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>>580062
Our own ERP shitpost edition
>>584185
>58
>85
are you my new wife?
>>584094
Mizzy was teasing me quite a bit trying to make me jealous.
So I played along way too convincingly to the point I convinced myself.
post your favorite erp sluts
Also just a heads up, try not to make a new thread until the old one hits image limit, as a courtesy to the rest of /trash/
>>584224
>>584201
I'm married already,sorry!
>>584238
Time for some adultery.
>>584229
see
>>581380
entschuldigung
they wanted me to make a separate thread
>>584185
>>584238
>>584255
nah that anon was being a fucking retard, he meant he wanted anzu and the circlejerk to fuck off to their own thread
which is hilarious because you can't police circlejerk, they'll go into whatever thread they like, and if they bother you that much you're a fucking buttblasted aspie who needs to drink an ammonia and bleach cocktail
>>580101
Ah, ja that was all just propaganda to make the allies fear us, though none of it really panned out...
>karls pace matching churches more then happy to let him take the lead
what do you plan on doing with them once we find them?
I've been ordered to "collect" them for der fuhrer will this be an issue? though I'm sure der fuhrer won't mind letting you have them once he is done with them
>>584276
>implying I care what some anon says
needed new thread figured why not?
I wanted to see what they'd do
>>584297
fair enough, we were 10 away from image limit anyhow
I bet none of you kuks have ever even touched a women
don't think you're gonna start today
I'd berly even rub you with a socked foot
>>584382
S-sometimes I hold hands with my mom.
>>584382
Nice shitpost senpai
>>584382
Psh, as if.
What makes you so great?
Niggas be salty AF bruh smfh niggas gettin heated over stupid shit real talk. Nigga over here laughin he ass off at salty ass niggas.
>>584386
and I bet she only does it because she know no one else will~
>>584397
I'd show you but then I'd have to touch you... no I'd rather fuck another anon and make you watch~
>>584392
you seem to be the one to convince~
>she stretches her socked foot out and gently rubs your crotch with it
>>584444
T-that's not true.
Lots of girls hold my hand...all the time...
>>584444
Nice quads ma'am.
>>584444
Quads... so we must worship miss Samus
>>584444
>quads checked
Hey, what are you doin with that lewd foot...
>He looked down and watched her foot rub around his bulge, the unexpected contact stimulating him
I'm not gettin hard cause I like this or anything, you just caught me with my guard down, idiot.
>>584461
but they won't hold anything else will they?
it's okay anon you can watch me get fucked and cum from that; okay?
because the only thing I'm gonna let you touch is my ass after it's pumped full of cum and make you suck it out~
>>584488
>hitlerdubs heiled
yes, worship my glorious ass, can you smell how good it tastes? just beg for it and I'll let you taste me~
>>584507
>He gets on his knees and bows
Hail the samus ass, may she grace me with a taste of any peice of her flawless quad earning body
>>584444
Ayo nice quads boo f'real.
>>584507
Please let me taste that ass, Mistress Samus. I don't care whether or not you're leaking cum from your ass, I want to smother my face between your ass cheeks so badly that it's making me drool. It smells so good that I'm drooling all over myself, and I'm getting hard.
Hello
>>584079
You know I'm kind of in a hurry.
(And fell asleep, had to take a nap, sorry)
>>584297
My contract is of my personal information, although I can assure you. They will not be harmed.
>>584498
>she rubs it harder but making sure to rub the whole bulge
you might lie, but your body, your body is honest~
if you beg nicely I'll let you be the one to fuck me~
>>584506
Val? no
>>584515
that was rather nice anon~ I'm quite impressed that you could beg that good
>she removes one of her socks and rubs your lips with her foot sensually
if you can suck on my foot and make me moan I'll let you have more~ if not that... I'll just have to cuck you
>she chuckles to herself almost wanting to cuck him
>>584525
yes, that droll will com in handy if one of these anons ever fuck my ass, if I let you eat my ass now will you be a good boy "get them ready"?
>>584560
>his hands massage her foot as his lips trace up and down the top and sole, finally sucking each toe one.... by.... one making a performance with each while look up at her with puppy eyes
Anything mistress
>>584548
>karl places his hand on churches shoulder stopping him before he walks over a very well concealed trap
Herr kirsche we must b eon the right path, as this trap is one I designed myself~
would have been shame such an honest man such as yourself befell into it
>>584507
B-but..
Please I-I have a cock too you know, i-if you want you could have sex with me....
I know those guys have bigger ones than me...but I promise I'll make you feel reeeeally good!
>>584560
>He gets flustered and looks away
Wh-who'd want to beg someone like you for that... I'm n-not horny at all!
>>584576
Honesty is a rare thing.
So you designed traps for them, or?
Hey all! Sorry I'm late~
>>584592
Hello
>>584597
You seem desparate for something.
>>584597
Hey there~
>>584576
>>584586
(Gotta go, continue later?)
>>584599
M-Me? It's not being lewd with someone, I promise .
>>584606
You're without a shirt already? I guess you want something, is that correct?
>>584610
sure, have fun~
I don't mind drawing it out
>>584621
It might be so...
>>584623
Well hey there...
>>584621
Oh okay. Mind if i keep you company then?
>He walks towards you
>>584628
Then what do you want? I will try to give it to you
>>584628
I used you really good my last game, did you enjoy getting gang raped mid?
>>584636
Oh I don't know, I've had dick already~
>>584637
I might have~
>>584634
I would like some company, I am a bit thirsty.
Do you have something that I can drink?
>>584568
>she shudders but doesn't moan as he keeps working her foot skillfully with his mouth
my my you're rather good at this aren't you?
will you worship every other part of me the same way? even if I'm covered in cum?
>>584584
>she take her left foot and skillful presses her big toe against your lips and shushes you
you don't lie to me like that when your pre has already stained your pants... can you?
>her right foot circles the growing wet spot
>>584650
Then something else?
>>584662
>his mouth finishes with her toes and goes to kissing her soles and massages between the toes
i would worship you no matter, i would do it if you where covered in cum, i would clean you if you desired mistress
>>584658
Hmm.... Funny you mention it. I've got some ice tea with peach flavor. Is that good enough?
>>584597
Heya Cebruz never thought I'd see you here :^)
>>584586
yes, I must agree it's always refreshing to see a man being honest... of his own free will
there is a saying
ein nackter Mann hält paar Geheimnisse hält die geschundenen Menschen keine
in short, it's s shame what it takes to make a man honest
they were very loyal to die reich und der fuhrer, so yes I made these traps for them, though never expected to have to avoid one
makes me wonder why they are in hiding
>>584674
Yes!
>>584677
I am not cebruz. He's not doing this shit
Holy shiiiiiiiit I just slepted for 15 hours lmaooooo I'm fuckin liiiiiiiit........how we all doin, we comfy out here? Anyone tryin to play some SF3 and get whooped?
>>584715
Good thing i brought an extra bottle.
Here you go.
>He sits next to you and passes a bottle of cold ice tea
By the way whats your name?
>>584650
(I really wanna see an erp between you and jinx, not gonna lie)
then again I guess you can't rape the willing now can you?
>>584723
I'm p darn comfy, thanks senpai.
How are you?
>>584769
>69 get nice
I'm good nigga just gettin out of sluggish mode from crashin like a brick for more than half a day lmao but I'm still out here kickin, huntin for a nigga to bop in some games in the threads lmao. Nice to hear you nice and cozy senpai, it definitely seems like a lax day so far in thread
>>584789
I'm shit at fighting games, but I hope you thrash some friends on there.
>>584789
>this thread is really c-c-c-c-comfy
>>584813
I'ma tryin lmao most niggas round the thread now I'll give em the works so they ain't even play wit me, niggas scurd as hell lmao
>>584822
>dubs confirmed slow thread
Yeeeeh I'm bouta get this shit poppin tho nigga better check it senpai
>>584834
...is it wrong to fap to lewd Anzu?
>>584853
Not at all senpai, I'd hook you up wit lewds but loli banned on trash, if you was in my discord I'd slide you the pics nigga but you know how it be
Good morning everyone.
>>584822
Now that is one cute skull
>>584834
>>584789
>>584723
Mornin Anzu. Thrashin bitches as usual?
>>584865
Good morning mister skeleton.
>>584834
Just curious, do you regularly browse /fgg/?
>>584873
Fine i suppose. I just woke up and came here. I got great priorities. I should probably get dressed and out for a bit soon
/Trash/
Breast Expansion
Yay or Nay?
:3c
>>584891
The bigger they are, the better.
>>584881
Nah this the only thread I even post on or browse on 4chan, I'm too lazy to check out other shit lmao
>>584887
Senpai I know the feeling, I woke up ate cereal and started gettin comfy and posted. I ain't goin out anywhere as usual so gotta hunt down them niggas for fightin games lmao
>>584891
I say if you like it senpai do it, just dont force a nigga to do it who ain't wanna and we chill
>>584662
>He takes in the scent of her foot since its right in his face, and the blush on his face intensifies
I-I can't help if my dick gets hard if a lewd girl starts rubbing it with her f-foot, idiot...
>He groans helplessly as she rubs his cock with her foot
>>584671
(sorry)
>she pulls her foot back then pushes you over with it then stands above your head and grinds my still closed ass against your face
are you still going to be so enthusiastic after I smother you with my ass?~
>>584723
ayyyyy anzu I got last night's dlc for sm4sh and I'm stylin niggas with cloud right now
>gives headpats
how's my comfy cuddle bandit today
>>584912
>he falls back and lets his arms rest on her legs, trying to find a way to speak but he has very little place to go
mmmm for a body like yours ill stay your loyal servant
(its fine)
>>584918
>giggled in real life at comfy cuddle bandit
How his limit charge jawn he do? Shit looks crazy I love all the noises he makes, sounds so fuckin clean
>Closes her eyes and hums happily to herself as you pat her
Mhmm~ I'm doing great I got good news the SMBZ is gettin remade so I'm hype as fuck, still findin some niggas to fug up in SF3 you know how it is
>>584879
A good morning to you as well Anon.
>>584894
On behalf of all skeletons. I'm offended. No love for non existent tits?
>>584895
Cereal sounds great right now. For the last three months i've had almost no time to plan out my meals. Just eat if i get the chance. Half the time i'll be working all day and not eat. Never stop being neet. Stay gold Anzu...Stay gold
Also a word of advice for any anons who want to see the new star wars. Don't go to /b/. Their being cocks about spoilers.
>>584947
But what would you squeeze?
>>584940
shit is unreal, if you catch a nigga with an lb cross slash he gets btfo
pretty sick aerial game too senpai, its like playing a faster snake if he didn't use projectiles and used a sword, his tilts and other basic attacks have so much punch
>>584947
I'm sorry you feel this way. But skinny people/skeletons is not my thing. I've got nothing against you thought.
>>584953
tummy or butt desu
>>584953
>squeezing
>not busting out into song mid coitus by using her ribcage as a zylophone
Anon please...
>>584931
you know I'm gonna make you suck the cock that's gonna fuck me right?
>she pulls herself up from his face and pulls her jumpsuit down her tits flopping out and her ass hovering inches from your face
>>584947
Honestly I'm surprised we even had cereal and milk, usually we only got white rice and ramen since its so cheap, ever since we kicked out a bunch of people in my house we started buying some real food again and its wonderful~ Feastin like a real nigga now senpai
>>584954
Lmao he sound fun as fuck, like a good Ike with dope mechanics and shit, damn I kinda wanna see whats good
>>584960
Senpai I fuckin know I was giddy as fuck for like two hours thinkin about it, if you wanna check out where I found out, it was from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBK0stoukBQ
>Tfw case sensitivity is not filtered
Its pretty good Tbh
>>584971
I only hope one day my cock will be so lucky... but i will follow your request my goddess
>his hands tense as he fights back the urge to grab the plentiful mounds and goes to kissing her jump suit on her ass with the same worship as her feet
>>584975
>better ike
shit that's probably the best description i've heard, its fun as fuck to play for sure
>smbz
I'll have to check that out later senpai, gonna shower
>>584961
It's alright anon. I may rib ya a bit but i'd never begrudge someone on personal taste.
I like em plump n round just like the next guy.
>>584968
Anon, Music comes from the heart not the ri- oh wait.
>>585001
But with that said. I'm kinda curious now
about how well skeletons do. Think you could
show me a good time?
I just completely wasted 4 hours of my life on something autistic. Ask me anything.
>>584987
I'm hurt anon. Wounded anon. I was gonna bring you back as a skeleton after you die but since you'll be too SCARED i guess i wont.
>>585006
It comes from the heart? Hang on let me grab one of those.
>>584665
you~?
>>584759
(Well it is rather popular...)
Well there's that...
And a girl has to satisfy her needs every now and then...
>>585030
Oh anon. You're making me blush. I ain't that kinda cheap skelly!
>>585033
>I just completely wasted 4 hours of my life on something autistic
welcome to erp
>>584712
Probably to proceed with their own objectives.
Creed of the greedier and all that...
>>584905
oh, I know you can't help it~ but your cock's the only smart one here, I knows what it wants
>she pulls her foot away from his painfully throbbing bulge
butt... if you don't want want me..t here is little I can do
>she stands up and gives you a wink before she starts walking away
and to think, I was gonna have >>584988
get your cock nice and ready for me~
>>584988
>hitlerdubs Heiled
you're quite lucky anon~ I do hope you know this
>she turns around and grinds her ass into his nose then uses her right foot to roughly rub his bulge
>>585059
Oh. Then any suggestions on where to start?
Is this where lewd people come to be lewd
>>585082
yes~
>>585059
It can always get worse.
Minion ERP? :3c
>>585082
People here either want to suck dick, have there dick sucked or shit post.
all of which I am fine with.
>>585078
(ive now got 88 twice in the same thread)
Can my lips... your lips are almost touching mine down here
>he pants but his bulge responds very well to her tight jumpsuited foot
>>585078
... god dam does ZZS have good fan art.
>>585099
(and another dub, mother fuck, ive got to go now suddenly but if your around when i get off work)
>>585087
>>585092
It seems awfully lewd.. I d-don't know if I should be here
>>585082
Pretty much what >>585092 said, I mostly shitpost and convince niggas to play fighting games with me and beg for free things occasionally
>>585115
Just snuggle on up next to me and get comfy, its a nice cozy place here honestly senpai
>>585063
it saddens me, she was such a great comrade, I do hope she has answers for just abandoning die Reich, though I admit it'd be nice to here from them even if they have become my enemies
what of you? are you not here to further your own greed~
(shouldn't you be in bed or something? I don't mind waiting)
>>585115
And go to where? /b/? /v/? /a/? You're better off in trash.
Join us...
>>585080
Be dead and female. I'm more of a shitposting skelly anon. I don't have much of a libido for these things anymore. Death does that.
>>585082
Yes you have reached your destination. Welcome.
>>585092
If i had a stomach i'd vomit profusely.
>>585113
all you need do is say
"please cuck me mistress samus"
hope you enjoy working with a hard-on and blue balls
if you stay hard for me all day I'll let you fuck me
>>585115
Don't mind the lewd darling.
This is the beginning of lewd hours
Just you wait until it gets lewder.
>>585122
>sits on your lap and nuzzles my head on your chest
Be gentle with me I'm fragile
>>585157
w-well I am trash so I guess I belong here huh
>>585125
(I should be, but it's only 8.10 pm...)
I have a contract. And besides, your "Reich" is on the verge of defeat. I have no personal quarrel with people who decide survival is the better option.
>>585078
>He stops being stupid and realizes you weren't just toying with him
W-Wait... I-I'm okay with it if it's you... I just don't like being teased, y'know?
>>585164
Such a thing exists on the mii-verse,
>>585189
Thats the spirit!
>>585054
pray tell just what are these "needs"
>he wraps his hands around her from behind playing it on her abdomen
>>585225
Well you know, boys and girls sometimes need to relieve themselves, and carnal fornication, preferably with a suitable partner is the best way to do that~
>>585189
>Squeaks as you sit on her, a strange look on her face.
Aww~ I ain't ever been on this end of the snuggle part but you sure are a cutie. I won't do anythin you don't want done senpai, I'm here to be cozy and maybe play some fighting games.
>She ran her fingers through your hair with a smile on her face, bringing an arm around you to hold you softly to herself.
>>585235
Only if they got the booty.
Cow tit anon requesting Cow tits in threads.
P-please?
>>585249
Well whadya think? I got the booty?
>>585054
Alright
>>585260
... You got the booty alright...
A...great one.
>>585260
I am pretty sure that's a shad base drawing, right?
>>585236
>>585264
So I can have you~?
>>585272
You're sadly right, but hey, at least it's not futa guro stuff...
>>585192
>he pauses for a minute, trying to act surprised
ah this is news to me, sorry i've no new of the front lines
though I agree survival of oneself is key to survival of ones ideals
do you know where this compound of theirs is?
and why we'd need to fight their guards?
>>585296
>not futa
I cri
>>585287
It always nice to have more cuddlesluts round here, not to mention dope niggas like us senpai, I hope you stick around in the comfy hours and chill you dig?
>>585308
You big shots don't hear much from the fronts do you?
>Church keeps his calm demeanor, not showing any emotion. At all.
My source is solid. And since they've hired locals for mercenary work... I wouldn't expect a warm welcome party. More like cold lead.
Whatever they're ddoing, it isn't for the sake of your Reich.
Did you know they went and stole an entire train worth of treasure? Then "dissappeared" ?
>>585260
that's a rather nice booty, nice and strong I have high hopes for you~
>he slides both his hands up your body and squeezes your small muscular tit
but all this working out has made your top rather small, they are cute~
>>585344
I'll keep coming as long as there's room for me on your lap!
>>585355
You saying I'm flat?
>>585344
>dubs checked
what's good senpai just got out of the shower
>he plops down in a beanbag chair and sinks in before pulling a blanket over
comfy
>>585361
Psh you'll be here forever then nigga, I'm here literally all hours of the day that I'm awake, I'm a full blooded NEET
>Snuggles you a bit tighter
Not saying thats a bad thing though, it'll be nice to have a consistent snuggle slut~
>>585375
Nothin much nigga, out here chillen and killin, huntin niggas down in SF3 but nobody stepped up to the plate yet to get slammed. You seem to be doin aight senpai, anythin planned for today?
>>585390
>squirms in your arms and hugs you tight
I'm a full blooded neet too so I guess I'll be around a lot for now
>>585390
>got to clean shit today because I'm sneezing all the time and the dust is so thick on my entertainment center it looks white
i hate having to clean shit senpai but if i don't i'll probably sneeze out a vital organ
vidya and chill after probably
>>584723
Lmao bruh you missed them salty ass niggas bitchin bout stupid shit lmao niggas heated AF, niggas be childish no lies.
>>585405
>NEET army rises
>Lets out a content sigh as you hugged her back
Ahh~ It'll be nice to tell eachother of our NEET stories as we snuggle...you do anything for fun while you chill? Any favorite vidya?
>>585424
Damn senpai lmao I ain't clean shit but I don't get sick cause I've lived like a fuckin slob for so long I'm immune to that shit now
>>585431
Lmao niggas always gettin heated for lame shit senpai I dont get it, now that I'm back tho its chill time freal homie
>>585448
I am a filthy casual who plays a lot of dota, csgo and fallout 4... please don't bully me for my horrible taste in vidya ;_:
>>585164
How about alive and female?
>>585345
I'm not a big shot mein freund
I'm but a lowly assassin raised off the streets, I only know what I need to know
Ah that's where that went, we ended up burning one of the ghettos for that, though this is a rather serious charge I find it hard to believe they'd do something like this
Speaking of comfy vidya, does anyone else play DayZ and just go hiking?
>>585370
I'm merly saying that they are cute~ I like cute
>he plays with your cute tits and pulls you closer to him
I meant no offense
>>585448
Niggas be gunnin fo my nigga Anzu real talk, but ya know ya boi Mac got ya back
>>585455
>dubs confirms horrible taste, but not worst taste
Damn nigga you gotta play some MMOS or some fighting games, what kinda NEET are you baka playin dota and CSGO forever senpai baka you got a lot to learn from ya nigga Anzu
>continues to brush your hair gently still holding you with her one arm, a bit tighter than before
>>585494
Nah I can't afford DayZ lmao I play free games and beg for fighters to feed my addiction its a damn shame
>>585455
My nigga playin Fallout 4, yous a real nigga no lies. Nigga got that fully upgraded X-01 armor real talk, nigga punch a deathclaw lights out my nigga.
>>585483
I have the evidence in my case here.
Which is part of my contract.
Put the pieces together and you'll know who hired me...
>>585460
t's possible, but i have to warn you.
It usually doesn't end well
>>585514
Lmao nigga ain't gotta sweat shit, pussy niggas be salty n shit bout us real niggas talkin bout fightin games n shit. Selfish ass niggas be wantin all the attention on them, niggas want they dick sucked and nothin else. Niggas can't jus ignore shit they don't like, niggas got autism lmao. My boi Anzu ain't gotta sweat shit, ya mans Mac pull a nigga head clean off niggas shoulders no lies.
>>585448
i wouldn't say sick, just hard to vidya or whatever when i'm sneezing from the dust all damn day
>>585548
Aight word up senpai, of course niggas talk smack about fightin games when I ain't around cause you KNOW they ain't want the fuckin sauce baka I need to fuck some niggas up on fightcade now
>>585552
Yeeeeh I feel you, idk tho I dont dust ever and I'm aight but that could just because I'm not even alive or some shit lmao
>>585500
That better be the case...
>Vi winces at your touch
Well what more can you say of me other than that I'm cute?
>>585543
What? You'll fuck me so hard I'll be your loyal servant?
>>585296
Yes, you can have me.
>>585577
>5577
>dub dubs
>nice
All of you~?
>>585548
seems like most of the bitch niggas already left senpai, they probably be back cuz they always do, but its comfy chill times right now, what's good mac
>>585568
ain't not a one of those bitch niggas for the balls to talk about to your face about it, they complain when they think its safe lol
so many bitches hidin with the rest of anon
>>585593
Yes, for now I am completely yours.
>>585568
Nigga ain't tryna front on ya boi Mac. Nigga finna hitchu wit dat natural 40% combo no meter real talk. Nigga send ya ass clean to the loser bracket, one way ticket my nigga.
>>585573
Forever and forever. Though with your skin gradually falling off till you're only bone. Also Shalltear and albedo will probably kill you. They aren't terribly fond of humans.
>>585601
Ayo whuzgud my nigga. Ya mans Mac slappin salty niggas silly lmao str8 up bruh. Niggas ain't tryna see me, niggas ain't finna get deez hands. Ayo bruh got a name?
>>585601
Smh these weak ass niggas actin like they got them combos and shit niggas ain't even got spacin lmao tryin to do some lame ass shit but they ain't got crossups or mixups
>>585610
Nigga if only I had mkx I'd try to hand the nigga some dope shit but idk who I be playin lmao prolly like Quan chi or some other caster nigga I love they effects they get shits so dope
>>585538
only two people would hire a man to find nazis, either jews or the reich
and I'm the acting authority of one of them
and I do hope you're not working for the other
I have little interest in the politics of who does what
I'm not here to kill, i'd rather is stay that way
>>585609
>Vi inches closer to her, pulling her into a tight hug
Good to know...
>>585625
Shame...
>>585632
Lmao Quan Chi? Casual ass nigga playin a top tier, fuck outta here my dude. Nigga OP AF. Shinnok and Quan Chi, niggas some OP casters my nigga.
>>585629
if i'm just chillinchillin or playing sm4sh i go by kuro, but i avatarpost as Toon Link sometimes because he's one of my favorites to play in smash
>>585632
it's not just fighting games either senpai, they talk shit and want you and the rest of us chill people to make our own threads, niggas get annoyed that we chillin while they're trying to get lewd or some shit
>>585573
you're strong and confident~
>he licks her neck playing with her tits more
you've got this dominate air around you~ though this is something I want to change
>>585649
Jews? No. Das Reich? No...
You'll figure it out eventually.
If you're smart enough...
Anyway, we should be getting close, wonder why we haven't been picked up yet...
>>585603
S-sorry, I didn't notice!
How can I repay you for that?
>\\< I am trash.
>>585653
>She blushes a little as you hug her
>>585677
>dubs confirms some pussy shit is afoot
Nah nigga they fucked then I ain't goin anywhere anytime soon senpai fuck outa here baka It ain't even a real ERP without some good shitpostin niggas ain't even know. They finna get the hands senpai I'm gettin heated baka
>Caption is wheelchairs
>They gunna need it lmao
>>585653
Don't be disheartened, there are plenty of horny Anon's who i'm sure would fuck the law out of you. I just doubt that you want to be fucked to death.
>>585673
Castin niggas got dat zone game on lockdown my nigga no lies.
>>585718
Y-you're probably right...
>>585691
Oh now it's mister tall dark and handsome who wants to change something huh?
>Vi chuckles
How about you just have me as I am?
>>585701
Aww...You're so cute... But what I really want... Is to make you feel so so good...
Wouldn't you like that?
>>585677
Aight nigga I see you. Real talk deez pussy niggas gettin aggy AF over stupid shit. Niggas tryna jack they dicks but niggas can't ignore shit they don't like. Niggas be like "no fun allowed" lmao. Niggas got autism str8 up.
>>585707
fuckin right senpai
>>585759
nigga i got autism, these niggas got brain damage
>>585649
>>585697
Sorry, now I'm really going.
See you later nazi investigator.
>>585697
I see... if you're not an agent of zion then ultimately you're not an enemy
heh maybe they thought the main road to trapped enough that on one would be fool enough to actually take it
no matter, we're here and have the element of surprise, what was you plan for getting in herr kirsche
>>585753
>he squeezes and tugs your nipples before whispering into your ear
tis nothing physical I'd change~
>>585774
gute nacht
>>585778
I thought about just waltzing right in, I don't need to sneak in on this contract. The fact that you tagged along, still doesn't change MY position. And I'm sure it would be a pleasant surprise.
Probably.
>>585784
Good night, this is last post for the night.
>>585701
Your company is the best payment i can think of.
Unless you had something else in mind~
>He slowly caresses your back while he smiles
>>585778
Nhyah...
Well...glad to hear about that, but don't you even think of going all Mengele on me and fucking with my brain or anything...
Or I'll smash your fucking head in...
Now continue... I like this...
>>585808
Daaaamn, gurl can take a MEAN dick no lies my nigga.
>>585825
Glad you like it...
Got anything else for me~?
(I'm seriously about to pass out though)
I don't want to come off as a slut, but cock is realy great. Does anyone else agree? I'm not a slut, though.
>>585844
Dayum boo, you temptin a nigga n shit but nigga at work, nigga can't be gettin he dick hard on the job lmao. You fine AF gurl no lies, keep doin you.
>>585860
Don't worry, I'm off for sleep anyway.
Goodnight
>>585625
Ah!
Sorry for last night, I should have said I was barely awake!
Things got so heated I passed out. It's my fault!
Damn wish my snuggle buddy chilled for a bit longer nigga only was around for like 30 minutes baka now I'm snugglin blanket covers and shit.
>tfw no snuggleslut
>>585894
It's fine Albedo. I was barely awake also and passed out shortly after you left.
I'm off to run some errands. Anzu i expect it to be extra comfy when i get back. I'm talking cuddling everywhere.
>>585753
>>585792
How do I handle two people who want me to feel good, do you want to share me?
>>585927
Ayo boo ya mans Mac finna hitchu wit da ghost cuddle lmao make a nigga feel good
>>586031
Lmao that shit be crazy as fuck, just chillen an you feel yo soul gettin snuggled and shit, like damn nigga shit prolly feel weird as fuck but good after you get used to it senpai
>>585939
Hmm.... I don't see a problem with that.
>>585844
good night vi
>>586045
Lmao real talk my nigga, ya boi got total control wit dat telekinesis game, nigga control ya whole body no lies, bruh make shawty feel real good nah sayin?
>>586057
A-Alright
>>586064
Senpai now I'm curios as fuck to see a nigga ERP wit someone lmao nigga fuck a nigga from across the room LMAO shit would be wack as fuck
>>586074
But right now i don't feel horny. Do you think you could help me with that? Then i'll help you.
>He unzips his pants revealing a flaccid cock
>>586081
Real talk my nigga, my boo Sharky be askin me bout dat join, want a nigga to do some wilin' telekinesis ERP lmao idk my nigga that ain't my scene. Nigga like readin other people ERP, nigga ain't finna do no ERP idk fám
>>586103
Yeeeh I feel you senpai I'm one of them rare ERP's niggas be surprised when I get lewd unless it wit Valentine cause we always be fuckin lmao. Niggas always got the vidya hookup tho if they want some good sessions either here or in private
>Gotta get my NEETbux somehow senpai
>>586131
Lmao you cute AF real talk but nigga can't be out here ERP'n witchu, Anzu my main nigga, niggas don't do no lewd shit wit they niggas lmao
so since its a different time of day ill try asking this again. anyone know if the brown loli whos been here a few times is still around?
>>586165
Yeeeeh I feel you homie, thanks for callin it cute tho senpai you know how it be, gotta look good when you fuckin niggas up in vidya you dig? Niggas be salty as fuck cause they look game weak and they vidya game weak, you beatin them on more than one front lmao
>>586089
>I put it in my mouth, playing with it with my tongue
>>586179
Nigga ain't into them lolis lmao nigga ain't finna smash out no little girl, smfh.
>>586286
They be a lot of niggas out there who tryin senpai, I'm here to let em know the cost of a dedicated ass nigga lmao it ain't just one session either nigga I gotta show how grateful I be you dig?
>>586271
>He lets out a small groan as his cock enters your mouth and gets licked
>You can feel his cock slowly growing inside your mouth
Mmm yes.... it feels good~
>>586298
>sits on your lap and licks your cheek
I'm back home
>>586298
Daaamn, my nigga be doin mad private sessions?
>>586336
>welcomes you with open arms, blushing slightly at the sudden lick
Welcome back to the comfy zone senpai, I'm playin SF3 atm so I might take a bit to reply
>>586357
desu senpai no LMAO I ain't get a single nigga to hook me up but I got two niggas sayin the will, gotta pray you dig?
>>586395
Dayum nigga, creepy ass loli outta nowhere smfh lmao I'll let ya do ya thang. Peace.
>>586176
I think she hangs out on discord now
>>586395
Random anon here.
Do you use steam or what senpai?
I might be able to hook you up with some cheap ass games.
>>586412
I'm on steam senpai, I mostly play fightin games and shit most others I won't even touch honestly lmao but I do accept like CSGO skins and shit cause I can sell them to get closer to guilty gear
>>586395
I bought beer, am I allowed to drink tonight ? Also I have about 80$ of dota and csgo skins if you'd like
>>586428
I see, maybe when I get home tonight I'll throw something your way, you always keeping the threads comfy desu.
>>586468
Ain't no love for ya boi Mac smfh bruh, ya mans the comfiest mofo round here.
>>586444
>trips confirmed getting drunk
Sure senpai I love drinkin beer homie, thats only if you wanna spare them for a nigga or want some private RP/ERP my nigga
>>586468
Thanks senpai, I'll be around this is pretty much all I do honestly is chill round these parts and try to get niggas to play some fightin games wit me. Maybe some headpats & chill and shit too niggas gotta get they shit done
>>586476
thought you left senpai, you're a real nigga too desu.
>>586331
>Surprised of how big you are she chokes a little but then gets used to the size of your shaft and starts bobbing her head up and down your shaft, every time precum comes out she swallows it, savoring the delicious taste of salt and sweat.
, but it's anons cum <3~
>>586490
friday is payday senpai, you be gettin some vidya then
>>586490
>pokes your cheek
I don't mind
>>586495
>As arousal sweeps over his body he can feel he is getting close to climax
Ahh.... I can feel its been a while. I might cum very soon. Get your mouth ready~!
>>586607
>She gets all of your shaft into her mouth, waiting for anon to fill her mouth
Sup senpai, is it safe here?
Another wonderful workout, time to relax~ How is everyone?~
>>586655
cant complain. just playin some smash
>>586652
Skandinavien faggot from /lewd/ how are you!
>>586616
Ahh! Here is comes~!
>He can feel the orgasm hitting hard and cum starts to pour down your throat
>>586539
Damn senpai, thanks I feel a little spoiled honestly
>>586561
>smiles as you poke her cheek, nuzzling her head onto yours
>>586652
Yeh it safe and cozy, come chill senpai
>>586675
Amerifag from nowhere, I'm good senpai.
Just trying to be comfy.
AYYY im gonna need another poll for the girls and sluts here
Fav type of dick to fuck?
Fav type of girl to fuck?
>>586652
No, run as fast as you can before I make you my bitch
Latvianfag here, please not make send to gulag
Someone drop me all the sluts emails and I'll kiss your dick
>>586687
Thanks senpai, I saw you being cozy and thought I'd join in.
>>586730
As long as we cuddle or something that's fine.
>>586681
>Here it comes*
>>586717
True that homie and they lots of bitch niggas out there glad to see y'all ain't tryin to puss out of shit you dig?
>>586742
Yeeeh always nice to gather up the NEET comfy army, we all out here just chillen and playin some fightin games wit eachother. We snuggle and shit too if you tryin to get in on the blanket pile senpai
>Amerifag reporting in
>EST coast
>>586687
-Bless of head pat-
>>586681
>>586761
>She suck your cock to try and milk even last drop of cum from it while swallowing it all and savoring the manly, salty taste of your cum
