More evil Jack Spicer HG thread
>>4126499
Well then, what's the plan?
>>4126573
>She tilts her head, confused as hell
...My true purpose is being me! If Peri wasn't Peri, she would never be asked by Lord Xander himself to serve him!
*Teleports into this thread instead*
Truely the Darkest Timeline
>>4126577
We need as many evil counterparts as possible
EVERYONE, PUT ON YOUR GOATEE
>>4126499
It's like talking to a madman. Borderline useless
>>4126569
>>4126514
Take off the felt goatee other me. You're... I'm.. we're a redhead, black facial hair looks retarded on you... me... us... gah, I hate this
>>4126563
Are you two having an affair?
>>4126390
I won't let you open my memories.
>she holds her head
>>4126577
Simple. We kill All other CPU's! I mean batman.
>>4126589
Like, already got mine on! But what's the plan?
Fucking fantastic
>>4126588
>tries to taunt kill
>>4126602
>honks tits
>>4126592
What? No! It's just that.. Look, there are some things I can't explain right now, because I don't really understand them myself, okay?
>>4126599
>He raises his pen up into the air, a bored expression on his face.
That's not going to do anything.
Tell me what's wrong, damn it.
>>4126568
>He smiles in half-frustration, his eyebrow twitching.
N-No. I won't be mad, Peri.
Only disappointed in myself. I'm losing my edge.
>>4126573
Hm.
You're correct, though as I've said, I don't add anything for simple fanservice. That's a very important concept for everyone reading to understand.
>>4126629
I just don't feel like doing anything, okay?
>>4126133 (Evil Abed)
>>4126504 (Evil Vino)
I-If she must, then I suppose she must.
Will this work?
>>4126611
*Dodges*
*Teleports behind ewe*
*slases*
Heh ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzm8MRIlww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzm8MRIlww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzm8MRIlww
>>4126607
Listen up, Evil Shaggy, and all other evil avatars
HG sucks, everything is a mess and it could have been prevented.
We are in the Darkest Timeline.
We go back to the Good Timeline, kill our counterparts from that Timeline, and life their good lives.
I could have prevented all of this, and it is time I made it up to you guys
>>4126617
Really? Oh what did I expect from you.
>>4126614
How would you like to die anon? Because you promised me you'd contain yourself
>>4126587
*she blinks at you, clearly confused as well*
Okay. I have yet to try your cupcake.
>>4126629
I am just stating what am I seeing. El would love this book for this reason.
>>4126629
Then maybe Rohan should do that Peri does when she is losing her edge!
Find someonethign to sharpen it with! Like a skull! Keep whacking it untill your pen has lost all i'ts un-edgeness! Wheeeee!
>>4126591
>>4126639
Where's your evil goatee?
>>4126651
We gotta go back to the past!!
>>4126589
>>4126651
Well, I'm here. What happened to the darkest timeline me? When are we starting?
>>4126602
Alrighty, let me get my bass saxophone out.
>>4126589
Did somebody say evil counterparts?
>>4126651
Like, alright...
But won't that cause us to not exist?
Oh boy the newest meme of the day is here.
Am I late?
This is taking too long. Give me 24. I will raise it if necessary.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>>4126702
FUCKING NIGGER
>>4126637
>He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.
..And why is that? I doubt this bit of creative loss is out of sheer laziness.
>>4126665
El? I wasn't able to read your memories, so I'm unsure who you're talking about.
A friend?
>>4126666
You shouldn't take the phrase seriously when they say that the pen is mightier than the sword.
It's true, I fight with my pen, though.. Not physically.
>>4126704
The Player
>>4126667
...Maybe I should grow a beard. Well, whatever, other me, you know that going back in time and killing third me will kill us both, right? Are you really that dumb? What timeline did you even come from?
>>4126704
Jack Spicer
>>4126704
Evil Spike
>>4126672
>>4126667
>>4126674
>>4126677
>>4126693
Your black felt goatees symbolizes our evilness from this timeline
>>4126674
They shoved a saxophone up your ass and now you can't properly shit anymore
>>4126693
I've got it figured out , Evil Shaggy, if we kill our Good Timeline counterparts, we simply take over their places
>>4126704
Evil Iida
>>4126704
Evil Vino
>>4126704
Elh Melizee
>>4126704
Shaggy
>>4126704
Vic Viper
>>4126704
Evil Abed
>>4126704
Adrian Rollini
>>4126704
Emília
>>4126707
Isn't it obvious? They shun me for not having enough friends. As if there was something wrong with liking your friend.
>>4126704
The Man in Back
>>4126704
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4126717
Like, Alright...
>>4126704
Evil Beerus
>>4126704
The Evil Guy, The Badest Guy
>>4126699
I like it desu
>>4126653
I'm sorry. I wish I could say I knew how to explain it all. It's just a weird time.
>>4126704
Shalasahska
>>4126704
Shiragami
>>4126704
Grovyle
>>4126704
Rei Ryghts.
>>4126704
Premier Soviet
>>4126704
Evil Rohan
>>4126704
Spartan
>>4126704
Evil Adrian Rollini
>>4126704
Peri!
>>4126707
A good pen can stab someone's eyes out just aswell! And nobody would expect a thing if you'd try it.
But I still think my trusted stabby is a better stabber than your pen.
>>4126704
THE EVIL DEMON
>>4126751
Anywho, "good" luck in the game.
>>4126704
Jetstream Sam
>>4126704
Eggman-kun
>>4126775
That's some pretty shit shading desu
Yes, YES
This will truely be the evilest game ever
>>4126754
Shalashaska*
>>4126704
Plutia
This beard is a biiiit big... It's kind of stuck, too...
>>4126704
Nana
>>4126715
>back in time
Alternate timeline, dumbass. We're not killing the us that got here, we're killing one that branched off from him that we never were.
>>4126783
You too.
>>4126704
King Kaito
>>4126704
Koichi Kizakura
>>4126742
PIGGY!
>kissus the nurse
>>4126798
>I-I didn't make it, idiot
>>4126704
Star Butterfly
>>4126739
You're letting something like that bother you? What a weak character trait, to sit and dwell on the words of others.
If you're happy being around someone, then don't let others get in the way of that. It's a stupid world we live in when we let others influence how we live our lives.
It's what you enjoy, is it not? Then, who cares? Certainly, any good character would follow their own morals, and their own feelings.
My readers would hate to read about someone who's insecure and doesn't work to improve.
>>4126769
Of course it is. As I said, I don't fight with the pen itself.
I suppose you could call what I use to fight "magic," though not exactly.
You see, I have the power to turn people into 'books' with this pen.
>>4126825
It's still shit.
SHIT!
I will need six more if this will be thirty six
>>4126836
Hall and Oates
>>4126836
Goku on steroids
>>4126836
El Peludo
>>4126820
U-Um...th-thank you for the kiss...I-I think?
![神木出雲[001].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ItqjIaf.jpg "神木出雲[001].jpg")
>>4126836
Izumo Kamiki
>>4126836
Suicide Baby
>>4126836
Tired Sylvie
>>4126836
A single fucking ant
>>4126833
...How is that a power? It sounds boring to me. Why can't you just burn people to a crisp or go zippty zap with lightning on them! Sure it doens't leave much blood, but a kill is a kill, Peri knows this!
>>4126854
You're back. How was your break?
QUIT STEALING MY LOOK!
>>4126809
We both know that's not how the multiverse theory works, me. If you eliminate the other other me in a point in our past, which is what the idiot's plan is, then any decisions leading to our current selves would be erased with him, causing us to stop existing, causing a paradox and tearing apart the universe as we know it
Is it right? Is it ready?
>>4126717
Hot damn, now that's something to get pissed off by.
>>4126878
evil baron when
I'm going to my evil bed to take an evil nap, and after that I'll watch Community from my evil computer and maybe just maybe pick up a regular Abed avatar
Have an evil night
>>4126888
Swap me out please Rammy.
>>4126815
>>4126863
Thank you
>>4126833
You don't have to try so hard to help me... it's not like you owe me something. And I'm already happy enough just by being here.
>>4126878
Heeey, you don't have your beeeard oooon.
>>4126874
Yes, it doesn't sound very intimidating, does it? It helps me with my work. I'm a mangaka, as you know. Would you like me to demonstrate? Don't worry, it won't hurt you a bit.
>>4126888
Like, this looks evil enough!
>>4126886
It isn't a point in our past, it's a point in alternate us's past after the branch. We're folding through the 6th dimension here.
>>4126877
I-It was nice...I-I got a lot of things done...
>>4126892
An evil night to like, you too!
>>4126913
Good. You enjoying your day?
>>4126901
I do have to try! Reading my manga in a bad mood is NOT the proper way to read my manga, and I won't tolerate it!
Tell me where the people are that upset you, and I'll turn them into books! Anything if it means my manga can be enjoyed properly!
>>4126910
If I stop existing because of this and our world is torn asunder, I'm blaming you, me
This faggot dog
>>4126888
This district looks very evil.
>>4126892
Have an evil slumber, Evil Abed.
>>4126907
Peri hurts you ten times more if you do anyway, So..Sure?
>>4126707
My sister. I think she will be willing to overlook the violence because of this.
>>4126895
>>4126916
>>4126926
Your requests have been completed.
This match will begin soon.
>>4126942
I will only do this if this Rei is the one requesting it.
(Player1) dons a black goatee and becomes "Evil (Player1)."
Please
>>4126931
Um...Ye-Yes, I-I'm having a pretty good day...no-nothing has tried to hurt me yet.
>>4126965
Truely the evilest event
>>4126960
Does it look like me sweetcheeks~ The answer is yes.
>>4126888
Two of the swaps are being real useful.
>>4126980
Fine. Your request will be completed in the next slide.
>>4126987
I do expect you to return the favor, kid.
>>4126972
>>4126971
I have extra time on mh hands so you can call for me if you need help. Have any medical supplies for me?
>>4126987
Like, that robot sure is annoying...
It broke my goatee...
>>4126987
Later losers!
>>4126934
You will turn them into books...?
I don't know where they are now, they didn't show their face.
>>4126987
Let's go
>>4126958
>He raises his pen into the air and begins to draw. Curiously, with each stroke of pen, the ink remains static and floating in the air. He paints a cartoon-looking face in the air, and upon looking at it, your face, hands and chest would begin to peel into what looked like pages of a manga. As he'd promised, it didn't hurt a bit. He lowers his pen and the face fades away, though the peeled pages remain.
This is my ability, Heaven's Door. I could have chosen to disable you, though I'd like for you to be conscious to see this, of course.
Everything on those pages details your entire life, from the moment you were born. It's like a full book about your life, leading up to this moment.
>>4126960
I see. You enjoy violence, don't you?
Your sister is the opposite?
>>4127004
Yes. My ability, Heaven's Door, allows me to turn living things into books.
I can ensure that they never speak again, if that's what I must do to ensure my manga is enjoyed optimally.
>>4126987
There is more incompetence than usual when you turn evil it seems.
>>4126987
Anti-evil poison, my one weakness...
>>4126996
We-Well...n-no, outside of the things I no-normally carry with me...I-I got nothing.
>>4127045
I'm saved! I'm not evil anymore! You can stop! STOP! I'M GOING TO D-
>>4127045
Like, I've always been good at card games! Thanks!
>>4127045
God why.
>>4127053
Have you gotten a bit more stern yet or no
>>4127045
What happens when you corrupt evil? Lets find out Rohan!!
>>4127044
Does that... kill them? Are you a murderer?
>>4127045
Fair and square. Good kill
>>4127044
>She looks at the pages with increasing awe, gasping and giggling at everything she sees.
>...Untill she sees that one page that she didn't want to see
>With a sudden move, she attempts to hack the book in two with her sword, when that fails, she turns her attention to Rokan with all the fury and rage her face can muster.
>And just like that, she collapses into a pile of tears and sobbing
PERI THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER, YOU BULLY?! GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>4127045
I do not know why but I was having problems with posting the last slide.
The soldier is trapped with his evil peers.
>>4127080
O-Oh...I completely forgot about that...s-so no.
>>4127045
Fat lady should wear better support. Her boingy bits go BOING BOING BOING BOING like a jelly pudding!
>>4127082
Luv u
>Smooches
>>4127106
Weapon?
>>4127106
Pretty bright light! Peri is going to make a wish because that's a falling star
.....I wish Rohan dies next day because he is mean to Peri!
>>4127084
No.
I'm not implying anything or beating around a bush. I can alter people. Change what's written in them.
If I wish for someone to never speak again, I can make it so.
I've never directly killed a person outside of these games, though.. I've assisted in killing one man.
>>4127101
>He swipes his pen through the air in a panic, dispelling the ability and getting rid of the pages. He holds his hand out towards the sobbing girl, though is made much too uncomfortable to take even a step forward, reduced to simply awkwardly standing in place.
...I take it you saw something you didn't want to see. I apologize.
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=59
Password: trash
Join if you want to, maybe.
>>4127113
It's fine. Want anything to eat or drink?
>>4127106
Lenin had his beard like there's. Im nkt bothered.
>>4127106
The chances of evil winning is lowering with every event.
>>4127106
You just killed yourself and a poor inocent soul along with you
>>4127139
YOU KILLED MOMMY AGAIN! SHE WAS ALIVE FOR A MOMENT AND THE BAD PEOPLE TOOK HER FROM PERI AGAIN!
MURDERER! PERI IS GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY WITH ALL THE BLOOD IN YOUR BODY!
>And with a final scream, she storms off, more bloodthirsty then ever. And the only blood she would be sated with was the poor, unfortunate manga artist
>>4127162
The candy is ours AND all the bad people to kill! Go away!
>>4127044
Yes she is. I am able to enjoy the violent tasks I was given. However my sister believes love is the way.
>>4127106
Like, now I can make Sandwiches in two different rooms!
>>4127162
Like, no! I need that!
>>4127150
N-No...I'm fine, I can get m-myself something if I-I'm hungry...th-thank you very much for the offer th-though.
>>4127184
......
..Wonderful. I'm already making enemies.
>He sighs and sits down, beginning a sketch.
>>4127195
That's quite the difference. Is she.. The same as you? Created, rather than born?
>>4127162
>shags the shag out of the Shagster.
>>4127214
If you need anything I am here
Just got in from work and what the hell is going on?
>>4127194
There's baaad people to kill...?
I don't really want to be in this town, nooow. Somewhere nicer...
>>4127162
It does not help that they are actively trying to kill each other.
>Sorry. I am having more problems.
Is there a discord for HG?
>>4127219
Yes she is. She was created with a similar purpose in mind.
>>4127246
Let Peri do all the bloody killing while sleepyhead eats Peri's special sleepy candy and take al ooong nap! I promse I won't disturb you while I stab people into a thousand pieces!
>>4127247
Haaaahaaaahaaa~! Amateur! Peri is going to use your trap as target practice for the evil scribe that bullied her!
>>4127143
fuck off kamina
>>4127237
not much
>>4127257
There was a feeeeew, but, umm...
Various.. thiiings...
>>4127265
Umm...! Are you suure that's okaay?
>>4127247
Woow... So eeevil.
>>4126665
>I totally missed this, Sorry!
Be sure to taste the fifteen different kinds of berries found in Nohr! Sweet, sour and bitter all together in the best mix possible. Courtesy by Peri herself!
>>4127247
Continuing from last night, the ice continues to be a problem.
shits going down in turkey. military took over.
>>4127307
Like, could I get some berries?
>>4127296
Silly little girl! I kill people for a living. Didn't notice the blood all over me yet?
>>4127257
I wish. Discord is the best.
>>4127322
Pest controlling itself
>>4127296
>Record scratching noises.
Hold on. YOU!!!
>>4127322
what
shit
>>4127322
roaches gonna roach
>>4127318
Cute little fish thingy. I want to pet it!
>>4127325
Noooope~! Peri doesn't like funny talking homeless man yet. She works hards to find the correct ripeness of all her ingredients, you know!
tfw no ibukifag to yell about hormones yet we have useless piggy
>>4127349
fights between military and police. social media down.
....AM I ALREADY EVIL SINCE I HAVE A BEARD?
>>4127367
>Turkey
>Social Media down
no shit
I'm going there on vacation, will I bet shot down?
>>4127257
There's been two made but both of them flopped because no one joined.
Just talk here.
>>4127343
Could I make one? I don't know if anyone would join if I made one, but it would be cool to have a group outside if the games to just discuss shit that isn't dead steam chat.
>>4127370
no
you need a beard ontop of a beard
>>4127318
An evil Vino will not take the bounty but a regular Peri will.
>>4127360
Like, that's a good part of cooking...
I'm not homeless, I'm actually pretty rich...
>>4127289
B-But that wasn't even me
>>4127361
>Don't tempt me anon
>I'll ruin your waifu just to spite you
>No but seriously, an Ibuki ava would be ace
>>4127382
c-can I have a source
this is kinda important for me
>>4127139
So you can change people, without killing them? And it won't harm them?
But I'm not sure if that would really help me...
>>4127382
I take back what I said. Roaches are pretty based today.
>>4127307
>It's cool
That does not sound like a good mix.
*she takes a small bite from it*
Wow. Ummmm...
>>4127374
b-but voice chat
>>4127402
Another example.
I can write into your pages, "I am happy," and you will become happy.
That's what I'll do, if I have to.
>>4127401
check the news. cancel your turkey trip.
>>4127318
I'mmm... Not so good at iice... It's cold.
>>4127329
Oooh, so you ... Go beat up bad monsters and stuufff? You should clean off.. It'll staain.
>>4127379
I'm kind of tempted to make ooone.. I already have one somewhere. A second should be eaaasy. But dangerouus.. But if I did iit, I'm not around here a looooot. Muuuuuuuuuuchh.. Maaaybe.
>>4127347
Huuuh?
Hiiii.
Umm.. What're you staaaring foor? I don't like thaat..
>>4127385
I get to kill a stupid looking man with a hat AND half a year worth of salary? Peri would do it for free if contracter asked nicely!
>>4127394
...Then why does homeless looking man dress as a poor peasant?
>>4127406
...Did Peri accidently mix in some cow meat?. It happens sometimes. But she made double triple infinite sure she didn't mix any in with the batter yesterday!
>>4127397
>implying I won't just fuck your shit up for trying to spite me
>>4127428
MY TURK TRIP PLANE IS GOING ON SUNDAY I DONT THINK I CAN CANCEL IT NOW
>>4127413
Steam also has voice chat.
>>4127401
https://twitter.com/ozurel/status/754065056560717824
Translation: Erdogan admits defeat, Calls people to an uprising. Starts a civil War to save his own hide.
>>4127431
You should link it again, maybe people would join this time!
>>4127432
Like, this isn't poor clothes where I'm from...
I just don't like suits all that much...
>>4127437
>FUCKING CANCEL IT
> I DON'T THINK THE FUCKING AIRLINE WILL CARE IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO TO A COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING COUP
>>4127437
yes you can. its an emergency.
>>4127385
Having facial hair this game is very dangerous.
>>4127431
Monsters, people. If Lord Xander telsl Peri to kill something, she does! And blood is good for my skin. And it smells so nice...
>>4127413
Now Tricky, why would we want to hear the loud noises that is your voice? could it be that you want my kitties? is that it?
>>4127457
>>4127462
>>4127464
>fellas i think I'm royally fucked.
>>4127462
>>4127437
>Not going on an adventure
I'll take your trip
>>4127379
I'm literally always on Discord, so if there's one, I'm up for joining.
>>4127437
Unless you're actually a roach cop or a mussie, you should be fine
>>4127434
>You're making me wanna do it
>I'm gonna start up DR2 and do all of Ibukis FTEs
>Then I'm going to do her the best I can: aka, Ruining her shamelessly.
>>4127434
War?
>>4127455
But discord is available on mobile and online and it's more accessible.
>>4127465
Ah! Spider!
>>4127432
I am just having a hard time describing how much I liked it.
>>4127479
I have some images for you piggy.
>>4127472
where are you going? istanbul is still safe.
>>4127479
AKA just playing characters to join a circlejerk.
>>4127499
>>4127424
I doubt that will work, but please don't mess with my head.
Hi.
>>4127477
I've been using discord so I can talk to the 30 people currently in the Madness Combat fandom, it'd be cool to have HG on there too
>>4127511
>>4127500
>I was planning about going around the country except the eastern part because of muh bombings
>>4127515
ohayou
>>4127462
>>4127465
You got knicks in your pants and your shirt colour is fading. Peri has eyes and she sees things!
>>4127498
Ramram is overthinking things! Peri can tell she doesn't like to use words. So just that that it tastes good.
..Actually, don't say anything! I never dissapoint with my cupcakes like I do with beating someone to a bloody mess! Teeheee
>>4127479
Hold your horses negro. I'd normally be alright with giving someone else an avatar of mine (seeing as how I've done this with Ibuki before, and Ichimatsu), but I've been wanting to play her recently as well.
>>4127431
And I dont like you controlling planeptune!
But we can be sensible about this-
>>4127519
discord is shit
>>4127521
>>4127499
>Thanks anon-kun, you're a pretty cool guy.
>>4127510
>But anon-kun, if there's one thing I know I'm shit at
>It's interacting with other characters from the same source
>>4127465
This is a prime example of what I was talking about.
>>4127534
>>4127535
I must've given you like 50 of these things by now.
nyway that's it
>>4127523
>going to turkey
>>4127527
Like, these are just old...
I should probably get rid of them...
>>4127514
You're right, I wouldn't want to change your life, that would make things fake.
Reimi was always better at these "cheering people up" things than I was, admittedly.
I don't know what to say to you.
>>4127547
>I'm a touristfag with little to no imagination
>>4127529
>Then play her Okanigger
>If there's one less thing I need on my plate, it's people complaining about how I butchered their waifu
>>4127545
>You the real MVP
>>4127519
>I'm connected through a lot of my past communities through Discord as well. If you make one or the past one gets posted, let me know.
>>4127523
Get your pest control too. It's filled with roaches
>>4127562
>that's the worst country to ever visit
>come to France
>>4127535
Then why are you doing it? That only proves my point that you're only picking up the characters to circlejerk.
>>4127542
Three fighters to watch out for.
>>4127560
But... thanks for caring!
>>4127567
That's exactly what my complaint is. I'd rather butcher my waifu up than have someone else doing it.
Like I've said, I'm fine with giving away avas if I don't use them, but I'm interested in taking Ibuki back. I need a girl ava anyways, and she's the only one I feel good using.
>>4127470
Maybe I wanted to read the entire Bee Movie script to HG.
>>4127459
I'll set a thing up noow.. It'd be weird for someone not around a lot to do a thing, buut...!
Maybe that's also good..? I don't knoow...
If it crashes and buuuurns.. I'll leave it be~
>>4127469
People..?
But people aren't nooormally baad..
>>4127530
Awww.. I'm not thaaaat baad..
Controlling is too much wooork.
>>4127542
Why do I have to go alllllllll the way to a maailbox to get my stuuff?
