HG thread
Is it right? Is it ready?
>>4138566
Looks good, Rambo-tan!
>>4138566
I am in fact on it so it is perfect! IS THAT A GUNDAM!?
>>4138564
Yes it does! If it's a cute girl you can't touch her!
>>4138566
Looks good to go.
>>4138566
Let's begin
>>4138560 (Rika-chan)
Oh.
>she lets go of the girl.
>>4138566
naisu
>>4138566
Greato, lets get going!
Is it just me, or has the world lost its mind a little bit recently? Coup in Turkey, shooting in France, the snipers in Dallas, Brexit, I'm starting to worry a bit.
>>4138487
It is getting to be exhausting.
>>4138566
Let us begin.
![[Manga] Reigen (165).png](https://i.imgur.com/WF8G6fh.png "[Manga] Reigen (165).png")
>>4138566
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>4138564
Now you listen here, time-traveler. There's nothing more capable than Sigma.
>>4138578
>>4138592
>Sprints away howling in terror
>>4138572
Too much effort, not enough payout. And plenty of things will eat other things if they're hungry enough.
>>4138566
Oh boy, these two.
>>4138566
It's all good.
>>4138571
Ayy man, careful with that one. She screams real loud if ya get close to her.
Think somethin' bad happened to her or something. Ya know what I'm saying?
>>4138595
Get a better haircut, it's the 21st century you fucking loser.
>>4138600
Nuclear war next
>>4138602
I've already won these games, how could you not believe in me?
>>4138615
...naaaaahhh
>>4138600
By the end of the day nothing matters. It is human nature to break the peace over trivial things.
>>4138602
Let the bloodbath begin!
>>4138607
Hey hold up!
>she gives chase to the girl
>>4138600
2016 will be known as the year that all the tension that built up in the world over the last 10 years completely snapped.
>>4138602
You've to do better than this, if you want to get this plush, Eruna-chan! Don't expect me to go easy on you- Oh, she ran away.
>>4138560 #
Where.. Human go..?
>>4138612
>NOT RESPECTING THE POMPADOUR
THIS IS NOT DANDY
>>4138593
>>4138621
>She's booking it at prodigious speeds for someone of her physical stature
>>4138601
What?
>>4138571
I don't want any!
>>4138602
ALREADY?!
Rambo, don't you think this is a little too cruel? I think I deserve to live longer than this!
>>4138600
>Brexit
>Happening
Don't underestimate the power of uk politicians to avoid responsibility
>>4138623
Can I still blame Bush?
>>4138600
The fire rises.
>>4138630
>she slowly stops giving chance
I'm gonna surprise her by sneaking in her tank next time, then she'll have no where to run.
>>4138612
HOY, HOY, HOOOOOOY?! THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAAAAIR?!
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT BACK, OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO MESS YOU THE FUCK UP!
>>4138583
If you stand in the way of the future's safety.
>He draws her sword.
Then you are its ally.
I will remove you too.
>>4138607
It isn't enough.
That is why I am here to remove the Charismatic Pervert II before it gains power.
>>4138619
I'd love to see it though. Cool way to die.
>>4138602
They are all a bunch of witches and harlots to him.
>>4138631
If you had deserved to live then you would have won by now.
>>4138647
Fuck that, I'm not ready.
>>4138602
Surely this card holds magical power over you pekoponians! IT MUST BE AN ULTIMATE WEAPON!
>>4138651
That's some fast dust!
>>4138600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50p-XScreM
Perfect song for the situation.
>>4138641
>She's fucking out of there
>>4138643
There's NOTHING that my Sigma couldn't handle after I rebuild it!
>>4138651
What's the big deal? I don't have time for movies.
>>4138651
One of these days, Rambo. One of these days I'll win, and you'll regret everything you've ever said ti me.
>>4138651
Come on girls and.. robot! Let's follow the really suspicious man!
>>4138638
I'm not sure if he started the ball rolling, but he definitely didn't help.
>>4138651
OhhhH! Look at the sights! Ibuki-chan has never see things like this before!
>>4138643
I'll make sure she doesn't cause any trouble!
>>4138630
....?
>>4138662
My presence is proof.
Sigma is not enough.
>>4138669
World War fucking two got it started. Patton was right, we should have taken Russia while they were vulnerable.
>>4138651
Shhhh...
>>4138662
>the clawed girl stands there looking at nothing like an idiot for 2 minutes.
>>4138651
Stupid whores should know their place and that's in the fucking ground.
>>4138607
I hope a hungry otter eats you one day then, haha.
>>4138651
Says the big man in the mech right?
Hmph..
>>4138676
>She holds it aggressively.
I will remove you, then.
>>4138651
Is this your way of resisting the future?
>>4138696
You'd remove me for doing a good thing?
>>4138677
>She continues running at her top speed, still demonstrating impressive lung capacity
>>4138679
You're mocking my finest creation.
>She smiles strainedly
I appreciate all that you've told me, but...I don't like it when people mock my masterpiece.
>>4138688
>Yep. She's gone.
>>4138692
>>4138703
Oh, please. I'm way too big even for them.
>>4138703
Who are you..? Where are we going..? S-STRANGER DANGER!
>>4138703
Wowie.
>she stares into the flare, not running away to hide or anything
>>4138703
Make it so Ibuki wins and the other guy dies!
>>4138707
The anomaly cannot be allowed to exist.
If you are going to protect it, then you are an enemy.
>>4138710
I am not mocking it.
I am telling you events from 50 years in the future.
>>4138703
Time to come stop hiding kids~
You! Stop trying to cut the others for their blood! You! Stop playing video games, and start to actually have real life relationships! You! Keep being a gigantic robot!
>>4138703
What's the matter, slick? Look a little cross eyed.
>>4138703
Am I out this early? you gotta be kidding me.
>>4138710
>the clawed girl lays on the floor
Why did the faceless ones wanted me to kiss her anyway? Did he mean bite? Hm. Questions for later.
>>4138721
If we stop her from commuting the crime, then she's innocent and can't be held responsible.
>>4138724
Who's gonna stop me? The blood is mine.
>>4138703
Her name is fitting.
>>4138714
>>4138736
Come back, right now, little girl! I'm not finished with you! We have to do something with your claws!
>>4138737
Good eye, hotshot.
>>4138737
First aid is mandatory if you want to be a housekeeper, so this was almost nothing.
>>4138737
Yeah! Now let's go find us some blood!
>>4138741
>she playfully runs away
My claws are irreplaceable!
>>4138737
>
>>4138737
She looks familiar... Isn't she one of those "space police" people? .... What's she doing with th-
>This kills the frog
>>4138737
>Ibuki trips the old man
See you in twenty years, old man!
>>4138721
And I'm telling you such events can possibly happen. After all. In the absolute worst case scenario, I just have to finish Sigma sooner.
...Or future-me could send me hers'. By any means, all I need is the materials.
>>4138737
Pfft....
>>4138733
You do not understand consequences.
>>4138710
... That's a cheap way of winning ya jerk..
>>4138751
They may be, but that won't change reality! And in reality they look like gigantic scissors!
You know what's the main thing you should never do with scissors? You must never run with them!
reply to this so I can ship you with someone else.
>>4138737
You are either the pursuer or the pursued.
>>4138777
What?
>>4138768
Next time go for the child's throat Kaito. Without her machine she is useless.
>>4138780
W-We almost did it! Together! Almost!
>>4138758
You are unaware of what the future holds.
>>4138777
Ship us were?
>>4138772
But the only reason why that rule is made is because people would let go of the scissors, my claws can't be detached.
>>4138777
Ok.
>>4138780
Huh?
>>4138759
I refuse to let you hurt an innocent person!
>>4138777
A ship to Hokkaido? Very well.
>>4138777
Speak English, slick.
>>4138780
Appreciated, champ.
>>4138777
Ship me!
>>4138798
What if you fall over, and cut yourself with them? Or someone runs at you, impaling them in the proccess? See? We have to get you some gloves! Some really strong gloves!
>>4138777
Ship Ibuki as well!
>>4138777
Is there a Malthael ava yet?
>>4138768
Take what you can get.
>>4138780
Damn it....
>>4138795
Ohohoho. But you're forgetting something. I've got a heads-up, now.
>>4138777
O live on a ship.
>>4138780
P-pretty...good
>>4138777
With Mokou please
>>4138777
I feel the youth of coming out of this situation. Go ahead and try your best!
>>4138777
Let's see how stupid you are
>>4138777
...
>>4138799
That doesn't matter.
I will remove the Charismatic Pervert II.
>She points her blade towards you.
Do not try and stop me.
>>4138814
That changes nothing.
I have come back countless times.
>>4138780
Spiders and curses are abound. As well as the usual claims as to who owns the town.
>>4138777
I'm more of a romance guy...but what the heck, why the hell not.
>>4138810
Impaling someone sounds like a benefit rather than a bad thing.
>>4138829
Who's that?
>>4138832
Ow. Ow. O-
>dies
>>4138829
Sorry, but Ibuki isn't a lesbian.
>>4138829
Do you have a winged gundam model? I will trade you uh...
>The frog looks around and picks up some used chewing gum
THIS! FOR IT!
>>4138777
Be sure to get me a big yacht, something that can rival the size of Kaboola.
>>4138829
Huh? Pal, I just asked you to speak English, not fucking quadratic equations.
>>4138832
What's the name of this broad again? I have a list to update.
>>4138826
You don't get it, then, do you?
>>4138849
Those piercings would say otherwise
rika doesn't want to be touched.
>>4138829
>>4138805
I'm always paired with men...
>>4138829
I'm not gay...
>>4138860
>>4138832
Running from people is harder than runner from skeletons.
>>4138861
Yeah, she doesn't seem to like it much.
>>4138850
Target Sighted. That's Wing Gundam to you.
>>4138832
>she smashes the statue with a bass guitar
Problem solved!
>>4138860
These piercings are heavy metal!
>>4138856
What do you mean?
>>4138787
Ah, I forgot you had this side to you Lord Ainz..
>>4138814
Hmph...
>>4138846
I see, so you're going with that explanation. Because it'd make them bleed, right?
>>4138826
That'd make you a bad guy!
>>4138863
Paired? Listen kid, I don't have a clue what's going on, and that doesn't happen very often.
>>4138872
Gods these days, so unreliable.
>>4138872
Ibuki can feel the energy being sucked back into her!
>>4138832
Hey Garn, Sorry for taking too long. Here's the thing you requested.
http://pastebin.com/yN0RPnYr
Note : this is still some of many that I can think of with the League of Explorers.
This is all I have right now, when I got back from my shit I'll try to brainstorm more.
>>4138879
Stopping the problem here doesn't solve things for you then.
>>4138885
Yeah!
>>4138872
Moron! Do you know how loud that was!? Why would you shoot your foot!?
>>4138887
I know neither of us want this, but we're lovers now. Nothing can be said or done about this, so we have to bite the bullet.
You go out and make all the money and I'll be the stay at home dad, okay?
>>4138893
>shit girl
>>4138874
First a Zaku now Wing Gundam!? All my fantasies are coming true!
>The frog looks down at the chewed gum and holds it up
Trade?
>>4138894
I've never actually... found it...
The Charismatic Pervert II...
If you reply to this, hug the poster below
>>4138903
No fuck you!
>>4138909
nice rp
>>4138872
I can see it reflecting of of him.
>>4138893
Your contributions are greatly appreciated.
>>4138883
"Hmpf" yourself.
>>4138905
...You have no idea what they look like, do you?
>>4138879
>Taps your shoulder.
Pardon me, I'd hate to intrude, however it appears we've been assigned a partnership from the captain. My name is Akatsuki. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>4138883
I do not let things let things of such nature slide lightly. The machine she uses is crude and has many weaknesses. Use them to your advantage next time.
>>4138915
I am not even RPing right now. I am just here to send something.
>>4138909
Go away, unless you can turn into someone worthwhile.
>>4138896
Why am I not surprised at all? Well, not like it matters! I'm going to get you the biggest, and strongest gloves that I can find!
I won't let you harm yourself or others with those claws!
>>4138902
Wha? Christ almighty, kid. You want to mooch offa someone, try a sap who doesn't keep records like mine. You don't want to owe me any favors.
>>4138917
Hope these old bones age that nice.
>>4138907
>>4138907
Okay.
>>4138921
Their true identity is a mystery.
They posses an incredible Pervert Power.
That is why I was alert earlier.
>>4138922
Akatsuki.
I am familiar with you already.
>>4138938
>hugs the almighty claw girl
>>4138931
But spike already gave me gloves, I just don't wear em.
>>4138923
Papa Booooones~!
>Clings to your femur
>>4138917
A surprising amount of effectiveness from something unexpected.
>>4138947
>she wraps her claws around the almighty immortal boy
>>4138943
>>4138945
>embraces the girl, granting her motherly comfort
>>4138938
>Perfect timing
NONONONONO
>>4138945
...Do yourself a favor and slap yourself for me. And then go back to your time period and slap me for me. How can an apocalypse-level person like whoever this is possibly remain a total unknown?
>>4138940
Who can go against fate? It was destine to happen, so let it happen already!
I expect three meals a day, exercise machines in ever room, and one of those water beds!
>>4138954
C-Careful there Clawdia. You'll snap me in half if you're not careful...
>>4138945
...? You know me?
>>4138950
Yes, good evening Wiggins.
>>4138949
What? Why? If someone already helped you with them, that means they saw it as a hazard! I knew it's not just me.
>>4138962
Thank you, and you're welcome!
>Hugs the Anon
>>4138952
That did not last long.
>>4138947
>Hugs the almighty Subaru.
>>4138886
No.
>>4138957
Chisa Yukizome.
>>4138960
...
>She slaps herself.
>>4138972
Correct.
>>4138960
Well alright you don't need to be a jerk about it...
>>4138968
Oh sorry!
>she carefully lets go of the boy
>>4138974
Yeah. Cause they are a hazard, they're my weapons.
>>4138984
Well explain what's so wrong about protecting innocent people?
>>4138968
Kid, if I see you anywhere near my house, there will be hell to pay.
>>4138983
Gotta give a man a little time to reflect on life before taking it away.
>>4138984
>he breaks free
YOU CANNOT KEEP ME DOWN! I'M UNHUGGABLE!
>>4138986
Have you ever thought of getting those claws removed? I could do it for you, you know. I don't charge that much, and I'll promise you it would go over well!
>>4138973
How has it been being the greatest this past week or so?
>>4139000
No. They'll just Coke back when I die.
>>4138984
Well this is awkward, what's your name?
>>4138991
The Charismatic Pervert II's existence is what ends the world.
I will end it before it ends us all.
>>4139000
Okay.
>>4138983
The arena brings us down to our final five.
>>4138984
Exactly! So you already heard about me? That actually makes me really happy, even if I probably don't deserve it that much!
>>4138986
In that case, I have to take temporary actions!
>Pulls out a roll of duck tape
This won't hurt at all!
>Appears behind the girl, but her claws are already taped together, so they won't be able to harm anyone for the time being
All in a day's work, now it's time to find that glove of yours!
>>4138921
Haha, weren't you going to sleep?
>>4138923
I figured what I have to do, I just have to be close, then she can't shoot me... But... That dart wasn't from the tank itself..
>>4138984
Didn't mean it literally...you can't fling yourself head-first in to danger like that. Information-gathering is important.
>>4139016
How?
I am leaving.
Good night.
>She enters her time machine and closes the door.
>>4138999
I take it that doesn't mean I can't be in your house, so long as it's not around it! See, I'm the kind of shitty loopholes!
>>4139011
I think I have a solution for that.
>he poses accordingly
Don't die!
>>4139020
>looking at her claws as if it's a new hand or something, she waves it around.
You know sometimes I kick things to death instead, my legs are super strong.
>>4139034
Bring more mayo for me!
>>4139009
An endeavor. That is why I haven't shown up much as of the past few days.
>>4139021
So she had gotten out of it you mean to say?
>>4139018
I expect nothing from them for some time.
>>4139034
Goodbye
>>4139038
Let's say you can't do that, so I don't have to tape your legs together too! Okay?
The Secondary Polls are up!
Cosmos : http://poal.me/ehcc3
Chaos : http://poal.me/ru2i2t
>>4139036
But dying is the quickest way to recovery.
>>4139058
But I can do that.
>she moves to a wall and kicks it, leaving a crack
Sure they can't peirce, but they can push people into buzzsaws and spikes.
>>4139053
One of my district members still has a chance to win! I've to root for them until the end! Let's go!
>>4139018
Shouldn't try to touch sharp objects, champ. You'll cut yourself.
>>4139036
If you really want to stay, we might be able to negotiate a deal. Your persistence is growing on me.
>>4139053
Ugh. This is why I try to avoid attention.
>>4139050
If it was easy to be the best, everyone would do it! That's what makes you so wonderful, Papa Bones.
>>4139021
Yeah...probably should, like nowish.
>>4139034
...Right. Be seeing you, time traveler.
I'll be heading out now, too. Be seeing you people.
>>4139062
Where the squid am I ~de geso?
>>4139067
Fine. There are no buzzsaws or spikes here, so you we don't have to worry about it that much! So, now where're those gloves?
>>4139091
But I can't help it.
>>4139093
You're here.
>>4139062
A cosmo theme without me!? Have you even been to space?
>>4139084
One group may have a fun venture. The other is having a breakdown.
>>4139050
No, it's just unconsciously thinking about people's weaknesses... Maybe that's why I don't show my strengths all that much.
>>4139090
Goodnight Rika, rest well.
>>4139104
I don't know, wore them months ago.
>>4139116
Adachi dies next slide.
>>4139105
That's not what I asked ~de geso.
>>4139090
Farewell.
>>4139093
Not on there, obviously.
>>4139091
How about this, slick. Long as you're crashing at my place, I'm in charge, and not just around the house. Everything you do, I get the final say on whether or not it happens. If I say jump, you jump, that kind of thing.
>>4139116
Come on boys, keep those legs moving! Lot of ground to cover.
>>4139120
I see, I see, you're just making this harder for me, but you don't have to worry about it! Give me a minute, and I'll make up something!
>Runs away with the speed of a really fast housekeeper
Be right back!
>>4139116
>>4139121
He is better than ever.
>>4139125
Considered!? What do you mean considered ~de geso?!?
>>4139130
Obviously!?! Are you inksultink me?! I deserve to be on that list more than anyone else there ~de geso!
>>4139080
I suppose that is one way to look at it..
>>4139118
It's best to always note the weakness of others. You never know when they will become an enemy.
>>4139140
Not many are looking for the spot, there is a big change you will get the spot.
>>4139123
Yes you did, you said where were you.
>>4139133
>she sits down and starts biting on the duct tape
>>4139062
I-I ACCEPT MY DUTY AS LEADER AND MAIN CHARACTER!
>>4139105
Yes you can! Just stop putting yourself in that situation!
>>4139138
>yukine
>pat riley
>a gundam
>dubslord
Rooting for Adachi.
>>4139125
I can understand the squid but even me!? Gero...I AM SGT KERORO! THE COOLEST FROG HERE!
>>4139140
>>4139140
I just stated that you were not o there.
>>4139151
But I can't stop, I won't stop.
>>4139153
Was it something I said?
>>4139165
kys yukine
>>4139141
Number 1 always has a target on their back that everyone else is aiming at.
"Everyone wanna be big, but no one wanna lift these heavy ass weights!"
>>4139148
>Just as the one minute mark would be up, she flies in through a window
I'm back!
>>4139138
I wish they would stop healing.
>>4139132
If you want me to jump then you better show up when I do my morning calisthenics. I do these at 8AM sharp. I'll start without you if you're late.
>>4139154
Calm down honey, we can always try to dominate the actual game.
Hello everyone, how are you all?
>>4139062
>Tfw you'd be considered both Chaos and Cosmos
>hugs everyone in this thread
>>4139147
What I want to know is why you haven't given me the spot already ~de geso!
>>4139148
I meant that list! I should be on there ~de geso!
>>4139159
Don't squid around with me, you said it in a really mean way ~de geso!
>>4139174
And that ends those negations. Get outta my sight before I make you, kid.
>>4139173
Hey slick, I appreciate the thought, but I'm doing fine.
>>4139169
Fine then, asshole.
>>4139172
>with her duct-taped claw in her mouth
Wfhlchme bark.
>>4139141
I find that very unlikely in my case, but I'll still make sure to make note of them..
>>4139186
I didn't make it to the list either, cheer up.
>>4139185
W-what are you doing!?
>>4139173
Final three.
>>4139192
I will assume that he did not take that well.
Pick your OK!!!
>>4139182
Need card.
>>4139185
>hugs you back
I-I think this hug is going to make me cry...
>>4139192
What's wrong with doing morning exercises!?
>>4139202
I'm inkportant though ~de geso.
>>4139196
With my Ultimate skills, and 60 seconds worth of effort I created these little things!
>Pulls out a pair of kitchen gloves, reinforced with a thing similar to kevlar
>doing this autistic bullshit all day every day
>>4139185
>hugs back
>>4139186
I have a tendency to sound blunt.
>>4139185
*she doesn't react*
Did you enjoy that?
>>4139179
I-I suppose you are right Emilia Gero... It's not like they can retaliate against the might of the keronian invasion force!
>>4139209
GO WING GUNDAM!
>>4139214
Lawful evil
>>4139214
fuck off
>>4139214
Okay.
>>4139215
No.
>>4139218
Pic related is me, get used to it
>>4139209
JUST WILD BEAT
>>4139162
Do I need to stuff you inside a duffel bag?
>>4139209
I guess Adachi can win.
>>4139182
Wonderful! I can't say anything else about it.
>>4139185
>Hugs back
There, there.
>>4139218
>being so autistic you go into threads you don't like just to post about not liking them
>>4139214
Okie dokie.
>>4139216
How so?
>>4139217
...
>she shakes her head
Not cute.
>>4139218
>doing anything else
>>4139170
That is why I have my loyal subordinates.
>>4139198
>the lich pats your head
Take what I say to mind child.
>>4139214
ok. obviously, it's quick and to the point.
>>4139214
I like okie dokie
Shion b8
>>4139218
Shit's fun, yo
>>4139209
Still the final three.
