162nd Dark Side Games part 2
Final 3
>>4095224
AW MAN, I LIKED THAT GUY.
>>4095227
Well, you can start your journey to being cool by leaving me alone, weirdo.
>>4095244 (Ramlethal)
But that's like instinct, right? You don't WANT to murder me, or any number of others, but it happens. I definitely don't want to hurt you.
>>4095244
That's... Uhhh... Quite a lot of dangerous weaponry ya got there.
>>4095224
>Starman is dead
>Fucking dropped.
>I'm just going to leave this here...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11iaAMERtQCEwIfpruudg3Li-O8TZK1dEF9lIJsE9xIk/edit
>>4095224
Apologies, but I intend to take this contest.
>>4095206
She's so powerful, it's annoying.
>>4095242
It's... a complicated system. Instead of using our full powers, we condense our powers into flashy attacks, that we call "spellcards".
>>4095244
I just did what needed to be done.
>>4095265
It would either be a long, protracted battle of attrition... Or a battle that would be over in a minute or two. That all depends on what she uses.
>>4095224
Really?
>>4095210
>She lets out a disappointed sigh before pulling out a novel and sits down in a quiet corner
Okay then Weiss. But don't be surprised when the consequences appear before you.
>>4095227
Just ask Ice Queen to freeze you.
>>4095262
>>4095296
I'M GETTING VERY MIXED MESSAGES HERE.
>>4095244
I suppose you just haven't had the chance to considering what we've been talking about..
>>4095283
You're saying this like... You've thought about this before.
>>4095263
Hmph. You are correct. I only want to kill a few people here.
>>4095264
I am quite a dangerous being.
>>4095283
If you state so.
>>4095291
I wish you wouldn't think such of me, Miss.
>>4095283
Are they gauged on their flair?
Or is that simply a side effect of how these "spellcards" work?
>>4095291
RIP Starman
Why this peace is still here?
>>4095296
What the heck is that supposed to mean, Blake?
That sounds like you're trying to scare me or something.
>>4095314
If you really want me to freeze you solid, then just keep annoying me.
>>4095339
Alrighty, let's see if this works. Rooting for red head.
Goodnight HG, and thanks for hosting Vader.
>>4095326
For all of about a minute. We DO need her around.
>>4095327
I do. I'm not sure why you're having trouble understanding...
>>4095329
The flashier cards tend to be the harder ones to avoid. So in that way, you could say so.
Mine utilize my mastery of elemental magic.
>>4095364
Sleep tight.
>>4095339
Someone die already
>>4095364
Thanks and good night
>>4095314
Don't mind her, she's always uptight about everything and thinks she is better then all else.
>>4095353
Just a word of warning Weiss. You cause something wrong to happen and the price of that action will come eventually.
>>4095364
Farewell.
>>4095364
Peace out!
>>4095364
Ah, observe the Wiggins in its natural habitat. Retreating to its lair to rest and live off the fat stores of fruit and berries until the spring thaw.
Such a majestic fuzzy creature.
>>4095355
Why thank you, blue talking animal!
>>4095366
Ah, so it's more a contest of dodges then? I can see how more visually impressive cards might be difficult to face.
>>4095353
>>4095371
...
HEY BLAKE, WANNA GO TO PIZZA HUT OR SOMETHING SOMETIME? YOU'RE WAY COOLER THAN THAT OTHER GIRL.
>>4095326
Right. We were in serious mode.
>>4095364
Watch out for sharp-toothed murderers. Goodbye.
>>4095366
I find it hard to believe that I am meeting someone that is similar in temperament to me.
>>4095327
All I gots is my hammer, but hey, at least it gets tha job done quick 'n easy.
>>4095274
>Strike Witches
>Strong reccomendation
Just watched the new ERB
This is the best one of the season so far, Alexander kills it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbH1BVXywY
inb4 >ERB
>>4095370
This peace is suffering, at least someone wins in next slide
>>4095392
... Do they have tuna?
>>4095326
>>4095265
Don't bug me. I won't tell you
>>4095390
...Are you color blinded? Or are you new and don't know who I am?
>>4095404
>....Yee
>>4095364
Goodnight Mr. Bear, rest well.
>>4095366
Why do you need her around? Just to deal with youkai?
>>4095402
Haha, can you ever use serious as a word to describe me? It sounds weird..
>>4095421
Okay TJ "Kamina" Yoshi
>>4095371
I'm not too worried, Blake.
Considering I can always either just freeze it or run, I'm confident that these "consequences" will have a hard time getting me.
>>4095392
Thank goodness, you finally learned and took a hint.
>>4095390
Very astute of you. Normally it takes more explaining than that for someone to get it.
Well, this has all been interesting, but I'm going to return to my own land now. Nice meeting you, Reinhard.
>>4095402
You think so? ...Huh.
>>4095426
To keep the youkai in check, yes.
I'm heading home now... goodnight.
>>4095429
My names Henry, not Kamina.
>>4095407
>ERB
>>4095410
Thank God this peace madness is over
>>4095419
I THINK THEY HAVE ANCHOVIES. I COULD BUY A CAN OF TUNA AND SPREAD IT ON YOUR SLICE.
>>4095403
Fair enough. The other weapons are just in case I get bored of killing with my swords.
>>4095426
It was the most serious I have seen you.
>>4095443
I do think so. Apparently me doing what seems to be common is very uncommon to the rest of the world.
>>4095429
What's a Kamina?
>>4095453
Holy crap. The jinx is real.
>>4095421
I can't say I've ever met you.
What would your name be?
>>4095443
It was my pleasure, Lady Patchouli!
Please visit again soon.
>>4095453
I-I don't have a blessing for poison prevention...
>
>>4095274
Reported so fast.
>>4095431
Weiss, I know you excel in your combat but don't overestimate your abilities in here as there are far more powerful creatures here that can easily win in a fight against you.
>>4095454
(I saw that)
... I think I may take up on that offer.
>>4095443
>>4095459
I did not hear your last statement. Farewell.
>>4095463
Look, all you need to know is that i'm better than the blue guy, and i'm better then everyone else.
>>4095466
>I regret nothing.
>>4095420
Hey Yukine, you forgot to do something.
>>4095443
Ah well, it was nice talking to you as always Ms. Patchouli, I hope you don't overwork yourself, goodnight.
>>4095459
I don't like talking about things like that.. Though this person has done terrible things loss of life is...
>>4095453
Congratulations Charlotta
>Now I'm surprised about the next
>>4095468
THANKS, DOES NEXT TUESDAY SOUND GOOD?
ALSO PLEASE TELL THAT OTHER LOSER TO STOP BULLING ME.
>>4095483
What!?
>>4095459
Have ya ever used a hammer? Squashin' people can be quite fun.
>>4095468
The arena makes everyone equal, Blake, so I don't need to be afraid of anyone who would normally be way over my head.
...of course, it also means people more along the lines of Jaune could beat me...
>>4095486
Hey, I'm not a loser!
>>4095501
YOU'RE A JERK TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO BE NICE TO YOU. I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
>>4095482
As you say.
I have to take my leave now, but it was a pleasure, although I couldn't win so as to match your confidence.
>>4095484
Wow Charlotta, you won doing absolutely nothing, that haven't happened since a long time
Another tie on kills with Reinhardt and Starman
Good night and thanks for playing
>>4095484
Congratulations Charlotta!
Thank you very much for hosting Vader, that one ran rather long, but suspense is good sometimes.
>>4095497
Hahaha, you really are a little brother.
>>4095522
It ain't no big deal. Keep being you.
>>4095484
>>4095528
Thanks fer hostin' anyways, Vader.
>>4095483
Loss of life is justified with him.
>>4095498
I have yet to use one.
>>4095528
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity and farewell.
>>4095486
I think that would be fine. But as for Weiss, she won't listen.
>>4095501
That means even a plush doll would destroy you with a mountain. But outside of the arena it is far more different.
>>4095528
Congratulations.
Thank you for running the arena.
>>4095545
Well ya should find one! Them strong, sturdy weapons!
>>4095545
Obviously I feel the same, but.. You know me.
>>4095546
Well yeah, but it also means that even people that are crazy powerful like Cinder could lose to us!
And you don't have to remind me about the outside, Blake. I remember what happened.
>>4095515
W-well, that's because I'm only nice to my friends!
When some random robot person comes along and won't stop bothering me, I'm not going to be nice!
Remember that edit you wanted? That edit that I took fucking forever to do? Yeah, here's a really shitty attempt. Tell me how horrible I am.
>>4095588
Good job.
>>4095573
I will be on the lookout of this 'hammer' then.
>>4095582
I will ask you to grow a backbone when we do this.
>>4095541
I'm not your brother!
>>4095604
YOU DON'T MEAN IT
>>4095586
DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK I HAVE FEELINGS UNDER THIS STEEL? I LIKE WRITING POETRY. I LISTEN TO SMOOTH JAZZ. I PLAY CROQUET. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN RICH SNOBBY GIRLS THINK THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO TRAMPLE OVER ME BECAUSE I'M IN A METAL SUIT.
>>4095546
THANKS, SEE YOU THERE.
AS FOR ME, I NEED TO GO RECHARGE FOR THE NIGHT.
>Incompetent, overly-sensitive Cyberman is my new favorite ava
![[Anime] Reigen (146).png](https://i.imgur.com/g40BObR.png "[Anime] Reigen (146).png")
>>4095588
Color me shocked, you actually did it.
Crap. Just missed her.
Oh well, hey people.
>>4095586
Even in the arena her servants are still quite a threat... Ice cream hair has already completed multiple arenas.
>>4095618
Bye, robot.
>>4095614
I do, actually. I understand how annoying edits are, but you did a good job.
>>4095608
I know, I'll wear my uniform and bury those kind of thoughts.
>>4095613
>He pats your head.
You're right, you're not my brother... You're my little brother.
>>4095624
Did... You just wake up?
>>4095618
How the heck am I supposed to know that!?
It's not my fault that you came on way too strong and acted weird!
>>4095627
Eugh...
>she makes a disgusted face
I haven't seen Neo yet, but I'm not looking forward to the occasion.
>>4095622
I had to re-color over 50% of it because of the stupid fucking light radiation from the red, and whenever I tried to make it blend it just looked like shit. There're a couple rocks and stuff by the river bank that look like ass, but I'm sure you can fix those, I gave up near the end once I got the grass looking passable.
>>4095629
Thank you, Anon. It means a lot to me, and I love you.
>>4095624
Your patterns of rest. They are odd, to say the least.
>>4095648
Good.
>>4095648
So what if I did?
>>4095651
She's not that bad though... But then there's Mercury.
>>4095654
Just relax for a bit, mate. You earned it.
![[Anime] Reigen (103).png](https://i.imgur.com/b7ScuR9.jpg "[Anime] Reigen (103).png")
>>4095654
How much do I owe you?
>>4095666
I sleep when I feel tired, and get up when I feel less tired. What's so bad about that?
READY. >
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH... >
Is Rachnera still here?
>>4095671
I'm sure I can deal with the prettyboy.
He can't do too much kicking at me when I'm in the air or if he's frozen.
>>4095681
>>4095666
I suppose I could turn my settings for my emotions off completely, but... I'm barely any fun with them on.. Haha.
>>4095667
Jeez Rika...
>>4095690
Don't grant my wish! That's my wish.
>>4095689
Most people do not wake up at three.
>>4095708
True.
![[Manga] Reigen (217).png](https://i.imgur.com/RuexHj4.png "[Manga] Reigen (217).png")
>>4095704
>>4095703
It's not their legs but his mouth I'm more worried about. He'll try to enrage you so watch out for that.
>>4095648
I am not any kind of brother!
>>4095719
(I did not select that image!)
>>4095716
Joking. Nothing, of course. Do you think I, Rohan Kishibe, make edits for the sake of fame or wealth? No, I make edits so that people will enjoy them. It's a simple reason, but that's why.
>>4095719
I'm no Yang, but making me angry is a bad idea too, Blake.
>>4095724
>I'm sure you didn't
>>4095708
What's so bad about that??
>>4095690
>>4095704
These are some lousy deals.
>>4095714
They also tend not to get to sleep at like...I dunno, five in the afternoon?
>>4095708
THEN I SHALL DESTROY POPSTAR. >
OK. >
3... 2... 1... GO!
![[Anime] Reigen (22).png](https://i.imgur.com/OmOwdyP.png "[Anime] Reigen (22).png")
>>4095733
Of course!
I didn't think you were actually being serious or anything. It's not easy to fool a psychic after all.
>>4095734
(Oh well it's only an image)
But it also makes your attack patterns much easier to read and causes you to focus on the one who aggravated you, meaning it'll be easier to surprise you.
>>4095714
Speaking of.. I haven't done that in a long time... I only ever do it during really big upgrades, hmm.
>>4095723
Are you sure? But having brothers is fun!
>>4095737
>He sighs softly and pushes a finger against your forehead.
You wouldn't have missed Ms. Patchouli for one.
>>4095739
That's not even close...
>>4095690
>>4095708
>>4095739
WHAT HAVE YOU FOOLS DONE!?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!??
>>4095749
I'll be off to bed, then. See you.
>>4095697
They haven't been online in a few days
>>4095760
In my defense I used a pretty good paradox...
>>4095767
She was here earlier
>>4095754
Well if it's a team fight and I have to worry about others attacking me, then I'll have you guys backing me up.
Duh, Blake.
>>4095737
Whatever. You did not miss much.
>>4095758
I do not wish to see an emotionless Kaito.
>>4095776
I won't always be within the shadows watching over Ruby and you, Weiss. Although I will do my best to make sure my team mates don't come to harm.
>>4095773
Imposter
>>4095772
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M CARIN' ABOUT SUCH MINOR DETAILS?
THA THING'S A MACHINE OF PURE DESTRUCTION!
>Grabs onto your arm tightly and yanks you next to him
YER COMIN' WITH ME, YA GOT MY PLANET INTO THIS MESS, AND YER GONNA HELP US GET OUTTA IT.
>Smooch
>>4095761
Sleep tight.
>>4095758
>Leaps backwards
STOP DOING THAT!
...And just dragging myself out of my rest would've done that.
>>4095778
Just Patchouli, evidently. She could've helped a lot with my little plan, I'm sure.
>>4095790
was it?
>>4095758
No, it's stupid and annoying
kys
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me, anyone?
And I don't even notice when it hurts anymore
anymore
anymore
>>4095789
Speaking of teammates...
This is my first day here, do you happen to know if any of the others are around?
>>4095826
Frank fucking outdid himself on that one.
>>4095831
What?
>>4095827
Well Ruby is here and I normally see her around this time but I guess she's sleeping in, and Yang is over in another place doing... Things with other people's "Yang's"
>>4095839
I didn't get the whole Filthy Frank at first.
I came around.
>>4095793
>>4095778
Alright, but don't blame me if I act all weird after we finish it.
>>4095793
Well if it's a machine that paradox should've messed it up... But..
>He lets himself be dragged away.
Where are we going?
>>4095802
I only do it because you deserve it, but it was nice seeing her again, she's been gone for a while..
>>4095813
How do you know? You've been rejecting it this whole time.
Ra
Shi
Do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6HWQW2R-EE
>>4095851
She's what!?
>>4095852
He's pretty great. Just a shame he forces MaxMoeFoe and HowtoBasic into so much shit. He's best when he's alone or with his non-youtuber friends.
>>4095849
Mislink
>>4095858
MAGOLOR! We need yer ship.
>>4095861
We're going out. Out into tha depths of space before that machine comes an' causes mass genocide.
>>4095802
The one with the rare metal?
>>4095861
Why would you act weird? You want this to happen as well.
>>4095866
It's... Not a pleasant sight, so lets leave it at that okay Weiss?
>>4095875
Why?
>>4095866
Yang is yanging wangs
>>4095868
Crossover vids are the cancer killing youtube.
>>4095881
>>4095831
Didn't they have to rebuild their folders?
>>4095877
Bran Blakes. Bold new taste. Bran Blakes.
>>4095882
They really are. I'm also one of the few people who thinks h3h3 is cancerously unfunny. I don't get what everyone's obsession with him is. All he does is reaction videos.
>>4095861
And she was exactly the sort of person I needed to get in to touch with, too...dammit.
>>4095863
Huh?
>>4095876
Not that, just...getting in to contact with an old friend of mine. From what I'm told she semi-regularly raids Patchouli's library for new books.
>>4095877
4 u
>>4095877
O-okay, then.
If you say s-
>>4095881
I always knew she was some sort of pervert!
Nobody dresses like that regularly.
>>4095890
Last I heard they haven't started on their rachnera folder so not yet
>>4095897
Rashid's theme. Y'know... Rashid. The dude that stop the black moons and crap.
>>4095875
Space? How do you plan on getting there? Penguins can't fly...
>>4095876
Yeah, but I'll probably regret it afterwards... You're acting like I've had blood on my hands before.. Well outside of the arena anyway.
>>4095897
You should've told me that earlier... Ah well, there's always next time.
>>4095880
>Picks him up and turns him towards >>4095739
Ya see that? That machine there is gonna come down here any second and destroy Popstar. We gotta blow it ta smithereens before it destroys us all!
>>4095912
Please host.
>>4095891
... Is that you Ruby?
>>4095899
Weiss can I borrow some red dust please? I found something that needs to be burned.
>>4095902
>>4095902
It does explain why she's so good with her hands though.
>>4095902
You're one to talk, slut.
>>4095907
All I know is that guy supposedly can run as fast as my tank.
>>4095909
Guess I'll have to get even less sleep than normal for the next few days, keep extra watch.
>>4095922
You know that isn't Weiss right? There's too much on the upper area to be her.
>>4095863
>Best newcomer
>>4095897
Hmph. Makoto told me about that.
>>4095909
I do not know what is going through your mind but it would present a problem if you are not mentally sound.
>>4095909
We're gonna be borrowin' Magolor's ship ta get there!
The uhh... Lore Shape Shifter... I think that's what it's called.
>>4095916
>Do I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaave to?
>>4095922
I know an image edit when I see one, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to slander my good name.
>>4095917
You're always free to borrow whatever you'd like, just so long as you remain a loyal customer of Schnee Co.
>>4095919
>>4095917
Very funny.
>>4095934
...just shut up, Blake.
>>4095941
You don't, but i'd really love it if you did.
>>4095922
>>4095912
>>4095941
You mean that Clockwork Star, right?
Well, I never repayed you for fixing my ship....
And I did try to kill you once....
And force you into a drum mini-game....
Alright then, I'll help! Sounds like fun anyways, and it gives me an excuse to use the Lor's weapon systems again.
>Hey guys, we just made a groundbreaking Halo fan animation with tons of fans and positive feedback, what should we make next?
>....
>Anybody?
>... How about a shitty CGI anime girl show with crappy worldbuilding and characters but kickass action scenes.
>You had me at kickass action scenes. Make it so.
>>4095942
Oh, when they beat upon a broken guitar
And all the streets, they reek of tropical charms
The embassies lie in hideous shards
Where tourists snore and decay
When they dance in a reptile blaze
You wear a mask, an equatorial haze
Into the past, a colonial maze
Where there's no more confetti to throw
You wouldn't know what to say to yourself
Love is a poverty you couldn't sell
Misery waits in vague hotels
To be evicted
You're out of luck, you're singing funeral songs
To the studs, they're anabolic and bronze
They seem to strut in their millennial fogs
'Til they fall down and deflate
You wouldn't know what to say to yourself
Love is a poverty you couldn't sell
Misery waits in vague hotels
To be evicted
Oh, and now, you've had your fun
Under an air-conditioned sun
It's burned into your eyes
Leaves you plain and left behind
I'll see them rise and fall
Into the jaws of a pestilent love
You wouldn't know what to say to yourself
Love is a poverty you couldn't sell
Misery waits in vague hotels
To be a victim
>>4095938
If anyone else can help to lure her out, it's definitely that magician.
>>4095922
Alternate universe counterparts.
>>4095932
Or fix your sleeping schedule...
>>4095938
H-hey! I'm perfectly sane... Jeez..
>>4095941
That's an odd name for a ship... But how exactly are we going to stop that thing? I swear it's done this several times ya'know..
>>4095939
Oh. Sorry that just sounded like something Ruby would say.
>>4095942
Weiss. It's either from Schnee dust company or one of the few remaining dust stores out there so I don't really have much a choice.
>>4095942
But I am also not wrong on that Weiss.
>>4095956
>implying RWBY wasn't Monty's baby that he made and loved
>>4095970
(How to choose the wrong image 101 with Blake Belladonna!)
>>4095970
>takes bow
>>4095975
Monty-sama....
>>4095966
That implies I ever had one in the first place. And in this case it'd need assuming a nocturnal one, at that.
>>4095963
Is that so? Fine. I will help.
>>4095966
I was not talking about sanity. I was talking about killing someone.
>>4095970
It's still important to maintain customer loyalty, Blake!
And besides, outfits like that are cheating...
>>4095956
>making something original not automatically better than making a fan animation
I mean the show is terrible but still.
>>4095975
The auteur director is often victim to his own ambitions, as was with the case with RWBY.
Isn't he dead now?
>>4095946
>>4095950
>>4095966
ALRIGHT, THEN IT'S SETTLED! LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND AN' GET UP THERE INTA SPACE FER THA FIVE HUNDREDTH TIME!
We'll blow up that Clockwork Star ta smithereens! We gotta do this fer tha sake of Popstar!
... SO GET YER GUNS READY FER COMBAT, NEW THREAD COMIN' UP!
>>4095991
Yeah, he had a severe allergic reaction last year. I think Miles Luna runs the show now, but I don't watch it so I'm not sure.
>>4095995
Sounds great! I'll start the Lor up!
>>4095978
>Dashes towards you and rips it back from your hands before staring at the anon with her Amber eyes burning in hatred as her face remains plain
Do not try that again.
>She redoes her bow and walks away.
>>4095989
I suppose you aren't wrong on that, but Costume? I don't know what you are talking about Weiss.
>>4095987
You just want this to keep happening don't you?
>>4095988
I won't be killing him, that's your part, I'm there to focus his attention away from you, but it's my plan killing a person..
>>4095995
Ah... Fine, but I'm only being dragged along for the ride..
>>4095988
All I need is to lay some irresistible bait. Hopefully everything will just fall together from that.
>>4096012
What do you mean by that?
>>4096014
>Mighty No. 9 tier
Jesus man that's just cruel..
bomp
