New ERP thread. Stay thristy my friends
Furst
welcome back clownpiece
I'm back from my shower~
Can someonnneeee come dry me offf~
>>470273
Hey slut, I'm back~
Lurking. Waiting. Watching.
Always. Watching
>>470317
I was never gone, I just didn't post for the day cause I was out fishing.
>>470328
But I wanna make you wet
>>470328
Sure, that sounds easy enough.
And fun.
Got a towel ready?
>>470328
I really. Really want to play with you and your big, peachy butt.. But I'm also falling asleep here.. can I use your butt as a pillow?
>>470349
Mmmm...don't think so, what are you going to do now~?
>>470338
Maybe if you get on my good side<3
>>470357
Its a little wet, I hope you're ok with that~
>I slap my still wet ass as it jiggles and flings water all over the bed
All yours~
>>470357
Relaxing, wet and warm~
just like sucking cocks<3
Oh hey look... another thread.
>>470403
That is the case Nazi, though I don't expect much actual ERP to happen here tonight, perhaps tomorrow. I could/should make a thread on /b/ but I'm lazy. Maybe if I get horny again I'll do it, then advertise for people to come here
>>470389
Hi Peach. As ever you just talking gets me hard
>>470375
Because I don't wanna yawn on someone's cock
...Thinking about it now that might be someone's fetish...
>>470389
>She bites her lip as she watches the water drip off of your smooth, bouncy butt. Laying her facial cheek to your bottom cheek and playfully patting the other one
You are, just so awesome <3
>>470389
Well, without a towel...
I guess I still have hands, at least.
>I touch your collar bone lightly with my fingers and run my palms down your chest, giving your breasts a squeeze, before continuing down your belly and nearing a certain point between your legs
>>470441
If you wanna be lazy I could just rub my dick over your face, that'd be fun.
>>470337
Yeh her easy shit isn't like, the easiest. But you can do FJ HK into like cMK into a special. I think her M tastsu kick is what you use to link, not sure. You could probably do c lp cmk for more damage
>Caption wheelchairs
>kek
>>470440
I can't stress how much that makes my pussy twitch anon~
>>470441
And you're so much fun to play with, babe~<3
>I lock my legs around your torso keeping your face planted on my ass
Stay here with me tonight, ok~?
>>470448
Mhmhm...you've got a tongue too, right~?
Why don't you clean my just like an animal would <3
>>470483
>My bad if my spelling/vocab goes to shit, i'm fairly stoned at the moment.
>>470483
I'm not trying to take in too many tonight but I see that I'm quickly not listening to myself...
I'll be here a while, stick around and you might get what you want<3
>>470506
My bad, I should have stated
>its paperanon
Oops. Man i'm on the ball tonight.
>>470430
I'm fine with just talk.
No need for lewd stuff.
>>470329
Hey there sexy~
>No need for lewd stuff.
>Hey there sexy~
>:^)
>>470471
Just don't get it in my hair~
>Smiles sleeply, puckering her lips a bit in anticipation
>>470475
>mumbles into your lush butt for a moment before moving her head to the side to speak
Is that royal booty orders?~
>>470483
Threesome hmm? I would enjoy fighting Peach over a cock~..
>>470506
You replying to e-mails too? I'm not sure what angle I want to go at you but I want you really bad right now.
>>470541
>He smiles as well, lowering himself a bit and indulging the both of them, running his warm, hard cock over her soft cheek and lips.
>>470475
Why yes! I do have a tongue. Might take a while to clean you like that... although I wonder if you mind that.
>I kiss you on the cheek and catch a droplet before working my way down your neck, eventually reaching your breasts where I lick your skin wherever droplets are clinging
>I give each nipple a quick suck and go around to the side, working my tongue along your ribs to catch any droplets hanging there
>>470506
Hey princess peach.
Any chance we could get an expansion show?
>>470329
Voyeur. Indecent.
>>470541
Good evening DMG!
Any particular fetish you want to play out tonight?
>>470588
>>470559
I see...I guess it can't be helped, can it~?
I'm heading to bed now but Ill bring my phone..
and yeah, you can talk to me at [email protected] , kay~?
>>470541
Yes!
I wanna have a sleep over with my slut buddy <3
>>470578
I think I've already gotten myself into "trouble" with about 3 anons..I'm gonna be on my phone soon so replies are gonna be short
I'll fully dedicate my body to your perverted wishes soon~<3
>>470576
You're encouraged to take your time~
>I raise my arms above my head and let out a sultry sigh as your tongue works over my body
>>470538
Hey babe~ What's happening? <3
>>470574
>presses her lips on your cock as you rub her with it. some precum leaking on her face
Hehe, this is fun... Think you can cum from just this?~
>>470588
How was that pic indecent? ;-;
>>470591
I'm really tired tonight.. Not doing anything that will make my brain hurt tonight.. I'll be around tomorrow to have much more fun
... But to answer your question I haven't been bullied by a cute girl in awhile... So that.
>>470607
Well.. if it's royal order~
>kisses your soft, lush bottom before cuddding into it
>>470607
Yo peachy I'ma send you my steam on email so you can add me for whenever you wanna get popped in SF4 when
>the beautiful and caring
anon buys it for me. I'll be gettin ready senpai better believe lmao
>>470629
Nothing much, thinking about sexy things like you~
Flu...
>>470629
>He starts bucking lightly against her face, smearing that precum over her cheek and forehead, his balls running along her jawline.
Mmm... I'm sure I could... you're making a good cock pillow.
>>470607
Then take my time I will, you sexy thing...
>I work my up, running my tongue along your side and up towards your armpit, catching a row of droplets
>going sideways, I move my tongue towards your shoulderblades and give your neck a gentle kiss
>then dropping down, I press my tongue against the base of your spine and starts licking along the valley of your back up towards your neck
>my hands are unable to resist grabbing your ass and squeezing each soft buttcheek
>>470629
>I spin myself over so your face is just above my tight stomach and you feel a sticky heat below your chin
Hehee...hey there~
<3
>>470632
senpai pls you'll fuck me up I haven't played in years
See me in skullgirls tho
Was that a good impression~?
Ahaha <3
>>470674
P-Please use me anon to satisfy your desires....I got clean just so you could make me dirty again <3
>>470657
You can think about this butt!
>
>>470660
>Pushes her face to your warm, swelling cock and balls, moaning lightly as she feels your warmth, snuggling herself on your cock
Cum for me sir~ Cum from my very, little touch~
>>470714
>Smiles up at you, digging her chin into your warmness a little teasingly
Hmm, what's this? A present? just for me?
>tfw clown was nicer two days ago but became a fag
>>470714
No, princess, don't tell me to use you. I'd use you all night if I could.
Although...
>I spread your buttocks with my hands and reveal your freshly washed pussy
... god, I want to be in there.
>>470714
Aight I sent the mail, I ain't to good at skully with girls senpai but I'll get fucked in it, It was aight this forum dont let niggas type baka desu senpai or nothin it gets auto typed into whatever. Makes it look like I'm more in character desu lmao
>>470740
I actually don't think I've been rude at all, but I'll write down your complaint into my box and try to fix it. Thanks for your concern anon
I actually didn't realize it, so I'll try and improve on a serious note
>>470734
>He starts panting lightly, squirming his hips, smearing more wet precum over her pretty face.
A-almost... mmm..
Damn I hate being sick.
>>470734
I sure will...
>>470790
i want to ride your big fat cock until I can't move from the pleasure
>>470781
I can't wait to teach you~
It's easy and fun and you'll love it <3
>>470734
>I instantly let out a lewd moan as you brush your jawline up and down my hot slit past my little sun colored peach fuzz
Ahhh...I'm sorry-!
I just couldn't resist with you so close..I got soaked instantly.
Please don't punish me~!
>>470760
I'm a slut anon~ plain and simple I need cocks!
>I bend down and smile at you from between my legs and spread my ass apart for you
Do you see anything you like~?
Just let me know!
>>470823
Hey Elena, any chance you'd be into breast and ass expansion?
>>470846
Princess, do you think we can do more power up transformations soon?
>>470852
Do you think I need that?
>>470797
>I could come up with a way to pay you ladies for your time.
Oh my, we're just like whores now~
>>470807
>She moves back a bit, most of her face covered in your clear precum, opening her mouth
Ahhh~ Waiting~
>>470846
Punish you?~
>pushes her face between your legs, giving your wet slit a long lick, from one end, to the other, then stopping on your clit and flicking it with her tongue once
Why would I ever punish you?~
>>470862
Tomorrow I've got you, paperanon and k believe an expansion anon lined up~
You can bet all the cum in those balls I'll be here for you tomorrow<3
>>470846
I want to eat that pussy. Like, badly. Tongue that asshole too. Then drown when you squirt all over my face.
>>470870
But I need you to dominate me
>>470846
>tfw want to show peach pictures of my dick to see what she thinks
wtf is wrong with me
>>470846
I do see something I like...
>I fumble with my pants and pull out my hardened dick
>I bring the tip of it up to your pussy and gently press it against the crevice of your pussylips
Mind if I fuck you? You've made me so hard it's unbearable and I need to put my dick in here badly.
>>470870
It'd be entertaining to have some expansion sex, though.
Especially if Elena starts popping out of her clothes and maybe even lactating a little?
>>470881
>I begin to tap my left foot as I place my right leg over your body while your face is busy kissing my pussy
I can't control myself when you're touching me...each time we make contact I feel like I'm about to cum all over...I t-thought you would think that's embarrassing~!
>>470846
I sent you an e-mail
>>470886
Alrighty!
I wonder what power ups you might have in mind!
>tfw when you find cocoa pebbles in your cabinet and squee in happiness so loud you scare your dog and it wakes up the house at 2 AM
F-fuck senpai I just wanted to eat some cereal lmao
>>470913
>No one sends me pics of their dicks
;-;
>>470931
>She kisses your clit with a smile, looking up at you as she replies
That's no embarrassing, it's sweet~ I want to make my sexy little peach cum all over~
>She kisses around your thigh and to your sweet, pink lips again
>>470905
I want you to violate me with that mouth too, anon~
...tomorrow though!
Ahaha~<3
>>470913
I love all cocks the same, sugar <3
All I ask for is your cum. Whenever I ask for it. Okay~?
>>470920
> I ride my soaking cunt up against the length of your cock and slap and squeeze my sweaty ass
Poor anon...I've done this to you, haven't I? Please..take care of yourself, I'm here to serve this massive dick..
>>470907
Oh that can be arranged..
>>470925
Nigga you're going full /d/ here...
I don't have enough badges to write that...
And definitely not enough badges to ERP that...
>>470970
>>470978
Could you give it a shot?
>>470974
>...tomorrow though
I'll be here with bells on. Where they'll attach with no clothing on, I have no idea.
Oh, also, I shot you an email.
>>470971
>tfw not enough guys send you pictures of them in panties
How am I suppose to humiliate them if they don't
>>470881
>His panting reaches an apex, and as she opens her mouth he suddenly slides his cock inside of the warm maw, letting out a pleasured sigh as he started pumping sperm in to her mouth.
Ahhh...!
>>470937
I'll get to it when I can, anon~
I hope it's something exciting <3
>>470971
>I shudder myself deeper into you and begin ride your face as you play me with your tongue
If you keep..working me like this, there's no way I won't cum everywhere and make a huge mess~
Are you..s-sure you want me to absolutely lose it? <3
>>470974
>I grind my length against your pussy as you tease me
Yes, you have. Time for you to fix it!
>I spread your pussy open with my fingers and push my cockhead into the meaty hole, only to suddenly grab your hips and thrust forward, slamming into your ass and going balls-deep into your cunt
... oh yeah, that's good...
>>470993
Fuck...
Fiiiiine...
>>470971
Here you go DMG~
>>470971
I-I could send you one if you want...
>>471047
Thank you very much, Elena!
you're a real dick-saver.
>>470978
Yes.!dominate me please, make me your fuck toy! I beg you
>>471056
It's huge! Let me suck it dry please
>>471057
post here
ayy what good, senpai?
Jarome in tha HOUSE
>>471009
>not enough
>This implies there are already guys sending you these pics
... Lucky...
>>471012
>She moans around your cumming cock, the sweet, hot ropes of cum fill her mouth, soon she swallows it all, sliding your now limp cock out of her mouth
I didn't even have to try~ yay <3
>>471022
>(and you should totally do it)
Yes! This guy gets it!
>>471033
>She doesn't leave her mouth from your sweet slit, suckling, kissing , and licking your pink, wet lips, staring up at you with a wink and a nod as she laps her tongue around your click a few time
>>471056
>Google image search brings up nothing
Oh my. Did I do that? Make it that hard?
>>471057
[email protected]
I can also be booked for parties.
>>471063
So you're the one who's all about expansion right?
>>471069
Guess you're the one who needs to get punished...
What have I gotten myself into?
>>471083
Whatup?
>>471043
>as you ram your hot throbbing cock deep into my pussy I look back at you with a deep blush and my tongue hanging out slightly
Ahh..ha...please grab my arms and pull them~!
I want you to fuck my so hard I pass out~!
>I throw both my arms behind my back towards you, hands outstretched for you to grab
>>471093
I've only had 4? Send me it so far, I'm working on the 5th right now.
>>471093
(No one will ever know thats actually my dick I posted in the thread, fu fu fu)
>>471106
Indeed I am.
It's the best fetish, ma'am!
Any chance you could take care of my cock?
>>471106
Punish me. Please
>tfw want to erp with BMG but she's kinda busy
>>471093
Thanks for eating my sperm <3
>>471112
That's huge! Let me suck it, fuck my ass with it all day, i just want it and it's hot sticky liquid inside of me!
>>471112
Holding hands with Clownpiece while knocking her up!
Petting her hair while she's got cum oozing out of her lady parts!
>>471110
>I eagerly grab you by the wrists and pull you back towards me, thrusting harder and deeper into you pussy
God, you're such a slut and have such a sweet pussy.
>I go faster, pulling you back and hammering into your ass as I push my dick into your pussy over and over
>>471093
>as I push and pull my hips towards your eager tongue, I look down at you sucking on a finger
Ahh...h-hey...can you use your..magic..?
To make me feel even better...? <3
>as I finish my request, my pussy tightens around your tongue in anticipation of an answer <3
>>471165
You should use your double cherry mushroom to fuck her, Peach!
>>471093
Sent, ehem
>>471106
ah you know hot nazi lady, long day at work an shit hopped on over to here to see what was goin down
also hoping to check in with my little g anzu, let her know im hood right now
>>471179
I want nothing more for her to fuck ME right now anon~
I want her to show me what she can do and make me feel more vulnerable and sensitive than ever before~<3
>>471156
>I moan louder and louder as my ass slaps against your hips each time you bottom out inside my moist pussy
A-ahh~!
Yesh! Yesh! Please fuck your slutty princess until she can't stand anymore~!
>>471106
I've got your stomach expansion right here
I'm gonna be a father guys.
>>471197
Not just posting it in the thread, why so shy anon? Is it that small and pathetic?
>>471112
4 is much more then the average.
>>471130
What the fuck is a BMG?
>>471140
Thanks for shooting your load all over my mouth and face!
>>471165
> trying her best to not move her mouth from your warm under region she slides her tongue out of your sweet, clean hole, flicking her wand around. once shows no effect for a moment, until you feel what feels to me a fat, thick cock slide in and out of your well lubracated hole, popping her mouth off of you for a moment to wipe her chin and lips, moving her wand back and forth away from you in time with the cock sliding in and out
I'm to tired to grow a cock myself... so here's a magic detached one~ And I can still eat you while it fucks you!
>She happily smiles, pushing her face back down between your legs, soft, quick licks on your sweet, wet womanhood, as the magical cock slides in and out of your now stretched pussy~
>This one by far is my favorite out of all the new pics Peachy got me
>>471120
As in use my mouth?
You know better than to ask in riddles.
You should just say what you want, makes both of us satisfied faster...
>>471127
Get on your knees you worthless shit!
>>471198
Jee shit's cool.
>>471208
Kek
>>471215
Browning Machine Gun
Weapons caliber
.50 BMG
>>471219
I really want to fuck your pussy, Ma'am.
And show off your body while it gets bigger and lewder!
>>471219
Yes master!
>Gets on my knees begging to be punished
>>471215
Oh, my bad, I just want to erp with you.
>all of this lewd dick rating
A-are we going too far?
>>471215
Jarome think BMG means Black Magician Gurl or somethin
>>471222
kek
We aren't going far enough.
You haven't showed me your cock yet.
>>471245
Yeah, Jarome would think it's BLACK magician girl.
>>471263
Blue. Black. Bruise.
Jerome. Kek.
>>471263
>Yeah, Jarome would think it's BLACK magician girl.
thats actually what shes called in the original japanese media though
>>471206
>I keep up the hard, fast pace, pulling at your arms with all my strength
Oh, I will! I'll fuck you as much as possibly can!
> I watch your ass jiggle and your hair fly about as I feel my hard dick bury itself in your pussy as deeply as it can
You're a damn whore... and I love it!
>>471215
(I believe it's "Black Magician Girl"!)
>I run my legs up and down your back as your attack on my cute little pussy is driving me crazy
O-Oh my gosh~
This is beyond anything I could've ever wanted.
I-I love you...DMG~! Please accept all of my hot sticky love juices when I cum soon, kay~?
>I shove more fingers in my mouth and lewdly suck on them as my other hand is busy pulling your hair as you busily work on my pussy
>>471263
I'm waiting to see your cock DMG, show it to me in email at the least.
[email protected]
>>470970
>tfw Jarome like raisin bran the best
>tfw grass captcha
>>471263
>You haven't showed me your cock yet.
We can fix that. Where's your email address?
I don't understand why would they want pics of our dicks? What are they gonna do with them?
>>471308
if you have to ask this question, i wouldnt bother sending any
>>471319
ayy lmao
>>471273
yo, what you implying Chaika?
>>471083
JAROME MY NIGGA whats good senpai I was afk for a little bit but I'm back homie how you been?
>>471294
>raisenbran good to senpai dont worry
I just got back from watching a 30 min video about WoW lore. I'm a fuckin nerd lmao
>Also grass captcha
>>471279
A-ahh...pl-please fill me with your hot cum...I want to feel it spray into my womb...
>I wiggle my ass side to side against your hips and I tighten my grip on your beating cock
Please...give it to me~!
Also...can the slut perverted princess get some dick pics?
I'll do whatever you boys ask me to do...<3
[email protected]
>>471273
Oh let you out of the basement?
>>471274
I was making a race joke anon.
A race joke
>>471285
>She pushes her wand hard forward, which in turn pushes the magical cock deep into you. pushing on your cervix as she pushes the tip of her tongue onto your clit hard, with each little moan she begs and begs for your lovely woman juices
>>471290
Girl is in my name dumb dumb. Girls don't have dicks
>>471298
[email protected]
>>471308
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to!
>>471290
Clown please, fuck my pathetic ass hard with your huge cock, fill me to the brim with your delicious hot sperm. Please! I want you inside me, I want to feel your cock pulse as it released huge loads of your thick and delicious semen inside of me. PLEASE!
>>471337
Beg more for dick pics and maybe
>>471345
Blue. Chain. Chaika. Basement. Days. Escape. Indecent.
>>471334
i understand the lore fever, g
Jarome study elder scrolls lore deeper than TM 28
ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᶠᵃᵐ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃᶰ ᵉᵐᵃᶦᶫ ˢᵒ ᴶᵃʳᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵗᵃᶫᵏ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒʳᵉ?
>>471337
This is actually really hot.
I need to go jack off before I do something stupid like take a picture of my dick.
>>471345
You just haven't been seeing the right kind of girls.
>>471350
Oh? You think you even have a use as my onahole?
Can you even manage to fit my cock inside that virgin ass of yours
>>471345
>my pussy tightens down on your cock as it kisses my womb, sending me over the edge as I grab your face with both hands and pull it into my squirting cunt
Ah-Ahh~!
Please...lick up all my hot fresh pussy juice....
Mmmph...DMG...
I think I'm in love <3
>>471368
>senpai those letters
>also loli lewd banned here senpai sorry bout that
Yeh I also got a discord room with me and like one other nigga from the thread, nobody else in here we just shit talk and lounge around lmao
>how is elder scrolls lore senpai never checked it out
Join twitch stream Batman3457 and I'll hook you up wit an email senpai
>>471337
That Peach, such a cum-guzzling slut. Disgraceful. I, the -real- Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom; the one and only Wendy O' Koopa,would never degrade myself like that! ...Well, maybe a little. If I got some nice new bracelets out of it. Or a new bow.
>>471403
>new phone who dis
>>471368
>real talk tho senpai
Some serious convos happen in here tho senpai so keep it low key you feel?
>>471389
I want to be your fuck toy and nothing more for now. I want your cock to fill me, I want to consume your semen instead of regular food. I want only your cock in my life, nothing more for now.
>>471337
>I grin at the request, not slowing down
Exactly what I wanted.
I'll fill your womb with everything I've got, princess.
>I go even faster, pulling hard on your wrists and pounding against your ass
>my dick throbs excitedly in your cunt and nears bursting
>faster and faster it's jammed into your cunt
>I moan and shiver as I finally cum, stop pounding you and just pull you back and hold you against me by the arms
>my cock nearly explodes as it pumps load after load of sperm into your pussy
A-ah...! Fuck yes..!
>>471364
Haha. Ha. Ha. So silly. No one understands you silly Chaika. Now back to the baseme... I mean your room.
>>471389
That's lewd. Lewd I say.
LEEEEEWWWD
>>471392
>Opens her mouth to try and catch as much as she can in her mouth, still a lot spilling onto the bed under us
>She licks your sweet, sticky juices off of your once clean body, when finishing she looks up at you, still a lot of cum on her face
I love you too Princess <3
>>471403
We kinda like her as a cum-guzzling slut. Fucking is, after all, a lot of fun.
>>471423
>as soon as I feel you start to cum I press you up against the wall with my overpowering ass, groping and squeezing my huge slutty tits as I enjoy taking your whole load inside me<3
Aha...anon
Do you feel better now~?
I think I need another shower...
>>471413
>Just some Anon with a few Wendy images and occasional desire to get people off
>tfw fat like bowser
>wish I could fuck peach
>>471400
Jarome found the thing
but like DAYUM tho Jarome know so much shit now from how everything started to the era of the dragons an shit
>>471464
I know the feelin senpai I know like 80% of WoWs lore and shit besides like the books and shit like that desu, shits crazy so much shit to remember. I don't remember what I ate yesterday but I can tell you about the first two horde invasions lmao
>>471435
Please. Help. Chaika.
>>471435
>I pull you up to my face and give you a deep kiss, poking my tongue deep inside your mouth and aggressively fighting your own
Mhmm~<3
I taste as good as ever!
>I fall on my back with my arms open wide towards you, beaming
A new royal order! come cuddle with me and let's fall asleep together~
>>471345
Sent ~
>>471480
I'll come with you to the basement and play with you
>>471403
What could I get for a gold plated bracelet?
>>471435
Says the slut who likes looking at cocks
>>471422
Oh then if you know your place beneath me then perhaps I will use you from time to time if you are lucky. Maybe even letting you taste my cock with your mouth depending on the occasion
>>471480
I think we can just start charging people and let them use chaika in turns
>>471448
>I take a moment to catch my breath
... Yeah... now I definitely feel better.
Damn, princess... That was great.
>my dick twitches a few times inside your pussy, squeezing out the last drops of cum, before I step back and pull it out
>>471480
Shh. Quite now~
>>471484
>She happily falls onto your bouncy soft chest, resting her head and closing her eyes.
Goodnight love, until tomorrow <3
>Goodnight thread <3
>>471521
good night senpai keep up the dope work, I'll be around for awhile probably, unless I nap desu I am gettin a little sleepy. Been up for almost 6 hours might need to sleep for 12 lmao
>>471521
>>471516
>Chaika yawns and falls asleep in Blue's basement.
>>471521
>Goodnight love, until tomorrow <3
*squee*
>>471519
I'm glad you could enjoy me like that, anon~
It's 3 am, time for sleep <3
See you guys tomorrow~!
>>471231
>Bends over in front of you.
Well come on then... Fuck me silly...
>>471236
Good boy.
>Slaps your face
That's your reward. Now get your face against the floor. Ass up face down!
>>471534
I wish loli wasn't banned this is cute and lewd
>>471513
Ugh, gold -plated-? Not solid gold? You peasant... Humph, I suppose in that case though you could get...a handjob. Delivered skillfully from my divine claws~ Or maybe intercrurel sex. You'd get to fuck my gorgeous, scaly thighs~
>>471549
Goodnight and sweet dreams!
Looks like its time for chit chat and chill senpai couple the big erpers steppin off to sleep and I'm still wide awake senpai whose tryin to get smack talked in some fighting games?
>thread still poppin with real erp but I'm bouta derail into /fightinggames/
> baka desu senpai
>>471568
Rip senpai loli lewd banned but sleepy loli aight so its whats up desu I never really lewded but I let people I like peek tho
>>471582
>playing inferior fighting games vs csgo
Do you even esport son?
>>471593
Senpai my CSGO game is shit because I can't callout shit, but I got great accuracy and can throw nades I guess senpai lmao
>>471474
you only play vanilla wow?
>>471582
I dunno little lewdster I was wanking but Peach and DMG left. Not sure what to do now. Wasted my night wanking as is.
>>471593
I have CSGO but nothing to run it with, piece of shit laptop aint got enough power.
Need to fix up my rig to play again.
>>471603
I used to be like 1900+ rating in live wow on my holy paladin before I quit, but atm yeah senpai I sometimes fuck around on a BC private server cause I got characters lmao. I play Fighters too but in WoW sake only Vanilla atm.
>>471610
>loli lewd is against rules sorry senpai
Is it really wasted if you were wankin tho senpai? It sounds pretty fun desu. I don't even wank here I just post lmao
still here for a bit~
Just less lewd <3
>>471626
I can still e-mail my cock if you're interested.
I sent you a boring hello earlier, probably didn't notice it...
>>471600
Thats why you play with me senpai, all you have to do it aim and shoot, I can call strats, know proper smokes, and call outs for everyone.
>>471610
This is why I'm lucky I have my skype sluts to use when thread dies like it did
>>471613
CSGO runs on like 2 sticks and a pile of mud, your system must be really shit for it to not run
>>471626
And plenty cute, nonetheless.
>>471635
Senpai buy me a cool AK skin and I'll play I hate how shitty blue lamiet is what whatever the shit its called. I sold most my other skins for random shit cause I suck lmao
>>471620
gotcha, ive only ever done raiding but ive only been playing since MoP. bored as fuck now though. dont care for how legion seems to be butchering my class and im poor as shit so theres a chance i wont even play it
>>471626
hey peach, hope your night went well. great work tonight as always. we're happy to have you around
>>471635
Nigga not enough RAM for this shit.
1 gig ram.
1 fucking gig.
I can barely run 4chan nigga
>>471649
>begs every thread
Ho ho ho!
>>471651
Yeeh I mostly PvE on private servers, but on live wow I pvp cause its actually competitive. If you ever see yoself on Nostalrius I got a 60 on both servers, on Excal I got 10 level 70s I could fuck around with senpai.
>no life nigga got high levels everywhere
>>471662
>exposed nigga I really do lmao
Ayyy you can't blame a nigga for tryin senpai lmao
>>471649
Senpai I don't even have skins
>>471671
>holy shit
>I have more skins than a nigga
baka desu senpai I never thought I'd see the day
(runnin out of non lewd desu y'all know it gangsta loli lmao)
>>471677
Its why I gonna get cirno to buy me a knife for christmas/my birthday.
So you give me skins too then, it ain't your birthday
>>471687
Senpai I ain't even buy my family gifts for holidays lmao I can't be affordin that shit, most my skins are gifts cause I'm a non stop begger everywhere I go, I'm addicted desu
>Isn't even ashamed lmao
>>471516
Really? Thank you very much!
I am your cum dump from now on.
>>471695
>>/out/
>>471701
>/in/ there nigga lets gooo lmao
If my begging does become a prob tho and people in thread want it kill I'll stop senpai I do like chit chattin though with y'all, found some dope people in these threads desu
>tfw want to ERP but worried I'll be impersonating a regular ERPer by pretending to be one of their characters
>>471713
What you need for Christmas child, is a nice big slap over the head!
>>471721
Senpai You need a treadmill for christmas lmao outa here with that slappy slap
>low key tho hook me up with a wearable sleeping bag pls santa me love you forever senpai
>>471719
we don't have that many anymore so feel free.
>>471728
ᶰᵒᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃʳᵒᵐᵉ - ᵍᶦᵗ ᵃᶰᶻᵘ ᵃ ˢᶰᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᶜᵃᶫᶫᵉᵈ
>>471719
Actually, how many regulars are here?
>Peach
>Black Magician
>Elena
Others?
>>471721
santa you're not even real and besides, christmas is a pagan holiday. Today is Chanukah.
>>471719
just name the character and we'll let you know
>>471737
>senpai those letters
Nah nigga snuggie is weak shit, they really got wearable sleepin bags but they cost like 100 dollars shits wack but I'd love one desu use that shit all the time senpai lmao
>>471719
Post who you want to play as, I've been here for fucking ever, I can tell you if your good or not.
>>471695
I hope the grinch rapes you, nigga I buy fuckers shit always for christmas. You have to
>>471738
>Clownpiece
>Dawn
>Daisy
>succubus
>Deamon lady
>Rosa
Regularly show up
>>471743
Did I step on anyone's toes when I did Wendy? Geez, I hope I didn't...
>>471746
>would he touch me with a 30 foot long pole
Tbh senpai the only gifts I can give out are like in game gifts in WoW, but I'm filthy fuckin rich on every server I play on so I hook the senpai up good with shit durin holidays, but it ain't physical gifts you feel?
>>471753
i dont recall seeing a wendy before you so i dont think so
usually if you do it as someone who's already being ERPed as someone will be like
>thats not ____
>>471565
>I drop my pants, and start to slide my dick across your slit.
Yes ma'am.
(Captcha is driving me insane, sorry for the wait.)
>>471753
Obviously no one plays as wendy.
I have a much better list
>>471751
You forgot about Celestias list of characters he plays
>Celestia
>Daisy
>Luffy
>Catherine
*I somehow forgot the rest of his*
There is also
>Nue
>Peach
>Dark Magician Girl
Obviously never ever post lewd cirno, if you do thread will be spammed so thats off limits
and ummm, I think thats it. Like I have other characters myself and I'm sure others do as well but none of them show up regularly enough that they'd be a problem if someone actually wanted to use them
>>471762
Oh. Good. I was worried there for a moment. Not that I got much bites anyways, heh. It is late though.
>>471773
palutena's been here a few times lately
always hoped a good rosalina would show here so we could complete the mario girl trifecta
>>471773
Celestia...plays luffy?
>>471787
I wish a good rosalina would show up, a kik group I was in the admin was a rosalina player and he was pretty good. Too bad it died.
>>471791
Yes Celestia plays all 4 of those characters plus a few more, we use to be close friends but I probably accidentally deleted him off steam or I forgot which one is his username.
Aight peeps I'ma go shower and be back senpai prepare yo fighting game talk so I can explain why Standing fierce when close to U2 as Akuma is bullshit and I hate it
>totally not salty
>is salty
be right back~
>>471796
I refuse to believe this.
Luffy is...cringy.
I...wtf
>>471796
which characters do you play aside from clownpiece?
>>471800
Lates.
>>471804
I tried to pick up suika and I still want to but have been lazy, the other character I haven't played in a while but I really want to make her a new main character. I just don't want to say because of people ignoring me cause of my past.
I'll just say she isn't a touhou
>>471773
>Obviously no one plays as wendy.
Well now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
>>471800
ᴶᵃʳᵒᵐᵉ ʰᶦᵗᵗᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ᵍᶦᵗ ˢᵘᵐ ᶻ'ˢ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶠᵃᵐ
Which one of you lovely bitches is going to bend over and take my jolly Yuletide log? Ho ho ho~
A slow moving young girl paces around her room, scuffing the floor at times and wearing down the repeated path gradually. At last she takes a seat and flips through a notebook, which was blank aside from numbers that ran down the side. "Hum, need more data. Need more...volunteers."
She sighed, flipped the cover back and swiveled in the chair. A pen spun in her right hand and the left tapped against her exposed knee. Perhaps she waited for a knock of the door, so that her visitor might provide some much needed research of the most unnecessary variety.
>>471855
A loud noise echoed from the fireplace, followed by the appearance of a plump man completely garnished in red. He chucked to himself, running his fingers through his luscious white beard and a hand grasping a large brown sack.
He eyed the girl for a moment, before a warm smile filled his face. He bellowed out in a loud and cheerful voice "ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!"
>>471882
The bewildered girl stole a glance at the calendar on the south wall of her room. She squinted but only barely and saw that the festive day of giving was a mere two and some odd weeks away. "That can't be right. You're here waaaaay too early this month."
She seemed to accept the fact this jolly old man was the real deal. It didn't concern her it turned out to be false for there was a perfectly good subject right before her. "Say...how about you help me out with something? Since you're here and all."
>>471930
The jolly man shifts his sack, his laughter continually spreading across the room and filling all with joy and peace. He strides proudly towards the girl, assorted bells scattered across his outfit gladly ringing with each step.
With a quick movement, he pulls the bag from his shoulder and places it against the chair. From within, a variety of gifts and treats can be seen, each garnished in colourful wrapping.
He moves his hand to the girl, picking her up from her seat. With little difficulty, he takes her seat and places her onto his knee with one hand firmly held around her.
Hidden behind a pair of gentle, silver glasses, his eyes look down and meet hers.
"Ho ho ho! And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?"
>>471973
She stood awestruck from the plump man's lack of immediate response and if it were anyone else, she'd have struggled as he picked her up easily. "W-wait what!?" She exclaimed, with minor panic in her voice.
There was some concern for her chair, with the two sitting upon it and it groaned under their combined weight. It'd be a Christmas miracle that the stool should survive this test of durability. Then she looked confused, with his question reaching her ears, hidden from view by her dark brown hair that came down to her shoulders. "But I just sai-...ugh. Fine fine." She went silent, in momentary thought as she considered his question. "Alright and first, not a little girl, I hope you realize that or else those tiny glasses of yours are fake. Second, I would like nothing more than to be put down because this is starting to weird me out."
Alone, with a brightly colored suit wearing man, there was some embarrassment to be had being in this situation. She tried to scoot off his lap afterwards, taking it upon herself to fulfill her request personally if he wouldn't grant it.
>>471855
>>471828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1POyzBNF0
I wanted to do a serious RP with you santa but alcohol you know how it be
Back from my shower senpai, whats poppin seems like most niggas went to sleep besides this santa nigga, he prolly never sleeps gotta check that list and shit lmao. How y'all feelin tonight?
Anyone seen Marie Rose tonight?
>>472065
still here but not for long, heading to bed myself soon
>>472083
Join the discord she is a regular there
>>472065
Nigga I just got sad cause I finished my whiskey, but then I was like oh wait I have a brand new bottle of vodka.
Fucking lov ebeing an alcoholic desu
Yo who tryin to fuck aroun with me in some skullgirls for a lil? I'm complete ass and don't know anything but I'm about to start learning cause I need some dirty practice before I play Peach lmao
>low key savage with sneaky practice
>>472090
Wait wait wait wait
FUCKING t.b.h. censors to desu? AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>472090
>Join the discord
is it that easy? i thought that was selectively shared
>>472091
SENPAI I BEAT YO FUCKING ASS IN SKULL GIRLS
(I won't cause I"m shit at all fighting games, but I will try)
>>472099
I guess I don't fucking know, Vi has a bunch of stupid ass fucking rules. I can probably get you an invite I know lots of people on the inside but I left it myself.
Though the people I know are all asleep, hit me up tomorrow and I get you an invite if someone hasn't dropped one already.
>>472114
It's to filter out the shitposters.
>>472091
/id/Froggy24242
Get at me
>>472127
He could just ban them after they post, he bans people anyways. Like legit its no hair off his back its fucking stupid rules. The IRC is better than his cancer cause it doesn't have secret club bullshit
>>472114
thanks, but what even goes on in there? i kinda just got the impression that it was mainly just the ERP girls who hang out in there and chill
>>472089
That's whats up, I'll sleep in a few hours desu showers make me sleepy as fuck senpai
>>472090
Lmao like I say senpai just do what makes you happy, I'm sittin here eatin a peanut butter sandwich and gettin ready for skullgirls
>>472097
>t-b-h s-m-h and f-a-m all get censored into something
>>472127
>does nothing but shit post but honestly loves the censor
>>472114
Tbh senpai I'm terrible at skullgirls but I'ma try anyway lmao
Santa left then.
>>472133
Sent you my shit senpai better accept or you a bitch lmao
>running out of not lewd desu you know who it is lmao
>>472140
>That's whats up, I'll sleep in a few hours desu showers make me sleepy as fuck senpai
showers have the complete opposite effect on me and thats why i hate taking showers at night.
now baths on the other hand, i can take a nap in a bath, and i would, if it usually werent an awful idea.
>>472153
Ho ho ho! I'm just a busy man!
Why it's Christmas soon, we need the elves working 100% this time of year!
RIP
After going like like 7wins in a row against this bitch ass naga
>>472292
I want to fuck Clown!
>>472262
Dear Santa for Christmas this year I'd really like to have my own personal slut, who'll let me fuck her silly every day.
Was doin terrible at first but my fighting game prowess soon grew to strong, good games tho clowny, record is 6/19, better let me fix that later senpai ;)
>>472539
Naw nigga I'm retiring with me being 19/6 on yo ass, I like having my winning record. I'll play you at KI or SF5 when they come out. You have to give me a solid 1 to 2 months practice before you get the game though
>>472560
Senpai come on lmao I'll prolly still beat that ass in SF tho, even with that lead. I got a few years on you from SF2 desu
Clown betrayed /lewd/
>>472694
What the fuck you talking about senpai? I caused a bit of drama so I left, thats not betraying
>>472707
Stop excusing you stupid clown.
>>472716
What you talkin bout, you have my information of my main steam account even, I posted it in this thread, plus a screen cap of my other steam account, my email is also posted. If you were a close friend I can still talk to you
>>472733
Sure sure, keep being a faggot.
>>472746
I mean thats your opinion and I respect it, but I don't know how I wronged you, if its something I can correct tell me and I will. I'd rather not have people who dislike me. I'm not asking to be your friend again just for you to not hate me.
>>472761
You don't respect anything, faggot.
You just proved it by causing drama and suddenly leaving
>mfw finish playing fighting games
>stillfeelsgoodman.jpg
Fuck man been a long time since I actually played someone in a fighting game, shit was dope can't wait to get SF4 lmao
So this is where the hubs are? To think that we would be put into such a state...
>>472792
Yeah I tend to do that, I mean the drama part is never something I intend to happen but it always does when I magically leave. Either I/the other person gets too attached and them I ghost which causes drama.
So just excuse that part, I mean its not lke I disappear entirely
>>472803
Yeah senpai we out here now since niggas gettin ban't and shit, its chill as fuck out here tho some ERP some me convincin niggas to get popped in fighting games. How you be?
>>472810
I want you to disappear forever
>>472828
That probably won't happen senpai, I will be hear even long after you leave.
Hell I might switch characters and become best friends with you, you will never realize it even but I'll never be gone for good
>>472823
Well, as long as the spirit of ERP is here I guess that's all that really matters. I am doing fine, been really busy so I haven't been able to join the hubs as much as I would like. What fighting games are you into?
