/sug/ - Steven Universe General
No Puns, No Masters Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWUCH3m6Eo
Something is fishy in this thread, I could of shore pun's were okay.
>not pearl
First for best gem
Why is Lapis such a slut?
>>446131
You know i'm feeling somewhat better now
>>446463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cx79QelpM
that's a fine thing to hear~!
>>446223
canon
>>446462
only for her boyfriend
>>446483
Being in a relationship sucks dick.
ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE VISIT /SUG/
BULLIES AND NERDS
AND YOU LOT DON'T LOOK LIKE BULLIES SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN
DO YOU SUCK DICK?
>>446495
>i'm hopeful for opal
>>446460
Excuse me sir you seem to be misled this is not the /co/ Heathcliff thread
>>446495
Jaspers dick.
>>446495
no im gay thanks
I want Jasper to fuck me within an inch of my life and then gently cuddle my aching and broken body.
>>446495
No but you do.
>>446495
....do you not?
>>446495
why yes, i am a girl of course ;)
>>446530
>>446533
>you mean realize your having serious cramps because how big she was followed by her having to rub over your clit so you don't double over in pain.
>>446533
FUUUUUUUUCK IVE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT THAT FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS NOW. <3
>>446495
only feminine dicks, I'm not gay
>>446539
Kek
>>446462
Her design was made to be sexual.
Everybody make way for best gem
>>446552
>clit
L-L O N D O N ?
>>446539
Delicious holy flan.
>>446511
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE
>>446519
MAKE US PROUD SON
>>446521
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
>>446530
THAT DICK IS ATTACHED TO OPAL AND SHE'S GOT A HARDON FOR BULLIES
>>446537
>>446538
>>446544
>>446557
>>446562
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NEW REGIMENT OF FAGGOTRY, WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE ANY OF YOU ARE READY FOR GEM DICKING
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE FAGGOTS
>>446581
Yea Peridot makes the best paintings
>>446584
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>446495
There isn't anyone in the show that makes me want to suck dick right now.
>>446599
>>446597
>war face
XIR YES XIR
>>446597
how's this?
>>446606
Not even Jasper?
>>446653
No.
>>446597
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>446659
God you're a faggot
>>446597
>>446653
L-L O N D O N ?
why the fuck do you have 2 fires are you poor but nigger rich or something bitch?
>>446664
aaaaaah
>>446552
That's if your pussy is too small, and sensitive. A regular pussy wouldn't do that.
>>446462
at least she's a sensitive slut,letting em down easy
>>446664
I DO WANT THE GEM NUT
>>446489
that's typically what you would do in one
>>446489
fuck you if you can actually be in one then I'm jealous
>>446691
that's mean what if she just went too hard too long and you don't realize that until it's over and you try moving?
>digs around for vibrator again
>>446679
No I actually bought the first one, and won the second in a game machine.
>>446664
A̶̴̸̧͝A͏͜͞A̵̶͝͝A̶͟͢͟͞Ą͝͝A̡̡͢͏A͠Á͢A̕A̡̡͝A̸̴̶̢A̸̷̛À̶̀͞͡
>>446724
I'd be honored to be destroyed by Jasper.
>>446732
Bitch, how do you do that? Those machines are fucking ripoffs.
>>446659
Faggot
What words do you want to hear the gems say but it will never happen
I'll start. Happy Lappy
>>446797
Pearl is the best gem
>>446797
I love you [to anyone in the show] -Jasper
>>446778
These comments are slowing down!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>446653
POST VARGUBA PLOX
>>446797
"You're so cool, Pearl!"
>>446829
>>446539
FLAN IN THE FACE
>>446797
Jasper crying and being hugged by garnet/ pearl
>>446797
"Jasper you're so great!"
>>446851
>>446797
fuck pearl
>>446797
"Let's form Opal again!"
Can you guys stop with this nerd shit already? I'm trying to beat up people for their lunch money here
>>446877
People with epilepsy will see Jasper's face in their nightmares
>>446841
>hurr durr trash /sug/ is better than /co/ /sug/
BLUE
O
A
R
D
W H E N
>>446892
Jasper, is that you?! If it is then plz fuck me.
>>446797
"Fuck you, Greg!"
>>446897
good
>>446899
In about a year. HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>446430
Welp the amerifats are definitely awake
its me yall welcome back to my wonderful fan fiction
CHAPTER 23
at fish stew pizza, connie and peedee sit listening toa couple in the next booth having an intense conversation
"I can't believe he won't call it islamic terrorism. This is absolutely ridiculous. He thinks the american people are stupid."
"what do you expect? he's muslim himself"
"did he really expect us to buy that short form certificate? it's clearly fake"
"I can't wait until we get someone with good christian morals back in the white house"
"HA! you mean hilary? she loves those a-rabs so much she may as well be one"
peedee sits sullenly poking at his chicken tenders, not once meeting connie's eyes
"what is wrong peedee my friend? you seem down. do not worry about these infidels. They are ignorant and will soon be dead. don't you know we are about to go to
heaven and meet mohammad or allah?"
"it's not that connie. It's just, well, back in class today one of my classmates made fun of my beard"
connie takes a long look a peedees peach fuzz
"that is absurd, your beard is beautiful and represents your faith. that boy should be killed"
"i agree but he is far away from beach city right now, at a christmas party"
"a christmas party so early into december? I am furious!"
connie slams her fist onto the table
"we should kill them all" seethes peedee sullenly "but how do we do it?"
a voice comes from connies back pack
"I can do it guys. Just let me out. I'll be your pal and take care of it for you"
"i told you" hisses connie sulenly "not until we're in position. I can't risk it"
"connie my friend" exclaims lapis lamentedly, "I am a magical being. I must be held to my oaths. Free me and I shall take care of beach city. you two can go and crash
this christmas party."
connie and peedee stare moodily at their appetizers. finally connie speaks to her back pack where the mirror is in case i didnt convey that well enough
"ok. lets go out back and do this."
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
5 weeks and 1 day until it begins.
>>446927
You don't know what fun is zelda
>>446797
"Oh, Steven... Please, fuse with me!"
>>446944
prove it
>>446944
Until what?
TWO MONTHS SIX DAYS SIX HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL STEVENBOMB
>>447034
That's too long. I won't survive this winter.
>>447052
Don't say that anon you are going to make it
>>446987
It's when we get our gay space rocks back.
>>447075
No one, not even sugar
>>447075
>trash /sug/
>trusting anyone
oh anon
>>446933
>peedee sits sullenly poking at his chicken tenders, not once meeting connie's eyes
this fanfic has taken a turn for the darker.
>>446933
please stop
>>447210
no u
I want Pearl to dominate me!
>>446933
Stop this shit.
>>446933
God you almost make me miss scraps.
>>447221
edgy?
is tom clancy edgy? is dan brown edgy? is stephen king edgy? what does "edgy" even imply? my work, like the rest of the greats, is indeed edgy, but you realize the word up until our age of ultra irony and meme this and meme that had more a positive connotation right. im edgy because im on the goddamn cutting edge pal
>>447052
Anon plz, I once had a VERY hard crush on an obscure character. I didn't give up hope that she would get an episode, or more fanart for 10 months. Plz anon, if you don't survive this, you would be very weak.
>>447288
This meme is shit
>>446944
Until what begins. magical dubs lady?
>>447288
> im edgy because im on the goddamn cutting edge pal
i dunno guys his heart seems in it enough.
>>447217
I want Jasper to step on me.
>>446944
Nice numbers!
>>447197
>>447210
>>447221
>>447230
Ignore him, you fucking morons.
>>447288
You need to google every method of suicide possible and do it.
i hate my life and i hate your part in it
>>447075
Always trust dubs.
>>447355
I hate your life and mine, too, hateful dubs guy.
>>447304
>>447336
nah i've been reading it, it's fucked.
this guy serious or not is putting an alarming amount of effort and fox news into these fanfics.
>>447369
>>447336
>Ignore him, you fucking morons.
i'm never going away
i am going to post my fan fiction until you yourself are a fan of my fan fiction
>>447382
>I'm going to keep doing the thing you hate until you like me
Sounds like CN with your new favorite show
>>447380
>>447398
this threads going to get awful thirsty i think.
>>447407
>>447304
>>447369
>>447380
>>447398
>>447407
>>447423
Man I hate you fucks
I miss my blueboard
>>447433
such an EXTREME THIRST for memes
>>447433
There's a thread up on /co/ right now.
>>447433
Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?
What time is it?
>>447450
Oh yeah I'm sure that's going great
-Hey guys SU
>MODSMODSMODS
>lol tumblr
>Mods this is a Steven Universe thread please delete this
-have you guys even seen the show?
>kek no tumblr gay
>MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>go back to trash
>>447450
>>>/co/77971686
>>>/co/77910119
>>>/co/77968884
>/co/ looks pretty pig disgusting to me.
>>447450
not for long lol
>>447319
>full blue body blush
God damn, hadn't thought of that but yeah, she'd turn a beautiful blue when she gets hot and bothered.
>>447486
The falseflagging has gone too fucking far. I'm nearly positive none of you faggots did this and if you did, you should go the way of Cold Tea.
There is truly no peace for the Steven Universe fandom.
>>447486
>>447491
>the only sexual gem with the best hue's
>>447506
its already dead, weve been in the trash can for too long
Aren't all the /co/ friends who stayed behind going to be confused when we start dropping the dank /trashug/ memes?
>>447537
We'll learn em good anon
>>447532
things in the trash rot if they're in to long, weve decayed beyond the point of return
>>447537
all i have to do is promote suffering pearls and that's easy peasy.
my works already there to be completed.
>>447537
They'll just have to adapt t︂b︂︂h
>>447555
>depressing.jpg
>>447369
This is the right image to save btw
>>447552
Hey can't forget Pearl Gump
>>447630
fuuuuuuuck right off
>>447628
pretty sure this is the right one anon
>>447657
Keep going tho
>>447630
I want to cum inside pearl
>>447694
I want Steven to cum inside Pearl.
Any edit requests?
Gotta write up a code snippet for this dumbass undergrad that doesn't get instantiate, but will get to them afterwards.
>>447657
>.gif
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>>447704
I want Jasper to cuddle me
>>447707
Garnet and Peridot
>>447707
Cat Amethyst.
>>447727
I want amethyst to eat me
Here's to you, /sug/.
>>447744
OMFG ULTIMATE DUB LORD
>>447753
I want to eat peridot
>>447717
sorry man, here you go bro
>tfw starved for SU so you start to read bad fanfiction
>>447781
is Ice King a freak?
am I in the right thread?
>>447838
>am I in the right thread?
no you aint
>>447846
What? Are you sure? Because this feels like the right one.
>>447838
Yes, and I am freak for wanting to fuck Raggedy Princess.
>>447887
you want the adventure time general, thats in /co/, this is /sug/ and its in /trash/, leave while you can
>>447887
I want to cum in Jake's snout.
>>447935
this
>>447930
NIGGA WHAT
>>447935
its almost as bad as /b/
>>447935
>implying that still exists
nyuk yuk yuk
>>447935
ADVENTURE TIME SUCKS DICK
>>447986
still, its probably best to try and check or create a new one rather than stay here
>>448000
TRIIIIIIPS
>>447630
Shit I hate reading this but I can't stop
>>447930
Raggedy Princess? Isn't she like an amputee or some shit?
>172 posts
>29 IPs
loltism
>>448045
need new thread
>>448036
I don't think being an amputee is a thing if you never had arms to begin with.
>>446495
I'm a bully.
>>448054
Moldy shit, look at those numbers!
>>448062
Idgaf I still wanna rape her.
>>448096
I don't think that's possible. Apparently she has really low self-esteem, so she'd likely not care and go along with it.
>>447462
>Merriwether Williams
Fuck
>>448103
Maybe another time, Hitler.
>>448109
:3 niiiiiiiice a living fleshlight
>>448115
Hey, guys, do you think there are any lost Pearls running around without a master on Earth after being left behind by the retreating Homeworld army?
>>448171
no we massacred them all, i hope
>>448136
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>>448142
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>>447694
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>>447657
>>447628
>>447558
>>447509
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>>447423
>>447407
>>447398
>>447380
>>447382
>>447369
>>447304
>>447288
>>446933
I truly despise every last one of you chucklefucks
I can't wait to return to /co/
>>447367
im sorry pearl avatarfag guy i was stressed
finals week does not do good things for people
>>448171
I don't think they could be act wandering. Maybe during all those years one understood the husband and wife relationship and found herself one
>>448171
That'd make an interesting story/arc.
>guy/gal in the last years of the war finds a blank pearl somewhere
>teaches it stuff
>after years the guy/gal dies, pearl is sad
>wanders the world in search of a master
If anything, if a Pearl had an insatiable urge to have a master, they could just get a job and constantly ask for orders from the manager, if not something else.
>>448219
kill yourself
>>448219
I want to cum on that guys mustache
>>448219
>>448330
Those poor high heels...
>>448330
FIRE TABLET GIRRRRRRRL!!!!!!
>>448283
You know, that'd be an interesting comic to see. All I can see in the end of it however is that after centuries of performing tasks for a list of ever-changing human masters, the Pearl ends up working as a janitor.
You guys sure you aren't up for a little adventure?
what do you like about /sug/, /sug/?
>>448219
you are here at will, nobody is forcing you to stay but you
go suck a million dicks
>>448374
Nothing, anymore.
Why the fuck am I here?
>>448391
Not even the occasional drawfag?
Watched SU for the first time today on CN. After hearing all the hype, I thought it's finally time to sit through a couple episodes.
Music, fucking amazing. The characer designs are really appealing. The backgrounds are really beautifully designed. To top it all off, the voice acting is pretty good as well. It's just that the animation is very "inconsistent" from what I've seen of it. Like the animator who drew the key frames looked at the character sheet only once before. So the faces and bodies tend to look distorted and all janky-lookin' when the characters move, and on some of the key frames. The lipsync is pretty weird, and almost seems like the characters aren't even saying what we're hearing. Their mouths lack certain expressive elements and bounce that this show seems to go for.
s'pretty decent though. i liked it, it's just the animation irks me at times, and as an animator, it's kind of an animation turn-off
>>448370
I could also see her being more human than gem, like, she doesn't have a full undertanding of her own abilities.
>>448406
That's wonderful, honey. Go tell it to someone who cares.
Like /co/, I'm sure they'll love your story.
>>448219
For being such a dick, here's a wall of vaginas to satisfy that urge.
>>448421
thank god I'm having a labiaplasty
>>448406
It depends of where you stopped. Very early on they were still trying to grip the artstyle, it gets much more consistent from then on.
>>448407
Amethyst didn't quite seem to grasp the concept of gemhood until Rose found her, so a newly minted gem could probably act like they were a human, albeit one that outlived everyone they ever knew.
>>448420
>420
This is why we suck, by the way.
Check out this thing I made; Also taking requests.
>>448438
it's not just about the artstyle
the timing was horrible, though it seems to be a sugar shtick
check mirror/ocean gem and the first four episodes, the pilot and her solo work like Singles
>>448535
Jasper as a security guard
>>448535
Garnet in a trench coat.
>>448535
Pearl begging to fuse with Steven.
>>448535
Amethyst sleeping on Pearl's lap
>there is a steven universe general in trash board
lel even the ponyfags did not get this low
>>448673
No, they got their own quarantine board. Also, how about you check the catalog you supreme pleb?
>>448535
good and very clean but big, muh d/ic/k instinct is to tell you to resize to ~100px
also pearl and lapis sitting next to each other at a deserted bar please
>>448219
nearly a third of those were me, lel
>>448682
1000, as in one thousand, px, not 100. fuck
>>448673
>>448684
yeah you can leave now
>>448673
>lel even the ponyfags did not get this low
>>448695
>>448682
Here you go
>>448704
nah
>>448742
yep an autist just like I'd imagined
>>448421
You're kinda proving his point
>>448757
maybe
>>448684
why is that something to be proud of?
we full /s(hitpost)ug/?
>>448788
is it? I had no idea. why do you think it's something to be proud of?
Is it "did I do good" or is it "did I do well"?
>>448684
Prove it
>>448800
It would seem so, Mr. Trip-Dubs.
>>448845
>>448890
I can assure you that this is a case of multiple autists sperging simultaneously.
Can someone please make a steven universe version of the last supper?
WE
>>449013
ARE
>>449068
GAY
>>448995
I'd do it but I got other requests, like Steven posing like David, Rose holding Steven like in Pietà.
Maybe Da Vinci is still busy, try calling Botticcelli.
>>449078
ROCKS
>>449068
THE
>>449078
GAYER THAN
>>449082
AND
>>449082
WE
>>449082
FROM
Post what weapon you're going to use in the inevitable Gem WW2.
Also, every weapon is cool until you have to carry it, pic related.
>>449099
STEVEN!
>>449096
GARNET
>>449104
>IMG_20150815
is this your photo
>>449096
FOUR GAY
>>449130
LOL
