/sug/ - Steven Universe General
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME Edition
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>Newest leak: Drop Beat Dad
>Waiting for: Mr. Greg
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=33#post17884894
>Steven’s Summer Adventure to run every weeknight for 4 weeks, beginning with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
>Short clips
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
http://sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
This is gurato-daze.
Another day, Another thread
So many things left unsaid
>>4128371
>THIS IS OUR NEW HOME Edition
more like:
>THIS IS OUR LAST HOME Edition
>>4128371
IT AIN'T JUST A BOMB ANYMORE DOE
1) Will Jasper appear?
2) What episode will it happen?
Here's Amethyst.
So
>if Bismuth was bad why did Rose put her bubble with the rest of the stuff on Lion's mane where Steven would no doubt pop it
>if Bismuth was good why did Rose keep her hidden from the Gems
Reminder that Pink diamond planned the turkish coup
>>4128531
what if its like the gem monster things? remember what peridot said:
"they are triying to found the rest of themselvs"
maybe she got broken and what we see in lion is one part and the other is going to be found in some place
Alright you fucks
I'm gonna be away for a while starting RIGHT NOW
If everything goes alright I'll be back just in time to witness the aftermath of the Steven Nuke
Don't post thumbnails while I'm away
Goodbye
Do the exact opposite.
>>4128609
>>4128609
you're not gonna be around for the nuke?! aw
bye indexer have fun with whatever you're doing <3
>>4128609
seconded my dear indexer, my new storybook can wait
>>4128609
have fun at school/vacation/military/work indexer!!!
>>4128609
Bye
>>4128609
Bye Indexer, good luck in the army
>>4128609
Good bye, my sunshine.
Stay safe and have fun... I love you.
>>4128609
Be sure to gain some weight for me, indexer!
I want to see a belly on ya when you come back~
see ya my dear anons, may the stars shine upon every one of you.
If we meet again I will told you a new story.
Goodbye.
anyone know beautysnake's nsfw blog? I'm curious
>>4128753
Candymagma.
>>4128749
s-stop sounding so ominous
bye
>>4128776
thank
>>4128609
thank god, you'd of been banned on /co/ anyway
>tfw no fanart of tuxedo Pearl molesting tuxedo Steven
>Indexer and Rosalinanon went to hiding due the Turkey happening.
is..is this a signal from above? s-should we go too?
>>4128914
Greg anon and Amethyst anon are still here, don't worry senpai
>>4128916
kill yourself
back to /pol/ retard
>post yesterday saying if pearl was real she'd kill off all muslims
>coup in Turkey today
Pearlfags our dream came true. All we need to do to gain her love is to cleanse the earth of roach.
>>4128914
Wait, is indexer turkish?
Hey /sug/, do you think this is enough evidence to warrant this claim?
Quartzes are designed to be sociopaths
Evidence:
>Rose is charming, charismatic, keeps important secrets from people, lacks the capacity for love and happily killed herself with no concern for how it would hurt those who loved and depended on her
>Amethyst is superficial, reckless, shameless, unreliable and turned into a guy's dead wife to torment him
>Jasper is violent, reckless, judgemental, forces herself on others, and changes her beliefs on a dime to suit her desires
>Sardonyx is a pathological narcisist
>Rainbow Quartz is the embodiment of sex used as a weapon, a conversation of Rose's superficial lust, and pearl's spite and jealousy
>Opal is the embodiment of Pearl and Amethyst's single-mindedness
Reasons:
>Quartzes are supposed to be military officers. Charisma, ruthlessness, and a lack of concern for lives is ideal
>Rose in particular needs to be able to cry on cue since her two strongest powers come from her tears
>>4128939
plus FTaFP
>>4128962
but turks are the reason our town's weekly market is as cheap and high in quality as it is!
>>4128971
italian
>>4128916
>>4128992
could THIS
be THE start
of an
EBIN
new MEME?
>>4126058
>>4128988
Request Fulfilled.
>>4128609
See you when you return, Indexer. Goodbye to you.
>>4128962
gtfo hitler
>>4128999
That guy sucks though
>>4128999
>nice trips
Literally who?
>>4129035
Roaches getting roasty.
>also tfw no art of Pearl in an SS uniform
I'd suck some dick if someone could post some.
Do people actually like Indexer?
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>>4129108
Yeah, I suppose.
>filters not working for no goddamn reason
>this happens every fucking time I make a new one
>EVERY
>SINGLE
>TIME
It's not like I don't know regex or something, I use it on a daily fucking basis
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>>4128609
cool
>>4129108
yes he's a lovable grump who never gives up
I hated him at first though
>>4129141
I've seen some nutters on the internet, but that dude takes the cake. He needs serious help.
>>4129108
I hate his posting and I guess he's a racist but that's no reason not be cordial
>>4128371
What is martial law /sug/?
>>4129149
Loling
>>4129168
He'd grown on me too until the last thread, he seriously pissed me off. Don't argue with our fellow drawfags.
>>4129185
Hey, he may be a nutter but he's our nutter. I think I adds some flavour to /sug/.
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What did she mean by this?
>>4129215
A society where karate masters make all the laws.
>>4129131
>what's the big deal? at least he's contributing to the conversation
A lot of the time he pretty much just ignores all the reasonable replies he gets and most of his theories are either old news or shitty
Honestly if it wasn't for that Garnet post and the fact that fan theorists aren't common on Tumblr no one would care
>>4129234
We've been over this already.
Actually the coup has failed so nevermind
>>4129220
Indexer was wrong, but being a drawfag doesn't mean you're always right
>>4129107
Don´t have anything of that, but I have this
>>4129220
I was barely following any of that but fighting about quality of art, which is pretty subjective, is pretty shitty, but both sides of the argument were doing that
tempers flared and they both said a lot of stupid stuff I think, don't take it seriously
>>4129262
kek
>>4129300
Yes, this
Rose's Lips
>>4129419
PINK LIPS
I
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K
L
I
P
S
I thought this image depicted the common scenario of "rookie ingests faulty destabilizer and superior fishes it out"
But then I noticed the nipple. Now I don't know what to think
>>4129419
PUFFY VULVA
mic check mic check?
>>4129581
FUCK OFF
>>4129581
MIC CHECK
>>4129581
SOME
>>4129622
BODY
DESPAIR
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Turkish_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat_attempt
>Editing of this article by new or unregistered users is currently disabled until July 18, 2016.
Locking the article until the Stevenbomb... what do they mean by this?
>>4129107
Sorry I don't have any
The fuck is roaches?
>>4129672
ONCE
>>4129700
PINK DIAMOND PLANNED THE COUP
i don't know how i feel about this
>>4129711
Turkroaches
Are you new
>>4129711
turkroach is one of, as far as I know, /int/ and /pol/'s .... terms of endearment for turks.
>>4129700
Perhaps they were wondering why you would banepost in an article before locking it?
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>4129761
>/int/ and /pol/
Two of the biggest shitholes on this site, that would explain it.
>>4129786
FUCKING MUDSLIMES GET OUT
>>4129792
>not liking /int/ and /pol/
But they're the best boards anon
>>4129759
Nope
>>4129761
I see, thanks. I don't browse these too much.
>>4129816
Should I start browsing them, Anon?
>>4129828
Honestly, they're pretty funny boards.
>>4129816
Anon, I'm sorry but this really is a bit of a stretch all things considered.
>>4129828
They are occasionally entertaining, but personally I can't stand being on them for too long
>It's a cooking theme with special guest Gordon Ramsey episode
You know how there was speculation that some of Jasper may have rubbed off on Lapis (and even vice versa) for having been fused so long?
If you go by Matt's MTG colors he assigned to them, it may be true.
>pre-unfusing Lapis was black-green-blue
>Matt also said Jasper is white-black-red
>and now just recently Matt said Lapis is now blue-black-red
Just one letter away now
>blue-black-red = newLapis
>white-black-red = Jasper (unless she changed too)
Is this Malachite's doing or did Lapis go through that much rapid character development since Same Old World?
>>4129869
There's literally nothing wrong with /pol/ and /int/, those boards are funny as hell
Especially when something big happens
>>4129886
I agree that they are funny, can't deny that. My main problem with /pol/ is the people that are too serious and try to bring /pol/ness to other boards. Of course it's debatable whether that's a fault of the board or not.
where's the leaks or leeks or both
>>4129933
When /pol/ leaks to other boards it's also funny, to me atleast.
But well, everybody has different opinions, and that's fine.
>>4129960
4-7 hours away.
What if Steven's nipples were star-shaped?
>>4129969
wholeheartedly agree.
>>4130048
They aren't
>Steven Nuke 3 days
>Terrorism in France
>Revolution in Turkey
>h3h3 meets DJ Khaled
>Pokemon Go
2016 is the closest we've ever been to happening
>>4130048
Almost nothing changes
>>4129869
>They are occasionally entertaining, but personally I can't stand being on them for too long
Me neither
The atmosphere on /pol/ is just too overwhelming
>>4130126
Not really
>>4129886
>>4129933
>>4129969
/pol/ fucking terrifies me. three years ago I would have laughed, but people are taking them seriously now. I've never seen the whole world so proud of hatred before.
Until my grandfather died, every year at passover he told us there would be another genocide. There would always be another genocide. I never took him seriously, in the past year I've thought about it nearly every single day
>>4130126
>>Steven Nuke 3 days
Townie episodes
>>Terrorism in France
What's new?
>>Revolution in Turkey
Failed
>>h3h3 meets DJ Khaled
Literally who cares
>>Pokemon Go
Fair
Life is anticlimactic
>>4130187
I agree with you. /pol/ was funny when it wasn't real.
>>4129735
I want one, I guess
>>4130187
Today's world for you, my dear friendo.
While /pol/ is funny at times, it makes me really sad and frightened...
>>4130187
Are you jewish?
>>4130187
our workgroup discussed that tendency today during lunch break. Our old prof believes it's basically an artifact of the gap between upper and lower middle class widening and having no real political outlet.
>>4130187
Are you the same Jew who was being a faggot on here yesterday? Literally stop. No one gives a shit. Go complain about it to your Rabbi or something.
>>4130187
Nothing's gonna happen, don't worry
>>4130187
I remember talking like a /pol/tard when I was a 12 year old /b/tard trying my best to be shocking. it was a game to me then but it's too real now
>>4130188
>Townie episodes
Townie episodes are the best.
>What's new?
The fact that terror has become so commonplace that you've already forgotten how novel and unusual it is is an important change in itself.
>Failed
All reports say it's unclear who is in control, keep up.
>Literally who cares
The whole world
>Fair
Nah, that one was a joke
I wish I was a fly.
Will Jasper come back during the Nuke?
>>4130302
>Townie episodes are the best.
D I S C A R D E D
>>4130303
Your life wouldn't last long
This can be good or bad
>>4130295
They said that about Hitler
>>4130319
This needs to be updated
>>4130333
And?
>>4130302
>Townie episodes are the best.
Is taste this bad even possible?
>>4130321
>Implying Sadie's Song isn't your favorite
>>4130352
stuff happened
>>4130187
/pol/ is what you get when you pretend everything is fine. A bunch of pissed off people who can see that everything is not fine, but don't know how to channel it properly and just become pissed off at everything and everyone. Though it's understandable that they're pissed off when, almost immediately after the attack in Nice, you have people saying that the worst thing about this is that right-wing parties will have more voters. Not the seventy-plus dead people including children, nah fuck them, the real crime is that your favourite political party is going to lose popularity.
/pol/ is a bunch of shitheads, but it's sad when you can look at some of the things they're pissed off about and say "That pisses me off too" I don't want to be in agreement with them, but they're spot-on when it comes to calling out Islam.
>>4130319
>last seen: falling into hell
They've kept mentioning her on and off a lot, even more than they mentioned Lapis between Chille Tid and SWI, she bound to come back incredibly soon, probably right after townie bomb
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zSNejhk.png "latest[1].png")
Which side does the Turkroach gem support?
>>4130403
She's a cricket, not a disgusting roach
>>4130375
Nothing bad as far as I know
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E20 Sadies Song [1080p;WEB-DL x264].mp4_snapshot_10.30_[2016.06.28_00.20.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/LaDlq27.jpg "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E20 Sadies Song [1080p;WEB-DL x264].mp4_snapshot_10.30_[2016.06.28_00.20.48].png")
>>4130374
>>4128493
Yes
Gem Hunt
I have faith in Sugar.
>>4130390
That's right.
>SWI
We see her
>Gem Drill
Steven tells Peri she's trapped in a fusion
>Same Old World
Lapis: "I can't go back to Homeworld after what I did to Jasper"
>Barn Mates
Only an indirect reference to the Malachite situation
>Hit The Diamond
The Rubies demanding for her
>Steven Floats
Nothing.
we'll see her again in "alone at sea", but she won't start appearing frequently until a few episodes later. maybe "greg the babysitter" is being placed between "alone at sea" and "gem hunt" as a breather.
Reminder that Jasper is going to be bubbled and forgotten forever just like Centipeetle.
>>4130425
I know you're building up to a Holocaust joke but anon
Remember the 6 quadrillion Pearls
>>4130541
Hopefully.
>>4130551
There's only 4 diamonds
I really like the corruption bomb theory but there's a handful of holes in it that just don't make sense
How did Desert Glass and the Pyramid Gem get corrupted but Lapis didn't?
How did the heaven beetle survive until at least 1989 only to be corrupted later?
>>4130551
HUNDREDS OF PEARLS
>>4130541
>Monster Reunion
the team is going to continue growing whether you like it or not
>>4130541
Don't you dare insinuate Centipeetle will be Jasper'd
>>4130575
for all we know that's about bismuth
>>4130568
What makes you say Heaven Beetle survived until 1989? There is no reason to believe corrupted gems can't be capable of intelligent behavior.
>>4130568
Fuck off
>>4130568
The bomb only affected those who were out in their physical form, thus Amy and Lapis were unaffected.
Don't fall for Sucrose's meme jokes.
>>4130550
What are you trying to say
>>4130580
It has been a little less than two years since Centipeetle last appeared, and thus it would make more sense to say Jasper has been Centipeetled than the other way around.
>>4130592
>old friend
Bismuth is Rose's "friend" not Steven's.
>>4130592
Bismuth is confirmed not to appear until August
>>4130625
[spoiler]That's the joke[/spoiler]
>>4130564
And a lot if Pearls
In fact 6 quadillions isn't even that much
>>4130625
>Peetle is uncorrupted
>Jasper is corrupted
>they essentially change places
>we also get buff Bismuth to satiate us
>>4130662
According to Peridot, there are hundreds of her on homeworld
>>4130664
who said pyramid gem is corrupted?
desert glass's corrupted form is a pillow
>>4130662
of*
quadrillions*
What if Alone at Sea ends with Lapis and Steven finding Jasper?
And the reason Greg the Babysitter is apparently so emotional is because it's where we learn Jasper's true story and/or see her becoming corrupted?
>>4130564
Why do the diamonds need so many pearls? Do diamonds mistreat them often and poof them?
Blue seemed happy with just one Pearl.
>>4130669
>Bismuth
>Satiating anything
No, let's hope she dies on the way back to her home planet.
>>4130717
Alone at Sea is supposed to be the emotional one apparently. I predict Babysitter is about babysitting Centipeetle and Gem Hunt is finding Jasper after she escapes again in Alone at Sea
>>4130717
Jasper will not warm up nor will we get to know her well this season.
It's Lapis time, she needs development.
>>4130717
>And the reason Greg the Babysitter is apparently so emotional is because it's where we learn Jasper's true story and/or see her becoming corrupted?
You can't be serious.
>>4130669
>implying Bismuth even remotely compares to Jasper
n o
>>4130669
Bismuth is shit, though. Easily the worst design in the entire show.
>a fucking apron
>basically a gigantic dwarf, like Sadie but bigger
>rainbow hair
>chubby cheeks/cancerous cheek growth like Steven and Sadie
>trunk legs like Amethyst
>yet another pig noser
>that stupid crest thing that makes it look like she is wearing a mask instead of having a face
She is like some kind of disgusting fusion between a bunch of humans and gems to demonstrate why you don't just fuse everyone together.
>>4130785
>gigantic dwarf
I can't believe Jasper isn't going to appear even once over the next month
>>4130802
Her proportions are very dwarflike. She has short arms and legs relative to her torso.
>>4130749
What if Centipeetle comes back in the form of an infant or child because she has to mentally work her way back up to adulthood? Kind of like how Steven's physical age is tied to how old he feels.
I still hope it's another flashback episode, but wacky antics with Greg and young Centipeetle sound good too.
>>4130802
Yeah, oxymorons like that are pretty ugly.
I want a Peridot sex slave
>>4130730
Please tell me that's not the design.
>>4130811
die
>>4130835
No, this is.
80% of Germans make their living DJing
>>4130817
Well I guess you're right, but it's still pretty funny
It would have been even mire funny with "colossal" instead of gigantic
Why do I find dumb things like this funny
>1/2 Townie episodes, 1/4 Amy arc, 1/4 Bismuth arc
>Either no, or very very little Centipeetle
>No Jasper
>No Homeworld stuff
what a fucking waste of a bomb
>>4130865
Doesn't make it a viable career dumbass
>>4130835
It's a reference to Poochie.
>>4130857
End my life.
>>4130874
stop posting retard
>>4130874
>getting mad about shit you pulled out of your ass
>>4130857
IT'S GIGA NIGGER
>>4130874
You've gotta have faith, anon. I thought this bomb was going to suck too, but that was before we learned it would be an entire month long. I'm sure some good stuff will happen.
>>4130901
Here she is.
>>4130717
i'm thinking the episode will start with steven and lapis hanging out on the boat, doing w/e. lapis talks about how it was to be malachite, maybe a little flashback. they find jasper somehow (either she's floating/swimming in the ocean, or they land near mask island and see her, idk), and steven notices she's in some sort of debilitating condition (either gem cracked, or starting to corrupt). she sees steven and lapis, and tries to confront them. steven wants to help, lapis doesn't, and...well, something happens. i imagine jasper will escape or be left behind, leading into "gem hunt", where they find her (possibly at the beta kindergarten, or wherever that giant wailing stone was).
"greg the babysitter" imo will be a flashback episode showing either greg babysitting sour cream, which leads rose into wanting a child, or the first few days/weeks/months after steven's birth.
>>4130874
>1/4 Amy arc
Oh no, an arc dedicated to a real character instead of meme dorito!
>>4130895
>>4130899
>>4130907
If I'm wrong I'll do something drastic to show how wrong I was
but I won't be wrong so it's fine
>>4130730
>>4130916
So
If Bismuth is Mega nigger
And that is Giga nigger
What's Ultra Giga nigger
>>4130835
It is way better than the actual design.
>>4130940
Bismuth + Garnet + Mega Ruby fusion.
>>4130935
You're already wrong
>>4130935
Smash your balls with a hammer and stream it if you're wrong
>>4130945
fucking donkey kong gem
>>4130935
literally die
>>4130932
I'm really glad that Amethyst's getting an upcoming arc. Of all the original CGs she's easily the least developed to date, and I bet something really major happens to get her that white shirt from the Bismuth clip. I bet we're in for a treat once the third week of the bomb rolls around.
>>4130962
>>4130874
>peridot poster being retarded
What a shock
>>4130874
Reminder that season 1A was by far the best part of the show and everything afterwards was a mistake. It is like they stopped understanding how to build up things.
Will Cosby voice the first male gem aside from Steven
>>4128609
aww, I missed Indexer's farewell
>>4130982
i'm sure it'll be absolutely fucking depressing like everything else related to Amethyst
>>4130954
>>4130960
>>4130977
>>4130989
>>4131000
I'm not going to smash my balls or do anything that'll physically harm me. I'd, like, write a 10k word essay on how wrong I was, or compose a Sugar-esque song about my wrongness.
The important distinction here is that I WILL NOT BE WRONG. You people do realize you're arguing for the most insane shit, right? Why would you possibly think we'd see more of Jasper or Centipeetle?
>>4131004
Yes.
>>4131038
seriously die
>>4131038
Alright
Write a 10k words essay about you liking to rape children if you're wrong
>>4131039
I can't tell if this one is actually alright, or if it's just my fetish talking.
>>4131014
I'm looking forward to it. The Amy arc will probably be the best part of the steven-nuke.
>>4131049
>Cosby is gonna rape Sugar
Poor Ian
>>4131014
good
the show should at least try to be thoughtful again
>>4131067
That one looks okay to me too. Not great, but okay. It's the best we can hope for with such a shit gem design.
![giant-gummy-worm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ApdcE1G.jpg "giant-gummy-worm[1].jpg")
>>4131039
I want to eat Bismuth's hair.
>>4131067
It's okay, but that is giving her a more Jasper-esque build instead of the pudgy midget build she actually has, which looks better desu
Best case scenario
>Townie episodes have a lot of slice of life comfiness
>Peridot fuses with someone
>Lapis learns to not be a cunt
>Bismuth gets placed on a bus or rebubbled
>Centipeetle becomes part of the CGs
>Jasper shows up and bonds with Steven
>In depth Rose flashback episodes
>Amethyst gets enough character building to be on par with Pearl and Steven
>Homeworld forces show up by the end of the season
Worst case scenario
>Townie episodes are terrible sitcom filler
>Peridot fusing is never teased much less done
>Lapis gets to cutting herself and wishing for death
>Bismuth turns out to be a flat character who is shoved into the main cast.
>Centipeetle is shattered
>Jasper is forgotten
>Rose flashbacks are weak
>Amethyst continues to be a majorly unexplored character
>Last one out of Beach City is about Sadie
>>4131075
I still hold that the townie bomb was meant to be a breather after the Peridot arc, before all of this schedule mess. I bet that nearly everything from Monster Reunion on's gonna be a wild ride.
>>4130931
It's too convenient to be talking about malachite then have Jasper come in
j a s p e r r e d e m t i o n
>>4131103
>Three of the main cast are underdeveloped as fuck still.
Fucking hack writing.
>>4131126
This show is all about convenience anon, they literally talk about Peridot in Keeping it Together to "foreshadow" her appearing in the ep
>>4131096
>>4131142
>Three
Hey man, Amethyst isn't that fat.
>>4131151
And also conveniently keep talking about Garnet being a fusion on the same episode
>>4131103
>>Townie episodes have a lot of slice of life comfiness
>>Peridot fuses with someone
>>Lapis learns to not be a cunt
>>Bismuth gets placed on a bus or rebubbled
>>In depth Rose flashback episodes
>>Amethyst gets enough character building to be on par with Pearl and Steven
>>Homeworld forces show up by the end of the season
All of those have a decent chance of happening
>>4131151
>Lapis shit talks Jasper with Steven on the boat
>Jasper doggy paddles her way into the scene
>>4131221
>doggy
>>4131103
That worst case scenario isn't even that bad. Actual realistic worst case scenario:
>every single episode is about Sadie from now on
>Sadie becomes an official member of the Crystal Gems after absorbing Centipeetle and Jasper's gems
>Peridot and Lapis commit ritual suicide, dying forever
>Garnet remains defused for the remainder of the show, her components are always bitching about nothing
>Pearl goes fully insane to the point where she is trying to kill/"help" Steven every episode like in Space Race
>Amethyst becomes so angsty that she only speaks out to whine and sob
>Steven fuses with Connie forever, eternally becoming an awkward, lanky freak that is incredibly nervous and shy around everyone
>Sadie takes over as the main character since Stevonnie is too awkward
>Greg dies of a heart attack after realizing he is too good for this show
>all of the voice actors are replaced by unpaid, overworked interns to cut down costs
>Klasky Csupo redesigns all the characters
>CN goes back in time to the early 1980s to retrieve the early animators of He-Man and GI Joe
>>4131126
>lapis said being part of malachite under the ocean was "wet, bleak, and suffocating", and said she was taking a break from water.
>the clips from the summer of steven promo with them on a boat are almost 100% from "alone at sea"
>near the end of the promo, a clip plays with steven in front of the boat saying to someone offscreen "I promise, this will be the most fun you've ever had"
that lat line in particular makes me think lapis is reluctant to go on the boat in the first place, but goes because steven wants her to. and them talking about malachite doesn't need to be a huge thing, it could be something as offhand as "wow steven i never thought i'd like water again after malachite", and then they find jasper shortly after.
/Sug/, can someone please post the picture of Peridot cosplaying as Felicia from Darkstalkers?
>>4130664
>What about all those gems that acted like monsters?
Look at this nerd, thinking induction is valid
>>4130945
You know, this might be the hindsight fallacy, but a giant gorilla with rainbow dreadlocks has got to be the most tumblresque design possible.
>>4131331
http://raidengekkou.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Kittydot-614758210
Source links to Blushmallet
>>4131300
>lapis is happy
>something goes wrong
Every time.
>>4131360
Thank you Anon.
>>4131379
it's rotten, isn't it?
>>4131432
do you remember where you saw it last time that prompted you to search for it? You can always check desuarchive for previous /trash/ threads if you missed something
>>4131300
>Lappis saying malachite
I want Steven to address that famous phrase of her's:
>we're malachite now
She made everyone think that Lapis/Jasper were subsumed by Malachite. As far a we know that was NEVER the case
>>4131379
It's almost like conflict is what makes stories interesting
>>4131488
>no Jasper
Into the TRASH
>>4131533
to meet Jasper?
>>4131486
That was just lapis being manipulative and wanting Steven to fuck off.
