god damn it /trash/ what have you done to my fucking mind
>parents brought home two goats
>inb4 underage b& I'm just staying with them
>one is really chill and has short horns
>the other wants to get the fuck out of there and rams everything
>both are girls
Here's the problem
>go out and see the goats for the first time
>suddenly remember all of the beastiality porn I have ever seen
>I now have the urge to fuck a goat
What have you fucking done, /trash/.
You people need to fix this, I don't want to fuck a goat, but my penis says otherwise.
I can't live my life popping a boner every time I see a fucking goat, what the fuck do I do.
>>4191451
Shit, I don't know.
Avoid the internet for a while. Maybe.
>>4191451
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking animals.
Fuck the goats, but make sure they enjoy it too.
>>4191451
Just fuck the goats op
>>4191451
You did this to yourself.
>>4192021
Usually you put your penis in their vagina.
Finger them to orgasm first though. I'm sure there's a guide or videos out there.
>>4192021
If the Arabs can figure it out I'm sure you'll manage just fine
>>4191451
Did you fuck the goats yet?
Fuck the goats then tell us about it.
Also film it and upload the video.
>>4191451
can you upload pictures of the gotes?
>>4191451
Other people didn't make you want to fuck goats.
Other people showed you that you had that latent desire.
>We didn't make you what you are, we just held up a mirror.
>>4198035
>the dangers
Literally none unless you're doing it in public.
>benefits of fucking goats
Tight wet goat pussy
Fuck the goats.
>>4198350
How the fuck do I approach a goat without it hurting me?
How do initate the goatfucking
>>4198414
Be nice to it, feed it treats. Basic animal husbandry with mutual sexual gratification.
Just Google pet goat care or something.
>>4198035
If you don't fuck the goats you'll regret not fucking the goats for the rest of your life.
>>4191451
post pics
>>4198650
See this is what I'm worried about
On one hand, fucking animals is degenerate and against my morals.
On the other hand, I could fuck a goat, and it's not like I'm getting any pussy right now or any time soon anyways.
>>4198448
So what, I treat the goat nice and then one night while it's in heat or something I finger it?
You have to be a little more specific. I don't want to hurt this thing and I don't want it to hurt me.
>>4198350
actually you can get a number of nasty bacterial infections from goats, try not to get hurt and make sure to scrub really good afterwards
>>4198938
wait, infections?
are you telling me this goat is going to give me a disease if i fuck it?
>>4198917
I mean in general, not specifically OP
>>4199003
you just want pictures of goats?
>>4199026
anything, anon
>>4198962
Goats are a typical animal for petting zoos. They're not any more dangerous than other animals, including humans. It's an unlikely possibility but pretty much guaranteed not to happen unless you keep rimming their unwashed assholes.
Fuck the goats.
I'm going to be dead serious here, Anon.
No matter what these morons say, don't do it.
Look, I have the hots for horsedick, alright? I know what it's like to lust after animals. But I don't do it. That's what porn on the internet is for.
I don't actually go out and fuck horses. Fucking animals is dangerous, because if they don't want it, they can potentially fuck your shit up. Biting, kicking, etc.
Additionally, if you're forcing yourself on something much smaller than you, that just makes you look like a wussy shit who couldn't handle anything close to his own size.
Don't give in to your impulses, it's a sign of weakness. If it's driving you that nuts, then just avoid the damn goats as much as you can.
I don't want you to do something you might regret for the rest of your life, whether it be public shame, jail, scars, or even going to all that trouble and having it not be as satisfying as you'd initially think it'd be.
Don't degrade yourself just to entertain some depraved strangers on the internet. People on 4chan will jump at the chance to see people do stupid shit. Don't do it.
>>4199352
I agree with this guy, so many things can go wrong for you or for the animal. Just don't do it.
Honestly, OP, you've been to /b/ before, I'm sure. If you frequented /b/ and still decided to descend into the /trash/ with the rest of us, then you absolutely brought this upon yourself.
It's grounds for moral turpitude, but I say if you want to get it out of your system, try to fuck one of the goats. If it turns out your imagination is getting ahead of your dick, and banging animals isn't your thing, then you'll likely instantly wean yourself off being turned on by goats. If you screw the goat and it's the hottest thing in the world, then you have yourself a new fetish and handy-dandy immediate sexual outlet!
Other than that, I could only recommend reviewing some beastforum animal-fucking guides and videos in action of dudes doing goats, or if you want to sublimate your animal attractions, try switching to being a furry. They have quite a few top-notch feral artists.
>>4199352
Horses are garbage animals.
Goats are way better. Most animals are down to fuck and enjoy it if you aren't an idiot about it.
>>4191451
Please post pics/vids of you fucking them.
>>4199509
>Most animals are down to fuck
You're a delusional zoophile looking for any excuse to fuck an animal incapable of higher thought.
>>4191451
Just get a flesh light and Jack off to this goat lady
>>4199532
Animals like sex don't have any silly taboos that people do. Animals fuck animals of different species all the time.
>>4199551
Liking that shitty game is worse than raping farm animals.
So are you gonna do it or not OP? Tell me so I know whether to to keep this thread pinned or not.
>>4199596
Fuck off Shlomo
>>4199617
I've decided I'm just going to be friendly to the goat for now.
Tomorrow morning I'm gonna go out and inspect it to see if I like what I see.
if the thread is still up I may or may not update.
>>4199509
Okay, first of all, not all animals are going to automatically let you fuck them. They can all have different reactions. It's more likely that they'll let you rut them if they're reeeeaaal comfortable around you, but assuming they'll let you stick your dick in regardless of anything is a dangerous assumption. From what I understand, this guy hasn't known the goats for that long, so it's less likely that he'll get away with it. There's also the possibility that after he does do the deed, they may start acting funny, especially around him, and it might provoke questions from his parents. It's not worth it.
Second of all,
>implying horses are shit
u wan go m8 i'll fukin wrek ur shit i swear on me mum
honestly OP, just put your dick in and see if it feels good or not, if you feel discomfort, then you won't have any desire to fuck the goats ever again.
>>4199678
You don't just run full speed ahead at an animal with an erection and try to ram your cock into it.
Of course a horsefag needs that explained to them.
wipe the puss clean first OP, THEN fuck it
can't get any diseases if it's a clean bajingo
>>4199352
OP pretty much came here for the go-ahead. The thought was on his mind, and he figured he'd get some positive reinforcement and some pointers before laying a goat. I'd much rather not hear about a goat getting fucked (they're too cute and platonically affectionate for it), but it's not like the OP is a fresh-faced social dependent whose thoughts revolve around doing what the /trash/ tells him to do.
>>4199826
You don't HAVE to go full speed ahead to piss an animal off.
Faggot.
>>4191451
I don't know why you're taking inspiration from here. We haven't had a beastiality thread in a while.
Did you fuck the goats yet?
OP! Have the goats been fucked!? This is important.
If not, FUCK THE GOATS!
>>4203134
Fuck a goat.
>>4203147
YOU fuck a goat.
>>4203150
I would if I had goats to fuck.
>>4203161
I'm not going to do it for you.
Get off your fat, lazy ass, drive off into the night, and go find and fuck the damn goat yourself.
>>4203186
Yes sir!
0-1: OP gets caught by his parents
2-3: goat bites OP's dick off
4-5: OP catches goat AIDS
6-7: goat horn goes up OP's butt
8-9: OP has a good time but regrets it forever
dubs: OP marries goat waifu
>>4203244
No one ever regrets goat fucking.
>>4191451
>>4192021
Start with some light fingering OP. You're gonna want to get close to these goats, spend time petting them at feeding times and letting them grow comfortable around you. Standing at their side, reach back and massage her flank. If she's responsive, she'll likely inch herself closer to you.
Take your time, play around with them a little. Plus, if one doesn't seem willing or happy, don't force it. Try the other one! And be sure to take it slow.
