OK /trash/ I need your help.
In roughly 24 hours at 22:00 PST (6:00 UTC) we are all going to fap. To what is irrelevant, but I need you all to fap at this hour. you will continue to fap until 22:30 PST/6:00 UTC where we will all ejaculate. Edge if you have to, I can only allow a leeway of exactly 3 minutes before that time.
It would be best at the reading of this message to restict yourself from masturbation and wait for the hour given.
Make sure to drink plenty of water within the next 24 hours. If at all possible try not to eat as well, while the day long fast is not necessary, it will help.
>>498038
Sorry meant 6:30 UTC as the target time for ejaculation.
>>498038
>faps and cum
Sorry.
>To what is irrelevant
I can see so many ways this can go wrong, but I'll contribute.
i will do it
will you tell us what for?
Is this for science?
>>498479
Not exactly but it will be fun for you either way.
>>498529
Sort of
>>498579
fapping is fun!
the burdensome thing here is waiting a whole 22 hours???
>>498594
It is necessary for the best result.
Humanity can go weeks, months without masturbation, surely we can last a day.
>>498621
What is the point of this?
I'll still do it
>>498661
The penis is a very, very, very powerful organ.
I will leave it at that.
>>498752
Tell us why!
Im in.
If nothing else, I'm down for a group fap with other /trash/cans.
Fuck fasting though.
With 15 hours left I will stress the importance of making sure you cum at 6:00 UTC.
If you are one who is quick to cum, please edge until that time. anytime you feel like you are about to cum before the given time, STOP. Let go and give yourself a minute or two before you begin again.
For those of you who can last much longer and find even 30 minutes too short, I implore you to use your "go to" within the last 5 minutes, the image, video, or whatever that makes you cum every time.
Again I can allow no earlier than 3 minutes to 6:00 PTC. No later than 30 seconds after 6:00 PTC
>>502013
*No later than 30 seconds after 6:00 UTC
>>498038
>To what is irrelevant
On the contrary, we should all fap to Katia Managan. We could use this as a spell to make her real.
>>502152
>Using this on anything other than pokewaifus
U funny, mang
>>502013
So wait am I fapping at 6:00 UTC and cumming at 6:30 UTC or am I supposed to cum at 6:00 UTC?
>>503729
The former.
I apologize for the confusion.
We will start at 6:00 UTC and finish at 6:30 UTC.
You have three minutes leeway before 6:30 to finish and 30 seconds leeway after 6:30.
4 hours remain. If you have not decided to join yet it is not too late.
Under 1 hour.
At this point anyone willing to go through with this have made their decision. For that I thank you. Others may join if they want but the time is up for anyone who has already fapped sometime within the last 3 hours. I will bump one last time in the last 5 minutes before we begin.
Hello, /trash/, my name is Dr. William Patterson, a Geophysicist with the American Geophysical Union. I am here today to warn you all to not go through with this plan. If it succeeds, it will throw the earth .00000000000000001 cm out of orbit. This may not seem like an issue, but even such a small change to the planet's natural deviance could have devastating effects.
I implore you to reconsider your actions, for the sake of all living things on the planet.
>>511405
the earths orbit tightens and lessens with much more than that naturally. stop talking bullshit, our small change wont be dangerous at all
This seems strangely erotic.
Fapping with a bunch of random people at the exact same time, all finishing at the exact same time.
Fuck it, I'll join.
>>511465
This.
It's oddly exciting even though I don't know any of you fuckers.
why the fuck not?
How many people are waiting? Just curious.
Also, is it really that hard for people to finish within a window of at least a few seconds? It's not a problem for me... I know I'll finish at 30 minutes on the nose, dunno about everyone else.
>>511627
I'm waiting.
really quickly, am i supposed to stay in this thread and post shit or am i free to go anywhere for my fap?
>>511627
me 2
>>511627
>>511661
I think you can go anywhere, but I'm gonna use what's in the thread, only because I assume other fags are doing the same.
>>511661
>To what is irrelevant,
It doesn't matter where or what you fap to, just fap
17 minutes till go
don't do this op is isis
>>511305
>he can't fap multiple times in an hour
>>511710
You shouldn't for this.
You can join either way though people who have masturbated at any point in the last 3 hours are ABSOLUTELY useless to me here.
>>511678
Should I just go ahead and dump this whole comic?
>>511742
I'll stop if anyone asks me to.
>>511755
>>511763
>>511755
don't
>>511768
TEN MINUTES FAGGOTS
GET IN HERE, WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE A WANK TOGETHER
IT'S NOT GAY, PROMISE
>>511773
>>511770
Don't stop? hokay.
>>511787
>>511800
>>511811
>>511824
>>511832
>>511824
>you shouldn't just go around sucking dicks without introducing yourself
nice
>>511840
5 minutes.
This will be my last post in this thread until 6:30 UTC
thank you to all valid participants
>>511849
>>511856
>>511862
>>511854
My pants are off already, let's do this shit.
>>511854
b-but my fetish is just casually talking with people while we're both jacking off
>>511872
>>511882
>>511878
>>>/ERP/
>>511885
>>511892
>>511896
GO GO GO
>>511902
>>511890
What else are we going to do here though?
ok well uh
now what
>>511910
shit now i gotta do this one handed somehow
>>511917
>>511922
Aaand done.
Enjoy, faggots~
>>511930
thanks
accidentally came early, welp
How's everyone doing?
>>512052
p gud, i got some futashy to hold me over and some tatsumaki for the big finish
>>512052
Arm is tired, breathing's heavy
just about there
>>512052
I lost sensation in my dick.
Ah. shiiiiit
Okay, time to start!
that was amazing
>>511854
Now what ?
all you faggots talking about losing sensation dont know how to fucking pace
Came all over my thigh, shit.
>>512212
Jelq!
A few of you actually made it, for that I couldn't be happier.
the test in the end was bittersweet but I got exactly what I wanted after all out of it.
Without letting too much be known, you have opened the door to a wonderful solution. This is an amazing night. with this result, within the next 4 years there will be another night like this on a far grander scale using both Male and Female. for now this is all you need to know.
For some of you this probably felt much better than just fapping on your own. There is reason for that.
I can't thank you all enough.
>>512255
>>512255
That DID feel fucking amazing and I shot harder than usual. Explain your science now, anon
>>512255
Just kidding, I just wanted to jerk off thinking about a bunch of other people doing it at the same time to get off. There was no social experiment or anything going on, and nothing will happen in 4 years. Thanks for playing along, everyone.
>>512301
can we do it again
>>512370
im in for more sessions
>>512275
The power to create and the power to nurture and grow belong to the opposites.
Despite it, we all belong to one and remain connected.
This should be a regular /trash/ thing
>>512424
I don't know what the fuck you're saying but tonight was great and felt better than fapping by myself. Do more of these.
Repetition might increase the success rate.
Now that I know this works as I'd hoped, IDEALLY I'd only do these threads every two weeks and IDEALLY you would hold off on masturbating until that time for the absolute best results.
But I know none of you can do that because you are all hopelessly addicted to this feeling.
We can try for sometime next week if you want.
>What you SHOULD DO (even though you likely won't)
-Hold off on masturbating the entire week until the day and time given.
-Continue drinking PLENTY of water
-Exercise daily
-Eat moderately
-Fast 24 hours before
-Meditate daily
>What you CAN do for acceptable results
-Hold off on masturbating 24 hours before the given day and time
-Continue drinking plenty of water
-eat extremely lightly 24 hours before
>"Fuck your results I just want to hop in and group fap"
-Do not fap 3 hours before the given time
>"Fuck that too, I'm fapping anyway"
-Whatever
>>512752
nice
>>512752
>Expecting me to even MAKE the 30 minute mark after having not fapped for an entire week.
You realize most people wouldn't even make a third of that after going 7 days without fapping, right?
>>512841
That is what edging is for. If you feel like ejaculating, let go and wait 1 or 2 minutes.
Additionally that's what proper meditation should help you with but, again, I know you won't do it.
>>512870
The issue is that I outright loose sensation in my dick after a while and can't accurately edge.
>>512885
>For you, actually waiting and holding off on masturbating the whole week could do you wonders and might be best for you in the long run.
>>512908
I did not mean to green but I repeat >>512885
you should wait the week.
>>512752
So wait, are we doing this again next week?
>>512954
I will try once more within the Thurs/Fri day period as these two days produce the best results.
Would have to be the same exact time.
>>511824
>Spicy semen
Is there any food a person could actually eat to give themselves spicy-tasting cum?
>>513034
cinnamon i guess?
Op this looks funny I will wait patiently till next week to join
A whole week? Yikes. I'll see what I can do.
I just woke up an hour ago and I'm already rocking a half chub cause I left a tab from sankaku channel open from last night.
>>502152
This seems like great opportunity to create some sort of depraved internet masturbation cult.
[spoiler]AWAKEN, MY WAIFUS.[/spoiler]
>There are people here RIGHT NOW who don't imagine being used as every anon's mind broken cum bucket while everyone cums at the same time.
>>498101
>Posting sexyfur.
So what was this ritual about ? What did you use all this sexual energy for ?
I don't mind violating myself for OP I just want to know why.
Looking through the thread got me to start stroking already. Eh, I guess I'll keep going until I nut.
>>519981
D-do you mind if I fap with you ?
>>520030
join in. If you like, I'll tell you when I cum. got anything fun to look at together?
>>520038
Please do, but I probably won't last long, I didn't fap since last friday.
Well I don't know about your fetishes... I'm not /mlp/ or /fur/ at all but I'm not against trying it if that's your thing.
>>520073
I'm into /mlp/ but if you got any tan ladies, that'll make me blow quick.
>>520092
What kind ?
>>520144
>>520144
oh fuck, that's good. Lingerie or veils/bellydancing on them too will make me lose it. Love that one already.
>>520175
I am kinda sad that I missed out on this, hope I catch it in time the next go round
>>520187
>>520221
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to find bellydancing though.
>>520250
no worries, I'm already close as hell. you're doing just fine
>>520250
