have no idea what Peridot sounds like.
>>611016
>>611027
>IT'S ACTUALLY POTENTIALLY REAL FOR REAL
>>611013
'The Answer' was confirmed by Rebecca Sugar, and that wasn't on the list of episodes that we got during the summer.
http://www.themarysue.com/comics-pros-shout-out-fave-female-creators/
>>611033
She sounds like a fat, sassy black woman.
16 days until we return
>>610940
This is as fake as my tits
>>611022
is this a Rick & morty reference?
>>611043
anon confirmed to have not had boob job
>>611041
I really hope you're joking.
>>611029
No, I'm just feeling sassy because this could be more Steven confirmation and he's wasting precious seconds whining through the nose about reddit
>>611051
I'm not.
>>611052
>I'm just feeling sassy
And failing at it
>>610940
It's not fake.
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/677954608262594560
>>610940
oh boy, this is gonna be good
>>610940
>>611046
No
>>610940
Time for Lapis!
>>611056
I don't care because new Steven, fuck yes
confirmed
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/677954608262594560
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-will-finally-return-to-our-screens-in-j-1748759386
HOLY FUCK
I GOT HELD BACK IN THE TRASH MYSELF. TWICE!
LOOK AT ME MAN, NOW I DRIVE THE HYPE BUS
>>611033
She sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gkiii7URk
>>611085
You're an idiot
>>611097
i'm scared to click what if it's not exactly how i imagine her
>>611106
imagine if a frog had a high-pitched human voice
TIME TO RE EMERGE
TO /co/, POST-HASTE
>>611106
Peridot is a fucking nerd who keeps trying to come off as some smooth calm computer type when she's a retarded corn chip
It's pretty endearing after a while
>less than a month left of /trash/
>>611102
>getting mad because you were wrong about new episodes
>>610940
holy fucking shit its happening,
>>611117
Hell no. Can we stay here until episodes air? And then STAY stay here and only go to /co/ for that reason? Please
>>611106
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLE
Also, I like the music in this show.
>>611130
No i mean for the occasion
We gotta still stay in /trash/ until the 4th and we can still hang around after that
Just gotta slap it in face of the mods like, right now
>>611124
>qt gril ice cyclops with short hair
what have you done to me
>>611124
"Le u mad m eme"
How am I even mad? Why would I be angry at all?
Ha, guess I don't need these depressed gems anymore since we're coming back.
I'm still gonna keep making them of course
>>611139
I'm revving up my shitposts. I am so ready for this. Those clods won't know what hit them!
>>611139
I guess I mean like
I don't wanna let's just stay here, it's peaceful
Hello /sug/!!
CHAPTER 36 (1/?)
Running as fast as his fat, stubby legs can take him, Ronaldo makes easy progress through the neighborhood, lucky to be so intimately familiar with its every twist
and turn. He cuts across to Crawford terrace and once again faces the ocean. He stops for a moment to catch his breath and listen for the sound of footsteps. It's hard to
hear much over his labored breathing but he thinks he might be in the clear. He pats at the camera in the pocket of his gigantic cargo pants to make sure it's still
there and sets off again in a brisk jog toward the beach.
At the end of the street now, he crosses through a driveway into the back yard, setting off the security lights. He panics and begins to run again, making a break for
their fence. A dog starts to bark inside the house. He makes it to the fence and, grabbing a post, launches himself over, rolling down the steep hill toward the rocks
below. With each cycle around, Ronaldo can feel the camera in his pocket jam hard into his calve- can feel all of today's investigation and hard work being crushed
between his huge, blubbery legs and the hard ground. Between a cop and a hard place (get it? because of the rocks? Though shouldn't it still be "between a rock and ___"
in that case? Between a rock and cop place? You know, what, just disregard this whole thing and I will start over).
Straightening his body so that he will fall vertically, Ronaldo plants his legs down hard, slows and stops just a few feet from the rocks. That was pretty close. He lies on his back
watching the water while the remaining light disappears. Could Dongleston have followed him all the way out here? Did he see Ronaldo's face? Would he have recognized
him from back in the Big Donut? Would it be safe for him to go home? Ronaldo was certain that Officer Dongleston, the so-called "hero" who was so conveniently in the
neighborhood to murder his little brother and foil their "terror plot", was in on the whole conspiracy.
>>610940
RIGHT BEFORE I'M ABOUT TO WATCH STAR WARS
I hope the film is good enough to stop me thinking about this.
>>611158
It is.
>>611157
(2/?)
It all came together after the strange dream he'd had. The hooded
figure had to have represented Big Brother- the cat, maheshwaren, obviously just a pet, a slave to the government- his bleeding entrails were his second amendment rights.
Ronaldo picks himself up, brushing the dirt off and checking the camera in his pocket. The loose pieces he feels banging around against each other in there aren't a
very good sign, so he doesn't bother taking it out to look. Actually seeing the damage will do nothing to lift his spirits. He jumps down the rocks and onto the beach,
thinking maybe he should finally make the switch to digital.
Moving slowly along the rocks so as to remain unseen from atop the hill, he makes his way down the beach. Within minutes he reaches the funland park and takes refuge
underneath the pier. He stands behind a large support beam and looks up at Beach City, wondering if the cop really would have attempted to murder him given the chance.
Ronaldo had seen too much in the past couple hours and he knows it. He also knows that he can't risk getting caught now, evidence or no. Finally, he removes the camera
and examines the shattered lense and smashed case. He tries the power button and gets no response. "Just fucking great" he mutters to himself. Suddenly a voice from
behind: "Hey buddy, what's that you've got there? Looks expensive."
Nearly wetting himself in fright, Ronaldo whirls around and sees the blue woman. This has to be the same one they had been whispering about back at the Big Donut.
How many other people are blue? Probably not many.
"I asked you a question, big guy." She is aiming a gun at him now.
"I-it's just a camera" she's getting closer. "It's broken. It's trash now."
"Well that's no fun" she says, slapping it into the sand with her free hand. "What else do you have? Empty out those pockets, fatty."
>>610940
>Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
The fucking Peridot secrets holy shit
>>610940
Huh
Garnet is gonna tell Steven some serious shit, the other episodes looks kinda heavy too, looks like the plot is now under way for the season
>>>/co/78273184
drop your requests fags
>>611157
>>611164
(3/4)
Ronaldo turns out his pockets and hands the woman his phone, house keys and wallet. The latter two she stashes in her stylish fanny pack, while his phone is snapped
in half and tossed into the water. She puts the gun to his head. "Get on your knees."
Ronaldo breaks down and starts crying.
"Jesus Christ why does everyone here do this? what ever happened to real men who stood their ground and didn't piss their pants every time something scary happened?
What happened to America, kid? Is it the bottled water? The flouride? The GMOs? I don't understand this generation."
"A-actually I think a vaccine I got as a baby may have given me a mild form of autism" Ronaldo manages to choke out
"See, there's another problem. You guys always have to blame your shortcomings on something else. 'I can't do it, I have ADD' or 'I can't do it, I'm autistic' all seem
like bullshit excuses to me. If you want to get out there and be a contributing member of society, you've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and CONTRIBUTE.
Don't play victim to some made-up disease an overpaid quack is using to sell you pills, because guess what? You don't need them. You need motivation. You need less
coddling from mommy and daddy and more real life experiences. You look like a guy who spends all his time on a computer. That's good and fine, but if all your human
contact comes from the internet, how are you supposed to recognize and utilize body language in real life? Just look at your posture. How much time per day do you
spend in a computer chair? Look, I'm not trying to shit on you too much here, but maybe you should try an exercise ball to sit on. It's a good core workout and all you
do is just sit there. Haha jesus, what am I even talking about? Get on your knees already kid, this'll be over soon."
>>611169
I'm still like the conceptual idea that Sugilite is them basically convincing Sapphire to drink and it all going to hell when it's 12 hours later and she's wondering if they sell size 170 leather boots for her to grind into Pearl's face
>>611175
Pearl snorting flour straight out of the container
>>611097
This show seems pretty cool, should I actually watch it?
>>611021
Sex and Sexuality isnt
>>611157
>>611164
>>611180
(4/4)
Shaking, Ronaldo does as he is told.
"Any last words?" he feels the barrel of the gun touch the back of his head.
He has none. He squeezes his eyes shut tight and listens to the wind, to the waves, to the strange rustling coming from the grass up on the hill. The rustling turns to
crunching rocks, and now sand. It's getting closer.
"Well," the woman says, amused, moving the gun away from his head, "looks like company. You can go now. Go home and clean the shit out of your pants, ha ha."
She motions with her gun to the opposite end of the pier, and Ronaldo quickly stands up and begins to run for it.
"Oh yeah, Tubby. By the way, if I ever see you again, I'm going to kill you. Bye."
This time he does not look back.
fuck that took forever to post
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>611190
Why are you asking this in a general for the show?
>>611123
>>611117
But what if they don't let us back in. /co/ was highly reluctant to keep us even when we were not on hiatus. Would they even let /sug/ back in seeing what it can become when it's loosened from 4chans social contract?
>>611190
Yeah, it's pretty good overall
