HG thread
The one that wishes to kill himself is killing everyone else.
Phi continues to not be knowledgeable about this game
I should state that when the Cyberman attacked last night, it was fatal.
>>4092768
Ribbit ribbit
>>4092768
Now this... I can work with this. I didn't find that monkey last time, but certainly it can't hide forever.
>>4092768
NO DADDY I DIE
I like Grimes Tbh.
>>4092768
HE REFUSED TO COMPLY
I SENT A SNAKE TO DELETE HIM BECAUSE I GOT BORED OF SHOOTING EVERYONE, SERIOUSLY MAN THAT GETS OLD QUICK
>>4092768
Thank you for hosting Bam.
>>4092768
Metallica!
*Forms staples outside each wound.
>>4092768
WAI-WAIT, WAIT, WE CAN TALK THIS OUT, CAN'T WE? WE'RE BOTH AD-
>Fucking dies
>>4092768
God damn. You think you'll get used to it one day.
>>4092825
>revives you
>>4092768
>>4092806
Worry not! This was just our Lord's judgement over you!
This is what your lack of diligence brought on you!
Not even your father could hear your slothful words!
AAAHhhhhh! This is too good! Good! Good!
Getting rid of the sloth this early on!
>>4092825
No, we can't.
>>4092772 (Kaito)
I'll tell her before I go back to sleep.
>>4092768
I'm not too good with Card games...
>>4092768
Let it out.
>>4092836
You died. He lived.
>>4092810
Me too, he's not that bad of a guy. He's just misunderstood.
>>4092768
Such incredible power, from a frog...
I truly have much to work on.
>>4092768
>Hell yeah it's a good theme. But you want to know what's better? A song about selecting a character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw88zQTxq48
>>4092825
>>4092836
I die, daddy.
>>4092772
You're a robot, Kaito...
>>4092790
B-But I'm cute! Lots of people would love to be with me!
>Literally everyone hates me
But I have nothing but love for each and every one of you deep in my heart.
>>4092842
Morning
>>4092764
You have me confused with someone else.
>>4092743
Exactly. Ridding the world of redundancies like those will make it better.
>>4092713
That is nice to hear. I am unable to be here so often.
>>4092772
So?
>>4092848
Reminds me of home
>>4092848
Ohhhhhhhh. Looks like I was the sinner this time.
Well, the same thing happened.
My slothful behaviour had been erased.
So it's still wonderful!
>>4092849
The key is that he's usually joking.
>>4092832
>Is revived
Many thanks...Since this is a world of give and take, how much am I going to have to pay you?
>>4092873
>>4092879
H-He's here again but hasn't bothered me so I'm happy.
>>4092877
H-Hello.
>>4092873
>Jeez dude. I don't hate you. I just like making Ram a cunt.
>>4092902
Get on your knees
>>4092848
...That was close.
>>4092848
Looks like I owe you one, eh slick?
>>4092873
Go to bed already
>>4092873
I don't really hate you to be honest.
>>4092873
I like you
>semi cancer
>>4092909
>sits right next to
>>4092914
I'm afraid my pride won't allow me to do that.
>Kneesocks throws a couple pennies in the anons face
There's your payment, don't spend it all in one place.
SHABOOPY
>>4092848
Once again it is cruel to be kind.
I miss Battlewagon
>>4092936
>waits for you to turn your back
>stabs you
Riverside motherfucker!
>>4092953
guess what
>>4092941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHO6a2H-pqY
>>4092958
>Fucking dies again
>>4092941
Not again!
>>4092848
So someone is after me head.. heh
Funny being on this side of the sword...
Bring it!
>>4092870
*Interrupts him, by throwing a knife at his feet*
You're annoying me with that kinda talk
>>4092941
Great.... dead again...
>>4092941
Now I'm requiring protection from a bodyguard?
Truly shameful, but I must accept this help with gratitude.
>>4092974
NOW THAT YOU ARE TRAPPED, WILL YOU ACCEPT CONVERSION? PRETTY PLEASE?
>>4092873
Nah hate is too much of a strong emotion, I don't hate you or anyone here.
>>4092842
Don't forget, I know people forget when they're tired.
>>4092870
That's why it's so funny right?
>>4092879
Rammy, wouldn't you regret dying?
>>4092972
I-I'm so sorry but you forced me...
>brings your corpse to your sister
>>4092941
Let's get this over with already..
I feel something following us
>>4092972
>Picks up corpse by one of its tentacles
>Drags it off somewhere
>Brings her back alive
>Dumps her off somewhere and goes back home
>>4092933
W-What are you up to?
>>4092995
I'll try not too.
>>4092968
wat
>>4092953
I miss when he looked beneath my clothing every time we talked with his promesomething vision.
>>4092993
This.
Life is too short to hate on someone.
>>4093015
Sleepy.
>yawn
>>4092941
A giant ship was able to go unnoticed. I find that both stupid and impressive.
>>4092989
Conversion? Kid, you don't know who you're talking to.
>>4092999
>steals the corpse to take to the conversion chamber
LOSERS WEEPERS, BITCH
>>4092999
>Is fucking dea-
>>4093014
>Gets revived
That was...a unique experience.
>>4093024
chicken butt
>>4092859
>Definitely one of the best character selects.
>>4092909
Care to inform me on who it was?
>>4092995
Not at this moment.
>>4093034
Something about this strikes me as ironic.
>>4093034
Remember are deal... What ever you are..?
I help you.. you help me find out who the boss is... Understand?
>>4093047
>
>>4093034
I DIDN'T DETECT A TRIPWIRE
NOW I'M STUCK WITH YOU LOSERS ALL NIGHT
>>4093030
As soon as the game is over or... I die I'm going to sleep.
>>4093028
Except KK, fuck that guy.
>>4093034
...How strange.
>>4093062
Also they were here yesterday
>>4093066
I'll go in a bit too
>puts half the blanket over her
>>4093034
All but one probably had either a pleasant experience or a new advantage.
>>4093055
>Yup. In the name of a very hyped evo moment. "Rare footage of Daigo actually angry"
>>4093072
Care to explain why? I haven't really got myself involved with such shenanigans.
>>4093065
Quiet the hell down you loudmouth scrap pile. Some of us are tired and have headaches
>>4093034
My goodness, I'm certainly off my game!
Perhaps a stroke of fortune will come through soon.
>>4093091
SON OF A BITCH!
>plays the guitar
>>4093101
nothing, i'm just being silly. I'll go back to learn how to draw feet.
>>4093091
*Begins to render himself invisible*
I wonder who would I meet first
>>4092873
My emotions for you will forever be indifferent.
>>4093078
sure they came by, lots of people do, but that doesn't mean they stay, not always
>>4093108
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PLAY WONDERWALL I WILL DELETE YOU BEFORE THE SECOND CHORD
>>4093015
>He smiles and pats your head.
You're a good kid.
>>4093055
You wouldn't regret causing your friends sadness?
>>4093108
Hey... That's not bad.
>>4093108
You mind... Turing it down...?
>>4093127
Oh, a Robot, interesting, the fuck's a Wonderwall?
>>4093131
Shut up, I wasn't asking for your opinion, regular looking guy.
>>4093108
Know anything by the Stones? Always been a fan.
>>4093121
Life is big, kid. People are gonna move on, and it's probably a good thing when they do.
>>4093055
H-He had blonde hair and a hat. Kaito and Skeleton man probably know more.
>>4093087
>She covers herself with the half you offered her.
>>4093091
This is kinda fun actually.
Most people don't like ____, but I do.
>>4093091
Now it seems that none of you want to kill each other.
>>4093150
Grimes
>>4093150
gay tranny midget beastiality
>kamina
>>4093156
DADDY I DIE
>>4093150
Asuka
>>4093140
Fine, I just won't play it, don't come to me when you need some bastard to be shocked.
>>4093146
Stones? jesus that's old, what are you from the olden times? you know we invented space travel.
>>4093147
Comfy!
>>4093150
Me.
>>4093150
Drake
>>4093156
I DIDN'T EXPLICITLY SAY I AIMED AT YOU, CHILL OUT
AT LEAST I MISSED
>>4093150
Me
>>4093156
Hey people..
Heads up!
>>4093173
>Hugs
>>4093150
Me
>>4093108
What songs are familiar with, Sir?
>>4093156
And now an opponent who throws bombs; this is a ridiculous match.
>>4093150
Subaru-kun!
>>4093188
Go to bed Maria
>>4093150
WASPS
>>4093150
Sum 41
>>4093150
being alone
>>4093213
No you fucking don't shut up
>>4093131
T-Thank you.
>>4093170
Just a bit.
>>4093206
Space banjo, space Beatles, and other stuff, honestly I forgot how to play this, some say it's nice, some hate it.
>>4093114
Fair enough and good luck. Then i'll go back to keep myself awake for the rest of the day.
>>4093120
You love the guy that much huh?
>>4093150
Kerag, but then again maybe i assume wrong.
>>4093213
>Liking the Niggers of the Bee world
>>4093150
>Says me in attempt to reassure myself that people don't hate me
>please say nice things to me!!!!
>>4093208
>>4093196
>>4093173
I like you guys
>>4093226
Me too Tbh
>>4093210
I just got back though... I don't wanna!
>>4093227
>>4093233
SHUT UP WASPS ARE COOL
>>4093169
I won't need to call you for help.
I can manage on my own.
>>4093150
>Me
>>4093241
>Not realizing it became a joke after the first 2 people said it
>>4093156
It is much easier to kill one person than two.
>>4093143
I happen to be a musician so.. You may have not asked for it but I couldn't help commending your playing, also do regular people have blue hair? I've always been asked if it's natural or not.
>>4093229
Sylvie I hate to bring up bad memories, but one day we'll talk about it right?
>>4093262
Can't run forever, slick. The devil always gets his due.
>>4093262
>>4093241
I already know people don't like me, I just want the abuse.
>>4093249
Wasps are Satans spawn and need to be purged.
Along with Flies, FUCK FLIES!
>>4093254
I'm sure it was anon
>>4093246
You don't even know me, how can you say you like me and be telling the truth? The answer is, you can't, really
>>4093251
Call for help? no you nimcom-poop, I hit people with this thing.
>>4093270
I am not a musician, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE? and tons of the gay community has it, maybe that's just the future.
>>4093230
I can't say I've heard of any of those, but from what I heard, you have quite a bit of talent.
What's your name, Sir?
I'm Reinhard, of the van Astrea family.
>>4093262
You're quite quick, blue animal thing!
My Blessings can hardly keep up!
>>4093249
Wasps are cunts
>>4093292
I like what I've seen of you.
>>4093288
WASPS ARE THE ONLY GOOD BUGS
IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE, BUZZZZZ OFF
>>4093300
NO YOU
>>4093262
T-Thank you for hosting for us Rammy. I enjoy your games a lot so it makes me happy just to play them. I'm going to rest now.
>>4093270
M...Maybe. Good night Kaito.
>>4093147
I think I know what you are talking about.
>>4093131
...
They will find others.
>>4093094
>EVO in one more day.
>>4093229
>leans slightly against her and goes tries to sleep
>>4093299
Commando, I don't care, I'm here to research other species and oddities, not chitchat with the very thin locals.
>>4093308
Wasps are the only insect in existence that have zero benefit to the Earth or its ecosystem. They're the definition of a parasite.
>>4093292
You seem like a pretty cool guy though, all the time i've been here.
>>4093286
>Maid dress
But I like you, when you wear that outfit that is.
>>4093262
And like that, one of the stronger fighters goes down.
>>4093169
>>4093320
Yeah, yeah, just answer the question, slick.
>>4093325
OH YEAH?
PROVE IT
>>4093313
>The hype is strong!
About Yellow Jackets and the Benefits of Wasps in the Garden. Yellow jacket wasps feed their young liquefied insects, with caterpillars, flies and spiders comprising the largest food groups during most of the summer. The effect: Adios, garden pests
>>4093341
Screw you I'm the one who asks the questions!
that and I forgot most of my past, but I ask them!
>>4093337
Yo I'm back on Steam
>>4093344
What's your daily schedule?
>>4093320
Research other species?
Then you're a form of mage then, or something along those lines?
>>4093338
It should not have taken three of us, especially not to kill a young lady...
>>4093295
Of course you are, you were playing a guitar, but I guess that's why I'm asked about it, because I'm not associated with that community.
>>4093309
Goodnight Sylvie, we'll talk more later alright? Rest well.
>>4093313
I'm still waiting ya'know, so I hope that tells you how I feel about forgetting people.
>A clawed girl is clinging to the walls, by clawing her claws into the wall, looking down, observing
>>4093367
WHY WOULD I HAVE A SCHEDULE
I KILL BUGS AND MAKE NESTS
>>4093364
>I just saw you message, will be there in a sec.
>>4093313
The fuck is EVO?
>>4093362
Too bad, hotshot, you've got one to answer now.
>>4093309
You should be thanking someone else for that. Farewell.
>>4093377
You have made me gone silent.
>>4093386
Little girl.
>>4093393
Point proven.
>>4093386
>Shoots down with death ray
>>4093408
THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING
PREDATORS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF EVERY ECOSYSTEM AND I'M ONE OF THEM
>>4093376
oh god, what are you some kind of Goblins and Gremlins player? no, I'm a freaking Commando who happens to do research.
>>4093377
Gosh you're boring, and wrong, but mostly boring.
>>4093386
GET DOWN!
>>4093403
Fine, anything to let you guys leave me to my researches.
>>4093422
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
>>4093338
The feast manages to be eventful.
>>4093408
That's all spiders do as well, usually, except their nests are webs
>>4093406
Ram.
>>4093420
>she dies due to the deathray, moments later she returns
Rude.
>>4093424
Hm?
>>4093422
Except you cause more problems than you solve, you're generally a burden to everything, and you do your job less optimally than nearly every insect predator besides you.
>>4093424
I'm a knight, actually!
Commando means you're military personnel, right?
Elite forces, or something along those lines?
>>4093431
Let's see if my Blessings help me through this cluster.
>>4093401
>It is a huge tournament of fighting games. It lasts for three days and has been going on for a while.
>>4093431
At least we could survive, Unlike the other groups...
>>4093430
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
>>4093455
I DON'T CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS
>>4093401
>This is EVO my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1ey4-ewyQ
>>4093431
The winner of the brawl is not a surprising one. Final five.
>>4093449
screw it, I can still research you from down here.
>>4093457
Yeah sure, Cargo Ships are very elite, and so is murdering alot of it's native xenos.
>>4093482
Come on ace, we can work this out.
>>4093475
the fucking legend
>>4093406
I'm sorry, but please at least let us come up with a plan.
>>4093424
Would being a jerk make me less boring?
>>4093424
You were the one who started strumming away like we were your audience, kid.
>>4093494
>Wanna know something awesome... he can still do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nC2D6sOrbg
>>4093483
Research me? What's there to research? I'm purple and I have claws.
>>4093475
>fighting game community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsJfLKtGlfw
>>4093466
You create your homes close to human households and attack anything that comes near them or tries to tamper with them. You sting innocent children, sometimes even fatally. Your kind are generally annoying.
That's already three things to your one use.
>>4093482
Being dead does not excuse you for being lazy.
>>4093295
Really...?
That's a waste...
>>4093386
*Smirks*
Well if it ain't my favorite girl so far.
>>4093516
WELL THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT ANYONE ELSE'S
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TREAT USE NICELY EITHER
>>4093305
That you can say truthfully, but since we've never interacted before now, it's impossible to say you like me as a person, because if you did it would be a lie
>>4093333
Maybe, but that's still only a superficial judgement based in nothing but observations. It's a lot like how high schools work, where the good looking outgoing kids become popular and the unattractive shut-ins are cast out, even if the guy with the perfect hair on the football team is secretly a huge douche and beats his younger sibling and the shut in quietly spends their time helping those in need by volunteering. Of course, there are cases where the popular kid is nice and the unpopular one is evil, like in my case, but those are usually few and far inbetween
>>4093495
Jerk? I was talking about you're biology, it's not personality, again, you are wrong in your judgement.
>>4093505
I was trying to shock some people, the guitar produces lightning mate.
>>4093532
It's not a musical thing, it's very much a weapon of shock!
>>4093545
>kissu
>>4093533
It's our problem.. That wasps are violent.
>>4093524
The women get attacked by arthropods.
The man is disappointing.
The ship is a criticizer. What a great final five.
Routine check, Kupo!
Add and vote! Remember Cosmos is for good guys only! This may be the last preliminary check before the Chaos poll, so please make sure you haven't forgotten anything! Feel free to nominate your friends as well, kupo!
http://poal.me/pbsga3
Hmmm, hmmm... Yes, I'm awake now after takin' a small nap.
How you guys's doin? Bring any gifts ta show yer appreciation ta tha best king there ever was in Dreamland?
>>4093482
It's a massive flying battleship...
What on earth was I supposed to do?
>>4093483
You kill things, even though you work in shipping and transport?
>>4093532
>she smiles
Finally someone who can help me kill a bastard, have you seen any green-haired, tall weirdo?
>>4093556
JUST LIKE ITS MY PROBLEM THAT YOU HARASS WASPS
NICE DOUBLE STANDARDS
NOW BUZZZZZ OFF
>FLIES AWAY REALLY PISSED
>>4093495
You mean you and Russia.
>>4093449
What are you doing?
Greetings and good evening. And yes, I realize it has been a while.
>>4093574
>she looks at the penguin
What's that?
>>4093577
>Img
>>4093582
Hunting someone.
Falling asleep behind the wheel
Help
>>4093603
Greetings, Miss!
What would your name be?
>>4093611
How about not fucking typing and reading while driving.
>>4093567
Two manages to find the same creature to use for comfort.
>>4093575
Kill it.
>>4093574
All I have is my smile.
>>4093550
I have to clean the kiss marks, you know, you jackass.
>>4093575
Yep, shit went down really hard.
>>4093545
What brilliant person decided to interpret Thunderstruck as a guide for weapon building?
>>4093567
You don't have to like it, you have to deal with it.
>>4093545
But.. There's nothing really biological about me. I'm sorry for the assumptions, you're throwing me off.
>>4093582
Yup, maybe even tracksuit, he seems like he wants revenge.
>>4093603
Good evening Ms. Patchouli, it's good to see you, are you feeling okay?
>>4093611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAAybD5iKU
>>4093545
I would so that's stupid.. but seeing that you're alive right in front of me proves it saved your ass before.
>>4093577
Who..?
And how much I'm a I getting paid for this?
>>4093603
>the clawed girl, while clinging on the wall, looks at the girl
Hm?
>>4093611
>Using your phone while driving
Are you an actual idiot? That's against the rururules! put away your phone this instant and focus on the road!
>>4093606
My kingdom! Ain't ya ever heard o' it!?
>>4093623
A SMILE!?
... Well, I guess it ain't tha worst gift.
>>4093617
Patchouli Knowledge is my name. Obviously I'd just prefer Patchouli.
Who are you?
>>4093631
About as well as ever for my well-being.
>>4093642
Hm, what? I do hope you weren't trying to hide up there.
>>4093603
...
>>4093606
I noticed you said someone. Not thing.
>>4093631
What is your plan?
>>4093637
I don't know, I'm just angry, don't mind my quest for murder, how are you?
>>4093611
Yolo, post the national anthem, nigger.
>>4093623
There is an excess of bear traps around here.
>>4093670
Act like a moron, get treated like one.
>HOLY SHIT IT'S 2:00 AM
>goodnight
>>4093574
Seeing that life's still worth of living?
>>4093603
. . .
>>4093611
Are you really want to come back inside of a coffin?
Try actually driving, you idiot.
I need 4 semi-serious fatal events
>>4093623
I can't even reach it!
I don't have a blessing that allows for flight.
>>4093624
What occurred?
Was your caravan ambushed, or something of that nature?
>>4093669
Reinhard, of the van Astrea family!
It's a great pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lady Patchouli.
>>4093668
No.
>>4093669
Who are you? You have a funny hat.
>>4093673
Soon he'll be a thing.
>>4093712
die
>fatal
>>4093693
Hey, I'm finally not the asshole with a new metal shoe!
>>4093712
(Player1) leaps from a tree and crushes (Player2) with (his/her1) feet.
>>4093708
I'm better off dead desu
>>4093675
I'm fine. But you requested you want someone dead. Give me specifics detail.. I'll find him or her. Hurry up and gives details
>>4093702
>Night.
>>4093693
I guess the bear trap did a little damage to her.
>>4093669
What's been keeping you so busy? It's strange to see you gone for so long.
>>4093673
Well... It may seem a little cruel and simple, but throw people at him who can't die, then when he attacks use the opening for someone to attack quickly from behind, that's your job.
>>4093702
Goodnight, have a good rest!
>>4093712
(Player1) takes a moment to wind up before putting their fist straight through (Player2)'s skull.
>>4093673
...?
Hm.
>she looks back down at her book
>>4093708
..Do you plan on just staring at me all day?
>>4093713
Reinhard? Hm...I see.
Good to meet you as well. Seeing some people here with manners is nice.
>>4093723
I could ask the same of you.
And my hat is not silly. It's a night-cap.
>>4093735
That's all I know of him, he's tall, weird, green-haired, and a talker.
>>4093754
It's a silly-cap.
>>4093544
Saying you like someone isn't like a permenant evaluation of every nuance of their character. It's the sort of thing you say about someone you're only starting to get to know.
>>4093708
That ain't hardly a gift. I see that every day.
>>4093723
... Oh. I ain't understandin' how ya've never gone an' heard of it, but oh well.
>>4093668
True. A lot of creatures seem to be fond of it.
>>4093702
Bye.
>>4093723
How unexpected. Who is the target?
>>4093748
Sometimes simple is all you need.
>>4093754
Patchouli. Am I correct?
Finally, after a troublesome week
Good evening
>>4093739
Rooting Man in Back
>>4093712
(P1) uses (P2) as a meat shield protecting him/herself from (P3) attack
(P1) sticks a grenade to (P2) back
>>4093739
They bonded over losing a leg.
>>4093739
The kiss of death! So damn close, too.
>>4093712
(Player1) dies.
>>4093787
Hey, if he lost a leg, does that mean I lost 3? Ow.
>>4093767
What about you? What are you?
>>4093768
Green-haired, tall, and weird. Oh and he talks.
>>4093776
Hello.
>>4093764
Like some petty insult is going to get me angry.
You're wasting your breath.
>she continues reading
>>4093748
I don't have all the time in the world to spend here. I have things in my own land to contend with.
>>4093768
>looks up again
Yes, that's me. What is it?
>>4093764
Tsk..
Really... That's all you have..?
Alright fine I'll make it work somehow.
>>4093754
Of course, Lady Patchouli.
As a knight of the Royal Guard, it's both my duty and my pleasure to be courteous to all I meet, so long as they aren't breaking the law.
If I may ask, what occupies your time?
Is it okay to use day events as night events as well?
>>4093731
You have more time for thinking about a better plan than that...
>>4093739
Goddammit... Run!
>>4093754
Who knows? I'd keep staring this mess.
>>4093767
A gift is a gift, It doesn't cause any major harm.
However, there are people that not would see that always...
>>4093787
Day 9...
Looks like this isn't going to end well...
>>4093787
It is finished.
>>4093840
This
>>4093818
Insult? I'm just saying it's silly, silly's not bad.
>>4093819
Thank you, I'll repay you back someway.
>>4093544
I don't really wanna overlook it too much to be honest. As longs as people are not complete assholes to me they are okay in my book.
>>4093776
Sounds like someone needs to relax.
I guess relax for now.