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CASTING FOR /KPG/ HIGH
Here are the roles:
What if /kpg/ was a high school?
>tay the pure girl who only had a single bf
>jackson the based jock with a free ride through college and becomes an NFL star
>tab the preppy whore
>chewy the nerd who is easy to fuck with
>frogismywaifu is the schools known closet gay
>master is the based class clown with perfect grades
>kiri the gypsy theif who rarely shows up for school
>dot is the guy everyone hates but tries to be cool and fit in
>franz is the schools overdue suicide
>eunjibro is that annoying class president
>hyunacutie is the known bisexual slut that everyone uses
>yozoh is the schools gardener that everyone is friends with
>the janitor is the janitor who does it for free but is secretly a millionaire genius
Who plays who?
tay: Vanessa Hudgens
jackson: Channing Tatum
tab: Megan Fox
tinny: Michael Sera
chewy: Zac Efron
frogismywaifu: Ryan Reynolds
Kiri: Mila Kunis
dot: James Franco
franz: Jake Gyllenhaal
Eunjibro: Chris Tucker
Hyunacutie: Jesse Spencer
Yozoh: Gabriel Iglesias
Janitor: Hugh Laurie
oops sorry i was too slow. sorry you had to look at the catalog. or maybe you found something you liked,
tay while you're being honest is the chewy thing a meme?
>>1020205
what the fuck
>tfw no mahe, tobi, frogg, animefrog, ben, woopr, realfany, tosog, rasmus, sunglasses, zombie, broseidon, vogue, gladron, ophidian, cresse, pisko, mewby, bisu, steve, floshitter, suzyop, iaxx, gkl, will, pando, jambikun, dogsog, fagwayne and loomies posting in these threads
REMY BOIZ WW@
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eksoeXTXW7
I don't want to be black
tay pls forgive me...........
all a nigga want is a kpg gf
>>1020226
No.
>>1020247
who the fuck is that ugly bitch back there
>ggj will never fuck you on the stove in her trailer park and leave bruises
>kiri will never teach you greek then steal a child or goat and lie to you and say it's yours so that you have to pay child support and pretend you're taeyeon while licking your ass
>toashty will never make you lick her feet and put you in a chastity belt
FUCK
Fuck society.
>>1020205
the fuck?
also I never get mentioned in these things
I must be too boring
>>1020261
dude those were the best kpg girls, not saying the new ones aren't cool or some shit but man I miss those times
>>1020264
heh yeah bro i know what you mean, did you catch this song? its a total wipe out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
>>1020205
>>1020268
it's ok dude i'm never mentioned either
>>1020268
who are you
>>1020247
Don't mention me thanks.
>>1020300
hey tay, its me kirre. i just wanted to say im sorry and im gonna kill myself
>>1020300
i didn't do anything except call you and chewy obnoxious together
wat
>>1020312
Nice me too.
>>1020321
Literally every time I say anything it's 'Tay shut up' 'Tay leave' 'ban Tay' like.. Don't you realize how annoying you are doing that? It's either that or 'Tay snap me back', I wonder why I don't.
this personality shit needs to stop, you're all ruining kpg
being a girl puts you at an untenable position here
>guaranteed attention because girl, and people will complain about this
>anyone who talks to you gets called an orbiter
>hard to tell if guys are genuine, fake, creepy, whatever
that's why being a guy and pretending to be internet gay or be a girl is the optimal play
>>1020335
tay i just want to say that you're fucking awesome, don't worry about everyone else, you just keep on doing you!
>>1020335
you're forgetting that what i say that to is nonsensical bullshit anyway
either way, i'm not going to drop some elaborate description on what i think of you in the current moment in chat like that unwarranted, i'm not really sure what you're expecting.
>>1020205
what the heck why was i mentioned
>>1020335
Tay.. i thought you will sTAY?
I'm learning to do tricks with my fedora.
>>1020368
based Kirre
I'm way too invested in this internet community
wtf am I doing with my life
>>1020380
I'm just bored
>>1020361
I'm not expecting anything, which is why I don't talk to you.
>>1020367
Nice one man haha.
>>1020384
there's many better things to do to quell your boredom
that's why I have to admit how much I like it
>>1020390
Who do you want to talk to?
>>1020390
no but really why leave
i have been gone for a long time from the chat lmao desu ne
>>1020398
I'm too lazy to do anything else
hey tay look *flips my fedora around and it lands perfectly on my head* hey you werent looking!
>>1020402
No-one.
>>1020404
I initially left as a joke but now the whole thing just annoys me.
i bought some plums today and they're REALLY delicious
>>1020390
so you dismiss someone entirely instead of saying it's bothering you?
>>1020459
are plums even in season
does that even matter anymore
>>1020446
>no-one
okay
>>1020464
they are where i live
>>1020446
I hope you get better and can one day return to us, tabitha misses you.
>>1020476
that's cool
they got blood on the money and i still count it
>>1020463
I've said stop multiple times. It's funny that you're the one talking about being obnoxious though. You and Jackson together are insufferable.
>>1020477
I love Tabitha.
>>1020486
they're insufferable apart as well
i'm out, got no interest in this high school drama bullshit t b h
>>1020512
wordy
>>1020498
lol
>>1020205
Who would the following people be in /kpg/ high?:
Forsakensojin
Tanner
BVA
Choaboy
Cheeksy
Kirretov
Bomiman
>>1020486
you've never had a serious tone with it. also me and jacky don't destroy chat entirely for everyone else like you 2 do. there's still points to contribute or even interrupt the flow, a key difference
lmao
>>1020533
leave me out of this
>>1020533
>don't destroy chat entirely
I'll let you keep thinking that. Don't talk to me anymore please.
Big wave of bans incoming. Can't say anymore right now, but know that things are going to change.
>>1020646
yeah nice try buddy
>>1020643
give me a situation where both of us destroy chat as much as you do then i'll let you live your life
franz...
>>1020643
Tay, can we trade you back for subin and jackson?
>>1020661
>i'll let you live your life
LOL just fuck off desu.
So now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Bingu was the worst discorder right?
>>1020679
Bingew...
>>1020661
You're honestly really annoying when you're in your 'hate on everything mood'
>>1020687
man fuck off, its garbage day tomorrow
/endblog
>>1020687
Nah real talk Subin is the most cancerous, and Jackson acts like one of those kids who tries to act real tough when he's around.
Tay and Chewy are fine
So now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Kirretov was the best discorder right?
>>1020676
i-i just wanna be your friend unnie no burned bridges pls
>>1020682
i don't do this tho? 1 thing at a time
>>1020711
Stop talking to me.
>its garbage day tomorrow
what did he mean by this
>>1020714
stop responding
>>1020718
tay's coming back to discord
>>1020718
Ban day on the discord. It's time to take out the trash.
>>1020718
it means recyclables and general waste get picked up tomorrow morning at 8
and we have a lot of cardboard boxes but the bin is full so i have to wake up and ask them to stuff the extra in
i can barely have fun with the shit you guys talk about anymore
>>1020754
sounds exciting
>>1020706
dont feed my ego
also they're fine by themselves but not together
>>1020714
being mean to me and rejecting me turns me on just fyi
>>1020764
come to the discord
>>1020754
thats really not as intersting as i had hoped but thanks for clarifying
>>1020771
im not in discord. how are they obnoxious when together?
>>1020799
they spam relentlessly and it's about about tay cucking chewy xD over and over
tays a slut why does anyone care about her
guys please post something
>>1020856
they don't, they pretend to so they get nudes
>>1020870
okay
>>1020877
I bet that's what chewys doing. Poor tay
>>1020884
not you
>>1020898
okay
-not chewy
>>1020205
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsGwHeKW3LY
tfw small penis from roids
suck my dick kpg
>>1020927
jackson..
>>1020927
roids increase blood flow which gives you a BIGGER DICK
>>1020942
i was just shitposting i dont even take roids
barely recognize these threads anymore...
>>1020951
average...
you have forsaken us.. look what you made us become..
>>1020957
you fuckheads did it all on your own
>>1020947
good roids are for cheaters
gonna go blast again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-a8lPAphSE
i want to start using steroids but i dont know how to get them
>>1020970
>blasting to chewy
tay..
>>1020980
buy online or ask ppl at gyms
>>1020771
they're in love leave them alone
>>1020981
>>1020970
that was pretty good, ill give you that one
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla
>>1020981
lol
>>1020994
hard to leave them alone when they make it everyone elses business
>>1021035
wait we are talking about tay and chewy now, right?
>>1021035
>2016
>not supporting taysplat couple
why are you guys so fucking retarded lmao
>>1021053
i support it i just dont care to be there for their romantic conversations
>>1021056
i was dropped on my head as a child
>>1021067
zagtul?
>>1021071
hey that's not nice of you
i stick my middle finger up at people i dont like irl
>>1021086
i know but i just wanted someone to call me a retard...
>>1021105
r-retard..
embracing tayla and making her feel right......
>>1021113
thanks
>>1021138
what does this mean
>>1021148
i want to protect and look after her.....
>>1021152
that's my job
>>1021155
you're too weak though
>>1021165
i know "/
>>1021165
how do you know
>>1021184
dont impersonate me you asshat
... this place is stupid
>>1020951
if it makes you feel any better I still post here once in a while but I post anonymously or in a way that people won't recognize me
i just come here to talk about bisu
>>1021342
BASED
my penis is hard again
>>1021427
not again, tay...
i masturbated and now it's ok
omo
>>1021520
kiri............
>>1021520
wtf how did you get this picture of my gf
WTF SHE LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND
>>1021539
post pics of your slutty friend
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again
Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar
but they did not get too far
un poco despues tuvé que regresar
con un chingo de dinero
cause you know I'm a star
>>1021580
sick rhymes dude
>>1021590
They aren't mine
i want to fuck yeris ass
>>1021650
she's pure tho
>>1021635
oh.. and here I thought you were a lyrical genius
I have to say I'm a little disappointed
just blasted again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3I-E7fZFFk
i want to kiss yeris sweaty butt
>>1021809
don't talk about her like that
hi
finally...
>>1022008
good morning my llamafriend~
>>1022078
hii
>>1021705
the only thing he can talk about is money. do you really think he can come up with lyrics?
lol
>>1022102
why is her monkeyfriend always climbing in the tree! he keeps running away and getting up there..
>>1022114
the monkey has to climb! its his life and he enjoys it
>>1022124
oh I see.. you should buy one of those climbing poles that people buy for their cats but get a really advanced one with a lot of obstacles and floors, that way your yezichimperling can climb safely indoor where it's warm!
that way you don't have to go looking for him in the trees outside every time too..
>>1022145
thats a good idea...im really worried about him recently. its getting quiet cold here and I dont want my little monkey friendling to freeze to death. I want to build an indoor climbing park for him where its warm and cozy and he can climb while I have an eye on him
i'm done working and am looking forward to watching the genesis 3 grand finals.
i think i know who won but i'm excited nonetheless.
spraying cum all over yeris sweaty butt
>>1022485
stop it you fool
>>1020205
lol
I think this one fits me better, I was a girl in the old one...
yeri made me cum again
oh my this thread...
>>1020205
>franz is the schools overdue suicide
:(
>Jake Gyllenhaal
nice!
>>1022310
enjoy it choaboy!
>>1023542
4-10-3-5
Eunha..
>>1020343
Word
what'd we think of that new yeezy?
>>1023949
banger
its 10 degrees and my heat is broken...
>>1021152
you clearly failed at that
>>1023998
let's put our body heat together then
need to be naked though
>>1024023
no i just put on three pairs of pants
>>1024180
going to need more than 3 pairs to stop me from getting to that ass
my biceps is burning...
>>1024272
can i touch it...
>>1024280
ok but pls be gentle...
>>1024288
*squeezes it as hard as i can*
>>1023734
wow I love her eyes.
>>1024336
she's perfect desu
>>1024349
I really agree.
>>1024297
y-you make me feel funny!
Sowon is my elephant waifu desu senpai
>>1024297
purple aki...
now my belly hurts too because I ate so much after lifting...
>>1024452
can i touch it...
>>1024458
ok but please be gentle this time
>>1024467
*rubs belly as smooth as i can*
>kiri ive been playing diablo the entire weekend... first day i did 10 hours, 5 hour sleep and then the whole day. the start is really fun because everything goes fast and there is a lot to do
Im glad you're enjoying your game! I hope you're getting enough sleep though <3
>i think you watched shutter island? was it fun and it fit the theme you talked about with keeping mentally ill people in their delusion right?
I did. Unfortunately,I couldnt watch it all at once because this past week and a half I've havent been emotionally well and havent been able to focus much. It ended up being really confusing. But by the end I kind of understood it a little more. Some of the revelations actually kind of reminded me of myself..and the way I'm feeling right now...So it kind of made me sad.
There was a funny thing that happened though. There's a part where they break into the hospital or whatever,and you can hear water dripping really loudly. It was raining really hard where Im at and I thought water was dripping in my room. Lol. It took me a few minutes to figure out that it was in the movie.
>i will make some time when you wake up so we can catch up if you like. hope you are doing ok <3
Get as much sleep as you need to,and enjoy your game. I understand if posting here is hard for you now because of what other people here are saying/doing. Promise me you wont listen to them? I dont think you're creepy. They're the ones who are. Im not expecting them to understand what having an actual conversation with someone is like considering all they can do is meme,pretend to be other people,and anonymously shit talk people they pretend to be friends with in other places. From what I've heard,they've driven out pretty much everybody they try to talk to from the other chats they frequent. Dont worry about them *Hugs*.
>>1024482
arghhhhhh you two are too sweet >//<
>>1024474
>>1024474
not so far down there! thats not my belly
WTF PERV!!!!!!!!
POLICE!!!
>>1024387
i would make love to that elephant
>>1024498
omo i wasn't doing that...
>>1024494
Word
>>1024552
I love this surprised slut
i wish i had a gf like kiri that would love me for the person i am and not my money..................
pyofriend don't settle for a girl save dat money
but i love girls....
I love boys now
>>1024733
h-hi
>that shot in thre newt Stellar MW where the soles of one girl are shown and needles are places on them
ouch...
>>1024733
choaboy...
>>1024797
are you drunk?
i wish i had a gf like tay that would call me an idiot and punch my shoulder hard
i wish i had a gf like tab...
>>1024933
why didn't you give a reason..
>>1024482
you are too sweet <3
i will give you a better reply later because im gonna keep playing a bit for now but the posts others make dont make me upset or anything they are funny sometimes too other than making the place less interesting to post for everyone
the sleep is ok was only the first day i went a bit too crazy
hope you arent emotionally unwell because of here :( i will ask about it later though
I wish I had a kpgf so we would have a common intrest
>>1024946
she's really boring
who should i pretend to be next?
>>1025037
kurt cobain
take a hint
>>1025042
What should I eat for lunch?
>>1025037
hyunacutie
>>1025055
a burrito
wait so we're pretending to like kpg girls?
i don't get it
>>1025087
>pretending
>>1025087
i was in love with a kpg girl for a while but i got over her
>>1025115
This
>>1025136
Boy posters
>>1025136
a kpg guy...
>>1025145
who...
don't fuckin say hamposter
im gonna punch a wall right now i promise
i got tired of being cucked so i made a 2nd persona and fell in love with it...
>>1025189
Rufus?
hamposter
tanner/choaboy...
>>1025234
that's not the OTP
tanner/jackson
tanner/rufus
tanner/forsakensojin
>>1025295
shut up liar
I wish someone would pair me up
>>1025305
he's one of the only people who talks to him outside of 4chan so it's not wrong
pyofriend/kirretov
pyofriend/yeziboy
>>1024958
Ok,take your time <3 I guess its time for me to just be honest,because I cant do it when Im crying and I dont know when thats going to happen at any given time,so now's the time.
The reason the things they're posting are bothering me is because they think its ok to pretend to be other people to fuck with people. And thats terrifying to me,honestly. Im scared of people pretending to be you now that they've shown they're that pathetic. So if I seem a little weird in that regard when replying to your posts,thats why. Because people are so cruel that they want to take away the one fucking thing that Ive actually looked forward to and felt happy about waking up to every day for weeks. They dont realize that the conversations we share arent memes at all,and that I actually take them to heart and cherish them in a serious way. Obviously,they dont comprehend the consequences their actions have on other people. And now that their ~epic personality chatrooms~ are falling apart,they're bringing all the shit here and messing with people that werent even a part of all of that And I dont know how to handle it anymore. Especially while dealing with what Im dealing with in real life. My heart is breaking into a million pieces and I dont want to make myself look stupid,and I dont want to you to get hurt. Its gone from people just saying mean things,to people trying to fuck with my psyche and I dont think Im strong enough to deal with it.
I care a lot about you and I dont want to stop talking to you. I dont want you to think Im ignoring you,or that its you Im scared of. I trust you. Its them I dont trust. I will always try to reply to you. Im hoping we know eachother enough to be able to tell when the person we're replying to is the other person for sure. I have faith in that. Im just scared. I wont give up if you dont though...Sorry if this is OTT. I just had to put it out there so maybe you could understand one of the reasons Im having such a difficult time right now.
pyofriend/tabitha
damn...
tabitha/yogurt
you guys fucked up desu
>>1025362
god...
you're right but it will just encourage the meansters :(
why havent the two of you added eachother somewhere else yet...
I refuse to believe someone actually cares that much about any of this shit
I couldn't even type that much even if I wanted to
bunny + homer simpsons = bunnynewt
lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1025421
thats how you know someone really likes someone