My usual NEET cockstink dealer doesn't answer my calls and I'm beginning to experience withdrawal symptoms. I'm going to die but it's ok since I'm trash.
>>490872
>cockstink dealer
explain
>>490954
W-well you can call it concentrated musk I guess.
>>491016
do you buy clothes full of smelling dickcheese or are you talking about drawn porn
>>490872
So you like stinky fat man cock?
... contact info?
I could probably lend you some, I haven't showered in like 3 days.
is being NEET an actual requirement or is that just ideal for the smell? I have a job but let me tell you, my stench right now could rival that of any mountain dew chugging gamer gater.
I shower twice a week and barely wipe the cum off my dick before pulling my underwear back on.
I can smell it from here.
>>502630
....where in yurop exactly?
>>502872
>tfw you're probably gone
Post more?
>>506217
you first
>>506217
Nah, still here
>>506658
I-I need to see you cum.
Please?
>>506705
I also have Dropboxed videos
>>506822
Poast folder link
we're reaching new heights trash
I LOVE the stink of my dick. I'm considering wrapping it in plastic when I shower for 2-3 days, then rubbing my hand on it and jerk off while smelling that hand. No masturbation during those 2-3 days, obviously. Should I do it?
>>507354
>2-3 days
try weeks, normie.
>>507354
>wrapping it in plastic
Bad idea, just avoid washing it for 3 days.
More dicks, please
Anyone in FL wanna suck my stinky neet dick?
>>545372
w-where
>>546711
central FL
>tfw no one to suck my penis
>>547151
not far...
>>548035
think about the taste while we watch some animu
>>548374
that's pretty gay anon!
>>548652
it's only gay if you make it out to be gay
>>548714
you're right.. I guess there's nothing gay about watching anime while sucking on a fat, throbbing, musky cock
>>549077
that's the spirit!
>>549077
You got sauce on that pic?
>>549778
Mmm
>>549658
I think it's from reversible!
>>549855
btw I'm a cat.. is that ok?
>>549927
a cat is fine too
>>549959
g-good... you should rub my tummy after i gulp down your salty cockjuice..
>>550313
I don't mind rubbing that tummy
>>550351
You're so sweet to this little kitty..
>>550522
What can I say?
>>550654
What are some good animes for cats and cocksucking?
Dammit I didn't have a boner when I entered this thread.
>>550714
Maybe azumango diaoh
>>549889
Thanks familiolo
>>550739
me neither
Pls continue, i love fapping to this stuff
>>550714
are you actually going to suck smelly neet dick?
Is anyone interested in some erp along the lines of this thread? It's one of my fetishes.
You can give as much or little response as you want, as long as you call my names and tell me how nasty I am.
>>552242
I'd love to!
>>552753
what kinda dick/neet you looking for?
>>552753
I'm in FL, suck me off. I'm a fat neet with an average uncut dick.
>>552811
I dunno... I'm not picky~ I prefer uncut but any cock is fine!
>>553151
good thing I'm uncut then, and massively hard right now. I wanna get sucked while watching animu, gots a contact info?
>>553164
Y-you first... I'm a bit shy...
>>553257
shy is great
[email protected]
>>552534
I don't ERP but I'd be up for using you for other lewd purposes
>>553142
Pics
I want to fuck a shy NEET with my smelly cock.
>>555397
Fuck m-me please I am really lewd
>>555532
How about you suck on my dirty cock first?
>>555615
Alright, I would take care of that also If you want me to. I hope it isn't too big because I
Want it to fit in my mouth
>no stinky neet cock to suck in SoCal
Fuck my life
>>555752
You can have mine cutie
>>555801
SoCal?
>>555873
Is he a stinky neet who wants a bf?
>>555987
Whats his steam ID
>>556022
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlcoholicMajor
Enjoy
>>556057
Now I wait.
>>556124
Enjoy
>>556299
Tell him to love me this instant
>>556314
Weird he usually collects sluts
Where the cocksluts at?
>all these fags thinking theres sissyboi neets
>>558936
there are though
>>559499
Wrong
>>558936
You can turn most neckbeards into sissies as long as they're under 30. You just have to starve them to skeletality and feed them your cum mixed with estrogen pills, and force them to use women cosmetic products and wax/shave. It's a fun and captivating hobby.
>>559947
you != everyone
plus try using an image that hasn't been posted 500 times already. But anyways that is literally me except not as hairy and darker skin
Guys. Stahp. I'm not even gay. Why do I keep coming back?
It's alright if balls don't touch, right?
>>560208
It's only gay if you tell him "I love you" and bite his ear again and again until he lets out an unmanly moan after an entire afternoon of cuddling and frotting.
So don't worry.
>>555810
Burbank here.
>>560733
Use your detective skills to find his steam.
>>558936
I'd post myself but...
>>565619
>iFag
...but you'd rather get physically gangbanged by everyone who posted in this thread. It's ok anon, you can post it and touch yourself while we fap to your pee-pee.
>>490872
H-hey I haven't seen you in the ERP threads lately.
>>572168
S-sorry. I'm a very fickle and superficial person. I'm not an ERP expert like you. Plus I have a new bed and there's no bed frame to handcuff you so I'd have to keep you on a leash.
When people like you engage me in lewd talk I feel intimidated because I know I can"t keep up with you and satisfy you. I keep taking and I don't give back, I'm truly /trash/.
... plus I can't afford to fall in love with a succubus (male).
>>572204
Even trash has its uses to some people!
>>572248
Incubus
>>572204
>>572248
You already did
>>572204
>>572248
I think you're kind of cute and I wouldn't mind getting to know you... You wretched pervert~
>>573768
Trust me, you don't
>>573826
Are you the anon in question or someone else?
>>573941
I'm that anons [spoiler] master [/spoiler]
>>573969
Oh, they tried teasing me a few days back trying to make me beg to be their slave.
They got carried away and I thought it was cute.
>>573994
It's because he's a little bitch who couldn't dominate a fly let alone another "man". He tried dominating me once too but it only ended up in him being punished for being such a pathetic little subhuman
>>574021
Awww, I thought his blustered attempt was really cute.
It made me think how easily I could overpower him as his pet and have my way with him.
>>574038
Yes it's fun to make him edge for days at a time and not allow him to cum, or even getting on mic and saying lewd things to him until he can't handle it and starts begging to touch himself. It's a shame he's been such a disobedient little shit lately
>>506822
How can you cum that much, I cum 1/10 of that...
>>574148
That's nothing, I can cum way more than that with a week of no fap.
>>575990
I cum half of that after a week.
Maybe I should get hormone therapy
>>578934
are you already a cute looking boy?
>>582381
>worthless
Come here and I'll put you to good use. Bet you'd love to give my dick a good spit shine.
>>582508
B-but if I admit to it here he's really going to kill me !
>>583027
I'm getting really fucking sick of your games. Don't think for 1 second you still don't belong to me. I swear to god if you don't go back to how you were and be loyal to me again don't think I won't just block you everywhere I see you and find a new pet to use
sounds like you better do what he says anon and post your juicy boipucci for everyone to jerk off to
>>582381
>>583027
Aww, you poor dear.
Such a nasty man laying a claim on you~
Wouldn't you rather have somebody nice and cuddly to pin your face down and milk every last drop of your cum for you?
>>583483
>trying
I've had him since september, you know this
>>583492
Actually, I don't think I know either of you.
You're thinking of some other Nue slut.
>>581841
Yeah, but because of bad genes my arms and legs are with a lot of hair while I have no hair on my chest etc, I should really remove hair from my arms and legs.
>>583498
Oh, probably then. But I've owned that little slut for a bit over 3 months now
>>583928
I bet you're just as low as a stray mutt and he's just lower than you.
>>583949
So I've been told
>>583962
That was a fast.
I you're probably also :
A masochist
Fuccboi
Wants to get fucked In the ass by someone larger than you
Am I right?
>>583823
nothing a good ol' shave can fix
>>584055
Please I don't feel like masturbating yet today
>>584116
I would kick your stomach until you bleed and then use your blood as lube to jerk you off, then I would mix your cum and blood, and use that as lube so I can fuck you.
I guess that's good enough, huh?
>>584171
you must have misread me, I said I /don't/ want to get hard and masturbate yet today
>>584207
Shut up . you'll accept my cock without complaining.
>>584217
>>584234
You're trying to resist?
I'll punish you by making you wear a collar and go outside with me! But that's probably a fetish of yours also.
>>584244
Maybe..
>>584268
You're hard right now, aren't you?
>>584282
...
>>584289
You can cum. Enjoy it while you can.
>>584304
Can I taste it
>tfw too gross and ugly to kiss and pucker my lips over anon's musty cock, letting the cockstink completely melt on my tongue as i suckle on it like a pacifier, indulging in the musk of anon's dick so enthusiastically that the scent makes me drunk off the pheromones and drool all over that dick
it hurts to live
>>584311
Yes cutie.
You can taste my cock if you want to
>>584540
I a-already came.. I'm sorry
>>584575
Don't be sorry cutie, I am also nice.
Did you cum a big load thinking of me inside of you? I hope you enjoyed it.
>>584588
w-what?!
>>584615
Don't be embarrassed
>>584709
It's too late for that
>>584783
You're really cute
I bet you want to try the stuff on me also, don't you?
>>585231
My fetishes might be too extreme for most people
>>585243
Try me cutie.
Do you want to cut my belly open and fuck the hole? I am sure that's one of your fantasies.
>>585712
I'd rather cut out your organs and make you choke on them while fucking you, or cutting off your cock and make you eat it
>>586310
The first one is good.
But the second isn't.
But you wouldn't kill me because then I can't make you feel great, you know that I can do that quite well.
And don't cut my cock off, I still need to fuck you into submission while you'll do the same to me later, you also probably like mind break also, torture, collars what more?
>>586477
Honestly anything that isn't toilet stuff. w-would you let me cook you food and cum in it and let me feed it to you ?
>>586488
Yes, of course.
It'll be more tasty than regular food!
I want your cum in every meal you cook for me.
>>586540
w-would you keep me on a leash and collar and keep me in a cage when you're gone and feed me cum from a doggy bowl
>>586582
Only when I am not home.
When I am home I'll let you be around naked, maybe even have some fun with me.
>>586633
I'm not completely sub I'll have you know, you'll have to spend some time in that cage and leash if this will work out
>>586638
I am not completely dom, I wouldn't mind you fucking me every once in a while.
>>586654
Would you let me step on your cock with my bare feets and make you lick off your dirty cum ?
>>586690
I don't need to let you do that if you're the dominant one in that situation cutie, you're even asking for permission when you're the dom.
you're amazing!
>>586724
You don't have to remind me how amazing I am anon, I'm already well aware. You should be thanking me I'd even consider letting your dirty little cock touch my feet
>>586741
I like you even more now! You're even better when you're a dom.
Thank you for letting a trash like me be with you and eat your cum daily <3~
>>586768
>thinking you could eat my cum that easily
You're better off as a comedian than a pet, if anything I'll just have you sit on your hands and knees and watch me stroke my cock in front of your face while I keep my socks on and step on your balls until they don't work anymore. If you're lucky I'd just cum in a tissue and shove that in your mouth instead until you prove you deserve anything more
>>586795
Don't get over your head cutie, you're still in my control even though I would really enjoy that.
You DON'T break or destroy anything related to my crotch area, or I'll punish you really badly.
>>586820
Fine no breaking but I still would make you choke on my cum tissues
>>586835
Sure.
You are so cute! You can get near me and I'll suck your dick if you want me to.
>>586855
p-please you're making me blush
>>586868
Sorry,do you want me to be your pet for a while? You can even fuck me and you with me if you'll want.
>>586890
You can even toy with me if you'll want *
>>586890
We can give it a try, you couldn't be any worse than my old pet
I wish the gayfags in the Poképhilia thread would be this cute. But no, they just have to be giant faggots.
I need to find a musk slut I can have live under my desk.
>>586926
I suspect who you are, If you're who I think you are, I won't go much farther..
So one question, frenchie sounds familiar?
>>586968
That was my old pet
>>586980
I am sorry but I won't go out of this thread. Is that acceptable?
>>586980
So you're done with the OP cockslut then?
>>587024
Up to you, if you change your mine you obviously know where to find me
>>587027
Yes, you're my pet now you little bitchboy
>>587049
I can have some fun with you here if you would like to
>>587063
I w-was actually gonna be on steam and play games for a bit
>>587049
I'm nobody's pet.
(Except Mizzy's if that is what he decides he wants wants to try.)
>>587080
Ok cutie.
Give your cock a kiss from me, I would suck him later if you'll want
>>587081
I wasn't asking you if you wanted to be or not. I told you I'm claiming you as mine you little brat
>>587099
Are you going to be here later or should I just plan on tomorrow. Also I'm guessing you know me from before were we ever friends before?
>>587100
No.
I don't want you, you're hardly interesting to me at this point.
>>587116
(same honestly I just wanted to see your reaction)
>>587125
More interested in your former slut, I'm wondering if I could break him down far better than you did without even treating him anywhere near as badly~
>>587134
Who are you ?
>>587158
I doubt you could do what I did to him but it's not hard to break the little slut, just wave a cock in his face and he'll be on his hands and knees begging for it it's not much of an accomplishment to get him to submit, keeping him for as long as I did is the real challenge
>>587169
It doesn't matter cutie.
You can mail me here if you want
[email protected]
>>587180
Just add me on steam I'm in a game now ! I'm in the lewd group
>>587186
Nope, steam isn't my thing.
Mail me cutie.
>>587186
In a bit
>>587267
I emailed you
>>587660
Sorry I didn't answer until now!
>>590164
these things happen
>>590182
You can punish me
>>590244
Is my pet really giving me permission to do something ? My my you must be new to this aren't you
>>590271
I am sorry master! Please forgive me!
>>590292
You show up hours late, and then try to convince me that I should need permission to use my pet however I see fit ? You're lucky I don't kill you here and now
>>590305
Don't kill me, please I beg you master.
I want to do more things with you before that.
>>590364
So far the only things I have in mind for you are tying you to a leash outside my doorstep that goes just long enough to reach the foot of my bed, so you can be my alarm clock by licking my feet in the morning. And if you're lucky I might just brand my name on your chest so everyone knows you're my property.
>>590389
Y-Yes master! I am a pathetic shit who doesn't deserve to be, I am here just for you. P-Please fuck me until I will submit to you so you can stay my master without me changing it later
>>590435
Give me a name to call you. Even the lowest of filth like you deserves to be called something.
Wait are you the fucker who kept going to my frenchie threads ranting about your old master ?
>>590459
C-can master give me a name?
N-No.
>>590487
No. I told you to give me a name. If you can't do that then what can you do ?
>>590502
I am useless trash, I asked you to name me B-but you'll just mark me later with branding so it doesn't matter for me if I get to be with master
>>590541
Give me a name now
>>590583
I don't know!
W-what about "magnet" is that good enough?I don't know
>>590627
You're going to email me who you are, and then I might consider calling you such a stupid name
>>590644
You won't remember anyway master. And it doesn't matter since you can change me and how I think so easily
>>590818
>>590818
I'll for sure remember now~
I am your pet and no one's else. I am just a toy for the sole purpose of being used when you're horny, I don't deserve you but you still take me as your pet, thank you!
>>591612
You just might end up being better than that french cuck ever was
>>594835
Thank you master, I don't deserve someone as amazing as you are. I hope you put a collar on me to show how much of a filthy trash I am and that you own every part of my body
>>595104
I know you don't deserve me, so be thankful I'm even considering letting you be my pet. But your commitment is actually really cute so it's ok
>>595120
I am giving my best at being a cute pet for you master.
>>595245
You're doing a wonderful job so far, better than any other pet I've had
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>595542
Some people trying to suck dick, others trying to get theirs sucked, and a couple of ERPers.
>>595363
You sleep so much master.
Wake up already so you can fuck me p-please
>>597799
Be more patient
>>597990
You aren't asleep. Don't cuck me
>>597990
*steps out from the shadows and blows a huge load on your leg*
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
*slips back into the shadows*
>>602229
Leave master alone
>>602324
Too late, i marked him. He is my bitch now, that makes you my bitch too, lick my boot you worthless shit.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.16_[2015.12.17_16.17.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eeI3Cpp.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.16_[2015.12.17_16.17.27].jpg")
Help boys, I need dick and If I don't get enough of it I think I might get sick
>>604213
Would you do mine the honors?
>>604213
Lick my ass and ill think about it, slut.
>>604213
What if it has dickcheese on it?
>>603859
Never!
>>507251
It's what keeps me coming back.
>>605701
The sole reason I come to trash is to find someone with the same interests as me to suck my dick and afterwards cuddle/spoon and even more dick sucking or fucking.
>>606799
Go to the ERP thread and ask for the discord, I am there.
>>607829
>ERP
I don't want no ERP, I want real life.
I am no longer with desu.
It's bad
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.44_[2015.12.17_21.53.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZMgcS2P.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.44_[2015.12.17_21.53.02].jpg")
>>609126
W-what happened, if you don't mind me asking ?
>>609891
HE WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
And I've been ignoring him for a while because he's annoying me and he wouldn't let me sleep or any of the fun things you do
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.13_[2015.12.17_20.55.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hbbttl9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.13_[2015.12.17_20.55.08].jpg")
>>609915
>being mad that people fall in love with you
I told you, it's easy to get addicted to you. Stop being so amazing maybe you'll get a reasonable pet who won't be annoying or try to run away from you because they feel an abnormal level of attraction to you.
>>610046
I can't help what I am babe. I'll have you know I feel the same about you, stop being so amazing and make me go here to these disgusting places looking for you when it would just be me and you alone in private
I love you frenchie
>>610844
>found someone else to make me eat my cum
>>609891
>>610046
I am too clingy for him.
He made me cum about 6 times In one afternoon and I ate half of that.
Also, I have a picture of his cock so I can enjoy that at least
>>610927
I really don't give a shit
Frenchie I love you, I really wish you came back to spend more time with me, I love you
>>618329
He already left?
>>618382
He is asleep or just waking up. it's like 7am in france
>>618399
7am isn't early. I am sometimes here at 3-6am..
>>618446
The love of my life isn't a disgusting neet like you, he has a job and a normal sleep schedule.
>>618582
If he wouldn't have a job he would've been also clingy
>>618633
He was the perfect balance of clingy and giving me distance. Other than his sudden acting up there's nothing I would change from him
>>618633
Why are you rping as me?
>>618715
Because I can use tomoko lol
>>618754
you even copied my filename, this is cebruz erp what you are doing
>>618755
Having fun
Also it's images() ... It's a default save name in certain browsers
>>618770
You are still erping as me
>having fun
>fun
>buzzword
/v/ autism attack
>>618772
Not really.
Tomoko isn't cebruz you dummy, you just avatarfagged too much.
>>618809
>you avatarfagged too much
not possible, you are erping as me
i even have dick pics and a video of this guy, you are clearly erping as cebruz
>>618821
Yeah sure.
>>618839
Sure what mister imposter?
1v1 me irl feggot
>>618853
You probably don't even work out.
>>618874
I will win this. I have a high IQ in this, trust me. Just come over pussy
>>618898
IQ has to do anything with this
LOL.
Also, you can't prove you have an higher IQ
>>618936
>Erping as me
>Doesnt know the german jokes
I will break your legs for this
>>618945
Do it please
>>618963
Do you think im joking?
>>618989
No
Do it already if you can.
