New fluffy thread?
Sure, why not?
>Sitting in your back yard.
>Suddenly a Cattlesnake slithers under your fence
what do?
Will BadMummahFluffah ever kill himself?
I don't understand what this is? Is it a fetish of sorts?
>>4142765
get a cattleprod and make it slither back out>>4143317
ebin post friendo
>>4142558
I fucking love Egor
Alas he was before my time
>>4144026
EgorAlexeev + Carpdime Foals = Win
>>4142143
BLOOD FOR KHORNE
>>4145058
This one is great
>>4142765
Give it spaghetti and let it sleep with my wife
>>4146303
>Letting an animal sleep with your wife
weirdo
>>4147735
Its called ntr or cuck fetishism. A lot of crazy white people are into it.
>>4147995
no, those require another human.
wanting to see your wife get porked by an animal is bestiality
>>4148148
[spoiler]The muffins are made of fluffies[/spoiler]
>>4149956
Where do you think we are?
>>4150614
Ferals are probably my favorite thing about these threads
>>4150614
Did that bit at the end imply that she was given a home and therefore she ate one of her babies for no reason?
>>4150849
No she'll most likely die soon
>>4150743
I do like a good 'feral-enters-the-wrong-yard' story. I'm particularly partial to justified smarty/bratty abuse and also enjoy a good 'ferals-die-because-stupid' story.
>>4151122
>>4151160
>>4150942
That's a shame. I love things like "Feral nums baby for milk only to find a ton of food or get adopted moments later". The psychological anguish of a fluffy that knows it made a horrible mistake is the best kind of abuse.
>>4151289
Here is something relevant to your interests.
>>4151289
Oh I see what you mean now, I totally agree
>>4151402
Why do these digitally drawn pictures fulfill me at a level that no real thing has
>>4151439
No idea. I spent over an hour and a half reading smarty + feral herd abuse stories for some reason. I wish I could draw better.
>>4151626
I've attempted drawing as well
>Today on "Observing Feral Fluffies" we see a remarkable sight.
>the herd we've been tracking for the past month has surprisingly managed to mostly survive, perhaps due to low numbers.
>the single Dam of the herd is nearing the final days of her pregnancy and now requires two of the more sturdy males to cart her foal laden form about
>The few Foals that survived the magpie attacks of last week's episode happily gallivant around the Dam, happily chirping.
>"Staw hewe buddies" the third Smarty of the herd commands as he goes to scavenge for food.
>Hours pass and the Smartie does not return.
>But in his place, something very dangerous to a Smartieless herd appears
>While Feral Chimeras are rare there have been reported sightings of the creatures in several forests, usually the result of negligent owners.
>This particular Chimera is a Mushound, one that is well into adulthood judging by the large mushroom growing out of the upper part of it's head.
>While it's body is semi-healthy it's obvious that the Mushound is suffering from a serious case of mange, patches of what should be pristine white fur are instead ugly scabbing skin and around it's mouth blood and green fur are stuck to it
>well, that explains where the missing smartie went.
>with surprising quickness, the fluffies capable of movement flee for their lives, abandoning the terrified Dam to what would in most cases be a grizzly demise
>But to out astonishment, the Feral Chimera does not pounce upon and devour the Dam, but instead plods up to her at a sedate pace, sniffs her once, and lays down next to her.
>It takes several minutes for the Dam to realize she's not being eaten and stop screaming, an eerie silence falls as she wobbles to attempt to look at the Chimera.
>It takes her a few minutes, but by some miracle she manages to orient her swollen frame to stare at the Mushound.
>She blinks in confusion before tilting her head and muttering "Fwen?"
>The Mushound simply licks her in reply, causing her to giggle
>>4151824
CHIMERA FAG NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4150743
No she needed to eat food to produce milk for the remaining litter
>>4151970
meant to reply to
>>4151824
>Hours turn into days, and the Mushound refuses to leave the Dam's side except to bring her food, and never seems to go far away enough that opportunistic predators can attack her
>Finally the day comes that the Dam gives birth, her feeble newborns chirping helplessly.
>A week later her swelling has lessened to the point where she can now move freely, her young clinging as close to her as possible, Still wary of the Chimera acting as their guardian.
>Things seem idyllic for a time, but as all things go, nothing gold can stay.
>A hungry Mountain lion has descended into the forest, with one goal in mind.
>Feeding
>She stalks with a natural grace rarely seen, and when she sees a foal who's wandered too far from the protective view of it's mother, she strikes
>The foal screams as it's snatched up in the mouth of the Mountain Lion, but her hunger is not satiated
>fueled by the bloodlust of her first kill, she charges the rest of the foals and their mother.
>But before she can reach the fullies in their terrified paralysis the Chimera barrels into her side
>The fight between the two is a visceral as it is quick, the Mushound managing to clamp his jaws around the furiously Clawing Mountain Lion's neck even as it's own throat is ripped open by unforgiving claws.
>With a meaty "CRUNCH" the Mountain Lion goes limp
>The Mushound only manages a couple of steps away from it's adversary before it collapses, blood gushing from it's torn throat and large chunks of the mushroom growing out of it's head ripped away to expose it's skull
>The Mother and her foals approach their savior, the mother all the while begging her guardian to not go "Foweva sleepies"
>When the Mushound doesn't respond, she lets out a wail of distress, putting this unlikely friendship to a tragic end.
>Join us next week on "Observing Feral Fluffies" where we watch as a Herd attempts to traverse the Salt Flats of Utah!
If you made a fluffy choose between wowstest owies and fowevew sweepies which would they pick?
>>4148112
>Another human.
From what I've heard most NTR porn features apes.
>>4152313
The decision-making ability of a fluffy is very limited. If it were in pain, it might do anything to stop the pain. If it were afraid of dying, you could probably make it gnaw its own legs off. Ultimately, in a scenario like that, it will depend on your head-canon.
That said, if it were
>fluffy get wowstest owies
or
>babbhes get fowevew sweepies
they'd probably let their foals die.
Likewise,
>fluffy get skettis, but babbhes get fowevew sweepies
vs
>fluffy gets kibble
they'd probably, again, let their foals die.
>>4152270
>one less chimera in the world
good
What are chimeras? Do we have a rival fanbase?
>>4153413
>What are chimeras?
Some just call fluffies chimeras as an insult because they're spliced together from all kinds of animals.
>>4153413
go read the last thread if the archive decided to save it
>>4153413
Nah. Still in this fanbase, but extremely retarded, is the idea of a competitor to Hasbio. Killed the last thread IMO
>>4154517
everything about Fluffies is extremely retarded though.
>>4154667
Good point. Extremely lobotomised
is there anything worth reading on the booru?
>>4156378
Not really. Most of it cliche after cliche stringed together now no real stories are super good. There are exceptions though. When something is good on the Booru, it's really good.
>>4157697
Any recomendations?
>>4152640
That's only new fluffies. Old fluffies loved their babbehs unconditionally. They'd go without food to save their babies. Fluffies have been warped to seem more selfish than they were originally intended to.
>>4160059
Everyone knew that justified abuse was better than unjustified abuse, but rather than finding creative and realistic ways to do it they just made all fluffies chaotic evil assholes.
>newest episode of Jojo has wild rats that gained stands
Shit rats having stand battles when?
>>4161316
I want to see a jotaro fluffy
>>4161910
Star platinum would just rapidly shit at somebody "owaowaowaowaowa"
>>4162145
MUWDAMUWDAMUWDAMUWDA SCREEEEEEEE
McG was on the /b/ fluff thread before it was pruned, makes me wonder if he is aware of /trash/ fluff thread.
>>4164439
McG posted some new content too... that apparently wasn't on the booru.
>>4161316
I'd prefer shit rats having spooky ghost shenanigans instead
What is this and where do I find more content of it?
>>4167117
there isn't much content on the more obscure chimeras and fluffy varients unfortunately, you can dig through fluffybooru if you want
>>4161910
Eheheheheh
>>4157697
I'll keep digging
>>4151626
SKY-GAWD
>>4169810
You understand that you're the best right? do you UNDESTAANNNNNNNDU?
>>4151169
I love fluffy being stupid enough to fuck themselves on their own with no need for a human or smarty around
How would you break in a smarty?
>>4175261
tie a large meathook to a rope, put the hook through his scruff(painful but not deadly) and leave him to hang on a tree. come back and see if anything ate him. If not he should be broken, if so nothing of value was lost.
>>4175441
Has anyone tried a saw fluffie situation? I would love to see a smarty killing every fluffy (himself included) by refusing to follow orders while a smarter house fluffy begs him to stop
>>4175261
I am working on a smarty-trolling/breaking story right now. I don't really intend to make them into well mannered fluffies, but I want them to be trolled enough to no longer want to call themselves smarty - without physical abuse.
Essentially, the idea is to make them the victims of their own bad decisions repeatedly, while a few poopie fluffies nearby are enjoying their life because they are well mannered. I want it to be slightly subtle, not 'human demands obedience if you want skettis', but 'human does whatever the smarty demands in such a way that the smarty becomes afraid to demand anything.'
>>4175584
Truly you are devilish
Here is something I don't understand about this one, does the special friend try to get nummies even tho he knows he may not return or does he fuck off because he knows he is getting killed if he stays?
>>4175584
Well the way I see it smarty are pretty cowardly often sending other country's to do the dirty work and only getting up to punish the ones who disobey so it's kind of hard to make him pay for being a smarty with no human since they often live longer because they stay away from danger
A smarty is not a smarty if he isn't horrible
>>4175911
No-no - this will involve humans. This will be done by a bored guy with 6 smarties in a safe room, arguing about which one is actually the smarty.
>trap/acquire 6 smarties from different herds
>place them in a partitioned safe room so the smarties can't kill each other
>the partitions are plexiglass, so they can see and hear each other
>each smarty has their own litterbox, bed, and water bottle
>have one shared central area for supervised play
LET THE TROLLING BEGIN
>>4175261
I'd put a tampon in it's ass, shave it, and send it back to it's herd. If it can maintain Smartiness then props to it.
ok can someone explain to me what the hell is fluffy pony and why it exists
>>4176952
alright thanks
>>4176533
/r/ing the Thing movie cover but with a fluffy pony
It's titled the Smarty
Don't you die on me thread!
>>4169810
"Yaway-yaway-dahzeh"
>>4176878
I read a story a while back that I'm having trouble finding. It was about a lawn invasion where the owner forced the herd to give sorry poopies to the Smarty. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
i love this shit anons, were can i find some more?
>>4187747
https://www.fluffybooru.org/
i remember when it was prompted to share our favotire fluffy abuse with some explanations. heres mine
not only is it above averagely drawn, there's something about how well self contained the foals are, so simple and satisfying to see them all collected and shortly killed by the mummah itself, its like watchign a domino rally.
kinda wish there were more like this.
Will artist-kun ever get rid of his bald snout design?
>>4191986
what a shitty fucking mom fluf
>>4175779
the author recently released this CYOA panel as a continuation. So it looks like Blue went off to try to get moar nummies...
Any reason why /b/ has been without a fluffy thread for a good 2 weeks? Sjw mods?
Is anyone else having trouble running FluffySim? I downloaded the launcher, but when I hit update, it just sits there. It doesn't freeze - I can click the other buttons - but it doesn't do anything else, either.
>>4197359
Raids. We've gotten raided by furryfags over on /b/ so many times that we are yearning for the Spiderman troll to come back
>>4197487
where is that from?
Of all the possible variations, why haven't I seen wool-producing sheep fluffies yet?
>they grow "da biggest, wawmest fwuff fo babbehs to sweep on"
>"meanie bawk munsta" chases the herd to "munsta mistah"
>have all their hair sheared off leaving them crying and wanting huggies
>each naked fluffy is now seen as a "munsta fwuffy" until they grow their hair back so they shiver instead of warming each other
![14%20-%20abuse%20artist%3Afillialcacophony%20blocks%20comic%20crying%20original_art%20questionable%20shaved%20shaving%20swag%20tears%20truffle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ccRqYLP.jpg "14%20-%20abuse%20artist%3Afillialcacophony%20blocks%20comic%20crying%20original_art%20questionable%20shaved%20shaving%20swag%20tears%20truffle[1].jpg")
>>4200974
We need more shavings in general, it's a great way to make the fluffy feel cold and not-pretty at the same time!
I really liked the old headcanons about fluffies needing to have their genitals shaved to achieve penetration during special huggies. That was just so awkward and humiliating for them!
