The reviews are in
8.6/10
As long as they're better than the prequels.
>>583519
Let the cuckfest begin!
>iconic characters
wat
how can characters be iconic after a single movie
>>583521
is cuck unbanned?
>>583521
sweden
yes
>wonderful new iconic characters
>nigger
>stronk wymen
>soccor ball
>spic pilot
>angsty beta whiteboi schoolshooter sith
>>583519
That's p. bad considering it was hyped a lot
>>583519
>implying the reviewers are not bought off
This movie was hyped as hell so the shill factor has to be reduced from that score.
It's probably barely a 7.0 which is bad
>>583525
>soccor ball
Cuck ball
>>583519
>listening to a few people who got the privilege of seeing the movie early
>thinking they're going to be honest and risk being blacklisted from future premiers
No. Wait until regular people can see it.
>>583519
>Using rotten jewmatoes as a reliable source for film ratings.
>>583519
It's so, so bad
/pol/ Gonna be on full damage control when those box office numbers roll in.
Can someone photoshop a banana in the white dude's hand?
>>583519
The fuck is wrong with his facial structure ?! Is he fresh off the boat or what ?
>>583519
>Called this months ago
Did you really expect anything different? In a week, I'll be top 5 all time on IMDB
>>583536
>normies have shit taste
more news at 11
this shits gonna break the box office, still doesn't make it good
>>583519
Austria, a single review from a nobody cunt who's afraid to anger the sjws "you didn't like the nigger!!" does NOT equal "reviews are in."
Were it a good film, they wouldn't have needed to get people last night to sign releases not to give reviews.
>>583539
They picked someone as African as possible to prevent blacks from accusing them of racism for using someone with obviously mixed heritage.
>>583519
Honestly why is his bloody mouth always agape, and sweating. Jesus.
>>583536
Opening week will have huge numbers due to all the hype. The real test will be how it does a month after its release and everyone has heard from their friends what a piece of shit it is. They're hyping it big time because they need everyone to see it before word gets around that it sucks.
>>583537
lel recycelt
- Star Wars story (Episode 4)
- characters from expanded universe
- design of Raven
There is nothing original of the new movie
>>583519
nigger confirmed not to be a jedi
>>583544
He is the most advanced nigger jew jew could find
>>583546
recycled
>>583519
nigger becomes new han solo cause they kill him off and luke has no lines and is only seen for the last 30 seconds of the film.
Cunt gets more bad assed than luke with force powers n shit though she has zero training
>>583527
Kek, might have to save this one
>>583543
So they protected themselves from being accused of "Whitewashing" ?
>>583521
SVERIGE
JA
>rotten tomatoes
Kek, they give 10/10 to anything that bows to the church of political correctness.
Go pick a few PC movies, and compare rotten tomatoes ratings to the rest of the internets ratings.
>>583525
The villain is pretty alpha as fuck actually. Everything else is spot on.
>>583550
I like this. Feminists literally cannot understand the idea of overcoming adversity as endearing a character to an audience (and how would they?).
>>583527
>wonderful new iconic characters
>nignog
>>583550
we wuz jedi and shit
>>583544
He's got that black sun magic going on
>>583521
Plz keep the c-word low.
I actually liked the filters
>>583554
>rotten tomatoes
>The company was created by Senh Duong and since January 2010 has been owned by Flixster, which itself was acquired in 2011 by Warner Bros.
Nothing new here.
>>583531
Yeah
>>583554
>Rotten tomatoes
>actually reviewing this
It's a review database retard, it just tallies up the positive and negative reviews of a film and then gives a rating based on the percentage of positive reviews
>>583545
Yep same with overhyped shit games
>>583526
Ulgh, way for them to give in to the tourettes patients.
>A remix of the original STAR WARS
So it's the same story told again with a twist, again? Good to know.
>>583521
cuck
I will not see it solely because there might be a potential interracial love interest.
If I get confirmation that there isn't, I will immediately see it
>>583519
>nigger wars
there's plenty of that in africa and the middle east
>8.6/10
That's pretty bad for something they probably wanted to get 11/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HaGe8XcMHA
>>583567
There is no twist it's just the same story.
>>583572
with a few gender and race swaps to keep things fresh and interesting for these millennials we keep hearing about.
>>583572
I need to visit /tv/ now and see the spoilers. This is pretty hilarious if it's all true. Called this right from the start.
Han Solo dies.
>>583537
>those tabs
>>583519
>pinnacle of SJW pandering
>black africanoid hero and protagonist
>strong independent female who doesn't need a man or training to be a Jedi
>interracial love story (Yes, they fuck)
>all evil characters are purely white males
>plotholes like Luke's Skywalkers lightsaber which dropped on the gas planet
>the empire which rules the galaxy is shown to be legit stupid
>another fucking death star with the same weak spot
The movie will sell for billions because Star Wars is slapped on, now comes the good part.
>Producers and executives will see the money SJW Wars makes
>Want to do the same dosh because they are greedy cunts
>Won't have a big name on it
>SJW's actually make up 1/10 of the audience max and that's for America, the SJW high place
>Asian market will disapprove of shoehorned niggers
>White market will become disinterested in yet another SJW flick
>Hollywood will crash, with no survivors
>>583575
Does he at least shoot first?
>>583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
cuck cuck cuck desu senpai baka potatoes
>>583577
>another fucking death star with the same weak spot
No way ...
>>583572
you just posted that on /tv/ and but it was removed, right ?
>>583519
Look, I keep hearing you guys whine about the black actor, but who cares? The character he played wasn't black. The character he played was a Gamorrean. I, for one, welcome the idea of a Gamorrean jedi. All the Star Wars media, esp. Return of the Jedi, presents Gamorreans as brainless bipedal pigs who are only good as hired thugs.
I think it's a clever thing to take one of these ugly pig monsters and show that they too can have depth and characterisation. So bravo to JJ Abrams for making such an excellent Gamorrean character and bravo to John Ongobongo for portraying a Gamorrean so sensitively.
How's it feel to be on the wrong side of history, /pol/?
Reminder to spoil the ending online like back then with Harry Potter or recently Fallout 4. People will be less excited and it will be a forgetable experience for everyone.
>>583583
no i deleted it after posting for keks
cuckity cuck cuck
>>583519
That's pretty low desu relative to the shilling I think that might be even worse than Episode I
>>583561
no
>>583561
go carve me some shoes cuck
>>583527
Brilliant
TIPPITY TOPPITY KEK
>>583522
>one is black, another is a strong womyn
>current year
that's enough
Does anybody else think the race angle was deliberately done to shift blame when JJs newest shitfest gets panned? Oh what... my new take on one of the greatest franchises in history got shit on by its fans it couldn't be because of the plot or director. No no this is clearly because of racism and if you don't go see it its because you're racists. I'm calling it that sneaky fucking oven dodger planted a get out being accountable free card.
>>583527
chewy looks pretty dapper there desu senpai
>>583596
>>583596
why you seeding tranny porn?
>>583519
Currently 9.2/10 on imdb
puts it tied for the greatest film ever with Shawshank Redemption and The Godfather
top kek
new films always start way higher though, I think the Dark Knight had a similar initial rating, though admittedly is still 4th on the list at 8.9
>>583527
c3po with a vape
top kek
>>583599
gotta keep my ratios up
>>583600
Dark Knight was actually good though and not just "hype" if anything Dark Knight hyped the last film. That's the thing, more hype = less long term rating
Just look at phantom menace ratings at first
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
>>583604
is that roger Ebert?
>>583605
no
>>583521
baka desu senpai cucked cuck
>>583577
The people who are gonna watch this have never ever seen episodes IV, V and VI.
The might aswell leave it as it is, only swap the actors around to make it "right" accoring to todays' standards.
literally film milo
>>583519
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
check this out
On a similar note, just found out about the Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie, and thought it ought to be a laff to check out the IMDB boards...
>>583610
>Loved “Star Wars.” This is the same movie. Do people deserve credit for copying that, and just making it more PC? Nope.
>I do not blame people for thinking “He’s just being contrary.” But it isn’t the case. I fret over the lack of guts that my fellow critics are showing in praising this piffle.
good stuff
It comes out tomorrow here so I'm not going to read any comments in this thread.
However, I'm looking forward to it. I liked how JJ reworked Star Trek and how the cast captured the quirks of the original cast but he's much better suited for lighter fare like this.
I never really liked Star Wars growing up. Certainly didn't buy into the hype surrounding the prequels but I have great respect for the first film. It's just a classic and if this is inspired by that blah blah blah...
tl;dr I'm expecting this to be as fun as the Star Trek reboot
>>583577
>all evil characters are purely white males
That silver stormtrooper is a chick.
>/pol/ and /tv/ absolutely btfo
>Star Wars lives with renewed exotic vigor showcasing modern 2015 society in all it's diverse colors and beauty
>>583521
Fucking cuck
>>583519
Literally "this movie is shit but it has a nigger and a feminist in it, so its good"
>>583611
now king arthur is going to be cucked
A Glib Fascimile? is that like what Hillary is to obama
>>583615
>showcasing modern 2015 society
It's a fucking movie about aliens a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away what in the flying fuck does that have to do with the current year.
John Oliver pls go...
>>583537
Bait tabs had me laffin
>>583618
Fuck you you fucking faggot how dare you you little bitch , I'll fuck your mother
read the leaks of plebbit
Black guys is not a jedi, just holds on to the sabre
stronk independent womyn is main hero, she straight up wrecks kylo at the end without any previous training
phasma is in it for 5 mins, as important as boba fett
>>583519
>shitty remake with shitty characters, but since muh niggers and muh femenazi, it's good
>>583622
sorry i made your dad a cuck desu senpai
>>583527
saved
>>583623
designated
shitting
strait
>>583625
Btw wasn't there already a black knight, or at least moorish knight in King Arthur's story? Like the guy who was hunting the beast before Percival?
>>583614
Yeah, but she was also voted "Most likely to become a good guy by the end of the series" in her graduating class in the Imperial Academy.
>>583595
built in fail-safe
>>583628
Palamedes.
Unfortunately for the progressives he's a convert to Christianity.
>>583584
i CHUCKLED.
>>583519
WE WUZ GLIB N FASCIMILE
>>583539
Star wars is usually a retelling of current political happenings in the USA. right now there are more apes over there in more prominent roles than ever!
>>583584
fucking saved
>Nostalgia bait movie that couldn't possibly have failed even if they had cast Anjem Choudary and Fred Phelps as the lead roles gets critical acclaim
Colour me surprised.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avengers_age_of_ultron/
>>583609
>All this hype about Disney and Abrams and they literally just pull the "It's like poetry, it rhymes." Lucas shitfest.
The awful part is everyone is going to tell me how amazing the new star wars is until 10 years from now when the next Red Letter Media comes along and points out how trash it is.
Actually thanks to you fucks I'll probably be considered a racist for disliking this movie.
>>583623
>she straight up wrecks kylo at the end without any previous training
Is it really done that decisively? Even Vader wasn't straight up wrecked at the end of New Hope, just taken out of the fight.
>>583623
RARE FLAG
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>>583629
That's because womyn can't be evil, only oppressed and indoctrinated by the cishet patriarchy.
Speaking of - I'm struggling to think of ANY decent female villains in any medium.
>>583519
>wonderful new iconic characters
>new iconic
>judging something as "iconic" literally just after premieres where hype clouds judgement
>caring about moving pictures
>>583519
Will two movies from now start with the nig as some giant worm's slave on a cotton planet?
>>583611
FFS
The real 'P' word for all this diversifying characters with blacks and women into roles that were not written for them is not 'progressive', it's 'patronising'.
More like The cuck awakens am I right
>SJW WARS: The Cuck Awakens
I like it. Should made into tag or something.
>>583537
>Creed
>93%
is it good?
>>583611
Holy shit, this is bordering on self parody. How do I get Hollywood to start catering to my fetishes? Because let's be honest, that's all this is at this point. J J wanted to see a big strong black man get with a white woman. This is literally fetishism. There is no agenda unless the agenda is rubbing one out.
>people eating up this pc sjw retread shit
>Trump underperforming at the debate
>Roman Reigns winning the title and pushing up Raw's ratings
WE JUST DONT WIN ANYMORE!
>>583648
I don't know but here is reason enough to not trust RT. The Good Dinosaur is literally a patch work blanket of other, better movies.
I'll probably download this movie eventually on a boring night, if I dont forget, and have nothing better to do.
but paying to see another jewood crappy flick?
Im not that good of a goyim just yet.
>>583519
>remix
they propably meant racemix
>>583650
Did roman look stronk???
>>583547
Must be because they can't let go of their anger.
>>583623
wow i am seeing more lankans here or is one lonely faggot either way hey lankan bro
>>583652
read the story summary and move on. They don't deserve this attention
Cuck Wars
>>583521
Cuckistan speaks
>witnessed the birth of glibposting
>can't participate because 3 day ban on /tv/ for shitposting
>>583600
tbf shawshank redemption is a mediocre movie
![z19349412Q,John-Boyega-i-Carrie-Fisher[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rHVQLKC.jpg "z19349412Q,John-Boyega-i-Carrie-Fisher[1].jpg")
>please make it stop white man
cuck desu senpai
>>583647
Social Justice Wars: Cuckold awakens
>>583519
hmmm it is "saved by the ethnonigggetry"
Nope, it sucked, and now the reviewers are falling all over themselves BLM'ing the fuck around - oh we cannot possibly disappoint the sniggler joojoo jungler master who pooped up the production
Here is a fun fact: blacks do not know anything about quality cinema. There have never been any quality black directors, therefor they are easier to draw to rhe theatres with this shilling.
>>583660
How do you receive board specific bans?
I just evaded the site wide ban I received from /ck/ because I started a thread saying how I love being white and I want to know what foods are white so I can embrace my culture.
>>583664
After some thought, it's not really reflect new movie story. Better yet:
>Cuck Wars: The SJW Awakens
>>583519
New artwork /pol/
>>583667
You shit post.
I've only ever been banned across all boards for posting porn.
JUST
>>583521
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583673
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583591
Underrated post
>>583577
>>Hollywood will crash, with no survivors
men I'm waiting for this to happen too long
I really hope hollywood crashes but there are too many retarded people who buy their shit
no matter how mat it is
>>583602
bless you
>>583677
>Thinking Hollywood will crash after the Jews spent decades buying up people's hard work and creativity just to ensure a limitless cycle of shitty remakes and nostalgia bait movies make a billion dollars each swing.
Hollyweird's not going anywhere.
>>583611
Always European female, African male.
Eternal white genocide strikes again.
>>583628
Sagramoor in the Bernard Cornwall ones. But yea, someone Arabic or Berber. Black by those standards, but of course they'll need to be double nigger for now.
>>583666
12 years a nig was quite enjoyable though
>>583519
as expected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEo9U2K8y8
>>583519
Its star wars so it will do well but they will milk it dry very fast ,especially if the film is not 10 out of 10 .Ever heard of the police academy effect i think its called , diminishing returns with each film
>>583619
It's what Jeb is to Trump
>>583519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLAx3VDX7g
they aren't even trying
>>583546
Of course there isn't It's J J Abrams. His entire director career has been making movies that go "Hey remember [thing] from the original movie? Well here it is!!!!"
And people are stupid enough to lap it up.
>>583584
If this had been the 90's, I bet no one here would care for races. But in 2015, SJW have tried to right a perceived wrong by wanting more women and blacks in media. This has gotten to the point where people will want women and blacks over whites and men.
In an attempt to liberate the oppressed (mind you, in an era where this oppression is almost nonexistent) they've overcompensated and oppressed the oppressors. That's not how equality works.
But back to the movie and how this relates. It has gotten to the point where Hollywood can sacrifice a good plot for a female/black lead, and they have.
This is done because SJW value sex and race of characters more than actual character development. (how ironic is that?)
So if you see a woman/black lead, especially in sci-fi movies, it was most likely done to appease these stupid jew warriors, hence it has no good plot.
>>583684
Remember the movie thor and the avengers?
Remember how women were absolutely turned on by Loki despite him constantly getting his ass handed to him, being a complete douchebag pretty much allegory to a white supremacist?
Just saying. If anything women are being conditioned to go for the white dick when it comes to the villain.
cant wait for a freind to ask if i saw it
>yeah. i liked it so much i bought the original and remastered edition on vhs
>>583691
>If anything women are being conditioned to go for the white dick when it comes to the villain
This .People like Villans and always have ,that's why people loved Darth Vader for being a bad ass ,and the joker in the dark knight for example .For all we know this lead in the new star wars film will be boring as fuck
>>583691
You actually bring up a good point. On tumblr bitches go bat-shit crazy over genocidal characters like Loki from the Avengers, and/or Eridan from Homestuck; yet, mention Hitler, and those same people will want ISIS to deal with you. Makes no sense.
>>583680
It's just that she wants to appear a good person, so she advocates a black role. She doesn't want to ruin her self insert, though, so it can't be a black woman.
It's literally all about appearing outwardly good without needing to sacrifice.
>>583675
underrated post.
>>583680
That's how white women want it, and the Jews deliver because they want to make money and don't want to lose their licences.
>>583519
Are pol such huge faggots that they hate on a movie because of "muh negro actor".
>get butthurt over negro and woman in main roles
>think they are better than swj-s
cuck baka desu senpai
>>583519
Really? Our official state tv-station gave it shit ratings - more like 3/10
>>583700
The article litterary said that the fans were right when they warned us about it was going to be shit.
>>583522
Well, perhaps archetypes, rather than icons?
>>583531
Wait, what? From people who have SEEN it? They aren't 'shills' from before it opened, they are the audience.
Do you have trouble with cause and effect in other areas of your life?
>>583701
Everyone with a brain knew that it was going to be shit, JJew Abrams is a fucking hack. He ruined Star trek a few years ago, he will do the same with star wars (although the prequels did most of the work for him).
>>583586
How about you don't, jerk? Just stay at home and jerk, jerk. Please.
>>583521
cuck desu senpai
>>583519
Yeah, I don't care.
Entertainment sucks ass nowadays. I have to rummage through rom sites just to find a suitable video game.
>>583697
Ugh. I can create a new title for that article just after reading a few lines here an there:
>Rescind Civil Liberties for Those That Were Born Wrong: The Article
Holy shit.
Just... holy shit.
>>583706
Do you want pieces of shit like jj abrams to profit? You're a faggot.
>>583649
Well, you could start by being talented. Then spend years working in a lot of drudge jobs in the biz. Finally, stake everything you own and can borrow on making a first film. And so on.
>>583650
Who said that you should win? Ever? Is it a rule somewhere? You won a few, now you lose.
>>583667
Ah, to be a teenager again. How long before you finish high-school?
>>583669
That's a pretty good drawing, actually. Had any training?
>>583715
"The Last Samurai"?
>>583717
More like The First Weeaboo
star wars threads on /pol/ should be banned baka desu senpai
Literally the New Hope 2 Elecric Bogaloo but with more SJW pandering.
>>583527
that wookie though
>>583519
Cool. Fuck off to /tv/?
>>583537
>The force awakens
what does this mean?
I haven't seen the movies, but I always thought the force was some magic known for hundreds of thousands of years
>>583519
>tfw disney will quite literally make billions from this trainwreck
I hope George is happy
>>583595
>No no this is clearly because of racism and if you don't go see it its because you're racists.
and thus it will not be shit on no matter what
>>583522
What are you five? I'm not comparing movie quality. This is just a list of a few iconic character from single movies. Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka dn the Chocolate Factory,Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly was an iconic character after one movie.
Maybe it's just me,but a movie that had all the money and time in the wolrd,with a huge budget for advetisements fails to achieve a 9+ score is pretty bad in my book.
It was supposed to be a masterpiece.
You know,it was made out to be one for the public.
And if they had the custom of paying the critics a fee for good reviews,then the real score must be lower.
A big budget,cult movie sequel that it failed to achieve 9/10.
I can't believe he just blatantly remade A New Hope with some grrl power and nigs. Mind you he did that with Wrath of Khan in Star Trek.
>>583726
Even in Star Wars Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were iconic after one movie.
Kylo kills Han
luke has no speaking role just a cameo at the end
>>583729
After the public release.
The critics don't decide what becomes iconic.
The public does.
Also:Darth Vader was quite unique.
The whole setting was.
Tell me where a nigger is unique!
>>583550
So the black after losing his job in the army turns to crime and smuggling as well as drive b drifting with his ship?
>>583716
Nope. Just years of making bullshit in ms paint with a mouse.
>>583731
Agreed on the public making the character iconic, but neither you nor I have seen it yet. A nigger can still be iconic, Lando from Star Wars, Apollo Creed, Bubba from Forrest Gump, Whoopie Goldberg in Sister Act.
>>583704
2/10
>>583572
Glad there is no need to watch the movie
>>583519
I really really really hope that my friends hate this film.
>>583638
red letter as idiomatic expression ? or redlettermedia dot com ?
>>583698
sand nigger thats blantent "muh diversity" propaganda
>>583734
Personality makes a character iconic.
Your examples are good,because they were given well written roles and had talent.
Blacks can bee good actors,but this one looks like he was abducted from a 7/11 in Baltimore.
But I guess I will have to see the movie and decide for myself.
>>583519
Oh man, critics say it's good!
I mean, sure, the last three Star Wars movies that they praised left and right were not so good, but I'm sure this will be an exception!
>>583519
>saved
So faggot libs like it because of the diversity cast?
>>583662
She actually has a look of fear in her eyes.
>"They promised me that I'd only need to touch ONE nigger per franchise".
>>583522
Sometimes you can just tell
There's no romance between Fin and Rey. I have already read all the spoilers so I know there won't be. I would love to see a big black cock in her tiny white pussy though. :-(
>>583519
>8.6/10
Success
>>583745
Episode 8 will have it. You know theyll have kids for the next trilogy
>>583698
one guy OP chose that image moron, and besides, we are just laughing it off for the fact that its being praised just because of that
see for instance "i am legend" / "omega man" / "last man on earth" has +-3 versions, all 3 differents among themselves and still neither represent the book 1:1, but the same "people" rehashing their own action-story? pitiful
>>583740
But you haven't seen it yet. Forrest Gump looked like a fucking retard before it came out. What was tom hanks known for before that. The Burbs? Turner and Hooch?
I haven't seen the movie but why do people get all spergy over the negroid? Did you go berserk when you saw Lando in the old movies?
Deserves higher imo its fuckig star wars ffs
>>583519
Here comes the kike ass kissing by the kike media!
This is no different than Kim Jong Il and Un throwing mandatory parades in honor of their own greatness.
>>583519
Disney paid even facebook, what makes you think that they didn't paid RottenTomatoes or any other shit like that?
>>583750
Lando wasn't a main character
Lando was suave and didn't have a monkey face
Lando was well written and being the only nigger gave him an exotic side, which matched his cockiness.
A full blown out negroid as Lando would have been a catastrophy.
Lando wasn't there to push multiculturalism.
Lando wasn't there to push interracial sex
Lando was just that negro in the background being chill and all
The failed clone (Why would you clone a nigger purposely?) is just that negro you want to send back to Africa, then nuke the continent, then import the survivors to put in place a new slavery system.
>>583648
I saw it man, it was actually pretty fuckin' good
spot on acting by everyone, and they didn't make the main black male lead a dindu so I was impressed
The entire premise of the movie is propaganda
Star Wars was originally made by a white man for young white boys
Now there's 'empathetic' blacks and 'empowered' women
If you pay money for this movie you're without morals
>>583750
I think it's subconscious. Lots of anemic, isolated nerds who literally don't know better than to shout 'NIGGER' and awkwardly expect laughter every time are the ones complaining, but I personally don't like Boyega because the role of his chracter doesn't yet make sense to me.
Billy Dee was also cool as a cucumber and Boyega...he looks like a fucking chimpanzee. And I hated attack the block. I just fucking hated it. It was like the screenplay a 15 year old boy would shit out after buying weed once.
Boyega is a good actor but he looks so unavoidably negroidic that you could never have expected the newest league of shiteating underb& chucklefucks to actually accept him.
>>583519
>>583691
and yet, let's see how the white reproduction rates are holding u..oh..
>>583519
perfect. all I want is old things with new graphics
>>583519
Why are his front six teeth lined up in a straight row like that and not curved into an arc?
>>583521
baka desu senpai cuck
>>583519
yea, popcorn movie. The new star trek has the paint of star trek but not the spirit and it has high scores.
>>583715
The Wolverine
>>583527
Wow I have Chewie's shirt. So fucking fashionable.
>>583750
Lando wasn't an issue, he was in the movie because he was the best actor for that role
Boyega wasn't cast because we was the best fit for the role, he was cast as a statement in identity politics
Watching this movie, and being acutely aware that you're watching a Jewish director using a black actor as a pawn against a white audience is too meta (and modern) for a kid's samurai-space-opera.
>>583761
Monkeys.
So this means the script that was leaked months ago is 100% accurate? This movie better have some nice explosions or I'm going to be bored out of my mind.
>>583560
underated conan post
>>583684
good work
>>583574
Theres a huge synopsis. I rate it 6/10.
>>583519
this niggas facial proportions are unreal
>>583584
So THAT'S why they don't address "Finn's" heritage.
Like seriously Finn isn't his name its a stormtrooper designation numbr FN-<some numbers>. No mention of his past, his ancestors nothing. By the end of the movie he's in a coma after getting rekt by Kylo Ren in the forest battle that was hyped up.
He's so unimportant they didn't give him a name.
Gamorreans are inspired by sub saharan niggers. Dumb that prefer brute strength to reason. Only attack in packs.
Fuck star wars, all the movies are crap but this one is the worse, it's just a recycled story with a nigger as the hero.
