HGHOT
Sit by the fire.
I want to fuck Kirigiri Kyouko.
http://poal.me/mfq197
>>4174395
>squats by fire
>>4174395
>Puts out fire
I want a bigger fire. A fire made out of dead corpses in the next game, and I want it now.
I'M THE HERO~!
>>4174395
>sits
Quaint
>>4174395
A primitive fire! Amazing! You can see the smoke rising right off of it.
Does anyone have any marshmallows?
If quads, someone hosts now.
>>4174436
Not right now though...
>>4174445
Mikan is fat enough to be a marshmallow.
If dubs I'll host after I take a shit
>>4174395
Well, I don't see why not!
>>4174457
Yes, I know...
>>4174445
I do, dude!
>>4174436
You are wrong, my man. The true hero am I.
>>4174447
It'll be alright. good luck getting a new house ,man
>>4174426
Howdy-ho comrade.
>>4174431
>puts it back on
>>4174436
No you're not.
>>4174443
Quaint?
>>4174445
Marshmallows? are you a child? why do the women always have something weird to say.
>>4174445
I have shashlik. Good enoigh?
https://discordapp.com/channels/203628729346424833/203630580594769921
JOIN NIGGERS
>>4174479
But that wasnt my house.
>>4174477
Haha! Nice joke, dude. Everybody knows that I'M the hero!
>>4174481
...Yes, I am.
>>4174369 (Rika)
What's wrong with that?
>>4174370 ('Murica)
That's an Awesome sounding name!
>>4174385
>she swats it away with the back of her hand
That implies I do things physically.
>>4174395
>Stays firmly seated on top of tank
I miss ___.
if dubs the poster below me have to marry me
Only if is a woman
>>4174481
Casually sitting around a fire? Not something I do often anymore
>>4174395
>>4174443
>>4174445
I caught a bunch of fish earlier, allow me to share with all of you once its cooked with this fire.
>>4174490
>literally zero reason for this to exist
>>4174508
Doos
>>4174512
I don't think this joke will ever not be funny
>>4174508
Kyo
>>4174508
Matoi
Tricky has the voice of a cutie.
>>4174505
Aw, thanks, dude! Yours isn't that bad either! Say, why're you here, dude?
WHY IS IT SO STAGNANT? WHY ISN'T THE BLOOD SPILLING? WHY AREN'T BONES BREAKING?
WHYYYYYYYYY
>>4174502
Have you ever saved a world from an invasion? I don't think so.
>>4174508
>Nowi, Revy, Miku, Aang, Medusa, Hikky
>>4174528
kys
>>4174508
Sera
>>4174502
There is not such thing as a hero, only a guy who hunts down another guy.
>>4174506
>Pokes tank
you know these don't work.
>>4174523
Really now? why's that? you a soldier boy?
>>4174525
Radiated Fish is not healthy.
>>4174461
I do not think she would fit on a stick, Anonymous.
>>4174472
Would you mind if I were to take one from you? I wish to create a "s'more".
>>4174481
I am not a child, I just wish to participate in there common american cultural experience known as roasting marshmallows over a campfire. I believe it will be interesting.
>>4174484
I do not believe that will make a suitable replacement...
>>4174525
Thank is very kind of you to offer to share your food with me. I must decline your offer of fish but I shall extol your virtues!
>>4174554
Nowi's still around
Dropping in to say hi and to fly off again. Godspeed you all.
>>4174377 (Rei)
Well, I am a class representative where I come from. Class president, to be exact. It's my duty to watch over people and I can't do that if I am weak. Unfortunately, many people here mistake that for being arrogant and it causes unnecessary situations, which in that I case I must bolster my confidence further.
>>4174394
...how? That sounds arbitrary. You can't change how pain feels.
>>4174505
Leaves me forced to deal with the fact that something that isn't even bipedal is sapient.
>>4174567
The hell do you mean, they don't work?
>>4174508
Marisa...Shanghai...even Rikako.
>>4174553
Because noone feels like hosting. Stop whining.
>>4174423
>Well, considering that I don't think the leader is here and the majority of others either aren't here or are unavailable, I could if you guys wanted.
>>4174575
GET BACK HERE
>>4174575
W-what?! Don't do this to me!
>>4174553
WE NEED TO MAKE IT BLOODY!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>4174395
Sitting? Are you crazy? I'd rather squat.
>>4174568
Cyкa...
>>4174508
Battlewagon
>>4174506
You can train in driving your tank and shooting ya'know... and hey, you actually hit it away this time instead of jumping away.
>>4174508
Haku.
>>4174554
As a matter of fact, I have!
...Well, more like Italy, but I was a huge part of it as well!
>>4174567
If you say so, dude. I still think I'm a hero!
>>4174568
Sure, dude! I have a whole bag of them!
>He passes you a marshmallow.
>>4174570
>Really? When were they here?
>>4174553
I still have some humanity left. I can control my urge to open fire on non-combatants
>>4174567
Spartan 251 of the UNSC.
I rarely rested in one place for very long during the war, they didn't tend to last long after The Covenant laid eyes on it
>>4174575
DEDEDE MISSES YOU, YOU SILLY THING.
>>4174583
On a physical level, mayhaps, but it dost lose the connection, so to speak.
>>4174602
Like 2 weeks ago
>>4174546
Welll, I was explosing some woods yesterday and then suddenly appeared here while walking through some grass, and it was super fun playing here yesterday so I tried to find a way back!
>>4174584
What's a by-peedal say-pient?
>>4174600
Italy, huh? I haven't been on Earth in 26 years, but I remember they make good pasta.
>>4174619
>Shit, guess I have to pay more attention.
>>4174567
But this is not...radiated? I don't know what that means, this fish seems good enough to eat.
>>4174568
But this fish is delicious, are you sure you don't want it?
>>4174498
well i hope they'll be okay then. was it a house party?
So hows everyone tonight ?
>>4174630
>exploring*
>>4174568
I'm not an american, so don't think I have any of that monjo bonjo bullshit.
>>4174584
Isn't this that t- no wait this is tiny, is this a fucking dwarf tank?
>>4174594
Ok, you do that.
>>4174600
Of course you do, some people think they are saints for fucking a child while choking his mother, but hey, as long as they are heroes in their eyes.
>>4174605
Well hope you're not like the soldier in the Zone, because we might fight eachother for no reason.
>>4174639
Keep it away from me, I don't trust you.
>>4174598
I do that all the time.
>She grins
Maybe I changed a bit more than just physically.
>>4174630
Two-legged and intelligent.
>>4174584
LITTLE CHILD, DO YOU PRAISE KHORNE?
>>4174586
That was your weapon and you threw it? YOU COULD HAVE CRUSHED BONES WITH IT, YOU FOOL
>>4174592
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
ALL HAIL KHORNE
>>4174657
It's MY tank, thank you very much. And it's big enough to do it's job.
>>4174666
I'm not that young, and I'm not THAT little. And there's only one person I'd ever come close to worshiping.
>Perfect trips.
>>4174657
I don't know what you have against a healthy fish like this one, but I'll do as you wish.
>She cooks the impaled fish next to the fire, and waits for it to cook itself.
>>4174630
Hm. Did you get here by magic?
>>4174636
Oh my God, YES. He makes the greatest pasta, better than I could ever make...
>>4174657
Dude, I'm not one of those types of people. Sure, I've committed a few sins, but who hasn't?
>>4174490
It's expired numbnuts
>>4174657
The Zone? Not familiar
>If dubs, poster below has to host
>>4174657
Hol up now real quick, finna do a camp fire song.
MMM.....OOOOooo.....NO...doh...doh...DOH doh doh..noo OOOOooooooo yeah....
Woo, baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drink
I'm T-pain, you know me
Konvict music nappy boy ooOOOOoooooOOOOOh
I know the club close at three
What's the chances that you are rollin' wit' me?
Back to the crib, show you how I live
Let's get drunk, forget what we did
I'm a buy you a drank (Then I'm a take you home with me)
I got money in the bank (Shawty, what chu think about that? Find me in the gray Cadillac)
We in the bed like (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
We in the bed like (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
>>4174600
>she takes the marshmallow from your hands and examines it very enthusiastically
Thank you very much!
>>4174639
I am quite certain. It is not out of dislike for you or the fish in question that I must decline but rather that I have already eaten today. I am terribly sorry, I would have not eaten dinner if I would have known someone would come along and offer me a meal.
>>4174657
It is important to embrace the ideas and traditions of cultures different to your own! Please, try this.
>she hands you a S'more
>>4174711
O shit!
>>4174583
But, how do you stay so confident it's amazing!
>>4174660
Are you saying you matured a little? Oh my... Haha.
>>4174711
Witnessed. Deliver, Anon!
Odds work on events
Evens play vidya
Dubs+ host
>>4174725
You're welcome! I have more if you want any!
>>4174605
WEAK. PATHETIC. YOU ARE A BLIGHT IN KHORNE'S EYES.
YOUR BLOOD WILL STAIN THIS SOIL NICELY
>>4174683
. . .And that is Khorne, yes?
>>4174657
Quite a crowd you have here -- what's your name?
>>4174744
>>4174660
I'm Intellegement!
I think!
>>4174703
I don't know, I just remember going into the grass... then i tripped and when i got up I was here!
>>4174744
I'm a man of my word if nothing else.
Give me 36 for a game.
>>4174768
Miss Trigger
>>4174768
Shalashaska
>>4174725
Having a stomach ache for eating mroe than one could is certainly something I don't want to experience. I apologize....
[She's so polite!]
>>4174768
Kino
>>4174768
Starman
>>4174749
An offer for a fight?
>takes out gravity hammer
Like hell I'd refuse it
>>4174768
Spartan
>>4174768
Sunset Snuggler
>>4174738
Eh, well...maybe a little.
>>4174749
Never heard of them before. So no. Her name is Mima.>>4174761
Oh, crap, it's got the mind of a child....
>>4174768
Rika
>>4174768
Vic Viper
>>4174768
Sunset
>>4174768
Rockruff
![![Entry] Reigen.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZcRrnEA.jpg "![Entry] Reigen.jpg")
>>4174768
Reigen Arataka
>>4174768
Sonia Nevermind
>>4174683
>starts throwing screwbolts to the tank
That explains the size, child.
>>4174692
I have nothing against the fish, I have something against random motherfuckers offering random shit.
>>4174703
You sound like one of them.
>>4174708
The Zone, an everexpanding area in Chernobyl, filled with horrors and treasures.
>>4174720
...
>>4174725
>doesn't take the S'more
No it's not, I'm not a hippy you fuck, I'm a Stalker.
>>4174750
Everyone fucking loves the campfire... Call me Stalker, I don't trust people with my name.
>>4174768
Stalker
>>4174768
Crendor
>>4174761
Sounds like you went through a portal of some sort, dude. Or maybe you lived close to us. Either way, welcome back, dude!
>>4174768
The Big Eight
>>4174768
Cpt. Jax Sparrow
>>4174768
Kuga the Sealed one.
>>4174768
King Kaito
>>4174768
Mob
>>4174768
Sanya
>>4174768
Maria and Harusame
>>4174768
Menma
>>4174768
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>4174768
Baki
>>4174768
Neo
>>4174768
Lord Beerus
>>4174768
Soviet Blin
>>4174768
Serina Leaf
>>4174768
Sensei
>>4174768
Jack Spicer
>>4174802
Well, I'm not! I don't commit cruel acts just for the hell of it.
>>4174768
Rei Ryghts.
>>4174768
Hikage
>>4174768
Narika
>>4174768
Iida Tenya
>>4174768
Misato
>>4174801
My Stalker friend is into Cheeki Breeki shit. Not your... stuff no offence but.
>>4174786
Hahaha, but I suppose you'll never out grow your tanks and soda.
>>4174861
>He instantly pets the head snakes.
Cute...
>>4174793
You look lovely.
>>4174786
Heyy, I'm not that young, I'm over a year old! I'm probably close to evolveing too, maybe!
>>4174807
Thanks!
>>4174802
"Stalker" what's it like living in your shoes, you seem "well off" on your own.
>>4174871
>>4174872
No, you.
>>4174768
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>4174874
You're welcome, dude! Tell me; have you ever tried a burger, dude?
>>4174802
...What the hell're you doing? And I'm in my, like...mid-to-late teens, I'll have you know!
>>4174871
Well, as it were, I'll be needing to resize the damn thing so I don't go smacking my head and hands and so on on everything. Already did that once....
>>4174874
Case in point...urgh.
>>4174851
Wait, I didn't enter you...
>>4174731
Oh! Well I am actually training to become a hero. Not a vigilante persay, but an actual hero. Confidence is something I believe all heroes should possess.
...I'm not boring you am I? Most people tend to be turned off, so to speak, by my large amounts of exposition.
My apologies.
>>4174909
Nope. (You) are, Anon.
>>4174745
That will not be necessary, I believe one is sufficient... Do all Americans carry bags of marshmallows around like yourself?
>>4174781
Please, do not apologize. It is entirely my fault.
>>4174802
I have bad experiences with stalkers, so I will avoid your presence from now on.
But you should still eat this American food, it is a wonderful experience.
>she places it on a plate at your side
>>4174863
I believe there is a saying that fits here well, you can lead a dog to water but you can't make it think!
>>4174907
When are you gonna build that wall?
>>4174909
You're arnt wrong
>>4174910
Spooky...
>>4174802
Talk to me, I talk back!!
Let's talk money, I'll talk thaaaat!
Krunk juice bombs, Oakley shades
Shawty got class, oh behave
Let's get gone, walk it out (walk it out)
Just like that; that's what I'm talkin' 'bout
We gon' have fun, you gon' see
On that Patron, you should get like me
I'm a buy you a drank (Then I'm a take you home with me)
I got money in the bank (Shawty, what chu think about that? Find me in the gray Cadillac)
We in the bed like (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
We in the bed like (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
>>4174902
Don't worry, I'm here
>>4174897
You.
>>4174947
Yeah, I could swear I was the only one who played that game.
>>4174909
>Here's your (You) m8, have fun with it
>>4174893
Hm? Why're you staring at me so intently?
>>4174908
Haha, make enough room so I can fit in it! Because then I can take it out for joyrides...
>>4174907
What's a burger?
>>4174943
And Stalker is different here. They are given that since they "stalk" around Chernobyl area like Pripyat
K check it
I actually wanted to work on events, oh well.
>>4174768
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4174983
>>4174957
Me.
>>4174909
No, Leo
>>4174994
Bring it on.
>>4174994
>>4174902
Swap please
>>4174994
>>4175004
>>4174861
>>4175007
Exactly. Love you.
>>4174842
So did the child fucker, he did it for the joy of it.
>>4174880
I scavenge shit, rob people, assualt bandits, get raidaited every three minutes and some other stuff that I forgot.
>>4174908
Alright, Dwarf, why are you in that thing anyway?
>>4174943
>scoots away from the plate
Yes you leave me alone, you strangely kind lady.
>>4174994
Swap
>>4174802
>>4175004
>>4174943
Nope! I just brought one along because I was hungry, dude. Besides, we don't bring marshmallows. We bring burgers!
>In his hand, like he says, is a burger.
>>4174945
...Soon.
>>4174989
A meat patty in between two buns! Wanna try one?
>>4174994
>>4174822
>>4175004
>>4174994
BORIS GIVE ME MAYONEZ POWER
>>4174994
Swap Serina
>>4175004
>>4174994
>>4174814
>>4174852
>>4174994
Shoulda picked Benedict Arnold and betrayed us
>>4174972
>>4174802
That's a good way of thinking, actually. Even if I have no ill intentions you can never be completely sure. Please forgive my rudeness.
>>4174943
As you wis, miss. Call me Kino and this bike rigth here is my current companion Hermes.
>She taps her palm on her motorbike.
[This is Hermes and I'd gladly ride you home, princess!]
>>4174994
Swap me out for her please.
>>4174811
>>4174861
Komaeda-kun
![[Anime] Reigen (66).png](https://i.imgur.com/X3fC4d7.png "[Anime] Reigen (66).png")
>>4174994
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>4175027
Is it human food? I'm not usually allowed to eat human foods.
>>4174802
Sounds like a good place to vacation
>>4175023
I love you too hun.
>>4174983
It still only works with me at the wheel.
>>4175025
I'm a tank engineer. It's my tank. I built it, I maintain it, I fight with it, I live in it.
>>4174994
Well, I'm getting the feeling I'm smack dab in the middle of something, here.
>>4175049
>Gave me a chuckle, well played
>>4175025
Except I said I don't do things like that for the hell of it. Shit, what have you seen, dude?
>>4175069
It is, dude. Why, is it bad for you?
>>4175022
I will honor your sacrifice. Thank you.
>>4175025
>>4175031
>>4175037
I am speechless. I suppose if it comes to it, I will have you killed painlessly. Thank you.
>>4174768
The Man i-
Nah, forget it. Don't throw away time chasing after a lost opportunity.
>>4175025
You're going to hell, guaranteed. That's some what of a compliment.
>>4175027
For last night WWIII preparations are for Hillary's presidency
>>4175090
I don't know, I've never had any!
it caan't be that bad, right?
>>4174994
Jesus all the people swapping for Ram
>>4175091
>>4175005
>He leans slightly closer.
Do I have something on my face?
>>4175084
That's unfair... What if I really needed it?
>>4175123
Seems like an accurate name
>>4175123
There is a battle to be won. I do not care what it will take to win.
>>4175123
A shovel versus a sword? I like it
>>4175123
It was quite a few.
>>4175092
Get in the discord, fampai. I need that hearthstone referral
>>4174992
I see.
>>4175025
As you wish!
>she turns around and uses her shoe to sneakily scoot the plate closer to you before walking away
>>4175027
A-Amazing! Can all Americans procure burgers out of thin air like this?
>>4175050
...
Excuse me but, did your bike just speak?
>>4175123
BANZAI
>>4175123
>>4175135
Yeah I'm drunk. I'll fix it at the end probably.
>>4175135
I'll take it
>>4175038
Thank you very much, lady.
>>4175123
Weeeee
>>4175050
If you're looking for treasure, hell yeah it's a nice place.
>>4175084
Makes sense.
>>4175090
More than you it seems.
>>4175102
I already went to hell, it had treasure and motherfuckers.
>>4175133
>>4175114
I hope that we don't have to fight, dude.
>>4175122
Yeah, I guess it can't be THAT bad, right?
>He passes you a burger.
>>4175156
Nope. Only me, I think!
>In his other hand, he sips on a milkshake.
>>4175168
You're so dead Kuga.
>>4175168
Again with this damn berries?
>>4175174
Of course!
>>4175164
Bring it on wedding dress.
>>4175168
Tango down
>>4175129
I see you are speechless as well. I think this is when I say good luck to you.
>>4175168
She would never. It would be pleasant though...
>>4175168
Dammit.
>>4175156
Could we speak somewhere else? There is news you need to hear...
>>4175192
Then Trump must win
>>4175123
I'm in your way, and you will not survive if I'm also going to try and kill you. Shoot.
>>4175156
Correct, he will talk a lot about you, but do not take him too seriously.
[Don't listen to her, I'm the wheels and the brain of this dynamic duo, princess!]
>>4175188
...Treasures? I'm not looking for any at the moemnt, but if I stumble upon one I'll most likely try and take it if my life isn't in danger.
>>4175209
>>4175168
Just as many people kill her. I like it.
>>4175133
Why would YOU need a tank?
>>4175188
But of course. I mean, what else?
>>4175168
but stealing is bad!
>>4175192
>takes a bite out of the burger
This is really yummy!
>Begins eating the rest with his tail happily wagging
>>4175204
Oh I totally will. This'll be just like that movie Murder William
>>4175242
I have yet to last a day for the past two days.
>>4175227
what? oh wait wrong person, I care not for rudeness only danger.
>>4175243
Well it's colored like a stumbed out thumb, which makes it a target for people like me.
>>4175242
Popularity seems to work both ways
>>4175198
>kills
stop being alive
>>4175192
Oh my, milkshakes too? How did you acquire such a talent?
>>4175215
What is the problem?
>>4175227
As you wish, I will not take the talking bike seriously! But... why does it speak? Is it a magical bike?
>>4175242
You can't stop me. I have Sunsets to snuggle.
>>4175242
Owiee, that purple charizard is a big bully!
>>4175242
This will do just fine
>>4175262
I'll take your word for it
>>4175272
>dies like a little bitch
>>4174933
>>4174994
>Cutest
>
N-not at all, Mr Tenya!
>>4175188
Well, if it includes whatever you were saying before, then I'm a bit interested in what happened!
>>4175247
Do you want anymore, dude?
>He sits next to you, chewing a burger of his own.
>>4175285
I don't have a clue, dude! All I know is that these burgers taste really delicious! Do you wanna try one?
>>4175188
More or less bat shit insane.
>>4175300
>he chuckles
>>4175243
>turtleneck
unf
>>4175266
I like the bold color scheme. It's like a challenge.
>>4175297
I know you're out there, you know.
>>4175191
Ah..
>He leans back to stand normally.
>>4175243
Because... Blowing things up is cool sometimes...
>>4175291
You can take sword for it too.
>>4175297
Arena event next.
>>4175311
You should be more confident.
>>4175297
You're not gonna kill me again?
>>4175340
>>4175285
I advise you het your people in a safe area and prepare for WWIII. The political climate is ripe for it to happen. Keep you ears open duing US election. If you hear Hillary has won. Duck and cover. Notnjust you but your whole nation.
>>4175272
I-IDIOT! IDIOT IDIOT!
>>4174768
aw dang! got sidetracked by a taco run. Have fun guys!
>>4175344
Oh. I get it. 'Tended' to my wounds.
>>4175326
They're really good, sure!
>>4175326
Shoot your hand, you'll get half of the story, because I ain't telling.
>>4175327
Yeah, more it seems.
>>4175339
Yet you dress like that.
>>4175343
That needs to be seen.
>>4175344
Not creative enough to name it
>>4175285
[Yes.]
No
The day I met him for the first time he began talking and haven't stopped since then. You can see our bond goes beyond friendship as he supports my reason to live at the moment.
[They often say friendship is magic, that works right?]
>>4175353
Who is this QT snek waifu?
>>4175344
Ok. I. I'l try to draw my power slowly this time.
>>4175340
That's a "want".
>>4175372
As opposed to? I used to wear a cape, but stuff like that gets in the way when I'm doing the whole "engineer" thing.
>>4175371
Well, here, dude! I have heaps more!
>He passes you a burger about the size of his palm.
>>4175372
Well, shit, dude. I assume that you're from Russia? Or at least from that Chernobyl place?
>>4175353
Any closer to speaking yet? Haha, I'd like to hear some progress so to speak.
>>4175344
Rip those who died
>>4175392
Looks like a Gorgon I think thats what it called
>>4175311
...
I probably should have elaborated on this, but please call me Iida. Tenya is my first name and although you are great company compared to the degenerates I am usually surrounded with, I do not believe we have bonded enough to let you call me by that. Only one person has earned the right to call me by my first name here.
>>4175326
>she uses her hands to gesture no
No thank you! I would not like to get bad luck.
>>4175355
I am certain my nation will be fine. Please leave the politics to the leaders, Soviet.
>>4175391
If it is not magic, then perhaps there is a person trapped inside of the bike? Have you tried taking it apart to look inside?
>>4175425
Are you blind?!
>>4175425
Just realized I gotta leave in like 20 minutes and still need to get dressed.
Speed time.
>>4175414
I have a feeling that you have been winging this shit.
>>4175417
Ukraine, it's not far.
>>4175425
F Sunset. Bad luck on that duel.
>>4175356
[licks tears]
no ship.
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