This is just sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INxLFmZhtWg
DON'T
You're right, the fact that he's too busy buying PS4 games with your tax money to afford meds for his mom is actually sad.
>>4082320
>>4082319
We really did him wrong...
JUST
I ain't clicking shit, what did he do damit.
>>4082323
He spends all his money in stuff even when they were economically unsafe. That wasn't on us.
If the snorlax didn't taught him the meaning of "limitations" that is not our fault.
>>4082325
Got his mother to beg for money
Yknow, its a shame he didn't become like lazerbot, what a waste
They beg for money every other day now and people keep giving it to them. Kind of disgusting.
>>4082319
>tfw you are going to end up like Christ
>>4082319
Bets on when Babs is going to kick it?
New Saga when? Getting sick of tomgirl Chris
>>4082319
Cant understand shit and this feels scripted as fuck
oh my fucking god
can someone just take out this merry bastard, christ this is low even for him
>>4082330
nailed on a cross
Why do people give him money? It's not a worthwhile investment and it doesn't produce any worthwhile or entertaining content.
If they think they're helping him, they aren't. Chris is going to lose what little concept of financial responsibility he had to begin with if someone is always going to bail him out.
If they're trying to troll then it's fucking retarded "trolling". That's nice a hot girl "pranking" a neckbeard by sucking his dick.
>>4082319
I thought she was a Snorlax?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
AND I JUST WON
If he starts a patreon to start up sonichu again, would you donate?
>>4082337
Age, financial instability, and degradation will do that to a person.
>>4082324
WON
>>4082336
Reminded me of this.
>>4082319
She must be pretty sick if she lost that much weight.
>>4082339
only if he makes a consistent schedule and we pay him per creation.
I'm not paying that fuck $3 per month fuck that.
>>4082339
I'd give him $5 for COMPLETED issue.
So I'd basically give him $5 every 2 years
Why doesn't Chris just get a job?
The Wendy's I frequent has a literal down syndrome guy who can barely walk that goes around and wipes tables and mops the floors. Even if it's minimum wage, he probably pulls in at least $200 a week.
What's Chris's excuse?
>>4082347
Chris got FIRED from Wendys.
Is he fucking pointing a gun at her or something holy shit
>S-stick to the GOSH DARN script or i'll do it, I swear to Sonichu
>>4082347
The downie is more qualified and probably a better worker.
>>4082347
If he would wake up and realize that he could easily work at McDonalds and scrape up patreon money by putting out consistent work he would be able to live comfily.
Is it just me or does Chris seem alittle... Off?
>>4082319
Jesus, she's lost a lot of weight.
What is the story behind this... guy
(not a /v/ regular here)
>>4082347
Laziness and horrible attitude. He'd probably yell at children and get fired.
People on welfare can't get full time jobs but he could collect welfare along with working a part time job. He'd be in a much better financial position if he did that.
>>4082342
I'd buy her game
>>4082354
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
>>4082354
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
>>4082354
sonichu.com
You're in for the ride of your fucking life.
>>4082342
God, I miss the times when the 360 kid was a thing.
>>4082347
>a barely functioning downs is more functioning in society than ChrisCWC worked at Wendys, he got fired for scaring children
>>4082354
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s'
ALSO LURK MORE FAGGOT FUCK. WHAT HAPPENED TO USING GOOGLE AND LEARNING.
>>4082319
>Please send donations directly to us via PayPal to my email address: [email protected]. Thank you.
>>4082319
Don't make me say it, op
Hi there~
>>4082360
GET THAT HEXBOX OUT OF HERE
DENTAL PLAN
Barbra needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
Barbra needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
>>4082319
me in the back
>>4082364
>PayPal
>AOL
Jesus fucking Christ
>>4082366
[Hot Head by Death Grips plays softly in the background]
>>4082360
>Everyone else then adopted the same systemdesu I like WoW's system because it actually gives you rewards for completing challenges
>>4082371
Needs Chris's face shopped onto it
When will Barb die?
Meanwhile Chris will continue spending money on stupid shit like dildos and sex dolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ohreiBenzM
I have a headcanon that Chris is really from a distant planet called Chrysdon, a place with a dying sun. So a great scientist placed his son in a red and blue striped capsule, and fired him Earth, where he was found by Bob and Barb Chandler. But, the Earth's yellow sun causes severe autism in Chrysdonians. I can just imagine Chris being heralded as the one to carry the torch of his race, then his father looking down from heaven, weeping at what he unleashed.
>>4082355
>Laziness and horrible attitude. He'd probably yell at children and get fired.
That made me realise that I have never seen a footage or recording of him in public.
How does he behave in public?
>>4082376
>Implying she hasn't already
>Implying Chris is not doing a 'Weekend at Bernie's'
>>4082379
He gets banned from almost every store he goes to. I'll let you fill in the gaps.
My sides are in orbit.
>>4082359
I thought you was joking, You wasn't
>>4082379
He gets paranoid and accusing people of being trolls
>>4082331
sometime next yearshell be fine
>>4082379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGmYMGqnqL0
>>4082378
Jesus christ you might be even more autistic then Chris for coming up with this shit
>>4082361
You can get fired for scaring children?
Fuck maybe I shouldn't try get a job.
>>4082379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
>>4082379
He screamed, "JEW!" at some manager of a game shop once. There's audio of it somewhere because Chris himself recorded it, thinking the internet would take his side.
>>4082356
this. Hookers are expensive where i live.
>>4082379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs
>>4082336
The same people who donated to him also donated to Mighty No. 9.
>>4082347
people with down syndrome are more accepted than low functioning autists, especially in a restaraunt environment where social skills and work ethic>everything
not saying that chris or anybody else autistic should just give up and never try getting a job but people with down syndrome don't have it the same as autists, schizos, and whatnot. people see people with downs as kinda cute and more tolerable, while people with other issues are just kinda off and can unnerve people
>>4082388
>a very special Charlottesville boy
>>4082376
I feel really fucking sorry for barb for having such
a fucking failure as a son.
How come she hasn't commited sudoku by now?
>>4082387
If you work with or around customers you should probably avoid making them uncomfortable.
Do you think Chris browses /v/.
Has anyone ever vydiad with him?
>>4082368
https://youtu.be/epIT4-gF__M
>>4082395
Considering how she melted her weight away, it doesn't look like she has energy to much of anything.
>>4082389
Holy shit he is /v/ incarnate
>>4082388
So this is how it all began.
>>4082397
Why would he browse a site that trolled him into Oblivion?
>>4082402
stockholm syndrome
>>4082376
Fuck, the amount of weight she lost is insane.
>>4082404
Doesn't he think that Sonichu is actually real?
>>4082385
>>4082388
Yeah, I know these. I meant any recent footages of him, and besides that famous gamestop pepper spray one: >>4082391
Any videos of him in court or anything?
What happened to his case by the way?
>>4082347
I rememebr he got fired from that kind of job ocne due to bad behaivor. So no, he is just so unable to follow orders or be nice to costumers that he'd get his ass fired in a day.
>>4082336
>If they're trying to troll then it's fucking retarded "trolling"
I think that's what it is. It's like the idiots who give money to shitty game developers so they can stream them for irony.
>>4082404
Because hes autistic anon this is how autistic people think REAL AUTISTIC people not meme autism.
>>4082397
There's the magic man who literally no one knows. It's been a mystery for years but the only male friend in recent years he had was in a few videos and probably played some games
>>4082388
it's like watching supervillain origin story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARqd1f12Qxw
>>4082402
Better than trolling him into Skyrim.
>>4082404
He estimated it at a billion once. I don't think he knew what a billion was.
Fuck, she really lost all that weight. Good for her I guess. If she was really lucky maybe someone would break into their house and kill Chris.
>>4082342
she is like 40 now, no one is buying her games anymore
>>4082406
>implying Sonichu isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYERZuoAiu9ltkMcXZPYRQ
lol he does nothing but ask for money and be a queer boi
>>4082322
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>4082319
CodeTalkerTapes.mp4
>>4082414
I actually read it like that too at first
>>4082347
Because while the downs guy might be barely functional, he still has the right functional elements: he can do his job and clearly has the integrity to do it well enough.
Chris may be more functional (ha) but he is a lazy piece of shit that would get triggered at the slightest think and throw a fit in the middle of the store.
>>4082395
>Implying she doesn't have any fault in this.
She enabled him to hell and back, let him abuse their money savings with no limt on dumb expenses, never taught him the value of earning income, and basically sealed his own fate more than any troll could have done.
Not counting she also ran over that game store guy and is probably her fault their house burned up given her inability to fix the place's problems and piling it up with trash because she is a hoarder.
>>4082400
Pretty much.
>>4082335
underrated post
>>4082319
She looks like she's in her 90's, the fuck happened? I saw her in a video at McDonald's like 2 years ago, she looks so much younger
>>4082319
A rich anon could literally buy the Chandler family as slaves for the right amount of money now.
>>4082417
will fuck
Can Chris save Sega from financial ruin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
>>4082395
Don't feel sorry for her, she's one of the biggest reasons why Chris ended up like this. She and Bob were both bad parents who didn't have any idea about good parenting, and even less idea about how to deal with autistic offspring.
What will happen when Barb passes?
>>4082423
The thing is with Chris his autism doesn't disable him or prevent him from doing anything at all. He just uses it as a crutch to be a lazy piece of shit.
He got fired from Wendy's because he was such a piece of garbage that he yelled at children and took breaks like all day instead of working.
He's not disabled he's just a shitty person. It's why all the trolling has been going on because deep down he's just a piece of shit.
I'm not sure why all of you are surprised at how Chris turned out the way he has. In a lot of ways, 'we' did this to him. How many times did anons fuck with him either by e-mail or straight up on skype? How we'd encourage his autistic ambitions by pretending to be Sega, or Nintendo only to give him a reality check thereafter?
How about the times we've had femanons pretend to like him and give him hope for his 'lovequest' only to fuck with him by exposing his nudes or private messages before taking it away from him?
I don't like Chris, and a lot of it has to do with his poor life choices, but I can't deny our involvement has made him worse, much worse. And then we have the audacity to marvel at how fucked up he's become?
>>4082427
Menopause ages you like 20 years.
>>4082427
imagine having a kid like that, for over 30 years, as you grow older and without as much energy every passing year
>>4082354
>Everyone spoonfed you
Place is dead
Lurk the fuck more
>>4082432
We'll finally see Chris' endgame. She was the last shard of enabling attitude that held him. He is gonna be basically catapulted into reality and he is just gonna crash.
>>4082319
Sad as in "sad" sad? Or sad as in "this is fucking pathetic" because sometimes I can't tell when it comes to this site.
>>4082432
>Forced to move into a trolls house who will geed him for laughs
>The grandest saga begins
>>4082322
He's a transsexual now. He doesn't wear that jumper anymore.
>>4082417
I would still buy her game. She's a sexy MILF.
>>4082339
He still owes someone a shit load of comics after he got a thousand bucks for the promise of more issues.
>>4082400
>racist
check
>ugly neckbeard
check
>tranny obsession
check
>nostalgic
check
>autism
check
I think you're right.
>>4082434
A lot of the early trolling was people trying to show him and tell him why he was being an idiot and it never worked. He would have been a trainwreck regardless because he's got the worst attitude and awful parents. The only difference now is there's a wiki on him.
Reminder that barb's other son was the reviewer who kept Toy Story 3 from getting a perfect score on rottentomatoes
>>4082376
She use to be so cute what happened
The fact she isn't blinking is really upsetting. Woman is one foot in the grave
we trash now
TRASH'd
Into the /trash/ this thread goes.
MODS=GODS
how much time left does he have boys?
>>4082447
a bad lifestyle
>/trash/
>>4082400
Dubs confirm
best board
>>4082480
Plz no
>>4082480
about fucking time
>>4082400
>my post gets trashed
>gets dubs
Sweet
>>4082432
Let's see: I'm presuming that the house he is living in is already paid for, so most likely he will die pretty quickly in that rotting Chandler residence. But then again, there's a real chance that he will get buried under bills and get that house taken from him, that will end up in him dying under some bridge.
Literally the only thing that would keep him from dying is if he gets institutionalized, but I have no idea how likely that is around there.
![060[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/um7eQDr.png "060[2].png")
Should this become a loli thread?
>newfag /v/ janitor moves thread to /trash/
Literally every single time.
>Actually moving the thread
Fuck you too mods
FOR FREE
>>4082537
DUDE ITS NOT VIDEO GAMES LMAOOOO
*starts 50th Pokemon GO thread*
MODS=GODS
MODS=GODS
MODS=GODS
I want to fuck chris
how fucked i am?
>>4082537
>>4082544
>gossiping over some tranny autist is video games
>>344900168
It's passed the point for me where it's humorous anymore. I can't experience schadenfreude from Chris-chan anymore, just sadness.
Also mods are fags.
>>4082595
Your right we should have another pokemon go thread :^)
I'm not going to insult mods, because I don't want to be banned and I'm also responding to other threads later. I'm just going to say that they should make better decisions, and moving Chris Chan who is a gamer to trash is not a good idea.
>>4082595
>>4082537
probably got the "job" last week and thinks he's clever by calling a chrischan thread trash. you're trash, janny. fuck off.
>>4082595
>gossiping over DSP masturbating on cam is video games
>gossiping over kojimbo being fired by a pachinko company is video games
>gossiping about what Joosten's feet smell like is video games
>gossiping about the ugliness of suzy is video games
No, anon, fuck YOU.
>>4082671
>>gossiping over kojimbo being fired by a pachinko company is video games
It is. He makes video games.
>gossiping over DSP masturbating on cam is video games
>gossiping about the ugliness of suzy is video games
Idiot e-celebs. We should make a /vid/ board to contain such discussions.
>gossiping about what Joosten's feet smell like is video games
It's not. Discussion of Joosten should pertain only to the character Quiet, who is video games.
>having a CWC thread, threads that have existed on /v/ for nearly a decade, once in a while is bad
>meanwhile LMAO LET'S HAVE 30 POKEMON GO SPAM THREADS AT THE SAME TIME XDDD
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>>4082777
holy speks truth
Why is Barb talking so slowly in OP's video?
>>4082777
TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>4082808
To sound weak so people will believe she really needs that money.
>>4082777
What really bothers me is that we have an entire fucking board dedicated to pokemon, yet everyday we have pokemon threads on /v/.
>>4082743
Those threads all pop up on a dailt basis with all of them ending unmolested by mods. Gossiping about non-vidya related matters for people who make video games is a pretty big discretion from talking about video games. It's no different than talking about people who play video games.
Whats up /v/
welp, now that we're here
>unzips dick
>>4083618
Whadda ya want bud, I can try to supply
My theory is that CWC is the main character of humanity and when he dies the rapture will come and punish humanity for how it treated him.
>>4083728
There wasn't any winning for humanity then. Even if people accepted him it still wouldn't have been enough for him.
>>4082743
>It is. He makes video games.
Oh. In that case:
>Toddposting is video games
>threads calling Tim Schafer a shill and a sellout are video games
>threads about Reggie's body being ready and the Nintendo girl's tits are video games
>twitter back and forths between jap devs and SJWs are video games
If that doesn't sate your appetite:
>nvidia vs ati shitposting is video games
>sfm waifu dumps are video games
>filename threads are video games
>deep sea threads are video games
>stuposting is video games
Basically your rules are shit, arbitrary, and miss the point that /v/'s discussions about video games are terrible.
>>4082808
Combination of sightreading and being on death's door. She likely didn't lose all that weight from a lifestyle choice to get healthy. She also has that dementia stare going on like she's only half-comprehending what's happening around her.
>>4083869
Dont forget:
>Furbait threads are videogames
Anyone have the Facebook status saved where in his comic universe Chris becomes a woman and gives birth with his own sperm?
>>4084013
Here you go
>>4084048
Holy shit, thanks
>>4082347
>th-this is your order, with. Your order with extra ketchup like you wanted sir, we have barbie and g.i.joe toys for... for the kids, now i know, i know you are going to want a g.i.joe for your son but let me talk you about the quality of the barbie dolls, i personally have the collection twice, they dont let me take the dolls but kids forget them in the table all the time and, and.. well we cant sell them back and i wont throw them to the garbage no matter how many times the manager complains.
We also carry sonic, sonic... boom toys but im not allowed near those, if you want you want a sonic toy im going to have to call my gal pal brittany to show you our selection
and thats why chris cant wok at wendys
>>4084048
That is an oviaryaction if I ever saw one.
>>4084283
Not to mention he'd disgust the customers with his terrible smell.
i want to impregnate Christine
>>4084817
Get a job, Chris.
>>4082447
>what happened
Chris.
>>4084633
im pretty sure the smell of perpetual fries can overpower the stench of 100 hobbos
>>4087759
I don't know about that. I think after a few weeks he'll just end up smelling like rotten watermelons and fries.
>>4082524
>institutionalized
Not likely. Don't think Virginia has any asylums left, let alone one that could actually fucking help this guy.
>>4082350
>orbit
>>4082326
Anons tend to forget that there was many attempts by his internet followers to help him out, but he rejected it each time.
One of big reasons why so many people detests Chrischan is because he is selfish as fuck and exemplifies everything people on the right hate about leaches on welfare.
I know it sounds like I'm a-logging on Chris, but the truth is that his and Barbara's current predicament were largely brought on by their refusal to seek help when it was available in the past and failure to follow common sense.
I hope things get better, but I highly doubt it will.
>>4082537
At least it's marginally possible to discuss Chris now.
>>4082319
Jesus fuck, Barb got hit with the JUST since the last time she was in a video.
>Constant Overpriced and Pokemon GO threads are alright
>A Chris Chan thread every so often isn't
Lighten up Mods, for fuck's sake.
>>4082342
someone post the braixen version
>>4082410
I have autism who loves drawing and I don't believe I have millions of fans around the world.
[spoiler] also Dramma. how autistic I can get XD[/spoiler]
>>4094887
sorry you guys had to deal with that
/v/ is fucking horrible.
>>4089728
His jackassery turned whiteknights into trolls after they realized just how hopeless the situation was.
