/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Freedom Within Sight Edition
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>Newest leak: Mr. Greg
>Waiting for: Too Short to Ride
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33#post17884894
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzj0JkM9InYk-NbsEc-kASw/videos
>Steven’s Summer Adventure to run every weeknight for 4 weeks, beginning with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/754129006249775104
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
>Short clips
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
http://sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
Here we go.
>Confirmed for best human
>tfw no Pearl to cum inside
Working day and night
All for bills that I can’t pay
But waiting for her smile
Helps me make it one more day.
I'm going to need you to fill this out, /sug/
Requesting Jasper edited or drawn with Bismuth's body or bodytype
pole
>>4136467
How long until somebody on the crewniverse commits sudoku?
MY NAME IS
>>4136531
Zuke within two weeks out of the job, three max
>>4136467
>>4136457
Guys, get on the ball about posting leaks.
https://a.pomf.cat/vlnmnf.webm
>>4136545
MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB
>>4136545
ATHF posting will never die.
>>4136531
One of them just has to point out that it's ridiculous to assume Rose's bulk is fat when she's a trained and bred warrior with no blobby bulges
>>4136564
does he order his pepe's burger...RARE???
>>4136467
So how much of a faggot am I, /sug/?
>>4136467
>>4136613
Eh, you're not that submissive. You just like affection and lovey-dovey stuff.
>>4136599
>>4136691
>>4136467
all of these do not apply
>>4136467
None on all of them
i need to pet her head
>>4136691
>>4136705
repost
>>4136719
>>4136467
What about my faggotry?
>>4136467
everything except the tendies, gross
>>4136564
He looks green but I'm just assuming that that's because of the lighting or filter in the screen cap.
Here's Amethyst.
>>4136564
YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE
>>4136982
and you smell like one too~!
>>4136982
Yesssssssss.
>>4136564
>>4136634
that's hot
>>4136411
>those 1080p S3 eps
Welp, time to grab some more bg wallpapers.
Get the fuck out Lapidot, here comes the best ship.
>>4137768
How the fuck did she think a creature with 8 arms was a normal human?
>>4137872
Humans in that world probably come into magic shit fairly often, or maybe life outside of Beach City is fucked up and some people are weird mutants.
>>4137872
She didn't think a lady with 6 arms was that weird either, 2 more won't raise any eyebrows
>>4137768
>gems are alive even when shattered
>they're essentially immortal
We've gone too deep my friends.
>>4137872
She was told it was a car crash accident, worse case of those is that people get crushed together and die.
When she actually saw it she said it didn't look anything like a car crash so she didn't know what the fuck it was.
>>4138051
They're alive but lobotomised until the shards start communicating with each other and it seems that they won't ever do that unless Steven gives them a little push.
I mean how long was the Cluster in the earth before Steven arrived? All that time not a single shard had tried to contact the other shards.
>>4138094
The cluster was essentially a fractured hivemind. You recall them all saying they needed to form numerous times before Steven pulled the "LOLFREDSHIPZ ALL THE PROBLEMXZ GOWE AWAY" card. Granted it's more of a collective instinct rather than proper communication but oh well.
To be honest I want to know more about gem corruption. They' spent enough time on the cluster bullshit.
>>4138156
>LOLFREDSHIPZ ALL THE PROBLEMXZ GOWE AWAY
But that makes sense because the shards only wanted to be whole and communicating filled their need to not be alone anymore.
>>4138156
>cluster was redeemed with friendship in like 2 minutes
They aren't even going to fight YD, are they?
>>4133667
>>4133749
While that's definitely Ian that's not becky
>>4138285
So who exactly is Pantsbulge McTumblrhair?
>it's a Joe and Jeff episode
what happened to the Jeff & Colin storyboard team that was meant to be happening?
>>4138334
Pretty sure there was expected to be one last Jeff/Joe episode during the Nuke
>>4136467
. yes
! very yes
/ situational
But, having discovered all this, I'm not actually interested in actually doing anyone. I don't really get attracted to people that way... Nor do I really want to.
One day, perhaps, after certain conditions have been met.
>Finished Gravity Falls literally 5 minutes ago
I feel the most bittersweet sadness.
I know this is /sug/ but god damn, man.
>>4138371
>skim over image
>misread the last entry on the 'N' column
>think it says 'enjoys headpants'
>start wondering what they are and where I can buy some.
It's far too early in the morning.
>>4138435
>headpants
wouldn't that be... a hat?
maybe a hat with two vents in the top. a doubled-up top hat with the tops open.
or a jester hat or something
someone invent this, I'm sure there are people out there that'd buy it (like anon)
>>4138435
You've never heard of headpants?
They're pants for your head and they're super comfortable.
>>4138156
>>4138200
>this thing that we've seen in previous episodes have no complicated thought processes was easily convinced not to be a threat
Wooooooooooooooooooooooow what a fucking cop out how dare the Crew be so lazy using facts from their show while writing episodes!
>>4138557
While I don't agree with them, I understand where those anons are coming from. It's a tad anticlimactic to have this thing that's been built up as this massive threat be so easily disarmed.
We were expecting a being like Giygas, broken, crazy, pitiable even, but still a world ending thread, and we only really got the broken, pitiable part.
>>4138597
It's only anticlimactic because of the massive hiatuses that let hype build up and go out of control. It was a world ending threat and had anyone of the gems been in Steven's place everything would be doomed, however he had a power that allowed him to enter minds and reason with it.
If he hadn't actually talked and felt for those shattered then the bubbling wouldn't have worked because all they would have cared about was having a form.
>>4138597
I agree with this, and would also add that it felt quite rushed. I feel like having Steven enter the Cluster's mindspace and not have an epic dream-warrior battle where Steven has to defend himself from a million broken gems at once was a bit of a waste.
>>4138597
>It's a tad anticlimactic to have this thing that's been built up as this massive threat be so easily disarmed
Was it really? Had it been able to form at all it would've been game over, was anyone expecting some sort of battle?
Besides, the main problem was the fucking hiatus. Everything felt rushed because CN split up everything and didn't let SWI and Gem Drill get aired with the other episodes which would have made sense and not let false hope fill the vacuum of nothing that happened before they aired like they did.
Here's the main problem with Steven Universe, Cartoon Network is fucking retarded.
>>4138680
Yeah a dumb battle in the mind space does sound pretty retarded. It's not like the cluster itself was a threat, just it waking up was the threat.
>>4138711
I'm convinced this airing retardation on their part is some kind of experiment and we're the guinea pigs. They're trying to figure out the bare minimum amount of content require to keep a fanbase going.
repossing comic
>>4138744
Jasper and Lapis physically struggled over mental control of Jasper in the mindspace. Did you think that was retarded?
what the fuck is this?
>>4138771
Of Malachite*
>>4138779
it's peridot
>>4138771
No that made sense because they were two whole beings, not lobotomites.
>>4138779
It's shit.
>>4138801
Your argument doesn't make sense. Why should that change the fundamental dynamics of how decisions are made in a shared mindspace?
>Just woke up to Mr Greg Preview
So Pearl is wondering why Rose chose Greg over her I guess? I wonder if she'll try and find out in this episode
>>4138828
Because Malachite was two full minds with directly opposing goals, as opposed to a lot of weak, barely sentient ones with the same goal ("form", then "bubble").
>>4138828
Because they are complete minds when the shards are just shards, they don't have the mental capacity to struggle for control.
>>4138779
Why is all of the SU merchandise such shit?
>>4138862
But it didn't have to be that way. Arguing "but it actually happened this way" is not a valid response to someone saying it should have happened another way.
>>4138865
The corrupted gems and cluster tests can fight when they've taken form, so I don't see any reason why that should be the case.
>>4138779
>>4138890
What the fuck is this?
>>4138911
Fighting is nothing compared to struggling for control. Besides the "fighting" that the other clusters did was clumsy and pathetic with their only threat being gem strength.
Also interesting to note, Armstrong can walk and get around without falling over better than Peridot. I think that really says something about Peridot.
>>4138862
Also, I suggested that the cluster gems fight Steven in the mindspace, not one another. He clearly has opposing goals to them.
>>4138920
It's our official merchandise. Soon there will be some for best gem, too. I can't wait!
>>4138965
Again, I just don't see any reason to think what you're saying is true. If anything, we have reason to believe fighting is harder - do you think Lapis and Jasper could have spent all that time in physical combat without breaks? Seems implausible.
>>4136715
HNNNNNNNGG
Love waking up and see this as the first thing in the morning
>>4138975
Well that's the thing, their goal is easy to change since the cluster is not capable of that much higher thought and it's made of a lot of CG's who love the Earth, so convincing them not to harm it was incredibly easy.
>>4138426
Don't worry, I feel for you. Finishing any series always leaves that weird, wistful feeling inside.
Except Homestuck. That just left me with frustration.
>>4138051
I mean they probably die if you melt them down, like in lava or something which is probably why Garnet has the lava pit in the center of their prison room to execute gems that are too far gone, like that one that got turned into a painting
>>4139029
Which is exactly what people think is anticlimactic. Beating the cluster shouldn't have been easy from a narrative perspective, or else they shouldn't have played it up so much.
>>4138992
I meant in terms of thought. Would the thought "move your arms up and down onto this pink thing." be complicated?
Besides the gems in the Cluster didn't even seem aware of eachother much less Steven until he started to talk to them, they also had no reason to be aggressive or at odds with each other when they talked it out.
>>4136467
>>4139072
It was only easy because they could talk to each other, they also didn't build it up that much it was mostly the retarded hiatus that built up all this hype that couldn't possibly be payed off.
And it wouldn't need to be payed off if it wasn't for CN's dumb fucking scheduling, everyone would've been okay with the way it ended had they not had to wait months to see the damn episode.
Holy shit CN is making me want to just drop SU.
>>4139077
It would in terms of motivation. The cluster tests may have been single-minded and clumsy, but their actions were far from without deeper reasons. But I'm still not convinced that even applies. What evidence do we have that fighting in the mindspace is any more mentally demanding than fighting in reality? I can have a dream about fighting completely spontaneously - it doesn't even require my willing it. Chille Tid shows us that whatever the gem mindspace is, it's equatable enough to dreams that Steven was able to accidentally fall into it from one multiple times.
>>4139137
Honestly I'm just going on what I saw with Lapis and Jasper, where they seemed to be limited to what they could do in real life in terms of strength otherwise Jasper could've just bust out of the chains no problem.
>>4139119
don't drop it anon that's exactly what CN wants you to do
they are trying to kill SU but we can't let them do that
So what will be the odds of the midget squad actually fusing? They might just sneak on the rides desu
>>4139119
I sincerely doubt they would have been okay with it. The cluster was sold as a literal world-ender, and something like a dozen episodes were devoted to the build-up. It was a serious misstep to resolve it so quickly and with such little effect on anything. They forced their own hands in a way, as the Cluster was their excuse for having Peridot join the CGs, but letting it sit until the end of the series (where I assume it will return to significance) isn't an option for something so potentially devastating. So, they shelved it. The least they could have done was make it seem dramatic.
>>4139168
I mean Steven and Amethyst can both use their shapeshifting powers to grow a few inches
they will probably end up spending time trying to teach her and when that fails Amethyst will try fusing with her instead
>>4139056
>like that one that got turned into a painting
I think that was just a weird magic artifact
What was the deal with the scroll?
>>4139256
some paints are made by crushing and grinding gems down for their pigment. that painting was made from a crushed up gem, that's is what the crew said about it
>>4139232
But there was no other way it could have ended, Steven is good at talking people down because he isn't a dick and hasn't held any grudges based on the war which means nobody has a real reason to hate him, and the power to talk in peoples minds through his dreams.
Him talking threats down is guaranteed so long as he can find common ground because they have no real reason to dismiss him, he's not an enemy so they'll give him a chance.
>>4139232
There are lots of things that are world enders that can be talked down in pieces of fiction.
Steven's basically JC Denton in that he doesn't have to fight anyone so long as he can find some common ground.
>>4139301
Sure, but look at what happened with Lapis - we got an awesome battle before he finally got up to convince her. There were multiple skirmishes with Peridot before he mind raped her in the poop chamber. I'm not saying a fight is the only exciting way to resolve a conflict, but it is an easy way to achieve that if they don't have any actually interesting ideas. And they certainly didn't in Gem Drill. It was a complete nothing episode. We already knew he could enter mindspace, we already knew he would talk his way out of it. They did nothing whatsoever to subvert our expectations except by removing the one part that would have been interesting regardless of whether or not we expected it.
Do I get to be in the bomb /sug/?
>>4139399
Probably.
>>4139377
I guess.
I just actually really liked the episode and everybody hating it just bums me out man.
Maybe if the Clusters pain had made him black out and contact it with no explanation of what was actually happening multiple times before they got down there that would have made him talking to it seem less lame?
So uh, how are they going to bubble these guys? Will they just dig their way up to the barn?
>>4139421
I don't actually think it was a bad episode. The journey to the cluster was done very well, perfectly blending the unresolved tension with the affection between Steven and Peridot. Bubbling it in addition to talking it down is also interesting, as it's a huge Chekhov's gun that will need to go off at some point. I just think the actual climax was a letdown and needed something more to make it feel worth the wait.
>>4139377
>And they certainly didn't in Gem Drill. It was a complete nothing episode. We already knew he could enter mindspace, we already knew he would talk his way out of it. They did nothing whatsoever to subvert our expectations except by removing the one part that would have been interesting regardless of whether or not we expected it.
The only interesting part? Excuse me, but I love Gem Drill. Why? Lots of things. Mostly the heart-warming character interaction and dynamic between Peridot and Steven, but also the atmosphere presented in the episode. Both with the music and colors as well. I think the solution of the cluster fits a character like Steven and it didn't surprise me either. Really how would one measly drill destroy something as big like the cluster? If they did find some unexpected way to destroy it, that would have left a bad aftertaste in my mouth
>>4139399
yeah. silently in the background. for less than a minute
>>4139510
See that's the problem, the fucking wait! Why did CN have to put the show on hiatus right then?
>>4139448
I mean they sealed the tunnel
besides if their gems fell into the Mantle unprotected they probably got melted down and died
>>4139399
nah, you are being sidelined in favor of Smokey Quartz
although thinking on it now, you will probably at least make a cameo in Know Your Fusion later on
I think the dozen episodes were enough of a wait to make it feel not worth it regardless of the hiatus, though I'll agree that made it worse. Keep in mind that on a normal schedule, we still would have gone three months from introduction to resolution.
>>4139510
I mean. They can teleport bubbles to the temple right? What if they could set the teleport point somewhere else?
Giant screaming woman in space.
>>4139570
Exactly. I'm not sure if Steven would want that for them, though. He'd probably prefer to let them sleep so they would never have to experience the pain of existence. I guess at some point his hand is going to be forced by the Diamonds.
>>4139540
>they probably got melted down and died
You're gonna burn, alright.
>>4139594
>homeworld decides to invade earth
>giant monster is teleported right in front of them wearing a star
I need a fearless artist to do a request
>>4139408
>>4139523
>>4139552
Everyone said yes!
See you soon /sug/!
burgers?
>>4139399
>>4139564
It's 21 episodes. I'd much rather have /sug/ not banned from /co/ for half a year than have a bomb like this.
Not that I don't like you guys
>>4139771
Talking about the number of episodes from the introduction to resolution of the cluster
>>4139742
>>4139800
I really hope Marty ends up being a decent guy now, he just comes off as a scumbag, even though he isn't anymore
>>4139771
I mean the mods on /co/ seem to be on the war path against generals, in general
its pretty stupid
>>4132405
>What happened to Steven being banned from all the rides?
He was probably unbanned after everything he's done for the townies. At least that's what I believe.
>>4139812
I dunno, those leaked images look pretty grim.
But then, Greg had to have got all that money from Marty somehow. Maybe he just hands over his fair share. Maybe he doesn't.
>>4139742
BUHrgers?
>>4139830
we will wait and see
the way I see its either an episode where Sour Cream learns he should be listening to Yellow Tail or an episode where he ends up actually bonding with his real father even though things are awkward and hard at first
and I think the latter is far more likely than the former
>>4139812
Eh, he's probably not that bad now, but he'll have a lot of dickishness left in him that Steven will convince him to leave behind.
I doubt he'll come back and be a decent father to Sourcream but I'm sure he'll tell him that Yellowtail is just trying to look out for him even if he is overbearing.
Oh and actually tell Greg about his royalties which he probably won't do without some prodding from Steven. Or beating the shit out of him like a real roadie.
>>4139849
bit of both?
>>4139830
I'm betting there's some like like "My lawyers won't legally let me keep this"
>How Greg got $10.000.000
>>4139856
But he kept it for several decades already.
>>4136467
uh-oh
>>4139851
>Eh, he's probably not that bad now, but he'll have a lot of dickishness left in him that Steven will convince him to leave behind.
No one is beyond Steven's friendship capabilities.
>>4139853
I mean not really, Yellowtail wants Sour Cream to abandon his dream in favor of doing something more practical which is actually not a terrible lesson but definitely not one this show will teach, especially not with Sour Cream, thats the kind of lesson that Ronaldo should learn
>>4136467
If I filled this out, I would have every box filled.
>>4139851
I mean I think the real question of how things go down ends up in two major questions
Does Marty know that Sour Cream is his son and does Sour Cream know that Marty is his father?
their interactions and the meaning behind change a lot based on this. I mean just imagine if Sour Cream knows Marty is his father but Marty literally doesn't even know he has a son, he will end up coming off a dick despite it really having nothing to do with who he is now
Morning /sug/, Jacinth here! Hope you're enjoying your weekend so far!
Any draw requests for this morning?
>>4139919
I'm sure they'll have met before, and even if not it should be immediately obvious. I'm more interested in how much Greg knows about the situation. We haven't seen too much of his past relationships with the Townies.
>>4139919
I'm pretty sure Sour Cream knows Marty is his dad, but I have no idea if Marty is aware of this. Vidalia may never have told him, whether because she didn't want to or because she couldn't find him.
>>4139932
Steven using his superstrength in a fight.
>>4139932
I want someone to play a trumpet while the other end is stuck up the ass of someone else.
I also want the person with the trumpet up their ass to be moaning in pain and pleasure as well.
>>4139919
I think it's reasonable for at least one of them to know who the other is. Vidalia had a strip of photos up showing Amethyst shapeshifting into Marty for a laugh -- so at least she knows what he looks like. Sour Cream may well have seen. Vidalia really doesn't seem like the type to hide it from him.
All the burger stuff is making it seem like Marty moved on immediately after Greg ditched him, though. Marty didn't stick around, Sour Cream was probably conceived during Marty's one-night-stand with Vidalia in Beach City, and Amethyst probably knew how he looked thanks to things like Greg's photo of him.
Note that the goofy old Marty she shapeshifts into looks nothing like old Marty actually ended up looking. So he likely hasn't come back until now.
>>4139932
Bismuth as Porky?
>>4139945
I actually doubt they have ever met and I feel like Marty is thick enough to not really notice how much this kid looks like a young him
I mean sadly we will never see No Need for Greg, but they were both friends with Amethyst and Greg was the only one in town who knew Marty so Vidalia probably talked to him about it, if only to try and find a way to contact Marty
>>4139932
Jaspearl
>>4139932
I don't remember if you do porn.
If you do, futa Priyanka.
>>4139992
Eh, I don't see any reason it would go that way. With the leaked frames it seems like it's quite a straightforward "Marty promises Sour Cream he'll make him a star then flakes" type plot, typical estranged parent stuff that doesn't leave much room for a "figuring out who each other are" mystery.
>>4139932
Armstrong and Jasper playing cards?
>>4140040
yeah but what lesson is that suppose to teach? Don't follow your dreams because things might be hard or because someone might screw you over?
I'm expecting more, I don't think they are just gonna bring Marty back so he can do a buy the numbers I'm a total jerk episode
>>4140065
So Steven's Richie Rich now eh..
>>4140065
I mean he was like 18 years ago when you knew him
people can change in 18 years, hell most people change faster than that
>>4140078
No, the moral is "trust your friends and not cuntfucks who act nice and promise you the world the moment they see you going somewhere"
>>4140078
No, it's gonna be "Yellowtail loves you and he's just looking out for you" along with "Don't be so overbearing on Sour Cream" with a heaping dash of "Vidalia is a psycho bitch and she will kill you if you fuck with her son" (I hope)
>>4140088
Maybe he can buy some proper shoes now.
>>4140098
I kinda hope Marty takes just enough time to cuck Yellowtail before he leaves town again
>>4140099
Rocket sandals
>>4140090
does this look changed?
or maybe Marty'll learn something over the course of the ep
>>4140098
>episode ends with Sour Cream and Yellowtail hugging it out
>"WHERE IS HE?"
>>4140105
Imagine if Vidalia got pregnant again and Onion had a younger sibling.
Do you guys think Vidalia is still young enough to get pregnant? She's fairly old, but I'm not sure if she's past menopause age or not.
>>4140111
I mean he might still be a scumbag just one who actually knows what he is talking about when it comes to make someone successful, I mean he ended making Greg a success in the end
also what does the G stand for?
>>4140090
>>4140111
I'm telling you right now, there is no fucking way the Crewniverse plans on giving Marty "how about you bang multiple midget women like they're just objects while I take your money you stupid shit god I love being evil" Martyington a fucking redemption arc.
>>4140122
Gay
>>4140120
I don't think so, she is probably early 40s, I would have guessed she was in her early 20s back when she first met Marty which is roughly 18 years ago
so its possible but she is kinda pushing it
>>4140144
That is way easier to redeem than misogyny in this kind of show.
>>4140142
literally unwatchable
>>4140144
And Lapis "tried to drown two children" apparently doesn't even need a redemption ark, because everyone's fine with her just hanging out.
Marty definitely isn't going to stay a bad guy (or at least not all-bad).
>>4140151
it's kind of parallel though
Peridot can develop out of being a fusionphobe, so maybe Marty can at least start to stop being a misogynist
... though I don't really see there being any room for that happening in this ep
>>4140154
t. footpleb
>>4140151
I mean the whole point of it is changing
Marty probably regrets that he is basically some old loner, who has money but no family
>>4140159
Fuck, just noticed I spelled it "ark", lel.
Did Marty decide just being a manager wouldn't be good enough and that he'd have to be a rockstar himself?
Cos I was expecting some star he was managing to step out of that bus along with him, but there's no sign of anyone else.
I mean, he's singing the song in the Mr. Greg promo. And being the face of the ad campaign himself.
>>4140185
a character ark, in which the two characters with most potential for development are shoved in a boat while everyone else is killed off
>>4140165
>out of being a fusionphobe
t. Garnet
Come back when anyone else considers fusion anything else than a quick way to be powerful.
>>4140205
Not again...
>>4140211
He's off the boat now, thank god.
[spoiler]Then again, with how shit the anime is, poor Guts still has a reason to be sad.[/spoiler]
>>4138094
>I mean how long was the Cluster in the earth before Steven arrived? All that time not a single shard had tried to contact the other shards.
It was gestating for thousands of years, so I asume the shards were in some kind of stasis, and first thing they thought about after waking up is "I MUST FORM"
>>4140222
>He's off the boat now
And yet still nothing is really happening.
>>4139957
Really bad morning sketch. I haven't drawn Steven in forever.
>>4140039
I do some porn, but not futa.
>>4138201
I think YD is gonna be a bit of a wake-up call for Steven that not all adversaries can be reasoned with. She's holding a massive grudge against Earth/Crystal Gems and is shown to be quite unstable and angry underneath her calm and composed appearaance.
Bright sunny day don't cost nothing
Light summer breeze don't cost nothing
>>4140240
YOU COULD BUY A HOUSE
>>4140086
Vidalia is the onion operator waifu /k/ has always wanted.
>>4140239
I hope this happens with at least one character. I want Steven to realize that not everyone can be his friend and that sometimes people's desires conflict in fundamental and irreconcilable ways.
>>4140239
Nope, Peridot was meant to be his wake up call but that fell through because everyone else was saying just to give up but he succeeded when he didn't listen to them and kept trying.
>>4140247
>cuts
unintentional comedic timing
>>4140239
Why the hell does she have such a hateboner for the Earth? It can't be just because of the Rebellion, can it? After all, the Earth was Blue Diamond's project.
>>4140272
I'm sure she's got a good reason. We'll probably find out why as soon as we find out more about the Rebellion, it's end/aftermath, and where the other diamonds are.
>>4140272
Maybe something happened to Blue Diamond during the war which made Yellow Diamond pretty salty.
Will Greg spend all $10,000,000.00 in 1 episode?
>>4140272
Blue Diamond literally became part of the earth, Yellow Diamond hates this, wants to be OP leader of everything
Or just general cartoon villain who hates for no particular reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>4140291
Yes
>>4140291
Status Quo is God.
>>4140291
No, he will save most of it for Steven to use when he grows up.
>>4140291
nah, but I dont think is he gonna end up changing at all because of his money
believe it or not, not everyone care to live a life of luxury some of us just like our simple lives
>>4140335
greg doesn't even wanna buy a house
he's fine with his van
I wonder how he got there from "I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR SHOOTING TO THE STARS" though...
>>4140342
Having a proper relationship and a kid probably grounded him a lot.
>>4140342
having kids changes you, also falling in love with an alien changes you
>>4140342
He wanted the experiences that come with being a rock star, not the money
>>4140356
It's still a huge change from "incredibly ambitious" to "utterly complacent".
He's spent pretty much his whole life having to settle for things. He's used to it.
>>4140366
i dont think he ever settled for anything
I think he always chased his dreams, his dreams just changed
at first he wanted to be a rock star but as soon as he met Rose his dream was to be with her
>>4140389
And once Steven was born, his dream became to be the best father he could for his son.
>>4140366
I don't think that has to do with not wanting a house, though. I'm the type of person who would rather live in an RV than a house or apartment, and it's not for lack of ambition. Just look at how he ultimately does spend it - a night in Empire City with his son (and Poil). He wants to live life, not have things.
>>4139986
I hate her design so much.
>>4140409
nah he just wants to get into Pearl's pants and is willing to spent 10 million dollars to do it
>>4140428
Holy fuck.
>>4140428
i mean the only people who don't are basically racist who only like her for being "black-coded" as if being black makes a character design less ugly
>>4140431
God, I hope so. I want to see the fuse into a freakish balding woman with facial hair, then chase Steven when he flees in horror.
>>4140431
>tfw Greg is willing to shell out money on hotels and motels to get into Pearl's and Garnet's panties, but he won't take Amethyst anywhere even though she'd fuck him for free
>>4140444
I mean if a human could fuse with a gem than Greg and Pearl would have done it already
the real question is, how will Steven react when he finds out Pearl is dead and he has a new baby sister?
>>4140439
Some of them also like her because they think she has a dick.
>>4140449
There's always that ONE fat girl who would fuck you instantly, no questions asked, but you just can't bring yourself to stoop that low...
>>4140449
He went to a motel for a business trip and just happened to bring Garnet along, mainly because she needed to get out of the house for a bit
Pearl is the only one he is interested in now, secretly it was always about Pearl, he killed off Rose by turning her into Steven because he knew he had no chance with Pearl as long as Rose was alive
besides Amethyst would probably start fucking him and than turn into Rose or Steven just to mess with him
>>4140454
Do you mean Greg and Rose? If so, I'm a subscriber to the theory that Rose became Steven because she couldn't feel romantic love, and wanted to. If that's the case, then she wouldn't have fused with Greg because their intentions weren't aligned. Pearl clearly can, though, so I think a human fusion might be possible for her.
>>4140470
Holy shit, imagine fucking a girl and she turns into your son
>>4140454
>Pearl is dead and he has a new baby sister
>sister
You know the sjws on the crewniverse wouldn't pass up a chance to give Steven a gay little brother who acts like a faggot.
>>4140480
>>4140486
Pearl will already be freaked out enough over becoming something with digestive organs
you really think she would become something with a penis on top of that?
>>4140499
The sperm determines the sex of the baby, so if the winning sperm was a Y chromosome-d one, the baby would be male.
I don't think Pearl would have much choice (other than space abortion).
Would a Pearl/Greg fusion be Gearl or Preg?
>>4140547
Preg.
>no Jasper during the nuke
assssssseedesewfgwsejesuicidep[seoifaoskem
agreed/? agreed.
>>4140567
Aren't you so glad we got this instead?
If lady of the sea anon is still around, here's a little limerick to brighten you up
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3*sqrt(4))/7 + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0
A dozen, a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four
divided by seven
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more
Gem fusion molestation when
>>4140592
As soon as Pearl traps Greg in a fusion and pulls him to the bottom of the ocean.
>>4140585
Damn anon that's some crazy shit
hope your limerick pal sees it
>>4140610
wait but pearl doesn't have any water powers...
>it's salt water
oh
ohhhhhhhhhh
you cheeky fuck
>>4140621
it's already confirmed that you're wrong and all hope is gone from the world, so no big deal, it's fine, don't worry about it, I'll be okay.
>>4140631
confirmed where?
I mean its pretty obvious that Bismuth is gonna turn out to be the bad one and Jasper is gonna prove herself the good one in comparison
>>4136457
he's got pointy teeth, I think he's a gem.
>>4140654
Marty is White Diamond confirmed
Brought Greg to Beach City in order to destroy Rose
Love you /sug/
I hope your week went well, and that you get some deserved relaxation this weekend
>>4138920
Eric Cartmen.
>>4139642
Is this from something called "The Warrior"?
>>4138890
I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think people want to buy this shit or the fact that people do.
>>4140623
I know right? It's my favorite limerick.
I like the metric structure of a limerick. It's so dynamic and non standard. I mean
.!..!..!
.!..!..!
.!..!
.!..!
.!..!..!
is quite unusual
>>4140428
If you're taking requests, could you please make her into Pudge from dota2? I mean, all that bulk, an apron, her weapon's probably gunna be a chain-hook anyways.
>>4140663
Deepest lore! We ruined your scheme, Sugar!
