HG thread
Stop healing each other. Stop not taking bounties. Do something.
>>4159560
Well the proof of her being scared to death is that she is dead now
God rest her soul
>>4159556
Aw man, he took all my burgers...
>>4159532 (Kaito)
I know, but I'm afraid that they will get into a fight, y'know? I don't know, man. Maybe I'm getting worked up over nothing.
>>4159545 (Scissorman)
I overthrew the Kingdom of Hawaii and annexed it illegally...
>>4159583
>dangles fried chicken in front of your face
>>4159556
Adventure here I come!
>>4159533 (Yukine)
You're going to bust your hand and dent my metal doing that...
>>4159537
H-hey... I don't deserve to be cursed..
>>4159559 (Ogling pervert!)
You should only be able to see me like that if I let you and I am definitely not letting you ever! So stop...
>>4159551
You just got here... how could you fall in love already?
>>4159545 (Sinman)
There's a chance I have some minor problems with drinking...Not sure about that yet.
>>4159594
As long as you stop I don't care
>>4159556
He was promising.
>>4159534
It seemed like you just were a few moments ago. I don't have time for this. I'm tired goodnight you dominatrix.
>>4159543
I don't want to make you mad Ram, you're not a bad person. See you tomorrow.
>>4159548
Makina's kind of a loose canon, she's one of the few people I can't get a complete read on. Ah well, I've made my decision see you tomorrow shorty.
>>4159560
Sorry, I'm just a little finicky about relationship misunderstandings. They've lead to bad things in the past. But....goodnight dum dum. I'm looking forward to our date, how about we have it tomorrow?
Goodnight everyone.
>>4159590
You have made me an offer I cannot refuse
>>4159611
I will see you then Naoe-Kun
>>4159545
None, "god" told me to do as I please, so I fight to find the strong ones who won't leave me bored.
>>4159595
We have a history we've spoken a lot before.
>>4159608
I've located the target!
>>4159588
I'm not, if they get that far I'll break it up, plus.. I can imagine a fight like that would take forever...
>>4159607
Will you call me big brother if I do?
>>4159608
.... The only obvious answer was that they were threatened by me, like Frankenstein!
>>4159611
Goodnight normal looking guy.
>>4159619
Like when?
>>4159623
No
>>4159611
Okay. Farewell.
>>4159625
Months ago you could even ask her.
>>4159594
The "queen" hasn't told me to stop so maybe I will just keep doing as I please hun! I did say I could hack into that pretty little head of yours didn't I ?
>>4159588
How much suffering did you cause?
>>4159559
My mechanized soulless child... That is brilliant!
Your request of Absolution shall be granted.
>>4159570
Why my little one... Sins are a building block stitched to the soul.
>>4159601
An obsessive crave for alcoholic beverages is not a sin.. I speak of murder, and suffering you have caused to others.
>>4159617
Oh... Is that so. My an interesting soul we have here.. please speak more
>>4159617
Bored, eh?
>His shirt explodes, as he flexes.
>whoops
>>4159503
Hey, "dude".
Fairly politely. In fact I found him.. very much more reasonable.
>>4159505
Other than my own mind treating me unkindly as usual, I'm okay. If nothing else, I'm learning how to manage things.
>>4159513
...Garry.
Thank you.
I hope things are going well.
>>4159521
...Hi, formless one.
>>4159538
?
I don't know you.
>>4159547
I'd have figured you'd come up with a better response. Life often finds ways to disappoint me.
>>4159623
Unless Rammy gets her big-ass swords and destroys Moscow, it will theoretically go on forever. Especially if Russia doesn't go to shit before then. But, if you say so... Just make sure that Russia doesn't kill Rammy, okay?
>>4159636
The native Hawaiians are pissed off about it, to say the least. Something about independence...?
>>4159636
That means I'm living my life perfectly if I don't go around murdering others?
Wonderful...
>>4159644
I just really wanted to know...Because if all of us stated our arrival just like that, it'd be rather troublesome. Don't you think?
That's why I expected you to say something important...
>Burps
I'm the one who's supposed to be the disappointed one here...
>>4159644
Fairly politely? Good! I hoped that he wouldn't kill anyone while he was here.
...But, ah, what do you mean "much more reasonable", dude?
>>4159644
The name "Baki" does it ring a bell at all?
>>4159644
Things are well, I spoke with Ramlethal today earlier, she reached out to me. I needed to make sure to see you today since I've been sleeping early. I'm sorry it took a while.
>>4159629
Then I won't!
>>4159634
The queen..? Who is that? A-and don't you dare! You haven't even read the user agreement!
>>4159647
I know I know, I said I'd break it up if it happened right? Though I believe Rammy would kill me if I got in her way...
These delays will kill me one day.
>>4159608
>>4159608
Another ambush ends the same way. Do you even plan them?
>>4159636
I'd prefer to fight!
>>4159638
hmmf, do you think a little large muscles for a human will impress me?
>>4159676
Better than Russia dying, amirite? But seriously, I think that Rammy and Russia won't kill each other as long as you say that both are scary, dude.
>>4159676
>The robot presses a finger against his visor
I can already see past silly things like user agreements. And who else could the "queen" be other than Rei?
>>4159647
You have not answered my question.. How much suffering did you cause?
Speak only truth.. then Absolution shall come to you.
>>4159658
Indeed. You live a perfect life in your own image... so peaceful...
How boring such a life must be.
>>4159687
Oh.. I have a special task for you than. If you are willing to join me.
>>4159583
Well I haven't spoken to her in a long friggin' time so I ain' sure how she's feelin' 'n all that stuff.
>>4159611
Sure thing Onii-chan! Goodnight 'n good luck with th' preparations 'n all of that. I'm just hopin' neither of us will end up gettin' harmed!
>>4159686
I already knew all of th' essentials to be doin' this stuff! This is kinda just wastin' my time...
>>4159644
That is good to hear. Recently, I came across another... I think I could call her a friend.
>>4159636
If you do not believe it is a sin, then it is nothing. Ultimately making it a meaningless action.
>>4159631
I doubt it
>>4159676
>grabs a baseball bat
Don't pet me and I'm not calling you big brother or I will dent you!
>>4159687
These "large muscles" guaranteed the namesake "the strongest creature alive".
>>4159699
The most that happened is that they were very angry. Truth be told, I committed a lot of sins during wartime, if you want to know about them...
>>4159686
The feast. Most of them have been disappointing recently and it is the same for this.
>>4159636
>>4159699
Granted eh? What comes with it?
>>4159704
Doubt me all you want but I've got plenty of memories of us together, her making me shoot myself, loosing my hand...such a great time!
>>4159686
Oh well, maybe next time.
>>4159699
Avoiding trouble is not boring...it's just the smart thing to do. Why go around causing ruckus or partaking in it, when it's just troublesome?
bye guys , my eyes hurts
>>4159699
No. I only join those who can defeat me, I will only do your task if it could be fun.
>>4159710
>He begins to laugh
ONLY ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHA
>>4159552
Maybe I'm just one of a kind little boy! Ever thought of that? I might just be a terrible and ugly monstrosity underneath this facade ufufu~!
>>4159686
Try harder next time, I'll be laughing to admire the struggle of you pitiful beings!
>>4159754
>rubs butt
is ok
>>4159658
You seriously thought up all that just because of my greeting?
I don't care if you don't find it important or not.
>>4159663
I found I agreed with him on matters more often than you.
>>4159667
>shrug
Not in particular.
Now it will. Maybe.
>>4159672
Glad to hear she's been reaching out. She's even worse at it than I am.
>>4159702
Really, now?
Who's this?
>>4159759
I'm two steps away from turning you into fairy dust Nico Nico-chan~!
>>4159689
But Russia is more comical than scary..
>>4159692
Hmph.. I'm going to have to start wearing lead jackets... And who? I don't remember a Rei I think..
>>4159704
Why are you so mean to me Yukine? Weapons really?
>>4159718
There should be something interesting in the evening.
>>4159754
It doesn't work that way! All phantoms are ugly! And you don't have nearly enough eyeballs to be one.
>>4159773
I'm mean because you keep messing with me!
>>4159763
I'm trying to reach out to her myself so she feels more open? since she's had the same issues as you but you are my priority.
>>4159763
She calls herself Sylvie. She has grown rather attached to me.
>>4159763
What a harsh little girl...She expects others to not to disappoint her, yet she can't do what she preeches...
>>4159740
>Earthquake occurs.
>Punches the earth, preventing tectonic activity.
Yes. . . It's time to feast.
>>4159773
I will just have to use stronger material.. And oh, you will know her when you see her. She is rather.... Eccentric! But you just can't help but love her.
>>4159778
The wait to post some slides along with how inactive everyone is being makes me want to kill someone.
>>4159763
Well, obviously. He's Russia, one of the most mature countries out of all of us. I can see why both of you would agree on certain things. So, would you call him less annoying than I am?
>>4159773
I know, I know... Just humour him for a bit, alright?
>>4159702
Oh my... Such words spoken from a lost soul. I wonder what actions you have committed had tainted your eyes and spirit?
>>4159719
You are now free of your sins of course. Now plunder and pillage to your heart's desire. Cause as much suffering possible then return to me to be forgiven.
>>4159715
That would be most delightful.. speak your hidden horror stories immortalized within your feeble mind.
>>4159740
My my.. I sense a powerful warriors soul.. it sings to me.
Do you have a name?
You have caught my interest.
>>4159732
Where is the enjoyment?
Playing smart, avoiding judgement..-Bah!
It the risk that make these troubles much more delicious!
>>4159739
Farewell my child.
>>4159796
>suddenly changes into what looks like a massive bull
>the earth and wind quakes
SO YOU CAN MAKE THINGS SHAKE
MAYBE FOR YOU I WILL HAVE TO BEGIN WITH THIS FORM
LET US FIGHT IN THE NEXT ARENA
>>4159819
Nosferatu Zodd. Since you don't look to weak I'll ask you yours.
>>4159819
I bombed two cities to end a war, justifying it by saying they did it to us first. Is that sinful?
>>4159788
Isn't that just the beauty of deception? You wouldn't know what I am if it weren't for what you already know. I might just turn into a creepy, scary monster out of nowhere... Just to consume your spirit~!
>>4159807
Well duh, none of you will live forever and I'm just the one that will ensure that!
>>4159819
This is the only enjoyment and risk I need in my life!
>Kizakura pulls out a flask from his pocket and downs the drink
See...?
>>4159789
I thank you...
B-but you don't need to say so... your priorities should be on yourself.
>>4159790
It sounds fairly nice. Anything to have extra friends around I suppose.
>>4159793
Hmph. Good, I don't mind being harsh at all. It's what has kept me alive.
>>4159808
Other than all the vodka he drank.
I wasn't going to be that blunt, but if you say it like that then yes.
>>4159763
Wait a sec, w-weren't you the girl who brainwashed me weeks ago? I promised I'd remember you name. . . . . . . . .nah it's gone.
>>4159807
One dead. It is looking great.
>>4159841
But phantoms can't fake eyes like that. Your voice sounds normal. And you aren't talking weirdly about how I smell.
>>4159849
Oh.
Right, you.
>shrugs
Well, that happened once and then we both forgot about it anyway. What, are you still angry?
>>4159854
REEEE
>>4159788
But I'm not, I'm only talking to my little bro.
>>4159803
I guess I'll meet her eventually... But you can't like read my mind right? That would just be silly..
>>4159808
That would be lying to him though... But fine..
>>4159854
Use the dark theme you fucking savage
>>4159847
I know but I don't want you to be discouraged so I feel I should, more to let you believe and don't dwell right?
>>4159819
Tainted. You believe you know everything but it is actually the opposite. I am fine with the growth I am doing.
>>4159847
It is. However she got harassed for only wanting to talk with me. I will have to get her to be more open.
>>4159847
Eh, it's not like you're the first person to say I'm annoying. If anything, I'm surprised you WEREN'T going to say I was annoying that bluntly! If you had the chance, would you like to meet him again?
>>4159866
Let's be honest, opinions differ from person to person, yeah? So not only are you telling a half truth, you're pleasing both at the same time!
Well, kinda pleasing both?
>>4159855
Don't worry mister pain, this will be the end of the pain and I'll be there to catch your spirit when you fall.
>>4159858
I can smell you from a distinct 20 miles. Everyone can Yukine-kun, it's just that I'm not faking any voices or appearances. I like the way I look and it makes up for a great feat in deceiving others, including you ufufu!
>>4159855
Four dead. Even better.
>>4159819
Is that how it works? Hun if I knew that I would have become religious a long time ago!
>>4159866
It's a bit trickier given your mechanics. But it is far from impossible~ Thanks for the idea hun.
>>4159863
No not at all, it sucks knowing a face, but not knowing their name.
>>4159866
I'm not your little bro!
>>4159890
Everyone can? Shut up...
and what's with that dumb giggle at the end?
>>4159854
wut
>>4159890
Can I introduced you to some candies?
>>4159891
Chivalry is dead.
>>4159836
Sulyvahn. Pontiff of Irithyll a city made to house gods...heheh.
*Gestures a duelist bow*
Nosferatu Zodd a pleasure to be of acquaintance
>>4159839
Oh... That is amazing!
Hahah!
Sacrificing the innocent to end wars..
That indeed is sinful.
>>4159844
That little flask is all you have.. all your desire and pleasures with that..?
You humans are utterly ridiculous.
>>4159880
I stated I am an all knowing soul. Just a humble sorcery and clergymen looking to find sacrific- I mean souls to free from sin.
>>4159892
But of course my child. Go cause as much mischief as possible. Don't forget to sacrifice souls to Aldrich.
>>4159836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfYLar2QGI
>He smiles, he maintains stability through the thick seismic/wind pressure.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR. TILL THE NEXT ARENA!!!!
>>4159927
Ridiculous? Maybe...but they say that you can only be...aghh...really happy if you can appreciate the little things in life.
Well...I just really appreciate this thing...
Clawdia: *lies on top of him*
Link: No, not like this, Clawdia
Pl-please don't rape me
C: *moves her hips forwards and backwards*
L: *His pants tighten despite his protests*
St-stop!
C: *she leans down and licks link's forehead*
*jumps back on his dick*
L: *Moans*
Clawdia…
C: *she hops more and more on his dick*
L: *He grunts and gives into the pleasure, thrusting his hips in time with hers*
C: *she finally claws Link's chest*
>>4159927
But the problem was that I sent down leaflets to warn them to leave, but they didn't! I don't know if I should apologise or not, and it's driving me crazy!
>>4159906
Urotsuki, by the way.
>>4159879
It's...nice to be reminded of it. If I could feel embarrassed....
Sheesh.
>>4159880
Harassed for talking to you?
...Huh. I don't see why.
>>4159889
Yeah. Against my wanting to, I've developed a bit of a conscience.
..Sure.
>>4159931
No amount of roids in the world can stop Zodd. You dead son.
>>4159919
With the fairy being one with nature and eight morons staying to close together, the match ends next slide.
>>4159943
Keep your cancer where it belongs and stop leaking it here. Thank you.
Ps. kys
>>4159891
Ugh... This is the last time I'm accompanying any of you fools in your little conquest, you're lucky I don't turn both of you into dust that'll add to the hourglass of eternity.
>>4159909
Hmm~? Are you getting a little freaked out Yukine-kun? You think nobody can smell you or that nobody can deceive you? There's a ton of people who can just deceive you and the others around here. I'm just doing my best at keeping it up, being innocent and all makes for a great deception~!
>>4159916
If the candy is your tombstone then yes. I'll gladly break it.
>>4159949
Haha, I call that a victory of it's own, can I be cheesy enough right? it's how I think honest though.
>>4159959
what even are these chats from?
>>4159959
>Frank is spooning you
>>4159548
It's okay, I do the same
>>4159967
some discord they made
>>4159949
>He nods.
>>4159949
I should add only talking to me and no one else. I hope she will get over that...
Any luck in locating your creators?
>>4159927
I am not looking to sacrifice myself. Nor do I have any sins to tell you.
>>4159960
You didn't even tell me to die that time, it's actually working...will you accompany the funeral?
>>4159889
I already agreed to it, you don't need to try and lessen my burden with it.
>>4159892
Please don't, looking into my body is one thing but my mind is a completely different kind of intimacy!
>>4159909
Yes you are!
>>4159980
Ohhh, was considering joining. Guess not anymore.
>>4159953
I may never understand it but I think love managed to win.
>>4159943
I will shank you, Wiggins! I don't need another ice cream-esque meme!
>>4159941
What were to happen if this flask is to be destroyed?
>>4159945
Who cares you murdered the innocent!
Their cry of sorrow were music to thine ears?!
>>4159984
Hehe.. you lost soul shall drown in the coming age of the deep. Forever having thine flesh gnawed upon.
>>4159980
>That's very off putting. Not join that now
>>4159994
>that AFK buff
If I win the next game I'll ERP.
>>4159949
Good, 'cause you can expect him here WAY more often than I'll be here. Anyway, how've you been doing while I was gone, dude?
>>4159953
At least I was third...
>>4159989
Good! So, how're you been doing, dude?
>>4159994
Congrats to Cirno, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>4159994
>>4159971
Imma say this was a good swap
>>4159927
Heh, a communicator of "god", and what is it that your god has taught you?
>>4159931
I CAN'T WAIT. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN SOMEONE INTERESTING
>>4160003
I like how I also was responsible for you doing that
>>4159994
>>4160007
Congratulations once again.
>>4159927
Yeah.. Sure... If I find any they will be sure to get it.
>>4159989
It's kind of my job to tap into machines and find out what makes them tick hun, before ruining everything in it of course! Though maybe I won't do it this time as a favor~
>>4160007
It's only a 24 snowball.
>>4160005
No, because I was in a plane while I dropped the nuke. If anything, the images of a desolate Hiroshima will be ingrained into my brain for a lomg time...
>>4160023
Hey, hey! Good one ice... thing.
>>4160005
That'd mean that I wouldn't eat fancy food for a few weeks...these things are not so cheap, but my paychecks can take it.
>>4160023
Thank you for the thing.
>>4159960
N-no I'm not freaked out! And I never said no one can smell or deceive me! What are you even talking about!?
>>4159989
This baseball bat says I'm not...
>>4160023
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>4160033
D-Donic?
>>4160023
Congrats, fairy, and thanks.
Oh, and hey people.
>>4160023
The results
>>4159981
...that's it? Hm.
>she nods back
>>4159962
Ugh...
You'll never top being cheesy, so I don't know why I'd bother.
After all, that's you being honest. And I'd prefer not being lied to. That's happened enough times.
>>4159984
Weird. And...
Maybe. I think I've narrowed it down to a few nearby areas where they fled to.
>>4160010
Alright then.
I've been... decent. Better than I was a few days ago. I'm more content than I was in any case.
>>4160042
In the flesh!
>>4160053
Congrats.
>>4160048
Rika!
>ahem
I mean...Hello.
>>4160048
>she hops around the Rika
Heya!
>>4159985
If its your funeral then maybe. I'll gladly destroy the grave.
>>4160039
Nothing really, but I got a deal for you as I have to go and deal with some other pests right now. It goes like this: If you take care of that annoying zombieboy for me I'll greatly reward you~!
Alright Yukine-kun? I won't deceive you, but smelling you is going to be tough when I reward you for getting rid of him... Ugh..
>>4160053
Thanks for wasting some time, next time make sure I win or I'll also dispatch you. Buh-bye~!
>>4160048
Yo, dude! How's Russia been treating ya while I was gone?
>>4160054
...Why? What happened, dude?
>>4160053
thanks for hosting! <3
>>4160054
You'll enjoy my cheesyness I'm sure..and that's what I mean I don't want anyone to harm you ever again.
>>4160010
All this murder plotting is getting to me. .
>>4160023
Congratulations Cirno!
Thank you very much for hosting Rammy, I'm sorry for killing those people.
>>4160029
As a favor to who? You're already degrading things... People say I'm pretty human, but that's not really true when people like you can just.... Hmph..
>>4160039
Baseball bats can't talk.
>>4160053
Seven lives... Ugh.
>>4159994
The little ice demon claimed victory.
*Applaudes*
Well done.
>>4160015
No, I personally do not have a god to worship. I simply allied myself with a devourer of gods to dethroned an old royal family.
>>4160029
Part take in the devouring of flesh with the rest of the aberrant beast of the deep.
>>4160031
That is brilliant!
*Clear his throat*
*Points his sword of judgment to the sinner*
I Sulyvahn here by free you of the sins that shackle you.. fly my child be free!
Take this prize. Make sure it is not the last one you receive.
>>4160065
Whoa, what's with the enthusiasm?
>She flashes a grin
>>4160067
>Shifts uncomfortably
>>4160072
Prreetty much didn't talk with him.
>>4160071
You're so kind...then it's a date. how will it work?
>>4160053
Thanks for hosting
>>4160048
Hey.
>>4160061
Can I rest here a little..?
>Kizakura falls on top of the remains of HG
Man, this feels like home...
>Kizakura passes out like the drunkard he is
>>4160053
Thanks for hosting
>>4160102
>silently watches
>>4160071
S-sure! Yes I will try!
>>4160081
Mine can when I swing it...
>>4160089
Whatcha doin?
>still hopping about the spot, showing no end
>>4160081
You can pretend to be human all you want hun, we both know you are mechanical. Though you of all people should know you are a well built one. So take pride in it.
>>4160086
I think I will skip on that part... But thanks for the whole sin thing!
>>4160081
Well, plotting a murder does that to ya, dude. Why, what happened?
>>4160086
Thanks, dude!
...So what happens now? Do I pay you?
>>4160089
Yeah, that's Russia for ya. Doesn't like talking to anyone that doesn't talk to him... So, how've ya been, dude?
Hey, hey, sirs! I heard this place needed a blacksmith, so I came right away! Nyooom!
>>4160054
That is excellent to hear. It will be fun when we accomplish this...
If that is what you wish.
>>4160048
Your resting patterns never ceases to surprise me.
>>4160005
If that is to happen, it will not for some time.
>>4160034
>>4160010
>>4160041
>>4160048
>>4160071
>>4160081
>>4160078
>>4160096
>>4160107
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>4160034
Bah... These little petty items lack soul to be of high importants.
>>4160061
A lovely sacrificial alter this useless artifacts shall be.
>>4160086
Huh... it might be possible that we are allied with the same being, who is simply taking another form to "fulfill your wish"
>>4160117
Alfie!
Did Russia pass along the message?l
>>4160017
Stop turning me into a meme, dammit!
>>4160015
DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME!
>>4160118
Hm? It did? What's your name, squirt?
>>4160072
It's just a mood swing I guess. They change that quickly you know.
>>4160089
What... enthusiasm?
You just surprised me.
>>4160079
... I know better than to let someone hurt me like that again.
Especially considering it's happened even here.
>>4160118
...Blacksmith? That's a new one.
>>4160121
To be honest... most of the places I suspect are a bit of a travel away, so of course I'd like some company on the way.
Luckily for us, they usually work separate jobs. Finding them alone shouldn't be too hard.
>>4160132
Meme? :v)
>>4160132
To be a master memer, one must become the meme, padawan.
Alright, first 24
>>4160143
Lumberjacken
>>4160118
Uh... yeah. We totally asked for one. I mean... am I right guys?
>>4160118
A blacksmith?
>>4160143
Clawdia
>>4160143
Nanashi
>>4160112
...Just having got up.
>>4160121
I wasn't in the mood for anything other than sleep earlier.
>>4160118
Not all of us're guys here, you know.
>>4160137
You did sorta shout...and you never shout unless you're pissed. Typically.
>>4160143
Rika
>>4160117
Commit as many sins to your hearts desire, sacrifice souls to Aldrich and devour flesh with the monstrosities of the deep.
Then come to me for forgiveness.
>>4160114
Bah!
Fine just bring me sacrifices and continue to sin.
>>4160143
Mary
>>4160133
ONLY IF YOU DON'T DIE TO QUICKLY
>>4160143
Nosferatu Zodd
>>4160138
>that dildo sword
Kek, it gets me everytime.
>>4160140
I d-don't wanna be a meme anymore.
>>4160143
Link
>>4160143
Donic
>>4160143
Yohane-sama
>>4160143
Josuke Higashikata
>>4160143
Hanma Yujiro
>>4160130
Which message was it again? He told me a lot of things and I couldn't keep track of all of them...
>>4160137
Ah, a mood swing. Did anything else happen, dude?
>>4160143
The Big Eight
>>4160143
Urotsuki
>>4160143
Little Miss Forge
>>4160137
Has it..? who was it that done that you've never mention this before I think, unless you don't want to speak about it of course.
>>4160143
Garry
>>4160143
Pontiff Sulyvahn
>>4160143
Reigen Arataka
>>4160175
>grabs ass
>>4160143
BLiNX
>>4160118
We do not- actually I will need some help.
>>4160137
I do not mind walking. Exploring would be nice I suppose. Especially with the conclusion that will happen.
>>4160143
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4160143
Najimi Ajimu
>>4160143
Eggman-kun
>>4160143
Sexy Ayumu The Foreboding
>>4160165
Tough toenails, cause neither do I.
>>4160171
The, uh, the one from me of course.
>>4160143
Vic Viper
>>4160111
Ah, that's not very nice Yukine, you're acting like I treat you terribly.
>>4160114
That compliment doesn't really help, besides I was only saying I hate it when people say I am... It's like saying blue is red..
>>4160117
..? I just told you? I don't like the thought of ending a life early, death is a natural part of life, that's why when it's early it's unnatural.
>>4160143
Vladimir Makarov
>>4160143
Baki
>>4160143
Anonydeath
>>4160157
Oh you did? Did you have nightmares?
>she stops hopping and sits on the floor, eager for an answer
>>4160143
Sachiko Shinozaki
>>4160143
King Kaito
>>4160184
I want to screw you so hard.
>>4160136
Well sir, everybody just calls me Little Miss Forge! You can call me whatever you want, though, sir!
I heard that there were no good blacksmiths here, so I wanted to check it out for myself! Boohoo!
>>4160137
Really? Not a lotta blacksmiths around here, huh? Well, sir, I'm pretty good, so don't worry! I'll fashion up the best armor ever!
>>4160153
You did? That's great news, sir! I'll definitely be around to repair any armor you want! Wopwow!
>>4160155
Yep, yep! A blacksmith, that's what I am, sir! I'm all ready to build all of you the best stuff ever! Kyooh!
>>4160157
Blumbum! I know that, like you're totally a girl, sir! That'd be pretty crazy-cooky if all of you were boys!
>>4160181
>Swats hand
H-Hey, Anon! Where're you touching? Quit that! It was an accident, right?
>>4160183
Help?
>She salutes.
I'm here to help however I can, sir! Krookoo!
>>4160160
...If ya say so, dude. I wasn't planning on doing any, but I guess I can sin a bit now...
>>4160189
Shit, which one was that again? Like I said before, he said so many things I couldn't keep up with him. I guess I should listen more often, huh?
>>4160193
I know. But judging by how Russia described him to me, he doesn't sound that young, dude.
>>4160193
It was a compliment? It was only a statement hun.
>>4160143
Yukine
>>4160193
You harass me at all times
>>4160143
Shorty Satonaka
>>4160199
...I don't wanna talk about it.
>>4160212
Then why call us "sirs"?
>>4160213
It...I think it was just me saying hi. You know he was worried I might cheat on you as well, but I set the record straight.
>>4160143
Maria and Harusame
>>4160143
Sawada
>>4160212
That's cool... if I wore any of that heavy stuff. But hey, at least that knight guy is going to get his armor repaired once he comes back here.
>>4160183
The area around where I live is mostly rural. Few farms and some small towns, but other than that it's a forest countryside. It's really tranquil....
>>4160157
Tch...
It's... good to see you. That's why, okay? If it wasn't obvious...
>>4160212
More engineers than anything.
...Sir?
>she revs her chainsaw
I'm not a sir. Don't make that mistake again, got it?
>>4160176
...All I'll say is, it makes me doubt when people say they'll always be there for me.
>>4160171
Wandered the countryside some more. Listened to cicadas chirp and nearly fell asleep in the forst.
>>4160212
>Blinks.
Hello?
>>4160210
Yahoo Kumagawa-kun! No need to be hiding and put your little sexual deviants out there.
I know it's you so please come out and show everyone the precious detriment to every story a.k.a you!
>>4160219
I still haven't said hi to you since you've been back
so hey
>Yukine
>>4160242
Was it THAT hard to admit?
>>4160250
Flights aren't grounded anymore, huh? Stay safe
>>4160254
I didn't mean to be that excited. Not that it's a bad thing you're here.
>>4160121
An age is process that cannot happen within a short amount of time.
But it shall begin slowly.
>>4160129
Really...?
Interesting.. what is the name of your devourer that you allied yourself with?
>>4160213
The existence of you miserable humans is a sin itself. Might as well commit sins to blanket the first original sin.
>>4160227
Dunno, habit I guess, sir. Plus, I think it's just respectful and all, right? If I wanna work for people and be the best blacksmith I can be, I gotta be respectful to my employers and customers! Papa always told me, treating people nice is the right way to do it, huho!
>>4160239
Oh, I don't just make heavy stuff, sir! I can also make super light armor out of hide, or whatever else you might need, kaka! Maybe you need a new weapon, or, or new super shoes!
>>4160242
Everybody's a sir! That's just respectful! You really don't like when I call you that..? Well, muaha, I suppose I can stop.. What should I call you instead? Miss?
Alright, I'll call you miss then, sir! Oops..
>>4160243
Hey there, sir! D'you need anything repaired? Maybe want me to make you some armor?
>>4160242
I see...I haven't betrayed that ever have I? I've always came back..but let's stay from that now shall we?
>>4160250
>Stay safe out there hon. I appreciate ya as a friend.
Make Swaps, I'm not going to bump because I'm already on the verge of passing out
>>4160212
Well, I see many people who have swords and stuff, dude. Maybe their weapons need repairing? Apart from that, I can't think of anything else that is broken, dude.
>>4160232
Oh yeah! That one! Shit, I remember now! Yes, he told me, dude. Was he that worried about me?
>>4160242
It sounds like your day was pretty peaceful, dude. If only I could say the same... Anyway, how did it go with you and Russia? I asked you before, but I'm a bit curious on what you guys talked about...
>>4160262
But I'm not a human, though.
>>4160212
I do not have it but I have broken my axe into some male's head. The weapon now looks unsightly. If I were to get it, could you restore it to it's original form?
>>4160242
Hmm. I never dealt with that.
>>4160250
...Stay safe.
Farewell.
>>4160262
I will just have to resist it.
>>4160253
Sup bruh
>>4160276
I don't need any of that stuff to be the best! All I need is me, nothing more.
>>4160294
Let's get it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHg0tAlRUzQ
>>4160262
Femto or the white hawk Griffith. He can take many forms as a god hand.
He has the power to control lesser apostles
He is one of two to ever defeat me in my full form
Can you tell me more about what this devourer?
>>4160294
Haha!
Let my blades dance with grace, covered in blood!
>>4160213
He seems middle aged, but definitely not old.
>>4160214
Say it to my creators then, but I don't think there's much of a difference between the two, you said a positive thing.
>>4160215
I'm not really harassing you, is it really that bad to have me try and talk to you a lot?
>>4160297
He was! I thought it was cute. He clearly thinks more fondly of you than he lets on.
>>4160302
How's it been in the /a/ nisekoi threads?
>>4160250
Stay safe
Message me after you land
>>4160276
No th-- Sure! I could always sport a new outfit, you have anything light?
>>4160294
I got a date with destiny! Clock will beat me to my grave!...or something.
>>4160297
Krrriihi! I'm sure I'll find somebody that needs my help around here, after all, there are tons of people! How about you, sir? Anything you need a blacksmith for?
>>4160298
Definitely! Super easy stuff, if it's just an axe! I'm learning from, like, the bestest blacksmith ever. Consider that axe already fixed, sir! Choo!
>>4160307
Aw man, but.. What if I made, like.. Congalala-fart-powered rocket boots?! That'd be cool, right, sir? Fruhu!
>>4160322
Absolutely fucking great for Chitogefags
>>4160294
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>4160276
That's Urotsuki to you.
Where did you hear the call for a blacksmith here from?
>>4160278
No, you haven't yet.
It's the one who called me sister. The squirrel girl.
>>4160297
We talked a little about you, then about his country and he shared his vodka with me. He chugged that entire thing... I've never even had vodka.
It wasn't that long of a conversation, I wasn't here long.
>>4160298
...a peaceful landscape isn't something you deal with so much as you enjoy it, Rammy.
>>4160294
Greato! lets get going.
>>4160332
Rocket shoes... heck! That doesn't sound half bad actually. I might need them for a challenge or something.
>>4160337
I-I see....I will not within my power ever leave you, we live together right?
>He reaches out for a hug.
>>4160261
Well, gee, I like my company too. And yours' is alright, I guess.
>She snickers slightly
So, lemme guess, you popped up as soon as I left to wallow in my sorrows, huh?
>>4160276
I just prefer my name. Rika. Formalities aren't necessary.
>>4160294
Fine by me.
>>4160250
>Good luck man.
>>4160294
I'm paired up with the new one?
Ugh... I hope she knows what she's doing.
>>4160297
Oh... Is that so..?
Than what are you?
>>4160298
Good.. that will extend to time of your flesh being gnawed.
>>4160308
The god eater I allied myself with, is known as Aldrich. A simple right and proper cleric who developed a habit of devouring flesh. That ultimately lead to him becoming known as Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
>>4160260
>>4160286
>>4160298
Let's see if I can survive a coup for 6 weeks
>>4160324
I'll buy some internet the moment I can
>>4160332
This is appreciated. Will I have to clean it before giving it to you.
>>4160337
Oh. Right. I am still trying to adjust.
Alright, since nobody swapped... BLOODBATH
>>4160350
Thank you as well
>>4160318
Yeah, middle aged! Not young, is he?
>>4160320
Well, obviously! He's a huge softy when he isn't threatening you with death!
>>4160337
It's amazing, right? He's so cool when he's not threatening you with death! So, how did the vodka taste?
>>4160354
The personification of the United States of America! I'm not human, but more like... A humanoid?
>>4160365
I just wish to survive for more than one day.
>>4160366
>I guess you couldn't cancel?
>>4160365
Skiing is boring and cold and dangerous.
>>4160365
>Books it out of there
>>4160337
Alright, sir! Nice to meet you, Urotsuki! I just heard the call, I guuess.. In my dreams! Huku!
>>4160347
Bubru! See, I told you! I knew you'd find a need for my things if you just looked hard enough! Lemme make something for you, sir!
>>4160350
That's fine, sir! Nice to meet you, Rika! Do you guys need a blacksmith here? It looks pretty blacksmith-less to me, hukkun!
>>4160362
Mmnope! I deal with monster hunters, sir. They always bring back stuff all bloody and covered with guts! No cleaning needed, I can do that! It's part of the job, sir! Gugu!
>>4160365
Waah! I'm so excited!
>>4160373
I could, but the coup is basically over and the erdoğan dicksucking season began, so ill be fine
Damn time magicians with their freezing.
>>4160378
Us engineers fare plenty well here, actually. Blacksmiths're a bit...medieval for a lot of peoples' needs here, for that matter.
CLEEEEEEEEEAR!
>Zippy zaps the whole fucking site
Cirno wanted to post this before he got on his flight
>Time for the ruse cruise to end
test
kiss me
Can everyone please die quickly so Peri can come and play with her stabbers again?
Dammit, my computer still isn't posting.