ERP Thread
Eye on the Balls Edition
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>>4161718
>New thread rattling noises
>>4167276
I-Is this the only thing you do, anon-chan?
You should do other things too.
>>4167308
>>4167308
Um that's not me.
>>4167330
(Oh stop it, I'm only as good as my partner. You really helped inspire me to do something out of my comfort zone so thanks for that!)
...I ain't invisible, am I?
>>4167268 (Cuteryuu)
Ow! Hey! Rude!
I'll break out the groaners!
>>4167365
You aren't but your chest is.
>>4167284
Well considering I'm more just a girl, of course I don't catch flies.
>>4167297
Mr. Bones, Mr. Boooones~
>>4167365
It happens, despite being here for months I still get ignored. Don't let it get you down!
>Sitting up on a tabletop, kicking his legs some.
>Leaning back on his palms.
New thread. New anons to mess with.
>>4167360
(Aww I'm happy you enjoyed it too, I think that was the first time where it felt a bit like my partner actually got something out of it too instead of basically just getting me off. Until next time!)
>>4167402
(Wait, did I do something to piss people off)
>>4167365
It's a slow time of day despite it being the weekend, don't let it get you down
personally, I've not been able to get a single ava I've been wanting in weeks since I'm slow to hop on
>>4167402
Are you confused?
>>4167386
>quietly pats the frogs head as he stands beside her
Tsuyu~
>>4167402
>Everyone is LD
Ok Anon.
>>4167431
Not him but I don't even know who you are or that is.
>implying it takes anything to piss us off
>
>>4167377
...yer an ass, Anon.
>jabs him in the arm
>>4167393
>>4167445
(I was only saying that in-character, I'm not actually moping or anything)
(Appreciate the sentiments, though)
>>4167471
(S-sorry)
>>4167445
You a Iowa fan? Only person I tend to leave be thanks to their (you) count. Though Kogure's been getting his fair share lately too, if you're into homo stuff.
>>4167376
Make more produce jokes to make me cringe.
>>4167471
As a bird lover this image made me kek.
I guess my dick shared Alpha off again.
>>4167299
I dunno, I'm sort of thinking I should pass on it now, bleh.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000360722.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSYLQu7.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000360722.jpg")
>>4167497
scared*
>>4167471
It sure doesn't take much to piss anons off, even some of the better/nicer avatars get chased off which is fucking weird
don't they want to fuck them, too?
>>4167497
>I guess my dick shared Alpha off again.
No he's just back in the Discord.
>>4167365
Who exactly are (You)?
Character seems familiar..
>>4167518
Y O U.
>>4167452
>She stays beside him in her typical squat, slightly leaning into his petting.
Papa bones~
>>4167268
I bet I would. Still kinda new here so I haven't seen the full extent of what goes on to some folks...
>blinks at her raising her skirt, smirking a bit before continuing to grope her, his thumbs sliding under the back of her thong to spread her cheeks
>A young doe steps into the room.
"Is this the, uh... New Mexico Boating Convention?"
>She sighs and crumbles the paper up, mumbling to herself.
"I'm never going to find him..."
>>4167561
>discord
>ever
Nues seems ok so far. Virras is full of shitty roleplayers though
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000767772.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yHKkpVp.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000767772.jpg")
>>4167577
Me!
>>4167386
What frog things DO you do? Besides the tongue stuff.
>>4167518
WIFE, WHERE IS MY SNACK THEMED CHILD?
>tfw pretending to be a girl on the internet, not sure if the people on the other side think you're actually a girl or not, and wondering if it's bothering them or not
I'm so sorry, I wish I was a girl in real life.
>>4167561
Why is it always one or the other with those people? Gosh that's obnoxious.
>>4167580
You'll learn the ins and outs at some point. Just don't mind my blogging on occasion or read in to memes too much. I'm not that bad of a person.
>She says, her ass spreading easily for his groping, showing him the tight ring of her hole behind the flimsy string of her underwear.
>>4167577
(Muffetanon, the character is Kumatora from Mother)
>>4167497
...You asked for this, so lettuce continue our diet-ribe. I hope you said what you mint when you wanted more pun, you know I relish the though. But if I may say, even with your watermelons, your attitude make me feel like sometimes we cantaloupe. I want to love you, but don't leave me mushroom, so why not chat with Miku and play a nice game of hide and leek?
(<3)
>>4167605
Makes me wonder. Is anywhere here actually a girl?
>>4167518
>The lich quietly sits down beside you a basket filled with candy dangling from his boney fingers which he passes over to you
Good afternoon Hotaru
>>4167577
Now, be good and don't get these nice anons to worked up, okay Tsuyu?
>He leans over, gently placing a 'kiss' on the top of your head before ruffling your hair a little before retracting his hand
>>4167598
We could stick a firecracker in her mouth and blow her fuckin head off?
Just saiyan.
>>4167512
D'aw. Sorry I missed you when you first posted, wasn't around. I'll be done eating in like 10 minutes and I'll be around for the rest of the night if you ever feel up for it. If it means anything to you I never thought you were slow, sometimes I hit the same time to post and I'm on a keyboard. I know mobile posting is a pain but I don't think it's something you should feel bad about, you do great either way.
>>4167629
Shinoa, Teen Titans Jinx/D.Va and Valentine are.
>>4167629
TT Jinx is. Which is why Diego had a huge breakdown over them not replying to an e-mail.
And pretty much everyone Mecha tries to flirt with except Alpha.
>>4167629
Valentine, D.Va and a couple others.
>>4167641
Y-you too...
Hmm...Guess that anon got tired of waiting. Oh well. Wonder if there's anyone else I can mess with here...
>>4167646
Wait was that after he came back, is that why he's gone again?
>>4167607
I don't mind blogposts at all. If people need somewhere to vent, they need somewhere to vent. I also take salt about people with, well, a grain of salt. You seem nice, so yeah~!
>blushes a bit at the sight of the puckered hole, licking his lips slightly. He leans down, nuzzling her ass with his face
... mm... sorry to change the subject so suddenly but... do you mind if I ah... eat your ass out? Please~?
>>4167605
Suspension. Of. Disbelief.
We're all cute horny catgirl lolis on their computers in my head.
>>4167663
Yep. He broadcasted it in the thread even.
>>4167640
I don't know what experiences you've had with frogs, anon, but you should probably notify your school.
>>4167595
What's up candy slut.
Want a piece of chocolate?
>>4167616
I couldn't tell with that art, my bad.
But hello to you~ <33
>>4167637
I don't know what you're talking about! All I do is try an be friendly..
>She clings to his arm, staring up at him.
>>4167598
>>4167640
I guess that.
But a firecracker wouldn't do it.
Need something bigger and more powerful.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000120520.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FW8SqjG.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000120520.jpg")
>>4167602
Uhhh....
>Runs away like really really fast
>Like she has never run before
>Because being a lazy fat sack of shit that eats candy all day tends to do that
>After 20 minutes she returns!
ANON!
THIS IS YOUR SON! SAY HI TO SNICKERS SHIDARE!
>>4167637
Hello Papa Bones!
>>4167692
Of course!
>>4167681
I'm not supposed to go within 200 feet of schools, though.
>>4167497
Yeah, it's mostly Iowa I can't seem to get
They're as sweetheart though and I enjoy talking to them in general, but I'm way too slow to catch them on time. We'll get our first time one day.
>>4167676
Jesus Christ, I feel like i lurk all the time, yet still miss stuff like that. All I see is LD and DMG's usual shitfests.
Sucks, I really liked Dio, but after two meltdowns it's starting to look like this place just isn't for him.
>>4167734
She was here a week ago, not as frequent as before though.
>>4167497
Huh, i'm still here
>>4167607
>>4167561
What are you two on about
>>4167692
(sorry, maybe I'll refrain from using that pic)
(howdy)
>>4167734
>Where'd someone even learn that Shinoa was a girl
Clownpiece.
>>4167676
I was wondering why I hadn't seen him in a while. Huh, the more you know I guess
>>4167692
>he half-heartedly shakes his arm back and forth in an attempt to dislodge the girl. Failing this, he eventually decides to just let her hang onto him
Fair enough, isn't it a little hard to be friendly with everyone if you're sticking to a skeleton?
>>4167734
From time to time. Last time I saw her was when I asked her to come in for penis inspection day.
This is a Succubus (Male).
>>4167774
Thats an incubus.
>>4167605
Mango?
>>4167774
Can I grab your horns and face fuck you.
>>4167764
wtf even happened to clownpiece
can't say I miss them but still
>>4167646
This is a silly meme.
I'll be friendly with someone regardless of what's between their legs. I've been friends with Kogure for a long time.
>>4167624
That was impressive in a really gross way, I have to admit.
>>4167752
You never replied to me.
>>4167667
My my, what a nice sounding Anon... If anything that gives you a ticket for some service, so...
>She presses her cheek against a nearby wall, relaxing herself as she offers her backside to him.
Do whatever you like.
>tfw want Mika to clean my unwashed cock but I missed her
>>4167703
>He looks at the child with intense scrutiny and then shrugs, looking extremely unimpressed.
I don't like it. We need to make a new one.
>>4167703
Please don't rape that shota with a Toblerone.
>>4167757
It's fine! How are you? <3
>>4167766
>She puffs her cheeks and shakes her head, climbing onto his back.
Not at all! Onward papa bones!
>>4167821
I need to eat now, but I might be in the mood after I get back.
>>4167774
This is an usurper.
>>4167816
You're friendly with anyone who gives you the time of day. You need these threads to replace the void of social interaction in your life. You probably hope to find someone to be with here too.
>>4167834
(I'm good, just waiting to start some sessions)
(how are you)
Can we stop with this Tenryuu bullying meme?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000880862.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVKZ4Jy.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000880862.jpg")
>>4167828
But he's the product of our love!
You just can't discard him!
>Says Hotaru as she tosses the poor kid away
Besides, I can't have another child!
>>4167816
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Send help.
>Sitcom laughtrack
>>4167873
Can we stop this "can we stop this _____ meme?" meme?
>>4167816
I haven't really been in the mood to roleplay lately
gomen
>>4167873
LD's not posting so we gotta find someone to shitpost. Someone who wants friends seems ripe to be destroyed emotionally.
>>4167895
Tell me that then silly, I don't mind.
>>4167852
I'm glad we've settled the only hunts for pussy thing then, at least.
>>4167845
Can't wait, don't feel obligated for my sake though!
>>4167873
So we'll bully him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a cumslut. A silent pussy roller. A blogposter.
>>4167896
Doesn't Boco post here now? He's a great target for abuse.
>>4167834
>looking up at the girl perched on his shoulders the light in his sockets goes out several times as he 'blinks'
I'm afraid you might be bored for awhile... I was planning on playing some KH 2 HD and Darkest Dungeon
>still, he makes sure to take a few minutes to stomp around the thread for the little frog girl
>>4167918
He does but only as anon and only when Morrigan is around.
>>4167816
I try to be as nice as I can... hm?
>smiles as she offers her as, nodding eagerly before sliding her thong to the side. He got down onto his knees, leaning forward to nuzzle against her asscheeks- before kissing her asshole. Then, he stuck his tongue against it, circling his wet organ about it slowly
Mmmn...~
>>4167879
>He crosses his arms and eyes her suspiciously, already forgetting about the child she tossed into the trash.
Oh? Why's that, Candy Princess? Have a bad night with a jawbreaker? Use the wrong mouth for your chewing gum?
>>4167917
kek
It's true. Diego would have been run off like 10 times by now with what mecha puts up with.
>>4167660
die
>>4167910
Anyways, you seem to be in high spirits tonight Cuteryuu, so care to spill that idea yet?
>>4167983
No. I think I'll keep living for awhile. Other than that, how are you, anon?
>>4167848
Can I grab YOUR horns and face fuck you??
>>4167896
Why not Kenny?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000865695.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CPprYzB.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000865695.jpg")
>>4167953
I'd get fat.
Like, not the right kind of thick fat but, the flabby belly kind of fat!
>Shakes head
I don't want that.
>>4167998
Yugo is a very cute boy!
>>4168001
Somebody please let this man grab their horns and facefuck them already!
>>4167917
I laughed. That was pretty good.
>>4167952
>Her soft cheeks surround his face as he buries it into her ass, the skin pristine and warm. She lets out a heated sigh as he starts licking, her asshole lightly twitching against his tongue.
Ngh...
>>4167890
>>4167984
I was preferring to debut it than spill it. I was going to Tatsugawa post or do it later tonight or tomorrow either way.
>>4168016
Aww...Thanks, anon. I don't really think I'm cute though. I'm scrappy and slightly lewd.
>>4167871
I'm.. Decent.
Thank you for asking.
>>4167931
Have fun gaming <3
>>4168039
>Boyish squees of delight
Oooo! It sounds so interesting! It's like waiting for an install to finish on a game you've wanted!
>>4168055
Hey Yugo would you be up for trying something in twenty minutes?
>>4168055
Fucking adorable
>>4168080
>Boyish squees of delight
>>4168105
Are you tell me you can't still hit the high notes, anon?
>>4168090
Yeah, sure. You need a little prep time though? Make sure you can gather up all the resources you need for those twenty minutes?
>>4168100
>Portals a hand over to the anon's ear.
>Yanks on it cruelly.
I am not adorable! Did you not listen to me?
>>4168055
Slightly lewd? Whatever could you mean by that, Yugo? You seem like a cute young boy, not a lewd deviant!
>The anon says, whilst trying to fend off the dirty thoughts floating around in his head.
>>4168039
>Gasps out as her lower cheeks rub against his upper ones, nuzzling all the more eagerly against her. His hands moved to grip her hips now. He ate her out quite eagerly, dipping his tongue into her ass every couple of rims around her hole, writhing it around as if it were alive.
Mmmm~!
>>4168105
It's over nine thousand!!
>>4168012
You mean you aren't already fat?
>He squats down to get eye level with her stomach and firmly pats it.
Feels like those snacks are already taking their toll on you. It can't all go to your chest ya know
>>4168071
Huh, never realized how nice Tsuyu's ass was.
I guess what she lacks in bust size compared to Momo, she more than makes up for it in the rear...
>>4168121
I listened, I just don't agree!
>He pries your hand off his ear, pulling you through the portal
I mean, look at you!
>>4168163
Also top tier blowjobs!
>>4168125
Oh, poor, naive anon. You're so cute.
>The boy struts over, his head conveniently at crotch level with the man.
>Hopefully that doesn't break the poor anon's focus trying to clear out his head.
>Runs a finger along the crotch of his pants.
Deviant is such a harsh word, no? I'd much prefer...Connoisseur~
>>4168191
>Yanked through the portal and into the anon's grasp.
>Scowling at him.
Yeah? And? I'm not cute! Quit patronizing me...
>>4168080
What's your prime hours usually for doing stuff, anyway? On workdays.
>>4168128
>She lets out a hot pant, her lone eye closing as her hips wiggle and her thighs tense. Her pussy moistens, arousal dribbling down her thighs as the anon tongues her asshole, her hips bucking lightly against his face.
>tfw you find pics of your ava getting fucked by a dog
Nah
>>4168238
On workdays? From 5:30PM-12AM or until I'm bored. Though it wouldn't be the first or last time I'd stayed well past the end and went to work without sleep or on a few hours.
>>4168220
>He was already enchanted by Yugo's cute, youthful appearance, so having him so close to his crotch was something akin to mental torture for the anon trying to keep himself in check.
C-Connoisseur of what, exactly?
>The man shuddered, his body twitching slightly as those soft, gentle fingers ran along the seam of his pants.
>>4168254
You play Phillip?
>Slaps the Canadian's ass
>>4168238
>inhales her scent as she starts wettening, picking up the speed and intensity of the motions of his mouth as he licks and kisses her butthole. His hands grip her tightly, ramming his tongue inside of her with such intensity that it was almost as if it were a cock itself! Speaking of cocks, he felt his member already quite hard, just from playing with and worshipping that lovely ship-ass~
>>4168254
DMG FUCKS DOGS
>>4168254
>mfw I actually like zoo stuff in hentai
I ... I guess I'm a freak
>>4168322
Yes you are, why would you ever think that's normal?
>>4168220
And what're you gonna do about it if I don't?
>He grins somewhat smugly at you, taking your face in his hands
>>4168254
meme50 always delivers!
>>4168273
EST, right?
>>4168292
Y-you just gonna... haaah, tongue me, or you gonna, fuck me...?
>She panted out harshly, her voice softer and girlier than usual as she asked the male, her hips continuing to gyrate against his face.
>>4168254
I have a goat fucking one of mine. It's a pretty good laugh.
>>4168254
You mean "Yes." right?
otherwise, nice shit taste you have there
>>4168290
>>4168295
>>4168322
>>4168340
>>4168364
>>4168394
Shut up, you uncle fuckers
>Possible Match
>>4168254
yep and a horse too
>>4168340
>that fucking source
>>4168340
Nah, Western Sahara Summer Time. Yes EST, I thought /I/ was the baka.
>>4168411
Fuck your dog, faggot.
>>4168338
Obviously it's not IRL, but in the confines of fantasy it's fine to like seeing girls fugged by monsters or beasts. I mean, if people can like lolis...
>>4168340
Heh...
>he pulled his head from her valley, smirking as he stood up behind her
You really got horny, huh? Mmn, gosh... I can't believe Tenryuu, my favorite Kantai girl, is offering to let me fuck her.
>pulls his pants down, gripping her hips roughly as he rams his cock into her dripping wet pussy. He bent over her, moving one hand to her tits, groping eagerly
O-oooh! F-fuck! You're so tight, Tenryuu!!
>>4168455
Jesus. If only more ponies went after Seras i'd have a reason to ask for it.
>>4168479
>if people can like lolis
Nice bait comparison canis
>>4168476
S-shouldn't be aroused...
>>4168479
>giving it (You)s
>>4168476
GOAT
>>4168284
>He eagerly unzips his pants and yanks his pants and boxers down some so his cock flops out against his face.
Cock~
>He says lustfully while slapping his cock against his face over and over.
And I must say, anon...Yours is just my type.~
>>4168339
I'll do this!
>He said as he leaned forward and kissed the antagonizing man, slipping his tongue into his mouth.
>Rolling his tongue against his slowly as he swapped saliva with the anon.
>After some time, he pulls off, a strand of spit connecting their lips.
Mwah..~
>>4168479
Delicious lolis != heavy petting zoo shit, faglord
>>4168514
>defensive pedophile
(Well now that I'm lucid I guess I can take acts of god as proof that I'm not exactly cut out for date night.
Guess that means I should get ready for a celebratory night full of gang rape and violence.)
>>4168514
>pedos getting this defensive
like clockwork
>>4168536
>using my own memes against me
Damn you.
>>4168543
GOAT
>>4168543
I'm a vanillafag who doesn't go much further than stuff like femdom and feet, I-I won't be tempted by things like this
>>4168424
Don't know if want.
>>4168530
Who do you feel like playing tonight Kinx?
>>4167911
Hey there Anon, just not feeling it right now. I'm sorry.
>>4168466
Hardy har. Tomorrow then I'll try my best with you. I'll be taking a break after I finish up here to do some IRL things and all. May be a bit late to start things with you when I get back.
>>4168479
I-I'm sensitive back there...
>She hastily defended herself, wriggling still even as he positioned himself and wasted no time fulling her up. Her pussy accepted his length with a wet squelch, squishing around his invading length eagerly which got a groan of excitement from the panting boat.
>>4168530
tfw was going to annoy you all night but 4chan said no
Heya gurobutt.
>>4168566
is there a goat any more fuckable than that one?
>>4168593
That's fine, don't worry about it.
Do you have a discord or anything?
>>4168599
Fuckable?
I just wanna videogames.
>>4168599
Goat family
>>4168530
>SoB
>>4168483
>Kisses on the lips before returning to the war.
>>4168595
>The man thrusted his hips harder and harder into her, moaning in delight in reaction to her own groaning. He groped her tit nice and hard, his other hand tightening his grip on her hips. His cock throbbed in a heated, lively manner, precum shooting out to fill the boatgirl's plushy interior as his balls clapped against her bare skin
Heh, I see. Mmn... I hope your pussy is just as sensitive...~
(Hey guys. Mei and the posse, +1.
Yes, you heard right. +1. I'm test running a new ava. (Which has a pitiful amount of lewds, if you ask me..) If all goes well. Then I'll be adding her to the card.
So.. yeah. No rp with my main avas tonight. Unless I reeeeeeeeealy feel like it.
Other then that. How's things?)
>>4168509
>Anon already knew the answer to the question, but he'd be damned if it wasn't immensely sexier hearing it straight from Yugo's lips. He stares down at the boy as his cock softly slaps against Yugo's face, his balls resting right underneath his chin.
That so? Guess I've got no choice, now that we've gone this far, right?
>The man tries to justify the situation, and his desire for much more stimulation. He brings his hands upwards towards the boy's head, holding them right against the sides of Yugo's head and right beneath his funny hat.
>>4168595
Alrighty, in that case, time to stop buggin' ya. Not sure, but you'll probably be right, but you shouldn't let that stop ya dumboat! If anything, it means I get to read the fun when I wake up!
>>4168605
I do, but I don't really use them that much. If I'm in the mood I'll probably just post in the thread.
>>4168509
Hey, what the-
>His eyes go wide with surprise as you kiss him, but nonetheless eagerly returns it, tasting your saliva as his face flushed a deep red
>As the kiss breaks, he looks at you still surprised, breathing deeply
Well, I suppose that comes under other things than cute... But my point still stands!
>>4168670
>Me and mika still haven't played since that one time
sniffing perpetually
>>4168530
Ah, were you the one who asked me if I was available tonight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770110
I keep forgetting to save these to my bookmarks and repost them
>>4168670
alright, I'll just keep an eye out, have a good night!
>>4168693
Who are you? I really am sorry, irl stuff has been making it hard for me to do anything really.
>>4168660
(Nee-sama~!
Haha, been a while. I hope you've been doing alright! Who's your test subject?)
>>4168721
(I know what I'm voting for! Do your duty and vote everyone, let your voice be heard! Avas have died for this freedom you take for granted!)
>>4168732
Sorry about that. Have a good night as well!
>>4168585
The usual suspect for when I need depravity.
>>4168595
>tfw site shat out literally a post away from alleyway sex
I hope that anon is okay.
>>4168641
And she's going to be raped and defiled by all sorts of filthy xenos and heretics. Used up and mercilessly thrown out once they've all had their fill of her body. Isn't it wonderful?
>>4168704
If you were that anon with snuff, among other delicious things, on his fetish list, I sure am. Hope you're having a nice day, because boy oh man is it hot where I am.
>>4168661
>As the man grabs hold of his head gently, he knew that he'd given up the fight of resisting the boy.
>Yugo couldn't help by grinned at the man's weak justification, but continued to tease him, running his tongue along the base of his cock gently.
Mmmhmm~ It can't be helped now, can it anon? You may as well let loose.
>He said before smooching the tip of his cock's purple helmet.
>>4168686
>He chuckles some at the anon's goofy face from the kiss.
>The boy wipes his lips and then scowls again as the man goes right back to being stubborn.
Oh come on! What am I gonna have to do to get you to stop calling me that?!
>>4168747
(Ah. That would be telling. But I will say she's a fierce leader. You will just have to wait and see.)
>>4168770
>>4168595
// Heya Tenryuu, Drunk Anon here. You up for continuing? Got enough time?
>>4168721
(damn that pic is so cute.)
>>4168654
>As he started to fuck her, grabbing her soft chest, she straightened her back out and leaned back just a little, raising an arm to wrap it loosely around his neck as she leaned in to his fucking and groping.
Haaah... I'm... pretty sensitive there too... a-all over... it's why I'm so... hnn, weak in battle...
>She admitted between grunts from the thrusting, her ass making a perfect cushion for his ass every time.
>>4168669
I'll probably do something regardless, yes. If it's with Jinx, maybe not stuff you'd want to read about though...
Gonna go play some Overmeme before bed?
>>4168770
I'd have been pretty frustrated in his position. Happened to me one time when I was RPing with Galko months ago. He'll be back, you encourage repeat customers well.
As I just said above, if you're around a bit later I'm game for us to try a thing.
>>4168816
As soon as my anon here finishes I have to step away, but if you're around tonight we could try.
>>4168770
Neat, I love sauerkraut. I kinda wanna play around with you but not sure how I want to do it.
>>4168810
OH FUCK, THE ANGRY MARINES ARE HERE, GUESS IT'S TIME TO PUNCH THOSE FUCKING FUCKS RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACES
>>4168721
>sex slavory
>>4168866
I GUESS IT FUCKING IS JUST ABOUT THAT TIME, ISN'T IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY WILLOW?!
>>4168840
I just wish I had hit >loop forever when I made that gif
>>4168882
great... now I get to remember that 8 years from now when I'm having a good day
>>4168732
>>4168693
I've actually been trying to decide if I should just start posting regardless of my mood and hope that my drive can somehow come back.
>>4168770
Hella comfy in France at the moment.
If I recall, you'll be ready to be brutalized in a few hours right?
By the way, is my English at least decent?
>>4168786
What's wrong with being cute anyway, huh?
>He pulls you closer, your face now only about an inch away from his, and leaving you straddling his crotch
I am kill.
>>4168905
It's alright. We still love you.
>>4168786
You're right, you're right. It can't be helped that I'm enjoying this...
>The anon nervously grinned, his hips already beginning to thrust forward a little as Yugo's tongue slowly trailed up and down his hard shaft.
Even if you're a lewd little cock slut, you're still cute, Yugo!
>He exclaims, his eyes locked onto his as his cock slowly throbbed against that warm, wet tongue.
>>4168941
>tucks in bed
>>4168941
rip froggo
>>4168941
>puts a firecracker in your mouth and blows your fuckin head off
Hnnnnngggggg
>>4168918
Different person but, been there and it doesn't really help to force it.
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QWbvfs4-7c
>>4168970
This.
Take a break and play more Dark Souls 3.
Hello there.
What seem to be occurring here then?
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9dDMbbvrc
>>4168900
LISTEN HERE YOU SHITTING DICKNIPPLE MOTHERFUCKER, ISN'T IT TIME FOR FUCKING EVENING BATTLE PRACTICE? WHY ARE YOU NOT HITTING SHIT WITH LARGER GODDAMN OBJECTS YOU COCKBITER?! DO WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING STANDARD BOLTER FOR YOUR NEXT DEPLOYMENT OR ARE YOU TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FUCKING FIND WHICH END OF THE POWER WRENCH YOU HIT PEOPLE WITH?!
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BeKhlUzPUc
>>4168941
>pets
>>4168844
>His fingers sunk into her heavy chest, pressing his front to her straightened back. His cock carved deeper and deeper into her moist fuckhole, hitting her cervix with each thrust. He cooed as she clung to him, smiling almost lovingly at her
Worry not dear- I don't care how weak you are. You're absolutely perfect to me... huhu~ Let me be the strong one for you
>The anon began to grunt as the pleasure he felt stirred his balls- he was close to cumming!
Mmm.... inside. I want to cum inside of Tenryuu!
>>4169009
Superb taste
>>4168983
Lots of lewdness.
Would you like to join?
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxm8AKctdU
>>4168905
(I can loop the gif for you if you want, Papa Bones. It'll only take me a minute.)
>shits in your mouth
>>4168983
Highly sexual things, mostly.
Pretty fun.
>>4168983
Hello miss!
Nothing much, I just arrived myself! Is there anything Ran can do for you?
>>4169049
>Slices your right eye
>>4168926
Were you the guy who RP'd Tonio?
And that's a good boy. That'll get you extra service from Tatsu-nee when the time comes.
>>4169021
>The breast not held bounced wildly against her disheveled clothing, the male's harsh, quick thrusting quickly pushing her to a limit, over that limit, then back again. She came once, twice, and as he came closer, she was working towards her third orgasm, the floor below them a puddle of her messy fluids.
Don't let a drop out! Pour it all in me...!
>She begged, her hand at the back of his neck tightening its grip, trying to hold him close and keep him from possibly pulling away.
>>4168979
http://youtu.be/8zo9VTJUVWc
>>4168926
(Hi there, sir! Just contemplating who to play at the moment. How's the day going?)
>>4169106
Iowa, you're beautiful.
>>4168940
Because being cute is for dumb little kids. I'm not a dumb little kid, am I?
>He says as he wraps his legs around the anon's waist.
>Slowly grinding his hips against the man's crotch.
>He leans in closer and kisses at the man's neck, he can feel the boy's warm breath against his skin.
>>4168949
>Yugo chuckled some as the anon came to terms with his little boy lust and wrapped his lips around his cock's throbbing head, suckling it greedily.
>There's that word again...
>He furrowed his brow some, but continued to please the man diligently.
Mmnnff~!
>>4168810
They're going to rape her senseless, until her knees buckle and she's gasping and crying for more. Then they're going to put her own bolter under her chin and pull the trigger. Kinda depends on the faction what they do to the body after that, but that'll be sure to happen too.
>>4168844
I'm actually planning on starting up a bit later, so no worries.
>>4168864
Well it's a bit before I open up shop so there's plenty of chatting to be done about how exactly. Is there anything in particular you're in to? I try to cater to every taste I can.
>>4168936
Glad to hear it that! That is correct, no specific time but I plan to play tonight. Your English is quite nice, actually. I won't bullshit you, there are some of irregularities in it, the kind you sort of expect going between grammatical structures, but nothing that makes it difficult to read.
>>4169158
>They're going to rape her senseless, until her knees buckle and she's gasping and crying for more.
>pokemon go is finally out in canada
hmmm... to go out and try it or to stay home?
>>4168947
Thanks anon. I love you too.
>>4169046
It's alright tip top spooder. I kinda prefer it the way it is. I just hate making mistakes, even if the are happy ones.
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJDBP292rM
>>4169096
No, I wish, dude was great and fun to watch. I don't know shit about Jojo, but damn he knew how to draw them in and cook. I'd been doing the baking and cooking a bit before he showed up with the boat's monsters and the demon.
>>4169106
(Just thinking of heading off for the night, actually. The list grows onward though. There's a surprising large amount of lewd things you can do with chocolate when you let your mind wander~)
>>4169180
You do what you want to. If you stay, I'd keep you company.
>>4169106
>sends telepathic vibes to play a particular avatar
>>4169127
Sir, that's not true! The majestic Grand Canyon is beautiful! The rustic Statue of Liberty is beautiful! The rolling plains of the Midwest are beautiful! I'm just a rusted down old boat!
>>4169158
(Were you looking for something sweet that date night and just couldn't take the vanilla?)
>>4169180
>(Canadians)
>(Giggles)
>>4169194
(Oh, that was you?
>Throws bottle)
>>4169192
Fair enough. Though it'd help to know what you were looking for.
>>4169158
Anything specific? Not really, no. I just wanted to fuck you up for the fun of it, honestly.
>>4169180
(Ah well, I'm bereft of things to do currently, so I did it anyway. On the house.)
>>4169158
That's good then. I killed some time last night brainstorming some more stuff, and I came up with an idea that made even me blanch at it.
Would I get meme'd if I mentioned a Slaaneshi daemon with a razor barbed cock that fucks up the insides of the person they plow until they bleed to death, or would you actually enjoy that...
>>4169194
I wish he posted more. He was comfy to read really. Need more avas like that.
>>4169150
>Despite his obvious dislike of the word "cute", the anon couldn't help but call him as such, though he found it increasingly difficult to talk as Yugo worked his cock with his small, welcoming mouth. It was just the tip, but even that felt amazing for the perverted anon, his hips beginning to shiver as his hands slightly tug down on Yugo's hat, bringing him a little closer.
>>4169096
>he felt her cumming, his cock massaged by her pussy's convulsions. He groaned pleasantly, tempted to kiss her as his head so closely hovered by her own.
I'll fill you with my love.... haahn... Ten... Ryuu!!!
> His dick pulsated all the more hotly as he came to his orgasm, his cum gushing out in thick, powerful shots. It coated her womanhood- along her vaginal canal and straight into her womb as well. His legs shuddered a bit as his orgasm began to subside
Tenryuu.. ah... ahhh
...
Your body is perfect~
>>4169150
Well, you don't seem to be dumb...
>He reaches for the back of your head, fingers running through your hair and keeping you pressed against his neck
>His other hand finds its way to your rear, rubbing it as the slow movements of your lower body cause a bulge to slowly grow in his pants
>>4169217
That's right. Friends with benefits to our southern neighbours for over 149 years
>playfully elbows the pretty blond boat
>>4169237
Thank you beautiful!
>>4169215
I'm just playing through my backlog anyway anon~ Nothing special
>>4169278
(Any time.)
>>4168979
https://youtu.be/6hzrDeceEKc
(Only, I'm listening to it on spotify.)
>>4169216
>(Tries to interpret the message)
>(It only causes a headache)
>>4169278
(That's okay, Canadians are still my friends. I hope they don't mind us sometimes though!
>Pinches her vampire cheek)
>>4169306
(Aww...now you make me feel bad.
>Holds his head in her lap until he recovers)
>>4169362
AND AFTER ALL
>>4169217
Not even, I did end up coming into things a little late but there was an anon who wanted me to play Jinx. Everything went well until 4chan stopped working.
>>4169232
Well, that is what I enjoy. Being taken on a whim and used to satisfy someone against my will, for the fun of it, is pretty high up there on my list.
>>4169247
I enjoy a lot of things and that level of trauma sounds fantastic. That'll have to get just as messy as the Rek'Sai session.
>>4169251
I'll be glad to help you play them out, then. Stay comfy!
>>4169364
>Latches on to chest.
>>4169305
Well, if you’re doing nothing special… maybe you want to keep me company as well?
>>4169373
YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL!
>>4169364
>clicks tongue, starts sending smoke signals
>>4169265
>He grabbed onto his hat as he continued to bob ever lower on the man's cock.
>The hat's a real no-no anon.
>Suddenly, as if to punish the man, and to test himself, he deepthroated the rest of his cock to the base, gagging slightly.
G-Gmmmnnff~!
>>4169275
Gee...Thanks, anon.
>He nipped at his neck tenderly and continued to grind against the man's lap.
>Feeling his mitts grope at his cute, round bottom.
You don't seem too dim yourself either..~
>>4169364
(You know I'm just joking!
>Rests there happily, regardless)
>>4169364
>comes careening up in his jet black 1967 Ford Mustang, screeches to a halt, jumps out on the hood and rocks the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3BYU2U6ic
>>4169386
Well, you'd be satisfying me alright, just not exactly in a sexual way (unless I get carried away which I most likely will). If you want I can whip out a certain void creature but then again that stuff feels like it ends too quickly due to size difference.
>>4169395
Gah, another one? I need to get this magnetism removed...are you okay sir?
>Pokes his cheek.
>>4169406
(That only raises even more questions...)
>>4169453
>(Pets his head)
(You'll be okay!)
>>4169458
Wow! I didn't know Slash was here! Amazing scene there, Mr. Slash! A true American car!
>>4169425
Oh, shush, or I'll be forced to call you cute again
>He kisses the top of your head as his hand slips down the back of your pants, now rubbing against the bare skin of your butt
>He runs one finger in between your buttocks, gently pressing in as it passes your tight hole
>>4169271
>The kiss was messy, saliva smearing all over both of their chins and cheeks in the process as she felt his sperm start pumping deep inside of her, making her knees feel weak and another orgasm shiver through her form. As they wound down from their dual release, she leaned against him more heavily, gasping for breath, sweat on her brow. She squirmed herself, her ass rubbing into his pelvis a bit, cock still buried base deep inside of her.
Nnn... t-thank you for that, mister...~
(Hope ya enjoyed)
>>4169306
>not wanting to be bullied to death by iowa's tits
Baka
>>4169386
Whew, I'm glad then. I was almost wanting to write a drabble and ask for a disposable e-mail to send it your way to see if we were on the same page. I'm very, very new to that sort of thing, but you inspire me to want to try something new, so I want to do a good job.
I figure I could apply my Warhammer Fantasy experience to your Protector sometime too, but one thing at a time(I've been refreshing myself with pdfs on my tablet when I've the time, so I have a lot of things swirling in my head).
>>4169364
>Canadians are still my friends. I hope they don't mind us sometimes though!
Nah, America is great. We're each others biggest trading partners, both founding members of the UN and NATO, both grew up in the failing marriage of France and the UK...
You guys also basically subsidize our defense costs and are actually really friendly too!
Screw it. I'll play with someone, I'm gonna go crazy if I don't.
