Hunger Games, HG Thread, HGHOT, whatever your filter asks for.
>G: The first leg of the race is over, and a sixth of the cast has been eliminated!
>>4199834
>M: We're just so endearing.
>G: If you're so much better, why not make a game yourself after this?
>>4199849
Of course I'm not gonna do that.
Unlike you Gavin, I have a company to run.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>G: Emilia is passive-aggressive, while her husband is just aggressive-aggressive.
>M: I wouldn't advise yelling at Mr. Torgue. I assure you, he will yell louder.
>Tfw have to work on the Dissidia Games Video Promo when I get home
>Tfw hoping it wouldn't be as autistic as my previous event
>>4199882
Ah, I didn't realize I had a car in the arena..
>>4199882
So uh, lady I was trying to beat up died before I could get to her.
Now what?
>>4199889
Is there an entry thread for the games?
>>4199889
You can do it!
>>4199855
Alright, don't look up my skirt, we may be married but that is no excuse for such things.
>>4199882
I break their cars, I break their souls.
>>4199882
It's been a long tine since I last saw a TV
>>4199882
>6 new posts
ooo what does this button do!
>the frog presses it and immediately regrets his decision
OH FROG...... I meant to do that!
>>4199908
I would never! Gero. This is no time to be a peeping tom!
>M: Oh... oh.
>G: Can I have a minute alone?
>M: Yeah, me too.
>>4199873
Wait, did you stockpile Geoff images just for when the next Dynamite Games happened?
>>4199882
I SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT JOB!? NO PROBLEM! I WILL FINISH THE JOB AND BLOW THE WHOL F*CKING THING UP!
>>4199901
There will be after I finish the Promo video.
Or if I just give up and make it anyway. I'll be sure to shill it until people ask me to fuck off. You won't miss it.
>>4199905
Ty, 3rd day of using Sony Vegas. Let's see what I can do.
>>4199923
Huh, I wonder why I couldn't just brake...
>>4199814
>Nui suplexes you
You wanna talk shit?
You get hiiit!~
Besides, I never got my drivers license!~
>G: That's 14 down, 22 to go!
>>4199922
I know you wouldn't, because you're a good husband.
>>4199923
It's mine and mine al- no wait not mine alone.
>>4199923
Of course not, that would be weird.
Google.
>>4199923
HOLY SH*T THAT'S TOTALLY BADASS! LET ME TRY THAT IN MY MONSTER TRUCK!......... BAD IDEAWOAWWWOAWWWWOAHHWW
>M: Alright, this game has gotten way too hot.
>G: This is just unfair at this point.
>>4199969
>>4199944
>Counters into a hurricaranna
Neither did I.
That's when you steal someone else's car and learn by running people ov-
WHY AM I GIVING YOU ADVICE?
>>4199923
Don't mind me speeding on through.
>>4199969
Aaaand fuck you.
>>4199969
Haha, not the first time I've been sponsored..
>M: Holy shit Izumo, chill.
>>4199953
Gero... Not to mention there is enough excitement in a car ra-
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!
>>4199997
Haha, Len will be happy I picked these up for him.
>>4199997
>>4199997
What the hell?!
>G: We're at the halfway mark! It's all downhill from here for our contestants.
>M: But before we move on, a moment of silence for our fallen idiots.
>>4199999
Nice get
>>4199997
>The frog is hardly able to be seen due to the green screen
LIVING FREE!
>>4199999
>>4199969
>also meant to quote that one too.
>>4200032
I think I took it... Gero..
>>4199997
Haha! I am the most exetreme.
>>4199999
I don't know why.
>atleast your numbers are nice
>>4200032
who fucking cares about a worthless get
>>4200032
>>4200038
>>4200049
>atleast I can feel cool through numbers
>M: Ooh, Keroro's not gonna be happy about this.
>G: How could you betray him like that?
>>4200071
Stay cool, Frogger
>>4199798
>has been booking it, and will continue to book it
>Missed the reply earlier
>>4200080
A-and you're saying I am? Ugh...
>>4199999
Stupid fucking frog!
>>4200080
Get your fucking filthy arms away from me.
>>4200080
First I get cheated on and now I am getting bullied...? ....Gero....
>>4200084
It's hard to keep all this cool in.
>>4200080
It's like, uh, those mario karty games right? You drop oil and everyone else slips on it and loses.
>>4200093
>Books it faster
Golly gosh, for having such a fast Stand, you sure are slow!
>>4200102
Shut up, anarchist.
>>4200118
Ignore him, he's just another peddle waiting to be destroyed.
>G: Our contestants are now fuel-conservative.
>M: That's boring. Go back to killing each other!
>>4200131
You went and kissed a robot... Gero.. It's highschool all over again.
>>4200140
>the frog lets out his anger on the pekoponian's car and draws a piece of poo on it in spray pain.
>M: Less people are dying each day, and I'm starting to get bored.
>>4200140
Haha... I forgot which button it is...
>>4200140
>>4200150
HEY HEY HEY, THAT'S MY CARE YOU FUCKING FROG.
God damn good for nothing oil slick.
>>4200150
>M: That must be horrible. You sure are enraged, aren't you?
>G: Yeah, you should get revenge!
>>4200150
He came up to me, he is the one who did this, it was a rape.
>>4200171
Good god we crashed into lots of them.
>G: That must be a REALLY awkward carpool.
>>4200171
... This guy is the real deal.. I think it's best to keep away from them..
>>4200171
I will probably just sit in my room... Maybe make a model or two...
>>4200182
Gero?
>>4200188
Ah... Ah well, at least I did way better than the last two attempts.
>>4200121
>he stops and turns towards her
Seems running didn't help me at all... how can a little girl even run that fast?!
>M: Things are picking back up! Mikey likes!
>>4200203
Rape? You know, he forced himself on me when I didn't want it.
>G: Well, there goes that subplot.
>M: Aww, I really wanted them to kill each other.
>>4200209
Simple!
I'm an alien hybrid!
Almost 99 percent made outta Life Fibers!
>Don't you hate it when some random anon uses an image of your ava to post something that makes it look like you're the one saying it?
>>4200235
I will avenge you husband!
>>4200230
Ohhhhhh! That's terrible! He will be the first victim in that case!
>>4200235
More like Tanaka the useless one! Gero.
>>4200235
Brock?
When the fuck did you get here Brock? Aren't you being busted for do-
Nevermind.
CHAAAAARRRGE.
>M: Never seen that before.
>G: I never knew Azama liked anyone.
>>4200250
Are you doing it right now?
>>4200241
An alien? Strange, you don't even look like one
>>4200257
Yes, we will torture his a lot.
>>4200271
So...about killing my husband, you know what, you seem big enough to know the answer...
>>4200271
Well, that is surely odd!
>M: What the fuck is this shit? I want violence!
>>4200277
>Nah, it's Tricky talking right now. I should just stop visiting desustorage, it always leaves me more disappointed in myself than happy.
>>4200278
Well, duh!~
I've still got enough human to make it work!
Is this BETTER?~
>M: We've hit the final 5!
>>4200295
What the hell?!
>>4200290
>check cuckchan
>people nicepost me
Heh
>>4200287
Are you dead? Gurgle once for yes, twice for no.
>G: Emilia's quest for revenge isn't exactly going as planned.
>>4200287
Optimus? Is that you?
>>4200311
>I get niceposted maybe 40% of the time, 20% is just people using the word tricky and not my avafag name, and then the other 60% is shit/hateposting. How do I fix this?
>M: The violence is finally back!
>G: How is that even possible?!
>>4200317
Great... The other guy is big, and this guy is a madman, why did the killers have to be wrestlers!
>>4200331
>40%
>20%
>60%
what
>>4200336
>>4200333
Time for a career change maybe?
CAUSE NO ELSE OTHER THEN A WRESTLER CAN DO THIS.
>>4200306
I just unraveled my fibers a bit, silly Cubehead!
Pretty cool,right?~
>>4200333
My, what a brute!
>>4200331
>you get 120% posts about yourself
No, you teach me!
>M: Well, we're down to 4.
http://poal.me/ms6jlj
>>4200341
>>4200354
>I'm too tired to math right now, whoops
>30%, 20%, and 50% are what I meant
>or I try putting in 120% into rp
>G: Let it be known that a leaf is a better killer than Emilia.
>>4200348
Why do you keep calling me that?!
>>4200370
I cant think off a way you can be shitposted less
You kinda dug a hole for yourself with the bloody tampon and nudee
>>4200366
Let's be honest, we just voted for ourselves didn't we?
Can we not enable Roosterteeth cancer? thanks
>>4200384
So there's no way to fix it?
well fuck
this sucks ass
>G: The Dean/Emilia conflict is just petty now.
>M: We'll see where it leads them.
>>4200387
Thanks for the motivation to do these games more than ever. Just knowing that it makes you mad will keep me going.
>>4200390
Time.
Time fixes all wounds
>>4200375
Are you...seriously!?
>>4200393
He must be that way!
>>4200393
Micheal, I know you can hear me.
Kill yourself.
>>4200393
>>4200397
>Taunting car honk noises
>>4200390
There's one way to fix it. Stop being OOC on the threads, decrease your presence around here. The shitposting will radically drop in a month.
>>4200381
Cause your hair looks like a big cuube, you silly old monkey!~
Like, seriously!
It's ridiculous!
>>4200390
>It's okay tricky
>I still think you're pretty okay
>M: I have a feeling this will be the last fallen tribute slide.
>G: This game is coming to a close!
>>4200393
will this game just end already ree
>M: Is this game ending? I have no clue now.
>>4200394
Hitler's been dead for a long time, but his wounds are still bleeding.
>>4200402
>implying I come here often
I can get behind the OOC part, though. I'll make sure to keep my next visit here strictly RP only. Thanks!
>>4200404
Thank you!!
>>4200402
This, seems it worked for Nono
>M: Oh shit!
>G: It's the perfect final 2! The grudge match is coming!
>>4200429
I actually forgot nonon existed until she posted this thread
>>4200419
You can end it anytime soon, your career will be over in no time
>>4200425
>implying Hitler did anything remotely wrong
>>4200433
Right?
>M: I'm glad I was wrong about the final slide. This is perfect suspense!
>G: Oh, I can't wait!
http://poal.me/ymmde8
>>4200430
So we're here huh? Final demo derby, one for the ages.
Come on you slice of walking pizza, joust me with all you got, the champ demands it.
SHIELD.
>>4200430
You ready you dirty husband killer?
>>4200430
What a dramatic way to end the match!
>M: THIS IS IT!
>>4200404
My hair is great, thank you, and I work hard to keep it that way!
>>4200459
Same
>>4200460
best ending
>>4200460
Aww, the ugly pekoponian won.
>>4200451
Wait aren't you too young to have a husba-
>>4200460
>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
>>4200460
Atleast I'll be with my husband, you family killer!
>>4200460
GOOD ENDING
>>4200460
Congratulations Dean!
Thank you very much for hosting Michael and Gavin! It was a fun one!
>>4200459
I agree.
>G: Revenge has been denied, and Dean Ambrose emerges the winner of the Seventh Dynamite Games!
>M: ...did the title always say "6"?
>G: Um...
>M: You fucking moron, you're supposed to be in control of that shit.
>>4200489
congrats! thanks for hosting! <3
>>4200489
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for hosting.
Goodnight.
>M: Congratulations, and thanks to all who played!
>G: Hopefully, the Eighth Dynamite Games will come sooner than this one did.
>>4200501
Thanks for hosting
>>4200489
Congratulations!
>>4200501
Thanks for hosting
>>4200489
And I still don't know how to drive a car.
Thanks for hostin.
>>4200497
Going to bed? Gero.. Goodnight Emilia!
>>4200489
He will be the second target! Thanks for hosting anyways bad winner or not!
>>4200501
"Thank you for the game! Even if doing things like these is horrible! But it's more than nothing.."
>>4200516
You uh.
You wanna go 1 on 1 froggy?
Wacky Races is the only good /co/de.
>>4200529
Frog X Ambrose?
>>4200529
>the frog pulls out a ray gun
>>4200542
Go to bed anon.
>>4200538
>Pulls out nunchucks
>>4200553
I'm working though. Mid shift lyfe.
>>4200563
Go to bed during work.
>>4200553
You seem confused...Maybe you should be less stupid pekoponian
what thing should I draw at 4 AM?
>>4200464
Great is one way to put it..
>Nui bursts into laughter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN'T SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
>>4200584
ryuuko matoi being cute
>>4200584
ryuuko matoi fucking dead
>>4200583
What the fucks a pokeponimon? You sound confused, habe you've been playing too much pokemon?
>>4200584
>>4200593
What he said.
>>4200584
ryuuko matoi dying in a cute way
>>4200584
The coolest keronian of course
>>4200604
That's you, and you are a below average one!
>>4200513
Does Vince even allow you to drive a car?
>>4200608
But I'm the champion, I'm at least above average.
>>4200601
>>4200605
>
>>4200616
Does vince have to know?
Guy's gotta catch Pokemon somehow.
>>4200592
Your hair is ridiculous, how can you say anything about my excellent hair?!
>>4200620
You don't know how to drive a car abut you know how to drive an ambulance. And a police van.
Something's not right here.
>>4200584
ryuuko matoi sucking on a mop handle and sticking a scorpion into her urethra
>>4200584
Ryuuko's dad dying in a cute way!
>>4200626
Cause my hair is an actual hairstyle people wear, not a freakin cube!
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>4200634
Okay, that's just oddly specific anon.
>>4200633
There's a steering wheel, you turn it and then you put your foot down on the pedal thingy and go forward right? It's not that hard anon.
>>4200620
I don't see a gundam! So you aren't worth watching!
>>4200640
Because having more hair hanging from your head than most people have on their entire bodies is normal, sure, plenty of people have your haircut
>>4200647
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY HOW A CAR WORKS!
You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
>>4200674
Okay, but hear on this one.
I tried the same thing in a car, and it just stood still forever, wouldn't move.
How the hell does that work when the other shit worked?
>>4200655
What the hell's a gun dam? Is it like a water dam, but for guns?
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline
The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right
>>4200699
Did you try to start it? You know, stick the key somewhere, wiggle it around ato get the engine to go vroom vroom?
This is some serious magic at work.
>>4200716
Course I did, I turned it all the way and then it made a loud screeching then it worked.
The fuck else is there to do to get a car to move?
>>4200729
Don't ask me. I'm not the one with a boss limiting his movement. And some work with voice recognition. Maybe you could get one that ignites when you say '' Seth is a scumbag''
>>4200659
These are pigtails, doofus.
But never, never, never have I seen something LIKE YOUR HAIR!!!
IT'S LIKE YOU USED ALL THE HAIRGEL IN THE WORLD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
>>4200740
But then the car would always be on, doesn't that like, eat gas and shit?
>>4200763
...Give that car the Dirty Deeds? You always use that to shut annoying people up.
>>4200772
Cars don't have arms anon.
>>4200787
....They never told you, did they?
>>4200806
What? You're not telling me all cars are secretly transformers are you?
>>4200829
.....Oh shit. DON'T SPEAK TO LOUD BEFORE THEY SHOOT M -
>Is sniped in the head
>Fucking dies
>>4200840
Wait, wha-
>>4200851
ded thred
>>4200847
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4200888
Maybe if we wait a bit it'll do something
>>4200894
I'm so sorry for your loss.
>>4200896
Frosty save me.
>>4200907
What do you want me to do?
>>4200898
>Sobs into gook's arms
>>4200913
Sh-she won't go away.
>>4200919
Did you try breaking her neck and throwing her into a lake?
>>4200924
I-I don't want to kill her, just make her go away.
>>4200915
>Gook
Get the fuck off my arm.
>>4200929
Tell her she looks like boogers, she'll run away crying
>>4200919
>>4200929
You know I know you're under that anon mask Dean bean. You can't hide from me. I know your yummy musky scent.
>>4200931
>Snuggles more
Not until I'm loved
>>4200924
I AM HERE TO OFFICIALLY SAVE ALL YOUR STUPID ASSES FROM DYING! BY BLOWING THIS F*CKING THREAD UP!
>>4200936
I'll save you Dean
You look like boogers!
>>4200934
>>4200936
SHE'S ONTO ME.
AND THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.
>>4200936
I don't coddle racists. Please get off my arm.
>>4200939
Heeey
>>4200942
I already saved you
>>4200940
KILLER QUEEN!
BITE THE DUSTU!
>>4200941
And you look like frozen ugly.
>>4200942
LET ME LICK YOU! I NEED YOUR TASTE!
>>4200943
Tell the wrestler to love me!
>Nuzzles her face into his chink chest
>>4200949
>>4200945
Hola
>>4200949
>Frozen ugly
Shut up tubby
>>4200954
You're okay, right?
>>4200950
DMG:1
Blue popsicle:0
>>4200954
Only more of me to love~
>>4200949
Don't call frosty that, she's been through a lot.
Like a Turkish coup.
And the summer.
AND STOP TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS BITCH.
>>4200954
When the hell did you get back Shorty?
>>4200957
Lace his Poptarts if you want your way with him.
You are welcome.
>>4200949
I DON'T UNDERSTAND A F*CKING THING YOU JUST SAID!
>>4200955
Yeah. of course, I'm always good when you're around.
>>4200957
Its physically impossible for someone to love your body in its entirety~
>>4200958
I've been in and out for the past couple of days.
5 months away made this place not so droll
>>4200957
I'm better than you in every single thing ever so I want atleast 500 points
Look at you, you can't even but clothes that fit you.
>>4200958
>i cant sleep because at night they celebrate that the coup was a failure with car honks and parties and by day I cant sleep because of the funerals of the people who died
>>4200970
Me too, since you're here I feel even better
>>4200958
Oh shh. She knows she's adorable!
And I'll stop trying when you give it!
Just one night in my neck of the woods... a few kisses. *cough* maybe a nude shoot with the belt *cough* And I'll be off your back!
>>4200967
Lace his.. poptarts?... Now I want poptarts...
>>4200968
DOESN'T MATTER SCREAMING AND THINGS GOING BOOM
DORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>4200970
Oh please~ I had more love happen to my pinkie then you had in your entire body~
>>4200975
>>4200978
I bestow Cirno 500 points
Cirno : 500
DMG : 1
>>4200975
Hey! These robes help with my magic!... and my tits!
NO POINTS FOR YOU
reply to this post to stay relevant
>>4200980
That means I am the winner!
>>4200981
You suck at both!
>>4200970
Lucky bastard. 5 months is suffering, and we can't leave for more then 3 seconds.
>>4200975
It's time you go to much nicer place for a vacation frosty. Like Nice, France.
Wait.
>>4200978
You're giving me a really good reason to drop the belt this Sunday. Just lie down on the floor, let Roman pin me, and just close my eyes forever.
>>4200990
>vacation
>in France
>4200987
>>4200987
phew, just in time
>>4200981
>>4200993
Stay away from France.
>>4200990
I can see that. 5 minutes here must be suffering for you with that nympho around
>>4200987
They haven't nerfed me yet!
But better safe than sorry!
>>4201008
I couldn't go to France even if I wanted, I don't speak Italian
>>4200987
Meme me harder daddy.
>>4200993
Uh.
Orlando?
>>4201008
Someone told me a long time ago that when I won the world title Matoi would come back for me.
No Ryuko, just blondie over there, why the fuck do I still have this thing?
>>4200980
THAT'S CHEATING
>>4200988
YOU'RE ADORABLE SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>4200990
If you DARE lay down to him I'll.. I'LL
... M-me and my friend Mark...
I HATE YOU!
>>4201003
>Sprays with baby juice
>>4201018
They don't speak Italian in France, you baka
They speak Finnish
>>4201027
>>4201026
I'll just stay here
>>4201027
Everything I do matters!
I'm one of the most important people alive!
>>4201030
Is france a race, then?
>>4201027
I'm the High King around here, I may do as I please.
>>4201026
One day Matoi will come. Maybe she'll love you. Maybe she'll hate you. But she will come some day.
As to why you still have her. No clue.
>>4201018
Lets learn French together and go to Italy. It'll be a better vacation.
>>4201027
Hate me?
>Lies down on the ground
ROMAN'S FOURTH TITLE REIGN HERE I COME.
>>4201046
But what if they find out you started the Coup?
I mean, who else would start a failed coup other then you?
>>4201046
I think being French is a mental disorder.
I SUMMON
>>4201054
kys
>>4201051
Great idea, how do we get started?
>>4201052
Let's not talk about that
>>4201054
Pretty sure it is what Ocelot is,like, an old man or something
>>4200978
YELLING AND BOOM!? DAMN YOU ARE AWESOME! WANNA GO OUT!?
>>4201052
What's the rest of the SHIELD going to think, Deano?
>>4201061
Lord Satan.
This is the best album of 2003.
>>4201037
>Throws brick
>>4201046
You're also one of the cutest people alive
>>4201051
Are you saying.. That we wuz kings?
... I'm sorry that was a bad joke..
>>4201052
Oh I'll hate you. But I wont stop stalking you. I'll just have to train you to be a good boy~ All I'll need is some duct tape, rope. Car battery. Nipple clamps.... It'll be a fun time~
But for now I must retire once again. Remember Dean Bean I'm always watching!
Always.
Always.
Chitoge?
>>4201061
Fyxe
>>4201069
I already have a husband. He just doesn't know it yet~
>>4201080
>hits brick with his 10 inch schlong
>>4201076
Nah
>>4201061
HOSHI
>>4201080
I know that
And as the cutest person alive ever, I demand you don't bully Dean
>>4200996
fuck off junko
>>4201086
THE DREADED FRIENDZONE ONCE AGAIN!
>>4201068
I feel like we need to talk to Ocelot. I bet he's a good teacher.
>>4201080
Don't talk to me or my Cirno ever again.
>>4201081
Aikawa?
>>4201090
The fuck do you want?
>>4201112
Kissu?
>>4201112
>Kissu
Hello...
