Zootopia Thread: Getting comfy with your fox Edition
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>>4165949
Is there porn of him yet?
This must be a productive Sunday.
I like drawing porn
>>4165982
lmfao
I ironically agree
>>4166170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MRD273dz_8
>>4166494
fuck
unironically*
>>4166217
Can you draw me rabbit booty?
>>4166717
>sad story
>but this time Nick is the dead one!
>>4166717
>cuck nick timeline
fuk
>>4166717
>>4166770
Mister Mead, you're our only hope!
>>4166717
>Nicholas Piberius Wilde
>Officer. Friend. Brother
>not "husband"
>not "father"
bad timeline!
>>4166790
Or Rem289. Or Weaver.
https://vaughnlive.tv/cybergoy
STREAMING PLAGUE DOGS
ITS GOT A SLY FOX IN IT
PLAGUE DOGS
https://vaughnlive.tv/cybergoy
>>4166799
>Rem
pls no more cuck nick
>>4166796
Best timeline!!
Hey,how are you today /trash/?
-J
>>4166809
Is this english?
>>4166809
Oh hell no I can't. I don't want to cry today!
this thread is in a dire need of Judy and Nick being happy together
>>4166905
>>4166905
I want to drink Judy's pee.
I stuck some stuff together.
I wanna constantly drug Nick with Nighthowler and make him fight for amusement against other animals who aren't drugged and then undrug him and force him to look at what he's done.
>>4166848
literally who
>>4166959
I mean, to be fair, she's the one who decided to walk back into the tiger's den, of her own free will.
>>4166976
They never actually mention it. Do you think the mammals remember what they did under the effects of Nighthowler?
guys, I almost feel happy. Could it be the sign of impeding little story?
>>4167160
nice pedoship you sick fuck
butts
Canidae's, er, publicist here.
I put together a pastebin, including greentexts and fics I've written on request for you all.
http://pastebin.com/u/Lovelymayor
I'm keen to write some more greentexts to get more used to the medium. Do you have any Canidae requests? I would also consider requests with other characters (WildeHopps, for example) if the idea is good.
>>4167187
THICK
BUNNY
BUNS
>>4167191
Canidae with Bucky and Pronk. You can do what ever you want with this. suprise me.
continued from previous thread.
>>4167187
I wish my happy bun was big and strong
They do so much with so little
>>4167337
indeed. very little
>>4167172
That's what he's into
I can't blame him
The question now is, would Canidae's aide ever act in a similarly unsavory manner towards Swinton?
We need some tables turning here.
>>4167191
Weaselton has an incriminating recording that implicates Canidae
She says she'll pay him whatever he wants to keep it buried
He tells her that he doesn't want JUST money
She initially agrees then attempts to back out
He... insists
>>4167239
I'm rather enjoying this story, though I feel that Nick's poverty and cash desperation is being laid on a little too thick. He's supposed to be a sly hustler fox, after all. He might not be rolling in easy dosh, but surely scrounging up a twenty or two should be a piece of cake for him, through some rapid-fire mini-hustles.
>>4167306
>big and strong happy bun is now in HD
>>4167387
That was my thought too. If you're desperate for a quarter, you're not lower class, you're 3rd world poverty level homeless.
>>4167187
Perfection
>>4167421
Cucking Nick!
>>4167375
Canidae's aide is an asshole who wants to sell her/undermine her. He might cozy up to Swinton, but likely only to try and sell her Canidae.
http://pastebin.com/ytyfbGP0
>>4167451
So he has no desire to glaze those big hams of hers?
>>4167306
>>4167337
I wish people would stop posting these high-saturation low-resolution gifs
I need more faggot fox and ferret. Post all that you guys have of this ship.
>>4167135
Let your heart sing freely, anon.
>>4167439
IWTCINW
>>4167581
do you happen to have the bit in the museum where her tail is shaking ?
C:
>>4167414
I'm probably being an autist, but isn't there a bit of clipping on the button on the noose of her tie? Should a tie even have a button, for that matter, and it's the button that is clipping?
>>4167651
>>4167588
>>4167609
No, but I can make it
just for you
>>4167683
Doesn't look like clipping. Might be intentional design.
>>4167697
>>4167726
>>4167736
>>4167702
Thank you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>4167750
>>4167770
>>4167777
>>4167239
>Nick slid the quarters into the washing machine and it whirred to life.
>He stood in his underpants for fifteen minutes before transferring everything to a dryer.
>Another fifteen minutes passed.
>Other animals in the laundromat stared at him, but he really couldn't be bothered to care.
>He wasn't doing anything wrong right now.
>When his clothes were done drying, he put them back on, still hot, and left.
>Cafe Belette was across town, and he needed to make the next bus if he hoped to be on time.
>He rushed up to the nearest bus stop and patiently waited for what felt like forever before the bus arrived.
>He got on, paid the fare, and sat down.
>When it was time for him to get off, he had about seven minutes left.
>He still had to walk three blocks.
>Shit.
>Nick ran as fast as he could, not worrying about being suspicious looking this time. He wasn't out to steal any more coins.
>He was out to spend them.
>The front of the cafe was adorned with a large glass window and a neon sign that spelled out the name in curvy letters.
>Inside, Nick could see lots of animals sipping foamy concoctions from ceramic mugs and talking to one another under dim lighting.
>It wasn't FANCY fancy, but it was certainly more fancy than Nick would have usually ventured on a month like this.
>But he had a purpose.
>And he felt in his heart that said purpose was worthwhile.
>Nick looked around.
>No sign of Judy.
>He peered through the window again.
>No sign of her there either.
>Maybe she was just running late.
>Nick looked around.
>This is the part where he really wished he had a phone of his own.
>He really had no way of knowing if she was, in fact, running later, or just standing him up.
>Nick stood around for a few minutes.
>Nothing.
>Perhaps if he went inside and got a table.
>One by the window, so she could see him.
>Nick walked inside and got in line.
>Even in his clean clothes, he felt somewhat out of place.
cont.
>>4167787
Summary of Zistopia
We should have acted
They're already here
The honey badger told of their plot
Their cowardliness was merely an act
From the time after segregation ended
When the preds of Zootopia would be collared in cold blood
But no one wanted to believe
Believe they was a dark truth
And when the truth finally sparked
It was shocking
BUT
There is one they fear
In their tongue, he is Nikoluswhiled
HUSTLEBORN
>>4167702
>every time Judy twitches her tail, she's actually letting out a carrot-scented squeaker
>>4167798
>>4167846
It's such a shame that Jack didn't get that much screen time.
why did we ditch the last thread before image limit?
>>4167866
>>4167846
>>4167880
>>4167135
I'm so sorry anon, I wanted to have the next one done by tonight but I just couldn't manage, so you'll just have to deal with these abnormal feelings in the way you do usually.
In all likelihood the strip should be ready by this time tomorrow, but I promised myself I wouldn't make promises, and now the fuses in my robot brain are failing because of the paradox.
>>4167880
pies
are the worst dessert.
>>4167892
>>4167921
>>4167870
ever get that feeling of [spoiler]deja vu[/spoiler]?
>>4167823
>>4167921
I knew something was off about Mead. Hmmm...
HEY MEAD!
THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!
>>4167870
because op makes the thread early and everyone jumps ship.
>>4167947
Jesus, I knew the reference would be spotted but I at least thought it'd take a full minute.
>>4167921
On one hand, FUCK
On the other, take your time and don't rush it, man.
>>4167777
Checked and lucky as fuck. Fagfoxferret is truly blessed.
>>4167970
nope.. instantly. i love there she is too much.
>>4167921
But teasing us with an image like that...
>>4167892
I want to cum inside Slim N' Handsome Gideon
>>4167414
You're a hero
>>4167870
The general belief is that once a thread in /trash/ hits page 10, it's death will be quick and soon.
It's actually surprising that the prior thread is still clinging on, though. I figured it'd would've 404'd by now.
>>4166809
Good show, folks. I wanna kill myself now.
Watership Down same place, same time, next week.
>>4167870
Image limit isn't always the end of the thread.
We jump to the new thread at either:
>image limit
OR
>bump limit & page 10
>>4167880
The pies betray him
>>4167921
no rush man, take your time and thank you for the preview
>>4168007
all of it in hd, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsWgrf3XLKQ
Just wanted to let you guys know:
/ztg/ Aggie.io is back!
aggie.io/7nvyazqah5
(Link is also in OP)
Come and draw some things if you like!
>>4167921
>homba
The fuck is a homba?
>search, search...
>http://watershipdown.wikia.com/wiki/Lapine_Glossary
>Homba - a fox
Oh. Fair enough.
ThreadJournal here
What have I missed in the past 3 days?
>>4168087
not much idea, weekend has been rather uneventful.
What's the link to the journal? Has it been updated?
>>4167793
>All of the other animals here seemed way more collected and comfortable than himself.
>They all looked like the type who could easily afford to come here twice a day.
>Nick did as best he could to conceal his situational anxiety.
>The cashiers probably weren't used to being paid in quarters.
>But would they really care?
>Probably not.
>Nick looked up at the menu.
>Yikes.
>There were items that cost upwards of eight dollars.
>For a single serving.
>He only had six dollars left.
>Maybe just one of those three dollar espresso shots? With some water.
>Isn't there a name for that? Americano?
>Nick looked over his shoulder.
>Judy still wasn't there.
>He was beginning to worry, but before he could do much with his thoughts, it was his turn to order.
>He placed his order and was somewhat delighted to find that the cashier didn't even blink when he placed a bunch of quarters on the counter.
>It had come out to exactly three dollars. No tax.
>"Can I get a name on that?" asked the cashier.
>"Nick."
>"Ok, Nick, that'll be right out. Have a good one!"
>Nick waited by the condiment station, and in less than a minute, his drink was ready.
>He took it, thanked the barista, and found a seat by the window.
>It was at a table for two.
>Right now, it was only occupied by one.
>Nick was starting to worry.
>She was fifteen minutes late.
>What if she was standing him up?
cont.
>>4168111
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
nice trips
>>4168114
do you have this in a pastebin? no caps pls
So who wins the election between Swinton and Canidae?
Remember that the winner has to establish dominance over the loser as they take office, a holdover from the old times when mammals lived in packs and herds.
>>4168134
Fuck you Daddy Derek.
>>4168184
Isn't that called Ultimate surrender?
>>4168184
Canidae. People naturally respect predators as they are born leaders.
>>4168211
Oh hey it's Chumpy!
>>4168184
Canidae, but I could see Swinton becoming an assistant mayor with more power than Bellwether. Perhaps the two women, who have similar positions on everything, decide to combine their power.
>>4168228
Chumpy's gone until September, bro
>>4168241
>>4168228
>>4168211
>mfw would love to see chumpy and bore active and taking requests again
also, this is great.
We have a lot of new ones, who are not as recognisable yet, but it would be lovely to see the old chums back.
>>4168228
>>4168241
Yeah, that's an older Chumpy pic.
Have a more recent one.
>>4168259
Ch-Chumpy?
>>4168228
>>4168259
>>4168294
>>4168263
Im still here.
>>4168087
Alec made some piece of arts/conversation with the thread with the prairie dog and mink characters. Weaver released a Caninae/Stevens comic. Bunanon and /fit/lynx reappeared. A lot of pred vs prey and mayors discussions and arts. Wishgranter granting wishes, more art also from BB. More greentexts, more art and more people falling for /fit/ fox. Probably forgot something, but here it is.
>>4168312
I know, love you for posting your awesome art
>>4168312
Yay!
>>4168362
>It's a Stu murders Nick and makes him into a coat for Judy episode of Zootopia. Judy realizes only for Bonnie to tell her if she arrests him, she'll be destroying her career and her family
>>4168202
Only if they wrestle for the position.
But this is a democratic election and the loser must submit, they knew what they were getting into when they ran for office.
>>4168406
Why would it destroy her career?
>>4167787
More faggotry please.
>>4168362
Are there any fic where Nick is teasing Stu like that? Usually he is written in rather good terms or even scared.
>>4168114
>Nick sipped from his mug.
>It was hot, and he just about burned his tongue.
>He blew on it and took another sip.
>Very bitter.
>Nick got up and fetched some cream and sugar packets from the condiment station.
>He stirred in a couple of each and took another sip.
>Much better.
>Nick sat, and sipped, and waited.
>And waited.
>And waited.
>And waited some more.
>An hour passed.
>But she never came.
>Nick's heart hung heavy in his chest.
>His mouth was dry, and his eyes were wet.
>Despite finishing his caffeinated beverage, he felt weak and exhausted.
>And also very stupid.
>It would seem that Nick had been stood up.
>Why had he come here?
>Why had he wasted so much time and effort on this?
>Why had he been foolish enough to think that a girl like Judy would ever want to sit down with....
>....a guy like himself.
>Nick sipped the last drop from his mug, got up, and left.
>Though nobody around thought anything of him, he had never felt more humiliated in his entire life.
>A single tear rolled down his cheek as he began to slowly walk back to the bus stop.
>His paws in his pockets, his head hung low.
Meanwhile
>Judy almost burst through door of the cafe.
>She was more than an hour late.
>Her parents had done everything in their power to prevent her from leaving the house.
>It would be a cold day in Hell before they would even consider letting her go on a date with a strange animal they had never met.
>Judy had snuck out a window and ridden her moped downtown.
>And now she was here, very late, and very much unable to contact the handsome fox.
>She frantically looked around.
>There was no sign of him.
END OF PART 2
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRigekcetk
daily reminder that
>foxes are parasite ridden trash
>wolfes cant think for themselves
>bears are sad loners
>lions have a superiority complex
>hyenna males have smaller dicks than their females
>felines have spiked cocks
>stoats are mentally retarded
>>4168154
Yes I do Anon!
http://pastebin.com/27QMvKTX
Here's the whole thing so far, just updated it! Enjoy!
>>4168446
Okay.
Posting purest ship.
>>4168439
Her father literally murdered her coworker and gave her a coat.
The issue is that this type of thing is a double edged sword for her, she's fucked.
If she doesn't tell, she's an accomplice to murder.
If she does tell, people will wonder if she was an accomplice who got cold feet, and other people will judge her for selling out her own family. It's career poison.
>>4168465
And apes are homicidal psychopaths with tiny dicks. They have evolved.
>>4168465
>Rabbits inbreed so much they have a high chance of random mutation
>Sheep have eyes that are evil
>>4168482
But Gideon and Travis are married.
>>4168465
>mfw I realised no matter what I do or who I am this drone will post shit in every thread
>mfw I work on night shifts so I'll thankfully will never meet this asshole
>>4168465
>wolfes
wolfs*
>>4168517
they do partner swapping from time too time
>>4168072
Haaaa that's adorable
>>4168450
Continue like this man, I really like it.
>>4168072
>You will never lick Nick's belly
>>4168597
wolfses*
>>4168607
waffles*
>>4168184
Reminder that the two mayoral candidates are both thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal also Stevens was there.
>>4168312
Literally who?
>>4168639
Literally Me, bitch.
>>4168602
Wouldn't you prefer the toned belly of the bun?
>>4168658
No
Who would want to lick a sluts belly?
>>4168639
>would love to see chumpy and bore active again
>im still here
>chumpy is in a place that is not here
Use your detective skills, my dude.
>>4168657
We made the meme happen
>>4168636
We're veering out of THICC MILF and into BBW territory and it upsets me
>>4168184
Swinton proved to be the crowd favorite, has fewer skeletons in her closet, doesn't want to establish an authoritarian regime, and is the incumbent -- people naturally vote for re-election with greater statistical likelihood than a new candidate.
>>4168672
>slut
>>4167921
previous pages?
>>4168715
Yo, it ain't done yet
>>4168184
Gotta go Swinton here, I just don't like the pink dog at all.
>>4168658
Felines have soft underbellys
>>4168423
Kinky
>>4168679
>STOP GETTING HARD TO STUFF I DON'T GET HARD TO
>>4168450
gonna need a lot more of this, thanks
>>4168672
>>4169052
>>4169098
>>4169118
>>4169098
You get to go on a date with any Zootopia character and have a good time, and a chance to start an actual relationship if you do well.
Except you're a Mouse.
Do you go for it?
Oh, hey. Zistopia updated.
>>4169178
I'm in Zootopia, still better than here.
>>4169193
What? What the fuck is this shit?
>>4169118
>and remember kits,this is what happends to those that betray their race,the human takes them away!
>>4169248
Nicks sister I think.
>>4169299
>Nick's sister
Oh boy. Oh boy. If THE SECRET LEAGUE OF RACIST RICH PREY KEEPING THE PREDS AND RABBITS DOWN wasn't enough.
I'm glad I dropped it.
>>4169248
A filler update? Zistopia does that sometimes.
>>4169118
My dad does it like this:
>grab the rabbit by hind legs and let him hang down
>grap steel pipe in other hand, and smash rabbit to head
>this kills the rabbit
>put him on ground
>stab him in neck, and wait until it bleeds out
>tie by hind legs
>skin down, from hind legs to head
>cut out the head with skin rolled
Once he missed the head blow, and man, the rabbit SCREAMED like fucking siren. I wouldn't believe they can scream this loud.
>>4169338
It's not his sister. Quite being a whiny faggot.
>>4166815
Wish the guy doing Tales of a Bunny and a Fox and Rem were still working together
>>4169384
It's still fucking stupid. It's a dumb joke based around the perception and play on expectations of a situation.
Ah! It's funny because the little girl fox acted like a savage and ate a caterpillar while Nick gets all scared! You think it's going to be a scene about appreciating nature but WHAT A TWIST.
It's trash. The kind of humor you'd expect out of the modern ghostbusters movie.
>>4168325
thanks
Mare.
>>4169470
Dude, it's a fucking side note. It's a 3 second joke that's not supposed to be anything more than a 3 second joke.
>>4169341
>If they gare medrls for honky-tonk fuckin' wavs
>Hell I'd put mine in my Jo ckest of drawers
>>4169530
Trash is Trash is Trash
>>4169470
It is literally kids being kids. You are being triggered by effectively nothing.
>>4169547
>Triggered
Get that shit out of here. I'm saying it's shit because it's shit.
>>4169519
Imagine hugging that tube of packed muscle and taunt hide.
>>4169568
You are flipping out at literally nothing. You are triggered. It's a small side-comic that someone thought was cute and you are going apeshit.
I miss Calvin
>>4169568
>It's shit because I don't like it
Classic 4chan logic
>>4169600
>Tried to jack off to milfs
>Wound up thinking of Nick and Finnick passionately fucking
Aw shit
>>4169593
I can't believe he's fucking dead.
>>4168517
The more I think of it, the more I want to see Clawhauser and Gideon together.
>>4169649
Nick and Finnick passionately fucking milfs while high fouring each other.
>>4169693
>Nick and Finnick passionately fucking each others mothers while high fouring each other.
>>4168450
>>4169519
>>4169668
Clawhauser is a piece of shit who can't appreciate delicious pastries. He eats garbage donuts that he finds in his fat folds.
Travis is the only man for Gideon.
>>4169749
>>4169693
Well with Finnick wouldn't it have to be a low four
>>4169519
F A T
N
E
C
K
>>4169613
I legitimately want NW to draw a romantic/dialog-heavy porn comic in the style of The Late Stake.
They give the characters such great faces/dialog/chemistry I would love to see them take on something lewd.
But I know that'll never happen.
We need more Stu and Bonnie.
>>4169792
wow rude
>>4169846
You mean Bonnie and Nick?
>>4169878
You mean more Nick and Fennick?
>>4169846
All I got, sorry.
>>4169786
>risking snek aids
>>4169893
You mean more Fennick and Clawhauser?
>>4169902
>Not even the one with Bonnie watching
Have a fresh foxe from your pal mister trackpad! How has everyone been doing by the way?
>>4169726
>Nick and Finnick passionately fucking their own mothers while high fouring each other
>>4169929
Don't have that one, I just saved this one cause I loved Gid's cock, it looks so cute..
Let's have some medieval Zootopia
While the Romawn Empire collapsed in the west, the Empire in the east endured through the entire middle ages, and indeed was a bulwark against the Muslim middle east and a bastion of Christian beliefs at the edge of the “civilized” world.
The center of this continued Romawn empire was Constoatanople, and was considered by many to be a jewel, and a grand city in its own right. And while the emperors of that fabled city were never able to fully retake the west, the light of the Empire was sheltered by the east. Though, it would never rise to the heights that the Empire once had managed.
As a offshoot of the Romaw, the Constoatanople empire was a integrated culture, with many species living together, including predator and prey. This was the strength of the old Empire, but without the wealth that had preceded it, racial disputes plagued the country from its birth to its end, along with religious schisms and debates.
>>4169937
>Relax judy, it's not a sex thing, this is just part of fox culture
>>4169902
Is there a complete version of that Gideon cucks Bonnie comic?
>>4169974
Rammania is the true heir to the Romawn empire!
>>4169974
>This was the strength of the old Empire, but without the wealth that had preceded it, racial disputes plagued the country from its birth to its end, along with religious schisms and debates.
But the Eastern Empire WAS the wealthy half. It's why it survived for an extra 1000 years.
>>4169930
How big is your trackpad? Even, like, an inch should be getting smoother lines than that.
also good
>>4169902
>>4170031
A poor choice of words on my part. Perhaps it would have been better to substitute wealth with might
>>4170084
It had the might, too. It didn't lose that might until Manzikert when the Roman favorite pastime of civil war finally bit it in the ass. And it wasn't for good until the end of the Kommenos Dynasty and the 4th Crusade.
>>4170156
Surprise fic for /trash/
Canidae unknowingly facilitates some good old fashioned WildeHopps ass pounding.
http://pastebin.com/AcNZB5PR
Also features Nick in drag. Sorry; Nichole in regular clothes.
>>4170031
Truth. Even if it deteriorated badly in it's last 2-3 centuries as the Turks began to push into Anatolia, the Byzantines endured quite a lot before being reduced to a besieged Constantinople.
That does leave me wondering of the Zootopian analogue for the Turks, next. The Seljuk Empire that wore the East Romans down, the bickering Turkish Beyliks after it's collapse, and finally the Ottoman Beylik that stood out to absorb the rest, and slowly strangle the remnants of Byzantine.
>>4169519
Mare.
>>4170195
I dig it.