I run this joint
ERP thread
FIRST FOR
>>479006
>feet
so if youre into feet how come your cum tribute request wasnt a feet pic?
>>479006
That's our reserved slut.
Lurking~
Still sick...<3
Post vocaroos of Awoos.
here's mine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s081RCEKuwkO
>>479053
feel better peach, we love you. our dicks are diamonds for you always <3
![2560x1600_287439_[www.ArtFile.ru].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aT8s8sJ.jpg "2560x1600_287439_[www.ArtFile.ru].jpg")
>>479053
Stomach bug or something?
>>479059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
>>479006
If this board allows ERP forever and ever...
I think i'll fall in love with /trash/
>>479082
low fever...
I got to sleep really late today, so its not that bad <3
>>479064
that's all I could ever ask for anon~<3
do you guys think there are still people who were in the old /b/ thread that haven't found there way here yet? I feel like someone should make a thread on /b/ and link this one
>>479006
Not bad
>>479059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpoON4r7jk
>>479113
Hopefully it passes soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI5mSuSLoSc
>>479113
I found my way here from /ck/
... but yeah I would often get sucked into the erp threads on /b/ and /v/
... /v/ was overrunned with Peachy erp'ers and it was lovely.
>>479028
Hmmm I think feet are alright they aren't really a fetish though. I only like them when its a dom laughing at you while she gives you a footjob.
Also where is my cum tribute you sluts?
>>479029
Someone has to do it, might as well be me
>>479124
Not gonna lie that was pretty good
>>479100
Well there is no reason they won't allow it, they already have had avatars forever so we good.
>>479059
I'd ram a dick up your ass to make you yell more
>>479059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zpvkBpJiaO
>>479142
>Not gonna lie that was pretty good
th-thanks
>>479113
a good handful of them did for sure, seeing as it wasnt just the ERP girls who were banned, but literally everyone who ever posted in those threads. so i can only assume many of them found their way here. its possible the /b/ threads just brought in a lot one-timers though, and that most of the regulars made it over.
>>479142
>Also where is my cum tribute you sluts?
calm down, youre next in my queue. you just gotta wait for my fap break to be over. i did do a clownpiece tribute that i never posted here already though, but that was for someone else.
>>479008
Hey! I am here and I am ready for someone to take me. My dick Is small so I hope that's fine.(17cm,I wish I had one as long as clowns)
>>479142
We really needed a board for that stuff, /b/ isnt the place and /v/ isnt either, i'm find being /erptrash/
>>479124
WAIT
IS THAT.... UHM.... Can I lick your voice?
>>479142
>Didn't even compliment my voice
Whatever, I'm done.
>>479159
It's okay, I get turned on, no matter how you say it.
; - ; Why are ERP anons so sexy?
>>479210
>Can I lick your voice?
lewd!
>>479210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i8gKOFJKt2
>>479221
Because youre a qt fuccboii who needs to be tamed~
>>479237
T-Tamed?
>>479180
>for someone else
You slut, the only other clownpiece I know was some swedish fuckboi but I never met him.
>>479221
I was just born with good looks but trust me lots of ERP anons are ugly fat neckbeards.
Awoo is pretty sexy though IRL though.
>>479196
So it all works out in the end
>>479170
You could do lots of other recordings for me to if you liked
What's the rule with loli here, anime loli is fine?
>>479255
tamed and broken!
>>479269
No.
>>479227
Nothing lewd about wanting to taste someones voice, anon!
>>479234
The awoo obviously! but a masculine voice can also be nice sometimes.
>>479221
Big boners
>>479263
I think I look pretty cute :'<
so wude
>>479263
Regardless of looks, everyone on these threads just act so sexy...
Its hard not to drown in the lewd words...
And... in your case, lewd hips ;-;
>>479269
YES
>>479263
>You could do lots of other recordings for me to if you liked
Like what?
>>479302
What do you think my voice would taste like?
>>479263
>You slut
i mean, ive taken over 10 requests from like 5 or so different people at this point, are you surprised?
>>479302
>sometimes
;__;
>>479277
P-Please. I can here for big boobed animu girls ;w;
>>479325
I just meant you were a slut for being used by a different clownpiece. I don't care about the rest.
>>479324
I want to here you on skype fap, or you make a vocaroo as you are cumming.
>>479313
Thats understandable then
>>479311
You should show me one day since I beat you in skullgirls.
(2 wins to your 7 wins aint that bad)
>>479332
Run while you can, these sluts eat little boys up like candy.
>>479332
>>479332
No boobs. Only big bones here
>>479354
I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER OWN DICK
>>479350
>I just meant you were a slut for being used by a different clownpiece. I don't care about the rest.
oh i see. i dont think they are an actual clownpiece ERPer though, they just wanted to me tribute a clownpiece pic. im not certain. ive still yet to ERP with anyone here either way, i just do whatever requests people throw at me.
>>479350
Why are there so many feetpics of Clownpiece? And why do they turn me on?
>>479324
Adorable-ness! I bet it would even smell better!
>>479327
Well yeah, that voice wouldn't fit a girl or someone who's subbing, maybe if you pushes your face into mine and grabbed my hands it might turn me on.
>>479350
>I want to here you on skype fap, or you make a vocaroo as you are cumming.
>>479398
What about if your sperm started raping my sperm, would you be turned on my by voice then? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X35EdJgZoH
>>479302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SApimgrHds
>>479397
Probably cause you are a huge pervert, thats okay though.
>>479400
Thats not a no I'm hearing, clown.piece is my skype. I'll be there waiting
>>479350
I guess I'll have to~
If someone can beat me in PM I'll publicly give out my lewds <3
not like that will ever happen though!
Tfw ERP seems fun but you don't understand how to
I am not even into feet yet here I am in this thread
>>479441
YOU WATCH AND THEN YOU LEARN
SOON YOU"LL BE SUCKING DICK ON EVERY TURN
>>479332
You're there to please COCK, sissy boy!
>>479398
Maybe you should find out..
>>479430
You sure being a foot pervert is okay?
>>479395
Especially Nue, She'll do everything to you.
Clownpiece will just bully you tho.
>>479418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V59lJaOcHZ
>>479430
Terrible! Are you even trying? You make me puke!
>>479477
Then get your voice over here! I wanna taste, smell and touch it!
>>479506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8TENlasUt
>>479537
>>479537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B5Fb6lUFVU
>>479441
Watch and learn like the guy said also add someone and get them to teach you.
>>479479
Yup even nue is a footperv so its perfectly natural don't worry about it. My favorite hentai character does a really good footjob scene I've fapped to lots
>>479489
What no idea what you are talking about.
>>479616
I wanna play juri here but I think everyone is just gonna want me to give them footjobs the whole time
>>479441
>tfw everyone falls for this every time but it didn't get you erp this time
>>479616
Keep your cocks hidden she only wants to laugh at them ;^;
>>479643
Juri is my fighting game waifu you should do it but I understand that. I just want some super dom action from her is all
>>479682
I'd give them an honest rating, I already got 1 cum covered cock pic this morning if we are being honest.
>>479643
Not me. Just berate me a bit and let me cum inside.
Any girl who can voice amy rose dirty talking with us here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w0vzfJlMMJ
Guess I'm joining in with the vocaroo shit.
It's been a while since I've gone to the ERP hubs regularly. It's good to be back.
>>479751
And I didn't think I'd cum tonight.
>>479751
>>479770
Oh you haven't played with me then anon, I actually tell people to cum on their stomach, or force them to lick it up.
Also its mafuyu
>>479755
I actually fapped to a doujin the other night that was pretty good, juri is babe.
>>479751
>posting my vocaroos
Wow you slut
>>479755
>she'll pin you down and do it herself.
And I'd let her. Probably wouldn't have much choice in the matter though. Course, that adds to the fun.
>>479816
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A MAN MOTHERFUCKER.
>>479816
>Oh you haven't played with me then anon, I actually tell people to cum on their stomach, or force them to lick it up.
that definitely sounds like a lot of fun
>mafuyu
good times
>>479793
It ain't /b/ but it's nice to have a space the mods won't bother with
>Can't find anyone to be with as a sub
>Ask people to teach me how to be dom
>Get lots of boypussy
Huh, guess I have to accept my role then.
>>479989
power bottom when
>>479868
Five loads? Three in the cunt, two in the ass? I'd be on board with that.
Oh yes
Oh yes
Which one of you lovely bitches wants some theoretical physicist dick?
>>479989
You are just bad at domming its okay you still my sub.
>>479868
Alright good, I'll 100% hit you up then cause juri is life.
>>480007
This is the dream I want
>>479853
Do it then
JAVERT IS SIGNING OFF MY ERP BUDDIES
>>480007
Yeah, that's my next goal, learning how to do that, but it's even harder to pull of!
>>480025
Please, I'm bad? If anything, I got a picture of your butt~
Hi anon.. What's up?
/healslut/ here, any tanks in need of some healing?
>>480066
I got a picture of your butt and of your cock. So two can play that game, plus I'm gonna get more when that dildo arrives
>>480093
>tfw I wish I actually could get a heal slut as I main tank in every mmo
Good night faggots, degenerates and Nue.
>>480093
>>480110
Being a healslut is pretty fun!
>tfw you'll never get raped by your raid team
>>480110
>tfw I want to actually have a tank to fuck me after raids as a reward for being a good pocket bitch
Which MMOs do you play?
>>480150
Goodnight[Spoilers] Gropy?[/Spoilers]
>>479989
be a slutty trap tomgirl with big butt and the guys will love to fuck you. hm no panties allowed.
>>480087
hey rosa. trying to have some fun today?
>>480160
>Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
>The best of them, tougher than leather
"You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles."
>I whip out my four headed echidna cock, hard and throbbing in the air
"I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail"
>I start stroking my hard red cock with my right hand.
"Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath
First test, feel the right, than the worst's left"
>I switch to my left hand and condinue to pump my cock, my spiked gloves becoming slick with precum.
>Born on an island in the heavens
>The blood of my ancestors flows inside me
>My duty is to save the flower
>From evil deterioration
>>480160
Whichever ones you are playing now.
I did play ff14 for a bit have the expansion not really playing it though
I play WoW
Guild Wars 2
Thats really it ATM, Im not subbed to any atm but I could if I wanted to.
Been meaning to find a MMO to pick up, was considering getting destiny or eso. Oh skyforge I was playing for a good bit, still haven't tried wildstar
>>480199
WEW I got dubs.
Chris sighed, it had been a busy morning of crying about haters over the internet. All he wanted was a boyfriend-free-girl, one that would perhaps hold him and even kiss him on occasion.
His large, cheeto covered hands reached downwards, towards the bowels of his denim jeans. Wrestling with the zipper, he forced it down with a satisfying click before rummaging inside and producing his fat, thick cock. It remained unwashed, but he knew no one would be touching it for a long time.
The meat sank firmly into his grip, eagerly milking it and letting out a soft sigh. His spare hand reached his homemade sonichu medallion, fondling it idly before sticking it into his mouth. The plastic still tasted of pickled onion monster munch, which caused alarm as he hasn't eaten monster munch in months. Ignoring the taste, he allowed his teeth to sink into the medallion as his hand picked up pace.
He found himself caught in a rush of pleasure, frantically toying with his meat to continue bringing these sensations of delight. The medallion had slipped from the firm grasp of his teeth, giving way to stutters and gasps.
"JULAAAAAY" he moaned, allowing himself to sink deeper into further pleasure.
>>480221
Slavforge sucks.
>>480185
Yeah.. Not many people seem interested though
>>480221
>tfw poorfag
I only have a sub to WoW right now, but I play TERA too sometimes with my friends. I'm pretty newish but I couldn't resist the idea of partying up with a big, strong tank who would force me to heal his throbbing cock with my mouth~
>>480274
someone give this girl a hard dick
>>480305
i don't have a boner thouugh
>>480296
>TFW always mained tank and never got sluts.
>>480296
Oh I'd resub to wow or try to pick up tera again to play with you.
You should add me on steam then
https://steamcommunity.com/id/AlcoholicMajor/
And we can completely do some stuff then
>>480296
>>480400
I really miss my arrangements with support mains in league to be honest.
I never played ADC though so it would get a little awkward.
I did get one support who was really into roaming up top and "keking" their ADC with me though.
>>480296
>>480305
I would if I could.
>Dick starts throbing
>>480274
buy me a game on steam and ill think about it
>>480305
Please that would be great!
>>480570
Buy me a csgo skin and I'll do it.
>>480586
buy me a skin and i'll give it back
>>480573
You have more chance if you play a boy avatar on trash.
>>480573
what do you want to do, any kind of scenario in specific?
>>480654
she sucks dicks
>>480625
>Here's your chance to get one then~
>tfw ERPing as a tank getting healslut service sounds hot as fuck
>>480684
The best part is how flexible the situations can be. Maybe I ask you to sit back and relax as I service your tense body, taking control of the tempo... Or maybe you just force me into submission, onto my knees to get a load off~
/trash/erp is like /b/erp but without all the thirsty anons.
So it's basically full of jaded people who rarely erp (and when they do they don't enjoy it) and just shitpost.
>>480756
Thanks for the analysis, m'lady
>A boy walks in carefully
H-hello.... I'm looking for my new dorm. But i'm kinda lost. Is this the right place?
>>480756
Most of the shitposting is by me, I don't even ERP in these threads
>>480742
both of those things sound absolutely amazing. really theres way to go wrong when it comes to healsluts. id ERP the shit out of that.
>>480742
I wish I knew europoors that played MMOs, or League.
I'd love to have somebody lewd to play with.
>>480774
Dorms?
I guess, a lot of people pass out here.
>>480756
no, the cockthirsty ERP sluts who handle like 5 anons at once all came here too, the problem is that because we just moved, all the anons looking for a quick easy fap havent found us yet.
>>480756
You a silly person, I enjoy the RP's I do I just don't cum to them all.
>>480775
>tfw santa won't add you on steam so you can RP with him
>>480796
>doesn't want to add me
>thinks I won't play on europe servers just for him
o-oh okay
>>480796
>The boy looks confused at you
What do you mean?
>>480833
>Nue giggles and a mischievous glint hits her eyes as she links her lips, looking the young lad over.
This is a special sports arena where people compete in a very exhausting game, would you like to know what it is called?
It's a secret so you'll have to come here so I can whisper it to you~
I am an innocent boy looking for a package
>>480833
Run, child, run to the hills. This is no place for thee. If thou wish for destruction, then by all means, continue. But I beg of thee, retreat from this place.
>>480874
>Links
LICKS LICKS LICKS
>>480879
Right here! Care to sign for it?
>>480874
O-okay....
>He approaches slowly in your direction
>When he arrived, he waited for you to answer
>>480919
W-wow it says "Large"
WEW LAD THAT WAS A FUN BAN
>>480884
>He after turned his head to you
What!?
>Still cropping pics by the way don't have that many
>>480950
>480950
>>480814
I don't think it's good to be lagging in an MMO.
>>480879
Hey, I'll play with you later.
>>480937
>Nue wraps her hand around the back of the boy's head and presses her lips to his ear.
It's sex, lots and lots of dirty nasty sex, anybody and everybody fucking like rampaging beasts~
>>480937
Child, please, heed my call! This is no place for one such as thee. The way forward is paved with pain and sorrow. Flee, child, before it's too late!
>>480950
Yes it did
>>480961
>>480975
>He looked shocked when he heard the words entering his ear and tried to push himself away from you
Uh... I think i need to l-leave...
>>480980
I didn't know!
>>481016
CHAIKA! CHAIKA!
>>481035
>She coils her wings around his limbs and attempts to lift him into the air.
Boy, this is a breeding ground and you wandered straight into it.
Couldn't you smell the stench of sex?
You wouldn't be here if it revulsed you as much as you're pretending it does.
You know you want to fuck and be violated, don't pretend with me.
>>481035
It matters not whether or not thou knew of this place. Now you know, so take flight at once, before you are corrupted by the ones that reside here!
I hope you guys stay here. I love having easy access to ERP. The /b/ threads always seemed to get deleted.
>>480771
No tipping?
*triggered*
So we're here permanently now instead of /b/?
>>481078
>He could not react and he was lifted up by her wings
N-no! T-thats not true! Let me go!
>He swung wildly with his arms
>>481107
She caught me! Help!
>>481132
/b/ bans people for using avatars, so I guess.
>>481151
This isn't really true.
The ban wave was for one person.
>>481173
it doesnt matter, the result is the same. every single person who posted in those threads was banned, no matter what they posted or who they replied to.
>>481139
It is out of my hands, child. Requiescat en pace.
>>481139
Come on, you know you want your cute little cock spilling a constant flow of cum for everyone here to watch~
In fact I think I'll have a look at hit.
>Nue grabs at the groin of his pants and violently tears at the fabric, her nails grazing and cutting at his thighs as she viciously disrobes him.
If you don't want this to happen then just say very clearly "Please Miss Nue I'm an utterly pathetic specimen of a human being who doesn't ever want to breed, please don't let me fill your womb with my seed."
>>481173
3 I think
Me, Piece and Anzu all got 7 day bans I think.
>>481173
I also got banned.
>>481226
7 days?
I get month + long bans
That being said threads have always had bans and ban waves even before the avataring picked up like it has
>>481173
>raises hand
me too
>>481173
I didn't even avatarfag, and I got banned for 2 days for replying to a thread.
>>481242
>>481283
Chaika! Why do you keep ignoring me?!
>>481283
Chaika! Banned?
>>481208
God I'm making so many fucking typos today.
I got banned for a while, around 34 hours I think~
>>481323
>that wave
>automatically makes me think of peach jerking someone off
you did this to me
>>481208
>Still completely shocked and naked he could not get himself to speak the sentence completely
P-please m-miss N-nue... I don't w-want this!!!
>>481343
Imagine that glove around your dick
>>481343
That elongated bright spot behind her hand is awfully conveniently placed...
>>481356
I know it was against the rules. I just wanted to talk to anime girls.
>>481357
(I do wish you had mentioned what kind of state your cock is in.)
>She gently strokes her hands along his thighs before gently placing kisses along the cuts she made as she tore at his clothes.
Sorry cutie, you have to say the whole thing, and sorry that I got a bit rough, you're just so cute that I want to play with you really bad.
>Her delicate kisses slowly progress up his tender and sore thighs toward his groin.
>>481363
>Imagine that glove around your dick
i do. every waking moment of every day. but im also trying NOT to fap
>>481302
White! When?
>>481311
Not Bane. Big man. For you!
>>481389
Red cute
>>481440
Past 3 times I replied to you, you ignored me. I'm sorry, Chaika.
>>481440
Cute! Chaika! Missed! Red happy!
>>480348
>tfw played as healer but no tanks were man enough to take what they truly deserved
>>481417
(Oh yeah whoops, its been a while since i've done erp)
>A few tears came from his eyes after the cuts though he began to feel slight pleasure that was made from the kisses
I... I haven't tried... Sex before...
tfw Clown Piece removes u
>>481552
I haven't removed anyone in a while so no idea who you are but you can readd me. I posted my steam in this thread, skype is the same as always and I've never removed anyone on that
>>481417
>stroking not so innocent cock
I've always wanted to watch you at play, Mistress! Please, let me watch.
>>481541
>And his cock started to erect
>>481541
i RECOGNIZE THAT DOUJIN
WHAT IS THE NAME
I NEED IT
>>481535
>tfw played as tank that would pull and destroy way more than my healers were used to and they couldnt keep up with me, but i still managed to hold aggro, not die, and do top dps.
>tfw they would just get mad and leave instead of going full healslut mode
>>481541
(still not mentioning what state your dick is in, I'm not going to tell you whether you're hard or soft for you and I'm not going to interact with it until I know whether you're hard.)
>Nue pulls her head back and gazes at his body before throwing him at the floor.
Oh, if you're that hung up about firsts then I guess I'll just let you wander off.
I mean I was perfectly happy to help you become a man but I guess you just want to be a sniveling boy and I can't be bothered with such a wimp.
>>481626
>>479006
>>481599
>Keep linking wrong sorry
http://nhentai.net/g/108149
>Pic not related
>>481578
hmm idk
I think you did maybe a couple weeks ago when I wasn't on much. I see you removed the other person I knew you had added too
I'll add you again in a little
>>481671
Alright I removed a lot of people cause of a drunk depression episode but I fixed it so don't worry. Though I might not remember you, lots of people add me so it can be just like meeting a new friend again.
boy its lucky i have developed a fetish for starting things but never finishing them
>>481703
oh no, i hope you're doing better
is fine, i don't think we actually talked much before
>>481633
>Out of excitement, his cock was already hard and throbbing
N-no... I do want to try... P-please miss Nue...
>His head was deep red of blushing
>>481760
You know what? Why should I help somebody so indecisive?
If you want it beg for somebody else to take care of you because I honestly am pretty bored.
(and I should be getting to bed holy shit I'm exhausted.)
>>481796
>He got on his feet and looked a little disappointed and shrugged
Y-yes miss Nue....
(I should probably do the same. Do you wanna try another time?)
>>481904
(I guess, I'm pretty fucking frustrated that I'm getting tired right now. Somebody I've been waiting to play with gets off work in like an hour.
Sorry.)
>>481944
(That sucks, but there in nothing much to do about it, i still also need to crop more pics, this was a pretty impulsive idea, but i wanted to try it out. Oh well sleep well.)
>>481944
Tea is an alternative to coffee <3
>>481983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UsPRSrxmmI
>>481983
Can the tea be licked off Peach's body? I'd drink it then.
>>481983
>tfw peach will never sit down and have a pleasant tea party with you
>>482012
That better be cooled down tea, then.
>>482012
tea is not for lewd, lewd comes AFTER a successful tea party
It's been a while.
>>482031
What's a little pleasure without pain?
>>481983
Caffeine does very little for me
infact I guess you could say it just leaves me Nuetral.
>>482032
>slips my cock in your warm tea and stirs the sugar lumps around
Tea is for lewd!
>>481983
As a guy who doesn't like coffee but does like tea I like your attitude, Peach.
>>482042
Hello, how are you this evening?
>>482057
>that pun
are you trying to ruse me
>>482057
Drink some tea or something like monster.
>>482100
Qt.
/healslut/ is back, anyone want some service?
>>482057
This looks straight up your alley.
>>482112
youre looking to do a tank/healslut RP?
>>482083
I am tired. What about you?
>>482112
Heal me please.
>>482112
cleanse plz
>>482124
I'm alright, thanks for asking.
>>482112
My HP is at 96%, top me off please...................
>worst healer NA
>>482102
>>482118
No, caffeine in general does utterly nothing for me.
I can chug 3 energy drinks and be asleep in 10 minutes.
>>482112
Lemme know when there is one of you that plays free shit I won't be laggy as fuck in for being european.
>>482100
Better for guests?
I guess it's a little more formal and can be enjoyed by a wider range of people.
>>482124
Well, if it isn't Miss Hina. It's been some time since last we met.
>>482123
Absolutely! I might have some trouble healing a whole party at once though...
>>482127
Let me get right on that!
>>482147
Only a quick lick, I have to focus heals for these other boys~
>>482145
What's going on?
>>482152
Hmmm sit in a burning hot shower.
>>482192
>want to do this so bad but need to leave
please, please be a regular poster around here so i get another shot at this.
>>482193
I used to sleep in searing hot baths
and ice cold ones.
I'm not exactly the most normal of people when it comes to how I can sleep.
I can sleep upside down, I can sleep standing up, I can sleep through near fucking anything in terms of noise.
The only time I've struggled to fall asleep when tired thoroughly was when I had a stomach ulcer.
I want to hear vocaroos of people cumming to their favorite girls.
>>482189
Yes it has Dark. I apologize for my long disappearance from this realm.
>Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
>>482192
Isn't that one on the right a boy?
>>482256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dBV5K3KNFH
sorry
premature ejaculator :3
>>482192
Help me too, Healslut, you let me dip to 5%!
>>482288
>no dolphin sounds
Leaky plz
>>482226
Tonight is my first time here, but I like it a lot so far! I'll definitely be around some other time to top of your HP~
>>480919
>tfw Jarome with UPS
*looks around*
This looks like a nice safe spot for an innocent boy.
*sits down and starts reading a book*
>>482255
Strange child.
>>482264
Understandable. We all lead busy lives, I'm sure. But we always seem to come back sometime or another. Of course, I bet you can find much misery here.
>>482264
Excuse me, but do you service people?
My dick could really use some help, and it seems you're the only one available.
