/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dumb Worthless Clumsy Rock Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Steven's Pizza Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFcOww_KrvI
>In The Middle With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxA_UBQkB8
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRg8V1Uh4M
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjFp4dr9-A
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4RZeY85PaY
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>Pearl - Suffering Mix (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0
Remember me, /sug/?
Rummikub
>>504511
i sure do!
>>504511
>>504511
When I killed you brother? I talked just LIKE THIS
Post Barbara
We need new gems!
>>504577
Centipeetle had better be uncorrupted soon.
Why haven't Pearl told Steven that she loves him?
>>504669
i think that's a given.
>>504662
Crewniverse said there would an episode soon. "Monster Reunion" I think.
>>504669
Because she doesn't.
>>504669
She called him "my baby" in Say Uncle.
>>504690
that was a leaked title, I don't think crewniverse has said anything about it directly?
>>504719
Leaked? Who leaked it?
What do you guys think episode 90 will be about? Considering there's 7 episodes left until it airs.
>>504739
CN accidentally posted the titles for a bunch of S2 on their website.
>>504745
Matty boy said he liked it.
>>504764
Heh heh. Dumbasses
>>504745
It's either The Answer or yet another Pearl episode.
>>504745
More like 17. It's probably Kiki's Delivery Service, which I'm expecting to just be full-on shameless Miyazaki movie references.
>>504697
Why doesn't she?
>>504707
The episode did exaggerate her character, and it wasn't canon.
>>504764
what are they? I'm too lazy too look it up.
>>504840
She loves Steven because Steven is Rose.
>>504861
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_Guide
>Everybody posting in a thread with those youtube links in the OP
>>504795
>yet another Pearl episode
you say that as if they aren't always the best ones
This op is weird and kinda unsettling.
>>504910
Nobody actually cares about the OP. Hell, we might as well not have those links there at all.
>>504911
Now now, let's not turn this thread into a "Best gem" argument.
O T P
T
P
>>504865
Steven and Rose are two entirely different people, and I'm sure Pearl know it. If she thought he was Rose, why did she notice Rose's absence and wanted to leave Earth in Space Race?
>>504934
one of the videos is these two Japanese guys on a stage somewhere pulling a vacuum cleaner off one of the guys penis.
it's this loud popping sound and screaming predominately.
>>504911
I'm not saying they're bad, just that the other gems are kind of undeveloped in comparison to her.
>>504945
No shipping pls. This is a peaceful thread.
I'm liking the links, OP!!!!!
"Alright," connie whispers through her mask, "you know the plan. I will plant the explosives. Wait for my signal to start shooting. Allahu akbar, brother" "Allahu akbar" peedee replies sullenly. A flash of anger in Connie's eyes. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet right now. We've come this far." She hands peedee his pistol.
"Wait for my signal" she repeats. Peedee holds the gun out in his hand and gives it a long look. Can he really do this? It had felt so right planning the whole thing that the possibility of his not having the stomach for it had never occured to him. He squeezes the grip and looks toward the back entrance of the building. Suddenly from behind "FREEZE TERRORIST SCUM. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. PUT THE GUNS DOWN NOW"
Peedee looks to Connie, unsure of what to do. She gives him the subtlest possible nod.
Peedee whips around and fires on the officer 1, 2, 3 times, all misses. He hears the door slam next to him as connie vanishes into the building. His finger is tightening on the trigger for the fourth shot when he is knocked to the ground by a great, dull pain in his chest. On his back, staring up at the sky, peedee clutches at his shirt and feels his warm, sticky blood draining from the wound. Is this it? After all they had been through, all the hard work and preparation, was it all going to be ruined by some cop with a grudge? Life is unfair down to the very last day. Peedee closes his eyes and waits for god to take him while footsteps rush past and through the door.
>>504971
Barricaded in the bathroom, Connie digs through her bag and retrieves the walkie talkie.
"GENIE, COME IN, THIS IS CONNIE. I REPEAT, THIS IS CONNIE. COME IN."
static
"GENIE GODDAMMIT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DON'T MAKE ME IMPRISON YOU AGAIN. OVER"
static... and then
"HELLO CONNIE THIS IS GENIE. OVER."
a wave of relief comes over connie. Maybe all is not lost after all.
"GENIE THIS PLAN IS GOING TO SHIT. HAVE YOU DETONATED THE EXPLOSIVES YET? I NEED YOU HERE NOW. OVER."
a long moment of silence and
"YEAH, NAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. COPS PROBABLY FOUND YOUR STUFF ANYWAY. IT'S A REAL MESS HERE. JUST SAW A SWAT VAN PASS BY. THIS SHIT'S NUTS. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT, I'M GETTING DONUTS RIGHT NOW AND HAVEN'T EVEN PAID YET. I'M JUST STANDING HERE AT THE REGISTER TALKING ON A WALKIE TALKIE LIKE A JACKASS. I REALLY GOTTA GO."
"WE HAD A DEAL!" connie pleads
"YEAH, I'M A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AREN'T I? OVER."
Connie, the maddest she has ever been, rushes over to the big bathroom mirror and bellows the magic incantation into the mouthpiece.
"FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS"
the static now calms connie as she stares into the mirror, waiting for the genie's face to appear. This time she will free the demon and slay it where it stands. But nothing is happening. The static cuts out one last time.
"HEY FUCK YOU TOO PAL. OVER AND OUT"
Connie stares at her small, frightened reflection and begins to weep for the first time in years.
>>504966
But there is nothing more pure than when two engineers fall in love
>>504962
There's no "next time", because the same faggot make the thread before image limit and everybody moves to the new thread when it gets made
>>504995
Then do it first, be quick on the draw.
>>504994
>>504265
......I don't like this
>>504662
I'm afraid that Peridot is currently blocking Peetle's chances.
I don't see them having two green Gems in the CGs.
It's a shame too cause both Peetle and Peridot can give a lot to the team dynamic/story.
I expect Monster Reunion to be about Peridot trying to help after finding out about the corruption via modern gem tech, but failing again and we just don't hear about peetle for another season.
>>505011
Then I should make the thread when we hit the 100 images? Should I make it right now?
>>504994
Almost anything is more pure than that. It's common knowledge that engineers don't have souls and are incapable of true love.
>>505046
Why not
>>505048
>>505048
I thoguth that was the japanese?
>>505046
this is america buddy, you can do what you want and then have the tax payers fund it
>>505048
no, your wrong, GINGERS don't have souls
>>504994
>two engineers
But anon, that's just an engineer and a defective, delusional doll.
>>504945
Peridot is truly the exact opposite of what Pearl gets wet over
>>505065
> Pearl when you show her your dick
>>505078
filename related
>>504941
I didn't say Pearl was the best gem, i'm sayig her episodes are always great.
>>504265
Pearl deserves a better master.
>>505078
What did you say about my baby?
>>505093
10/10 would rape and keep in basement
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna play SS13
>>498411
I'm sorry.
>>505148
By far the most horrifying thing I've seen on /sug/
>>505148
Fucking excellent! Nice job!
>>505109
you sure about that?
>>505181
He's still right.
>>504086
>>504190
relevant to the pearlfags
>>505112
Pearl isn't an engineer like Peridot. She's more of a scholar, knowing a lot of different shit.
>>505148
See, this is why I often say some requests are better left to actual drawfags.
>>505229
>She's more of a scholar
*butler
>people aren't even waiting for threads to hit image limit anymore
There's the /sug/ I know and love. It's about time you fucking retards.
>>505229
>She's more of a scholar
not really, she seems to get things wrong more than she gets right.
>>505247
Let's keep things civil.
>>505181
Steven would never abuse her, he would always act very loving towards her and would never fuck her if she didn't want to be fucked. He'd treat her like her own Gem and would always truly love her.
>>505278
did we mention steven at all?
stevens playing videogames.
>>505247
>>505268
Regular Pearls are like, below butlers, they're toys for the high class to flaunt around. Basically like a gold apple watch.
But our Pearl was able to go off and try and teach herself a bunch of shit. Even if she's often wrong, she's taught herself in a variety of roles. She's a jack of all trades at this point.
This started out as a good threat.
>>505304
Yeah, I bet he's playing a really good video game right now.
Why aren't there more male role models like Steven and Greg? I've never seen a show with such emotionally intelligent males.
>>505278
I can see pearl easily caving into a lot of stevens requests, that seem innocent to him but are pretty lewd.
>>505324
Fuck I misspelled thread.
>>505313
>But our Pearl was able to go off and try and teach herself a bunch of shit.
more like she had a decent master
Who /ss/ here?
>>505325
He's getting a new high-score.
>>505350
sup
>>505328
Because Sucrose hates all men.
>>505350
There are some who like it here. And by "some" I mean "plenty".
>>505350
/ss/ you say?
Hello, /sug/. I am here from this board's 4chan cup thread, and we have decided that your thread shall be awarded a player on the /trash/ 4chan cup team. What would you like your player to be called?
>>505409
Becky Sucrose
>>505409
/crystal gems/
>>505409
Jewniverse
>>505409
I couldn't care less about that cup
>>505036
Peridot is lighter green, while Centipeedle is darker green and mostly black.
If Centipeedle is restored, then she'll probably be a minor side character that does her own thing they'll reference every now and then.
Think like Lapis. Basically no screentime, but away doing something important with occasional check ups to let you know they haven't been forgotten.
>>505409
Steven HasAHugeCock
>>505409
David Bowie.
why dont you guys wait till the thread is at page 10 before starting a new thread that way you can post more before going to a new thread
>>505409
Think would be on /co/ team.
>>505352
>>505208
Nah. That headcanon-y shit takes way too many leaps
>Spike thing
Don't go trying to pull Hunter x Hunter into this. There's no reason to assume any of that, even from a headcanon standpoint.
>stand still on homeworld
There's no evidence of that either. Peridot just said that they dress up pearls and have them carry your stuff. They follow orders because that's just what pearls do, otherwise they're defective.
>the rest
What? Why those specific numbers? What makes you assume that autism-like communication shit? It all sounds really pointlessly specific.
>>505409
I gotta second "Becky Sucrose" as the semi-serious answer.
Unless other people agree with Snowflake Obsidian for shits and giggles, then I'm good for that too.
>>505328
>Cross-dressing fat kid with no education
>Overweight balding failed musician college drop-out who fucked an ayy lmao and now works washing cars.
>Positive male role models
>>505465
Ballbuster.
>>505465
> failed musician
He didn't fail. He drove his van into my heart.
>>505409
becky sucrose
raw /sug/ar
>>505485
*ba-dum tss*
>>505409
Becky Sucrose
>>505455
i can go on if you like i have all sorts of gem caste specifics.
>>505350
I like lewd Steven so I'm cool with /ss/.
Steven x Amethyst
Steven x Pearl
Steven x Peridot
>>505409
Lars
>>505465
>fucked a hot alien chick
>somehow not a role model
???
>>505465
>implying anon was talking about "positive" male role models.
Remember where you are.
>>505519
this desu
>>505430
I guess I should be happy getting any Peetle.
But honestly, if anyone should stick with the CGs, it'd be cured Peetle. Unlike the others, she'd literally have nowhere to go, like Lapis, but she'd have no reason to distrust the gems like Lapis does.
Hell, she could even turn out to have been a Crystal Gem before corrupting.
>>505409
Raw /Sug/ar
>>505340
fuck this guy tho
>>505543
>my fucking face if Bowie actually wins
>>505465
Despite all that though, Greg has to be the wisest dad-guy dude despite being a complete failure at life.
>If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs
Who on the team wrote that? Its genius
>>505563
And why the fuck not?
>>505409
You already had /sug/ilite as a benched CB, you gonna put another?
If so, just go with Neverending Hiatus
>>505543
>no /sug/ilites
>no /sug/ar
>no /ss/neople
Shit list to be honest.
>>505616
I feel like all the dank /sug/ memes are also missing from the poll. Disheartening.
>>505543
>>505563
>>505592
ON THE DAY OF EXECUTION
>>505529
What is the name of the manga this pic is based off of?
>>505543
I've gotta be honest, didn't think "David Bowie" was gonna be the #1.
>>505606
I can take care of that... /sug/ilite will be replaced with... it looks like David Bowie is running away with it. David Bowie it is.
>>505563
>look it up
>David Bowie releases a new album on his 69th birthday
All we need now is for him to voice a fusion.
Bowie for the win
>>505649
Greg x Steven fusion should totally be voiced by Bowie.
But it'll most likely end up being voiced by Jack Black instead.
Before the war, I remember them yelling. I was on leave, visiting my dad's home at Beach City with my wife and little girl. It was the funniest thing, one moment I'm at a restaurant, next moment, some strange women and a kid start yelling at us.
"Everyone! You need to leave Beach City at once! They're coming! Your town is about to be destroyed!"
Nobody took them seriously, myself included. Everyone thought it was some sort of poor joke. We all had a good laugh.
We stopped laughing when the warships rendered every populated area of the civilized world a barren wasteland. It was just like they said would happen. Not that it would have done any good. Our armor and aircraft, our ships and infantry, it was all decimated after two months of the war. No, it wasn't a war, rather an extermination. We posed no more threat to them than would a bothersome fly to the cunning spider. I remember being deployed with my unit in the north central US. That was when we found out our home post had been wiped out, along with our families and houses. Why couldn't I be there for them?
That was how it worked. First thing to go was Beach City. It happened two days after I came back from leave, four days after they tried to warn us. Then they overtook every military base in every first world country, and then moved on to every capital city of every major district, country, or state. Two months. They were terribly efficient.
The large scale attacks ended about three years ago. Now, any remaining humans are either surviving in the wild, or they're slaughtered by Earth's new occupiers. I don't know what's worse, us or them. The others have resorted to raiding and cannibalism to get by. Then, there's the aliens. There's no hope taking on a group. You might take one, granted you shoot its weak spot.
It doesn't matter, though. Nothing matters. Kill one or one hundred, I still have no future. I'm done. We've lost. I want to see my family. Today, I'm leaving to see my wife and my little girl...
>>505689
Bowie should voice either Steven's and Garnet's or Steven's and Pearl's fusion.
>>505409
David Bowie it is.
>>505724
tldr lol
>>505728
Steven + Pearl = Bowie
Steven + Garnet = Kanye West
>>505724
Nice pasta.
>>505764
>Kanye West
>>505782
Yeah, Steven's voice is too fucking high. Not even Garnet's voice will be able to stop that.
>>505782
Connie was a girl, the Gems are genderless and sexless. I think that Steven's biological sex and gender identity (yes yes I know) would override the Gems in the fusion.
I wonder
Why do people want Bowie so much?
>>505819
He's a starman, waiting in the sky.
>>505796
>Steven loves himself, and Garnet loves that she is made out of love
>No one loves Kanye more then Kanye
its perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
>>505796
>>505764
>>505782
Steven+Garnet= this dude, to be honest. I'm dead ass serious, he would be a rad guest VA.
>>505852
True
>>505852
The art is cute but that Steven is OOC.
>>505855
honeslty i always thought prince would be Bucks and Stevens fusion
![tumblr_mt5ij5RYFM1s70agto1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nCX2Dax.png "tumblr_mt5ij5RYFM1s70agto1_500[1].png")
Is it weird that one of the reasons I want Yellow Diamond to show up as soon as possible is to start being able to request crossover art of her and Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot?
I can't help but think they'd be besties.
>Rulers of a whole alien empire
>Main enemy is an Earth-made member of their species
>Yellow
>>505855
i never knew how badly i wanted this to happen until you mentioned it just now
pls
>>505932
people actually watched that show?
>>505932
Yes. But don't worry, we're all weird here.
>>505819
Least idiotic name out of all the ones in the strawpoll i guess
Now choose where he plays
http://strawpoll.me/6232071
>>505855
I honestly didn't know that Prince was still alive. I probably would have heard if he had died and made a mental note of it, but it's just weird to think about him breathing and walking around somewhere on earth in present day, present time.
>>505888
Yeah, yeah. "The eyes are off model too", it's just fanart.
>>505864
>>505834
nice
>>505956
he's put out like 3 albums in the last 2 years
>>505953
>SS
It's like it was made for us.
>>505930
>>505977
Consider however that SS is an offensive position, so if it ever will be subbed in it'll be because one of the gold or silvers will have the worst condition possible
I'm actually fine with that, the joke is more important than the joke tournament desu
>>505949
Of course they did. People love to waifu Jenny and her sisters.
Hell, I think there's a thread on /co/ for it right now. It's what got me thinking of the Vexus thing.
>>505953
So i guess SS it is
May i give an advance on it being a Creative Playmaker with Acrobatic Finishing as the only card slot available?
If you have any reserve on that, please do speak up, because I very much like it and i am pushing this for summerslam
Malachite when?
>>506061
Give me a sec. Lemme check to see what I have for him currently, cuz it might already be exactly what you said. It's gonna be a minute, pes16 is a bit slow on start up
>>506147
when you stop posting garbage jpgs
>>506147
Try after the mid-sason hiatus
theme of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwllM1gSe0
>>506202
>>506185
huh?
>>506192
No, please don't wish this evil upon me.
>>506061
I currently have him as creative play maker with the cards track back and weighted pass, mostly because I don't know where on the field he's gonna go on when I sub him in (if we decide to keep him as SS permanently), but I'll experiment with acrobatic finish instead of weighted pass for a bit and see where it takes me
How was your day today /sug/?
>>506202
Actual theme: https://youtu.be/fdU3OPxLq7s
>>506234
All the chapters up the mid-season finale would be the CG dealing with the cluster. So don't expect for her to appear soon
Would you?
>>506270
Ultimately, I just want the show back. Malachite would nice as soon as possible, but still, a fucking hiatus after 3-4 episodes? Even after we had one for a 2 months prior to that? Fuck.
>>506262
It's been really, really good. Got a great result on an sudden math test, been staying at home the rest of the day, bought Undertale, and I got to suggest the name of our player.
>>506277
Aside from Amethyst's hair looking too pink, this is pretty good. Where is this from?
>>506264
nah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toe_UKSQgEw
don't get me started on this Bowie train i'll be there allllllll night.
>>506262
I haven't considered suicide today. I guess it wasn't so bad.
>>506277
>No Steven
Literally garbage
>>506258
Alright, thank you
>>506277
if picture was better quality and painted better, i may consider
>>>/aco/251148
>>506303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGTzcpW0Ac
does this do anything?
>>506309
Yeah, no problem. Unfortunately he won't see much play since the only players he subs out are medals, so he'll only go in when they're in shit condition, but he'll have my back when I need him
>>506302
The other theme fits better, it's easier to imagine the stars as the Gems.
>>506303
That's nice to hear anon!
>>506328
i wanna bite those muscles
>>506363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B5zmDz4vR4
i told you not to get me started.
now i just feel dreamy.
>>506277
>No Peridot.
Goodnight sug
Keep the change
Also Goodnight Janitor
Goodnight Lapisfag
Goodnight Bowiefag
Goodnight Carlton
Goodnight You gigantic faggot
Yes, you. Goodnight to you too
I was gonna jack off to this then I saw Pearl's long jew nose. REEEEEEEEE
still gonna do it tho
>>506329
Annnd there it goes. ;_;
>>506426
Goodnight anon
>>506432
there goes what?
>>506432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_BpDTA4zw8
i got you gem.
>>505430
if that happens with peedle and Lapis i'll be very upset.
>>506427
I was gonna jack off to pearl's long jew nose and the i saw your pic. REEEEE
>>506453
A glimpse of happiness I had.
>>506459
hey guys so what's everyone's favorite fan fiction so far and why is it sad pearl time travel mystery adventure?
>>506453
His will to live.
>>505724
NOW HERE'S THE STORY OF BEACH CITY,
A LAND BOTH FAIR AND GREAT
>>506262
I'm still stuck in Poland, so I guess I could describe myself as bored. It's okay though, I'm saving money, and I got here right before the hiatus started, so I haven't missed out on much.
>>506303
If nobody has told you today, I'm glad you didn't consider suicide. You're special and cool, and I love you. No homo.
>>506426
Goodnight.
There should be more sub Jasper art around.
>>506480
>>506527
Can't blame Jasper.
>>506426
Night, babe. Seriously, it's nice for people to say that sometimes.
>>506485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyTPXwu5HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVGQ5zokDDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8wlLL-8WDY
>>506528
God I hate you /ss/hitheads
>>506485
>>506568
and the final one i promise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gtFS4777iY
>>506649
it's not about hate silly it's about suffering.
happy lappy lol
>>506687
Haha
>>506639
Post a link to that fic and stop fucking giving him depressing songs you idiot.
>>506687
Hehehe.
>>506708
>>506723
happiness injection desu
>>506713
well demanding things and cursing is no way to have either of those things happen.
>>506733
>happiness
>>506733
and interjection senpai
>>506713
although....
I don't like Lapis, but I will post her if it makes you happy.
>>506772
Is this a happy lapis?
I can't tell
HA
>>506796
i'd say moderately joyful
>>506796
here's one.
>>506796
>>506805
Okay, guys, how about this one?
did some1 say happy laptis
>>506809
lmao
>>506814
desperate excitement without the context
>>506809
Would you cheer up just for one second?
>>506809
That's not happy anon.
>>506814
Yeah she looks pretty happy there.
>when all the other fags are asleep
>here comes the Lapisfags
Don't think we've forgotten.
>>506835
>>506842
That shore was fun.
Is this a happy Lapis?
>>506828
>>506825
>>506824
>>506289
Anon, it could be even worse.
We could be returning on a Stevenbomb, followed immediately by the mid season hiatus.
It won't happen though. There wouldn't be a need for it this time. The other hiatus' were because airing caught up with production from steven bombs.
This break was more of a mandatory thing, so they should return with enough surplus to keep going after one bomb.
>>506875
i'd be happy too cuddling a water knight ;3
>>506862
yes
>>506875
Cheer up anon.
>>506277
I really like the shaping and proportions of that Pearl. Like, more than the show almost. There's something really cute about how rounded it is compared to her usual pointy self.
Smug Lapis reporting in.
>>506896
>>506910
i'm here for hard time gems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7f51av1Yk
LAPISFAGS GET OUUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>506910
>>506896
>>506862
>>506828
Can I join the Happy Lappy Club?
>>506930
>>506930
>>506949
>>506953
of course ;)
>>506949
I'm a pearlfag and I don't mind lapis one bit.
>>506930
Yandere lapis reporting in
