HGHOT
PARTY IN THE LOR EDITION
I'M THE HERO~!
>>4180914 (WHO)
You do not see that every day.
>>4180908
>the bot takes another photo
Keep em coming hun, you will make a lot of older men very happy! Maybe if you get angry enough you will get cute! You could also call me something cute for bonus points like Annie!
>>4180910
Thanks pumpkin.
>>4180917
Hero of what?
>>4180922
You're welcome!
>>4180914
See ya later, dude! Bring back a souvenir!
>>4180927
Hero of America, of course!
>>4180922
ANNIE? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CALL YOU ANNIE?! YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF! I WANT TO FUCKING DISASSEMBLE YOU! I WANT TO MAKE YOU INTO SCRAP!
I WANT TO MELT YOU DOWN INTO A FUCKING DILDO AND SHOVE YOU UP SOME FAGGOTS ASS!
>>4180931
Oh yeah, right.
>>4180933
Do you mind? Not everyone enjoys having their ears yelled off.
>>4180933
>the robot takes one last photo
Alright sugar, I suppose that's enough for one night! Maybe I will pay you another visit later. Oh, and try getting some good makeup! Maybe it will make you pretty. Until then Auntie Annie needs to go sleep! How's about a goodnight kiss on the cheek?
>>4180933
nice rp
>>4180940
...Why, dude? Did I say something wrong?
>>4180933
Calm down, dude! Not even England yells this much when I insult his cooking!
>>4180940
...I'll shout all I fucking want.
>>4180944
No, go fuck yourself, please get melted down in your sleep mode, or some shit.
>>4180951
It's nothing.
>>4180952
I will give it thought sugar! Night night!
>>4180910
Thank you for the thread.
>>4180947
>Thanks anon-kun I try my hardest <3
>kissu
>>4180951
Yeah...whatever, I'm over it...
>>4180957
If you say so, dude.
...Say, have you ever tried a burger before?
What's going on this early morning guys?
>>4180952
You have angerment issues, you know that?
>>4180960
A pleasure.
>>4180963
Afraid not.
>>4180965
Absolutely nothing.
>>4180962
Good. If you want, we can have some burgers or some shit.
>>4180965
Apart from me selling burgers and Stocking being pissed off as usual, nothing much. How're you?
>>4180967
Well, would you like to try one, dude?
>>4180967
It doesn't seem like nothing! I feel all giddy this morning!
>>4180968
Selling burgers? Have you no shame? Give them out for free to your friends!
>>4180975
Why not?
>>4180967
I don't have anger issues...you just have being a nosey asshole issues.
>>4180968
No thanks, I'm not a burger person...not really my cup of tea.
Roll call! Everyone who's here please reply.
>>4180985
>>4180985
Iida Tenya, present!
>>4180979
Well that's good, we need someone to brighten up the mood around here.
>>4180982
That attitude is only confirming my assumptions.
>>4180985
Present!
>>4180985
Yee
>>4180985
Yeah, what is it?
>>4180994
Then stop assuming things.
>>4180985
>>4180979
But I didn't sell them to my friends, I just sold them to people that wanted them!
>>4180980
Hold on, let me get one right now... Here!
>He passes you a burger, still in its wrapper.
>>4180982
Well, if you want any fast food, come to me at any time. I have heaps I need to get rid of.
>>4180985
Yo!
>>4180985
-1
>>4180985
I'm watching...
Alright, we've got enough for a 24 game with filler.
Give me those 24 entries!
>>4181011
Iida Tenya
>>4180985
Kaito is present Sir!
>>4180993
>Hug.
Hello buddy!
>>4180994
It's not bright already? Well I suppose that's not a surprise the sun isn't out yet.... So allow this humble idol to shine in place of it!
>>4181005
You're not selling them do your friends?! Do you hate them?
>>4181011
Stocking Anarchy
>>4181011
Beck
>>4181011
Azama
>>4181011
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4181011
The Big Eight
>>4181011
Fox McCloud
>>4181011
Death from Above 1979
>>4181011
Maid Kaito
>>4181011
Drageon
>>4181011
Filia
>>4181011
Izaya Orihara
>>4181000
It's less of an assumption now and more of an obvious fact.
You know the first step to recovery is admiting you have a problem?
>>4181005
Thank you, I'll enjoy after the games are done.
>>4181011
Magolor
>>4181014
Thanks!
>>4181011
Neo
>>4181011
Maria and Harusame
>>4181014
No fool, you are ruining my morning. Do not touch me.
>>4181011
Eggman-kun
>>4181011
Lor Starcutter
![![Entry] Reigen.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bXB90Tv.jpg "![Entry] Reigen.jpg")
>>4181011
Reigen Arataka
>>4181011
Sensei
>>4181011
Rowlete
>>4181011
Anywhere But Here Asuka
>>4181014
But no one was here when I sold them. Only two people came, and even then, I just gave them for free...
>>4181032
You're welcome!
>>4181011
Ririchiyo
>>4181011
NOVA
READY >
>>4181011
Chisa Yukizome
>>4181011
Yukine's fetish
>>4181011
Shiragami Senpai
>>4181032
I have nothing to admit, because I don't have anger issues! perfection doesn't have problems..
>>4181055
>DESTROY POPSTAR! THAT IS MY WISH!
>>4181011
Emperor
>>4181011
Corey Worthington
>>4181039
>His grip doesn't loosen.
Good morning Iida!
>>4181032
I suppose I could have a song lined up...
>>4181050
That's not selling them then! That's sharing what you have with others!
>>4181011
MR. TORGUE
>>4181063
OK >
3... 2... 1...
GO!
You have until 7:25 to make your swaps.
>>4181060
I would hardly call you perfect...
>>4181074
After the game.
>>4181074
B-Boy if you don't get off me, I will see to it that I force you off!
>>4181074
I know! I just gave them for free, and I don't know why!
>>4181079
OH! Can I have a wish? I wish that I had... A burger! No, two burgers!
![[Anime] Reigen (9).png](https://i.imgur.com/vPYu4S5.jpg "[Anime] Reigen (9).png")
>>4181082
I accept this challenge.
>>4181082
Looks wonderful! Let's begin!
>>4181013
>>4181082
>>4181059
Give to her my spot, dear host.
>>4181082
Looks good, dude!
>>4181082
READY >
>>4181088
DESTROY THE ARENA? >
OK >
3... 2... 1...
GO!
>>4181082
>>4181045
>>4181078
>>4181082
Give him my spot.
>>4181094
>>4181026
>>4181082
Yeah, looks great. Lets get going.
>>4181083
Y'know what, whatever, I'll let that slide.
>>4181097
MY WISH IS TO DESTROY HOSHI!
>>4181097
...Good enough. Can I wish for some burgers, dude?
>>4181102
See? You're learning to control your anger! That's great!
>>4181110
It's cause I don't have any issues in the first place...
>>4181083
A-awww, well alright, I suppose I could just try and kill quickly..
>>4181084
Boy? You know I have a name Iida!
>>4181088
Because you have money to easily cover the cost of supplies!
Match theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qaBTqhlv8o
>>4181094
Oh, thank you, stranger.
>>4181107
>>4181109
ERROR. >
WISH CURRENTLY IMPOSSIBLE. >
ARENA WILL BE DESTROYED TO COLLECT MATERIAL TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION. >
>>4181124
Ah that's ok, maybe next time.
>>4181114
Sure you do sweetheart.
>>4181116
Good.
>>4181120
>>4181116
Yes, but I just gave it for free, dude!
>>4181120
...Don't tell me that we're already dead.
>>4181124
Aw... Okay then.
>>4181120
>>4181113
Oh come on, I leave for a moment and this shit happens.
Uh... good job, Magolor.
>>4181131
Did someone switch your entry without you knowing? If so, I will reset.
>>4181100
That was not necessary, but thank you.
>>4181121
It is no problem. Enjoy.
>>4181136
Y'KNOW WHAT THIS RIVER COULD USE!? MORE EXPLOSIONS!
>>4181136
They do that. Also, I asked to swap so Iida could stay in.
>>4181100
>>4181136
Well, obviously you'd have to follow us! We're, like, the Big Eight! You'd be stupid not to work with us!
>>4181136
They did, but no need to restart since it'd deny the original winner the victory.
>>4181136
These are weird eggs.
>>4181120
ugh!
>>4181136
Oh come on Lor!
>>4181120
Ah, this will be perfect to start off a good morning.
>>4181127
I think I have a good one picked out...
>>4181128
You mean like me and my cafe?..
>>4181136
Make it allll festive!
>>4181151
OK, I'll just never let that entry into my games anymore.
>>4181149
I'm sorry, I'm not good at the switching.
>>4181179
It's fine. I was just saying that in case you did end up resetting. No hard feelings.
>>4181179
Wasn't the entry, I've had an anon try and swap me out for anyone they can try and swap me out for. That entry is fine.
>>4181176
And what would that be?
>>4181176
...You own a cafe? Why was I not told of this?
>>4181187
I wasn't aware of that. If it ever happens again, be sure to speak up and I'll cut that shit out immediately.
>>4181191
Stocking is a DFA fan? Who knew.
>>4181191
You can run but you can't hide!
>>4181191
I've been denying it, but I wasn't at my pc when it happened and didn't see until I looked at the slide.
Whoops, forgot Night 1.
>>4181191
I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS! I WILL BE SURE TO BLOW UP THREE TRUCKS IN A BAD ASS FASHION FOR YOUR MEMORY!
>>4181188
It's called 'The Future of the Past and the Machine's Song.', it's a duet!
>>4181190
I swear I've told you or Russia about this... A lot of people know, it's why I wear the maid outfits...
>>4181191
There's strength in numbers! Lets take them out with sheer force!
>>4181191
Didn't I run fast enough?
>>4181206
Stay back!
I'm warning you! I know magic!
>>4181210
Sounds interesting!
>>4181179
>OK, I'll just never let that entry into my games anymore.
>Implying I give enough of a fuck about some abo that I'd fake being her to swap out my filler
Don't jump the gun and try and witch hunt m8.
>>4181206
I feel as though I've done something wrong here.
>>4181210
...Have you been a crossdresser this whole time? Like, for maid cafés? Huh. The more you know, I guess...
>>4181206
WHAT AM I FIGHTIN' FOR!? FOR BADASSERY AND EXPLOSIONS!
WAUOOOWNAOOO NAOOO WAOOOO!
>>4181199
Stocking is clearly a certified patrician.
Beck was using the Machina.
>>4181243
All you get is blood, violence and death.
>>4181213
It is! Like all songs it's just a story with a beat behind it!
>>4181219
I'm an idol after all man, gotta please the fans ya'know...
>>4181206
But it's cold out here with these two weirdos!
>>4181243
Ah, but I don't need sleep..
>>4181246
Kaito!
>>4181243
Yes I r the genius ball.
>>4181243
Hm? You guys hear that--
>>4181246
>Oh shit
>>4181246
Samson.
>>4181228
F FOR THOSE FALLEN FUCKS!
>>4181243
E3 TO EGYPT5! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I AM PLAYING IT WRONG!?
>>4181246
EXPPLOOSSSIOOONN!
>>4181253
LET'S BLOW SOME COWARDS UP!
>>4181246
Cocks
Beck has become a monster.
>>4181246
Guh
>>4181253
Nice Star-shaped Hat!
Yoink!
>>4181261
Uncle Samsonite?
>>4181246
2Cocks
>>4181246
Junko
A shocking revelation about Magolor!
>>4181253
Ah well... Better luck next time!
>>4181246
Wait, no...
Russia! Yeah, pick Russia!
>>4181252
I know, but it's just weird when it comes to cafés like that. I don't really understand the appeal, but hey; I'm a western guy, so what do I know, amirite?
>>4181277
OH MY GOD I DON'T!
>10/10 event
>>4181277
WHAT THE FUCK IS A POW?! I BET IT'S PRETTY BADASS! OR I WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK!
A rough day.
>>4181272
Uh...no, I was thinking just, Samson, no Uncle or Nite.
>>4181246
3Cocks
>>4181277
Not particularly cozy, but this would do as a temporary shelter.
>>4181288
Samson it is then, I'll count those dubs
>>4181246
Hitler
>>4181287
Whelp, back to the drawing board...
>>4181246
4Cocks
>>4181287
THESE ARE A NICE PAIR OF SOCKS! I SHALL REPAY YOU IN EXPLOSIONS AND GUITAR SOLOS! MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMOOOOOOOOOOW
>>4181292
Well, alright then. Have fun with your game, anon.
>>4181283
Hey! They're a major attraction ya'know! They bring in a lot of money I believe, I mean you're one to speak! You have those restaurants with the owls...
>>4181308
Well, I wanna destroy Stocking!
>>4181306
Yeah, but maids? Not exactly the best way to attract normal customers to your cafe, especially if they're THOSE kinda people. Like I said before; I'm a western guy, so what do I know?
>>4181308
I WILL BE SURE TO WATCH YOU ALL AS IF YOU WERE MY OWN EMPLOYEES! WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO DIE ALOT!
>>4181311
I'M PASSING IT ON! WEEEOOOO WEOOOOWAHHHH WIDDLY WIDDDLY MOOOOOW!
>>4181311
>>4181315
MRRRRRREEOOOOOOWWWW
>>4181312
But don you thing that things like that are important? I mean you have strip clubs.... America honestly, it's like a cute dinner theater, sometimes the maids do something really cute!
B E C K
E
C
K
>>4181319
I'll get that fire eventually!
>>4181323
Well, I got my wish at least....
>>4181317
HEY! THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD! MIND IF I JOIN YOU!? WAOOOOOW WAOOW WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY MOW!
>>4181319
I AM ACTUALLY VERY LONELY!.......REPRESSED EMOTIONS!
>>4181323
FUCK THAT MEAT! I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF HUNTING MY OWN FOOD WITHOUT BLOWING IT UP!
>>4181323
Using my totes legit future telling power, I can safely say that Beck's gonna win!
>>4181322
Yes, but strip clubs aren't there for when you want to go down the street, pop in and say hi to the people on stage, and then buy a sandwich, right? Ah well. Cultural differences, right?
The final 6 are taking their time.
>>4181339
Chad
>He sits down and kicks his legs back and forth, waiting for Sylvie, Blake, Goutokuji, Amada, Miku, Mirai, Patchouli, Ruby Rose, The Lizard Girl, Megumin, Ichigo, Kyoko, Akane, Ayase, Salama, Soleil, Koakuma, Sena, Hotaru, Tenryuu, Hatsume Mei, Shiragami, Ochako, Chitoge, Vert, Otonashi Ryouko, JK, Minako or even Eruna to appear
>>4181336
WITH ALL THESE BADASSES WE ARE SURE TO FIND SOMEONE!....WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!?
>>4181339
EXPLOSIONS AGAIN!
>>4181339
Magolor!
Final 5!
>>4181343
>>4181339
Russia
>>4181343
...Am I good enough?
>>4181343
>not on it
I thought we had something special
...oh.
>>4181341
My. Fucking. Fire.
>>4181348
Probably not.
>>4181353
I blame fire.
>>4181343
THAT SENTENCE HAD WAY TOO MANY WORDS! APOLOGIZE!
>>4181341
APPRECIATING NATURE IS ONE OF THE MOST BAD ASS THINGS TO DO!
>>4181348
I KNEW THE ARMY WOULD RECOGNIZE MY STRATEGY OF BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AWARD WORTHY EVENTUALLY!
>>4181353
OH FUCK! PLOT TWIST!
>>4181343
Rip
Welp.
>>4181335
You're the weirdo here... You're acting like the girls in the cafe are more than just waiters...
>>4181343
>Walks away dejected.
...Oh..
>>4181353
>>4181362
Well, congratulations! And thank you for hosting!
Now I must be going, I'll see you all soon. Farewell!
>>4181362
Congrats to Beck, and thank you for hosting, dude.
>>4181358
NOW THAT'S A CERTIFIED BAD ASS NAME!
>>4181362
THAT'S ONE SCRAWNY BAD ASS! BUT FUCK IT! CONGRATULATIONS! HAVE AN EXPLOSION! AND YOU AS WELL HOST! THANKS FOR KILLING US ALL!
>>4181362
Everybody's gotta learn sometime, I guess.
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>4181362
Congratulations
>>4181368
Thanks for hosting
>>4181368
Congratulations Beck?...
Thank you very much for hosting, especially so at this time!
>>4181368
Thank you for hosting.
fantastic job Beck!
>>4181368
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>4181365
Yeah, I think that the girls in the cafes are more than just waiters-- THE FUCK?! Did you just imply that they're just waiters, nothing else?
>>4181351
>>4181365
I-It's just a joke
>>4181352
Who are you?
>>4181357
Okay okay, sorry
>>4181361
Maria? Yeah, I don't think she comes back. Rip.
>>4181385
I meant myself...
>>4181368
Thank you for the game.
>>4181392
Fuck you.
>>4181385
Well, I guess it was a bit funny. But still, am I good enough, dude?
>>4181385
MUCH BETTER! NOW I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, LIKE SLEEP! YOU HAVE A NICE, BAD ASS DAY MISS!
>>4181381
They're just waiters with costumes on, I mean sure they call the customer master and mistress, but let's be honest most restaurants have lines they make the workers say.
>>4181385
I feel bad because I'm partly to blame for it, but... Who does your hair?
>>4181343
>>4181401
I know, but come on, dude! They have feelings, too!
>>4181392
H-hello again
Hi, hi, sirs! Does anybody need anything fixed? Boo-hoo!
>>4181417
Yo, dude! I got the Lazurite you needed!
>>4181394
I don't know you, but sure. Why did you call me dude?
>>4181399
Oh, have a good sleep.
>>4181401
Huh? I do it myself, why?
>>4181390
Well you always push me away and it appears that you never really liked me, or is that just a facade?
>>4181402
>opens a candy and is just about to eat it
>>4181427
Kukuku, well, guess what I got? Kindred Hunter stopped by yesterday and dropped off all of the stuff I needed!
>She pulls the two bags of gold you gave her out of her sleeves, handing them back to you.
He did it for free, too! Kindred Hunter's always so nice to me, but whenever I mention Gravios he freezes up, like he's remembering something bad.. Anyways, I finished the sword, too! It's got a nice glowy effect to it, and glows more and more the longer you hold it over your head! Cool, huh?
>>4181412
Exactly, and you're insulting their line of work!
>>4181435
Huh... It's pretty good! I'm impressed!
>>4181435
Ah! My name is Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet ya! I called you dude because I call everyone dude, dude.
>>4181439
Yo... That is so cool! Prussia'll love it so much you won't even comprehend it, dude! Thank you so much! I really need to pay you back sometime, dude!
>>4181343
Well aren't you just super popular
>>4181451
H-HOW?!
>>4181452
>She pulls the sword out from her baggy pants' belt, holding it out to you. It looked good as new, like it had never seen battle before, along with having a new red gem in its hilt.
You really like it?! Aw man, that's awesome! I'm ultra-glad, here it is!
Oh, and another thing, the longer you hold it over your head, the more powerful the attack'll be. So, be careful if you're ever holding it high and bring it down, 'cause you might hurt somebody without realizing it.. Thinking about something like that makes me sad, muahaha..
>>4181473
who is this cute dwarf
>>4181393
W-What did I do?
>>4181414
Greetings Rei. How are you faring? I trust I didn't put you to sleep with my rants yesterday.
I burns when I pee... And I've got this really weird rash.
>>4181475
Everybody just calls me Little Miss Forge, even my papa!
Last one, I promise
>>4181489
Faggot
>>4181473
Yo... YO! My god, it's so cool, dude! I don't even know how you did it, but you've managed to impress both me AND Prussia at the same time!
>He looks like a child who finally got the gift he wanted for Christmas.
>>4181489
Soviets!
>>4181489
EXPLOSIONS
>>4181454
H-Hello, Chitoge!
>slowly walks closer
>is visibly scared
>>4181440
>eats it
Hello there, Akane
>>4181451
Thank you, yours isn't bad either!
>>4181452
Oh, I actually AM a dude though. How can you be the whole united states? That sounds strange.
>>4181489
JUST
>>4181489
8COCKS
>>4181489
Uh...Hairexplosion?
>>4181489
Danganronpa
>>4181489
Beck
>>4181458
I think there might actually be a maid cafe in America actually... I heard San Francisco has Japantown... I believe we went there on our tour...
>>4181489
Best Blue!
>>4181498
Of course it isn't! I am a master stylist!
>>4181498
Well, it's simple! I'm the personification of the United States, dude! There's loads more people like me, dude.
>>4181511
BECK WINS AGAIN
>>4181493
Blegh, it's all in a day's work. I'm still learning, so I'm supposed to do stuff for free anyways, in case I mess it up. That's what The Man tells me, anyways.
>>4181498
Hello Aikawa.
What's wrong? You don't look well.
>>4181518
>>4181515
I know, but you said I was disrespecting them! How?!
>>4181520
Yo... Where can I try it out, dude? I'll take good care of it, I promise!
>>4181503
Are you alright? Have you seen a ghost?
>>4181515
Is that your job, a stylist?
>>4181516
How does that work? Does that mean you have a gun on you?
>>4181524
I thought you were going to hit me or latch out to me and abduct me... You looked kind if angry.
>>4181546
>>4181530
>She digs into her pants and pulls a shard from a crab-looking shell out of god knows where, holding it out to you with both hands.
Here, hit this! It's a Caenataur shell. Your weapon is just metal, so it won't be able to make even a ding on this. On the bright side, Caenataur is really smooth, so it shouldn't chip your weapon, either. It makes good combat dummy material.
>>4181546
Yep! Watch this!
>He pulls out a gun.
Cool, right?
>>4181546
Is there a reason I should hit you? Did you do something I should be angry about?
>>4181476
Im feeling a lot better, thanks! No, no not at all!
>>4181530
Because you think they're weirder then your bikini top bars...
>>4181546
Haha, only for my family, I'm actually a musician... With a bunch of family duties.
>>4181552
Alright then, hold on! Just set it on a chair, please!
>While speaking, he hoists the sword on his shoulder, planning to strike it...
>>4181559
But-- I-- GAH! You got me there, alright?
>>4181489
Team Peri!
