Hunger Games, HG Thread, HGHOT, whatever your filter asks for.
>G: The first leg of the race is over, and a sixth of the cast has been eliminated!
>M: We're just so endearing.
>G: If you're so much better, why not make a game yourself after this?
Of course I'm not gonna do that.
Unlike you Gavin, I have a company to run.
>G: Emilia is passive-aggressive, while her husband is just aggressive-aggressive.
>M: I wouldn't advise yelling at Mr. Torgue. I assure you, he will yell louder.
>Tfw have to work on the Dissidia Games Video Promo when I get home
>Tfw hoping it wouldn't be as autistic as my previous event
Ah, I didn't realize I had a car in the arena..
So uh, lady I was trying to beat up died before I could get to her.
It's been a long tine since I last saw a TV
>M: Oh... oh.
>G: Can I have a minute alone?
>M: Yeah, me too.
Wait, did you stockpile Geoff images just for when the next Dynamite Games happened?
I SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT JOB!? NO PROBLEM! I WILL FINISH THE JOB AND BLOW THE WHOL F*CKING THING UP!
Huh, I wonder why I couldn't just brake...
>Nui suplexes you
You wanna talk shit?
You get hiiit!~
Besides, I never got my drivers license!~
Of course not, that would be weird.
HOLY SH*T THAT'S TOTALLY BADASS! LET ME TRY THAT IN MY MONSTER TRUCK!......... BAD IDEAWOAWWWOAWWWWOAHHWW
>M: Alright, this game has gotten way too hot.
>G: This is just unfair at this point.
Haha, not the first time I've been sponsored..
Gero... Not to mention there is enough excitement in a car ra-
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!
Haha, Len will be happy I picked these up for him.
>G: We're at the halfway mark! It's all downhill from here for our contestants.
>M: But before we move on, a moment of silence for our fallen idiots.
>M: Ooh, Keroro's not gonna be happy about this.
>G: How could you betray him like that?
>has been booking it, and will continue to book it
>Missed the reply earlier
It's like, uh, those mario karty games right? You drop oil and everyone else slips on it and loses.
>Books it faster
Golly gosh, for having such a fast Stand, you sure are slow!
>G: Our contestants are now fuel-conservative.
>M: That's boring. Go back to killing each other!
>M: Less people are dying each day, and I'm starting to get bored.
Haha... I forgot which button it is...
>M: That must be horrible. You sure are enraged, aren't you?
>G: Yeah, you should get revenge!
... This guy is the real deal.. I think it's best to keep away from them..
Ah... Ah well, at least I did way better than the last two attempts.
>he stops and turns towards her
Seems running didn't help me at all... how can a little girl even run that fast?!
Rape? You know, he forced himself on me when I didn't want it.
>G: Well, there goes that subplot.
>M: Aww, I really wanted them to kill each other.
I'm an alien hybrid!
Almost 99 percent made outta Life Fibers!
>Don't you hate it when some random anon uses an image of your ava to post something that makes it look like you're the one saying it?
When the fuck did you get here Brock? Aren't you being busted for do-
>M: Never seen that before.
>G: I never knew Azama liked anyone.
>Nah, it's Tricky talking right now. I should just stop visiting desustorage, it always leaves me more disappointed in myself than happy.
I've still got enough human to make it work!
Is this BETTER?~
Are you dead? Gurgle once for yes, twice for no.
>G: Emilia's quest for revenge isn't exactly going as planned.
>I get niceposted maybe 40% of the time, 20% is just people using the word tricky and not my avafag name, and then the other 60% is shit/hateposting. How do I fix this?
>M: The violence is finally back!
>G: How is that even possible?!
Great... The other guy is big, and this guy is a madman, why did the killers have to be wrestlers!
I just unraveled my fibers a bit, silly Cubehead!
>you get 120% posts about yourself
No, you teach me!
>G: Let it be known that a leaf is a better killer than Emilia.
I cant think off a way you can be shitposted less
You kinda dug a hole for yourself with the bloody tampon and nudee
Let's be honest, we just voted for ourselves didn't we?
So there's no way to fix it?
this sucks ass
>G: The Dean/Emilia conflict is just petty now.
>M: We'll see where it leads them.
Thanks for the motivation to do these games more than ever. Just knowing that it makes you mad will keep me going.
Micheal, I know you can hear me.
>M: I have a feeling this will be the last fallen tribute slide.
>G: This game is coming to a close!
>M: Oh shit!
>G: It's the perfect final 2! The grudge match is coming!
You can end it anytime soon, your career will be over in no time
>implying Hitler did anything remotely wrong
>M: I'm glad I was wrong about the final slide. This is perfect suspense!
>G: Oh, I can't wait!
So we're here huh? Final demo derby, one for the ages.
Come on you slice of walking pizza, joust me with all you got, the champ demands it.
My hair is great, thank you, and I work hard to keep it that way!
Atleast I'll be with my husband, you family killer!
Thank you very much for hosting Michael and Gavin! It was a fun one!
>G: Revenge has been denied, and Dean Ambrose emerges the winner of the Seventh Dynamite Games!
>M: ...did the title always say "6"?
>M: You fucking moron, you're supposed to be in control of that shit.
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for hosting.
>M: Congratulations, and thanks to all who played!
>G: Hopefully, the Eighth Dynamite Games will come sooner than this one did.
And I still don't know how to drive a car.
Thanks for hostin.
"Thank you for the game! Even if doing things like these is horrible! But it's more than nothing.."
You seem confused...Maybe you should be less stupid pekoponian
Great is one way to put it..
>Nui bursts into laughter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN'T SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
Your hair is ridiculous, how can you say anything about my excellent hair?!
I don't see a gundam! So you aren't worth watching!
Because having more hair hanging from your head than most people have on their entire bodies is normal, sure, plenty of people have your haircut
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline
The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right
Course I did, I turned it all the way and then it made a loud screeching then it worked.
The fuck else is there to do to get a car to move?
These are pigtails, doofus.
But never, never, never have I seen something LIKE YOUR HAIR!!!
IT'S LIKE YOU USED ALL THE HAIRGEL IN THE WORLD!
But then the car would always be on, doesn't that like, eat gas and shit?
What? You're not telling me all cars are secretly transformers are you?
What do you want me to do?
>Sobs into gook's arms
Did you try breaking her neck and throwing her into a lake?
Tell her she looks like boogers, she'll run away crying
I AM HERE TO OFFICIALLY SAVE ALL YOUR STUPID ASSES FROM DYING! BY BLOWING THIS F*CKING THREAD UP!
I don't coddle racists. Please get off my arm.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND A F*CKING THING YOU JUST SAID!
I'm better than you in every single thing ever so I want atleast 500 points
Look at you, you can't even but clothes that fit you.
>i cant sleep because at night they celebrate that the coup was a failure with car honks and parties and by day I cant sleep because of the funerals of the people who died
Me too, since you're here I feel even better
Oh shh. She knows she's adorable!
And I'll stop trying when you give it!
Just one night in my neck of the woods... a few kisses. *cough* maybe a nude shoot with the belt *cough* And I'll be off your back!
Lace his.. poptarts?... Now I want poptarts...
DOESN'T MATTER SCREAMING AND THINGS GOING BOOM
Oh please~ I had more love happen to my pinkie then you had in your entire body~
Hey! These robes help with my magic!... and my tits!
NO POINTS FOR YOU
Lucky bastard. 5 months is suffering, and we can't leave for more then 3 seconds.
It's time you go to much nicer place for a vacation frosty. Like Nice, France.
You're giving me a really good reason to drop the belt this Sunday. Just lie down on the floor, let Roman pin me, and just close my eyes forever.
They haven't nerfed me yet!
But better safe than sorry!
I couldn't go to France even if I wanted, I don't speak Italian
YELLING AND BOOM!? DAMN YOU ARE AWESOME! WANNA GO OUT!?
This is the best album of 2003.
You're also one of the cutest people alive
Are you saying.. That we wuz kings?
... I'm sorry that was a bad joke..
Oh I'll hate you. But I wont stop stalking you. I'll just have to train you to be a good boy~ All I'll need is some duct tape, rope. Car battery. Nipple clamps.... It'll be a fun time~
But for now I must retire once again. Remember Dean Bean I'm always watching!
I already have a husband. He just doesn't know it yet~
I know that
And as the cutest person alive ever, I demand you don't bully Dean