ERP thread Jarome watch errybody havin a dance party edition
was good my nigga?
>>482460
ayy nig you know just got done with work so im watchin people doing they kinky shit
>>482520
ey thats fucked up
wanna fuck?
>>482425
Jarome, someone's been wanting to "gargle your penis" ?
Lurking and playing SG waiting to fuck up Anzu~
where that little nigga at <3
>>482493
I have been busy treating humans misfortune and giving them the fortune that they require. Though some of them wanted to have intercourse despite me warning them about the consequences. Besides all of that I've been doing great and I am happy for you.
>>482544
yo nig who the hail say that about Jarome?
>>482552
Not around at the moment, apparently.
Why do I even visit these threads any more? I'm apparently so boring and forgettable people can't even be bothered finishing scenes with me.
>>482537
AYY. YO. KURISU. CHAIKA. JAROME. HAVE THREE WAY?
>>482630
I'm not sure, but you didnt hear it from me.
>>482714
ᶜᵃᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᵗ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ᵐᵉ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ, ᵍ?
I'll join
>cody
NEW GAMES WHEN
EW GAMES WHEN
W GAMES WHEN
GAMES WHEN
AMES WHEN
MES WHEN
ES WHEN
S WHEN
WHEN
HEN
EN
N
>>482868
you betray
>cody
>>482868
imposter
>cody
>>482654
No scenes have even started anon.
where is minda
>>482914
no betray ok erp lets go
>cody
>>482936
i work alone for the erp in the city that betray me
>cody
>>482903
I meant in general terms.
>>482973
Who bailed on you then? name the names!
>>482669
YES! THREEWAY? GOOD! WANT!
>>483111
Trips confirm Kirusu loves bbc
>>483111
A'IGHT. KURISU. JAROME. WAIT FOR CHAIKA.
>>482654
spot the guy who expects "vanilla" "lovey" shit
>>483169
>>483111
Kek. Eternal. Chaika. Pure.
>>483163
White!
Maximize magic. Dance of joy
>>483277
Chaika! I missed you!
>>483277
Chaika! Was joke! Pure! Red!
>>482654
Leave anon, nobody cares.
>>483341
>>483277
>tfw Jarome dont actually git with two beautiful ladies tho
>>483379
We just gonna hire Samuel Jackson as your stunt double.
>>483583
nigga ain't no way Jarome Winkowski could be mistaken fo Samuel Jackson
Fap dedications for Rosa from a special anon in old thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XfHOUTY2SD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYWrYRQpsN
>>482654
Don't feel bad anon. Even when I used to frequent the threads back on /b/ before I was a spooky skelliton there would be times I'd have a great scene going and it just falls apart. It happens.
>>483698
that story made me cry
>>482669
>>483169
>tfw Jarome git 69 twice
>>483377
only half correct
if he actually posted that whiny shit with the avatar i'm sure he has he'd have gotten a dozen sympathy replies by now
>>483278
>>483341
Liar! Indecent! Slut!
>>483299
Missed White.
>>483738
Sixty-nine. Blaze it!
>>483804
Chaika. Red. Hate? Red leave.
>>483651
listen kid, we run a tight business but sometimes we can afford big stars, it was either Samuel or the other guy but you don't even wanna know...
>>483802
Not really because you're a troll and you do this every day.
Also very little erp happens here currently.
>>483804
Chaika, I have a secret..
>>483855
Shocking Truth!
>>483850
Secret? Must know!
>>483838
Red stay.
>>483903
Chaika hate!
>>483722
Ha. That's nothing. When I first started going to the threads I got some advice that landed me in the hospital for a few weeks. Last time I let bad advice and a raging boner dictate my decisions.
I'm just now realizing I spelt skeleton wrong.
>>483903
I'm Leaky. Blonde girl is impostor.
>>483937
Leaky Dolphin.
>Chaika mimics a dolphin
>>483922
Red. Hate. Chaika?
>>483935
HOW HUMERUS!
>>483969
No! Chaika! Hate! Red!
Why the fuck would any of you want to go back to /b/? You know you can freely use avatars here without fear of getting banned? And there's no spam? Higher image limit? Just stay here. It makes it easier to find you if there's a constant general on /trash/ rather than hoping there's one on /b/.
Also, why do some of you just roleplay and not ERP? This is the ERP thread. You can always go to the hunger games if you don't want to ERP. It's annoying seeing girls who post here but won't do anything.
>>483969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YCtqltysbt
proof!
>>484012
Less traffic of "anons" is the main issue, since the avatarfags wouldn't even ERP without anons provoking it.
>>484012
Get over it.
>>484028
L-Leaky?!
>>483981
Friends!
>>484012
A lot of us have lost interest in erp since we moved here, there are less people to have fun with.
Also the hg thread is rubbish, no offence. I see more roleplay on fox news.
>>484065
Yes! I have no idea why random blonde girl said she was Leaky.
>>482537
ᵃʸʸ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᶠ ᴷᵘʳᶦˢᵘ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ᵗᵃᵖ ᴶᵃʳᵒᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᵈ
>>484071
This is how you get shitposting B t dubs
>>484071
i literally see no ERP here what the fuck are you talking about.
>>484086
Impostors. Reposted. Many times.
>>484107
That's what I just said.
Used to be a lot on /b/
>>484107
It's like you didn't even read what he said.
>>>/b/656368480
>>>/b/656368480
>>>/b/656368480
Bans should be up around new, let's head on back.
>>484065
Only. Friends?! Red.. Pregnant..
>>484125
good luck not getting banned
>>484071
You are trying to spark a war which you can't possibly win.
>>484086
>>484110
Why would I pretend to leak from down there?!
>>484071
What the fuck did you just fucking say about hg, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the RP, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret roleplays on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed friends.
>>484142
That's not what Leaky means!
>>484141
And they ask why we won't stay.
Is everything ok around here~
I mean, I'm just sick so I'm not really doing much at the moment...
sorry~!
Someone erp with me pls :^)
>>484165
Oh, my dear princess; so sorry to hear that...
I'm okay myself, thank you very much for caring. I would of been here sooner had I know about this place and that you were here...
>>484187
>Immediately starts sucking your cock
>>484153
...
>Stares at her chest
?
>>484165
Today seems like a mostly uneventful day. Things are okay but a little boring.
You're sick? Aw, that's a pity.
>>484200
B-but Neppy, y-your purity!
>>484165
we can hold off until you get here, peach. but god do we look forward to you coming back
Please erp with me, I am huge furfag. I want that puppy pussy
>>484153
>>484142
>484202
Leaky faucet.
>>484134
J-Jarome's?!?
>>484267
Bestiality. Illegal! Degenerate!
>>484230
I don't see how this is different from what I said.
Your blowhole is just down there.
>>484071
>implying ERP has good RP
>implying ERP is actually ERP and not a circlejerk like HG
Lol
>>484333
>>484300
aw sheeit
AW SHEEEIT
oh man if that tru Jarome dont remember a thing senpai
but like i will be responsible if dat tru tho
>>484300
My faucet will always be leaky for you, Chaika.
>>484302
B-blowhole? Lewd.
>>484165
Everything is awful and will never be good again.
>>484300
I hate you. You're such a good roleplayer and you waste your time here where no one actually roleplays and you don't even ERP. You guys might think HG is shit because you get shitposters in here but if it's a good game there's a lot of roleplay and people like you should be there, not here.
>>484300
M'lady, I would gladly set aside beasts if it meant I could taste you just one time.
>tips fedora
>>484165
Hey Peachy butt! I most likely wont be here tonight for long. Just wanted to pop in and say hi and loves <3
>>484387
hi DMG! a shame you wont be here, the thread could really use your special talents. hope your night goes well and you come back to us soon!
Discuss.
>>484371
Pfft I knew this was gonna happen as soon as they saw chaika.
Get over yourself HG is just as much shit posting with even less in character RP.
>>484405
Suck my microdick first
I never actually visited /trash/, but hey, it seems to be a very fitting board for ERPs, are they often here?
>>484405
would give the dick
>>484371
how the fuck do you even get a spot in HG ya'll niggas post instantly in that thread.
>>484405
Seems quite bangable.
>>484433
Just download all their avatars and spam post them all at the start of each thread.
>>484415
I'm not saying ERP is bad. I like what you guys do here, don't get me wrong. I'm saying why do non-erotic roleplay in the ERP thread when there's a community for exactly what Chaika is doing? You might think it's all shitposting but it's really not. You're just looking at it during the shit hours. It's a lot of fun actually.
I WANT A BLOWJOB
>>484433
Tell me your character and I'll give you my spot in the next game.
>>484387
Hey~
the thread right now just seems to be a lot of talk and debate and none of it really interests me...
I'm still lurking though, drinking my tea under my blankets <3
>>484300
No. Chaika's!
>>484493
Neckbeard.
>>484493
why are you so desperate for more people, is it dying?
>>484496
what do you wanna talk about? id offer the dick but im guessing youre still trying to relax and stop being sick, so lets talk about something more interesting
>>484469
I've already been involved so I know exactly what it's like, it's a less friendly community. And I don't come into your threads and ask why everyone isn't just constantly acting like they're in the situational HG game instead of shit posting each other. Were allowed to be a community too instead of just fucking.
If you wanna invite these guys over, then fine, but don't tell them not to post here to if they want to.
>>484508
That's /b/, though. Personally don't feel like getting banned again already.
>>484469
>>484371
Hate. Chaika? R-Rude!
Chaika. Lewd! Many times!
>>484415
Thanks! HG. Wells. Author. Martians! Attack! Time machine!
>>484526
Not at all. Far from it. We've just never had a Chaika and she's an excellent roleplayer. We can always use good roleplayers to counteract the memeing shitposting cancer.
>>484560
I'm pretty hungry so I think I'm going to make something really quick...
just relaxing right now and watching seagull stream overwatch~
trying to use as little energy as I can.
>>484587
Lewd? Many times?! Slut! Indecent! Cheater!
>>484606
saving your energy huh? i can definitely relate to that. hope you enjoy your food.
>>484606
Ah, it's okay my dear princess...
Take your time, and rest well. Hope you begin feeling better. Anything I can do to help?
>>484607
Yes. Many times!
Leaky. Big!
>>484646
What?!
>>484646
Changed my mind, don't want you in HG. Anyone who sexualizes Chaika is disgusting. Stay here.
>>484587
Chaika a bes
>>484646
Goodbye. Chaika.
>>484655
Speak. To. Me. Never.
>>484659
kek.
Prudes is the other word I was looking for.
>>484664
Chaika lies! Why Chaika?!
>>484655
>>484659
>>484664
>484664
Troll. Outstanding success!
MWEE!~
>>484679
Oh I don't mind lewd. I've ERP'd before. But Chaika is like a Touhou. You don't sexualize her. Ever. She's cute and pure.
>>484702
>Don't sexualise touhous
(I'm not active, just lurking.)
>>484624
Thank you for caring so much <3
>>484636
Thank you~!
just be here for me when I'm feeling better...promise~? <3
>>484702
Triggered. Twice!
>>484684
Joke. Chaika. Pure.. Possibly!
>>484664
Red. Return. Pokèball.
>>484718
Town. Ferris wheel!
>>484690
What?! Chaika?!
>>484639
what kinda rp u meanin senpai?
>>484723
Nope, I'm out. Have fun sexualizing and ruining a pure being.
>>484720
Hnnng, I really want to make something for you when you get better my princess
>>484726
Red stay.
>>484720
ive already said this before, but my dick is ALWAYS diamonds for you. just say the word when you're all better and its all yours
>>484730
Thanks for stopping by fuccboi.
>>484739
Why don't you give me a little teaser, then~?
I'm sure you know what I like well enough, right? <3
>>484754
I really can't wait for that~
I'm already feeling -just- a little bit better <3
>>484720
Now I actually wonder, what sort of snacks does a mushroom princess enjoy?
Besides cum and such, of course.
Lurking anon here, can someone point me to a thread that's still up that has the best ERP? Since this threads pretty dead? Don't feel like sifting through 5 different threads.
>>484726
Chaika pure? Chaika doesn't want Leaky?
>>484769
>I really can't wait for that~
well you had better rest up, because when you come back, youre gonna need all your energy
>>484770
Tea, biscuits, cake, cookies, sweets, ice cream...
anything that's really bad for me <3
I hope I don't get too chubby...
>>484729
I dunno whatev's you'd be down fo?
Jarome get the vibe you'd be really good to RP with.
>>484800
Kek
>>482552
Yooo senpai I'm alive and well, just slept for 12 hours lmao I'm a lil fucked up but I'm here niggas whats good the party can start now
>>484769
I really want to, but it'll have to wait till tomorrow. That way I can really express my feelings for you.
>>484798
Don't worry about getting too chubby.
You'd probably just gain some extra curves on that sexy body of yours.
Or maybe bigger tits.
Well, not that your tits aren't already impressive. They definitely are.
Can someone please RP with peach? I need to jerk the gherkin before bed.
>inb4 you do it
I'm shit at roleplay I just lurk to jerk
>>484825
Not even a peek, anon~?
You're so cruel to this lonely princess....
>>484815
Great~
I won't be playing for long...I'm pretty sick~!
I'm just about to make some food and I'll be back <3
>>484841
You think so~?
Maybe I should eat just a little more then...
>>484842
I really want a dick in me right now anon.
trust me.
I'm just under the weather and I feel like I won't be performing at my best, you know~?
>>484815
dayum straight the party can start now!
Jarome fav loli in tha house!
Nobody wants to mess with the mighty Mr. Satan! HA HAHA AH HAHA!
>>484860
Damn senpai get better soon can't be sick as fuck while I'm tryin to get that ass in skullies
>is really shit at skullgirls
>whatevs learned some dumb lame shit lmao
>>484868
Yeeeh lets go niggas its time to do nothin but post about fighting games and food lmao
>>484885
1v1 me fgt
>>484860
A peek? I could... but I want to send it to you privately my princess
Thinking of starting to ERP. Need a new character to hide my HG identity. Has anyone done Nashetania from Rokka yet?
>>484950
no clue who that even is
>>484936
>Victory music plays
You think you can beat the champ? AHAHA! No offense pal, but you'd have better luck in the junior division.
>>484860
Nice of you to drop by and say hello despite being under the weather.
It's a bummer we can't fuck but it's nice to know you're still around.
>>484950
Senpai if you want a character nobody plays pick ANY idol baka niggas need to start playin idols I'm the only nigga and I don't even erp lmao I just try and convince people to play fighting games for me and beg uncontrollably
>>484950
Don't think so. Not 100% certain, but don't think so.
>>484990
Idk what you're even talking about, but if you're saying I should do a loli I'm not into loli porn sorry.
>>485002
Nah nigga fuck outa here they got non lolis baka loli lewd banned her anyway senpai. Pick like chihiya or Miki or somthin lmao
Could use a slutty sub hole to turn inside out with my throb monster ,
Don't be shy now
>>485016
But I like this character design.
>>485026
then do it
>>485026
Play who you want senpai desu as long as you enjoyin it, I only post Anzu cause she a qt and I didn't plan on lewding with her lmao
Also where peach at senpai bouta bust that ass in some skullgirls lmao
>she gunna beat my shit only played for like 2 hours desu
>>485056
>implying you wouldn't dick bunny
>>485053
I'm pretty sure I added you~
lets go <3
>>484988
I figured It's only fair~!
I have so many fans that they deserve to know how I'm doing <3
>>484947
[email protected]
<3
>>485067
B-but she's evil.
>>485089
are you sure you want dick pics when youre under the weather like that? might get you all worked up
>>485110
Whatever happens happens I guess~
>>485108
Someone hasn't read the novels.
>>485121
Peachy~ want me to record a vocaroo of me fapping to you?
>>485121
check your mail then
>>485139
Please <3
little things like this make me feel less sick~
>>485089
Heh. You do have a nice number of fans.
But maybe that's only natural for the Mushroom Kingdom's most exquisite princess.
And a princess who knows very well how to "please" her people.
>>485164
Wow! I didn't except to cum so fast
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgXzcaQWhg
>>484890
ʳᵒʸ ᵐʸ ᵇᵒʸ, ᶰᶦᵍᵍᵃ
So hey if I wanna do an erp how do I join?
>>485253
Pick a kawaii animu gril to pretend to be and just start.
>>485213
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgXzcaQWhg
>>485253
quick ERP guide:
>get a bunch of pictures of the character you wanna ERP as and avatarfag as them while sucking anon cock
OR
>find someone already doing this in the thread and get them to suck your dick
>>485272
Yes?
>Jarome made mo lyrics fo this shit senpai
Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where anime girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I fuck 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I gag 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the anon
Yeah, the anon
I roam from thread, to thread, to thread, to thread
Oh well, there's Flandre on my left and there's Rosa on my right
And Elena is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear open my shirt I got Spidey on my chest
'Cause I'm the anon
Yeah, the anon
I roam from thread, to thread, to thread, to thread
Oh well, I roam from thread to thread
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as Clownpiece
I have my two dubs of iron and I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to roll around
I'm never in one place, I roam from thread to thread
And when I find myself fallin' for some waifu
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah I'm the anon
Yeah, the anon
I roam from thread, to thread, to thread, to thread
needs more butts
>>485305
whyd you delete
>>485370
>>485356
>56
>>485388
>teasing people with your ass even though youre not here to service any dick
thats pretty rude, DMG
>>485388
>>485388
Damn...
I would plunge dick-first into that if I could.
>>484792
Leaky. Friend!
>>485424
Red. Lover?!
>>485424
Chaika. Jarome. Friends?
>>485424
Chaika have a request for Leaky?
>>485239
Yeahh roy pretty dope senpai he hits so hard shame he got like no combos tho gotta hope people fuck up to punish hard
>>485448
>>485424
Y'all two are way to cute lmao keep up the solid work
Peach beat my ass 1/7 on skullies but now I got about 3 hours logged so its aight senpai, I'll be back to clean up the record when I learn how to play
>>485472
Roy is pretty good in PM~
...
come play with me <3
sorry about the whole beating your ass thing~<3
Awooo~
>>485519
peach did you enjoy my vocaroo~
ayy check this thing Jarome found
if you replace reality with lolis an ideal with drunk this is shits p accurate senpai
>>485544
I did get me a little worked up..
I need take a shower before I end up doing something I'll regret~
>>485403
>>485416
>>485419
Sorry boys. No fun tonight. I got late night duels all week.
But I plan on something special this weekend. Don't worry
>>485388
Blue! Hat. Need.
>>485448
Mwee~
>>485463
M-Maybe.
>>485585
>plan on something special this weekend.
i am 100% ready
good luck with your duels and have a good night DMG.
>teases your ass again anyway
you really know how to get us all worked up, dont you?
>>485519
Senpai its aight I'll be back for more tho senpai better brush up, I gotta wait for
>the cool and handsome
street fighter anon to hook me up before I really beat that ass lmao
>>485584
>tfw you know there are several horny anons just waiting to pounce on you the moment you say youre ready for ERP fun times
bet that doesnt help, huh?
>>485585
>But I plan on something special this weekend. Don't worry
I'm fully erect~<3
>>485584
Getting tempted already? Can't say I'd complain if you end up giving in...
>>485639
It does make my want to shower even harder....
I'm getting red in the face just thinking about it, thanks anon <3
*looks around*
This looks like a safe spot to lurk.
*sits down and starts eating popcorn*
These threads suck.
>>485690
Thinking about all those anon's pumping nice, warm cum deep inside you, right? Your mouth, your pussy, your ass~
>>485712
Mind sharing some of that popcorn, anon?
>>485712
*throws brick*
>>485715
>my hands can touch everything but themselves
>>485588
What is Chaika's request?
>>485649
>>485716
...b-back in 15 minutes~
>>485690
How do you feel thinking about all those anons leaking precum just for you?
>>485720
Sure. Have some.
*offers bucket*
Paperanon here.
What's going on thread.
What are you up to?
>>485762
Teasing with my butt. But taking no requests. Just making everyone pent up for my surprise this weekend <3
Also lurking. Always lurking.
>>485755
Thanks.
*Takes some from the bucket*
>>485731
*falls out of chair on impact, spills popcorn*
Ow.
>>485715
>"it was about THIS thick"
>>485755
*knocks on door*
hi its me goku
>>485776
A surprise this weekend?
I'll make sure I'm around.
>>485776
if you tease us THIS bad until this weekend then we're going to be mindless sex-crazed animals by the time you come back
>>485715
...and when I went to flush, I looked in the toilet and it was this big.
>>485803
Lmao senpai pls my brain would be like Fighting games for reality, food for ideal and dream with loli desu, maybe some more loli honestly but senpai idk I like food and games lmao
>>485715
This is a shoop. He doesn't have his sub.
>>485792
Hello, Goku. How did I get here? I thought I was outside eating popcorn...
>>485815
Pretty sure that's the point
>>485860
i didnt say i had a problem with it
>>485734
Friendship!
>>485860
Then she better be ready for a wild time.
... I'm gonna look forward to the weekend.
>>485840
idk senpai this shit seem different
>>485869
I thought we were friends already? But okay! Friends <3
What is even the point
>>485735
I bet you make such a pretty sticky mess.
Check this 9
>>485939
watch this 4
