/sug/ - Steven Universe General
/ss/neaple Get Out Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>>563370
Make me.
Fusions are small now but there hair stays the same.
Small gems are cute
>>563370
No
>>563412
THIS IS ABUSE. GET THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THEM.
>>563412
Any got the comic with Peridot and Pearl
>>563434
Maybe.
Thoughts? Courtesy of crewniverse.
>>563457
>>563463
>>563469
>>563459
Harney
>>563479
Any new edit requests?
Update on the current count:
Opal, Alexandrite, Yellow Diamond (barely), Lion, Vidalia, Onion, Sadie, Sour Cream, Kevin, Suitcase Sam - 1
Malachite, Lars, Dr. Maheswaran, Jamie - 2
Mayor Dewey, Ronaldo- 3
Clusters - 4
Stevonnie - 4
Greg - 6
Connie - 6
Rose - 6
Sapphire - 7 - 2 solo
Ruby - 8 - 3 solo
Lapis - 15
Steven - 17
Garnet - 21
Amethyst - 21
Jasper - 25
Pearl - 35 - 1 holoPearl
Peridot - 47
>>563487
>>563469
>Leg lock
>By pearl
>>563496
>>563488
Lion pls
>>563503
>>563426
No, officers, everything is fine.
>>563457
>>563463
>>563469
>>563479
>>563487
>>563496
>>563503
>>563426
>>563488
Amethyst remove the little guy
>>563488
This with young Gregory.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>563552
you hack
>>563566
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Where are the fics and art where Jasper gets raped? Preferably by both Peridot and Lapis?
>>563435
>>563446
>>563460
>>563492
wow look at this beautiful original content, I must truly be an inspiration!! thank you friend!
post yfw CN cancels SU to play more Teen Titans go.
I'm going out drinking for the rest of the night so I won't have to put up with Lapis's ungrateful, mopey shit.
>>563660
>>563674
That's what you get for making a tulpa.
>>563511
Is Peri- cherry okay?
>>563699
no
>>563699
no
>>563397
> smole gems are cute
you know it.
>>563576
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE
>>563505
Anon, I'm not sure what you expected here. Tried to do something to make it unique, but like, it's a pink fucking lion.
>>563527
This is disturbing. I'll try something, but no promises.
>>563551
It's hard enough to do real life animals and shit like that. I wouldn't be able to do a normal person like that to that extent.
>>563733
This with Steven
>>563757
I don't know how else to say this,
NO REAL LIFE HUMANS. They just don't work. 99% of real photographs don't.
Pic related was the only one that ever got close to working, and it was originally a faggot wearing big ass goggles so it didn't take much besides recoloring.
Also, black characters also make a lot of issues since their dark skin doesn't take recoloring well and I have to blow up the brightness.
>>563805
Then your services are no longer required.
songs you want in SU but will never get
>>563826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSbPlKQ_dc
>>563805
oh sorry
>>563488
This with Garnet Ames and Pearl.
>>563699
Is her baby ok?
>>563826
a song where lapis actually shows remorse for her actions and gratitude for those who helped her for once
Fatis Asszuil
>>563885
Laptis
may b u consider
not being rockfucker|?
>>563885
Worst meme
kill self
stop posting
this fag
>>563885
>>563894
Baptist
>>563940
usually i would claim using doug walker's face would be stupid
but not today
Reminder that wondernerds OTP
Hilary Florido made some fun SUxRS art.
>>563991
this is great
>>563991
>Eileen mixed with Connie
Dear god, everything she touches becomes diabetes.
>>563844
what the fuck is this edgy shit?
>>563991
>>564022
What if they fused with... oh god...
>>564026
>>564121
What a disgusting monster.
>>564131
>>563978
Get that awful thing away from Peri-cherry before it hurts her!
>>564240
They could build anything together <3 <3
>>564136
we're going to have to fix this.
I've been thinking about the scene in Chille Tid where Steven visits Lapis and Jasper struggling within Malachite. If the place Steven visited was indeed Malachite's mind and if we assume that the components of a fusion share a headspace, wouldn't that technically mean that Steven had mentally fused with Malachite during that time? Was it the fact that Malachite is a forced fusion, that Lapis and Jasper were locked in a struggle, that allowed Steven entry? Remember that he was kicked out of the dream once "we're Malachite now" happened, fitting the lore that fusions fall apart when the components aren't in agreement (in this case, Steven wasn't in agreement with Lapis and Jasper so he was booted while they stayed). If the other party is willing however, then Steven could potentially fuse mentally with any fusion or singular gem if he dreams hard enough about them. This opens up a huge fucking can of worms in regards to the concept, rules and symbolism of fusion. I doubt that fusion by astral projection is an accessible concept for the show's target viewership, but it's an interesting speculation nonetheless.
>>564252
Except a ship.
>>564252
Can they build a spaceship?
Didn't think so.
>>564240
You're right, we've got to think about the baby!
>>564338
You're dreaming, my man.
what's gonna happen to steven and the gems in 20 years ?
>>564452
He's gonna get married and pearl would be thirsty for the child.
Especially if Steven calls it Rose
>>564474
Please no
>>564335
Stop that.
There's no baby.
Not anymore.
>>564388
B-but steven converted her. Peridot is pure because of his love!
There's no need for the crystal gems to hold it back anymore. They can shower pericute with love!
So about that Jasper rape
>>564480
You can't hide the baby from me!
>>564503
I love jasper rape
>>564500
Then it turned out she is a space homophobe.
Love for the best gem is growing everyday!
>>564613
>>564613
zuke is a SLUT
>>564613
>>563080
>>564613
She may love Pearl but let's not forget her heart belongs to Lapis.
>>564703
Something tells me that post is about something other than Steven Universe.
Or that person's just fucking crazy.
>>564613
You know what this means right? She's currently working on a Pearl arc that we'll see in the next year.
STOP WRITING PEARL ARCS YOU HACK. THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS ON THIS FUCKING SHOW.
>>564753
LapisAbuser came back with a vengeance
>>564613
PEARL BEST GEM DUKE CONFIRMED
>>564768
I think an Amethyst arc is coming up, but there's no Garnet arc in sight. I guess Sucrose has no plans to develop her at all for any reason outside of getting pissy about muh fusion.
>>564792
Do they realize Lapis is a fictional character?
>>564768
But Pearl is the most interesting, from how she reacts to shit to her backstory. Both the Sardonyx arc and the backstory with Greg and Rose is more interesting than any other character. I couldn't care less for Amethyst and her cunt attitude or Peridot because she's not very likable.
>>564960
>or Peridot because she's not very likable.
Damn boys, this thread is as dead as my sex life
>>564613
hmm
>>565001
She isn't though.
>>564960
>he doesn't appreciate the dark purple gems depressing episodes
Oh kek anon
>>565011
THEN QUIT FUCKING CORPSES
>>565036
She's the only likable main character.
the one time i tune in for a steven universe thread its dead
cool
>>565036
Legitimately the most likable character next to Steven.
Get some taste.
>>565034
Does this mean Pearl is getting crushed at the end of her arc?
I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER SHE'S GETTING REPLACED BY PERICHERRY
>>565053
Let's talk about the blue idiot.
Do you think she's a complete loser with no life goals who doesn't care about anyone but herself?
>>565061
>>565049
please.
>>565078
I have a hard time liking attempted child-murderers but whatever floats your boat man
>>565078
>needy, unhinged rapist butler person
>likable
>>565076
Are you blue anon?
>>565038
that picture is hilarious
mayb not then
>>564960
> Peridot because she's not very likable.
what did you just clodding say about me you little clod?
>>565101
>“Yeah, 'child-murderer’ shouldn’t be hyphenated. That makes it seem like he’s a murderer who’s also a child.”
>>565102
that's what makes interesting, what does peridot have going for her?
>>565107
You know who I mean.
The blue idiot.
The fucking nobody who lives in my house and just takes up space.
I can't stand her anymore.
>>565102
Peridot, the racist homophobe everyone loves.
>>565147
Cute.
>>565147
She isn't interesting if every single episode revolving around her is the damn same. She's fucking boring and if Sugar keeps forcing her into the spotlight I'm not gonna keep watching.
>>565149
Don't put yourself down like that anon.
>>565165
You're not funny, Lapis.
Fucking make something of yourself.
Take something seriously for once in your fucking life.
>>565157
>Peridot is a representation of people who are opposed to homosexuality and racist
Dammit Sucrose
>>565161
then get ready to drop the show bitch because it's pearl's show now
>>565157
>>565182
So is Sucrose trying to say that racist homophobes are harmless, lovable people?
>>565176
Maybe if you cleaned yourself up LapisAbuser then maybe Lapis would like you more. I don't want to have to call the cops again.
>>565208
she's saying we're all victims of our upbringing
>>565208
maybe not lovable but harmless yes.
>>565208
I want to see her cry.
>>565223
Oh fucking shit Sucrose. You got us again.
>>565243
>got us
are you assuming all of us are homophobic racists like you anon?
> Pearl finally trusts peridot
> Pearl puts hundreds of hours and blood, sweat, tears into building new limb augmentations for Peridot
> "... maybe you're not defective... maybe you're not just a clod."
>>565149
>this anon likes to watch her wince as they making cutting remark after cutting remark at every encounter through out the day.
>this anon hopes lapis is in her room staring at her lap thinking about everything they've said to her.
>>565252
Are you kidding? All my friends are gay niggers from outer space.
I don't even hate "agenda pushing" stuff, it's just there are a few points where political symbolism are all too prevalent in SU and it gives ground to those who call it a "libtard gay agenda pushin tumblr show hyuck".
I don't hate it, but can't a cigar just be a cigar, Becky?
>>565281
>that anon hopes she gets a job and pays rent instead of sitting around feeling sorry for herself.
>>565288
What exactly is agenda-pushing about that concept?
>>565288
Isn't that like a common trope in media though? Didn't Avatar do something like that with Zuko and Azula? Are you a retard?
>>565301
Everything that can be related to a political issue is "agenda pushing", apparently
Just like how everything related to race is racist.
>>565045
Fuck, posted in the wrong thread. At least it was the SU thread on /co/ and not something embarassing.
Any doable (as in not 3DPD) edit requests tonight?
>>565297
tell me anon which will happen first her getting that job and that boredom and that meaninglessness or her offing herself?
cant you accept that there is such a thing as frailty of heart?
>itt problematic [spoiler]gems[/spoiler]
>>565351
Stop coddling her. She has to grow up sometime.
Lapis doesn't exist you fucks
>>565405
let me try to help you out there anon
>>565451
no, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypu8mIIDv4
you fuck
>>565451
What are you fucking stupid? Why don't you just go fuck yourself!
I wonder how that Peridot rape fic is going
>>565487
Which one?
So last time I was on thread I saw some one compare gems to protoss, anyone up for art or comparisons?
>>565468
You were a little too quick on that Plumtree reference
>>565454
lapis isn''t a real dakimakura anon
pls stop no bully
>>565405
>Lapis is a mouth breathing idiot
I like this. It would help explain why everything she does ends horribly.
>>565438
>coddling
When is the last time you laughed with her?
>>565492
the ronaldo one
>>565539
Well I assume it's over now.
http://strawpoll.me/6270950
Official and final worst gem poll
>>565563
Who the FUCK would vote for Ruby
homoloaf best gem
>>565539
Haven't you heard? Peri-cherry's having a baby, anon.
>>563370
Why do /co/ mods have such an extensive history of corruption?
I mean you have shitheads like Inspector Redwood, and God forbid you talk about Steven Universe, a cartoon on a cartoon discussion board, you might as well be asking for a ban.
>>565592
She's obnoxious and one-dimensional.
>>565600
There are two Steven Universe threads on /co/ right now.
>>565597
>>565603
She's had TWO EPISODES. Like, less than 10 minutes of screentime. Eat all the dicks.
>>565624
We can't do anything about the falseflagging. It will never, ever end.
>>565638
Let's hope it stays that way.
>>565647
It's just people talking about the show.
All the waifus, shitposting and memery goes here. In the trash.
>>565649
I want to see how Ruby and Sapphire act around Pearl and Amethyst and vice versa.
>>565637
Just telling you what's happening in the story pal.
>>565671
The problem is that they can't be both separate and happy, meaning we will only see them when they are at their worst
>>563487
Those eyes are Hellsing-esque. I like it.
>>565668
Why can't SU fags just stick to the trash. It'll be so much better for all of us if we don't give the faggots on /co/ anything to bitch about.
lapis did nothing wrong
Welcome to my fan dungeon!!!!! Enjoy the Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure Fan Fiction Audio Book (Suffering Mix)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JpCRtACtB3
>>565711
You can stay here if you want.
>>565711
It's the principal of the thing
>>565723
It's divine, sad pearl guy. I love it. Congrats on getting someone to actually do this for you.
>>565761
thank you it has been an honor and privilege to work with everyone's favorite non-bot sufferer.
>>565723
this is absolutely wonderful i look forward to listening to this on repeat your voice is very nice and i enjoy the buts of author's commentary you include it is very informative thank you
>>565784
hello.
blah blah blah suffering pearl thesis blah blah.
>>565797
>>565832
clever girl!
>you will never eat peridot's special cream-filled donuts
>>565787
yes it is wonderful being able to expand on these complex subjects thank you and look forward to more in the coming weeks!!!!!
>>565900
ill make my own cream filled donuts thanks
>>565797
hello friend you did great this is just beautiful
>>565900
Is Nega-Scribble being updated again?
>>565649
At least she's better than the fucking blue Minion
>>565921
if you get through the full hour and ten minutes then congrats on being able to withstand.
>>565943
nigga you're crazy
>inb4 muh sanic
>they're basically the same thing
Why is Pearl such a loving, caring gem? She's almost as loving as Anna and I thought that was impossible...
>>565900
I wish Peridot's hair actually looked like that.
If Lapis doesn't have a job by the next year I'm throwing her useless ass out. I've had it with her.
>>565974
When are you going to tell her that you lost your job and you're taking it out on her?
>>565700
Not entirely true.
They were willing to separate for Steven's birthday.
I have to study for an exam tomorrow, and I haven't gotten a damned thing done because of you, /sug/.
I just realized too- I haven't even watched an episode of SU in months. Most of my connection to this show is through you chucklefucks. Watching the show now is almost a foreign experience because every time Pearl is on screen, I don't see Pearl. I see "worst gem" or "fuck pearl" or "badpearl". Whenever Garnet is on screen, I see autists complaining with the "MUH FUSION" bullshit. Whenever Steven is on screen I can't help but to not see the sweet kid that the show is about, but a hodgepodge of /ss/ and shitposting.
Every time I see an episode, my first reaction is to run to my computer to shitpost.
But every time I think about just dropping my laptop and walking away, I just can't do it. You hurt me so much, /sug/. But I can't figure out how to leave you.
>>565993
Fair, I too would like to see them separate in non negative circumstances, I just have trouble seeing g reasons beyond the birthday thing
>>566006
fuck pearl
HI this is a spoiler alert.
I repet SPOILER ALERT HIDE NOW.
This is not a simulation, i will reveal upcoming plots based on a prophetic dream i had in a peyote trip.
>"Same Old World" : Pearl and Peridot fix the gem previously used by peridot to fly to the moon in an attempt to gather information on the operations HW has there.
>"Too Short to Ride": Peridot and steven fuse for the first time.
>"Monster Reunion": Peetle is cured but she is homeworld aligned and sabotages the whole CG base releasing every corrupted gem with the help of Jasper.
>"Bubbled" : Steven is puffed and bubbled. Inside of his gem he meets her mom.
>"Tiger Philanthropist": Amethyst and Steven take Peridot to wrestling matches.
>"Gem Hunt": hunting and blubbling of the corrupted gems
>"Last One Out of Beach City": season 3 develops in HW, now divided into 2 factions, both of wich are interested in using the neutralized cluster as a weapon against each other.
>"Crack the Whip"
>"amethyst vs Steven"
>"The Kindergarten Kid"
Development for Amethyst and she ends up betraying the CGs.
that's all the peyote spirits gave me.
i have a haiku
this show is gay
as gay as flower in the sun
while eating pie
bye
>>566039
Wow
You're really, really bad at this.
>>566006
We love you anon. Don't leave us. What about the kids?
>>566049
i also have another one
die by wind
eating kind blings
fine wine
dine
>>566058
kids are fine bruv
kids are fine...
>>566063
You aren't even trying
>>566065
>implying they aren't burning in hell
>>566071
fuck you, it took me 2 minutes to make my haiku
>>566006
The only way to drop the /sug/ is to drop the show. Just drop it and never look back.
I learned that lesson through /mlp/. Once you're a part of it, there's no going back.
>>566080
try harder, you pleb
You make a fool of yourself
Basho would hate you
>>566076
>being this lusty about the [spoiler]inferno[/spoiler]
i pity you.
>>566025
Man, you should lay off the peyote.
>>566101
It is deep autumn
My neighbor
How does he live, I wonder.
this is mine own. how do you like now?
>>566006
/sug/ will be here after finals. Turn the computer off, anon.
>>566025
Never trust a peyote spirit. The natives were heathens and didn't know what the fuck they were talking about.
>>566131
Question
Do you understand haiku format
>>566163
>>565986
If I lost my job it's because I have to keep taking off work for days or weeks to take care of fragile little blue dumbass because she tried to kill herself again or she's just lonely. I don't know why I keep that clod around.
>>566163
haiku is anything i want it to be.
>>566006
> Whenever Steven is on screen I can't help but to not see the sweet kid that the show is about, but a hodgepodge of /ss/ and shitposting.
Steven is the purest of people. He could thaw anyone's frozen heart. If I could be anyone, it would be steven. He's the ultimate male role model.
>Alright, now would you mind taking your pants off for us?
>>566210
>>566210
But who was camera?
>>566235
Amethyst.
>>566235
Pearl.
>>566194
Nope you're wrong try again
>>566210
>>566226
>>566235
/SS/NEAPLE GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>566259
>/SS/NEAPLE GET THE FUCK OUT.
>/trash/
no where else to go?
>>566268
HELL
>>566178
It's obvious you're not providing her with the support she needs, maybe you need to change your outlook.
>>566235
Definitely ronoldo
>>566259
>>566268 he's right you know.
Whether you like it or not, we've been exiled to the trash, where these people live. We're in their territory now. This is our hell, and we just have to get used to it.
/sug/ poetry slam
Make haikus for the waifus
(just not Jasper please)
>>566151
If you fuck her? No. Please refer to the chart. You wouldn't be going above 10%
>>566291
> exiled to /trash/
Just be thankful you have a place to go... me and my kind... we got evicted before /trash/ ever existed. To a snowy, icy grave...
a squad of terran marines vs the gems
who win ?
>>566301
>>566306
What is this kin you speak of?
>>566309
Marines, but only if boxer is microing them.
>>566311
>tumblr
>cat in the hat movie
>.gif
>>566311
You didn't even post a furry.
>>566309
Don't those guys have an average lifespan measured in seconds?
>>566311
Are you retarded?
>>566325
>>566322
>>566345
>keeping pony/othershit cock on your hard drives
>>566316
use your imagination..
;y
will pearl ever succumb to her /ss/ side
>>566356
Maybe, and I'm just spitballin here.
Maybe
You should consider suicide
