EVENING HUMANS, I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MADE A TRA- I MEAN "THREAD" FOR YOU TO CONTINUE YOUR HIJINKS AND LOWJINKS AND NOT AN ELABORATE TRAP FOR YOU 4O FALL FOR AT ALL!
NYEH HEH HEH
DID YOU DO THIS? DID YOU TURN ME INTO A GIRL YOU SKELETON BONING SON OF A BITCH?
I probably will, I get to see things I couldn't even dream of back where I come from
Goodnight Miss, have a good rest!
Why would you even save this? Is this what you jack off to?
Goodnight, I think I'm gonna leave as well. Unless that one person shows up
"Wh-What are you talking about? I'm not just a monitor! I'm a person! B-But I don't want the monitor to get damaged."
I used to have it like that, but...it was a long, long time ago. I was practically a different person, then.
And sometimes, that explanation IS magic. I've lived my whole life surrounded by the stuff, as one of the only two scientists in the entirety of Gensokyo.
...Be seeing you. Have a good rest.
Would you quiet down? Some of us're turning in?
Buuut, I'll be turning in as well, for that matter. Be seeing you people.
QUIT STEALING MY ALTRUISTIC MOJO, YOU ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT PHONY BONEY!
>Was a bit of pain to find good pics.
Ah... Well I'd like to see it one day, but goodnight Rika, have a good rest..
HOLY SH*T ANOTHER PLOT TWIST! I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS A KID THAT WAS SUUUPER QUIET!... AWWWKKWWARRDDD!
TRUST ME FRIEND, MOST KNOW MY MOTIVES ALREADYL JUST ONE HUMAN WILL HAVE HIS SOUL TAKEN, NOT MORE THAN THAT! NYEH HEH HEH!
IF IT WASNT WHY WOULD IT BE SHOWN AT THE END OF A THREAD AT THE PHOTO LIMIT? IT WOULD BE A CLEVER RUSE, BUT THATS NOT THE GOAL!
I CAN THINK OF PLENTY OF MONSTERS WHO KNOW THIS JINK, FOR INSTANCE MAJICK COULDVE DONE IT, HES REALLY INTO THAT.
AH THE FAKER RETURNS? YOU KNOW MY ATTACK AND IT WORKED LAST TIME! DONT START TROUBLE OR ILL USE IT AGAIN! NYEH HEH HEH!
"It feels so horrible when people ignore you.. I mean the REAL you."
>it's not a rape the skeleton thread
I'm sure you did your best, and that's all they can ask for, really. Glad you got out safely in the end.
>Expecting the worst
Sometimes I forget where I am.
DEAN BEAN! Some nice anon send me over to say hi! How you doing? Did you get my emails? Why wont you answer my calls?
Goodnight comrade, sweet dreams.
That was our goal
It's pretty late here, so I should probably be getting on my way as well. Sorry for showing up a bit late,
Jesus woman, don't you see us complaining about how we were women?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THINKING YOU COULD BEST ME BY REMOVING MY SCARF, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FOOL THIS WAS NOTHING BUT AN OVERTURE TO GET A SCARF ON LAYAWAY!
YOU HAVE THE WRONG SKULLO IDEA!
Sleep tight, Rick. I think the missus and I are going to hit the hay too, so the timing's pretty great.
See you next time.
THAT'S NOT A LADY, THAT'S SOMEONE WHO'S PROBABLY HAD 5 DICKS INSIDE OF HER YESTERDAY.
Not to say there's anything wrong with that.
SOMEONE HASN'T LOOKED AT A DICTIONARY, CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A YELLING VOICE IS PAPS.
It was Seth wasn't it? How do you have my phone number? Why do you think I have an email? What's an email? Why do you think I have house with a door? Why did you bring up having a gun?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
[insert something about Aoi-Tan and himself here]
[insert something about Sentai to fill the space here]
I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOUR BLUE ATTACK YOU FIEND, I'VE RESEARCHED AND ANALYZED THE WEAKNESS.
YOU'RE NOT A TALENTED ARTISTS, THERE FORE YOU HAVE NO GROUND TO CHANGE THE HUE OF MY ATTIRE PHONY BONY!
HOW IS IT DARK HUMOR? ALL THE LIGHTS ARE ON IN THIS PLACE!
Try listening to music or a podcast on low volume. Always makes me go out like a light.
Anon (Maybe). I promise I didn't hurt anyone.. to bad. It's 2016. Where you'll confess your love to me. How else will I get into your home and heart? So you wont scream to loud.
ALL THIS FUCKING ENERGY, KEEP ON POWERING UP HG!!! GAAAAAAAHHHHHAHGHRHHARHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
See, my logic behind it is that I'm usually kept up by thoughts, so if you put music or the podcast low enough that you can just make out the words, you can focus on them instead which stops you from thinking too much.
Good luck, buddy.
THAT IS STILL A LADY! MOXXI PROBABLY HAD 8 AND YOU SHOULD STILL TREAT HER WITH RESPECT! BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE BAD ASS THAN TREATING A LADY WITH RESPECT!
IS THIS ANY BETTER?!
EVEN WHEN I AM DEEP IN DEPRESSION CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP I CAN'T HELP BUT YELL IT! MY LIFE IS COMPLICATED! DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS!?
WWOAAAAAAAAWWNOWWWOOWWWOOWWWWWWWW SKIDDLY SKIDDLY WAOOOOOOOW!
Can I join you in the coffin?
So it's insomnia, huh? I hate when that happens... I mean, outside of a hunt. I hope you can get some sleep tonight
I mean, I don't see a reason not to other than the loudness, and saying no because of that condition would just be mean
Hey uh, what's your face with the muscles and the screaming, you want a piece of her instead? You do the respect thing better then I do probably. I think I'll stick to cuddling with my belt at night.
SHE WANTS TO FUCK MY CORPSE.
SOMEONE PUT THIS LADY IN A STRAIGHT JACKET JESUS CHRIST.
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT
THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS
J U S T F R I E N D S
I always explain just in case.
I AM IMPECCABLE FLAWLESS AND REALLY GORGEOUS YOU'RE USELESS, YOU'RE BLUFFING. I CAUGHT YOUR BLUFF FOOL. I WILL USE A MOVE I NEVER DARED TO A DARE BEFORE!!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!
Maybe we can be in the jacket together. And then we can jack it~
... Oh I sometimes have a dick. i hope that doesn't matter~
Just call me Kindred Hunter. What's your name?
He asked which ones do you want to see, not which ones are going on right now.
>The whole thread shakes.
HG POWER UP!!!!!!
I prefer my own weapons, but I appreciate the offer. Besides, I want the monster I kill mostly intact so I can have armor and weapons made from their parts
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHWIIDDLLLY WIDDLY WIDDDLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
THAT SOUNDS BORING! YOU SHOULD MAKE THE EXPLODE! IT'S F*CKING GREAT FOR RATINGS!
YOU SEEM TO BE IN A PICKLE! WHISPERING VOICE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD BLOW HER UP!
Oh. Oh yes I can punish you~ Have you been a naughty boy Mr Ambrose?~
Ratings? What are ratings?
Well it's nice to meet you Ocelot. I wish you good sleep when you finally get to have it
FAIR ENOUGH! WIDDLY WIDDLY WOOAAAHHHWWWW
WHAT ARE RATINGS!? HOLY SH*T! THEY ARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!
AND I AM THE HEAD OF A CORPORATION! A CORPORATION THAT MAKES GUNS! GUNS THAT EXXXXXPLOOOOODEEEE!
LIKE HELL IT IS! ALL THE DEATHS IN MY RING ARE 100% F*CKING REAL!
Are not! Than why are they all sweaty, after a good match?
Do you want some help with the situation you're having?
Being a champ has drawbacks sometimes.
Like having fangirls like her.
Oh. i'm much much worse then Daddy~ You can call me Mommy~
>A magician dressed simulator to DMG but in black starts to drag her away
Mama we're leaving
NOT NOW GEEGEE MAMA TRYING TO GET YOU A NEW DADDY
Yes now you horny or bat
I LOVE YOU DEAN BEAN!
>Dives back to ERP
You uh, you think you can get her to love someone that's not me?
Oh lucky you, you can actually afford breakfast.
Oh fuck off fake Ryuko.
Here's the problem, if I'm the world heavyweight champion why do people still think I'm the underdog? That I'm the one set to lose? Even when I've got gold wrapped around my body it doesn't feel like I won it, just that I got lucky.
Or are you just callin a loser?
YOU SHOULD TRY IT! THE PRESSURE OF F*CKNG UP AND NOT LIVING UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS IS TERRIFYING!
Maybe people see you as the underdog because you only swooped in on a weakend Seth to win that gold. If you prove yourself by defending it while you're both equal, you'll FEEL l7ke a champion.
Goodnight, all. Was good to be here again, take care!
Someone didn't watch what happened on Raw.
A fucking tie.
And bastard still tried to steal the fucking belt from me before the ref could call it out.
I only got one chance to prove I'm a fighter. Battleground, sunday, fighting both of my brothers for the gold, no cheats, no steals, only a fight for the 3 count.
Be honest. think I can do it?
Then dye your hair green or something.
Yeeaah you lost me. What the fuck's a hyperion?
Oh no, I was just going to use a technique the younger Mr. Joestar told me about while he was still here
Why I should dye my hair when I would keep watching your suffering instead?
"Hey Papyrus!! Can you get frisk and the others to stand over there with those French people because got a surprise for you all thanks"
It sounds terrifying, though I guess I can feel sort of like that, seeing as how if I fail on a hunt someone might get hurt and that would be on my shoulders
Who's Joestar? What technique? I don't think I even know you, who are you again? Is that a real french accent?
Fine. I'll dye it for you instead.
Hold still, I've got some unused mustard from last year. Or was it 2 years ago? I think it sticks better if it's older.
WOW FUCK THOSE GUYS.
And uh, who are you again?
Mr. Joestar, or "JoJo", a technique he uses, someone who that unsettling woman was pestering the other day, and yes, it is
I know what his technique is!
He used it on me!
Doesn't she just look so adorable when she's angry?
...He did? You don't seem dangerous enough to use it on
"Hey Sunset!!, wanna see something cool? Just look through this metal tube and you will hear a loud bang and everything will be awesome. Trust me Sunset"
Well, that's what dolls are for, isn't it?
Or are your maternal instincts just coming out because she almost looks like a mini you?
Oh, I'm plennnty dangerous!
>Nui digs into her chest
>And pulls out HER OWN BEATING HEART HOLY SHIT
Goodnight Bread, rest well.
Gero... Pretty good... Probably going to host for these dead pekoponians
That's pretty rude to tell someone you just met, little countess
PRETTY MUCH!..... IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION!
Of course! I usually sleep in early! Does that mean I can take an hour break half way through hosting!?
Anything you want, my love, who cares what everyone thinks, you're the man of the house.
Whatcha sayin' goodnight to me for? I'm coming with ya. Lead the way.
Say hi to Ryuuko for me!
Ask her how her daddy's doing, too!
>Nui bursts into hysterical laughter
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID IN SCHOOL! DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO PICK ON ME FOR BEING BUFF AND HANDSOME TOO! I HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL SCARS!
What is i- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! WHY'S YOU EYES? WHAT THE HELL!
The real question is why don't we have a teruteru avatar yet and where do I sign up?
Tanaka the Forbidden One
I'm, uh, not letting that one slide I mean.
Asuka The Synonymous Word For Not Allowed One
Man, no one agrees with me as much as you do! Except maybe Tamama! You really are great! Gero.
I'm your wife, I'm suppose to agree with you, if I didn't I would be a bad wife, a wife does anything to make her husband happy.
OF COURSE! I AM MUCH SMARTER THAN MOST PEOPLE THINK!
I suppose that's true. My mom did try her best to make dad happy gero. Though you don't need to act differently to please others! I sure don't!