/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Lana is tired of your shit edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
http://mega.co.nz/#F!oJo1WTDD!0F-cZciB--sZPokNGbWuGw
>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0 [Embed]
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByxMOiAf78kIY3hQODBZcE10OFk/
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
fuck private discord
GIVE US THE LINK CALIBORN. YOU OWE US.
Stop being fucking retarded, damn.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
I want nothing more than a Luan to call my own.
![[COMMENCE DESTRUCTION].png](https://i.imgur.com/hjagzqQ.png "[COMMENCE DESTRUCTION].png")
DON'T WORRY.
NONE THREAD IS GOING TO SAVE YOU.
>5 more days until Toads and Tiaras
What are these threads going to be like?
>>4154268
Either 10x better or 10x worse.
>>4154225
Hey, refer to the OP okay?
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
hello
>>4154306
Hey, refer to my ass, okay?
>>4154316
you got the link?
>>4154226
No more hugs, anon.
A happy Lisa is a cute Lisa!
>tfw not allowed in discord
>tfw discord thinks you're a barbarian
not good feel btw
>>4154267
>When you live with 5 sisters who have gotten to "that" age bloodstains on the sofa are just a fact of life
>You just learn to live with it, sure it's gross to sit on them but at least it's warm
>>4154310
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Confirmed
>>4154226
Why does he owe us anything?
>>4154316
and say goodbye to your sins
it's time to confess my anons
>>4154354
dats nasty
You wake up and this is the first thing you see. What do you do?
>>4154376
I am Caliborn, and I was the Shrekposter all along.
Forgive me.
>>4154376
I want to blow my brains out, but I fear going to hell
>>4154267
Thank you Leni, you are my greatest ally
>>4154399
Is this seriously Caliborn, the guy who wrote the Carol rapes Lincoln fic? I've been trying to get a hold of you.
>>4154399
(You)
>>4154376
I am Caliborn and I was the Dravenposter all along
Forgive me.
>>4154376
When I was a SUfag, I wanted to write a series of fics about it because I was fed up about the lack of villains. They would've been rather darker than the show. In the first fic alone, we have gems bleeding, guys getting cut in half and getting their necks snapped. It was awful and it was going to be the first in what I planned to be a series of arcs for my fics
any vidya requests?
>>4154386
I praise KEK and my queen.
>>4154416
Well, he got dubs too...
>>4154386
What is she reaching for?
>>4154416
No, I am not Shrek.
And I am not Draven, as cool as he is.
If you are asking about the sequel to that fic, it's abandoned. Sorry.
>>4154435
any loud of your choice saying pokemon go is casual shit
>>4154376
I am Caliborn, and I was indexer all along.
Forgive me.
>>4154487
Give us the discord link please
>>4154487
shut up shrek
>>4154376
I am Cell, and I was Babidi all along.
Forgive me.
>>4154496
INDEXER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4154487
If you're the real Caliborn, give us the Discord link please, or else stop falseflagging please.
>>4154250
That is what I want.
>>4154487
quite Buu
>>4154376
I'm having difficulty fapping to images. Soon, I'll only be able to get off to written porn.
I'm scared.
>>4154376
same with >>4154407 or just fear that there's no afterlife in general, all i wanna do is see my mom one more time even if its on my one way trip to hell itself
>>4154181
>>4154386
Lana is cute!
Cute!
>>4154487
>If you are asking about the sequel to that fic, it's abandoned. Sorry.
What if I pitched you where I wanted it to go and comissioned you to complete it? Would that be possible and if so, what would it run me?
>>4154564
We need more cute Lana.
YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU
>>4154376
I created the private discord and started all this madness
Forgive me
>>4154376
I am Drawfriend, and I was monitoring all these threads all along, besides to be the Sonicposter.
Forgive me.
>>4154376
I'm incredibly bad at finishing fics. I can come up with an entire plot but can barely describe what the main character is doing at that moment. it's awful. To this day, I have yet to finish anything I've wrote here
I can't wait till morning when these threads are good
Wasn't in the mood and I don't like how it turned out, but ehh whatever.
You guys also need to chill.
>>4154597
YOU JUST THINK IT
Lucy = Top Loud
FACT
>>4154399
>>4154429
>>4154496
>>4154600
>>4154601
>>4154564
Lana is sick!
Sick!
>>4154632
good stuff
>>4154647
Well, forgot my icon.
>>4154652
STOP
>>4154630
They're not good
They're just less shitty
But hey, it's something
>>4154632
That's actually really fucking good.
>>4154597
>>4154630
>/tlhg/
>Better than /sug/ or every fetish thread on /trash/
>>4154629
I know the feeling, anon. It's horrible.
>>4154630
>Work on the weekend
>Have nothing to look forward to but the shitposting afternoon period and maybe the post 1am EST comfy period
>>4154376
this is the only trash thread I browse and it has ruined /co/ for me.
>>4154647
>I'm not gonna take someone's money to write, that's silly.
Come on, the HF crowd does it all the time.
>And no, sorry. I ditched it for a reason, because I didn't enjoy writing it.
Is it because you don't enjoy reverse rape or it got too dark or what?
>>4154647
so get a link from Drawfriend.
>>4154697
/co/ has ruined /co/ for everyone, All the fun has been sucked right out of that place
Alright everyone FOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
>>4154715
You think he's just going to hand me a link for no reason? Don't be daft.
This is the last I'm responding to link begging.
>>4154706
I never enjoyed writing rape. I just did it because people enjoyed it and wanted to entertaining. Then it just caught up with me and I got so sick of the subject matter that I stopped.
So, I'm sorry.
But if anyone else wants to make a fic in the same vein as the Carol fic for any reason, go ahead.
Won't bother me.
>>4154376
My hate for you people grows with every thread and is partially why I haven't contributed to the general in a while.
>>4154766
*And I wanted to entertain
Christ, I can't type tonight. my apologies.
>>4154766
Why wont you let me in Avatarman? I don't got the skills to pay the bills for art and writing, but I do wanna be in there. Let me hear your voice friendo
>>4154784
If you write fics, I coudn't care less
If you draw, wait, I still don't care
>>4154784
Who are you?
>>4154376
Discord drama has made me feel depressed and inferior to everyone here. I'll never make something that'll get me noticed
>>4154376
I don't care about the fics.
I'm not into incest, abuse and rape.
I think 99% of the porn sucks.
I don't want to fuck any of the younger sisters.
hey how far has that one anon gone on the leni x caral fic
This is my Lisa
>>4154835
why are you here then?
I bet the cool discord kids are eating this shit up
>>4154766
>I never enjoyed writing rape.
kek oh shit, since that's the only thing in the Kid Buu section I thought that was the only thing you DID enjoy. Well that's cool, thanks anyway and for giving your blessing for a knockoff. I'll probably still try and get it made. I've got this idea for it and it just won't let me go, but I don't want to write it myself since I do want to jack off to it.
>>4154846
This is mine.
>>4154805
He literally just said he can't get a link, and drawfriend would never provide one.
Can we all talk about something else?
Like that the hiatus is almost over?
Just one more full day.
>>4154863
Why doesn't drawfriend give me a link then? I want in
>>4154852
>>4154805
Dude, just write a fic, ask for an invite, post your discord, and they'll let you in. It's not hard
![[spoons rattling].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ncHiDEQ.jpg "[spoons rattling].jpg")
Is Lincoln cut or uncut?
State your reasoning this is very important.
>"Hey Anonymous, why'd you let your horny son have sex with my daughter Luna?"
>>4154902
Uncut
He's not a jew
>>4154886
Write a fic or draw a pic.
With sincerity.
Then provide your Discord username.
Boom.
All there is to it.
>>4154902
uncut
because hes a good boy
>>4154832
What have you already written? I read everything that gets posted if it's incesty.
>>4154902
Cut, his Dad didn't want him to have a mutant penis.
>>4154925
>With sincerity
You mean good right?
>>4154944
>mutant penis
>Cut
pick one you fuckin jew
>>4154959
No. I mean, you can't just make a ten second stick figure doodle and barely even try and say "Let me in!"
Try your hardest, as long as you do that, you're good enough.
>>4154944
kek. Uncut penises are fucking gross
>>4154863
The night is darker before dawn and all that stuff.
But you're in a cage filled with monkeys throwing shit at each other.
>>4154738
>cupcake tray for body armor
It's the little things.
Idols and Anchors
Part 2 (probably finish the fic tomorrow)
Lincoln learns that Mic Swagger has died, and enlists his sisters to try and keep Luna from finding out before her big show.
"Look, it's just until her show is over,” Lincoln turned back to her, but Lucy had disappeared.
“Par for the course…” He mumbled to himself as he walked to the garage to find Lynn waiting outside with an ambush of soccer balls.
“I take it she’s still in the garage?”
Lynn nodded, balancing a ball on her foot. “Yeah, the second she leaves the garage, I got her covered.” she smiled.
Lincoln sighed in relief. At last, it looked like one of their code drills would actually work. He rounded the garage to find Lana making mud pies out of the days newspaper delivered to the house while Lola supervised.
Lincoln silently thanked heaven that they weren’t able to find any matches.
“Paper’s dead, Lincoln!” Lana smiled.
“Good job, girls!” He gave them a passing thumbs up before heading back into the house. In the living room, he found Lori and Leni informing Lisa that her smartphone had been hidden.
"And you're sure she won't find it?" Lisa asked again, checking boxes on her clipboard.
Lori grinned smugly. "Not a chance. She'd never check the pocket of Leni's pink sundress."
http://pastebin.com/cfUzn8yx
>>4154925
PavementEggs
http://pastebin.com/gFxibub4
pony up the link
>>4154959
No, with sincerity. MEXianon's fics aren't great thanks to the language barrier but it's obvious he writes with sincerity. I assume he means no Babidi style shit.
Which of the Loud sisters are most likely to CC a handgun, and what do they carry?
>>4154980
>>4154944
go back to isreal
>>4154943
I only wrote one greentext based on this pic a while ago. It was at 2 in the morning and I planned to finish it when i woke up. I never did
>>4154902
Most American males are cut, so probably cut.
>>4154985
Then why would you want in a chat made entirely to talk about drawing and writing???
It's like wanting to join an anime club while not caring about anime.
>>4154985
Well then you're not getting in. It's for OC creators.
>>4154784
Candidates are
>Cell
>Nito
>DrawFiend
>>4155031
>Nito
Who?
>>4155023
Literally what is going on in that picture?
If Lincoln is uncut, does Lucy have a fetish for his foreskin?
>>4154738
Yuri post
>>4155045
Luna's heating up a needle so she can pierce Lucy's ears
>>4154676
>>4154652
Lana is dying!
Dying!
>>4154944
>Getting rid of a piece of flesh designed to protect the most sensitive part of your genitals
That's like buying a marker with no cap, enjoy have that shit dry out.
>>4155050
I do NOT have a foreskin fetish.
>>4155064
What the fuck are you doing where your dick is in danger?
>>4155031
What does that even mean?
>>4154977
How 'bout this guy? I mean he's obviously startiing to draw but he's trying his hardest to improve (I assume), unless he's already in the discord
>>4154835
>not liking incest.
Anon I'm sorry but your a fucking massive faggot.
>>4155077
it keeps it moist
>>4155089
He's in it
>>4155042
Hes the Lucy of writefags around these parts, He came around more often when Cell was popular, But now hes getting increasingly obscure
Luanfags represent
>>4155099
Dubs confirm
>>4155008
You need to post your Discord number. In the lower left-hand corner, there's a name, in this case PavementEggs I guess. and a four digit number. You have to give both.
>>4155058
Wow, that's kind of brutal.
>>4155051
classic
>>4155115
Always here.
>>4155105
Alright then, I guess I'll trust your word
>>4155119
#0046
>>4155125
That's pretty standard among poorfags girls honestly
>>4155042
Papa nito was a writer for the thread. He did some pretty good shit but he's busy. He pops in every little while.
>>4155115
>155115
yes sur
why cant you finish the other thread you faggots?
>>4155089
I am in it. I tried my hardest. I do not love art though, I did it specifically to get into the Discord. It is unfortunate it must be this way, but such is life.
Herdie verdie verdie
>>4155180
This strengthens my penis
>>4154795
Im thinking more along the lines of him knowing full well he'll get the crap beaten out of him, but giving a shot anyway after seeing the unnamed male bullies getting physical with ronnie anne.
>>4155180
Stop talking nonsense, Luna.
>>4155180
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
YOU FUCKED UP NOW CUNT FAG
>>4155148
It's not so much a poorfag thing as it is a maturity want amongst young girls.
Girls under 13 do it with needles because they know their parents won't agree to take them to the mall to do it.
>>4154268
I hope it results in lots of porn of Lola and/or Lana getting dicked by BBCs.
GOODNIGHT trash
>>4155180
im gonna stick my dick in that
>>4154902
Cut because physmosis is a bitch.
>>4154181
>A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
Betting on this being the best episode we get this week with House Music coming in second. The rest is/will be as average as what we got til now.
Except for Ties that Bind, which was great.
>>4155226
You're the trash. :(
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>>4155244
>Everyone with a foreskin suffers from phimosis
hot mom
>>4155244
>phimosis
>ever being a real issue
Routine stretching or natural growth fixes that shit easily. Stop thinking like an ice age tribesman.
tell Luna your favorite song
dedicate songs to your favorite Loud edition
>>4155119
so when do I get my link?
>>4155220
I hope a nigger whacks you in the head with his dick and cracks your skull
>>4155298
It still sucks while you have it though, it felt like my dick was on fire every time i took a piss.
>>4155295
>>4155295
True
Need some help here. I think my Lola is broken.
Post songs Lucy would listen to.
>>4155334
im diagnosing her with HPV
Is Lola taking black dick a meme or an actual kink?
>>4155334
>Off by one to get trip Trips
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Lola is dead.
Bury her.
>>4155349
>anything by slipknot
>evenessence too.
>and then their voltaires music.
>>4155334
Did you try giving her five hundred dollars?
>>4155334
she's going into toxic shock
>>4155349
I ike to think she likes Hypothermia
>>4155349
Dethklok
>>4155364
half-half
>>4155364
>Is Lola taking black dick a meme or an actual kink?
Why can't it be both?
>>4155318
>>4155349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yrr7D0eVwQ
>>4155364
I don't know how /tv/ got here and I hope they leave
>>4155364
>implying kinks aren't memes
>>4155380
Five hundred ant dollars?
>>4155349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z5PxcQ6690
>>4155405
Well I wasn't planning on listening to this today
>>4155405
YOU JUST THINK IT
>>4155349
https://youtu.be/pnrPGtgCThw
>>4155312
i dedicate this to Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>4155115
I love her.
>>4155377
Who cares about trips when quints are just around the corner? Of course, we all know who they belong to.
>>4155349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDQFJIHxPzY
>>4154376
I never wrote fanfiction or drew fanart until Loud House. The show has consumed my life.
>>4155378
Is it bad I like Voltaire?
>>4155445
SWING AND A MISS!
>>4154902
He used to be cut [spoiler]until Luan convinced him to let her give him a blowjob.[/spoiler]
>>4155334
I'm sorry, but she will die immediately unless she gets dicked right away, it's the only cure.
>>4155349
WAKE ME UP
or
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>4155206
So he has heart and goes down fighting?
Could work, not sure if it makes so much sense logically though.
>>4155458
only if it's bad that i like slipknot
>Haven been in this place for 300 years
Who is this Dravenposter?
>>4155292
>es LITERALMENTE zukulenta
>>4155458
Nah man, he has good tunes, just his music fills a small niche. So its kinda hard for some to get into i think.
>>4155469
Misha, please.
Luna Abuse guy here. I was trying to come up with other ideas about how to domesticate her and couldn't really come up with anything aside from forcing her to take yoga classes and make her stop playing guitar. Any suggestions?
>>4155349
Let's face it, Lucy would listen to shit like Lincoln Park and that one angsty band that spawned the wake me up skeleton meme that's name I have no idea how to spell and I can't be assed to google it even if it would be easier than writing all this out
What's new?
>>4155469
fuck off misha
>>4155380
Requesting this with Lola
>Hearing the voice of Luna in evolve
It is a strange feeling. I wonder of other louds do voices in videogames.
>>4155499
Something sexual.
>>4155503
Evanescence
>>4155325
Same, but thats also just the ghonoreah
>>4155518
>Evolve
What are you doing to yourself?
![serveimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jd0Cztf.jpg "serveimage[1].jpg")
>>4155499
I have a suggestion for you.
High five!
I am tired
>>4155499
Break her fingers after catching her trying to practice guitar in secret.
>>4155003
you stop at the interesting part , until tomorrow then
>>4155538
I'm not playing it, I am just watching some streams of it. I might just download it and try it out one day since it turned f2p recently
>>4155555
You fuck
>>4155555
FUCC!
![184f10275678dc9fcc54f0cd6fa7c8e6014eae86[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wlQPjbt.png "184f10275678dc9fcc54f0cd6fa7c8e6014eae86[1].png")
>>4155555
B E S T
T W I N
>>4155559
do it, your waifu already did it
>>4155499
Is there a pastebin?
>>4155555
CUTE
U
T
E
takin' requests! I'll either be a lazy piece of shit and not do em, or I'll actually get shit done
>>4155499
Force her to burn her old albums one at a time.
>>4155584
Lana kicking Lola in the butt.
>>4155584
Lori's fat ass
>>4155533
Post Lucy!
>>4155559
Good night you frikkin ass basterd
>>4155584
Lincoln and Lynn in 50's outfits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0DfsCzfq4
>>4154226
No more LIncs anon
>>4155555
>High five!
>Quintuple 5s
WITNESSED
>>4155584
Lucy kicking Lynn in the cunt
>>4155578
http://pastebin.com/jRLcFrXC
http://pastebin.com/mZnqW7MQ
I also wrote a more light hearted one about Luna being forced to wear khakis and two Leni posts. Let me know if you want me to post them.
>>4155581
FUCK YOUR POST
FUCK YOU NIGGA
YOURE A PHONE
>>4154384
Even the bible says that women at that time of the month arent allowed on couches, and you should sttaight up burn anything they sit on
>>4155555
QUEEN OF GAMES
>>4155581
>>4155180
Someone explain this meme to me, please.
>>4155555
good jog Lana!
