The Oracle was right once more
>>408774
Soon.
You'll not be dissappointed. At least on a technical level. The remaining time is for coming up with a few more events and a bit of content creation.
>>408779
Because I'll turn the petting around.
>>408810
....Did SHE diddle YOU?
>>408826
Libra isn't this the exact fate we saved you from when you first joined..?
>>408778
>just get back
>immediately dead
>>408807
Jesus fucking Christ,
How nightmarish,
Do you live in some sort of strange hellverse where you rule,
and you force your face upon every magazine or something?
>>408817
That's what I've been saying,
He totally diddled his daughter, but he just doesn't want to admit it.
>>408814
Not again!
>>408820
Hmm?
>>408826
Wait, what?
>>408826
YES YES YES!
DIE YOU IMPOSTER!
Why do I ever hope for good things?
>>408834
Good luck.
>>408826
An honorable end if there is something like that possible. Well done, little dragon. Victory is yours.
>>408826
He did it!
Good job, Spike. Thanks for hosting, Dealer.
>>408838
I await your creation with high expectations I know you will break past Aikawa.
>>408849
What did I do to you?
>>408838
>
>>408846
>
>>408841
.....Naga has certain ways to amuse all of us from time to time, master tactician.
>>408826
Congrats purple lizard
>>408845
I have magazines in Russia and she is in the foreign isles I have. Everything else doesn't have her
>>408817
Ask her.
>>408840
W-WHAT?
>>408826
Good job Buddy. Thanks for hosting Dealer.
>>408845
NO. SHUT UP.
>>408861
You'll never catch me!
>>408851
Did you really want the Impostor to win, though?
>>408851
Because it all that we have left
*Leaps from the shadows*
*Howls a hello*
>>408834
That's weird, even for Iris.
>>408826
Congrats, loser.
>>408845
I don't force my face on anything, if anything it's the other way around. Do you know how much I get paid?
>>408859
Trying to seduce my dad.
>>408848
Good job spike.
>>408848
Congratulations!
>>408822
Remilia is your master right? What did you do to upset her? I'm sure she would understand...
>>408846
Come on, read the mood a bit.
>>408851
Because they might happen... might.
>>408867
Did
she
diddle
you?
>>408845
Oh, what's this? Is Stockin' jealous because the only magazine she's graced was "Chubby Chasers Monthly"? How hopeless... but you should know that girls like you only appeal to a special demographic...
>>408853
>>408857
>>408863
>>408867
>>408875
>>408878
>>408880
Thanks for the congratulationses.
Thanks for hosting, Dealer.
>>408875
By my estimates around 30 million.
>>408840
Now that's the sort of question that needs to be asked!
>>408837
Are you 100% sure?
>>408867
Hopefully I'd get a more subconsciously truthful and innocent answer.
>>408869
>implying
tfw got gangraped
>>408848
Congratulations.
>>408826
Thank you for hosting.
>>408888
Communist Quads confirm
>>408875
Apparently not enough to stop any time soon.
>>408862
Ah well. We can just chalk it up as Ironic eh?
>>408826
>>408848
Congratulations Spike
You lead the Lizardmen to rule one area in a harsh but fair Monarchy.
You are also now the Jack of Scales
Here are the ( current) list of territories
Stiegal
Nomad's Desert
The Lizard Dome
Dimsgate
Orinshale
The Tower
Crucible City
Devil's Carnival
Brooktop Temple
>>408858
Oh, it's you.
I thought it was Erica that asked.
Well you should keep your expectations low, because too high expectations are hard to meet, but I'm confident.
>>408861
>puts an arm around your neck and pets your head
>>408883
I'd diddle him
I'd diddle him hard.
>>408878
Oh come on now.
>>408807
>>408885
You were the one to start it and tell it to the trash, trash.
>>408875
I really don't want to know,
and frankly i'm disgusted by the public's lack of taste
>>408867
It's totally true Kamina,
You fucked your daughter.
>>408885
Not at all,
I'm just disgusted by this,
I've never been happier to not live in japan,
I'd rather die then be around people with such shit taste.
>>408894
Thanks.
>>408902
Jack of Scales, huh? Sounds cool. So what do I need to do?
>>408883
NO.
>>408890
Do it.
>>408902
>Spike
>leading
Ruh roh.
>>408902
Well done Spike
Thanks for hosting Dealer!
>>408903
I did
>>408902
yo congrats spike
>>408885
The fat Capitalist pigs that have never worked.
>>408881
What's wrong with the mood? Is there a book about it?
>>408891
Must- avoid- petting!
>>408901
A suitable solution to the situation and quite a story to tell at the next Shepherds meeting. My only regret is that i could not save myself this time around.
>>408918
>>408917
>>408919
Thanks.
>>408913
Go to the USA OR USSR
>>408913
How would you even know this?
>>408883
>>408893
>>408905
>blows kiss
>>408916
>>408900
I could quit whenever I felt like it.
>>408906
...
Get a load of this guy.
>>408913
Maybe you're the one who has the lack of taste, hm?
>>408923
*Sigh*...
>pet pet
>>408916
Only in the sense a baron rules over a portion of the kings land
>>408915
Pick one of those places
Anyone else planning on hosting or do you guys want another round?
>yfw you are 19 and already wasted your life
>>408903
It was not me. I am simply giving you encouragement Child. I am sure you will do spectacular
>>408941
>>408923
You can't escape!
>>408903
>is pet
>>408942
It would be nice to have you serve me fries at a joint. Feel free to stop any time.
>>408946
Thanks for hosting mate
NUDIST BEACH IS TAKING OVER NEXT GAME.
>yfw yfw
>>408947
Shut the fuck up burgerpants.
>>408937
>blows a kiss back
>>408955
Greetings fellow soldier.
>>408946
Well, the obvious choice would be the 'Lizard Dome', but because that's what's expected, I'm going to pick Stiegal.
So it can be Spike's Steigal.
>>408872
I just wished they happened more often
>>408871
A bit, I did want one of my own to win.
>>408881
Yea, might.
>>408947
I'm 20
>>408913
Nice try piggly-wiggly-chan, but I think you're the one who doesn't get it. Now get your pudgy rear back to the buffet. I bet they miss you!
>>408957
COMMUNISTS! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN
>>408960
>>408964
>>408963
Why are you dressed like that? You going diving or something?
>>408972
its gunna happen
>>408962
Can you please,
Not?
>>408964
CAR-los
>>408945
What? Not again
>runs away
>>408954
Stop chasing me. Pet other people!
>>408971
Now that is mean. But you can't insult Communism. The Americans have beaten you.
>>408966
Then just get good. Simple
>>408972
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>408955
Fast food chains are for people who don't have any skills, I don't belong there. You definitely look like you might though.
>>408989
Getting good is hard,
And I'm trying, gods be damned.
so Mario died on the NES box art or what?
>>408949
>>408918
Ohhh...
That makes me feel better, because I know at least two people are looking forward to it.
I intentionally keep the progress a secret. It's hard not to show it around, but I can resist.
When I do host it, it'll be around one hour earlier than now, I guess. That seems to be a good time for an opening.
>>408954
there there, don't look at the Riri girl.
>pets more
>>408978
No, and hold that thought.
>aims and shoots a criminal in the leg
Now this is my armor. Not for diving
>>408987
But you are like, perfect for petting!
>>408984
Too bad my fellow Nega-nega!
Maybe I'll get bored of it.
>>409001
>Is shot in the leg
>>408995
I can train you under me. But it is your choice
>>409006
You better get bored of it.
>>409006
I started this,
and as your senpai,
I DEMAND YOU TO STOP!
>>408916
Alright then, will do.
Ruby, did did Ka- your father give you cummies?
>>408993
Hello Sister... How have you been? Anything interesting to report? Hm?
>>409004
There are people over there, pet them instead!
>>409010
Oh no...
>switches to different ammo
It was a mistake. You just seemed hostile.
>>408966
>Runs 2fast 4you
Every day until you like it.
>>408966
And that's why you have to keep trying, demon. Believe in me who believes in you.
>>408993
I'm skilled at everything. No need for personal opinions or standards. I do as my commander commands.
>>409020
Oh shit
The lllusive man is back
>>409022
Junko with a turtleneck shirt is surprisingly cute to look at.
>>409025
>Sigh
It's not much of a problem, I just need minor repairs now.
>>409022
I hope this one isn't as bad.
>>409010
>>409015
Maybe i will.
>>409017
Shaking my head, fuck my life, family .
>>409020
Hmm?
>>409032
Alright
>>409011
I appreciate the offer,
but no thanks.
>>409027
This isn't some lame shonen anime,
This is all about luck,
and hoping someone rigs it for you.
depending on the host of course
>>409031
>surprisingly
Turtleneck sweaters are easymode cruisecontrol for cuteness overload
>>409022
I've been great, thank you Junko-chan. What a-about you?
Nothing to report besides that Hajime is being a nosy turd.
>>409028
So you're a tool and nothing more? At least you understand your place.
>actually someone else host for now i need a break. plus i need to find all places in Hand of Fate
>yfw Junkos are the same guy
>>409039
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>409046
Dude. we ARE talking about BigTits mcDespair Junko here.
>tfw both of your children are dead
>tfw your wife left you
>tfw you waged war on humans
>tfw you're a child murderer
>tfw
>>409052
Hiya Abel! Hows it goin?
>>409052
>>409054
>>409052
I'm confused?
>>409055
Wait how'd you do that?
>>409004
>>409023
yeah, yeah!
Hey,
uh,
quick question,
how in the hell do i get rid of the "Runs away from Cornucopia" event during the blood bath, and replace it with something more space like?
>>409057
We are ALSO talking about turtleneck sweaters
Arguably the cutest article of clothing a girl can wear
>>409052
Identify yourself
>>409054
One's junko the other is littledick, kk or yuno.
>>409049
Izuru just keeps backsliding, doesn't he? I can't say I care for that... I'll see if I can't formulate some way to put him back where he belongs... Under my heel.
>>409058
Such despair is admirable. Keep it up.
>>409074
You don't
Why do we have two Ruby Glooms?
>>409044
But that kills the joke, I don't like to think someone rigged a few of the 26 games i've won so far. It makes me feel like my efforts would go to waste.
>>409074
Not possible at the moment, Baby.
>>409084
One is a shadow that changes shape
He's been here all day, Keep up
>>409084
I'm a imposter!
>>409082
For some odd reason you are more attractive when you have glasses. Just me.
>>409075
So you are saying Junko's despair, tits and sex appeal is overruled by turtlenecks cuteness by a countrymile?
SWEET JESUS!
>>409069
Don't ask me f︂︂a︂m
>>409082
I-I love you Junko! I love your glasses too.
>>409084
I don't see the problem with two best girls.
>>409092
Just identify yourself comrade. II am one of the oldest here.
>>409082
>Pokes you with a crutch.
>>409092
i dont know who you are. but i dont know shit these days.
>>409092
Oh boy, is it happening!? It has been so long!
NEW GAME WHEN
>>409103
Even when one is trying to fuck you?
>>409083
Really?
But it's really ruining the whole,
y'know,
space vibe.
>>409089
God dang it,
Are you serious?
then how am I supposed to replace it with "(Player1) Yells "SPACE IS AWESOME" and runs off"?
This is stupid, I feel like i'm wasting my time!
>>409092
Greetings. You're right in saying I don't know who you are.
>>409099
The world of fashion is truly terrifying, is it not?
>>409110
Пpивeт Airi.
>>409114
Spike isn't best girl.
>>409110
ADORABLE OVERLOAD!
>>408999
Riri-chan is cute though!
>>409023
But you're right here!
>>409092
I remember you though...
>>409121
Hello soldier!
>>409108
Glorious Skeleking
>there are people in this thread that don't even know the tale of Skeleking
>>409107
>kicks the crutch out from under him
>sweep the leg Johnny
>>409088
I hate to be frank,
But I never had a good sense of humor.
>>409131
sm-h tb-h fa-m
>>409118
I think we may finally have found the Ultimate Despair Weapon against your endless hugner for despair.
TURTLENECK SHIRTS
>>409127
>bear hugs and attempts to lift you up
>>409129
How is day?
>>409131
>tfw people dont know skeleman
>>409131
what that he won three rigged games in a row?
>>409125
I'm not even best dragon.
>>409131
Stop making shit up anon. There's no way someone doesn't know the tale
>>409049
I'm as much of a tool you are to your calling of existance.
>>409114
The only good thing about last night was Jerry,
Nega's where a mistake.
>>409139
Hee-ho..?
>>409135
*Ahem*
What do you call.. A harpy, mixed with a hyena?
....
....
A.. Har-harpy.
....
>>409139
My memory is getting lost. I can't remember that far...
>>409146
they were rigged. by skill.
>>409147
Who is best Dragon?
>>409147
You're not best anything.
>>409134
>Falls down on face
God damn it...
>>409127
But I'll run! So it's more effort for you!
>>409139
Hmph.
>>409108
Cause you are an old soul skeleman
>>409153
>>409149
Gotta step out for a bit, something came up. Sorry.
>>409151
My respects go to him.
Although it was also fun seeing you and Hajime.
>>409141
Ah-
>>409161
But it's more worth it!
>>409159
>calls Medic
You will be fine.
>>409157
I dunno. Nowi, probably.
>>409158
Eeyup.
>>409153
At least I can take pride in the fact that my sense of humor isn't as bad as yours...
No offense, Genos.
>>409139
Got any snacks?
>>409163
its true. my mind isnt what i used to be.. in fact. i may have lost it. i used to have it in a nice jar
>>409169
What would persuade you to stop?
>>409171
You're shit. Garbage.
>>409168
It comes naturally to me,
And it's also really, really, really fun to fuck with him.
>>409159
What do you want Towa? I know it's not me you're after. I'm about ten years too old to be in your strike zone...
>>409169
Ah forget it, it's too much effort to bring you home.
Guess I'll sleep alone again, night
>>409177
>shrugs
>>409175
It's normal to lose your mind old friend.
I've lost it quite a few times
>>409179
Oh....
I remember you from somewhere..?
>>409139
Leave i to me.
>>409152
>>409154
>>409162
>>409174
If you guys are wondering what might happen next, be ready to face your counterparts. Do you guys feel strong enough to defeat that part of you that no one has seen? I wasn't ready that time...
>>409180
Wouldn't go THAT far.
>>409188
Good bed, Aikawa!
>>409192
My Capitalist side. I can do this
>>409179
do you ever worry about the clouds behind you that never seem to move?
>>409190
Money?
>>409173
I am not offended in the slightest, in fact I'm happy to have given you something to be proud of.
>>409192
Hee-oh god, ho.
>>409199
Heh, thanks.
>>409170
Gracias mi hermano?
>>409183
C-crap...
>Stands up and clears throat.
Why is there two of you?!
>>409192
Oh boy
>>409188
night then
>>409204
>pets
>>409201
Capitalist?
>>409193
No wonder Sunset could never like you.
>>409192
You mean...
Merde.
minutes for new game?
who's preparing?
>>409192
Negative games ? I remember that
>>409211
Heт Я Pyccкий
>>409192
I've been m doing that sine this morning
>>409217
you are
>>409205
W-Well,
I...Appreciate it Genos.
>>409215
Not gonna argue that point. But I'm sure there were many factors behind that.
>>409214
My Negative side
>>409213
How cold.
>>409192
I'm ready.
>>409211
You mean "Why ARE there two of you." Your grammar is hopeless...
And there aren't two of me. What are you talking about?
>>409213
I think I am forever cursed with your petting.
>>409193
>>409215
I'm right,
Sunset is into hardcore dudes,
Like me.
>>409204
>pet pet
>>409135
...It wasn't a real joke, you just have to keep trying, unless it happens. I don't think god hates you THAT much, even if you are a demon.
>>409232
CORRECTION: IT IS YOUR PURE SIDE
Greetings citizens.
>>409227
Get it, Genos.
>>409179
Are you even human..?
>>409231
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF YOU PUSSY.
>>409238
LIKE ME!
>>409192
I kinda don't want to meet my Nega.
>>409242
What I mean is my reverse counterpart. I believe it is where I am a very rich man. Very terrible.
>>409244
Hello, there is a mysterious people here.
>>409227
>>409245
O-Of course, Master.
>Leaves
>Returns with balding cream
Here you go.
>>409248
EXACTLY,
LIKE ME
>>409222
Do you know?
>>409235
Then were you just feigning ignorance our last encounter?
>>409244
ERROR: RED CHINESE COMMUNIST NOT FOUND
SPECIFY: CAPITALIST OR COMMUNIST?
>>409248
I never know what you want from me.
>>409238
Apparently so.
>>409241
Stop it!
>>409236
But that sounds wonderful!
>>409235
oh hey it's dumb teacher lady
>>409248
>>409259
>implying either of you can be real men.
>>409260
I am a Russian.
>>409257
I don't think that's what he meant at all,
Genos
>>409255
Yes? Who are and what are they? Also, nice to see you again Soviet.
>>409261
What?
>>409259
>>409262
TO MAN UP. KICK KAMINA'S ASS.
>>409269
>implying not the manliest
>>409257
>dodges the insult
>>409269
>Implying you can top THE MIGHTY NEGAMINA
>>409278
Not people a person
>>409263
>Changes to hug mode.
