/sug/ - Steven Universe General
LAPSI Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
first for lapis
Thanks for the thread, here's the best SU-related image I have saved to my computer.
FUCKING FIRST
>>518954
>>518954
fucking wrong
nth for /ss/
nth for BIG ORANGE ROCK TIDDIES
>>518948
How did she get there?
>>518984
Dan Jasper you bobbies
Hey, we finally got a thread at a reasonable time instead of really early. Good job /sug/
>>518984
>>518985
dancing ofc.
>>518984
Nope. Her tits would be small af. If they were that big she'd have to have the upper body strength of Lars.
>>518967
Nog even 10 posts in.
>>518984
Her right tit looks disproportionate to the left tit
![[CREATURE].png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBNNKv.png "[CREATURE].png")
>>519034
You do realize gems can fucking shapeshift, right?
>>519045
>>519069
Why do I find 80's Pearl so much cuter than current Pearl?
>>519069
>ifunny
Why don't you go ahead and kill yourself
>>519115
CHAPTER 29 (1/2)
"Sorry about that" Lapis says, wiping the walkie talkie on her thigh and tossing it into the trash bin. "People these days have no tact. They think that just because they have the ability to contact anyone at any time, that's what they should do. It's ridiculous. Like look, I don't care if you're my boss, I'm my own person and I need to live my own life outside of work. You know what I mean? Oh by the way, I don't have any money to pay for these donuts, so can I just have them for free?"
Lars doesn't know what to do. This is an awkward situation. Of course, no, he should not just give free donuts away, but he's dealt with disgruntled customers before (mostly homeless, now that he thinks of it) and has found that the best course of action is to just give them what they want. He looks to Sadie for help.
"If you've got a boss and a job then why don't you have money?" sadie asks, agitated.
"What, don't tell me you've never had budgeting problems..." lapis trails off, hurt in her voice. She looks around at the festive holiday tinsel decorating the store.
"I've got a family to feed. These donuts are going to be our christmas dinner."
"We're not even 2 weeks into december, why are you eating christmas dinner tonight?"
"well funny story, see-" "OH SHIT LOOK AT THIS" Lars cuts her off. he points to the tv mounted to the wall. "Isn't that the little peedee kid from down the street? Holy shit." School photos of connie and peedee are on the right side of the screen while the left is predominantly taken up by a large, blurred photo of peedee, dead on the ground in a pool of blood. The large caption at the bottom reads TERROR PLOT FOILED BY LONE HERO COP. Sadie and Lars take a moment to register this bizarre news before turning back to regard lapis, now holding out a small pistol, aimed right for Lars' head.
"Yeah so I'll just take these donuts now."
Lars begins to stutter incoherently
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>519099
>>519115
ur both fangers to me
>>519145
(2/2)
"Yes, please, just take them and go." Sadie says with as much calm in her voice as she can muster.
Lapis makes to turn and leave, but stops and, still pointing her gun at lars asks "Hey, I don't mean to take advantage here, but can I get like 2 of the Boston creme? I always tell myself 'lapis, do not get the boston creme, those things will kill you' but I can never resist when it comes down to it. It really is the best donut out there." She holds her bag out for lars to slide the 2 boston cremes down into. "hey thanks a lot, you take it easy" she says, backing out, never taking her aim off lars' head, and exiting the store.
"THANK YOU" Sadie yells when she's sure all is clear.
"Wh-what?" Lars stammers.
"She said 'Thank you', Lars. See? I told you. People thank you all the time because it's the polite thing to do when you make an exchange. That's how society works."
"Are you fucking kidding me right now with this sadie?" Lars spits "I just had a near death experience and you're going to hound me on this shit?" Sadie looks at the ground and sees water pooling around Lars' shoes. She quickly looks away and pretends not to notice.
"And you say 'that's how society works' but don't you ever wonder WHY? Thanking someone for performing a function that will soon be taken over by robots is just completely insincere. You don't care. They don't care. This woman just robbed me. Do you think she was being sincere there when she thanked me? Does it matter? She aimed a gun at my face but oh cool, she was POLITE about it. Terrible people can be extemely polite, just as great, honest people, like me, don't need such formalities because we're genuine. Not thanking a bus driver or cashier doesn't make you a piece of shit, it makes you honest." "Yeah, great, lars, you're so noble and real that you can just ignore the feelings of others and treat them like soulless robots. Yeah, you're so much better. Go mop up that piss, cool guy."
stay tuned yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>519147
>wasting all that watermelon to show off your new toy
I hate America
>>519144
>>519147
Do not rattle the autism cage
Indexer may get another stroke and cause another thread collapse
Would you drink from Lapis?
>>519168
yeah
>>519168
Yes. But the better question is , would Lapis drink from me?
>>519168
when she cums does she squirt distilled water?
if so, 10/10 would use as water cooler
>>519168
I want her to cum inside me
Why is she so cute?
i just want furry!lapis all to myself
>reluct tummy rubs
>>519216
Because she's so very pathetic.
>>519218
Get this out of my face
>>519248
Cutest ship.
>>519218
HERES YOUR FUCKING FURRY
>>519270
What the shit is this garbage?
>>519270
FUCKING GREG THE BABYSITTER WHEN?
I want the gems and greg taking care of tiny sour cream while Vidalia tries to fish out a father for her child.
>>519292
You're garbage.
>>519308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50dVvai5to
I'll fucking fight you
>>519313
Shut up garbage anon. Get back in the fucking trash can where you belong.
>>519270
cute shit.
>>519293
>greg the gem babbysitter/single dad
>all those kids running and doing kid shit.
>>519324
But if he isn't in the trash, where are we?
>>519324
No you shut up I don't even like garbage waifu. Spoiler alert, garbage waifu is whatever your waifu is
:D
apperently wanting ruby and lapis to suffer and die is edgy.
welcome to the zukeification of hollywood
http://www.avclub.com/article/willow-smith-releases-suprise-album-love-song-adve-229687
>>519382
It is. Congrats, daterape.
who is the best fanfic writer?
It kind of sucks that Stevonnie is going to be the one doing all the cool battle stuff instead of Steven.
He's just too limited in speed.
>>519406
you know who
does solo futa lapis even exist
>>519382
Why hate on best hothead though?
>>519406
Cameron Clarke, author of hit fan fiction Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure and respected music blog Cool Music For Cool Guys
>>519399
I bet Zuke's mad someone beat her to it.
>>519414
i-is it me?
>>519416
Why
>>519409
I hope Steven will be able to fight on his own in battles, and that he won't be fused all the time. And if he does fuses, I really hope that he won't just fuse with Connie, and that he'll fuse with the other CGs too.
>>519419
Get that monstrosity away from me.
>>519438
im horny thats why
>>519416
>it does
>mfw
>>519416
She looks like a dude.
>>519416
>solo
Not really
Why do tentacle dicks even exist?
So how was your day /sug/?
>>519468
Homestuck
>>519399
>After expressing her dissatisfaction with her life “spitting rhymes on Gaia,”
>"spitting rhymes on Gaia,”
>>519473
just wonderful
I woke up and coughed up more blood for an hour
now I'm vaping some more
#vapelife
#ejuice
>>519406
Beach Glass
>>519473
>i saw this >>519416
how the fuck do you think it was
So, any new edit requests?
Also, if the alternative is tentadick, I guess I'll just go ahead and dump some of the less used edits I've done. Maybe someone missed a request fulfilling like that one anon.
>>519473
I fucked up my suicide and it was really embarrassing.
I want Lapis to freeze HfL!anon in a block of ice!
>>519445
fuck you anon homoloaf is perfect
>>519494
I'm worried about you anon, we all are. Please take better care of yourself
>>519503
know the feel
>>519416
>tenticle penis
Goddamn I fucking hate Homestuck faggots
What's worse is the amount of effort put into making this garbage. They even took the time to shade the taint, what the fuck.
>>519502
donald trump banging peridot pls
>>519503
Tell me about it anon
>>519503
I'm both happy and sad about your day dear anon
>>519510
mah nigga
I want Lapis to forcefeed LapisAbuser a gallon of bleach!
>>519503
What did you do?
Maybe you shouldn't do that.
>>519503
Did anyone see it? If they did that's really really embarrassing.
[spoiler]tentacle dick is only acceptable on lapis[/spoiler]
>>519528
No. No on so many levels.
>>519542
Oh my
>>519547
time to possibly trigger some faggots.
daily reminder that coffee is better than tea
>>519515
i appreciate the concern but this man right here can not die. He is strong like ox. Proud and potent.
i like to think the blood is coming from my raw ass throat and not my lungs
I want Lapis to drag HfL!anon under the sea!
if each gem had a favorite band what would they all be?
like Sardonyx's would be the Spice Girls or some shit.
>>519548
how about futa hillary then?
>>519560
this
britfags are butthurt
>>519581
Anon, the politics is one of the many problems with that request
>>519583
If you don't drink both you're a fucking third worlder. Or not drinking them for health reasons which is perfectly fine.
>>519558
>Barbie/Ken Doll
Ken doesn't have secondary female sexual characteristics :^)
>>519560
only if you're talking cold brew.
regular coffee is ok at best, a burnt bean soup at worst.
I want Lapis to eject all the water out of LapisAbuser's body!
>>519558
>that Jasper fistomatic
>>519610
fuck you faggot i wouldnt touch that ground up leaf water you call a drink
>>519419
a reminder to keep your asses in full definition
>>519594
what's wrong with politics? You should probably be interested in this stuff and how it correlates to your favorite gem
Lapis posters should have perma rainbow flags instead of IDs.
>>519623
Does it come in non-fist form? Can it give the shocker?
>>519632
At least try *good* tea before you shit your pants?
>>519510
:v
>>519638
because the only politician for me is MAY-OR DEW-EY
>>519617
if its too dark i dont like, but even the worst coffee is better than that leaf water "tea"
I AM THE GREAT CLAMHOLIO !! i need sauce for my oysterhole. where i come from we have no sauce. my people have but only one oysterhole!
>>519473
I had a dream about getting fucked in the ass by a transgirl I know. The last thing I remember saying in the dream was "Please don't stop, pound my ass harder" then I woke up and saw my dad standing over me about to wake me up when I realized I was talking in my sleep again.
I just cannot stop disappointing my family
>>519535
That already happened, actually.
>>519671
I'll settle for dewey
what's important is the sad bang
I want Lapis to bloodbend all of the Lapisfags into killing each other!
>still more futalapis
Seriously, you guys have some weird fetishes.
Why doesn't anyone care what Lapis wants?
>>519672
FUCK YOU AMERIFATS AND YOUR BEANS
I want Lapis is bloodbend LapisAbuser into sucking his own cock!
>>519684
Lock your door next time. Also I have to ask, how old are you?
>>519694
Careful what you wish for, anon
>>519680
didn't this artist draw Lapis huming Peri under a blanket? I'd like to see that
>>519703
because lapis is a crazy person and should be committed
she was probably in that mirror for a reason
>>519696
There's also the problem that it's really low quality, very dark, and live action.
All of those make it harder/impossible to make a decent edit of it.
If you really want it, I'd say ask a drawfag for it.
lapis with a tentadick
>>519711
21, on Christmas break tho
I want Lapis to kill everyone in this thread!
>>519715
I want Lapis to slaughter LapisAbuser!
>>519708
FUCK YOUR LEAVES
>BRITFAGS KEKED AGAIN
>>519684
oh my God this is too good
I love you /sug/
I want Lapis to be okay with herself.
>>519722
Fuck that's huge, stop posting tentacle crap
Post real dicks
>>519726
Me included?
>>519732
That's not nice anon, what would Lapis think if she heard you say that?
I want Lapis to hug LapisAbuser until he stops crying like a bitch!
>>519733
I FUCKING HATE YOU AMERIFATS
>Tentacle dicks
Is drawing Human dicks that hard?
I need more stoner gems.
>>519684
KEK
>>519729
Laptits flatzuli
>>519757
WE HATE YOU
BUT YOUR NOT WORTH WASTING A MISSILE OVER
WORSE THAN MUDSLIMES
>>519759
Can your regular human penis do THIS
>>519734
Man, I REALLY want them to give us a glimpse of cured peetle. Then I could make edits with perfect cinnamon bun as well.
I want Lapis to stop the war between the Lapisfags and the Lapisabusers
>>519769
FUCK YOU FAT ASS GO EAT MORE MCDONALDS
I just want Lapis to love me!;_;
>>519774
not with that attitude it can't
>>519718
fine, I guess I'll just do it myself
>>519670
if only it were jasper.
>>519809
Do you feel better now anon?
>>518949
>>518967
>>518984
>>519013
>>519145
>>519158
>>519168
>>519189
>>519218
>>519269
>>519275
>>519416
>>519503
>>519547
>>519542
>>519558
>>519582
>>519656
>>519670
>>519680
>>519684
>>519722
>>519729
>>519774
>>519809
tentadicks, disappointing fathers, and general faggotry.
Just another day in the life of a /sug/ /trash/ thread.
>>519821
yes it was a very satisfying experience
>>519828
I want off this ride
>>519828
I don't think anyone's going to be disappointed that we're being trash in the trash.
tentadicks more like dentasticks
>>519684
Oh holy fuck this is gold
>>519828
Ain't it great
I want Pearl and Lapis to kill all of their waifufags!
I want out of this hell.
>>519798
AT LEAST MCDONALDS PREFERS THE BETTER DRINK RATHER THAN YOUR LEAF WATER
>>519852
you wanna fite m8
>>519758
http://cartoonyafterdark.tumblr.com/tagged/lapis-lazuli
>>519861
>>519842
No escape till janruary at the earliest anons. Just get comfy.
>>519842
Well fuck you, you ain't getting off.
i'm mmmmeelllting~
I want Lapis to stand up to LapisAbuser for soliciting the deaths of millions!
>>519867
Yeah, I do.
>>519870
Correct me if i'm wrong, but I don't think any animals with dicks like that just have them hanging out leaking all over.
If anything, shouldn't it have a sheath like a dolphin dick or something?
>>519862
BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATER BEAN WATERBEAN WATER BEAN WATER
>>519870
Hey thanks anon
If you don't mind I'm gonna log off, masturbate to being fucked in the ass by ladyboy Lapis, and then cry about not having a dom femboy waifu irl
>>519684
i haven't laughed that hard in a while.
jesus christ.
>>519897
YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG YOURE A FAG
>>519892
woops! wrong pic, wanted this sad pearl pic.
What the hell is even going on in this thread anymore?
>>519684
what the hell is wrong with you people.
Regardless, someone should cap this.
>>519918
I don't know, could be more festive... did any one save pics from last year's x-mas? Did anyone make any x-mas pics?
>>519918
Tentadicks and edits as far as I've seen.
>>519828
>implying the bernie porn isn't high art
>>519918
Now you see why we're banned from /co/?
>>519886
I want Lapis to get HfL!anon arrested for stalking her!
>>519929
Nah, there ain't no tentadicks allowed on /co/. This is entirely a sideffect of being in the /trash/ too long.
I want to block 4chan on Lapis's computer holy fuck you guys
>>519933
I want Lapis to call the swat team on LapisAbuser for domestic abuse!
Lets sing a little song trash /sug/
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS /sug/ gave to me?
>>519503
top lel
>>519948
Lets post christmas instead
>>519948
a big fat jasper cock
>>519942
No, this is us during hiatus x 1000 because porn is allowed.
>>519942
>implying they don't get posted anyway
>>519946
I want Lapis to break HfL!anon's heart so hard that he deletes his collection of Lapis pictures!
>>519954
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS /sug/ Gave to me
>>519901
You're in /sug/, everyone in here is probably either a fatass or a twink.
>>519929
It wasn't us you fucking retard it was /co/ being all stupid about us.
We're good people. This conversation is SU related.
>>519966
Two Lapisfag shitposters
>>519852
Lapis is already doing her job.
It's only a matter of time when she claims her next victim
>>519979
and a Big fat jasper cock
>>519978
>we're good people
>threads plagued by /ss/, tentadicks, and suicidal faggots
what?
>>518908
has anything SU related been announced at all in the past few months? i lost interest in this show and /sug/ because the constant hiatuses would fuck us over. What do you guys even talk about?
>>519990
If what's wrong with you, then you're in the wrong website
>>519965
I want Lapis to realize LapisAbuser is just a no-job drunken piece of shit!
>>519978
>It wasn't us
This thread is just fucking bad. I understand random faggots coming in here and trying to destroy the thread with furry or ponyshit, but we don't even have the 100s of posters we usually do on /co/ and it's already this shitty.
Oh fuck me, today was friday, wasn't it?
That ain't good. That ain't good at all.
I may have just failed a class. I've been so engrossed in rotting away that I forgot about the one paper I've had to write all term.
>>519992
>What do you guys even talk about?
Everything.
And no, there's no news when the show is coming back.
Only a few storyboarders and VAs talking about episodes scheduled to air in one more year
>215 posts
>no new /sug/ thread
I'll make it now Pearl edition or Lapis edition?
i want lapis to spray semen water all over me like a squirt gun
>>520023
steven edition
>>519992
>What do you guys even talk about?
well we pretty much just discuss the plot points of Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure and where that's going to go since at this point it is far more interesting and also closer to the creator's original vision
>>520021
Is the date already up?
Details, dude.
Maybe you can still make it somehow.
>>519992
we just talk about lappy anon
do you like lappy
>>520023
hold the phone buddy we've got like 150 images left until we hit the cap
>>520028
Nobody cares about that fatass.
The show isn't called "Steven" Universe or anything.
>>519774
gotta love malleable Gem physiology, it makes her taking that feel plausable
>>519507
I'm pretty Lapis can't freeze water. Otherwise she would have frozen the sea when trying to go to space, because ice has a higher volume than water for the same mass.
>>520008
I want Lapis to realize HfL!anon is just an obsessed madman who takes pictures of her when she isn't looking!
>>520040
she was some depressed faggot in 4 episodes
shit character tbqh pham
>>520047
Anon, you suck at sarcasm.
>>520054
leave
>>520054
We don't like your type around these parts.
>>520054
>pham
s︂︂m︂h t︂︂︂bh f︂︂a︂m
Come on, anon, you cod do better than that.
should i write another chapter for my mabel x dipper smutfic about public risky sex,
or should i write a third jasper/sapphire/ruby NTR fanfiction?
>>520094
how bout one more jasper fucks ruby while sapphire watches
or one where ruby and sapphire fuck while jasper watches
>>520079
I think it's cool, its kinda like having Rose as a favorite but not really
>>520037
Eh, I mean technically. He said he wants everything "by Friday".
Seems my project group got everything in on time.
But this paper was a per student thing. Checking it now, it doesn't seem so bad I guess. 6-10 pages, 10 articles on games used to treat specific disease (like MS or CP). I could probably write it up in a night. Longest thing is just reading all those articles for enough information.
Was already gonna get an incomplete on the course and have to work something out over the break. Guess it'll be fine if I'm a day late on the paper.
But still, can't believe I lost track of time so extremely. Need to get out more I suppose.
>>519684
this cannot be real
please tell me you're lying
>>520126
because i want ruby to suffer.
>>520094
AU where peridot is a republican senator running for president against a pearl, a democratic ex-governor
>>519919
How's this?
Fanon Lapis sucks. I want Canon selfish damaged asshole Lapis to get a redemption arc. I wonder if, ironically, Peri helps her out with redeeming herself, considering their similarities at this point.
I wonder if Jasper will get a chance at redemption. She's suffering quite a bit right now. Maybe she'll go home with a different mindset.
...I shouldn't be discussing the show here. There's no point, is there?
>>520153
it doesn't have to be consensual
>>520159
perfect anon, thanks
>>520149
Good luck, dude! You can do it!
Don't fail that class!
Anyone find it weird how no one mentions any of the events that happened in Island Adventure nor did anyone blame Sadie for kidnapping Lars and Steven for a few weeks?
>>520094
NTR or more lapis
>>520189
The gems were secretly glad to be rid of him.
>>520169
>There's no point, is there?
There's no point in anything, anon. The only thing that matters is that you're alive and doing shit
>>520152
I wish I was lying. He hasn't looked at me all day.
>>520199
OR LAPIS NTR
>>520189
Lars and Sadie episodes are generally forgotten completely in-show, and by the fandom. I'm okay with this.
Sadie is an imperfect character though. That's kinda the point. Like, Lars is obviously more fucked up but Sadie isn't all in the right either.
