ERP thread
A fresh and Nue start.
First for Nue's COCK
>>501942
hmm, better, but I'm still not feeling anything, try louder, and say how much you want to make me happy.
A guide on how to make money from ERP
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ERP can be fun, it can also be very profitable. I've done this for years, mainly on mmo titles and I have made a lot of money doing it, I'll post basic tips and strategies below that you can use going forward. If you need to get better simply read others logs, screencap erp here for later reading also helps.
1.Firstly you have to find lonely guys (and you want as many as you can get for this to be very profitable), this is usually fairly hard but on a board such as this it is actually really simple because they come to you. As such try to ERP with as many people as you can, try to ERP with 3-4 people at once so you can get as many guys as you can to make effective use of your time. Keep in mind that although there is a lot of effort involved, this decreases and the effort required in later stages is very minimal.
2.Don't have multiple characters that they know you by, the point is for them to associate you with that character fully (I'm not saying not to have multiple characters because this is a good thing that I'll cover later. Just keep them as separate entities). Do not break this immersion between you and them (unless of course your target are gay men, then you can play this differently and play as yourself instead) this is key to a long and profitable relationship.
3.To begin with you want to be as available to ERP as possible, to as many people as possible. This is the fishing phase, try to make sure that all the guys you are working with orgasm and that you tell them that you love them or at least use lots of emotional emotes to denote that (this is incredibly important since there is an emotional connection you will form when this happens, this will gradually get stronger each time you make them orgasm). Do not half ass this, without this orgasm connection you won't make any progress so you want this to happen as much as possible.
>>502021
I do have to wonder with you, is there a distinction that you want my actual cock or is this what you're after?
>>502023
4.Now that you have a fairly decent sized number of followers who you have made orgasm multiple times you want to make yourself less available for ERP (don't cut them off, just less available than previously) but still be around for idle chit chat. Offer alternative means of contact that are one on one (email, skype, steam are good), however you still want to remain a little aloof. A lewd or loving response and especially ERP is a privelage going forward that they have to work for, your attetion now needs to start to be rationed and as I said seen as something to earn.
5.At this point while you are being less available it helps to have other characters you can play, this is so that you can continue to look for new guys (or re-use the same person a few times) while you are playing the "less available" portion of this game. By less available of course, I mean they want to cum but they can't because you aren't around as much anymore. This leads them to start to get desperate and this is key going forward, because when you are open to their sexual attention they will be far more grateful for the release when it does come. This is your goal.
6.Now that you have people who are attached to you, you can make hints about items you like (in private communications so others don't call you out for this) or would like to get but can't afford. Keep in mind not to straight up ask for items (this only works if you are at a very advanced stage) but either instead hint at items that are fun or be sad and depressed because you can't get said item. A very easy trick is if you aren't in the mood to ERP because of not being able to afford something or have some bill you can't pay (this is incredible effective at getting gifts because they obviously want to cum and think this will change your mood and get them instant ERP). -continued-
>>502030
What'd you mean? I'm pretty sure I said yesterday what I was after... I want you Nue..
>>502021
that's lewd!
Awoo! Awoooo!
I want to make you happy!
>>502041
In character or out of character?
Do you want Nue the character I play or the poster often referred to as Nue?
>>502040
"I would love to ERP but I'm just not feeling in the mood because...."
You also need to comment how other friends have bought you items, this will not only make them feel as though they have to compete for attention (which you are now rationing) but that giving gifts is not a silly thing and they aren't being dumb to do so because others are doing it (again an important stage, the first gift is usually the hardest to get them to give).
7.ERP should now start to be gradually rationed. Any gifts, no matter how small should be rewarded with ERP and make sure they cum. Bigger gifts should be rewarded with far more attention, more ERP when they want it and generally just more "affection". This is of course to encourage this behaviour going forward. The key here is to judge where the relationship is, don't start cutting back until you think you have them attached and desperate for release. A gift should garner your full attention, lots of love and of course an orgasm.
8.If you start to lose your guys then simple send them a message telling them you're horny and desperately need them to ERP with you, you need to rebuild the link you had before and make sure they orgasm from the ERP. The point again is to build on the emotional release from cumming and assosciate it with you, the goal is to get them to have genuine feelings for you from this constant orgasm release you are giving them and for that to follow through into being given gifts and money.
9.Try not to give any real life info outside of the character you play, you are that character. Also don't give any real contact details because if they realise what you're doing it could get ugly. Before someone says this does not work, I have had well over 50 full price games bought for me, multiple items from cash shops in games, had money sent via paypal and even had a new computer bought for me from ERP, so yes it does work.
I guess I'll check this hub out.
>>502042
Still not good enough, there's something about you that puts me off, maybe you should forget about it anon.
>>502049
Are you saying what happened yesterday was in character? I'm not that commited to my role.. Is that wrong? And I want you!
>>502069
Oh no, the call wasn't in character.
I just was wondering whether it was me you wanted.
It's not really fair to do this in the threads if you want me and not Nue.
>>502079
Yeah but if I do it outside of the thread youll say it's to personal and you don't think of me in that way(whatever it is)
You're really weird, but I kinda like that!
>>502087
have people given you vocawoos before?
I'm starting to think about doing it
>>502108
I wanted to hit that nigga with a Vocaroo but then I find out my headset stopped working. This is going to be a shitty day.
>>502108
Every now and then I get a pitty awoo... I really aint cute enough for getting people to do it for me.
>>502121
Aw, I'd be doing it for your cuteness though to be honest with you.
>>502068
Hey there lover~
>>502250
Greetings, Elena. You're looking well.
>>502291
I feel like absolute death though.
But I'll get well... just a few more days in a haze.
But I'm fit for action~
>>502310
>I chuckle softly.
I'll bet you are. We never did finish our session, but we could always go on a fresh start, if you wish.
Morning fleshlings. Hope you guys got some good fucking in while i was asleep.
I found a Nue!
>>502393
Greetings, Ainz. I did not know that liches needed sleep, or is that something unique to your realm?
>>502462
It isn't so much sleep as it is meditation. I've been lost in thought as of late. Many things way heavy on my mind and i required clarity only a night of reflection could offer.
>Rubs my eyes and yawns
Hello everyone
>>502395
>>502503
good morning
>>502508
How long are you going to keep putting off our love?
>>502518
>Nods sleepily
Mornin
>>502501
Ah, that makes more sense. I'm sure someone of your position has much to think about.
Fuuuuuuck senpai lmao I'm lit as fuck right now, just woke up to a shit storm but I'm still kickin senpai whats poppin witchall?
>>502378
We could resume from where we left off, or start over, with a little more pace this time.
However you want it, I'm ready.
>>502503
Hey there lover.
>>502552
Bah. Life, un-death. We all have the same things weighing us down. That will never change
>>502583
Careful about those shit storms. Got sharks in em
>>502611
God I love that picture
How are you?
>>502583
Did you wake up with that guys cock in your mouth?
>>502627
Damn senpai I ain't wanna get shark fucked lmao I'm just tryin to be chill
>>502642
>I wish nigga sleep fetish best fetish
Yo dekomori real talk
Me
You
Jarome
We should get it poppin desu senpai
>>502629
Detoxing.
Returned to earth during the night.
Not fun.
>mfw
>>502656
Detox is always fun
I think I would prefer reentry
>>502611
Hmm, this is a difficult choice, I would like to finish, since I was close, but starting a fresh, new scenario is very tempting. This is quite the dilemma.
>>502627
Indeed, for the many millennia I have existed there will always be that something that haunts me.
>>502676
I'll just stick to dying thank you dear.
I might just go crazy and stab a bunch of shit again.
Or just go and fuck my neighbor...
Decisions... Decisions...
>>502680
You WERE close, as was I, however, that is no longer the case dear. So maybe we could start over and get it over with once and for all?
>>502655
W-what?
Why would I wanna do anything with that lolifondler!
And you, y-you wanna do things do me in my sleep.
>>502737
Fuck and stab your neighbour?
>>502741
Its aight senpai cause I'd be there to support you homie, it'd be like me and you against him lmao. Senpai I wouldn't mind it desu but I'd prolly just tie your hair in knots so you woke up and it would be all fucked up lmao
>>502748
I'd rather not stab her.
She's the type of girl to bring guns to knife fights.
>>502753
>>502655
You're one of the best role players in these threads, I love that gangsta loli thing you have going on.
>>502783
Thanks senpai its nice to see some niggas out here diggin what I put out, be sure to like, subscribe follow me on twitter and listen to my mixtape
>>502783
>>502737
Heheh, you make a valid point. Very well, then, a fresh start it is.
>>502753
That lolitickler probably likes being dominated by girls smaller than him. I-I won't fall for it!
You wouldn't dare, or prepare to face des!
>>502760
Bring a knife and a gun then!
Try and remember the basics of CQC snake
>>502808
>equips dps gear
Senpai you ain't want the sauce I'll body that ass, more so in fighting games but still tho lmao
You tellin me you ain't wanna fuck wit a real nigga like Jarome and bully him together with me? baka senpai we'd make such a good team real talk
>>502813
kek.
>>502807
I'm tired dying and lazy, you set the initiative.
>This_is_me_taking_advantage_of_you.jpg
>>502808
Nigga Lolidom is totally one of those top tier fetishes I can't admit I'd be into if my tastes swung that way.
Britbong popo ain't like the lolo.
Someone smaller and dramatically weaker having the power in the relationship is hot as fuck when done right (Motherfucker if you reading this and you'll know if it you I'm talking about why'd you have to go back it rapey and be such a painslut sub, also I told you piss ain't my jam.)
>tfw can't erp unless I know what they look like
>tfw [spoiler]don't like sissy faggots[/spoiler]
Why oh why
>>502841
Don't erp, just talk to someone on skype and talk to each other dirty.
You would hate erp with the mindset you have.
>>502870
But I've done it before, both with and without knowing; not knowing just doesn't cut it.
>>502825
>I walk over to you, smirking as I stare at your face.
Perhaps a little fun will help you recover?
>I get up next to you, grabbing your right breast in my hand and massaging it.
Yooo where my nigga Anzu at fám
>>502821
kukuku, do you have a death wish? Just wait until you get street fighter, you'll pray for des.
Bullying him does sound like fun...
He'd probably go crazy just from alittle teasing the lolisub
>>502834
How depraved, wanting someone smaller to take advantage of their cute bodies to seduce someone much bigger and then use them for their own pleasure.
Tying them up and then teasing with them until they...
>drools
>>502900
>dubs confirm I'm here senpai
Yo whaddup nigga how you be? Unless you be talkin about the yugioh anzu lmao but she ain't a nigga she bottom bitch
>>502902
Yo you don't want the rounds senpai better believe I beat that ass
>but you sayin that makes me want dekomori x anzu more
Whenever I get sf4 I'll hook you up wit my steam so I can beat that ass lmao
>>502924
My nigga I'm gettin MKX today come see me fám. You don't wanna get these hands when I'm Reptile my nigga.
>>502944
>dubs confirmed
Senpai I don't own MKX but then again I don't think I want to desu game looks lame as hell lmao. I don't like how much it look like bnb spammin and punish like there no footsies and shit, just rushdown
>Which is also why I might not get sf5 but I know I will anyway
>>502962
My nigga I kno you be into fighters n shit but you play any dark souls fám? Nigga don't wanna see me in dark souls pvp I whup that as bruh
>>502924
When I win you'll have to go a whole week without head pets, it's too late to regret being foolish!
>I'm not ready for this rivalry romance
>implooping I don't have your steam
>Teehee
>>502984
Tbh senpai you would beat my shit in dark souls lmao everytime I play I make a vitality/endurance builds wearing heavy ass armor. Idk how it always happen senpai but it do, I love bein tanky lmao
>>502993
>You know this rivalry is dope tho
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>Are you streetfighteranon?
Damn senpai a whole week, I'ma go extra try hard on my evil ryu links lmao better watch yourself
Oh my god I need food
>>503006
Nigga you weak as fuck fám, vit/end builds ain't shit in PvP lmao. You gotta step up your game my nigga, dex builds are str8 fire.
>>503035
Senpai all I do is co op online and tank bosses while niggas go ham, you feel like a real nigga sittin in a bosses face like that lmao, I ain't to good at the pvp either I can't get into rollin around like a fag, reminds me of brawl baka
>>503009
I just made a delicious deli turkey sandwhich on whole wheat toast. It now sits in my inventory with 40 others until i need to regen some MP or i meet a hungry NPC
>>503006
>This brings new meaning to face your rival
>M-maybe
Sorry you have to suffer but its the punishment for those who go up against the great dekomori. B-bring it own, you'll regret des in the end.
>>503009
She rapes food too!
>>503006
>Vit/end
>not having a wizard build
SHAME
>>503051
You be summoning niggas n shit? Fám that's weak AF. You gotta solo the game or you ain't a real nigga.
>>503079
>kek'd/10
Damn senpai whats good I been meanin to tell you the threads moved glad to see you around homie
>Here I am tryin to get it in with a nigga and I already know the nigga
>>503082
Senpai I've never heard a nigga agree with my build honestly lmao but I still love doin that shit
>>503089
Nah senpai niggas summon me, I got a save file at all bosses to help people if they need it, I just like helpin niggas out who need a big meat shield lmao
>>503134
>dissing the mystic arts.
Fuck are you on nigga magic is the shit way better than the technology your lazy as relies on
>>503181
>technology
My nigga if you ain't usin a sword you ain't usin shit lmao magic is for bitch niggas who be standin at a safe distance and castin sparkly shit. Real niggas use weapons fám
>>503206
Smh senpai real niggas use stone armor and shield fuck outa here, you a pussy whipped nigga rollin around quick as hell with rapiers and shit lmao
>>503134
You got a problem with magic son. I'll turn you into a skelly so quick it'll make your head spin
>>503213
Stone armor? Nigga you dumb, shit is heavy as fuck and ain't even that good lmao might as well use full Havel's my nigga, just as heavy but way better protection from shit. Step it up fám.
>>503225
But stone armor helps so much against four kings senpai and thats the spot most niggas tell me to come help at baka
>>503216
Nigga you ain't shit and your anime was trash lmao fuck outta here son.
>>503234
Nigga Havel's armor is just as heavy n shit but is the strongest armor in the game bruh. Your build be twisted my nigga lmao.
>>503242
Senpai I'm ass at dark souls desu I just kinda fuck around and hope for the best lmao but I fuck that ass up in fighting games tho
>>503235
Fuck your shit son. Overlord was great. Needs the rest of the arcs but i still loved what we got.
Truth be told the only game i ever actually used a magic caster was Dragon's Dogma. Magic makes the souls series to easy.
>>503248
Aight aight nigga I see you in MKX my nigga I beat that ass and hitchu wit the fatality lmao.
>>503263
baka nigga you play a low tier ass fighter nigga gotta get with the times and play some street fighter homie. MKX too easy to pick up every nigga can get good in like a day lmao
>>503249
My nigga it wasn't even the best anime of the season lmao Rokka no Yuusha was trill AF my dude. Fuck outta here with your overpowered MC n shit lmao
>>503280
Nigga why you mad, you just salty cuz some nigga pulled your head off or some shit lmao fuck outta here
>>503242
>mfw I can't even beat ceaseless discharge
>>503288
>Dubs checked
Nah senpai I just got real taste for fighting games homie, been around the block and I can tell the mechanics and shit are weak, everythin to easy with how the crossups and overheads are baka
>>503293
Nigga
>how are you that bad
>I'm not even good and he was a cakewalk
>>503249
>Dragons Dogma
Mah nigga
>>503293
NIGGA, you fuckin wit me? Damn bruh, Ceaseless is a basic bitch, nigga ain't even close to the hardest boss. You can cheese that ass all day long, knock him into the lava n shit. My nigga you weak AF, step that game up or just quit lmao
>>503281
Nigga you never bustin out some cheat codes or turning on god mode? I think you don't know how to have fun. Underdog stories are great but sometimes you wanna see a bad ass be a bad ass.
>>503298
Nigga I bet you mad cuz you couldn't beat Shao Khan in MK9 lmao nigga was brutal AF
>>503298
>>503305
>mfw I make it to the stairs and he hits me with fire then I walk up to him and before I have a chance to do anything he does it again killing me
>>503316
Tbh senpai I haven't even played it cause I know the game gunna be ass in comparison to street fighter for serious gameplay baka
>Nigga shao kahn hard in every mk game lmao
Why this threads are mostly casual RP than erotic? I asked to play with someone more than one time and I got refused.. I am really so unfortunate that even RP'd girls refuse me? ;-;
>>503342
Nigga, you stupid or some shit? You don't walk up to Ceaseless like a dumb nigga lmao you gotta be hidin in that alcove my dude, bait his tentacle smash and beat that ass when he gets stuck.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TS55OyFDjz
>>503354
There's been a rather dramatic decrease in the amount of erp that happens here since the ban.
>>503399
This is 10/10
>>503402
Well maybe if the faggot mods even read the rules they were enforcing
>>503417
4chan was down yesterday, here is the twitter post about it.
>There's a trouble on network. I don't know what happens. And, I don't know how and who fixed it. Anyway 4chan runs as usual, now.
https://twitter.com/4chan
That should say it all.
>>503402
What ban?
Where is everyone?
>>503639
In about 2 hours the thread should pick up a lot.
>>503639
I'm busy awooing alone in the cold darkness, knowing I have no one to awoo too
This looks like a nice safe spot for an innocent boy.
*sits down and starts drinking milk*
>>503654
It ain't so bad. I won't be awooing with anyone anymore soon also
>>503649
Is that a bulge or am i eyes decieving me?
>>503669
Why wont you be awooing, sweetie?
>>503659
Yes drink all your milk. Grow into a nice strong skeleton
>>503670
Oh, the things she has done to anons with that bulge.
>>503674
Meh. I'm probably going to be single again by Christmas. It was a fun two and a half years. I ain't done fighting but ready to accept what happens. If our AWOOOO's should grow silent. So be it.
>>503691
Sounds amazing to be honest.
>>503704
It is to be honest.
>>503659
That's not milk.
Senpai I'm feelin fucked up desu I'm like, not even here right now lmao how my niggas doin tho? How y'all be?
good fucking morning. i can see i missed a shitstorm last thread, thank god.
my nofap is over and im about to just spend the entire day fapping and getting all of my tributes done.
>>503749
sup anzu
>headpats
>>503749
Meh. Playin some mgsv before i have to work
>>503765
>Presses her head into your hand as you pat her
Nothin much senpai, its been a rough day so far desu but I'm still alive and kickin, surprisingly
>>503771
I heard that game is pretty dope desu but I only ever played like the first MGS lmao I'm not about that console life
>>503654
I-I could awoo with you in a bit
I see this thread almost everyday and i'm very interested can anyone show me how this goes?
>>503725
Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone.
>>503802
It has some pretty glaring flaws but i still enjoy it. I've always loved the series. Just trying to burn through getting s ranks and objectives in missions so i can keep playing bloodborne
/healslut/ is back again, if anyone is in dire need of meDICKal attention!
Daily reminder.
Ghosts don't have faces.
>>503890
i could definitely use a topping off
>>503890
>not using poison and toxic magic to heal
full pleb
>>503890
Hmm, I'm in the mood but I'd probably be best off going out of character considering I know your tastes.
>>503908
Tell me where it hurts baby, I'll have to make this a quick check-up~
>>503913
>mfw your lich ass gets hurt by the best kind of healing
>>503816
>drops to her knees in-front of you, rubbing her face into your crotch and stares up into your eyes as her tongue laps and curls all around your bulge.
Could I service your cock and balls sir? or at least allow me to smell and worship your majestic shaft and fertile balls..
>>503937
>I'll have to make this a quick check-up~
fine with me, thats exactly what i was hoping for.
>i drop my pants and underwear to reveal my erect dick, standing at attention. i point down at it.
right here.
>>503978
Oh yes go ahead i'd like to see how much of my dick you can fit in your mouth
>tfw spending another christmas alone
It's fine, I don't know why I expected anything else.
>The boy once again enters
>He stands in the corner blushing and silent
.....
>>504013
I-i can make you company if y-you want
>>504029
Oh you'd keep a clown company?
>>503987
>I waste no time sauntering up close to you, grinding my hips against your cock, holding it between our bodies and enjoying the warm pulse against my flesh.
Where would you like to put it today, sir?
>>504003
Hey! I was just showing you how it goes.
>>504051
Well then don't stop show me more
>>504036
>i reach around and grab your ass with both hands, giving it a squeeze before pulling you forward and pressing our bodies even closer, grinding myself against you a bit.
since you're in a hurry, i'd say your mouth and hands should do fine for today. maybe we can go for a full service healing session another time.
>>504035
>gulp
S-sure
>>504025
-Create low level undead-
>The cold clammy embrace of death fell upon the boy. The warmth of life was replaced with the desire to be spooky and generally terrifying
>>504062
>My hands slide down slowly from your broad shoulders to your chest, eventually reaching all the way down to your waist before taking hold of your waiting cock, caressing the velvety soft skin with my fingertips lightly.
How very kind of you! I'll be certain to give you extra good service~
>>504081
no thnx i'm just gonna go :/
>>504093
>He look at it terrified at the look of the undead
Ahhh!!! I'm just looking for Nue! Don't come closer!
>>504136
>rephrasing
>Looked terrified at the undead*
>>504013
Senpai christmas alone is dope as fuck cause you ain't gotta worry about another nigga lmao
>can't afford to give gifts out already
>Less niggas less gifts
>>504110
>my cock twitches at your touch, loving the feel of your fingertips along its length. my tip is already oozing precum, and as you pass over it with your fingertips, precum is spread all across my shaft.
im looking forward to it. ive been in need of a few strong heals for a while now.
>>504067
>>504067
We can sit by the fireplace and cuddle in a blanket.
>>504169
Really? That sounds great
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand the concept of love
>>504236
Nue~
>>504184
Really really, we can even have a laptop near us so we can shitpost and watch movies while being comfy
>>504366
>Not sitting by the window with a blanket over you drinking hot cocao and small talk.
DROPPED
Rangers, form up. It's time to fight.
>>504384
Can't drop what you never picked up babe!
Plus fireplace is better, listening to it crackle as you watch the flame
>boards go down in the middle of ERP
cool
>>504394
Oh, I never picked you up? What have I been doing the last few days then?
And I disagree, watching the snow fall feels alot more winter and christmasii, then some stupid fireplace.
>>504416
I-its cool because I wasn't part of the ERP, sometime I might actually get the courage to join in.
>>504430
I don't know, you never said you picked me up, just that you became my boyfriend.
But snow is great and I love it, its less consistent, if/when it snows we can do that then, when its not snowing we can sit by the campfire. Easy compromise
>>504430
>sneaks up behind you getting awkwardly close
Who says you need courage to join in senpai? Bouta just creep up inside ya you feel homie?
>>503890
I wish there was a Jinx here to feed penis to
>>504236
THERE IS NO LOVE
LOVE IS VERBOTEN
>>504449
Ah, good, then use your other buttsluts for the fireplace and reserver a spot for me when it starts snowing!
>>504464
I'm sorry, I'm not native english, can you try again? Also we are you so close?!
>>504464
>tfw idea of banging a loli speaking like a ghetto bitch turns me on
wtf I don't even usually like loli
>>504608
>LOVE IS VERBOTEN
unlike booby
>>503399
repost plz
>>504610
Fine I will, you can fap by the window while you watch me fuck them by the fireplace.
>>504610
Its aight senpai you don't gotta know what I'm say
>creeps up closing to the point of touching your leg
You only gotta know what I be doin you feel?
>>504633
>dubs checked
Its aight senpai I'm pretty dope desu but I don't erp too much, but lately I been tryin to get gucci with some niggas but you gotta wait till my nigga Jarome get here so I ask him, he my pimp
>>504738
KEKED, if you do that I wont watch the snow with you.
>>504774
I don't even know what to say at this point, are you okay?
>>504879
FINE, I will sit by the window with you instead, you better keep me warm though, I need body heat so no clothes.
>>504879
Nah senpai I'm lit as fuck right now lmao I'm feelin wobbly like a sunnabitch. desu I'm not even here atm lmao I'm just spacin out and chillen on some shit
>tfw finally fixed the bad lighting problem for the tribute videos
its too bad i cant do all of these with daylight, makes things a lot easier
>>504913
Since you don't seem to understand. Gropy doesn't speak english as a native language. He won't understand your urban slang
>>504913
fuck the awoo
>>504936
Shiiieeet nigga got me fuck up sorry senpai tell em I mean like I'm fucked up on some drugs atm, I ain't feelin like myself lmao
>tfw you on mars right now
>>504947
I wanna nuzzle your cute little butt ghetto Anzu
>>504901
To late, you can sit by the window, but not in my blanket! And yes, there's a no cloth rule in this house.
>>504913
Uhm, I know the word senpai? Is that approinate in this situation?
>>504937
Don't touch the awoo!
>>504960
baka senpai you gotta wait till my nigga Jarome in the hood you feel? I think I'm bouta nap or some shit so I can wake up and not feel so lit lmao, but I'll prolly give y'all the hookup after me and Jarome get it goin on senpai
>>504965
Fine I just remove your blanket and get you my bigger, better, fluffier one.
>>504947
(I'm a moron ignore everything I say)
>>504993
Lewd.
LEWD!
>>504998
>so close to trips I sneezed
Aight senpai keep it real tho
I'm gunna go nap for a lil bit see if this shit wear off in a few hours, gettin dizzy
>>505019
It gunna be lewd when that nigga show up lmao tryin to get Dekomori to tag wit me so we can 2 loli girl dom his ass, she a pure cutie tho so rip
>>505034
I love Deko.
Once was lucky enough to have a threesome with a Dekomori and Rikka. So good.
This look a safe spot for an innocent boy. At least these girls won't do anything lewd to me.
*sits down and licks ice cream cone*
>>505273
Can I get a taste of the cone anon? What kind did you get, vanilla?
>>504998
If it is so big, there's no reason for us to touch!
>>505309
I want to touch you, thats all the reason i need.
>>505309
Oh your so cute! Yes, it is vanilla. Soft, creamy vanilla. You want a lick?
>>505320
That's a cute Suika.
I'm more of a Yuugi man, but that's cute.
>>505399
I post suika when I'm drunk otherwise I post clownpiece. They are just the both sides of my personality is all. An alcoholic who is insane
>>505320
Yeah, but I need a better reason for allowing you too!
>>505367
Sounds nice, did you get anything added on it? And ofcourse I would! W-would you mind holding it still?
>>505419
>drunk
>typing perfectly
I think you mean tipsy, you don't seem to know what drunk is.
>>505479
Probably, I should have said drinking, but I'm also an alcoholic. You sort of get use to this sort of thing after drinking nearly every single day for the past 2 and a half years.
>>505444
I added some crushed peanuts and, because of the holidays, a cherry topping. Come closer while I hold this for you.
>>505444
A cute girl and trips. Nice.
>>505507
F-fine
>Sits on the bench, just next to you, but still making sure bodies doesn't touch
Heh... I think the cherry top was a really nice pick, well done! We should share it.
>>505653
You're way cuter anon, but I got the trips just for you~
I decided to lay down today and I accidentally fell asleep for 4 hours....
Oops~<3
I'm exhausted, and the sickness is back :(
>>505733
im sorry to hear that. ive got something for you that might wake you up though, if you want it.
(guess who)
>>505744
I already know, cum anon~
>>505761
you didnt answer my question though. ill hold off on it if youre too sick for all that right now but otherwise let me know and ill post it.
>>505775
I think I'll be able to handle it<3
>>505790
>tfw sweet release after nofap
>>505811
1/4
>>505822
2/4
>>505715
Yes we should.
>places ice cream cone near your mouth.
Here, you take a few good licks.
>>505827
3/4
>>505733
You need to take care of yourself... and stop pleasuring 10 anons for hours straight if it helps
>>505837
4/4
>>505854
Granted, I say that and I'm resisting the urge to e-mail you and try and get off.
>>505854
>I think that's gonna be the plan...
>probably....<3
ive heard that before...in fact, it was just yesterday.
>they look so much better too~! I'm glad messing with the brightness was able to get results as good as these <3
thanks, i spent a bit last night fucking around with various lighting options. it actually depends a lot on the picture being used, too.
>>505922
Put some lens flare on your dick when you cum fagget.
>>505811
why not print a picture rather than fucking up your monitor?
I don't get how people can do this
>>505954
im glad to have gotten this reply, because i actually put a piece of plastic over the monitor so i dont get cum on it. the fact that you couldnt even tell means i was very successful at getting the lighting just right for the video.
id print a picture but my printer hasnt had ink in it in over a year and this is cheaper than buying some because im a poorfag.
>>505974
Ah, that makes sense. Yea that's actually better sounding than printing shit out, nice work desu
>>505854
Have you received any nice dicks recently?
>>505914
I'm sure you can still get off to me even if I can't directly do it, right~? <3
>>506026
More than I know what to do with~
Always accepting more though <3
>>505498
Word, i usually get drunk as fuck but if i'm laying down and concentrating i can type perfectly on a computer, might mispell a word or two but english is not even my native language so i think i do pretty well
PS: I'm drinking right now, some Mint Fernet Branca with Coke, inb4 chugged down a few beers and a wine carton lol
>>506244
literally built for sex
>>505844
How can you cum so much!
I cum 1/10th of that..
ayy yo what up homies?
Jarome in the HOUSE
>>506442
thanks, im not really sure myself though. i drink nothing but water, it might be that, but ive been told my cum is also really watery as a result. i havent fapped in two days despite blueballing really hard, but i dont think i came any more than i usually do, it was just much denser and thick i think.
>>506462
sup bro
>>506667
shit nigga you almost got quads
Jarome doin good, g
got a day off out of nowhere
>>506244
>Always accepting more though
Christ, you're insatiable.
... not that I have a problem with that.
>>506505
It's much better than mine.. I cum something that is like really thick coconut milk and its just enough to fill my bellybutton
>>506686
So close to friggin quads... I scored a lot of money, bought like a fucking year worth of booze and weed so i'll probably not remember a second of the next few weeks kek
I NEED RELEASE
>>506777
>trips
You can come now, anon~
>>506748
I try hard~!
It becomes just a little hard when peach is kinda sick <3
>Watching amateur gay porn with qt crossdressing jap guys.
>They start holding hands with interlocked fingers about half way in.
LEEEEEEEEEEWD
>>506816
Demons don't handle tender feelings well, huh?
>>506816
YOU MUST GIVE ME THE RELEASE I SEEK
>>506831
They were moaning and thrusting and he was riding in the other guy's lap while he was dressed as Shimakaze
And then they held hands and I started blushing and looked away.
>>506839
who.ru?
welp, 2 faps down, 3 to go
>>506858
the name's anon, and i came to the thread to jerk it.
>>506810
And I like how you try! You're such a sweet princess.
Get well soon. We all already miss having sex with you.
>>506858
>And then they held hands and I started blushing and looked away.
Keep it up with that kinda dirty talk and I'll be forced to fuck your mouth.
>>506858
*pouts*
You never let me ride your cock.
>>506987
Hmm?
>>506985
Anon how would that be a punishment?
>>506899
And what is stopping you?
>>507049
Let me rub my cock on your face
>>507049
well, i have nobody to help me if you know what i'm saying. so I looked, and you're the first i saw. so what do you say?
>>507049
>Anon how would that be a punishment?
I wouldn't let you swallow my load.
>>507049
I would cum on your back instead of in your ass.
>>507107
I doubt you have the self control to stop yourself long enough to pull out.
>>507089
Wow, you just resort to the first guy you see?
Pretty pathetic.
>>507129
How is that meant to be appealing?
>>507087
And I'd want this why? What's in it for me?
>>507155
It's supposed to be a punishment. You need cum to drain lifeforce from someone. I waste it by cumming on your back instead of inside one of your holes.
>>507155
>Wow, you just resort to the first guy you see?
Pretty pathetic.
I don't see anyone else coming forward. you're a succubus, no? don't you really like cum? it really seems like you're the only one who can help me right now.
>>507205
>implying succubi can't absorb life essence through skin so they can enjoy bukkake
Anon, you look like an amateur~<3
I come in here a lot and expect the lack of self-respect when I do but what's going on right now is pushing past cringe and the absolutely reeks of desperation more than usual.
>>507231
I didn't know you're an expert in incubi.
>>507155
If they are this desperate make them lick your ass and suck your dick.
>>507247
What anon said.
>>507155
>I doubt you have the self control to stop yourself long enough to pull out.
I have the self-control of an elder star-god.
>>507246
shh man it's funny
>>507247
Peach knows many things
especially when it comes to fucking <3
