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>Steven’s Summer Adventure begins with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18, continuing “every weeknight through the summer”
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Here we go.
first for allah
>>4100084
What? What i said? Is something wrong?
>>4100110
We'll be back, baby!
I bless this thread with best meme
>>4100174
Thanks
>>4100163
are you the most fucking retarded person on this entire board or are you doing this on purpose?
Reminder
>>4100174
But
You deleted it before I could save it
>>4100204
he's finnish what do you think?
>>4100217
I don't think he's finnish, I think he just started
>>4100212
Well you clearly don't want me to save it so I'll just continue using my version
>>4100208
Now this is a reminder I could get behind.
>>4100239
no, he's fucking finnish, it's the cricket poster....
>>4100208
This is bullshit
And the worst thing is that it could be possible
>>4100255
>He's already finnish
I was hoping for more cricket
>>4100255
Cricketposter is a Mongol?
>>4100240
Not my problem YOU'RE TOO SLOW
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
>>4100208
keep shoving it up my ass fag
>>4100276
What the fuck man
Just post it and leave it for like, 2 minutes
Please
>>4100208
Someone also just pointed this out on Tumblr, "diplomat" being Sugar's word choice.
http://candyvore.tumblr.com/post/147395256507/toucanox-if-you-wrap-around-the-visible-light
>>4100290
Nothing officer
>>4100308
>peridot
>diplomat
autistics can't be diplomats anon, sorry
>>4100302
OY! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE STANDING AROUND
Ah, thank you, now I have it
>>4100308
>Steven
>Warrior
Even if that guy becomes goddamn Conan, there's no way he's not a diplomat. The kid basically emits charisma. Although if this proves, he'll be more involved with fights later, I'm down.
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
well, that's a new one
>>4100319
She can be a doormat then
>>4100308
>Steven warrior
Yeah no
>>4100319
She's a better diplomat than warrior though
Who else Lapiven here
>>4100339
Steven will become full Mary Sue and be equal parts splendid diplomat and capable warrior.
>>4100409
Alone at Sea hype, it gon be good
>>4100425
This
>>4100308
Bottoms
---------------
Tops
>>4100454
>Lapis
>bottom
>Ruby
>top
>>4100454
>Steven
>top
Haha, no.
>>4100454
I hate to be that guy but as adults, no way would Connie be a bottom or Steven be a top.
Peridot is obviously a switch.
>>4100464
Ruby: sub
Sapphire: dom
Pearl: sub
Amethyst: dom
Garnet: will switch for you
Steven: dom
Peridot: surprisingly dominant
Lapis: sub for small gems, dom for big ones, will not settle for gems her size
Jasper: dom expect for Lapis
Bismuth: nigger rape
Centipeetle: dog
This is 100% canon
>>4100409
Yes.
4 DAYS MY DUDES
>>4100486
Depending on whether or not she has limb enhancers, right?
>>4100454
>>4100479
>>4100308
Misinterpretation. "Diplomatic skills of a blue gem" imply that's how blue gems USUALLY are. So she's talking about what's normal for gem society, hence why Steven is in the "warrior" half, because Rose Quartz is a fighting gem.
>>4100517
4 days and 5 hours and 28 minutes you fucking retard
>>4100517
>>4100517
how many sleeps is that?
>>4100515
>Amethyst
>Jasper
>bottoms
>>4100505
Power bottom where?
>talking about the sexual preference of cartoon characters from a show about gay space rocks on the garbage bin board of an Anime imageboard
What a time to be alive.
>>4100536
Only 1 if you live in the glorious lands of eternal day
Would you shove a gem up your ass, /sug/?
>>4100529
YOU
>>4100505
t. Rebecca Sugar
>>4100570
>anal intruder
Is this thing gonna shove itself up my ass without my consent
>>4100505
>tfw you will never get nigger raped
>>4100578
I wasn't criticizing it, continue on.
![[AliQ] S01E16 - Steven the Sword Fighter.mp4_snapshot_01.18_[2016.06.11_20.18.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/IRSLO7K.png "[AliQ] S01E16 - Steven the Sword Fighter.mp4_snapshot_01.18_[2016.06.11_20.18.10].png")
>>4100590
Yes.
>>4100264
t. lapidot shipper
>>4100517
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>4100570
Never understood how anal beads work. I don't use them or watch buttplay porn. With something so flimsy (literally just some pearls on a string, not a thin stick-thing), do you just put one end in and try to suck it up? What the fuck.
>>4100590
It goes without saying
Here's Amethyst.
>>4100625
No, that's a cat.
>>4100625
>>4100515
Actually works, exept Amethyst. May be we should draw a line after peri/ame
>>4100638
Would you prefer this?
>>4100638
NO OPTION
>>4100308
ftfy
>>4100653
No
I just don't like shoving things up my ass
>>4100619
You're supposed to put them all in and then pull them out slowly.
>>4100648
Amethyst is so lusty and hedonistic and down for whatever
Just don't expect gentle
>>4100657
That things can't open doors or climb buildings
I'm safe
>>4100619
>Never understood how anal beads work.
You take the beads and shove them up your ass one by one. Your mum can explain it to you further.
>>4100676
Yeah, I understand that much. I just don't know how you can them up there to begin with when they're not on some stick you just push further up.
>>4100676
Don't listen to this anon, you're meant to rip them out like a lawnmower chain
>>4100683
Unless it can
>>4100308
>Steven not a diplomat
>Connie not a warrior
What did she mean by this?
>>4100661
>lowly technician turned meme gremlin
>god
lel
>anal beads discussion
No. No-no-no, I don't want this in my thread.
>>4100709
Pearl enjoys spending G-rated family time with her surrogate son.
>>4100709
You already know what she meant.
>>4100709
I think you know.
>>4100703
But it can't
>>4100536
More. It is more sleeps.
>>4100689
The body naturally constricts around them and pulls them in. You wouldn't think so (you defecate from there, after all, so it's going the wrong way), but that's how it tends to go. It's why many butt toys have flared bottoms, so they can't go all the way in and get stuck.
>>4100683
>That things can't open doors or climb buildings
...yet.
>>4100689
>this nigger
>>4100709
He's very nice with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
>>4100730
Amazing. Thank you for this wonderful answer. You solved one of my life's greatest mysterious.
I wanna fuck a retarded gem
>>4100731
And it won't be able to before I die
>>4100726
That´s what you think
>>4100528
This is important
![Steven Universe S03E03 - Same Old World.mp4_snapshot_00.35_[2016.06.12_05.16.01].png](https://i.imgur.com/y50otgK.png "Steven Universe S03E03 - Same Old World.mp4_snapshot_00.35_[2016.06.12_05.16.01].png")
>>4100748
Are you sure?
>>4100748
Go fuck yourself then
>>4100758
She's the one that I love, so yes I'm surely sure
>>4100753
I'm still right
>>4100730
Remember the time a guy livetweeted himself getting a vibrator stuck in his ass, and having to go to the hospital?
>>4100778
His Tumblr URL is grawly btw. You can probably find his twitter from there, or a compilation of all his tweets. Good times.
>>4100798
I love you, anon
>>4100709
Pearls loves lesbian sex
>>4100505
Garnet: Light dom, encouraging, prefers to be on top.
Amethyst: Rough and wild, only gem inherently into anal, asking to shapeshift may make her mad from image issues.
Pearl: Hates it but does it for you anyway, complains.
Ruby: Hate sex unless with Sapphire.
Sapphire: Unresponsive and distant unless with Ruby.
Rose: Vanilla by default, will do anything you ask her to.
Lapis: Dom until afterwards, then won't even look at you.
Peridot: Awkward and squirmy, may result in tears.
Jasper: Total dom, liable to beat you during.
Sugilite: BDSM and pain, bend over.
Opal: Exotic dancing and positions.
Sardonyx: Toys and role play.
Alexandrite: No idea what she wants and can change her mind in an instant.
Malachite: Bondage, biting, scratching.
Rainbow Quartz: Lap dances and teasing.
Yellow Pearl: Humiliation and taunting.
Blue Pearl: Either a wet rag or extreme nympho, no room in between.
Yellow Diamond: Sex for procreation only.
Blue Diamond: New age aphrodisiacs and spirituality.
>>4100846
Yes, but she'd make an exception for Steven.
Just a gif-reminder that Steven is still fat no matters how fans claiming that he getting thinner.
>>4100861
>Yellow Pearl: Humiliation and taunting.
>>4100885
>don't believe her lies
what would happen if you git some pliers and yanked stevens gem out?
>>4100846
But Steven isn't a girl.
would you trust this gem to watch you sleep?
>>4100861
Rose could also be a gentle, loving top, and a very actively participating bottom. Not a power bottom, but she'd be a good teammate.
>Vanilla by default, will do anything you ask her to.
She's probably fascinated by human's weird shit, but it seems more in her nature to prefer vanilla stuff as you said.
>>4100908
She's not gonna do anything to me.
>>4100908
Yes.
>>4100902
>>4100907
>Steven isn't a girl.
You're sure?
>>4100908
only if she wakes me up with a gentle nose poke
>>4100922
we can't assure you that
>>4100930
Yes
>>4100930
Yes.
>>4100908
I make sure to sleep in the nude with a throbbing erection
>>4100723
This artist is just awful or he thinks Steven is like a story tall.
reminder that steven would be an SJW irl
#owned 4chan
>>4100861
What about Steven? Is he similar to Rose?
>>4100960
He wouldn't want to be mean or hurt people's feelings about it
>>4100960
He would be pro-social justice, but he wouldn't be a SJW as he'd realise how toxic those people are.
>>4100967
Steven and sex should never share the same thought. He is a child, and pure. Leave him out of this.
>>4100977
but female gems only get paid 77 rupees to the pearl
>>4100991
He's fucking fourteen.
>>4100991
What about adult Steven?
>>4100919
I was thinking something like she'd do absolutely anything and probably love it, but by her own nature would go back to vanilla without any prompts.
>Hey Rose let's try X position.
>Sure thing!
>Hey Rose could you shapeshift into X?
>Absolutely, this'll be fun!
>Hey Rose, could you dress up as a chicken and shapeshift and elephant trunk and nine fingers on each hand and call me Lancelot?
>Absolutely, this'll be fun!
>>4100960
I'd be okay with it as long as he doesn't go full die cis scum.
Come at me Chum!!!
>>4101027
>>4100983
Steven would be an anarcho-communist. Evidence:
- cares about people's well-being
- would realize the SJW is the wrong answer, with the wrong enemy
- is fiercely anti-imperialism (that's HomeWorld)
- opposes HomeWorld's caste system
- probably would oppose the State as well since it only serves to protect exploitative/corrupt people
- he just wants everybody to start equal and be judged by their own merits and they just work and mind their own business and share the excess of their labor with people who need it
>>4101020
if only her balls were that big
>>4101033
the answer was nominated for an emmy! niiiice
>>4101060
Why nominate singular episodes for awards?
>>4100960
Yeah, because SJWs are the good guys no matter how much neckbeards bitch about them.
>>4100204
>are you the most fucking retarded person on this entire board
Indexer I've got some bad news for you
>>4101060
Nice
>>4101069
Because that's how it has always worked.
>>4101089
Then it's always been stupid.
>>4100930
Pearlven?
>>4101115
MOLEST
>>4101115
Hey /sug/ I made some cancer
>>4101158
That suit is disturbing
>>4101158
of course she's gay
>>4101170
But she can't be gay
>>4101158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
Fucking no
Best Gem
>>4101215
Yeah Garnet is the best Gem.
She took out the trash.
>>4100715
Beads were my first toy... They made me into the size queen I am today.
>>4101215
>>4101215
No.
>>4101229
Indexer?
>>4101228
I was talking about Pearl
>>4100669
faggot
>>4101239
a good chuckle
>>4101239
Sensible Jej
>>4101239
Jej
>>4101314
>>4101336
>you will never catch amethyst off-guard with a kiss
Jasper's Lips
>>4101369
are orange
>>4101402
Ew, it's a defective Pearl
misseps leaks when?
>>4101402
>>4101002
will never happen.
>>4101369
i love her fucked up smile
>>4101416
But is he for sexual?
>>4101215
I want my dick to be that coffee table.
>>4101426
I'm the person you originally responded to and my answer is a strong "maybe". It's not for me to really judge at that point. It's up to you. Just keep it away from literal children.
>>4101466
This becomes less horrifying when you remember Amethyst can shapeshift.
>>4101426
Only with Peri
>>4101466
Tiger Eye is a 100% guaranteed Jasper fusion.
>>4101465
>>4101487
Nevermind, I'm gonna have to add "not with the gems" to that list since they're his mother/sibling figures unless one comes along that doesn't fit a familial role, more of friend and equal.
>>4101495
Absolutely false.
>>4101487
her face looks so sweet in that pic
>>4101466
>>4101535
She looks like Sarah Palmer washed up on the beach in the garbage bag
>>4101538
Then with who? Greg?
>>4101538
But what if they stop seeing each other as parent/son?
>>4101553
Connie? Some other townies that are about his age up to early 20's now? Some HomeWorld gems he didn't know as a child?
>>4101538
>not raping Steven to make him tougher
You gotta learn from Donovan
>>4101581
Oh he'll be raped, but he won't be aware of it, and it'll be out of possessive love.
>>4101581
it would be quite cool to see that actually, can you imagine?
Jasper or other gem forcing steven into fusion in a crucial moment?
and the outcome?
I just want steven to wreck shit.
>>4101621
http://i.imgur.com/9kIei4d.png
>>4101642
S-source?
>>4101642
Die.
>>4101642
>Futa
Absolutely disgusting
>>4101665
Some guy called inuyuru drew it, if that's any help.
I was looking for fap
found lel
>>4101642
Last panel with Jasper as Donovan and Guts as Steven when
>>4101712
boner'd + kek'd
>>4101692
Inuyuru is a girl, actually
>>4101749
Didn't know that. Either way, she's the artist.
>>4101749
Chicks that draw futa on male are my type.
>>4101764
Because you're a faggot?
>>4101824
Yes
>>4101824
Because he has taste pleb
>>4101845
>Futa on male
>taste
No
>>4101845
*Because he has pleb taste
Fixed it for you
what if i don't find the masculine figure sexually attractive but i love dicks?
>not wanting your girlfriend to go to pound town on your ass
Who invited the fags.
>>4101915
Then you have good taste.
>>4101922
Because I like the show
>>4101950
good good
its all just breaking you into submission for our girl dick overlords
>>4101915
Then you're still gay.
>>4101974
But I'm not a faggot like you
>>4101975
i wish i was gayer desu, i only like cute twinks and they're kinda hard to find
>>4101922
Only a complete and utter degenerate wants to be dominated by a girl with a penis
>>4101712
Our Peridot should have at least pleasured her for the trouble.
Truly the most treacherous of the gems.
>>4102060
I never claimed otherwise.
What does Pearl want Steven to be when he's grown?
>>4102155
so dance with me just say
>>4102180
Rose
>>4102180
Rose
>>4102155
I love pictures like this.
>>4102180
Strong in the real way
>>4102182
No fuck you i don't want to be used a cheap plot device for later.
>>4102180
Happy.
>>4102194
Women in suits are god tier.
>>4102180
Like his dad, hot and well-endowed
>>4102216
http://www.emmys.com/shows/steven-universe
the show got its 2nd nomination!!
>>4102216
Handsome! Sexy!
Still butthurt about the musical episode being exclusive to Steven/Greg/Pearl/random butlers
hey
>>4102240
>>4102182
>big titty lapis
Something about this just feels wrong
>>4102250
Even as a Saphfag i have to say they are nominating a really weak sauce episode.
