tf2g - tf2g
xion edition
is that really xion
he told me not make a thread
but i guess i am not you so it doesn't count
i want to FUCK xion(xang)
i want to TALK TO xion
you guys wanna hear a story
is it a touching story
no it's a pretty bad one
i want to hear it anyway
ok
i lied i don't really want to tell it
sorry
tfw i want to look cute but i'm incredibly lazy and also a retard so i don't understand fancy exercise stuff
>350 mb game taking 30 minutes to download
ding dong consoles
suck my ding dong
its okay you dont have to tell it *shakes you*
ding dong means fucking you ding dong retard
yeah whatever, you're a ding dong
do you like chocolate?
chocolate is my ding dong
*feeds you chocolate*
thanks
that was pretty good chocolate
my crotch feels hot
my hands are cold
hmmm
i spilled hot cocoa on myself
why are your hands cold
it's cold as fuck here
man am i gonna jack it later
why not jack it now
also will you post pics
no way i havent shaven in like 3 weeks
doesn't matter
i wanna see it anyways
please
id NEED a skirt, knee socks and a tight shave before
oh me
oh my
>>4102987
chocolate?
someone do that to me
*does THAT to you*
ok but do it irl
how am i ever going to get a bf just lurking on 4chan ;_;
dammit i was going to post something why did you interrupt
now the joke isnt going to be funny anymore
come on idiot i deleted the post
delete yours and ill delete this and you can make your joke
fuck it whatever
i bet your joke sucked
i suck
i mean i want to
i suck
i mean just that
shut the hell up and tell your story
i was going too but then >>4104291 yelled at me because he didn't know how to quote a post to tell his funny joke
now i can't
maybe i will later
>>4105817
>>4105760
just do it
snibber :DDD
>>4102117
Sauce on this cute mankey
im sad
me too
tell is the story pls
ill even sit on your lap
i dont know if the person it's about would like it if i posted about it here
i ate and i feel okayer now
why do i always feel like shit when im hungry
lack of nutrients or minerals or some shit
idk
are you going to tell us the story? i really wanna hear it
*is in bed & too tired to hear a sniper bedtime story*
im sleep
good night
n
its not that interesting really
not you, you big ding dong
i was about the other guy
who
what
GAGHAHGHAHGHAGH JSUT POSTOPSOT THE STRORTYS
which one
oh
i just fapped to straigght porn
why
i think penises are hot
does dotsy have a penis
i think i may be addicted to soda
i drank like 8 cans in 2 days
have fun with those kidney stones
thanks
ill think of you whn they pull thm out of me
<3
i accidentally drank my own piss
ffs
i bet this is someones fetish
i know right, i hate it when silly accidents like that happen
a few weeks ago i accidentally sucked my teacher's dick
it was pretty emberrasing
>>4117327
i'm not kidding
i seriously accidentally drank my own piss
now im intrigued
elaborate
>>4117377
its embarrassing
i dont know who you are
we are all anonymous here
do you think someone is tracking your post history?
just tell pls
don't leave me hanging like that other dude with his dumb story
>>4117508
>do you think someone is tracking your post history?
no lol it's just embarrassing
>>4117531
then fucking post about it i wont know who you are anyways
if you are scared about something embarrassing, then ill say something embarrassing too
in first year of high school i was bullied so hard one of the bullies decided to split my head open with a lock
after this i switched schools
>>4117581
:(
that's sad
ok basically i guess i woke up having to pee and didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle
then later i woke up again thirsty and yeah........
it didn't taste bad at all so i didn't know it was pee at first until i smelled it
>>4117618
i tasted my piss once too
i think it was a bit salty
probably every human tasted their piss at least once in their life
>>4117618
let me rephrase some of that, it smelled bad before i drank it but i thought it was just from dry saliva so i drank it anyway, and then i smelled it again after i drank some and realized it was pee
>>4117581
that's not embarrassing, that's sick
i wish i could have been there to protect you
we have foreign neighbors
they speak a language i dont understand
they do speak the local language too though
it sounds like something eastern european
Qror keeps asking for pictures of my feet that slut
when i was in the irc he pm'd me to ask me about my underweightness
>>4118420
hi red
both of you
post your feet
something like "just how underweight are you"
i think he did it twice
>>4118438
i am not red
>>4118451
ill post my dick you fat slut
>>4118460
ooh!
>>4118420
dude he asked me about that too
i think he has an anorexia fetish
>>4118468
i have the biggest dick on tf2g
spoilers: i havent played tf2 in like a year but i still shitpost on tf2g
>>4118485
*automatically bends over*
>>4118607
furries are always weird
>>4106614
https://e621.net/post/show/202619
i feel sick
something you ate?
n
>>4118499
spoilers: i havent played tf2 in like three years but i still funpost on /trash/tf2g
this is nice thread
idk if i want a boyfriend who doesnt play tf2
i want a boyfriend that breathes air and walks on two legs
what about being kind and loving you
w ow you gays made a (me) edition
thats nice :3
now strip naked and get down on all fours
you first, bitchboy.
>>4118607
qror has both of my soles heh
i-im not your bitch...boy!!
oh yeah? then prove yourself.
>///<
>>///<
thought so
*puts collar on you*
*makes it somewhat tight*
everytime you feel it, just remember.
you are MINE and no one elses.
*ums*
i woke up
>tfw had no friend to PROTECT me in HS
you probably deserved it you bitch
oh
what the fuck is HS
*PROTECTS the FUCK out of you*
>>4124425
um s-SHUT UP!!
hi skool
how hi are you
im pretty sure its "hi how are you"
oh
umm
>>4122424
disgusting
>>4129034
are you kinkshaming on /trash/
>>4129651
that isn't a kink
that's just disgusting
>>4129895
that is a kink
>>4129955
ok it's disgusting because it involves a gay polish furry wanking it to some greasy tf2gs feet
>>4130087
ok thats like your opinion
>>4130117
i'm sure most people would agree with my opinion
>>4130156
im sure they wouldnt
>>4130201
>he thinks most people would think that a gay polish furry masturbating to pictures of peoples feet on the internet wouldn't be disgusting
you must live in a third world country
>>4130209
if thats your opinion then why are you on /trash/ on the first place
shame me
>>4130265
the better question is why he comes on /trash/ and then chooses to be vocal about the fact that he's disgusted
it wasn't even over anything crazy, foot fetishism is like as normie as you can get with actual fetishes
>>4131194
i bet it was dotsy
>>4131189
*kisses your _____*
https://savantofficial.bandcamp.com/album/vybz
TOOT
>>4131253
how do you tell
>>4132924
is it okay if i post the image ?
>>4133403
of course I love that image
>>4133331
only dotsy is autistic like this
also no one is as autistic as him to keep inquiring about such things
>>4133449
>>4133480
this general has more than one autist anon
>>4133531
who is autist anon?
all of ua
me on top
that's some really old tokifuji
dotsy isn't cute
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/Engineer_jeers02.wav?t=20100709022555
image transcription for screenreader users: i've been downloading this torrent for 17 days and it's at 99% with one (1) piece missing
what eroge are you downloading anon
it's weeb music from nyaa dot se
tfw no weeb bf to fuck while watching an*me
also if it isnt compressed it those few bytes probably dont matter a lot
i probably dont matter a lot
is the world compressed
its okay you matter a lot to me*
*example sentence id say if you were my bf
>b
:x
i can call you a girl if you want me to~
okay
you are the cutest girl and i like it A LOT when you wear pretty dresses :3
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
i feel weird
can i feel you
if you want
mfw i HUG
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
tfw no ANYONE to give me a big hug
i would even accept it from boys at this point so long as theyre cute
i dont wanna hug a boy thats just prison gay
im not prison gay
but i would ding dong a boy of hes cute
page 10
page 10 me
*page 11's you instead*
someone record the noise it makes when you slap your butt
do we really need these threads
i feel like we should just let them die
no this thread is my lfe
>tf2 update
>my shitty ui mods break the current ui
at what point do I end this worthless life of mine?
right now is a good start
its been too long since i've been hugged in real life
benis is awesome
isn't cute
hey why is holo in there ? thats rude.
*hugs your penis with his penis*
i dont feel good
whats wrong
you know if you're gonna blog about how you don't feel good you could at least explain why when somebody asks you
you little bitch
>>4152812
ok i did it
now what
upload it to vocaroo and post the link here
i don't know if i want to
convince me
why do you want it
well i guess i'll keep it to myself then
maybe i'll send it to my bf
i am horny that's why you should
that's not a really good reason
i am doing scientific research about the sound of butts getting slapped
pls post results
its for science
hmmm
ok but just for science
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CQZe14gpW4
B-BECAUSE I WANT TO IMAGINE POUNDING YOUR BUTT WHILE JACKING IT
THERE
oh god, i didn't even have to reveal my embarrassing secret
that's a really firm clap *boners*
wow
i post something for science and now some pervert will use it to masturbate
[spoiler]good[/spoiler]
yes you do
what is it?
i want somebody to curl up under my covers and lick my butthole
i want someone to stroke my hair and say i'm a good boy
coming here makes me want to create a grindr
i want to curl up under someone's cover and lick their butthole then stroke their hair and tell them they are a good boy
reveal your secret dammit
i want someone sitting on my lap while we play point and click adventures
..until i get hard from him grinding with his butt on my dick and snipe his asshole >//<
the post above him was his secret that he didn't have to reveal because i had already posted the vocaroo
silly
i want to suck someone's dick while he stomps in tf2
sops the pub master
what
wha about him
i sucked his dick last nite
tfw nobody to suck my dick while i play tf2 to measure the scientific impact on KDR while the targets dick is being sucked
no you didn't
stop lying on the internet
is this thicc
no its gay
what
can it not be gay and thicc
but
why
are you gay because you were denied by girls
or never had the courage to speak to one
this prison gay meme thing triggers me
i'm not gay because girls reject me
i was never particularly attracted to girls, i think most of them are hysterical as fuck, i find vaginas disgusting and i love cocks and shoving things in my butt
and i don't even have the courage to flirt with guys so yeah fuck you
oh
*gets fucked*
if you think women are hysterical then you really are prison gay
ive known only a few girls that threw tantrums or did something ridiculous because jealousy/psycho/etc
but if you like cock i guess whatever
a h fuck i found a new band which i fucking love
tfw will never find a bf to listen to psychedelic rock with
what band
fine dont post it
i dont care
i bet it sucks anyways
>>4166636
hail satan
ps i fucking love this butt
i wish ic ould fukcing make LOVE to it
sorry i was away listening to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2OaXWIsH_0
ha i knew it sucked
dont listen to that bully i think its nice
i know, bad taste is everywhere 'round these parts
i didn't care much for the song when it comes to my personal taste but i thought it was still good
*licks your butthole*
delicious
but i dont have a butthole
post a picture of your butt and ill show you exactly where it is located
its not a butt
im a brid
i have cloaca
caw caw
ima plaen
*wwalks into you*
w-welcome in me >///<
please dont crash me!
was getting entered part of your plan?
of course ...n-not BAKA
>tfw try to get into music
>find a band i like
>find more bands i like
>discover the genre and other similar genres
>find out entire scene died 20 years ago and any person who still labels themselves as part of it do it for attention
sad feel lads
what genre are you thinking of?
also curious desu
also there's always more music out there lad
deathrock/goth
it hardly has any attention nowadays
f*kin attention whore
see
i made an attempt to cook today
put it in my mouth please
*puts food into your mouth*
does it taste good ?
yes! and it's so fluffy!
