/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
S'up, cool cats edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Lucy is MINE.
>Not taking a look at the OP
>Luanposter
Yep, we're starting.
>When your brother keeps borrowing your manga and the pages are stuck together.
3 days
Would you stick it in her mouth?
>>4114653
Is that a boner?
>>4114616
NO MINE
>>4114674
Now she's futa.
Lacy is a product of the purest love
>>4114696
Send it to Loud House studios
>>4114696
jcm2 is a god
"Wait, I did take my pill when I was with Bobby the other night, didn't I?"
MEXIAnon here, with 'Luna fucks up and end ups drugging up her siblings with pot' (Title needed)
It was summer In the Loud House, and the chaos is more rampant than ever.
An 11 yo olds was just awakening from his slumber, despite being holidays he always got off the bed early because of the noise that his Sister made too early In the morning
"You know, for some guys with a normal family holidays are the maximum definition of comfyness and relaxation, but In my particular case...
As soon as Lincoln stopped talking a Loud guitar riff started playing, an explosion occured shaking the whole house to it's core, a football Ball went flying breaking a vase; all of this happened at the span of only 7 seconds.
"Yeah, that happens. You see, when I don't have a school to attend my sisters also have no school, meaning that instead of having to endure my sisters only like 8 hours a day, I have to coexists with them 16 hours now"
The boy started dressing up for the day ahead
"Luckily I have a plan; after living this particular situation for years now I have deviced a scheme that leaves me out of trouble for at least a couple of hours to relax"
After he dressed up completely he decided to go out of his room towards the madness that was the hall.
The hall was a mess, like always, but like every weekend it was particulary messy and chaotic; that was the Power of summer holidays, every single day was like a Saturday.
Quite 'The Horror' in Luan words.
Lincoln avoided the mortal trap that was the Hall with the grace and agility of a Down Syndrome child with Parkinson's; to make the description long he tripped In every prank that Luan set, he stepped In a skateboard until he fell down the stair flailing his arms like awkward noodles.
Lincoln landed loudly In the floor. He incorporated himself slowly cheking if he hadn't broke a Bone, you know, the usual morning
"Ouchhhh...As I was saying, I have my way to avoid problems, the only thing I have to do is to prepare breakfast"
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
NOOOOOT!
>>4114696
I'm a sucker for paintings myself.
We should do a high-quality print and send it to their studios. Make up for the incest.
She isn't a good sister
She isn't a bad sister
She is THE sister
>>4114760
>It's another Loud sister has to get an abortion episode.
>leni's bikini
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>4114777
Kek bless digits.
I want to Carol.
>>4114760
>letting a spic cum inside under any circumstances
big mistake
>>4114797
Scooter - Endless Summer
>>4114793
Do they get to play with the aborteted fetus like a doll at the end? Or do they give it to filthy frank to make some nice cuisine with it?
tell Luna your favorite song
techno edition
>>4114792
Requesting a fic where the Louds go to see RAW or Smackdown
Lynn crushes on Roman Reigns
'CAUSE THEY LIVE FOR ROCK-AND-ROLL
THEY'LL TRY TO STEAL YOUR SOUL
MIGHT EVEN TRY TO STEAL YOUR SISTER
WATCH OUT FOR THE ROCK BRIGADE
OH NO IT'S THE ROCK BRIGADE
ROCK BRIGADE
Herdie verdie verdie
>>4114843
>SB99
>not cancerous face
The end times are here.
>>4114814
I want Carol to be in love with Lincoln
>>4114854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tUcE10yZ9I
>>4114868
No.
>>4114871
>(spoons rattling).jpg
>>4114792
Now I want a picture of Ronnie Anne as Seth Rollins
>>4114855
>implying
>>4114868
What did she mean by this?
>>4114874
>"H-hey! I'm not cute! I'm metal..."
>>4114854
https://youtu.be/BbJv75Ur_AA
>>4114835
They give it to Lisa for her stem cell research.
Is Jump jump taking a break for a while?
>>4114855
I assume you're the sonicfag, yes?
how do you manage to spread your autism between here, /asp/ and /v/?
>>4114916
Vacation.
He'll be back and better than ever before.
>>4114907
You're adorable, Luna!
>>4114868
Lynnfag roll call.
Liberty... with a gun
>>4114918
what.
>>4114909
As smart as lisa is, do you think she knows where babies come from?
What does /tlhg/ think of Lisa's butt?
>>4114893
That is a mystery for you to uncover, Brother Nero
>>4114950
CAMBOT
>>4114950
reporting for duty
I need new episodes ASAP
I'm running out of (you)'s
>>4114967
small
https://youtu.be/M6bTjnlR9GU
Requesting a fic where Lincoln's grandpa comes to town and shit like this happens.
>>4114967
Lisa is not for butt stuff
>>4114970
I CAN SLAP BROTHER NERO
>>4114763
interesting very interesting especially your temporary title
It's flavor country hours, friends, buddies, and guys.
>>4114995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOIdxHpPpk
This could work, too.
... this channel is my guilty pleasure
>>4114990
gotchu
>>4115060
>>4114964
Yes. With great knowledge comes a loss of innocence.
>>4114863
>"God-fucking-dammit Luna I told you to keep that shitty dad rock down!!"
>"Oh yeah, s-sorry Anon..."
>"You're lucky I'm even letting you listen to that shit at all on my property."
>"What can I say, dude, I know it's only rock and roll but-"
>"Shut the fuck up! How many times do I have to tell you those fucking references aren't funny!"
>"..."
>"I-I'm sorry, I've... just had a long day."
>"A-alright Anon, try to get some sleep."
>"Don't tell me what to do."
>"...I love you too."
You will never abuse Luna
>>4115060
>>4114964
Yes, and she's not interested in such pleb stuff.
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
Requesting Luna blushing like a tomato
![The.Loud.House.S01E13a.For.Bros.About.to.Rock.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_03.35_[2016.07.15_01.07.42] 2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFS911d.jpg "The.Loud.House.S01E13a.For.Bros.About.to.Rock.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_03.35_[2016.07.15_01.07.42] 2.jpg")
"Now Anon, let´s see your rock pose."
>>4115081
yep
>>4114950
Lynn it to win it
>>4114080
Done
>>4115074
The fic could have scenarios from Bad grandpa and Brandon Roger's grandpa videos.
I am sad as fuck to continue posting for tonight.
Gotta take a nap, maybe crying will help me out to being tired enough. Night everyone.
>>4115116
Fuck yes more please
>>4115116
>>4114854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TalyltOJOrs
>>4115116
>>"What can I say, dude, I know it's only rock and roll but-"
>>"Shut the fuck up! How many times do I have to tell you those fucking references aren't funny!"
>>"..."
>>4114964
Yes, she probably keeps an extensive log of of her families mating habits.
>>4115196
Yes! Thanks dude.
>Guys... I did an episode of "All In with Cam Newton." It airs tomorrow, Friday, 7/15 at 9pm on Nickelodeon. BTW... This isn't trick of photography. He's really that tall. Or... I'm really that short.
>all this luna abuse
Please stop it.
Did anyone ever draw Lori wearing the leggings that really ride up on ya?
>>4115264
Oh now
Now Savino is the MANLET!
>>4115278
Bishop did a while back
>>4115277
Your tryhard dadrock wannabe deserves it
>>4115277
No its goooood
>>4114854
Does Darkwave count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY
>>4115206
sleep tite lil nigga
>>4115264
Is it gonna be worth watching, though?
Okay, how in the hell do you do this effect?
Seriously, I need some help. Please.
>L-Lincoln I had another nightmare about the clowns again...can I sleep with you tonight?
>>4115264
Who's the manlet now, HUH!
Nice incest joke.
>>4115323
> You can sleep here if you want. But you know those aren't nightmares, right? Those are real.
>>4115323
Time to repost my first fanfic.
>Lucy knocks on Lincoln's door late at night
>"Can I sleep here tonight? I had a fight with Lynn again"
>"S-sure Lucy, come on in"
>Lincoln makes room for Lucy on his bed.
>They both crawl under the already warm blanket.
>Lucy lets out a little giggle.
>"Thanks Lincoln, you really saved my night"
>"N-no problem Lucy. Good night"
>"Night"
>They don't do anything sexual at all and sleep through the whole night.
>>4115322
>mfw i gotta draw something
>>4115323
>NO, HE'S SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT!
>>4115307
You're making her sad and junk
>>4115350
I really do need to know, though.
I'm not Snap, by the way.
Most of /tlhg/ are adults with jobs and responsibilities
You now realize that we don't love this show because of the incest, though that's a big appeal
We love it because we miss the days where we were carefree children with no real responsibilities. Fucking around with our siblings and having fun, and the only thing we ever had to worry about was turning in our homework at school
>>4115349
10/10 would read again
>>4115322
> download paint.net
> open your image
> effects -> Radial Blur
> adjust values as desired
Didn't even know how to do it. Just tried looking around a bit.
>>4115381
>Most of /tlhg/ are adults with jobs and responsibilities
>people on this dump
>employment
>life
BWA HA HA HA HA HA
>>4115264
savino's shirt looks tight
>>4115356
She's gonna be real sad tomorrow because as soon as I wake up I'm writing a Luna abuse fic.
>>4115264
cam newton is like 6'6" tho
>>4114583
From last thread
>>4114763
"Cooking for my sisters has a powerfull influence in the siblings dynamic; Lori wants me to do something for her? *Boom* 'Sorry Lori, I made the breakfast', Leni needs someone to model for her? *Boom* 'Im so tired for cooking Leni, get someone else'. Do you get me now? Cooking for my sisters gets me an immunity card that stops my annoying sisters from askig me favors and stuff"
Was Lincoln being a bitch? Probably
Did he gave a fuck? Not really
Lincoln entered the kitchen and started wondering what he would prepare for his sisters with a triumphant grin on his face.
Now, while our 'Main character' was busy enacting his master plan like a big guy, one of his sister wasn't so calm at all
'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STASH?'
Luna Loud, one of the oldest sisters on the Loud household was searching like a madwoman.
Her room was a mess by now, all kind of clothes and musical artifacts were thrown In the floor.
'WHERE is it?!' She thought insanely worried
Luna Loud was by no means Mature and responsible. She, like most of rocker wannabe teenagers, fell for the Weed meme and started consuming it when she started Highschool as a freshman.
In one of her 'sessions' with her stoner friends, Chunk gave to her a good stash of por to save for the next 'Lolapallooza'; In her High state she thought it was a reasonable idea to keep marihuana In a house filled with 10 siblings
Stoners tend to do shit like that
'Calm down Luna and think for once' She thought to herself meditating
'I already got Luan out of my back so i could search the room. Lucky for me our parents went to a little vacation for 3 days to a Resort'
The Loud parents could be assholes sometimes, but to be fair, Mr. would probably be a nervous wreck by now if it weren't for the ocational scapades with his wife
'I only need to find the stash and hide it from my siblings until the day after tomorrow'
'Should I ask for help?...No, too risque. Lori, Luan and Lynn would rat me out. I need someone stupid
>>4115381
I bet you there are several underage posters here
>>4115399
>tfw Linux
i-i think i can figure out gimp
>>4115434
Please leave.
>>4115381
No, I hated childhood. No siblings, no friends, I was picked on constantly, and I was medicated to the point of having almost no emotions. I watch this show because it can be funny and because I can shitpost about it on 4chan.
>>4115413
that is definitely a shmedium
>>4114582
Aw fuck Lincoln had a stroke
>>4115187
>>4115434
>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW who want to fuck the baby
>>4115323
>Without a word, Lincoln moved over to make room, allowing Lucy to climb in.
>"What did they do this time?"
>Lucy made herself comfortable under the covers.
>"They made me sing a birthday song with them."
>Lincoln yawned deeply.
>"Well, as always, château de Lincoln has anti clown nightmare shielding."
>A deeper yawn escaped him as he spoke.
>"Sho you can rest easy."
>Lucy momentarily dropped her gloomy monotone.
>"Thank you, Lincoln."
>As he drifted deeper into sleep, he felt Lucy's arm rest over his chest. She's the big spoon.
Reading that story with Lori having a big ass makes me want to draw her with one now.
>>4115274
Since last thread died and I'm not sure if the anon saw it.
>>4115362
>>4115493
>he actually believes that
>>4115523
Thanks
>>4114950
![BasaltUSGOV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wxEzzky.jpg "BasaltUSGOV[1].jpg")
>>4115486
> granite
shit taste
basalt > granite prove me wrong [sp]you can't[/sp]
>>4115478
Another one.
>>4115523
Do it
>>4115215
>>4115307
>Luna tuning her guitar in the living room early in the morning
>"The fuck you think you're doing?"
>"Just about to start jammin' man. Is that a problem."
>"DON'T FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME!!"
>"S-sorry."
>"...what I meant was, why are you doing that when there are so many things to do around the house, honey."
>"I-I have all day while you're at work to do chores. Also I h-"
>"You have all day to sit on your increasingly fat ass and play your juvenile music, but when I'm home, I want you doing chores because I don't want to live this fucking pigsty you call a house. Clear!"
>"Yeah, I'll get right on it..."
>She speaks up again as you are about to walk out the door
>"I wrote a song for you, that's why I was playing this early..."
>You roll your eyes "Great. Listen, I'm very busy so you're just gonna have to show me some other time."
>"O-okay."
>"Love you babe."
>"Yeah..."
>when you know he been taking your stockings at night when you asleep
i-i tried
In the episode 'In tents debate', Lincoln has the deciding vote on where the Louds will spend their vacation. Instead of letting him decide on his own, his sisters form two teams to try and buy his vote/
At first, they try being nice to him. Then, they shift to being assholes to him to try and frame the other team. Then, after he makes his decision, THEY force him to be their slave on the camping trip because they were waiting on him hand and foot even though doing that was THEIR idea in the first place.
I like most episodes, but that was bullshit.
>>4115432
but but but Luna is not bad.
please continue
>>4115525
Thanks man, good night
>>4115493
She instigated it with how provocative she dresses. Stupid slut babby was asking for it.
>>4114626
>>4114950
Reporting in to ship some Lynn.
check 'em for France
>>4115585
THE GREIF ITS GOOD
>>4115585
You can easily switch this to Mr. Loud being sick of Luna's shit
>>4115585
I love Luna but I want more of anon breaking Luna down into his perfect little love slave.
Is there a good luan fic out there?
>>4115187
>>4115589
Also. why was the baby given a vote
Also, why did the parents even allow the situation to fall on Lincoln?
Mr. Loud should have picked a spot and that would be the end of it
>>4115565
Last one for tonight
>>4115585
Mister can I have some moar
>>4115642
I want the bad things to stop. I want to be able to travel without the risk of some hairy asshole blowing me up or shooting me.
>>4115684
Looking for lewd or just Luan being Luan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
>>4115434
What a fucking baby SLUT
>>4115642
L O S E R
Liberty can manage to be more of a loser than Lucy
Rejected artists for the Loud House theme song.
>>4115746
Fuck off Misha
>>4115735
that's fucked
>>4115721
I want a restoration of the anglosphere.
And a steady decline in Islam everywhere always.
Who's the objective best drawfag? Writefag?
>>4115757
I'll do so when that loser gets some dubs
NEVER, that is
>>4115769
Me on both counts.
>>4115755
Anal Cunt for 100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfbBjp7EboE
>>4115776
YOU CAN'T BEAT A GIRL WHO DON'T GIVE UP, PAL
>>4115493
im a toddlercon and i wasn't interested in Lily at first. but due to lewds of her popping up, now im thirsty for some of her.
too bad finding artist that do toddlers in kinda hard.
>>4115791
>She shoots
>She misses
AGAIN
>>4115417
Have pity.
>>4115812
Shut the fuck up, Misha.
>>4115684
If you like sad stuff here's one pastebin.com/iseM2AAM
>>4115723
Non lewd if possible
>>4115812
Oh, ye of little faith
>>4115769
How can they even compete?
>>4115846
I wrote one a while ago about her trying to get pasta. Real proud of some of those jokes
http://pastebin.com/WxFq48ng
For abuse fic Luna: here's the song for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0
>>4115801
>im a toddlercon
>>4115828
Thanks anon got more?
>>4115827
Sure, blame it on Misha that your precious creation can't get dubs.
>>4115849
Has she EVER gotten dubs? Real question
>>4115884
Several times. Once she got trips.
It's also a lack of pictures.
>>4115565
I know the request was done, but I just wanna keep practicing
Requesting the Louds as different Heaven Smiles.
>>4115882
Nope sorry, that was the only one I wrote
>>4115684
If your looking for lewd, this one is pretty good
http://pastebin.com/tt6MNwDz
"Hey Anon, why were you climbing out of the window in Leni's room? Were you two having sex? Were you taking advantage of my daughter? I DEMAND ANSWERS NOW ANON!"
>>4115585
>It's seven o clock at night and it's been a really long day
>Luna sees you pull into the drive way and opens the door to greet you
>"Hi, honey! How was work?"
>As you walk towards the doorway she hugs you
>In response you kiss her, almost obligatory
>"Same shit, different day. Is diner ready?"
>"Just a few more minutes."
>"Is 'a few more minutes' about an hour like it was last time you said 'a few more minutes'?"
>"N-no, really it'll just be a second."
>"Doubt it, why did I expect any better from you?"
>"I-I'm trying the best I can, Anon"
>"The best you can isn't good enough."
>She started giggling
>"Oh, you're laughting at me now!?"
>"N-no, it's just... nevermind, it's a music thing..."
>"Hurry up and get me my diner already."
>>4115938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIUd3qfHAzI
>>4115905
Well I'll believe it when I see it.
The lack of memagic digits make her even LESS real - if that's even possible.
>>4115866
I got a real soft spot for cheesy jokes
>>4115943
When is this Anon getting cucked
>>4115828
Link doesn't work.
Those crossover threads sure are weird
>>4115980
What if she's meeting Lincoln behinds Anons back.
>>4115882
Heres one. But it kind of spoils the ending when I tell you. http://pastebin.com/C7e3Jwwc
>>4115966
Well, statistically, the more you post likely there'll be dubs. I'm okay with that. We're still in early-stages of waifu-development.
Who's ready for a comic?
1.
based on a true story of mine
>>4115432
"Hey Luna, have you seen my glasses?" Said Leni as she opened the door.
She had her glasses In her head by the way, like always.
'Bingo'
"Sorry lass, 'avent seen them 'round heer. Say, have you seen a little plastic bag with green things inside?"
"Oh yeah"
"Sorry for wastin- Wait! What?! Ya 'ave really seen it?
"Yeah, I found it In your room last night while you were sleeping"
"W-where did you put it?"
"I don't remember..."
Leni stroke a thinking pose while maintaining a dumb face on, this would normally look bad on anyone else, but it was Leni, so it was 'aight and cute.
Luna was even more worried now, she has confirmed that the stash has left the safeness of her room by now.
"Forget it Leni, thanks anyway...wait, why were you In my room last night?"
"The voices inside my head told me to do it"
"...Did you forgot to take your meds Len?"
"Mayyyybeeee"
"Go do that"
"Awww, those things make me feel weird. Sometimes they make me feel like I am not even myself"
"But they are cherry flavored"
"Yay!"
Leni turned around and went for her room running, slamming herself on the walls several times...
Again Leni is cute, so it doesn't look stupid
'...That girl is going to snap one day and kill someone'
-----Meanwhile at the kitchen----
Lincoln was finishing the breakfast, an American breakfast: Coffee, orange juice, toast, eggs with bacon and a pancake.
He had to make sure his sister saw how much he spended making the breakfast for everyone.
He was basically kissing ass like a Pro.
Then Lincoln thought of something 'brilliant'
'If by making breakfast I am garuanteed at least 6 hours of solitude, maybe if I make something extra I can get my self free completely'
He started looking in the kitchen for what to make when he found a queer looking plastic bag In the back of the supplys.
'It looks like some kind of grass'
The bag had 'For brownies use' on it
"That's it, I will make some brownies"
Oh, if only he knew...
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>>4115997
Now there's an idea
>>4116010
Is there going to be fugs?
>>4115997
Then the world would be right
>>4116010
STORYTIEM
>>4116010
>>4116022
go on
All 10 sisters are mad at you and you need to diffuse the situation, what do you do?
>>4115987
Try it again, pastebin is acting strange right now or what is it telling you?
>>4114085
Man, these are taking way too long, I gotta step up my game
>>4115434
Well, I know I'm going to Hell.
>>4116050
3.
Ambient music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg
>>4115969
>"Hey Lincoln!"
>"Yeah Luan?"
>What's the difference between a seven year old and a driveway?"
>"Uh, is this gonna get dark?"
>"The cops won't arrest you if they catch you pulling out of a driveway! Ha ha, get it?"
>>4116061
Show them your dick.
God, I want to eat out Lola's delicious hairless pussy.
>>4115926
I always like lewd before I go to bed
>>4116079
shits going down
>>4116106
In other words, try to make them bust out laughing?
>>4116061
*unzips dick*
>>4116069
It's not acting as a link at all it's just acting like a google search. I've probably read it already. Can you tell me what it is?
>>4116108
>>4116108
> flavored like lemon juice, garlic, and febreze
are you sure about that
>>4116061
It was Clyde's fault.
>>4116157
.5
I invested in a ballistics vest after this
end
>>4116061
>>4116175
full version
>>4116175
Holy crap. Thats one protective dad.
>>4116162
Luan does her first stand up show and it does not go the way she expected it too
Here's the link one more time: pastebin.com/iseM2AAM
>>4116175
did you die
>>4116022
please continuing this gets interesting
>>4116195
Nice, it happened to a cousin of mine too, he broke his ankle in the fall lol
>He kill them wi' their love. Wi' their love fo' each other. That's how it is, every day, all over the world.
>>4116208
no but I couldn't hear for a half hour, try shooting a shotgun indoors
>>4114627
Fucking kek
>>4116108
>>4116022
This is all for now, here it's the pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/Z1tSRYqU
I made the title 'High and Dry' for that Radiohead song. I think it fits
I don't want to spoil or anything, but the fic will explore how the siblings would act when High on pot
As someone whose experience with Weed is short (Only smoked 3 times and ate brownies once) I hope I don't trigger real weedfags.
I will try to update more tonight around 11 pm.
Hope you liked it, and critics are appreciated.
>>4116108
Get in line, pal.
>not wanting to eat out Lana
>>4114967
I want to sniff a chair after Lisa has sat on it.
>>4116244
Well it might be because she was doing this when she thought he was asleep
>>4116258
Good to see another of your stories. I had pot brownies once, but besides a bitter taste in my mouth can't say it had any real effect.
>>4116258
Good job and I like how this goes
>>4114819
She had to replace Lincoln's broken VR helmet somehow.
