Welcome to /trash/.
How degenerate are you?
very
>>4165330
Yeah, so?
>>4165085
i want to fuck a woman
i hope u mean 2D women and not thos disgusting 3D girls
>>4165402
>>4165580
with a 4 foot horse dick
I ate a bowl of my own shit this morning...
...without any CORN!!
I am a crossover of the typical slavshit drinking and smoking bum with a semi-pedo furfag.
I would fap at school.
In class.
Two or three times a week.
For the entirety of 7th grade.
Either the teachers didn't notice, or they were too pussy to confront me about it.
>but how did you do it
Would stretch my shirt over my knees, pull my arms into my shirt and rub my dick. Back when I was that age, I masturbated by just rubbing my dick with two fingers, so I didn't have to really move my arm, just my wrist.
>ywn get tied up for public use in the middle of a bar for roughnecks
>>4167154
I did the same, mostly in Maths.
Would sit alone on the left side of the classroom (we had double-wide desks), put my backpack to the right and casually fap with my left hand while writing.
>>4165085
I once masturbated on a camping trip, in the middle of a rainstorm, in a tent with my three brothers and my father, by rubbing a metal entrenching tool up against my cock
...without any milk
>>4167625
>12-13 year olds
>cumming more than a couple drops
uh
no
I cheated on my girlfriend with her brother
i came inside a guy wearing a wet diaper once
>>4165085
How degenerate am i? HOW DEGENERATE AM I!?!?!
>>4167724
Uh, yes. The first time I came was when I was 11 and I managed to make a little puddle of jizz.
I lurk /tlhg/ and I have a girlfriend
I love to hold hands and want to make love with someone of the opposite gender for the sake of procreation
I want to be emasculated and shit on by a third wave feminist.
>>4170676
I think that you're the sickest on here.
>>4170676
jesus fuck
>>4170676
Well done. You killed the thread you disgusting fuck
I talk to my penis so much that I've even developed a personality for him and we have detailed conversations and discuss our tastes. He's into fatshit but I'm not, so we decided to compromise. I look up fat porn for him, but in return he has to get hard to lolis for me. We also use different thinking spaces, so sometime he might get hard while I'm doing something completely different because he's imagining something. Likewise I could be looking at porn while he's preoccupied with something else so he won't get hard unless I ask him to. He's not allowed to cum without letting me know first though.
Still, sometimes he does late at night while I'm sleeping.
I'm only attracted to skeletons with no flesh
>inb4 do they give you a BONEr?
>>4169894
Literally impossible, unless you hit puberty at age 7 or something
>>4174061
Americans put a lot of hormones in their cows.
>>4165085
How degenerate am I? I jacked off several times to a story from 4chan where the chick went several days with rotting meat and maggots inside of her vagina to fulfill her disgusting fetish because I had the same one
>>4178309
Oh... right this way.
My last fap session was to a combination of two underclad Pokémon Youngsters and Hamtaro's exposed owner.
>>4178309
I remember that story. I was deeply aroused, especially at the pissing/shitting the bed part, but I'm into other necro stuff, namely skellygirls
>tfw /trash/ turned out to be a superior version of /b/
Sorry to sound meta but this board is actually pretty sweet. It's /b/ without the underage.
>>4179048
/trash/ used to be a lot better
>>4179061
/trash/ has always been exactly like this since the start. The constant furry porn, the twelve hunger games threads, the ponies
The only new thing is the Loud House threads.
I eat cereal at six in the morning...
...With orange juice instead of milk.
>>4179121
It used to be comfy
I'm so degenerate, I'm barely a person anymore. I shlick to the thought of fucking adult babies and/or lactating snake milf goddesses. I have tattoos on my face and pull my nose ring when I cum like a fat bull. I am fucking free.
>>4165085
I'm a clopper
>>4179607
yeah so?
>>4174061
I grew my first pubes at age 8.
>>4179228
Why does everyone say this for every board? What is comfy to you?
>>4179202
O-oh, fuck. Walk this fucking way you degenerate piece of shit...
>>4179228
It is exactly as comfy as it was before. You just got bored of it.
>>4170690
... with the lights off
I wanna marry my waifu and start a family with her!
>>4180539
I think you belong over here
I can't get aroused by furry porn unless they're obese and farting up a storm
>>4179254
lol nice
I've fapped so much to Pokemon that I can't even fap to normal porn anymore
I fap to literally everything when I'm bored, but my #1 fetish is diapers, which I force my gf to participate in
I live with my parents and fap with the door open when they're home
>>4167724
You would know, Anon. :^)
>>4167724
Lol check your balls m8, when I was 13 I'd be coming around 5~8ml
My deepest, most depraved fantasy involves a harem of completely brainwashed ridiculously obese and completely immobile men with breasts vomiting, shitting, pissing, sweating profusely, about to die from the diabetes infesting their bloodstream and constant damage to their heart simply because of their chronic body size. I get off to the idea that these men will one day reach their final, penultimate climax deep within their sweaty folds one last time as their body begins to shut down on them, their vision fading as nothingness envelops their mind.
And the worst part? I can barely find any porn to represent it.
How degenerate am i?! I started touching my pussy at 6, started trolling for porn at 8. At 7-10 Me and some of the neighborhood girls would sneak into abandoned buildings and rub our naked body's together untill we came. Now i can't get off unless it is really intense real rape videos, snuff films or gore. Or i fantasize about getting kidnapped and kept as a Nazis sex slave.
>>4188103
So basically, you're a completely normal woman
Go back to tumblr
>>4188229
>>4188103
Tits or GTFO
I'm bumping this thread...without any content
